Ok let's have some fun! I will give you a list of words. Take each word (or whichever ones you prefer) and tell me if they are Male or Female, AND tell me why. Simple, isn't it? Cool! Now here are some examples (my own ones) just so that you get the hang of it.
Google - Female. Cos it's very useful and it's almost equivalent to GOD!
Butter- Male. Cos it's 'useless' when it's frozen and without something to 'spread' itself on!
Cars - Male. Cos they r good when they are brandnew but after a few years they suck big time and make you wanna puke by the roadside!
Poster Ads - Female. Cos they are often looked at, stands out and always have a message to convey. ;-)
Balloons - Male. Cos you have to 'blow' them for them to reach their 'full' potential!
Condoms - Female. Cos they often protect you from having to deal with unwanted 'consequences' in life, but if damaged can give you lifelong 'nightmares'!
Google - Female. Cos it's very useful and it's almost equivalent to GOD!
Butter- Male. Cos it's 'useless' when it's frozen and without something to 'spread' itself on!
Cars - Male. Cos they r good when they are brandnew but after a few years they suck big time and make you wanna puke by the roadside!
Poster Ads - Female. Cos they are often looked at, stands out and always have a message to convey. ;-)
Balloons - Male. Cos you have to 'blow' them for them to reach their 'full' potential!
Condoms - Female. Cos they often protect you from having to deal with unwanted 'consequences' in life, but if damaged can give you lifelong 'nightmares'!
Bra - Male. Cos they are glued to breasts!
Cats - Male. Cos they sleep all day, hog the couch eternally, eat, burp and really do nothing else!
Get the drift? :) Good. So here is your list. Have a go, make it spicey, fun, smart, crisp, clear and interesting!
Printer
Surgery
Keys
Morning-after-pill
Words
Blogs
Water
Death
Time
Sound
Banana
TV
Money
Tummy
Trains
Hollywood
Kiss
Window
Work
Cats - Male. Cos they sleep all day, hog the couch eternally, eat, burp and really do nothing else!
Get the drift? :) Good. So here is your list. Have a go, make it spicey, fun, smart, crisp, clear and interesting!
PrinterSurgery
Keys
Morning-after-pill
Words
Blogs
Water
Death
Time
Sound
Banana
TV
Money
Tummy
Trains
Hollywood
Kiss
Window
Work
Rain
Current Music: Man I Feel Like A Woman! by Shania Twain
Current Music: Man I Feel Like A Woman! by Shania Twain
70 Cranium Signets:
Dang, lost my comment!
Trying again.
A fun post for sure, Keshi!
But, can't partake as heading to a late movie very soon with hubby.
I'll come back later to see all the answers you get...it will be fun!
Loved ur examples, you made me laugh!
Bye for now!
*HUGS*
Margie
I pick Blogs
and they are certainly female coz there is a lot of talking, listening, bonding, appreciation and encouragement and support on blogs and NONE of these can ever be associated with Males :)
Printer - Male. Coz it's a what you see is what you get tool:D
Surgery - Female. Necessary evil:P
Keys - Male. They are so easily lose-able:P
Morning-after-pill - Male. Quick solution!!!
Words - Female. Coz they are so beautiful.
Blogs - Female. Coz they require attention:P
Water - Male. Non-sticky and fluid:D
Death - Male. No one wants to meet it very soon.
Time - Female. Coz it is precious.
Sound - Male. Coz it's mostly much ado about nothing:P
Banana - Male. Coz it's variously usable:P
T.V. - Female. Men are glued to them when in the mood:P
Money - Female. The more the merrier:D
Tummy - Male. The less the better:D
Trains - Male. There's always another on eon the way if u miss one:P
Hollywood - Female. Coz it's bursting @ the seams:P
Kiss - Female. The wetter the prettier:P
Window - Female. Coz it makes for a wonderful view:D
Work - Female. It never leaves you in peace:P
Rain - Female. Coz it wets everyone:P
No pun intended...please let this comment not get posted n get lost in transit:P
TV = idiot box -> definitely male
Well i wonder if I were to read the list in Hindi, most things would be easy to differentiate.
GMail is definitelty "mail" though. :D
Yours are so funy, Keshi.
Money - Male. Cos it's easier catch than kept.
Have a beautiful day!
trickey game, as usual, i wont segregate them on basis of male or female.
but some comments:
Printer: never had one at, my dad keeps demanding it all time, my sis says if there is a printer at home, dad will open his own document printing firm, LOL
Surgery: Oh, i have seen them on TV, gross and scary, huh!
Morning-after-pill: o, i keep condoms and these all the time with me, u never know, when will the bell ring.
blogs: not doing these days, looks like my mind is clogged due to lack of enough sleep or may be sex, who know?
Water: 3 liter per day can make u as desirable as me.
Death: death and shit can happen any time, LOL
Time: donno, will sound cliche, if i write something abt it
Sound: the sound of the silence by simon and garfunkel.
Banana: there are many uses, some explicit some implicit, ha ha
TV: not seen in year, i prefer my comp.
Money: again a cliche
Tummy: i love chics with flat tummy.
Trains: i hate indian trains, they suck
Hollywood: oh yeah, u know how much i love hollywood, i guess hollywood should be a chic, i love chics, LOL
Kiss: over-rated, sex is way better.
Window:I hate windows, i love linux
WorkRain: eh...wat?
Printer
reminds me off those old noisy ones..so male , doing all the shouting :)
Surgery
No clue whats happening when you are going through it - female :P
Keys
They open locks...female :)
Morning-after-pill- pass
Words
female...I love writing anyway :)
Blogs
Female...takes us into our depths :)
Water
Purity...female :)
Death
Female...we never whats after that ;)
Time
Female..you can never get it back the same way ;)
Sound
female...the way certain sounds reminds of certain things ;)
Banana
Male...I hate bananas :P
TV
male..the wise geek :P
Money
male..cold hard cash they say :P
Tummy
Female...will cause you aches if you don't take care of it :)
Trains.. pass...
Hollywood
Female...sometimes artificial..but then life is a movie/book :)
Kiss
Female...you get it when you deserve it ;)
Window
not microsoft I hope :P female ;)
Work
male..boring
Rain
love it..female :)
Hi,
Saw your comment at White Magpie's blog. Oooh, what fun! Loved your examples. Hahahaha.
I'm going to bookmark you and return to try this. I love word play!
Keshi, you have a way at getting even with things, don't you? ;)
Lol!
Poor us guys......... U likened us to cats :(
keshi, you are like a miracle worker, you leave a maggot in the brain everytime you post one of these activities, and lemme tell you its fun everytime i see it
so here goes (*beats on the head Couple of times*)
Printer: Male cause its got tough body to boast of
Surgery: female, cause its corrects the mistakes inside and also from outside
Keys: i feel female, but cant exactly give the reason though
Morning after pill: female, cause it comes to resue in difficult situations
words: female, cause you have to be careful when you use them, otherwise you will end up introuble ;)
water: female, cause its fre flowing and stands as a example for purity (not in nowadays though ;))
Death: Male pain and suffering all comes from it.
Time: male, goes on and on without really caring about others
Sound: male, cause gives depth and is better expessed without the usual blabber
Banana: male, and i think you know the reason why lol ;)
Tv: male, sits all day and poor guy listns to what his better half has to say without a sound of its own :P
Money: male, power charisma, a sense of rule ah money is definately male
Tummy: Both, cause nowadays everyone has A fat one, but its still on the male side though
Trains: male, cause goes lunges forward towards its "destination" :P
Hollywood: female, cause its all glittery and fancy
Kiss: female, cause only females can better express themselves and a kiss is a perfect defination for that, cause its shows trust care and everything a human should be
window: male, cause you can see through it
work: male, there is juust know getting away from it, and how much ever you dont wanna do it the other day, you have to
rain: female, cause it clenses you,with its ourity so definalt female
hmm long one but a good, blog's updated see ya there soon
take care and keep writing........
Printer-Male (what you see is what you get)
Surgery-Female (you have to open up the layers to find out what lies beneath)
Keys-Male (as long as you consider the lock to be female)
Morning-after-pill-Definitely male, how else does one define the trouble
Words-Female no doubt, men hardly express
Blogs-female again, for same reasons as Words
Water-Female, calm and serene
Death-Male, for sheer sadness
Time-Female,It passes by and one does not even realise till its gone :)
Sound-Female, for the same reasons as Words
Banana-Female, open the layers for revelation
TV-Male, for providing idiotic stuff to entertain
Money-you feel good when you spend it so female :)
Tummy-male, for a bad one just smells like men
Trains-female, always late
Hollywood-female, for elegance and class
Kiss-female, for just a touch creates sensation
Window-female, for opening a world of possibilities
Work-male, boring
Rain-female, for tranquility :D
Loved your answers! :)
I won't do all the words... is rather late here... will try to come back & do the others.
Printer: Male. follows a simple process in order to work.
Keys: Male. The right ones are always hard to find on time.
Water: Female. Can give birth.
TV: Male. Takes a second to turn on.
I aint good at this at all..so i will keep dropin by to chk out all the answers ppl come up wit..sure will be a fun read!
OMG, keshi, u r wicked. okie, let me try my hand on these nasty things.
printer - male. hard working but always makes nasty noises to show that it's working.
surgery - female. tries to change the existing thing.
keys - female. unnecessary noise makers.
morning-after-pill - male. successfully hides the truth
Words - female. sometimes tough to understand n even tougher to remember.
Blogs - male. definitely a knowledge-base
Water - male. simplicity
Death - male. tough to deal with
Time - female. too precious
Sound - am neutral on this
Banana - male. tough on outside but soft inside.
TV - female. too many channels going through it at the same time
Money - female. jus coz it's precious.
Tummy - Male. too many secrets inside that.
Trains - Female. Noisy
Hollywood - Female. for the glamour quotient
Kiss - Female. So sweet n affectionate
Window - Female. Opens up for everybody
Work - male. no specific reason
Rain - female. jus because i love rains
It might be cool to be a feminist, but I am not one, and I am definitely not cool. This is for all the males who don't have the balls to say it out loud. :P
Printer: Female, Fussy, noisy and always getting jammed.
Surgery: Male, if something is wrong, cut it open.
Keys: Female, finding the right one is so difficult when most of them look the same.
Morning-after-pill: Male, fixes mistakes rather than preventing them.
Words:Female, they mean different things in different contexts, so hard to understand.
Blogs: Female, most are emotional and cheesy and make no sense.
Water: Male, adapts to its environment(water takes the shape of its container.)
Death: Male, the final solution.
Time: Male, moves only in one direction.
Sound: Female, annoys everyone if it's too loud.
Banana: Female, you must peel off the useless exterior(read clothes) to get to the juicy interior.
TV: Male, spews nonsense most of the time.
Money: Female, you keep needing more of it.
Tummy: Female, once it gets big, it's pretty hard to reduce it again.
Trains: Male, powerful.
Hollywood: Female, full of useless nonsense.
Kiss:Female, soft and tender, but arousing all the same.
Window: Male, allows you to see through walls(I know, it doesn't make sense.)
Work: Female, can be a real bitch sometimes.
Rain: Female, can either be refreshing or drenching, depending on its mood.
Go ahead and call me a sexist! I love it when people do that.
Nice activity!
Cheers!
K darling, you will call a hitman after reading this. Go right ahead.
Printer: You order, it executes silently. Definitely female.
Surgery: Dont want it, cant do without it. Female.
Keys: Cant afford to lose. Female, eh!
Morning-after-pill: Female.
Did you ask why???
Words: Beautiful. Female
Blogs: Beautiful again. Female again.
Water: Keeps you alive. Female, deary.
Death: That's what you eventually end up with. Female, what else?
Time: Keeps you on your toes. Female.
Sound: Collins definition of Sound as an adjective: Firm; solid; substantial. Female, right.
Banana: Edible and healthy. Totally female.
TV: Non stop chatter. Female
Money: Cant do without. Female.
Tummy: They grow on you. Female.
Trains: They carry you. Female.
Hollywood: Entertains you. Female.
Kiss. Men love it. Female.
Window: Escape route. Female.
Work: That's where you belong. Female.
Rain: Soothing. Female.
*smilez*
One thing is clear; you have baked male people well! lol
mine here:
Printer – Female, since she delivers babies through a program done with male.
Surgery – Female, even through surgery we can’t see what in there mind.
Keys – Female, in most of the homes it hangs on there hips.
Words – Male, hardly says facing women’s eyes
Blogs – Female, there occupation is more in blogs.
Water – Female, since there’re more rivers in India having female names, and the way they carry the water in pots on head looks beautiful and we also know they bear so much struggle every day to fetch water in pumps and lorries.
Death – Male, because we lose our courage very soon and female are strong in nature. (I see it from my own experience in life)
Time – Male is the small arrow and female is the big arrow in the clock, because females does many works in time by going around many rounds in time male comes a round. So it’s female.(I keep in mind the office going man and homemade women, and man has a work to do in office, since she has many works to do at home and office, in case she works)
Sound – Female sounds sweet and they have beautiful throat to sing and I don’t tell males aren’t.
Banana – Male, I hate banana except the hill grown and I see most man eat banana.
TV – Female, and the other meaning of TVs are now mega serials. There’re lots of homemakers in this world addict to mega serials and I wish these idiot boxes closed soon, before people become quite idiots.
Money – Males go behind it always to satisfy there females.
Tummy – The inseparable part of males uneasily. After the boon of TV, computer and IT sector, the age has swept away in falling tummies.
Trains – Female, as they pulls their whole family in order on a track, and any male would derail seeing a pretty women.
Hollywood – Is there anything attractive than females? And the city where Hollywood itself has a link with Angeles and how angels could be a male?
Kiss – Anyone would get kiss and all kisses would never be like given by our mother, girlfriend and lover. Every kiss has a sense of love and we almost get it from a female.
Window – We cause to see nature as women, since she gives birth to human. I often see nature exist outside my widow and my admiring moon is described as a woman, who is a Female.
Work – Male, it makes him sustain and creates a pride in this world. I do feel many times when a working person gets prior than me. It also keeps male from thinking about women.
Rain –It’s a cause of nature, isn’t it? I love rain and anyone would like a girl dancing on rain. Female
hahaha ..lovely let me try it :P
Printer:...doubt
Surgery:doubt
Keys:doubt
Morning-after-pill: doubt
Words: male...i luv thm :P
Blogs:male...cn't liv wthout :P
Water: pure..female..
Death:male..it just comes n turns life upside dwn.
Time: female..
Sound: female..special..
Banana: male..i love it ;)
TV: male..eye to eye contact :P
Money: female..u need them/it n u
feel helpless/bad wen u dun hav it
Tummy: troublesome :P male
Trains: male ..always late ;)
Hollywood: dunno :(
Kiss: always yearning for it :P male ;)
Window..
WorkRain...: male..wanna get wet in it ;)
tried :P
Cool topic! nice nice... okay here's my take on it :)
Printer: Male... cz they are "hard" copy
surgery: female, cz if dealt with the right way, your ass is saved, else you're a goner!
keys: female, cz they are useful hehe!
morning after... which pill? :S
words: definitely female. cz they have depth
blogs: females, cz you gotta give 'em time :P
water: male... cz... ehh... i dunno, it just feels that way!
death: male... cz it's it's strong and dark
time: male, cz it's strong enough to sweep you off your feet :D (crazy wasn't it?? )
sound: female... cz well, im thinking of wind chimes right now!
banana: male... kinda sexy :P
tummy: MALE!! cz big tummies dont suit us ladies :P
trains: male... cz you never know who ur gona meet on a train journey :P (sigh... i think i should plan some trip via train :(
hollywood: female... cz it's the WOMEN who define glamor and that sexy attitude
kiss: FEMALE... soft and tender... once you have it, you just can't stop yourself for more :P
window: male... no special reason!
work: male... cz it can be hard!
rain: female.... cz the drops are so soft to the skin... romantic too :P
you take care!! tata :)
My Printer- male -It prints only if i press the maintainence button a million times and it doesnt display the ink level
Surgery- female- they dont believe what you say, they just cut you open and find out for themselves
Keys- male- you never find the right one when you need it.
Morning-after-pill - female- They dont work if you take them after 72 hours. If you arent nice to them and ignore them for a while, they let you get into trouble
Words- female- they can get way too complicated and confusing but if you know how to put things, you find the right ones.
Blogs- male- cos they dont work properly when you want them to.
Water- male- it always looks the same, but can tend to look beautiful or dirty.
Death-male- knows how to put an end to things and doesnt let you finish saying what you want to
Time-hot men- you never have enough
Sound- male- too loud when you want it to be soft and too soft when you want it loud
Banana-female- sweet without the skin
TV- male- you stare at ti for hours even if nothing good is showing
Money-male- youre left with nothing if you spend it all..
Tummy -male- flat or flabby.
Trains- female- they take you to other places
Hollywood-male- cos i dont watch the movies
Kiss- female- its watched when it isnt supposed to be
Window- female- they show you whats on the outside, but once its closed, youre stuck in a stuffy room
Work-male- its such a pain!!
Rain-male- someone your dad doesnt want you to meet..(dad never lets me go get wet.)
So how were they??? :P
i had so much fun thinking of it. Actually when i was in the shower today,and said to myself that it was male cos it had so many holes but never enough water when you wanted it :P
hmm...interesting ha! Here come my answers:
Printer: Male, makes a lot of unnecessary noise! :P
Surgery: Male, painful yet unavoidable!
Keys: Female, coz it can open any kind of lock! ;)
Morning-after-pill: Male, quick solution.
Words: Female, after all we r always good with words!
Blogs: Female, expressive like we are. :)
Water: Female, free flowing and takes its own course.
Death: Male, dark and scary....
Time: Male, time and men wait for none! :P
Sound: Female, coz what wud the world be without sound!
Banana: Male for sure! :P Needless to say!
TV: Male, the idiot box, need i say more. :P
Money: Female, no matter how much one has, u still want more!
Tummy: Female, has a mind of its own! *talk abt the hunger pangs!*
Trains: Male, slow and time taking!
Hollywood: Female, attractive and elusive.
Kiss: Female, always makes u feel better!
Window: Male, the view may or may not be what we expect it to be!
Work: Male, boring and monotonous!
Rain: Female, makes u feel all nice and fuzzy. :)
I m done!! Tell me how it was.
Printer: Definitely female. If u have to better quality output, u have to take its good care
Surgery: Male. Goes into the details
Keys. Female. U will search for them when u need them most
Morning-after-pill: DUNNO
Words: FEMALE. One can't do anything without them... write or speak
Blogs: MALE
Water FEMALE.. Its Never Rough
Death MALE.... Unpleasant
Time MALE.... Doesn't have emotions
Sound FEMALE...It has got variety
Banana FEMALE... Its so smooth insided
TV MALE... U can control it with a remote
Money FEMALE... U can hardly make it stay with it....
Tummy DUNNO
Trains MALE... Never deviates too much
Hollywood FEMALE... churns out suprise hits
Kiss FEMALE.... Its enjoyable
Window. The utility is known when you open them
Work. MALE... put too much strain and its very rough
Rain FEMALE.... when it pours, it cools you
Here again, but only for a minute as meeting hubby for dinner.
Movie last night, dinner tonite...lucky me!
I did a very quick read of some of the answers you got..good ones!
Gotta run, Sweets.
TC...make it a good one!
*HUGS*
Margie
Printer-Female, because it is an pain to get to do anything and take its time at everything.
Surgery-Female, because a mad one can cut you to the bone with mere words.
Keys-Male, becasue we like the control and power.
Morning-after-pill-Male, because we all want things to be fixed quickly.
Words-Female, because the ladies can tie guys around their fingers with them
Blogs-Male, because most are nothing but examples of hot air and huge egos.
Water-Female, because of their beauty and the ability to bring life to a dead world.
Death-Male, because through history the appearance of man has generally brought death and destruction.
Time-Female, because there is never enough.
Sound-Male, because most of them are irritating.
Banana-Male, because we live by our.....
TV-Female, because they are always changing.
Money-Female, because having more of it makes you feel good.
Tummy-Female,for no reason I can think of.
Trains-Female, because they are always running around.
Hollywood-Male, shallow and full of shit.
Kiss-Female, because they are beautiful and deep.
Window-Female, because getting to know one is a marvelous new world.
WorkRain-Male, because I can't really think of a reason but the word gives me no thrill.
This was fun Keshi, I hope I make some sense here.
Now thats something i like to read others...
sometimes you know one got to hide our wierd reasons :)
wishes,
devika
Printer can be either...they leave an impression
Keys- female. have to jiggle it just right for it to work
Morning-after-pill- female--same as condom
words- either...can be empty
Blogs-female-can talk a lot
Water- female. life sustaining
Banana- need to be firm to work.
will come back later to comment on the next post
banana and key are definitely male.. they go in...
water makes you wet and hence it is male too
work makes you tired and hence it is female
LOL-let me add my two bits,before reading people's comments.:)A big grin at your interpretations,Keshi.
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Printer: Male(coz it's ink runs dry after some years)
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Trains:Female: Coz they're usually on time,but sometimes a late period leaves related people anxious and sometimes they have accidents..grin grin.
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Blogs:Female:Coz they can take in as much emotional depth as one can imagine,without faltering.:)
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Banana:Male:You can't get the real taste without the skin being,err,pulled back??ROFL...(that's a good one for my jokes' blog)
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More later,if you want.*wink*
Margie no worries sweetie :)
tnxx!
Keshi.
Prashanti HAHA good one...I think so too! Blogs r so chattery - they r def women :)
Keshi.
CN I like all of em..ty! :)'
**Trains - Male. There's always another on eon the way if u miss one
Im not sure abt that tho, cos with Men, u miss one and the next one is missing even b4 u meet him lol!
Keshi.
Tarun so u agree men r Idiot boxes? LOL!
Tho the TV is an Idiot Box, it certainly keeps me company ;-)
Keshi.
ty Maria! :)
**Money - Male. Cos it's easier catch than kept...
u mean it's easier 'lent' than 'kept' right? ;-) good one!
Keshi.
hey Anuz wut the? lol!
**Window:I hate windows, i love linux
thats a nice one :)
Keshi.
hey Vish ty!
**No clue whats happening when you are going through it - female
when going thru WHAT?
**Female..you can never get it back the same way
how d u mean? :)
Keshi.
WC Lynne n hey tnxx! :)
Keshi.
HAHA yes I do Rakesh! ;-)
Cats r better than DOGS, what say? LOL!
Keshi.
I like most of what u rote Thousif, very nice n ty! :)
**words: female, cause you have to be careful when you use them, otherwise you will end up introuble
THE BEST!
**window: male, cause you can see through it
another good one there :)
Keshi.
And Thousif,
**work: male, there is juust know getting away from it, and how much ever you dont wanna do it the other day, you have to
LOL soooo true!
Keshi.
ty Ani_aset all were good!
**Surgery-Female (you have to open up the layers to find out what lies beneath)
And the number of layers r countless right? :)
**Morning-after-pill-Definitely male, how else does one define the trouble
LOL good one!
**Words-Female no doubt, men hardly express
smart!
**Time-Female,It passes by and one does not even realise till its gone :)
haha nice one...and what's gone wont come back ha? :)
**Window-female, for opening a world of possibilities
like that one alot..
ty!
Keshi.
ty Raysh :)
**Keys: Male. The right ones are always hard to find on time.
HAHAHA clever one there!
How abt the right ones r always at the wrong place? ;-)
**TV: Male. Takes a second to turn on.
LMAO!
Interesting and very clever ones there Raysh tnxx!
Keshi.
No worries Shanu n tnxx :)
Keshi.
ty Satish u had some very interesting ones there wow!
**printer - male. hard working but always makes nasty noises to show that it's working.
HAHA good one!
**morning-after-pill - male. successfully hides the truth
love that one!
**Words - female. sometimes tough to understand n even tougher to remember.
A very good one there :)
**Blogs - male. definitely a knowledge-base
really? And Prashanti said they're Female...check out why :)
**Death - male. tough to deal with
ur so right abt that!
**TV - female. too many channels going through it at the same time
LMAO too good!
Keshi.
hey ty Sandy!
In my space, u can be whoever u r :) And I love it when ppl r being honest, so TY!
**Printer: Female, Fussy, noisy and always getting jammed.
lol ok! *makes noises n whinges*
**Keys: Female, finding the right one is so difficult when most of them look the same.
but that can be said for Males too right?
**Morning-after-pill: Male, fixes mistakes rather than preventing them.
Good one :) I believe most Men get down to the problem and fix it rather than being scared of coming across a problem so avoiding the whole thing. I agree there.
**Words:Female, they mean different things in different contexts, so hard to understand.
We emotional beings find it so hard to u'stand all those sexual beings (males I mean).. ;-)
**Water: Male, adapts to its environment(water takes the shape of its container.)
Love this one. males often adapt well to their round body shape yeah I agree lol!
**Time: Male, moves only in one direction.
u mean they dun reverse?
**Money: Female, you keep needing more of it.
HAHA clever one!
**Work: Female, can be a real bitch sometimes.
LMAO!
**Rain: Female, can either be refreshing or drenching, depending on its mood.
very true!
Keshi.
ty Soul! No I aint a hitman-hiring kinda woman lol! But lets see...
**Printer: You order, it executes silently. Definitely female.
awww, silently? r ya sure abt that?
**Surgery: Dont want it, cant do without it. Female.
lol good one!
**Keys: Cant afford to lose. Female, eh!
sweet n clever one :)
**Morning-after-pill: Female.
Did you ask why???
yes why? :)
**Death: That's what you eventually end up with. Female, what else?
r u sure? r all females inevitable?
**Sound: Collins definition of Sound as an adjective: Firm; solid; substantial. Female, right.
bravo bravo! ;-)
**Tummy: They grow on you. Female.
like that one alot hehe...
**Trains: They carry you. Female.
brilliant one! how abt they take u places? :)
**Window: Escape route. Female.
haha were Women ever ur Escape route or Jail route?
Nice ones there Soul!
Keshi.
ty Jeevan lol no I never baked anyone, Im innocent!
**Printer – Female, since she delivers babies through a program done with male.
haha so cute!
**Keys – Female, in most of the homes it hangs on there hips.
LOL clever one there Jeevan!
**Death – Male, because we lose our courage very soon and female are strong in nature. (I see it from my own experience in life)
awww...
**Time – Male is the small arrow and female is the big arrow in the clock, because females does many works in time by going around many rounds in time male comes a round. So it’s female.(I keep in mind the office going man and homemade women, and man has a work to do in office, since she has many works to do at home and office, in case she works)
very good one there! Loved it.
**Trains – Female, as they pulls their whole family in order on a track, and any male would derail seeing a pretty women.
WOW superb one!
**Window – We cause to see nature as women, since she gives birth to human. I often see nature exist outside my widow and my admiring moon is described as a woman, who is a Female.
beautiful!
Keshi.
ty Joyce! :)
**Death:male..it just comes n turns life upside dwn.
true ha...lol!
**Rain - male, wanna get wet in it
ooh lala ;-)
Not bad at all Joyce!
Keshi.
hey Anitha :)
Keshi.
hey ty Sunshine_girl! :)
**Printer: Male... cz they are "hard" copy
lol good one there girl! HARD indeedz!
**surgery: female, cz if dealt with the right way, your ass is saved, else you're a goner!
HAHAHAHAHA so true!
**trains: male... cz you never know who ur gona meet on a train journey :P (sigh... i think i should plan some trip via train :(
haha good one again :) My 'train' trips r crap!
**hollywood: female... cz it's the WOMEN who define glamor and that sexy attitude
definitely!
ty sweetie nice ones there :)
Keshi.
GTG...will come later on to reply to the rest of ur comments. tnxx guys!
:)
Keshi.
@keshi
Thanx for loving the comments
hey Harini u r such a clever girl! WOW I loved em all!
**My Printer- male -It prints only if i press the maintainence button a million times and it doesnt display the ink level
LOL LOL LOL! Good one!
**Surgery- female- they dont believe what you say, they just cut you open and find out for themselves
HAHA nice one there WOW! How abt they make u bleed and sometimes to death? :)
**Keys- male- you never find the right one when you need it.
very true!
**Words- female- they can get way too complicated and confusing but if you know how to put things, you find the right ones.
haha sweet!
**Blogs- male- cos they dont work properly when you want them to.
HAHAHA! How abt they 'publish' but with alot of errors? lol!
**TV- male- you stare at ti for hours even if nothing good is showing
LMAO!!! How abt u want them ON but u never really WATCH them. lol!
**Rain-male- someone your dad doesnt want you to meet..(dad never lets me go get wet.)
lol sweet one!
Loved em all girl TY!
Keshi.
Ria u did very well! I loved em ALL girl, just like Harini's :)
**Printer: Male, makes a lot of unnecessary noise! :P
haha true! beep beep...brrr brrr...btch btch...eeeeee..!
**Surgery: Male, painful yet unavoidable!
HAHA Ria good one! U can and cannot do w.o em right?
**Keys: Female, coz it can open any kind of lock! ;)
Definitely they r female!
**Water: Female, free flowing and takes its own course.
Nice one there!
**Time: Male, time and men wait for none! :P
very true!
**Sound: Female, coz what wud the world be without sound!
excellent!
**Money: Female, no matter how much one has, u still want more!
haha Ria u too? ;-)
**Window: Male, the view may or may not be what we expect it to be!
Lovely one there!
**Work: Male, boring and monotonous!
tell me abt it!
TY I loved em so very much!
Keshi.
hey ty Suresh that was good! :)
**Printer: Definitely female. If u have to better quality output, u have to take its good care
aww thats so sweet of ya ;-)
**Keys. Female. U will search for them when u need them most
true :)
**Words: FEMALE. One can't do anything without them... write or speak
good one there!
**Death MALE.... Unpleasant
lol why d u think Men r unpleasant?
**TV MALE... U can control it with a remote
HAHA brilliant!
**Trains MALE... Never deviates too much
Thats a clever one!
**Hollywood FEMALE... churns out suprise hits
LMAO true to the core!
And I liked the TIME one alot. TY Suresh!
Keshi.
Hey Margie hows ur wknd going? I hope its good :) I already got Monday blues :(
Keshi.
hey ty BB I hope u had fun! :)
**Surgery-Female, because a mad one can cut you to the bone with mere words.
LOL true!
**Keys-Male, becasue we like the control and power.
A very different take on Keys and I loved it!
**Morning-after-pill-Male, because we all want things to be fixed quickly.
true haha! Men dun wait ha.
**Words-Female, because the ladies can tie guys around their fingers with them
*nods head in agreement* ;-)
**Blogs-Male, because most are nothing but examples of hot air and huge egos.
ROFL a very good one there! Most ppl thought blogs were Female. But I like what u said.
**Water-Female, because of their beauty and the ability to bring life to a dead world.
WOW nice one there BB! U nailed WATER.
**Time-Female, because there is never enough.
ooh lala too true :) I'd say the same abt Men tho!
**Sound-Male, because most of them are irritating.
lolz I thought women were more irritating?
**Banana-Male, because we live by our.....
HEAD? ;-)
.
**Hollywood-Male, shallow and full of shit.
LOL!
**Window-Female, because getting to know one is a marvelous new world.
Liked this one the best!!
ty so much BB that was truly very deep, interesting and wonderful!
Keshi.
hey Devika its ok :) tnxx!
Keshi.
hey ty Lavida! :)
**Keys- female. have to jiggle it just right for it to work
HAHA good one!
**words- either...can be empty
Thats a very thoughtful one..I like it!
**Water- female. life sustaining
Nice one there!
**Banana- need to be firm to work
HAHA yes they better be firm ha!
Keshi.
ty Chriz!
**banana and key are definitely male.. they go in...
HAHA ok then! :)
**Water makes u wet so Male
wut abt women making YOU wet then? LOL!
Keshi.
hey ty Amit ;-)
**Printer: Male(coz it's ink runs dry after some years)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Men, I mean Printers!
**Trains:Female: Coz they're usually on time,but sometimes a late period leaves related people anxious and sometimes they have accidents..
LOL true true!
**Blogs:Female:Coz they can take in as much emotional depth as one can imagine,without faltering.:)
Read BB's answer for Blogs...:)
**Banana:Male:You can't get the real taste without the skin being,err,pulled back??ROFL..
ewwwwwww lol ok thats true!!!!!
ty Amit I hope u had fun :)
Keshi.
keshi,
aww thank you so much! it was so sweet of you to reply to so many of those.... and that too to 30 people!!
:O
you never fail to amaze me :)
aww tnxx Satish for taking part! :)
Keshi.
Harini make it 30 WONDERFUL, SMART, WITTY, CARING ppl ;-)
*HUGZ*
Keshi.
Let me try it now :)
Printer - Male. Cos they need some kind of Input to produce a meaningful Output!
Surgery - Female. Cos if u avoid them u may die, but if u meet them u may still die!
Keys - Male. Cos u always find the right one in the last place u look!
Morning-after-pill - Male. Cos u need it only if u 'screwed' up.
Words - Female. Cos they can make or break ya. :)
Blogs - Female. Cos they are always experiencing PMS!
Water - Male. Cos they can heat up to boiling point yet freeze the very next minute!
Death - Female. Cos they can make ya rest in peace. ;-)
Time - Male. Cos there's so much of it yet so little of it!
Sound - Female. Jist cos the other side of Sound is Noise, and thats def not Female! ;-)
Banana - Female. Nice and juicy but u hv to wait til they r ripe!
TV - Male. They are ok to go on in the background but never to spend time on!
Money - Female. Cos too much of it or too little of it will make ur life difficult.
Tummy - Male. It asks for certain things only to fulfil it's own selfish needs.
Trains - Female. The slow ones make u wanna die, the fast ones make u wanna cry!
Hollywood - Male. Entertaining only for a lil while.
Kiss - Female. Desirable when the right one is felt, suicidal when the wrong one is felt!
Window - Male. Opens only when u open them. lol!
Work - Female. Makes ya cranky but keeps u wellfed and lookedafter.
;-)
Rain - Male. The moment u dun expect it, it pours down on ya and the moment u expect it, it decides to pour down somewhere else!
Keshi.
Balloons - Male.
Cos you have to 'blow' them for them to reach their 'full' potential!
hahahahahahahahahaha
Jimmy thats u too btw! lol!
Keshi.
Printer - Male, coz it spews out stuff as is whatever the input !!
Surgery - Female, coz it fixes u right up :)
Keys - Female - Coz they open up locks :)
Morning-after-pill - Like with men, it's an after thought. Instant solution that may or may not solve a problem.
Words - Female coz they are always a reflection of your thoughts.
Blogs - Human :D Sorry. Some things just work both ways.
Water - Female - It feels so damned good !
Death - Male - Yam and all ..
Time - Definitely female since it's the source of all strength.
Sound - Female.
Banana - Male :))
TV - Male coz it's just fun while it's on .. :D
Money - Male since it's damn handy when in need.
Trains - Male coz it can take on any and all beings ... :))
Phew !! I'm done yaar !! Sorry ... hehehe I did as many as I could think up ...
Good ones there Adisha TY! :)
**Water - Female - It feels so damned good !
I liked that one the best! SOOOOO true ;-)
Keshi.
LOL! youre right!!
and i loved your answers!! hollywood was the best! i totally agree!!
but its also cos im a sucker for hindi movies :P
but youll prolly like them all equally and all of them will be required only for a little while in your life... right??
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