Thursday, September 11

Spot The Stop Signs!

Here are some Spotting The Stop Signs tips that can possibly save you from a costly wedding with 501 guests or from an I-married-a-Gorilla kinda marriage and dragging yourself to Courts some day for an emotionally expensive Divorce. (btw, this is for single girls AND boys). Yes you can prevent it all at your first date itself!


Scenario: Imagine you're on a First Date with a person you've met recently and seemed 'dateable' *which is why you're here now!*. Following are some 'Stop Spots' that you may wanna notice about your Date that need urgent action...like calling it quits right there? ok. So let's see what they are:


Let's say your Date chose the place where you were gonna meet. And that place is:

*McDonalds/KFC/Wendy's/local bread shop, Reject shop etc etc

Spot the Stop sign dahlin! Forget about a 2nd date with this notorious cheapo! Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to say that the Place should be really expensive, ultra special or fancy. First dates (or any date) don't have to be costly or even romantic. But Maccas? WTF who wants a Cleaner on your face when you're trying to get to know someone, or even Ronald McDonald sitting with you right along your getting-to-know-each-other phase? Dump him/her..now.

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Now let's say your Date chose a fantastic place and passed the first test. Say it's the Beach or a nice warm Cafe or even a simple riverbank picnic...mmm nice. Let's say it's the Cafe you both chose, for a cosy lil chat and some food 'n coffee. Now what happens next is:

*Your Date seem to suffer from Verbal Diarrhoea that reeks of his/her Ex!

Spot the Stop sign dahlin! Forget about this psycho who doesn't seem to have gotten over the Ex yet. It's ok to talk a little about past loves but to constantly regurgigate Ex-puke as if this was the Annual General Meeting of Exs, indicates that your Date isn't ready for a new relationship yet. Unless ofcourse you're willing to have 3 people in your relationship?

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Now let's say your Date managed to have you intrigued and interested by thinking before he/she spoke and balancing the conversation really well, hence passing that 2nd test...so far so good then. Now as your Date eats and drinks, you notice the following:

*Your Date makes noises while eating and dribbles saliva like a 3month old baby...

Spot the Stop sign dahlin x 1000000! I don't even need to explain why you should leave the table NOW, and put up a Missing Persons notice under your own name on the cafe door before you head out, so that he/she will never even attempt to find you?


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Now let's say your Date passed the cleanliness and good Table Manners test too...well that's great then. Now imagine you noticed the following:

*Talks/Texts incessantly on the mobile phone...

Spot the Stop sign dahlin! The dude/dudette needs a Mobile Network to date, not you. Get a life and call it quits before he/she says 'Vodafone' *no plans* to your next question 'what are your plans for the future?'.

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Now let's say your Date passed that test too and keeps his/her cell switched off. Good stuff. What if you came across this about your Date next:

*Brags about their academic qualifications, career, family assets, their wealth, themselves etc.

Spot the Stop sign dahlin! Time to ask if he/she is waiting for an old relative to die to become rich, and catch the bus home! It's important to know your Date's career, family details etc but not to the extent that you'd end up feeling like you're interviewing him/her for a job or that you're his/her lawyer writing his/her last Will.

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Let's say your Date topped that too...and now you're really happy with him/her. And suddenly you notice this:

*Your Date gets whiplash by staring at a beautiful girl/hot hunk passing by your table


Spot the Stop sign dahlin! Time to hand him/her over to the Police for a possible suspect for that last Rape case in town...aha? It's ok to look at other beautiful beings but if it makes your Date stop eating, stop talking to you and ogle with his/her eyeballs coming out, then it's not a relationship that he/she needs...it's most likely rehab for Nymphomania.

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Let's say your Date did well in the above situation too and that he/she is within your expectations when it comes to giving you attention...good going. Now you notice the following:

*Your Date is extremely shy and don't talk at all

Spot the Stop sign dahlin! What are we here for, for a Date or for a celebration of Silence? Think about it. If he/she doesn't talk much, that means he/she doesn't realise that Communication is very important in a relationship. You teach your Date some real good Communication skills by saying 'here, help yourself to a speech therapist', hand over some money and leave. Unless you want to be the only one talking in your relationship!

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Let's say your Date passed that test too...imagine it all went really well, and now you've come to the last part of your first date. And that's paying the bill. Ladies, now don't expect the guy to pay for both of you. It's not 1958. So, you intend to share the bill but you notice this:


*Your Date holds their wallet real tight and looks somewhere else

Spot the Stop sign dahlin! Time to let this Cheapskate Alert wake you up to your senses. Cos if someone is that stingy on a first date, chances are that he/she will even charge you for sharing their bed some day! Maybe he/she'd bring his/her own instant Maggie noodles and Budget coffee for the 2nd date? Run babeh run before he/she sends you the bill for rendering services on this Date!


And you didn't know why I was single? Nah, not cos I'm picky. I just love Dating myself LOL! Feel free to add more 'Spot The Stop Signs' into this post. Thanks!



And THANKS a bunch for the love 'n support in that last post. This song is dedicated especially to ALL of you who made me feel understood and so very easy to talk to. And no matter what, I know you always make me feel loved and cared for...you're always there. Ease my troubles, that's what you do....it's amazing. You know I love ya MWACKKKZ!!


Current Music: Have I Told You Lately That I Love You by Van Morrison

130 Cranium Signets:

Pinku said...

Lovely points and each one is valid....u ought to be a consultant I tell you

Glad to see you spring back from that last one

Jay said...

Oh man! I don't stand a chance then! I better make some changes. LOL ;-)

deepsat said...

LOL!! good stop signs!!! never knew so many actually existed!!

;-))

Mystique Wanderer said...

wasn't there smething about stating the obvious...and also one on repeating ure posts with a diff title

neways u'd do good writing for dummies...

for the non dummies who need advanced signs...

1. how does the person behave with their family, strangers

2. how does a person react in an emergency

3. person's views on things that don't directly relate to them

4. behaviour with children and the aged

5. books read/movies seen/music heard/ sports played and the way they describe it

6. person's friend circle and how they respond to u

7. what do they look forward to in life...what are their priorities in life

8. do some activities together...play some team games...u'll find out how they're gonna treat u going ahead

9. how does the person take a loss

and similar stuff...

Keshi said...

Pinku tnxx hun MWAH! :)


*consultant

mebbe not..cos some ppl here think I should write for DUMMIES.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha Jay ur alright! U'd be FANTASTIC!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha stop stop stop Deepz, right there!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Girish!


**wasn't there smething about stating the obvious...and also one on repeating ure posts with a diff title

like which one? this is not a REPEAT.



**neways u'd do good writing for dummies...

yeah thats prolly why ur commenting here!




**for the non dummies who need advanced signs...

**1. how does the person behave with their family, strangers


u call that for ADVANCED ppl? LOL! thats if u spend ur first date with her FAMILY! Which ADVANCED person wud do that!!



**2. how does a person react in an emergency


hahaha for this u hv to be working in ER or kill someone on ur first date!



**3. person's views on things that don't directly relate to them

Agreed.



**4. behaviour with children and the aged

So u plan to spend ur first date in Aged Care or a Kindy? hmmm very advanced.




**5. books read/movies seen/music heard/ sports played and the way they describe it

Agreed...and where is the Stop sign in this?




**6. person's friend circle and how they respond to u

wud work only when u get to know him/her more...



**7. what do they look forward to in life...what are their priorities in life

true!




**8. do some activities together...play some team games...u'll find out how they're gonna treat u going ahead


true...




**9. how does the person take a loss

U cant find out abt that on a first date?




This post was abt STOP SIGNS on a first date Mystique :)


Anyways tnxx, some good points in there!


Keshi.

Arjun said...

KESHI!!
You need to start your own magazine babe....soon.. I hope!

ANWESA said...

real funny post i must say!gud 2 c u live n kicking!

Cess said...

LOL, very funny, no I know why I m single ;) u can also add the one who can not stop making jokes...but he s the only one laughing....erkk, I met one like that once, OMG, he was soooo not funny, but he kept making jokes and laughing at it. Being not funny is not a problem per se but don t do joke!!!!!
Glad u feel better.
PS: where do u get that much of inspirations, and imagination to do each post so different ?

DreamCatcher said...

I really enjoyed this post!!.. :)
how did u get all these tips. ;)
if u know any girl who can pass all these tests then please do inform me.. :))

Prakhar said...

haha...I call these "Keshi's Lemon Law"..All valid points!!

**Spot the Stop sign dahlin x 1000000! ** LOL!!

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

sowwy I wasn't there..wen u neeeded me..my work load has incressed a lot and my net sucks a lot...

**hugz**

sowieeee again...


and

stop hating McD.it's the only solution for the unemployed lovers like me.. :P

utopia said...

hilarious keshi. i loved it. hahahaha! very similar line of thinking :-)!

Cinderella. said...

This makes me so happy I aint single !!!!

the stygian sailor said...

i beg to disagree. if you are so fixated with rules, you wont have a bloke for yourself
1. the place; the first thing that comes to a bloke's mind is a nice place to eat. Mac serves the purpose. but we are on a date. we ll let the lady decide. but no. the lady says wherever you say. you push the bloke into the depths of doubt about what to say. so the next easiest thing to say or what comes out will be mac.
if you want to stop there, suit yourself, you lose out on potential.

2.blokes cant talk, esp on first dates and second. there is an important question running in mind, are we getting laid or not. it is not your ted bundy, it what all of menfolk are programmed for. the woman knows if it is going to happen or not, the bloke has to keep guessing. minds occupied. so there is a inadvertant verbal diarrhoea. besides, we cant pick up on a tangent of shopping or recipes or shoes and go yapping about it. if you do find a man with whom you can have a 'meaningful' conversation, disaster is knocking around.

staring at beautiful women! no one can stop doinf that, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, if we didnt look how would there be a definition of beauty.

you put your bloke potential under a microscope and scan him so closely, you will keep looking forever

the stygian sailor said...

BTW, HOW IS THE pms

~Hemanth~ said...

Funny! I agree with all of them except for the first one because, I would like to have my first date in a public place and KFC/McD is ok, as long as you are in there for a quick bite and a cool soda and not more than 20-25mins. You can use those 20-25mins to gauge the person a little and get over those little butterfiles in your tummy.

Oh! and if your date is more interested in the cutlery and window signs than you, I think its time to order for the cheque and wave her/him good bye outside the door.

~Hemanth~

mayz said...

do we really need rules??
m jus curious

Keshi said...

haha Arjun wud u subscribe to it?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Anwesa!

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Cess MWAH!


** u can also add the one who can not stop making jokes...but he s the only one laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can picture such a joker...a bad one at that.


u know, the last Date I had was in 2007 Jan. He kept talking abt his ex so much that I got a migraine and wanted to go home straight away!


Being single is better than being with a bad joker. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

and Cess as for ur qn

**where do u get that much of inspirations, and imagination to do each post so different ?


I really dunno..I just write wuts on my mind :):) tnxx hun!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dreamcatcher I know such a girl..me. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Prakhar!

**"Keshi's Lemon Law".

haha good one!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Bro, no worries at all!


**stop hating McD.it's the only solution for the unemployed lovers like me


lol how broke r ya!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hi-5 sista! @Utopia ;-)

tnxx MWAH!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Cindy that makes me feel so great hun...duhhhhh!

lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

o Stygian sir when did we ever agree ha? :)


**if you are so fixated with rules, you wont have a bloke for yourself

haha who said these were RULES?


So d u mean u'd like a girl who eats likea pig, gets u to pay the bill, climbs over the next hunk she sees, and farts in public?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Hemanth tnxx!

*Maccas

mebbe its individual choice. I wudnt go to Maccas on a first DATE :)



**and if your date is more interested in the cutlery and window signs than you, I think its time to order for the cheque and wave her/him good bye outside the door


hahahaha good one!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mayz wut makes u think these r rules?

Dun u hv basic criteria for the girl in ur mind?


Keshi.

the stygian sailor said...

*So d u mean u'd like a girl who eats likea pig, gets u to pay the bill, climbs over the next hunk she sees, and farts in public?*

definitely not, but i dont want a countess dracula scanning me like that, ready to say 'off with his head'. its absolutely scary.

Keshi said...

Stygian this post was abt BASIC criteria, not abt a dracula!


**definitely not, but i dont want a countess dracula scanning me like that, ready to say 'off with his head'. its absolutely scary.


yes me too. u failed to read this post and u'stand that it was abt basic criteria and not scary n tough rules, all cos u were in a hurry to DISAGREE with me!

Im not surprised.

Cos there's a pattern in some readers here...they r always in a great rush to say things AGAINST my posts, rather than really reading the post and u'standing wut it is abt! ur loss.


Keshi.

the stygian sailor said...

*Cos there's a pattern in some readers here...they r always in a great rush to say things AGAINST my posts, rather than really reading the post and u'standing wut it is abt! ur loss.*

too bad
you are being judgemental

Keshi said...

too bad Stygian..cos you are being judgemental too!

Keshi.

Princess Mia said...

Maccaz is so OZ haha....in India ppl call is McD's heheheh but i still prefer Maccaz

anyways last night i cam rto yur blog posted comments on on the different rooms posts n damn forgot to see yur dead end post n in the night just befoe i went to sleep i was like morrow first thing morning am gonna read it n here i am....now lemme rush to that one...

n pls write a post on how to find a date as well....only then can i think of datable heheh

the stygian sailor said...

ok settled. you are judgemental and i am the same. now we are even

Keshi said...

hey Mia thats ok hun MWAH!


Its hard for ppl to comment in all my posts at the rate I get bored with em and update so fast. I u'stand ur dilemma LOL!



**n pls write a post on how to find a date as well

if I knew that now wud I be single?haha girl!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

no we r not EVEN Stygian. U r JUDGEMNTAL, Im not.

Cos I was only talking abt basic Dating criteria and u JUDGED me to be some dracula!

Keshi.

the stygian sailor said...

basic?! how on earth can those 'criteria' be basic? there aren't any criteria

Sach! said...

:-) Totally agree to you babes...
Next time before and after dates I am calling you ;)

Vest said...

Not into dates or communication lately. Poor cleaners getting some stick for keeping the munching areas tidy.
Rarely eat out, but we eat well at home and when it is neccessary we would rather go to a well regulated restaurant than some seedy and cosy candlit restaurant crawling with dick roaches.
BTW j's latest cmpl/mess for U was returned by me to his post. Many others scrubbed too.
Today I was reading about memory loss, I was not the least bit surprised to read that it can manifest its self from as low as the early twenties.X.

mayz said...

i normally let her decide

AmitL said...

**(btw, this is for single girls AND boys). **
Clicks'back'button on keyboard and does not read post.

Vest said...

you and I are probably the only people who actually read all of these comments, maybe? or the prize of a thousand dollars for guessing the max amout a skunk can deposit in a bank would have been won - too late now though.x.

stony said...

Nice post!

* suffer from Verbal Diarrhoea...

I hate it so much... whether about Ex or your achievements or others' failures.

But have standards come down?

Those crotch-scratchers/ nose-diggers?

And the guy seeking just a little fun? Is oral sex OK with you... etc. etc. ... Remember? :)

(*sprinkles water on Keshi's face to bring back old memories*)

btw, they have preserved some qualifying guys and gals in our national museum. Anyone interested may buy them in the next auction :)

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

Cool points there!

Good job :)

Lena said...

lol keshi dear, you better pick up all your articles and write a book, it will be a bestseller!

Keshi said...

Stygian wutever. Just cos u dun hv any decent criteria and u dun mind dating a tramp, it doesnt mean I hv to think the same way.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey tnxx Sach lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Vesty Im sooo sorry..I've been tied up. I know I do suffer from amnesia lol! gosh u must hate me by now?

**Home

is nice! always the best place for a cosy chat :) but it can only happen later on in the Dating period..


tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mayz so u wud blindly get married to some girl and let her decide? Thats so not true!

seems like alot of guys here thought this post was abt them! :) when it was for both girls AND boys!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Amit noooo I didnt mean u cant read it!

gawwwwwwd I dunno wut it is, but alot of my Male readers just snapped after this post!

anyways..

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vesty ur so right!

Im so done with this actually...cos alot of ppl seem to take me for granted, just cos I write regular and lengthy posts, and give attention to each and every commentor.

mebbe we should just take a long break or not blog at all. wut say? Im seriously thinking abt it. Cos some of my so-called friends dun even come here anymore.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Stony @museum!


**But have standards come down?

Definitely! cos if u read some earlier comments here, u wud notice how some ppl thought I was imposing rules!!!!

d u think these r RULES? LOL shouldnt these be BASIC to any 'acceptable' Date!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Sameera!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Lena yes sweetie mebbe I should :)

ty!

Keshi.

Arjun said...

yes I would....
Already following your blog :-)

AmitL said...

**Comes back-can't resist the temptation of reading what promises to be a fun post*

**McDonalds/KFC/Wendy's/local bread shop, Reject shop etc etc**

ROFL-Keshi,the poor guy might just be learning to stand up on his two feet.So,a McDonald's might well be a lavish meal for him,you know.:)
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**Your Date makes noises while eating and dribbles saliva like a 3month old baby...**

Hehe..the guy/gal might just be one of those who love to eat,and,display their love for eating to everyone by the crunchy noises. This friend of mine even chews on liquids like buttermilk,so,I know how it feels to be next to him.:)
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**Your Date gets whiplash by staring at a beautiful girl/hot hunk passing by your table**

Arre,appreciation of passing pulchritude should not be frowned upon.
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Point-you like Maggi noodles?Just curious,when I saw the mention in this post.*grins*
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Hope these comments eased ur troubles a bit more..:)TC.I'm off home for a nice weekend in 1/2 an hr.

AmitL said...

LOL..Keshi, I was just joking..you think I could resist reading any post of yours???Just sent in a comment.

SMM said...

Keshi stop signs also have to include rash drivers, crazy loons who are rude to the waiters & support staff, name droppers and narcissistic guys who can only talk about themselves :P

vishesh said...

LOL :P k have learnt a few things here :P

mayz said...

we were talkin abt marriage??

d gypsy! said...

Valid points grl...but these signs are only make the 'outer periphery' of a person. I would definitely see a lot more other things , dunno if these wud matter then or not...

and hey, so gud to see u back in ur SPIRIT... :)

Me Mini Mini Mouse said...

Keshi
sowwy gal been stuck at work n only gmail works
this is all i cn do fm my cell so shll be back tonight to read both ur posts
missin ya alrdy

D

Chaggoholic.... said...

Lol amazin 'Pull Out" conditions. Sure gave me a hearty laugh but also in a way practical....

By the way a new one posted by me.Check it out.Wud be fun....

Jeevan said...

Then i am also someone date myself to imagine. cool post keshi!

the stygian sailor said...

*Just cos u dun hv any decent criteria and u dun mind dating a tramp, it doesn't mean I hv to think the same way.*

that would mean you are a tramp. you are married to my 'psyche' remember?

enchanted illusionz said...

hey keshi..i do second pinkus opinion dat u shld b a consultant. u understand ppl well.
mayb even a magazine lik arjun mentioned...wot u gotto say is alwz interesting.

sweets , u r doin gud ,aint ya?

Whitesnake said...

Come as you are!

Arv said...

spot, stop, stop, spot... err... dazed... LOL...

I would say thats some interesting analysis... Gals would like it, I guess...

Should the guys do a self assessment??? LOL...

Have a nice evening mate.. cheers...

Vinz aka Vinu said...

hehe..had a hearty laugh..
I had many dates in McD..

:)

~~ your date holds their wallet real tight and looks somewhere else~~

I don’t remember my date bringing a wallet at all..!!

:)

Hope you are back from your previous post..
Way to go Keshi..!!

Cheers!!

Anu said...

hmm.. a couple of those stop signs I totally agree with, but another couple :D!!! On my first date with K, I didnt talk too much, because I was just trying to absorb what he was about.. but now he cant get me to shut up1!Thinking abt it,- that should have been a stop sign to him :) !!
One more stop sign is an incessant chattering about mom, elder sis, cousin sis.... that is a benchmark you know your never going to reach in their head

La vida Loca said...

I agree.
Although..shyness can be seen in many ways,no?

Impressionist said...

lol! thats hilarious!
I wonder how u come up with such tips? Experience?
heh jk!!

-I

Diana said...

Honey..am so sorry am not able to read ur posts....this has been such a hectic week...am not getting enough time....

I hav already missed out on two of ur posts...will catch up once i get a day off....

till then
Love n Hugs

Tarun said...

Hehehehehe.

ROFL Keshi.

Nothing on Punctuality ...

I may add Punctuality to the list.
Please dont keep the date waiting, remember its is a date not a millenia.

Me Mini Mini Mouse said...

M bck and I n read this one n the last one both

Fr this one... i am gonna keep this as my checklist now... easy reference...LOL

but prob is Keshi, all men i meet meet the criteria here...atleast one point for sure... does tht mean thr r not good men left...LOL

N for the last blog, so many ppl have said so much...and thnks to them...its nice to see u back in ur element again...keep smilin always n may god bless u

Muah n Hugz
Div

WP 2007 - 08 said...

Hi Keshi

There’s nothing like MacDonalds, KFC, Wendys to get something hard—arteries!

If one has more shit coming out their mouth than their ass, then they should shove toilet paper in their mouth and wipe their tongue.

I’m getting tired so I swiped some words off your post. LOL

If Your Date makes noises while eating and dribbles saliva like a 3month old baby, then he should be taken to a farm to wallow with the other pigs.

So if the guy is texting all the time, excuse youself and go text him saying you planted a tiny bomb in his phone—where do I come up with is crap. LOL

Sorry, that's all the time I have right now.

LOL

Bev

rantravereflect/ jane said...

bwuahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :)
awesummm keshikins..
it's 2.27 am here ryte now, n i'm swallowing the giggles in my nose ;)

geeeeee..spot the stop signs: it's a tongue-twister i tell ya!

geeeee..
a grt list out there..
rotfl at
Ronald McDonald sitting with you/Annual General Meeting of Exs/rehab for Nymphomania/instant Maggie noodles and Budget coffee for the 2nd date....

bwuahahhaahhahahahaha...

my top spot the stop signs:
a) nose-diggers/gold-diggers
you SNIFF any of these, save your GOLD-MINE before it STINKS!
b)crotch-holders
c)fake accents
d)most men in general ;);)

Keshi said...

aww Arjun, u and SMM r so cute! :)

tnxx guys!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Amit :)


No...I just sensed that some of the Male readers JUMPED at this post, as if I was talking exactly abt them. mebbe I was lol!



**This friend of mine even chews on liquids like buttermilk

ewwwwwwwwwww!


yeah, writing this post made me feel lighter...but some readers here made me feel heavier again! Just that some ppl take it all so seriously...can never see a joke..is always out to disagree with me. Not that I want everyone to agree with me, but even when I talk abt a fun topic, ppl r out to kill me. Im beginning to lose interest Blogville...mebbe I cant find wut Im looking for..even here..


Maggie noodles...I used to live on it in Uni days lol!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey SMM tnxx!

**rash drivers, crazy loons who are rude to the waiters & support staff, name droppers and narcissistic guys

hahaha good list girl! omng talk abt being RUDE to waiters..I hate that! They r not our servants, they r doing a job. some ppl cant u'stand that. No way Im gonna date a guy like that!



**rash drivers

yeah speeding dun portray how great a person u r...it only shows u hv certain SMALL organs lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vish Im so glad I cud 'educate' ya lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mayz!

**we were talkin abt marriage??

not me..u were!

cos u said u'll let her decide. how can u always let the other person decide, when ur just getting to know someone? after marriage, mebbe u cud do that, cos u hv confidence in the other person..but on first few dates?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Gypsy tnxx!


**but these signs are only make the 'outer periphery' of a person. I would definitely see a lot more other things , dunno if these wud matter then or not...


yeah I agree...but first impressions matter alot and can mean alot of REAL things abt that person. Dun u think?

:)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mini dahlin its ok, take ur time:) HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Chag tnxx!


**Sure gave me a hearty laugh but also in a way practical....


Im glad u cud see this post in both ways. Cos some guys shot me for writing this!


tnxx for being so honest.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Jeevan tnxx!

I'd go on a Date with ya :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Stygian!


**that would mean you are a tramp. you are married to my 'psyche' remember?


I didnt say I was married to ur 'psyche'...I said u were!

The point is, u agreed that u wudnt continue a r'ship with someone who eats like a pig, pervs on every guy that passes by, is stingy etc etc. So why r u dragging this any further? Just say u agree!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Enchanted ty sweetie!

Im very well ta, and u? :)


**u understand ppl well.
mayb even a magazine lik arjun mentioned...wot u gotto say is alwz interesting


hehe I wud luv to. I always think Im in the wrong field..IT that is!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Stevo I agree..I love ppl to be honest and be just the way they are. But that doesnt mean I can DATE all of em. Does it?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey tnxx Arv!

Its for both guys n gals :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Vinu!

U had many Dates in Maccas? haha!


**I don’t remember my date bringing a wallet at all..!!

omg looks like the ladies u've dated r scrooges? lolz!


Im good Vinu..tnxx alot!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Anu ur really cute!


**One more stop sign is an incessant chattering about mom, elder sis, cousin sis.... that is a benchmark you know your never going to reach in their head


thats so true! The last Date I had with Mr.Darcy, he kept talking abt his mum, sis, dad, ex and nothing else! No wonder he listened to his sis and broke up with me in 7 days LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Lavida tnxx!

**shyness can be seen in many ways

yes ofcourse.

I didnt mean u talk non-stop lol!


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Impressionist!

lol nah I hvnt dated that MANY men!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Diana no worries girl, take ur time!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tarun thats a TOP point!

**I may add Punctuality to the list. Please dont keep the date waiting, remember its is a date not a millenia.


hahahahha! true...I hate to be stood up.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

awwwwww Mini HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ n ty!


**all men i meet meet the criteria here...atleast one point for sure... does tht mean thr r not good men left

hahahahahaha!

there r still VERY FEW GREAT men left out there...lets run n find em! nah wait, thats what I hv been doing half my life and Im still single. LOL!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Bev get some good sleep hun.


**So if the guy is texting all the time, excuse youself and go text him saying you planted a tiny bomb in his phone—where do I come up with is crap

lol lol lol!


*HUGZ* u man-eater!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jane HUGS! :)


**a) nose-diggers/gold-diggers
you SNIFF any of these, save your GOLD-MINE before it STINKS!
b)crotch-holders

I mentioned these 2 pig categories in one of my earlier post lol!




**c)fake accents

omg I so know such ppl. U should go and listen to em talking at home..I mean hide behind a wall and listen. Its a totally different accent this time, a crappy one. LOL!



**d)most men in general ;);)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Im in splits!!!!


Keshi.

The Phosgene Kid said...

I got lucky the first time - green light all the way.

Pecos Blue said...

Nice post. It is too late for me.

starry nights said...

loved all the red alerts.real good adice for anyone starting to date.how do you come up with all this stuff, you should think of publishing a book.

Southpaw unplugged said...

Although the scenarios r pretty serious and hideous, but i just cudnt stop laughing and very well understand ur stand on being single as of now...:)

enchanted illusionz said...

yeah..m gud too. dat ws a bad day . it happens....
oh! u into IT , i wld prefer humans to comp.
not dat i understnd 1 better tan de oter. noway! he he he.
but u noe ..ppl hv a lot more & better variety of viruses & probs....atleast dat makes dem less borin. lol!
mayb its time u thnk of a career change..wot say..

maverick said...

u shud open a dating consultancy :)...u ld earn pretty well :D

Keshi said...

good on ya Phoso!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Pecos, ur lucky! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Starry mebbe cos I hv a wild n scary imagination? lol tnxx hun!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Southy tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Enchanted!

**ppl hv a lot more & better variety of viruses & probs

lolz!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mav tnxx! :)

Keshi.

maverick said...

@keshi...howdy???

Hemanth Potluri said...

kesh u pull me here with fever again stupid...the post is cool let me follow the rules wen i get a date(that wud be never i think)

Your Date is extremely shy and don't talk at all

i am very shy to talk to gals r ...more over i cant even say a hi ..i feel very very shy...i have stage fear also...trying to over come these..if i go on a date dont tak then i am screwed..no one likes me then :(...

hey i think i will give out cpies of these in office...i hope its not copyrighted ;)...

i loved the post it may be rule book for dummy like me :)...

urs..hemu..

Deepti said...

aaah this definitely helps !!! ;)

ani said...

nice pointers dear..

well havent been on a date for a long time now.. so definitly could use these..

but it was quite funny the way u narrated them.. :) hope ur weekend is going good.. :)

Aneesh said...

MMmmmm!!
Nice tips :)
Just curious, Does this comes from experience? LOL

BTW, I'll surely try it out, if I get a chance -- The K-tips
:)

Keshi said...

Mav Im good n u? :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Hemz ur not a dummy :) just a dummy in love. LOL HUGS!

hey its ok...u'll get over the fear and shyness once u start meeting more girls...and once u get more experience heheheh...

yeah give it a way to ur SHY office mates...no probs at all :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehehehe Deepti...

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Ani!

I hvnt been on a Date since Jan 2007. Seems like aeons!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Aneesh it all comes from shock-treatment by so-called MEN. lol!

Keshi.

Aneesh said...

OOHah!!!!

Nice to hear that you got some shock-treatment.
Just kidding :)

Keshi said...

Aneesh I still get such 'treatment' from new men that I come across lol!

Keshi.

anuj said...

hmm .. I may be a stop sign or I may not be ..

but at times its also the other way round .. like whats one supposed to think when you're being the nice guy, but while you are paying the bill the gal just walks outside the rest, not even waiting for you to finish ..

but sometimes .. i believe one shall not judge !!

Aneesh said...

Can I be honored with that? LOL

gunj said...

lol i can sure use those tips!!
thanks a tonn babeh ;)
>:D<