Friday, January 25

It's A Girl Thaaang!

This post is dedicated to ALL the hunnies in the world!



Wanna know why being a woman is such a wonderful thing? Here is a list I came up with:


**We don't face 'Size' issues ahem!!
**Boobs can be UPgraded if we need to without being laughed at haaaaaaaha!
**We can get a massage, without getting a hard-on
**We don't suffer from Dimentia at an early age
**We don't end up having a car crash while ogling at boobs and butts ::watch my car, not her rear!::
**Sex is a great thing but we don't dream of it til we are blue in the face
**Boys, begging for sex isnt what seduction is!
**Snoring isn't sexy either aha!
**Shopping is not a death-sentence to us
**I can discuss about the size of my ass with my girlfriends
**We don't dream of shagging our best friend's partner, ewww!
**Most of the time, the truth isn't a horror movie to us
**We can go for days without anyone noticing that we badly need a shave ;-)
**We know the difference between foreplay and love-making..it's not t
he same thing guys ::rolling eyes::
**My fridge don't have mouldy food that probably expired when Kennedy died
**An orgasm don't knock us out for the next 48hrs!
**We buy new underwear quite often
**That's probably why we don't itch like we have the ITCH! lol!
**We don't get lost (to the point of needing a GPS!) staring at the chest when talking to a woman
**I can be a bitch but I don't belch!
**Putting the toilet seat down isn't equivalent to death-by-hanging
**We don't ask friends of the opposite-sex if they are available for sex, o nos that's cheap!
**We don't mix business with pleasure - a workmate is a workmate, not a potential hooker
**We don't desperately need tips on 'enlarging' things!
**Having FUN don't mean jumping into bed with anything wearing a skirt, even a blow-up doll
**Surfing the net don't mean getting glued on Porn sites to the point of calling the Paramedics to remove you
**Viagra don't rule our lives when we are 100yrs old and
ready for the coffin
**We can fake it without getting caught but you can't!



Girls, you wanna add more to this list? Boys, hmmm say anything you want...***pretends to feel sorry awwwwwww...*** btw I love you guys...can't live without my hunks anyways ;-).


btw it's the Australia Day long weekend over here...so I'll be away til about Tuesday (I'll still be online on and off). Will come around to your blogs soon. To my Aussie mates, have a good AUSTRALIA DAY holiday, drive safely and be good. All my Charlies' Angels, have a rocking weekend! ;-)


Current Music: Independent Woman by Destiny's Child

180 Cranium Signets:

Jay said...

And the man hating continues! LOL ;-)

Hope you have a great weekend Keshi!

Iceman said...

thas y i say GOD is a hot chick in white lingerie!

:P

Margie said...

So how long did it take you to come up with that list?
Love it, Keshi.
Enjoy that long weekend!
I might try and call you.

HUGGGGGGGGZ

Margie

tsduff said...

**We can fake it without getting caught but you can't LOL!

Ha ha ha! Great subject - I have to say bravo for your observations Keshi.

Here's one: **We have no problem asking for directions, and then following them!

Sujit said...

most of the things were bret lee's bouncers...:) happy holidays..

Sam said...

err.. keshi, why do i get the feeling you are gng to send most of the guys out here into hding after reading this post of yours.. lolzzz.....
btw if u ask me a woman's eyes are much more worth staring at... they tell u a lot!! ;)
and like which guy gets knocked off for 48 hrs???? he must be beyond 60.. (i guess!!) :P

crasiezt said...

Oh man that was awesome!!
Kicked the guys where it hurts most, didn't you:D

maverick said...

only 27 pts????i thot u were capable of more????ha ha ha .....

have a great weekend... :) n enjoy the Aussie Day..

Jim said...

Wanna know why being a man is such a wonderful thing?





Sorry I pass
the men will kill me
if i tell

Vikas ( Vicky) said...

:)
in the start i felt its weired...but later i enjoyed it...

We don't get lost (to the point of needing a GPS!) staring at the chest when talking to a woman
.... good one

We buy new underwear quite often..

we can live without underwaer for 30 continous days..... but u gals?

Jim said...

GOD is a hot chick in white lingerie!




Oh GOD!
and i tot u was a man

maverick said...

27..or 50...the post wud just b more funny...

La vida Loca said...

Have a great weekend!!

My take on why it is great to be a girl

- Multiple organisms :D
- can do it several times a day :P
-Can talk about feeling w/o feeling weird
-Chocolate Icecream is a meal
- No heavy lifting if we don't want to do it.
- Shopping is our cardio
- Not smoking/ drinking is ok
- can get out of a ticket easily

I am out :)

Jim said...

, , dont be afraid to joke with GOD Mel, ,
God loves laffs
He is regular guy

i still think God is a guy
and He loves football and hott chicks





do u know why the Pope came to Bandra?
(this is for mumbai guys only wrt Pope Pauls visit to India)







to mount mary

Lena said...

lolz, that made me laugh :D
right now cant come up with something good enough, but whenever something comes to my mind i will be back!!

Have a great weekend with lots of fun!! ;)

anuj said...

Guyz have their own things too .. bt i wont banter abt it .. I guess evryone is special in their own ways .. I was never on one side .. if I cuss gals fr being a mystery .. I cuss d guyz too fr thinkin it to b all obvious :D ..

so v all got our lows n highs..
n shopping is such a gross thing :P . hehe ..their I have said it..

Have a gud weekend keshi :)

anuj said...

I love that first pic !!

Ziah said...

Hey! Ok, here's what I toss into the guy soup that stirring..:)

We can watch soccer, fix a light bulb, guzzle bear and not be called, well, lesbian?  Think of what happens to guys who cook, fashion-design and sing at the choir???
And ya, we like ourselves and other women in skirts, pants or shorts… can a guy have that forbearance towards his male kins? Remember poor david beckham in the sarong???

Ravi said...

Gr8888888888888 List ;o)

It's like reading an encyclopedia of women and their thoughts ;o)

I've saved all your points in this list on ma personal folder...may be I would take some cue from these points once me on a date (in future)!!!!

After reading this article, I've just 3 words for you Keshi...YOU ROCK Babes!

Take care sweetheart :o)

Sweetstickychewy said...

Helllllllllo Keshi.

Hey gurl i replied ya mail..hope you receive it. didn;t mean to worry ya.

haha and cool post. i am amaze at how you could work ya brain out and list all of them. great stuff.

:D

See u soon aites.

*HUGZ* thanks for ya concern. woke me up alittle.

maverick said...

lol...100 wud ve ppl laughing their guts out like crazy...lol

Dalicia said...

1) we're men's ultimate weakness

2) strong willed. we don't give in to sex easily

3) so many choices for clothes, accessories

4) we can be play many roles!
a diva, a cooperate, sporty, girly....anything

5) and of course there's KESHI!

Nora said...

You're hilarious!! Have a good Australia Day. x

Nora

anits said...

hi keshi..how u doing? cool...very interesting post! tcare keshi

Pri said...

woww...awesome list there...
here's another one:
we can spend hours infront of the mirror dressing up for dates ad other such ocassions and nobody can friggin say anything about it...cos its worth it (unlike for guys...heehee)

cheers!! *raises her glass*

vEENs said...

Dear Keshi,

I deeply regret that you so openly discuss such things that are never even discussed behind closed doors here. You have gone beyond your limit. This is a preposterous post.

I am deeply sad, That you didn't even leave a point for me to add..

Did I surprise you with the beginning?
:]

-We can love 2 men differently..
-We can be friends with a guy forever without feeling any feelings :)
-We can be guy type gals for our friends ;]
-We can opt to not to be aroused at all. ;)

err.. I am thinking ;)

ohh!! you have a wonderful weekend Keshi..
And yes remember our Republic Day!! have a nice republic day weekend!!

hugzzzzzzzzz!!

sexy post hon!! I feel proud already ;)

AmitL said...

LOL..Keshi,that was a nice set of 'male-bashing'..ROFL-right from UPgrades to getting massages to faking.Nice beginning to the weekend.

And,you have a nice weekend-till Tuesday.:)Happy Australia Day.

gunj said...

lol....uve got it all there keshi....m so proud to b a girl!! :D

Andrew said...

That was very clever and funny Keshi. Happy Australia Day.

gautami tripathy said...

That list is priceless, girl!

Have a great weekend. Here too it is Republic day. But of course you know that!

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

That was WICKED ;)

Hmmm to add...

*Cause our brains grow in proportion to our age(at least literally)

*We can confide in friends and cry out without feeling all so ashamed for doing so!

*We get to wear all the lovely stuff like jewelery,sexy shoes,lingerie...you name it!

*We know what we want in life,unlike you all who still search for an aim even at 40!

*We are precious;only one egg is produced every month but sperms are released by the millions daily!(Sorry dear,after all I am from a Biology background!)

Have a rocking weekend Babes!Hugsss

Harry said...

hi keshi..

what a nice post...

In hindi: mazaa aa gaya ( In Eng: means it was fun reading it)..he he

hats off to ur observations and ur deep level of thinking...

btw, if you think that man is also a wonderful thin, then whats may the things in ut list...??

Happy AUSTRALIA DAY..!!

tkcre...

Harry

Gonecase said...

Nice compilation here lady. Agree with some, don't agree with some.

Size..Ahem! Its not about the size of the tool that matters but how you use it.It more of an art than mathematics. And 48 hours !!! You've been meeting wrong set of guys I guess :P
Will agree with multiple orgasms and snorting and getting lost while staring at chest, good things are meant to appreciated, aren't they ?? Its our way of appreciating things, hehe.
Fake point is THE BEST...enjoy you holiday :)

Asha said...

ROFL!!! Man! They are all so true!! You clever girl!!

I have one.

"We women don't think we are going to die shortly if we have cold or flu!" ;D

Enjoy your long weekend. Indian Republic day tomorrow too!:))

J said...

Damn you lucky lucky girls :P

K M F said...

wounderfull post

fergal said...

hi keshi - i've been busy in dublin lately but here i am again ... actually i've got a bit of news re. bloggy stuff ... anyhow have a good long weekend & happy australia day to u, from ireland ;-D

~

toby said...

From my experience of flat-sharing with females, I think your list needs a few amendments:

**You face 'Size' issues (ahem!) way more than men and you love talking about it!
**You kick in your sleep (and snore) and pretend that you don't!
**You fart and belch too!
**The size of your ass is not the major issue that you want it to be ;)
.....I'd better stop before you start hating me.

btw, a bloke can fake it if he's discreet about removing the condom. Rare, I admit, but sometimes..... we all make mistakes :)

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

LOL

I thought I was the comedy writer--That's right, I'm on strike!

A stiff cock is a blank mind.

If you want to give a man a lobotomy, cut off his penis.

LOL

I'm out of here.

Bev

mutleythedog said...

I can do all that stuff - I must be a girl.

krystyna said...

Hi Keshi!
First of all
Wishing you a sparkling Australia Day!

I know that you love music.
Shannon Noli sings specially for you-visit me.

BossMack said...

I love your Blog Babygurl.

Helen said...

Ha!!! enjoy your weekend, love, but I would have to add that thsi woman secretly envies guys' ability to just BE with their friends. (You know that 'man-zone')

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

hey....

the best part of being a girl ?
no matter how lousy u look, there'll always be atleast 10 men to compliment you ! (though insincere)

and no matter how weird u behave, there'll be 10 men to appreciate it ....

All referred to as "ADAAAAA"

lemonade said...

agree with every single one of those points!! :)

The Phosgene Kid said...

and you get to continually whine and nag. You forgot that part!!

Wanderlusting said...

We can have sex without actually being physically "up" for it...that's the best, because even if we didn't feel like it in the beginning, we are glad we did it by the end.

Hopefully ;)

KAYLEE said...

how are you I have been weak alot lately so not blooging that much :(

Silvara said...

lol @ multiple 'organisms' - i think ur meaning orgasms heheh...

on that note to have a shoe-gasm (and thats an actual word!) while eyeing a up pair of delicious but ridiculously priced heels.

Steph said...

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

And.

Our shoes are waaaaaaaaaay hotter!

tqmcintl said...

Happy Australaya Day Keshi
Happy Republic Day guys


ENJOY

Shania said...

We can go without sex when we have a 'headache' hehehe..

Alok said...

ha ha Keshi, the last punch (We can fake it without getting caught but you can't!) was worth a blow hundred times ... but you wld have heard men and horses never age :)


Alok

Shionge said...

Yo, we can get away with sex by having a 'headache' hhehhe

Tys on Ice said...

:) i hate to admit it but u make being a woman wonderful...now, let me just state 2 reason why its great to be a man :

- no periods
- no pregnancy

tht being said, after 50s woman shud be called God.

Come on, u gotta love us...atleast for giving u guys something to fix :)

badshah khan said...

hey hot ausieee..have nice australia day and start TAGGING ..u are TAGGED

Jeevan said...

For you its Australia Day for us its Republic Day dear :) enjoy the weekend holidays.

this post is something hot ya;)

Vest said...

High profile Harvey Norman the Oz discount mogal, the weak Kneed wimp Gerry Harvey, was using an OZ flag with only 5 Stars instead of 6 with his TV advertising, today Australia Day.
And for you Indian Guys and dolls. have a great republic day.
And Keshi XXX.

Mel Avila Alarilla said...

Hi Keshi,
Happy Australia Day to you and to all my Australian friends. Well that's a lot of things you enjoy most being a woman. There are a lot of things too that men can list up as quite enjoyable for men but the list can be so long that we may as well not list them up here. Suffice it to say that we enjoy being men just as you enjoy being a woman. Thanks for the wonderful post. God bless.

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

We don't value sleep more than cuddles and hugs lol

When we're thinking about something and if you ask "What you thinking?" .. we don't lie by saying "That how pretty you are!" LOL

And aaargh there's so much more! Just not on top of my head!


Great ones there Keshurr! You got brainsssssssssssssssss!
And have a happy long weekend! xx

Miladysa said...

roflmao!

Nice one Keshi :)

Miladysa said...

I forgot to say

"HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!"

lee said...

I think it's good to be a woman because we can multi-task. Also we are possibly more sensitive.

shooting star said...

nice list dear.....

niki yokota said...

happy australia day!!
heard that a lot of men are putting the toilet seat down in my country. hehehe
i missed u too. thanks sooo much for ur warm comment keshi-chan :))

Stickfigureondrugs said...

mm..
lemme guess..
Your a feminist aren't ya?!:D
http://stickfigureondrugs.blogspot.com/2008/01/rant-women_22.html

there ya go:)
The OTHER side of the story..

The Stormin Mormon said...

"** We can go for days without anyone noticing that we badly need a shave ;-)"

Not in my world. ;-)

Nadine said...

I can enjoy the joys of having a life grow inside of me. They can only feel it from the outside, which is great when the baby comes out, but not the same.

Have a great weekend Keshi.

Cinderella. said...

Girl, you've been tagged !
Get your behind down moi page asap.
Hope you're having a good time.

Solitaire said...

But I must admit that guys can go pee wherever and however they want...and we can't!!!!

Beach Bum said...

**We can get a massage, without getting a hard-on
I stopped going just for that reason. A dark haired beauty just turned me on every time she put her hands on my back.

**Sex is a great thing but we don't dream of it til we are blue in the face**
Whats your point? I'm sorry its just in our DNA.

**My fridge don't have mouldy food that probably expired when Kennedy died
Oh, that stuff. Ladies just don't understand that its a science experiment in evolution.

Have a great weekend! Obama just won the primary in my state and I'm getting drunk to celebrate. I can't stand Hillary and the republicans are all wackos.

BUMBLE!!! said...

ALLOW ME TO COMMENT ONE BY ONE - JUST TO THE ONES THAT TRULY NEED IT

**We don't face 'Size' issues ahem!! SO CAN MEN - WE HAVE HERBAL PILLS AND PHALLIC LENGTHENERS.
**Boobs can be UPgraded if we need to without being laughed at haaaaaaaha! IMPLANT STIGMA?!!
**We can get a massage, without getting a hard-on I REITERATED THIS WEEKEND THAT I ACTUALLY PREFER MASSAGES TO SEX WITH THE OPPORTUNITY FOR BOTH PRESENT. I'M WEIRD - I KNOW.
**We don't end up having a car crash while ogling at boobs and butts ::watch my car, not her rear!:: MOSTLY WOMEN TEND TO DO THEIR BOOBS AND BUTTS COMMENTING ON THE INTERNET, SO I WOULD AGREE!!
**Sex is a great thing but we don't dream of it til we are blue in the face OR LIKE SOME MEN, IN THE BALLS!!!
**Snoring isn't sexy either aha! WOMEN CAN SNORE!!
**Shopping is not a death-sentence to us BUT IT IS A DEATH SENTENCE TO OUR CREDIT CARDS IF WE'RE IN A MARRIAGE!!
**I can discuss about the size of my ass with my girlfriends WHY WOULD I WANT TO DISCUSS THE SIZE OF MY ASS WITH MY FRIENDS?!!
**We can go for days without anyone noticing that we badly need a shave BUT I CAN ROCK THIS STUBBLE!!
**My fridge don't have mouldy food that probably expired when Kennedy died YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THAT - OR YOU MIGHT!!
**An orgasm don't knock us out for the next 48hrs! - JUST 9 - GET IT RIGHT!!
**We buy new underwear quite often NEW UNDERWEAR TRIPS ARE ALMOST BLOGWORTHY - ALMOST.
**I can be a bitch but I don't belch! NEXT, YOU'LL CLAIM THAT YOU DON'T PASS GAS EITHER.
**Putting the toilet seat down isn't equivalent to death-by-hanging WHY DO WOMEN GO ON ABOUT THIS?
**Having FUN don't mean jumping into bed with anything wearing a skirt, even a blow-up doll PERSONALLY, I'M MORE INTRIGUED BY THE FLESHLIGHT (YOU CAN GOOGLE IT)
**Viagra don't rule our lives when we are 100yrs old and ready for the coffin ACTUALLY, VIAGRA IS FOR THE YOUNG AND ENERGETIC.
**We can fake it without getting caught but you can't! KRAMER ADMITTING FAKING IT ON SEINFELD.

diyadear said...

hi keshi..
how have u been???

Compassion Unlimitted said...

What a post,as usual..with cricket around,a word in cricket parlance..This post of yours slipped between the legs and hit the wicket and naturally bowled us !!
TC
CU

Akshay said...

Enjoy the nice long weekend and come up with more male bashing posts ;).

starry nights said...

I just love being a woman..love that list.have a good weekend Keshi.

Kalyan said...

ha ha...lol....this was just lovely reading...have a great Sunday & enjoy your moments!

uttara said...

keshiii
u r a crazyyy girl and not keshi girl .. lol


list sounds awesome.. but the best i found is ..........

*****We can fake it without getting caught but you can't!

tell me how u know .. ahem ahem I WANT AN ANSWER :P keshi babe..

hehehhehe

u didnt wish messy here? :)
awww I can guess y u didn't. No problem .. HUGGGGZ darl

Reeta Skeeter said...

Awesome post!!!
:D
Aye! Girls rock! :D

tulipspeaks said...

hahahaha..

There is never a need for us to queue up! :P

longggggg weekend huh? ah.. i got to get to the office 2moro. 4 more days to go..


ammu.

questionsandanswers said...

long time lady...still the same charm and the beauty in writing..hows u been keshi?

curryegg said...

**Boobs can be UPgraded if we need to without being laughed at haaaaaaaha!

Haha... I couldn't stop laughing before reading the following suggestion from keshi.. hehe...
You're really creative.. ^^

Hugs... how are you keshi? Sorry for being so long didn't visit your blog.. HOpe that you're fine..
;D

Michelle said...

hahaha keshii...tht was an amazing list...got me laughing so hard! im almost not as sad i was for binging this weekend ;-)

Chriz said...

why why why? hehehe

Anjuli said...

LOL....

good one Keshi :)

Paul said...

**We don't get lost (to the point of needing a GPS!) staring at the chest when talking to a woman

But women need to remember that some of the time this isn't voluntary. It's - like gravity. Hard to describe... but you can have to exert huge willpower not to look in certain situations. One particular incident with an exceptionally attractive coworker who was, uh, gaping a bit, comes to mind. She wasn't wearing anything inappropriate, but it was spring and I happened to sit on the table across from her because all the chairs but the one she was sitting in had been put up because school had just let out. So my positioning was exactly right, or wrong, that I could see that her light summery top had pulled away an inch or so and I was looking almost straight down if I were to look that way.

I really really didn't want to look and managed not to, but only by locking into her eyes with a kind of eye death-grip.

She was younger than me by about a dozen years. The principal of our school had been her teacher when she was in sixth grade and they were really close. So it was basically "If your eyes glance downward even for a second, you could possibly lose your job."

wallycrawler said...

I fake it just fine thank you. I scream really loud and spit on her back.
Than I go downstairs and watch porn.;)

Sugababee said...

Loved it!
You tell em girll!

:)

Mez said...

Lolzzzzz u just too good with all this keshi.Njoyed!!

Phoenix said...

Lol. Men bashing is fun, even with al the generalisation.

The Grunt said...

Incredible list, Keshi. I like being a guy. There are pros and cons to everything, I guess.

Dawn....सेहर said...

Wow! amazing list I must say :)
Happy A day..enjoy
Cheers n Hugggggggzz

ALI said...

ha ha ha ha

that was pretty interesting....

but whatever the world says....the bottom line is......

Men and women are dependent on each other for all their needs and all their dreams..... [:)]

SaffronSaris said...

Lol! Drove my Monday blues away when I read this :)

Keshi said...

lolz Jay yes it continues..

Just got bak from my long wknd.

tnxx mate!


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now thats a good definition of God...I like it Iceman ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Margie MWAH!

It didnt take that long...cos u know, its too obvious with men LOL!

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haha Terry good one hun ty!


Keshi,

Keshi said...

Bret Lee I laiiike :) @Sujit.

tnxx!


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haha Sam!

**like which guy gets knocked off for 48 hrs???? he must be beyond 60

ROFL! I cudnt stop laffing when I read that line..I was laffing even on the train and at home. lolz Sam u r so funny!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Craziezt WC n tnxx hun!


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lolz Mav u want more? ur sure u can handle it?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Jim!


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hey Vicky!


**we can live without underwaer for 30 continous days..... but u gals

lol wut makes u think we cant?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim u think God is a man?
:)


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Mav ok one more for ya...

we girls can seduce a guy in 2 seconds...guys need months to seduce a woman lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hah LaVida I like em all, ty!

u meant 'orgasms' rite? :)

I love the shopping one haha tnxx!


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Jim I like wut u said...abt not fearing God..and that we should be able to joke with Him too..


Keshi.

Keshi said...

I'll reply to the rest of u tmrw...gtg now. tnxx all!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Lena tnxx hun!


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lolz Anuj u pissed with me?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ziah u come up with some great ones girl ,ty!

**We can watch soccer, fix a light bulb, guzzle bear and not be called, well, lesbian?

lol I loved that one!


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aww Ravi ty!

**may be I would take some cue from these points once me on a date

lol make sure u just be YOURSELF. Dun listen to Keshi and act like a girl...ur date mite not like that :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Amy aww HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ! I missed ya n was wondering where u were. Well Im glad to know ur ok.

tnxx for that and plz tc.


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Mav lolz ur a sport! I like that.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Dalicia SUPERB list there WOOHOO u rock gal!

**1) we're men's ultimate weakness

LOVE that one the best ;-)

And then there's DALICIA ofcourse! smokin hot!!

HUGGGGGGGGZ n ty!


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lolz Nora tnxx hun! I like to make ppl laugh and Im glad this made u laugh :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anits ty sweetie!


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Thats a GOOD one Pri! :)


tnxx!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Veenz I was in awe at the cleverness of ur first few lines! :) tnxx hun.

**We can be friends with a guy forever without feeling any feelings

thats sooo true!


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lolz Amit ty!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnxx Gunj! ;-)


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ty Andrew! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

k catch up with the rest of the comments n ur blogs tmrw..tnxx n good nite guys!

Keshi.

Sam said...

now wot was so funny abt that??? :o
am i missing the joke??

maverick said...

hey..welcome back..hope u had a great weeekend.....

"girls can seduce a guy in 2 seconds"...make it a second instead..lol

im a sport...thnx...u r better im sure :)

Ghost Particle said...

i dnt know waht to say :) But its not men hate, its just because we are different but the same? :p

I like the last pic...:)

hows u keshi dear.

c e e d y said...

first of all what kinda guys av you been hanging out wid!!!!(lol)

dear its all mutual - imagine a guy not checking out a girl - what it can do to her brains....imagine a guy not getting a hard on at the massage - how it can damage the massue's confidence....imagine guy does not burp after a meal - how she will start doubting her cooking....

so all these "so called man bashing" that you are doing - infact has a reason they exist ;)

Keshi said...

tnxx Gautami I hope u had a good one too, HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


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hey Sameera tnxx hun!

that was a rocking list WOW!


**We are precious;only one egg is produced every month but sperms are released by the millions daily

WAS THE BEST! lol so true...very well-said.


And abt the pretty shoes and accessories...hell yeah how can I forget that!

HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Harry tnxx!

U know Im just having 'maza'..hehe is that rite? :)


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hey Gonecase tnxx!


** Its not about the size of the tool that matters but how you use it

lol haha I cudnt stop laffing when I read that! Its true tho :):)


**And 48 hours !!! You've been meeting wrong set of guys I guess

ROFL! I just exaggerated that a lil bit..agreed! LOL!


**good things are meant to appreciated, aren't they ?

aww I agree :) just this morning something like that happened...haha I'll blog abt it too.


tnxx mate!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Asha MWAH!

**"We women don't think we are going to die shortly if we have cold or flu!"

LOL so true! Men r basically scaredy cats too haha!


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awww Jono HUGGGGGGGGZ!

;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

KMF tnxx!


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Fergal my newly-turned 'Irish' mate...hows u? Will be over there soon :)

tnxx!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Tobez u got some valid points there abt us chicks :) awwww....


**a bloke can fake it if he's discreet about removing the condom

really? I gotta rem that. LOL!


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lollllz Bev!

**A stiff cock is a blank mind.

haha!


WTF is a lobotomy?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Mutley u must be...awww..


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aww tnxx Krys I LOVE SHANNON NOLL! Will be there soon MWAH!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bossmack WC to the jungle! :)

And I luuurve ur looks babyboy ;-)


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heyya Helen!

**You know that 'man-zone'

I sure know wut u mean :( I admire that abt men...ur rite abt that hun!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Deepz!

**no matter how lousy u look, there'll always be atleast 10 men to compliment you

so true! :)


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hey Lemon swthrt tnxx!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahaha Phos true, and tnxx for putting up with it ;-)


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Wander hey!


**We can have sex without actually being physically "up" for it

so true! And all men can do is snore...lol!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Kaylz wussup? Wuts wrong hun?



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hey Silvara lol yes I think she meant ORGASM...


**shoe-gasm

hahahaha great new term for me! Cos I get those all the time :):) Gimme new sexy shoes and I can live w.o. a man!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Stepher the Hotter ;-)

**Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

lol ur cute!


**We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

so true!



**And Our shoes are waaaaaaaaaay hotter!

ur spot on babez!


ty for that GREAT list!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey TQM tnxx and HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY TO ALL INDIANS!


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Hey Shania WC n ty!

thats so true :):)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

oii Alok ;-) tnxx!

**but you wld have heard men and horses never age

lol true true...I love that abt men...women r too conscious abt age etc. I agree.


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hey Shionge!

** we can get away with sex by having a 'headache'

hell yeah..and they can watch the ceiling n dream abt it. LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Tys tnxx!

** no periods

hmm I so can do w.o. it..I agree LOL!


**no pregnancy

awww but I think being pregnant is one of the most wonderful experiences in the world...carrying another humanbeing inside of u and giving birth to it..wow! but I agree, I dun want that large belly and 9 months of pure torture...worse, the pain of delivery! Can someone drop me a baby from the skies, please!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Badshah WC n ty!

:) will check out the tag soon.


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hey Jeevna HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY to ya!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Vesty is that true?


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Good on ya Mel n tnxx!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Cheesy MWAHHH!


**When we're thinking about something and if you ask "What you thinking?" .. we don't lie by saying "That how pretty you are!"

LOL so true! Most guys just lie lie n lie...


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Miladysa tnxx hun MWAHHHHHH!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Lee thats so very true! Women r efficient and flexible...at the same time, they r sensitive too.


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ty Sushmita!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Niki MWAHHHHHHHHH! Where hv ya been?


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Stick WC n ty!

Will chekc it out soon :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Mormon I get ya!


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Nadine tnxx hun!

**I can enjoy the joys of having a life grow inside of me.

SPOT ON!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Cinderella tnxx babez! Will do soon :)


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hey Solitaire!

**But I must admit that guys can go pee wherever and however they want...and we can't!!!!


LOL I agree. And they can walk ard in public w.o. a shirt.



Keshi.

Vidya said...

It has been a while Keshi since I came over to your blog! :D

It *is* funny and enjoy your long week end!

Vidya

Keshi said...

hey BB lol tnxx!

**Whats your point? I'm sorry its just in our DNA.

hahaha ok point taken :)


Obama sounds like a good change for the US. I hope he wins.


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LOL Bumble I loved ur comment :) tnxx!


** IMPLANT STIGMA?!!

not only that...we do hv PUSH-UP bras u know. D u hv similar stuff? lol!



**REITERATED THIS WEEKEND THAT I ACTUALLY PREFER MASSAGES TO SEX WITH THE OPPORTUNITY FOR BOTH PRESENT

good one hahaha!



**MOSTLY WOMEN TEND TO DO THEIR BOOBS AND BUTTS COMMENTING ON THE INTERNET, SO I WOULD AGREE!!

how wud u know that sir? LOL!



**A DEATH SENTENCE TO OUR CREDIT CARDS IF WE'RE IN A MARRIAGE

hahahahaha!


**FLESHLIGHT

OMG i just gotta know wut that is!



**ACTUALLY, VIAGRA IS FOR THE YOUNG AND ENERGETIC.

lol really?


**! KRAMER ADMITTING FAKING IT ON SEINFELD.

haha I love Kramer!


tnxx Bumble u made me ROFL! :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Diya long time! Hows u? I've been pretty good ta...hope all is well with ya?


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LOL CU wonderful crickety comment :):) tnxx!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

oii Akshay u ok? long time no see..hows u?


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HUGGGGGGGGGGZ Sista! @Starry :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Kalyan ty! :)


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Helloooooo Uttsy!


Abt faking..how do I know? LOL! I heard abt it..hahaha!


**u didnt wish messy here? :)
awww I can guess y u didn't. No problem

aww why d u think I didnt? well I think it's cos I honestly forgot...besides I wasnt in blogs in the last 4 days or so...just got bak from a long weekend. Did u celebrate it with Neha n Darsh?

HUGGGGGGGGZ n ty!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Reeta tnxx hun, yes we GIRLS ROCK!

;-)

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Ammu hows u? MWAHHHH I missed ya!


**There is never a need for us to queue up!

lol how d u mean?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dewaker hey long time indeedz...Im doin good ta and urself? :)


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haha Curry tnxx hun!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Michi HUGGGGGGGGZ!

** im almost not as sad i was for binging this weekend

aww thats so good to know :)


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LOL Chriz!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnx Anjuli! :)



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heyya Paul!


that was a genuine confession..loved it Paul!


** So my positioning was exactly right, or wrong, that I could see that her light summery top had pulled away an inch or so and I was looking almost straight down if I were to look that way.

very graphic...wow! :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hyya Wally!

** I scream really loud and spit on her back.
Than I go downstairs and watch porn

LOL is that some kinda fetish?


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tnxx Suga hun!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mez tnxx ;-)


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lolz Phoenix ty!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Grunty and I love u just the way u r!

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hehehe Dawny tnxx n HUGS!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Ali tnxx!


**Men and women are dependent on each other for all their needs and all their dreams.....

lol true..one can exist w.o. the other. :)


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Glad to know that Saffy LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hi Sam!

**now wot was so funny abt that??? :o
am i missing the joke??


lol just the way u asked that qn cracked me up!


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hey Mav hows it goin?


**make it a second instead..lol

LOL hahaha true!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

oii Ghosty!

** its just because we are different but the same? :

lol :) :) yeah mebbe...haha!


Im good ta and urself?

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hey Ceedy tnxx! :)

U asked me wut kinda guys I hang out with. LOL u hv the ans urself. read wut u said below.


***so all these "so called man bashing" that you are doing - infact has a reason they exist ***


so its THAT kinda guys I hang out with. hahahahaha!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vidya hows u?

and tnxx!


Keshi.

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

So, you don't know what a lobotomy is.

The reason might be that you've had one. :) LOL

A lobotomy (Greek: lobos: Lobe of brain, tomos: "cut/slice") is a form of psychosurgery, also known as a leukotomy or leucotomy (from Greek leukos: clear or white and tomos meaning "cut/slice"). It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. These procedures often result in major personality changes and possible mental retardation. Lobotomies were used in the past to treat a wide range of severe mental illnesses, including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders. After the introduction of the antipsychotic thorazine, lobotomies fell out of common use.

Simply put, it's a surgical procedure to remove of a portion of the brain.

LOL

Bev

Keshi said...

LOL Bev u really crack me up!

so thats wut it means. Well I prolly had one...anyways I dun rem anymore LOL!

Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

hey Kaylz wussup? Wuts wrong hun?//

NOt sure I have just been feeling very sluggisb and not wanting to do much for the last 4 or 5 days :(

KAYLEE said...

hey Kaylz wussup? Wuts wrong hun?//

NOt sure I have just been feeling very sluggisb and not wanting to do much for the last 4 or 5 days :(

Prats said...

Lol....that was oen exhaustive list!! You have really observed these men with their weird quirkiness....


And only us women can get away tearing up the men to bits and get away with it saying " Gosh!! Did I say that? Must be PMS!! "
Gave me a great laugh and a good weekend...

ALI said...

@ Keshi

***one can exist w.o. the other. :)

I don't think so...moreover, men includes every category, not only the ones who stare at boobs.... :)

when i say men i mean....
they can be her relatives, her father, her brother, her cousins, her non staring friends...anyone, plus the staring category...

but independent existence I don't feel is possible..... :)

also if there's one the she/he is compromising.....and compromising a lot.. :)

tc

uttara said...

Helloooooo darl!


***Abt faking..how do I know? LOL! I heard abt it..hahaha!


LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

lol



***aww why d u think I didnt? well I think it's cos I honestly forgot...besides I wasnt in blogs in the last 4 days or so...just got bak from a long weekend.

Hey don't take it otherwise i just asked cos a) u neva forget birthdays and not of messy at least and b) cos i saw this post on 25th ... since u were ard here i just asked u darl..

CHILL :)

so how are things with u . do revert my mail

HUGZ

HUGGGGGGGGZ n ty!

uttara said...

BTW y u did u say ty ??

being formal huh?? :P

Keshi said...

Kaylz take it easy hun...do as ur body says...if it wants rest, then rest. dun force urself to blog n all. TC n huggggggggz!


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haha Prats tnxx!


** Gosh!! Did I say that? Must be PMS!! "


LOL yes!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ali Sorry it was a typo...I really meant 'one CANT exist w.o. the other'. :) Sorry abt that!


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hey Uttsy!


**a) u neva forget birthdays and not of messy at least and b) cos i saw this post on 25th

nah I hv forgotten alot of bdays...I even forgot Tanvi's this time. Cos my only way of keeping touch with blog-buddies it thru my blog and their's. So when they dun blog for a long time, I lose touch. I really didnt deliberately forget Neha's bday.

Anyways I hv stopped wishing ppl in my blog..cos then others feel bad when I forget to wish etc :) U know the drift dun u :)


**ty

aww I didnt mean to be formal! I swear. Why d u say that Uttsy? U seem to qn me alot these days :(


Keshi.

uttara said...

***Anyways I hv stopped wishing ppl in my blog..cos then others feel bad when I forget to wish etc :) U know the drift dun u :)


hehe i knw i knw :P

no probs :)

**aww I didnt mean to be formal! I swear. Why d u say that Uttsy? U seem to qn me alot these days :(

aww no no .. i aint asking but just felt u were formal so i asked :(

hugggggggggz

Sam said...

oh dat!! well.. i really do talk like that.. i mean, not on blogs.. but also in person!!

KPs View! said...

hahaha.....:)

still guy and girl can live without each other.....:)

good post......:)

Paul said...

I was pleading the case of innocence on behalf of my gender, not confessing. Really. A lot of the times it's involuntary...
And in that case, I never did look, although my eyeballs remain sore over the incident to this day.

Keshi said...

hey Uttsy!

Formal? hmmm...I hvnt seen/spoken to u in ages..mebbe thats why u felt like that.

:)

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lol Sam u sound like a great guy to hang ard with. I like funny guys :)


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hey KP u mean they CANT live w.o. each other rite? :)

tnxx!


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oh ok Paul :) tnxx!



Keshi.

@purV said...

Just wonderin' of the amount of thoughts that hv gone in getting the entire list.. phew! :D

Keshi said...

Hi Apurv :)

nah I didnt hv to THINK too much...men r this after all. It was simple. LOL!

Keshi.

Judge Arse said...

True that I don't have food in my fridge from the Kennedy administration, but that's because I wasn't born yet. I do, however, have food from the Reagan administration. And like Jeffrey Dahmer, I can make a good salad because I always keep a fresh head in my refrigerator.

Keshi said...

lols Judge ur too funny!

Keshi.

Sam said...

errr.. dat depends u knw.. i mean, might soeak a lot or might go so quiet so u'd think i had passed out... :P
honest!!

Sam said...

errr.. dat depends u knw.. i mean, might soeak a lot or might go so quiet so u'd think i had passed out... :P
honest!!

Keshi said...

lolz Sam either way ur funny! I like ya :)

Keshi.

just mad said...

Surprising.

And I have to repeat that word again.

Is this microanalysis ? ;)

Terrificly great and yes its terrific.

Keshi said...

Just_Mad ty and WC!

lol yes...its a Nanoanalysis actually!

Keshi.

Irresistible Desires... said...

ah sure..brilliant points..lol..

Keshi said...

ID hey WC n ty :):)

Keshi.

Mayur said...

A well said post! You must admit yourself for a psychology degree! I guess u would definitely score high :D LOL

Like guyz, gals too have some distinct points like their unpredictability, attitude etc. I will think over it and post it soon.

Though differences exists, it's kind of complimentary existence. If you don't have any (and funny) differences, a straight couple is as good as a gay or lesbian one.

We enjoy each other's company because we are different. Man is known to be the most curious species. We come closer out of the curiosity to know about the differences.

We try to feel out the differences by doing a hell lot of things but i guess the real relationship is the one which accepts all the differences and still manage to remain on the top throughout.


I know it was an overdose of philosophy but guess blogging is meant for expressing yourself!

Hugz and a rose to a beautiful and surprisingly intelligent girl!

Keshi said...

hey Mayur yes Im a doctor, psychologist, nurse, lover ;-), dancer, maniac etc etc all in one. LOL!


I agree with wut u said abt men :) tnxx!


**surprisingly intelligent girl!

d u mean to say u hvnt met any other Intelligent girls out there? LOL!


Keshi.

Mayur said...

Hi Keshi,

Well, most of the gals I met were dumb or acting like one.

I felt the intellectual gap somewhere while being with them. I met couple of exceptional gals as well and guess u r also d one of them.

I can't say it's universal principle but the sample size I had was full of dumbness! LOL

Looking forward to be in touch often.

Hugz and kisses

Mayur.