Tuesday, July 21

Marital Status: It's Complicated!

While discussing about 'Marriage' with Devika during a random chat, something she wrote in a reply to me brought about an idea for a post. :) So here I am. Now all of you know Keshi is single *stale news ha!*. This is not a post to find a man for me but it's simply a Keshiology analysis based on what you all know so far about my romantic side, and to find out how the world perceives me as a partner. This test has been prepared carefully to capture the perceptions of each individual who sits for this test, to gather all the answers and arrive at a conclusion about my *currently non-existent* love-life, in the next post that is. Now here are the questions. There is 1 correct answer for each question *though you may perceive me different to what I see myself as*. That is what I'm trying to find out :). All you've got to do is write each qn first, and next to it write the whole answer (not just a, b, c or d). Kapish? Good on ya. Now dive in!



1. Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her. What does she do?

a. Rolls her eyes
b. Smiles at him with a hint of blossoming romance in her eyes
c. Hands him a Dating-for-dummies Guide and leaves
d. What, who, why?? *slaps!*



2. At a party, an Antonio-Banderas-lookalike hero walks upto Keshi, and asks her for a dance. What does Keshi do?

a. Politely accepts the request and dances with him
b. Tells him to get a life
c. Burps and rejects his request cos she's too busy drinking & winking!
d. Jumps on him and says 'I've been waiting, for a MAN like u, to come into my life!'



3. Keshi's idea of a romantic evening with that special someone is

a. Cuddle up by the fireplace *provided it's Winter, if not we'd be 2 BBQd lovers!*
b. Beachside cafe with light music, candles and alot of whispers in the dark
c. An all-night-long romp at his place *cough cough!*
d. Making him cook for her and do the dishes too



4. What turns Keshi on?

a. Watching the back of her guy *and drooling ofcourse*
b. Shirtlessness
c. A good long conversation that stimulates each other
d. Oysters



5. When was the last time Keshi kissed a guy?

a. 500yrs ago *in the Dinosaur era*
b. 2 days ago
c. Last year
d. In her previous birth



6. What's Keshi's idea of THE ultimate relationship?

a. Marriage
b. A live-in relationship with no strings attached *don't know about G-strings though!*
c. Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is
d. Being a PR manager at a Hotel



7. What attracts Keshi the most?

a. A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor
b. A guy with a good income
c. A guy with big...shoulders I mean!
d. A guy with a good blog



8. What is the one thing Keshi loathes about being in a relationship?

a. Having to share the bed with a snoring man
b. Not having enough freedom to be herself
c. Wet towels on the floor and toilet seat issues
d. Invasion of foreign agents such as sperms



9. What do you think Keshi would do to her man when he spills coffee on her new bedspread?

a. Hit him on the head
b. Cry and make him buy her a new one
c. Forgive him, put the bedspread to wash and make him a new cuppa
d. Scream murder til the Police arrives!



10. How many boyfriends did Keshi have so far?

a. 156 *on her way to the STD clinic*
b. 4
c. Nil
d. If pet-kittens count, 13



11. What quality in a man excites Keshi?

a. Good taste in music
b. Passionate kissing capabilities
c. Viagra
d. His car



12. Keshi thinks a great kiss starts with

a. Lips
b. Conversation
c. Bacardi
d. Sex



13. When Keshi's guy is in trouble, she'd

a. Help him out
b. Dump him immediately and find a new one
c. Abuse him and make him feel small
d. Go on a holiday leaving him down in the dumps



14. When it comes to asking a guy out, Keshi is

a. Conservative - waits for the guy to make the first move
b. Would ask him out if she really likes him
c. Rings up his parents straight away to plan the wedding
d. Sends him for a blood test and a Gingivitis checkup!



15. Keshi's ideal place to get married is

a. A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends
b. A Las Vegas eloping session
c. On the bed, proposing to each other over coffee
d. At somebody else's wedding, to cut the costs *recession and all*




16. Keshi's ideal place for the Honeymoon is

a. A romantic getaway to the Bahamas
b. At their place, just the 2 of them
c. Visiting her sponsored child for the first time with her partner
d. She doesn't like Honeymoons



17. Sex to Keshi is like

a. Cocaine to a drug addict
b. Rains to the deserts
c. Social security to the unemployed
d. Religion to the extremists



18. Keshi and her partner are in bed, and suddenly she blurts out her ex-BF's name in her dreams. What does she do to cover it up?

a. She has a lil chat with herself while rolling her eyes
b. She jumps out of bed and calls her shrink up
c. He knows everything about her, so she doesn't worry
d. She blocks his ears with cotton buds and goes back to sleep



19. Keshi finds out her partner cheated on her just once. What does she do?

a. Forgives him straight away cos she always cheats on him too
b. Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance
c. Files for divorce the very next day
d. Leaves him and becomes a nun



20. Keshi is heading for a Separation. What's the reason?

a. He forgot her birthday
b. He has an annoying mother
c. He doesnt look like John Abraham anymore!
d. He lost respect for her




Thanks Devika for triggering this post ;-). This post is dedicated to all the SINGLE people out there. May you always know what Love is, whether you find a partner or not. It's better to be single than to be in a relationship for the fear of being alone. Life is a huge fun-ride, so never stop having fun. And always keep it real. It's healthier to be true to yourselves than to live a lie. Ciao!


Current Music: I Wanna Know What Love Is by Tina Arena

70 Cranium Signets:

Jack said...

Keshi,

Read 2 posts now. For previous one - you have to put your heart into what you are doing. One should not fake it.

This is too lenghty for me, however I am answering in a b c for each question :

1. a
2. a
3. b
4. c
5. c
6. a
7. a
8. b
9. c
10. c
11. a
12. b
13. a
14. b
15. a
16. c
17. b
18. c
19. b
20. d

Now you have to work it out.

Take care

ZiLliOnBiG said...

7. *What attracts Keshi the most?*
a. A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor
b. A guy with a good income
c. A guy with big...shoulders I mean!
d. A guy with a good blog



i have all the above qualities, yet my wife finds me stupid( SIGH). So there should be more to what a girl gets attracted to. :))

Cabin-boy Dave said...

Awesome! I get to comment on the love life of an absolute stranger! :D

Okie, my answers:

1) c - That book's changed my life.
2) b - Zorro-wannabe!
3) d - Girl Power!
4) d - Oysters rule.
5) a - T-rexes make great kissers, I learn that from the book in 1)

6) b - No strings attached it is
7) d - Look no further, visit the Loony Bean
8) c - Toilet paper problems have ruined many a relationship

9) d - For a complete list of the ways coffee can be used as a murder weapon, see the Homicidal's Handbook, Vol. 3

10) d - I'm not sure if kitty is synonymous with something else here...

11) d - Always go for a man with the Rolls-Royce. You can't sell his music collection for millions.

12) a - That question just scares me

13) a - You're a caring person - REALLY deep inside

14) c - Don't let 'im get away. Stalking's the name of the game

15) d - Never underestimate economic meltdown

16) d - Honeymoon? And stay away from the blog? :O

17) b - Keep trying, girl :D

18) d - You don't carry those around? ALWAYS have them handy!

19) c - Plenty more where that one came from

20) a - He forgot your birthday? Remind me why he's still alive.

Heh, I hope you realise that my answers are completely unrelated to real life :P

I loved this post!

comfortably numb said...

Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her. What does she do?

Ans...Rolls her eyes

At a party, an Antonio-Banderas-lookalike hero walks upto Keshi, and asks her for a dance. What does Keshi do?

Ans...Politely accepts the request and dances with him

Keshi's idea of a romantic evening with that special someone is

Ans...Beachside cafe with light music, candles and alot of whispers in the dark

What turns Keshi on?

Ans...A good long conversation that stimulates each other

When was the last time Keshi kissed a guy?

Ans...Last year

What's Keshi's idea of THE ultimate relationship?

Ans...Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is

What attracts Keshi the most?

Ans...A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor

What is the one thing Keshi loathes about being in a relationship?

Ans...Not having enough freedom to be herself

hat do you think Keshi would do to her man when he spills coffee on her new bedspread?

Ans...Forgive him, put the bedspread to wash and make him a new cuppa

How many boyfriends did Keshi have so far?

Ans...4

What quality in a man excites Keshi?

a. Good taste in music

Keshi thinks a great kiss starts with


Ans...Conversation

When Keshi's guy is in trouble, she'd

Ans...Help him out

When it comes to asking a guy out, Keshi is

Ans...Conservative - waits for the guy to make the first move

Keshi's ideal place to get married is

Ans...A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends

Keshi's ideal place for the Honeymoon is


Ans...Visiting her sponsored child for the first time with her partner

Sex to Keshi is like

Ans... Rains to the deserts

Keshi and her partner are in bed, and suddenly she blurts out her ex-BF's name in her dreams. What does she do to cover it up?

a. She has a lil chat with herself while rolling

19. Keshi finds out her partner cheated on her just once. What does she do?

Ans...Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance

Keshi is heading for a Separation. What's the reason?

Ans...He lost respect for her

temme my score:P

MultiMenon said...

The closing sentences metered sooo much in this post.glad to know Devika made you think on this.. :)

Take care sistaa.. :)

Nikhil

Tarun said...

Question: Should we refer to previous post before naswering?

:P

lol

I prefer writing a cricketing post

I would like to answer a wee bit later.

preeti said...

1. Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her. What does she do?
c. Hands him a Dating-for-dummies Guide and leaves

2. At a party, an Antonio-Banderas-lookalike hero walks upto Keshi, and asks her for a dance. What does Keshi do?
c. Burps and rejects his request cos she's too busy drinking & winking!


3. Keshi's idea of a romantic evening with that special someone is

b. Beachside cafe with light music, candles and alot of whispers in the dark

4. What turns Keshi on?
d.oysters :)P)



5. When was the last time Keshi kissed a guy?

a. 500yrs ago *in the Dinosaur era*

6. What's Keshi's idea of THE ultimate relationship?
. Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is


7. What attracts Keshi the most?
d.guy with a good blog :)

8. What is the one thing Keshi loathes about being in a relationship?]
well, combo of a snoring man with never ending squirmy sperms.. (err.. snoring sperms...dah..preetz, get a life :):))

9. What do you think Keshi would do to her man when he spills coffee on her new bedspread?

a. Hit him on the head


10. How many boyfriends did Keshi have so far?
err.. Nil comes to be a part of negative huh??? :P

11. What quality in a man excites Keshi?

a. Good taste in music
gurl, you missed shoes here :)


12. Keshi thinks a great kiss starts with
conversation....(please get promoted to the kissin part though :))

13. When Keshi's guy is in trouble, she'd

a. Help him out


14. When it comes to asking a guy out, Keshi is
b. Would ask him out if she really likes him
anywasy, medical test is a good idea also :) to avoid future jhatkas :)


15. Keshi's ideal place to get married is

c.on the bed over coffee :)

16. Keshi's ideal place for the Honeymoon is

b.keshi to her guy "you and me in this beautiful world " :)


17. Sex to Keshi is like

a. Cocaine to a drug addict


18. Keshi and her partner are in bed, and suddenly she blurts out her ex-BF's name in her dreams. What does she do to cover it up?

c. needn worrie take a chill pill :)after all its jus the 13 pets huney :):)


19. Keshi finds out her partner cheated on her just once. What does she do?
d. keshi becomes a NUN??? LOOOOLLLLLL :):)

20. Keshi is heading for a Separation. What's the reason?
keshi settling for anythin.. err.. anyone less than johniie guy??? no.. nevaaa :)

and MUUUAAAAHHHHHHH on the tail end sentences.. from your heart :)
loved doing this. let me go now, to have a fireless ass:) boss right next to me :(

Devika said...

OOOH that was fast Keshi! :)

i'll come to answer them at night or morning tomorrow :)

love,
devika

Suresh Kumar said...

1B... T reminded me of the coffee guy
2A...
3B...
4C... Got the idea from ur some lenghty previous posts... remember that criminal on loose post.
5C.... I was looking for none of the above... bt guessing...
6C...
7A... not only keshi for that matter all girls...
8B
9C: Simply keshi didn't write that post on the lady buddhist monk
10C: Four...And the commentator told 'that's the boundary' so she never crossed it..
11B:
12A: Conversation.. I am just getting the idea from the old romantic movies
13A:
14A: And there would be many levels before they actually go out
15A
16C:
17. I really dont want to answer this qn. But just not to get disqualified I am saying it is C. I just blindly picked t.
18C.
19C.
20D

Thousif Raza M.B said...

hmmm ok this is a lengthy job, (*cracks finger*) but i am gonna do it....

1) A. cause its a typical girl reaction

2) D. definately, cause its typical keshi ;)

3) all the answers are good here, 3rd is *cough cough* much more *cough cough* but i think you would settle up for the 2nd so B.

4) A. totally and you know why....

5) Right now,muahhhh, cause you write so splendidly and so awesomely, so here is one more muahhhh ;)

6) C) totally, atleast accoring to me cause in some sort of way i too want the same in my life

7) A) thats typical girls want, that was easy

8) C. i think all the four, but the 3rd one is much more hated for sure

9) d. and i dont wanna answer why ;) :P

10) B. i think its that, but the c is also a strong contender :P

11)A and b. are the ultimate winners, cause you just cant live without music and another *cough cough* i think you know ;)

12) B. Conversation all the way, its the best anytime anywhere :)

13) A. i think you are too cute for the other things, so ina way you would help him out, only if it wasnt much trouble thats it :)

14) A. i know aout yu as you have said, and when the guy asks you out, you would slowly turn your back around and say "i will think abt it" rgt na????

15) C. cause its much more romantic, but still A is also not bad, if you are all typicallish per se.....

16) A. i dont know if you dont like honeymoons, but even if you dont take this you will love it more than you boyfriend i promise :)

17) A and B, but B is much more you know *cough cough* ;)

18) C. cause you are truthful i know it, isint it???? :P

19) B. its explains, but make it a stern decision thats that was the only one time, but still its C. cause he shouldnt have done like that, you deserve more than that so C. is good but still think abt it i think a combo of A and C would be good, dont ask me how........

20) D) no woman should be with a man when he has lost respect for her, cause he is just a dimwit nut headed freak, who just doesnt deserve her, cause he is a big ass loser


hooof there it is, my god my fingers hurt, but it was worth it, hope it matches with you thoughts(*crosses fingers*)

take care and keep writing......

Jeevan said...

My Q & Ans follows:

Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her. What does she do?
ans: Rolls her eyes

At a party, an Antonio-Banderas-lookalike hero walks upto Keshi, and asks her for a dance. What does Keshi do?
ans: Politely accepts the request and dances with him (I went to go chose ‘d’, but I doubt u aren’t the girl like that)

Keshi's idea of a romantic evening with that special someone is
ans: Beachside cafe with light music, candles and alot of whispers in the dark

What turns Keshi on?
ans: Shirtlessness

When was the last time Keshi kissed a guy?
ans: 2 days ago (thought u might have kissed the pug that visit u at office) hehe…

What's Keshi's idea of THE ultimate relationship?
ans: Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is

What attracts Keshi the most?
ans: A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor

What is the one thing Keshi loathes about being in a relationship?
ans: Not having enough freedom to be herself

What do you think Keshi would do to her man when he spills coffee on her new bedspread?
ans: Forgive him, put the bedspread to wash and make him a new cuppa

How many boyfriends did Keshi have so far?
ans: I remember the one who take u on dating.

What quality in a man excites Keshi?
ans: Good taste in music (we can’t apart keshi and music, the universal truth)

Keshi thinks a great kiss starts with
ans: Lips

When Keshi's guy is in trouble, she'd
ans: Help him out

When it comes to asking a guy out, Keshi is
ans: Conservative - waits for the guy to make the first move

Keshi's ideal place to get married is
ans: A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends

Keshi's ideal place for the Honeymoon is
ans: At their place, just the 2 of them

Sex to Keshi is like
ans: Rains to the deserts

Keshi and her partner are in bed, and suddenly she blurts out her ex-BF's name in her dreams. What does she do to cover it up?
ans: He knows everything about her, so she doesn't worry (she is so true to her self and others)

Keshi finds out her partner cheated on her just once. What does she do?
ans: Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance (easy guess and I remind you saying this back)

Keshi is heading for a Separation. What's the reason?
ans: He lost respect for her

I agree with u on this exam, but this won’t say what we feel quite about you. :)

humbl devil said...

some of the options were really funny...

1. Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her. What does she do?
b. Smiles at him with a hint of blossoming romance in her eyes

2. At a party, an Antonio-Banderas-lookalike hero walks upto Keshi, and asks her for a dance. What does Keshi do?

a. Politely accepts the request and dances with him
d. Jumps on him and says 'I've been waiting, for a MAN like u, to come into my life!'

3. Keshi's idea of a romantic evening with that special someone is

a. Cuddle up by the fireplace *provided it's Winter, if not we'd be 2 BBQd lovers!*
b. Beachside cafe with light music, candles and alot of whispers in the dark
c. An all-night-long romp at his place *cough cough!*
d. Making him cook for her and do the dishes too

all of the above...:D

4. What turns Keshi on?

a. Watching the back of her guy *and drooling ofcourse*
b. Shirtlessness
c. A good long conversation that stimulates each other

5. When was the last time Keshi kissed a guy?

b. 2 days ago
c. Last year

6. What's Keshi's idea of THE ultimate relationship?
c. Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is

7. What attracts Keshi the most?
(in order of preference...)
a. A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor
c. A guy with big...shoulders I mean!
d. A guy with a good blog

8. What is the one thing Keshi loathes about being in a relationship?
c. Wet towels on the floor and toilet seat issues

9. What do you think Keshi would do to her man when he spills coffee on her new bedspread?
a. Hit him on the head
c. Forgive him, put the bedspread to wash and make him a new cuppa

10. How many boyfriends did Keshi have so far?
b. 4
d. If pet-kittens count, 13

11. What quality in a man excites Keshi?
a. Good taste in music
b. Passionate kissing capabilities

12. Keshi thinks a great kiss starts with
a. Lips
b. Conversation

13. When Keshi's guy is in trouble, she'd
a. Help him out

14. When it comes to asking a guy out, Keshi is
a. Conservative - waits for the guy to make the first move

15. Keshi's ideal place to get married is
a. A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends

16. Keshi's ideal place for the Honeymoon is
a. A romantic getaway to the Bahamas
c. Visiting her sponsored child for the first time with her partner

17. Sex to Keshi is like
a. Cocaine to a drug addict
c. Social security to the unemployed
d. Religion to the extremists

18. Keshi and her partner are in bed, and suddenly she blurts out her ex-BF's name in her dreams. What does she do to cover it up?
c. He knows everything about her, so she doesn't worry

19. Keshi finds out her partner cheated on her just once. What does she do?
b. Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance

20. Keshi is heading for a Separation. What's the reason?
b. He has an annoying mother
d. He lost respect for her

AmitL said...

That's one fun quiz..well,here're the answers...wink wink-some are to elicit a smile from your face,though I know they're wrong-guess which ones?hehehe..a quiz in a quiz.

1. Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her. What does 1. Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her.What does she do?

a. Rolls her eyes

2. At a party, an Antonio-Banderas-lookalike hero walks upto Keshi, and asks her for a dance. What does Keshi do?

a. Politely accepts the request and dances with him

3. Keshi's idea of a romantic evening with that special someone is

a. Cuddle up by the fireplace *provided it's Winter, if not we'd be 2 BBQd lovers!*

4. What turns Keshi on?

c. A good long conversation that stimulates each other

5. When was the last time Keshi kissed a guy?

c. Last year

6. What's Keshi's idea of THE ultimate relationship?

c. Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is

7. What attracts Keshi the most?

a. A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor

8. What is the one thing Keshi loathes about being in a relationship?

a. Having to share the bed with a snoring man

9. What do you think Keshi would do to her man when he spills coffee on her new bedspread?

c. Forgive him, put the bedspread to wash and make him a new cuppa

10. How many boyfriends did Keshi have so far?

b. 4

11. What quality in a man excites Keshi?

a. Good taste in music

12. Keshi thinks a great kiss starts with

a. Lips

13. When Keshi's guy is in trouble, she'd

a. Help him out

14. When it comes to asking a guy out, Keshi is

a. Conservative - waits for the guy to make the first move

15. Keshi's ideal place to get married is

a. A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends

16. Keshi's ideal place for the Honeymoon is

a. A romantic getaway to the Bahamas

17. Sex to Keshi is like

c. Social security to the unemployed

18. Keshi and her partner are in bed, and suddenly she blurts out her ex-BF's name in her dreams. What does she do to cover it up?

a. She has a lil chat with herself while rolling her eyes

19. Keshi finds out her partner cheated on her just once. What does she do?

b. Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance

20. Keshi is heading for a Separation. What's the reason?

d. He lost respect for her

The Rat... said...

Ladki... making us do a tag instead of commenting.. read ur convo with Devika though and sensed this post :P

1. Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her. What does she do?
c. Hands him a Dating-for-dummies Guide and leaves

2. At a party, an Antonio-Banderas-lookalike hero walks upto Keshi, and asks her for a dance. What does Keshi do?
a. Politely accepts the request and dances with him




3. Keshi's idea of a romantic evening with that special someone is
b. Beachside cafe with light music, candles and alot of whispers in the dark


4. What turns Keshi on?
c. A good long conversation that stimulates each other
shirtlessness if is it John Abraham :-P

5. When was the last time Keshi kissed a guy?
c. Last year

6. What's Keshi's idea of THE ultimate relationship?
c. Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is

7. What attracts Keshi the most?
a. A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor

8. What is the one thing Keshi loathes about being in a relationship?
b. Not having enough freedom to be herself

9. What do you think Keshi would do to her man when he spills coffee on her new bedspread?
c. Forgive him, put the bedspread to wash and make him a new cuppa

10. How many boyfriends did Keshi have so far?
b. 4

11. What quality in a man excites Keshi?
a. Good taste in music

12. Keshi thinks a great kiss starts with
b. Conversation

13. When Keshi's guy is in trouble, she'd
a. Help him out


14. When it comes to asking a guy out, Keshi is
b. Would ask him out if she really likes him

15. Keshi's ideal place to get married is
a. A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends





16. Keshi's ideal place for the Honeymoon is
b. At their place, just the 2 of them


17. Sex to Keshi is like
b. Rains to the deserts


18. Keshi and her partner are in bed, and suddenly she blurts out her ex-BF's name in her dreams. What does she do to cover it up?
c. He knows everything about her, so she doesn't worry

19. Keshi finds out her partner cheated on her just once. What does she do?
b. Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance


20. Keshi is heading for a Separation. What's the reason?
d. He lost respect for her

NOW!! wats my score :-)

Ria said...

Hmm...i think that shudnt be difficult for me.....coz we r twins, aren't we!? On second thoughts let me not be over confident abt the fact tht u may choose the same answers as me. :) :P

So here are my answers:

1. b
2. a
3. b
4. c
5. c
6. c
7. a
8. b
9. c
10. b
11. a
12. b
13. a
14. a
15. a
16. c
17. b
18. c
19. b
20. d

hmm...lets see how i fare. Frankly speaking these answers r what i wud hav said, if i was asked these questions. :) So u can call it the test of similarity. :P ;)

Devika said...

1. Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her. What does she do?

a. Rolls her eyes

2. At a party, an Antonio-Banderas-lookalike hero walks upto Keshi, and asks her for a dance. What does Keshi do?

a. Politely accepts the request and dances with him

3. Keshi's idea of a romantic evening with that special someone is


b. Beachside cafe with light music, candles and alot of whispers in the dark

4. What turns Keshi on?

c. A good long conversation that stimulates each other

5. When was the last time Keshi kissed a guy?

d. In her previous birth

6. What's Keshi's idea of THE ultimate relationship?

c. Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is

7. What attracts Keshi the most?

a. A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor


8. What is the one thing Keshi loathes about being in a relationship?

b. Not having enough freedom to be herself


9. What do you think Keshi would do to her man when he spills coffee on her new bedspread?

c. Forgive him, put the bedspread to wash and make him a new cuppa

10. How many boyfriends did Keshi have so far?

b. 4

11. What quality in a man excites Keshi?

a. Good taste in music

12. Keshi thinks a great kiss starts with

b. Conversation

13. When Keshi's guy is in trouble, she'd

a. Help him out

14. When it comes to asking a guy out, Keshi is

a. Conservative - waits for the guy to make the first move

15. Keshi's ideal place to get married is

a. A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends

16. Keshi's ideal place for the Honeymoon is

c. Visiting her sponsored child for the first time with her partner

17. Sex to Keshi is like


b. Rains to the deserts

18. Keshi and her partner are in bed, and suddenly she blurts out her ex-BF's name in her dreams. What does she do to cover it up?

c. He knows everything about her, so she doesn't worry

19. Keshi finds out her partner cheated on her just once. What does she do?

b. Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance

20. Keshi is heading for a Separation. What's the reason?

d. He lost respect for her

well Keshi, there's a lot of me in you and hence in my replies i guess :))

wishes,
devika

Cess said...

1. Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her. What does she do?
d. What, who, why?? *slaps!*
2. At a party, an Antonio-Banderas-lookalike hero walks upto Keshi, and asks her for a dance. What does Keshi do?
a. Politely accepts the request and dances with him (but u might have say to him to get a life, so just because it s banderas lookalike i picked the first)
3. Keshi's idea of a romantic evening with that special someone is
b. Beachside cafe with light music, candles and alot of whispers in the dark
4. What turns Keshi on?
c. A good long conversation that stimulates each other
5. When was the last time Keshi kissed a guy?
b. 2 days ago but as a joke u might have pick the first one, the dinausore area :P
6. What's Keshi's idea of THE ultimate relationship?
c. Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is
7. What attracts Keshi the most?
a. A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor
8. What is the one thing Keshi loathes about being in a relationship?
b. Not having enough freedom to be herself
9. What do you think Keshi would do to her man when he spills coffee on her new bedspread?
a. Hit him on the head (but i hope u won t hit too hard :P)
10. How many boyfriends did Keshi have so far?
b. 4
11. What quality in a man excites Keshi?
b. Passionate kissing capabilities
12. Keshi thinks a great kiss starts with
b. Conversation
13. When Keshi's guy is in trouble, she'd
a. Help him out
14. When it comes to asking a guy out, Keshi is
a. Conservative - waits for the guy to make the first move (i picked b first but then i remembered the capuccino guy and u did not seem to ask him even if he was hot :P)
15. Keshi's ideal place to get married is
a. A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends
16. Keshi's ideal place for the Honeymoon is
c. Visiting her sponsored child for the first time with her partner
17. Sex to Keshi is like
.... i dunno
b. Rains to the deserts
18. Keshi and her partner are in bed, and suddenly she blurts out her ex-BF's name in her dreams. What does she do to cover it up?
c. He knows everything about her, so she doesn't worry
19. Keshi finds out her partner cheated on her just once. What does she do?
b. Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance (or divorce)
20. Keshi is heading for a Separation. What's the reason?
d. He lost respect for her
jeeeez that was a looooong one, i m waiting for the result of the keshiology now!

Priya Joyce said...

hehee
1.
b. Smiles at him with a hint of blossoming romance in her eyes.

2
Politely accepts the request and dances with him

3
Cuddle up by the fireplace *provided it's Winter, if not we'd be 2 BBQd lovers!*

4
A good long conversation that stimulates each other

5
Last year

6
Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is

7
A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor

8
A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor

9
Forgive him, put the bedspread to wash and make him a new cuppa

10
4

11
Good taste in music

12
Conversation

13
Help him out

14
Would ask him out if she really likes him

15
A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends

16
Visiting her sponsored child for the first time with her partner

17

Social security to the unemployed

18

He knows everything about her, so she doesn't worry

19

Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance

20
He lost respect for her

wuhooo tats dun :P

tulipspeaks said...

1. Keshi spots a desirable guy who shows an interest in her. What does she do?

a. Rolls her eyes



2. At a party, an Antonio-Banderas-lookalike hero walks upto Keshi, and asks her for a dance. What does Keshi do?

a. Politely accepts the request and dances with him




3. Keshi's idea of a romantic evening with that special someone is

b. Beachside cafe with light music, candles and alot of whispers in the dark




4. What turns Keshi on?

b. Shirtlessness (hehehehe!)




5. When was the last time Keshi kissed a guy?

c. Last year



6. What's Keshi's idea of THE ultimate relationship?

c. Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is




7. What attracts Keshi the most?

a. A guy with a good heart & a good sense of humor




8. What is the one thing Keshi loathes about being in a relationship?

b. Not having enough freedom to be herself




9. What do you think Keshi would do to her man when he spills coffee on her new bedspread?

c. Forgive him, put the bedspread to wash and make him a new cuppa
[i really wanted to answer d]



10. How many boyfriends did Keshi have so far?

b. 4



11. What quality in a man excites Keshi?

a. Good taste in music




12. Keshi thinks a great kiss starts with

b. Conversation



13. When Keshi's guy is in trouble, she'd

a. Help him out




14. When it comes to asking a guy out, Keshi is


b. Would ask him out if she really likes him



15. Keshi's ideal place to get married is

a. A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends




16. Keshi's ideal place for the Honeymoon is

c. Visiting her sponsored child for the first time with her partner




17. Sex to Keshi is like

c. Social security to the unemployed




18. Keshi and her partner are in bed, and suddenly she blurts out her ex-BF's name in her dreams. What does she do to cover it up?

c. He knows everything about her, so she doesn't worry




19. Keshi finds out her partner cheated on her just once. What does she do?

b. Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance



20. Keshi is heading for a Separation. What's the reason?

d. He lost respect for her



ammu.

Utopia said...

keshi so this post is meant only for the men i think heheh! ;-)
i am sure the answers are gonna be lots of fun. :D

Keshi said...

geez Jack u dun follow instructions d u? :(

tnxx anyways!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Zillion hey tnxx!


**i have all the above qualities, yet my wife finds me stupid

Finding u STUPID is different to finding u ATTRACTIVE. :) That qn was abt being attracted hehe.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHA Dave ur explanations to the answers had me laffing! TY for taking part and ty for the smiles :)


**Toilet paper problems have ruined many a relationship

LMAO!


**- I'm not sure if kitty is synonymous with something else here...

mmm wut were ya thinking?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

CN TY for taking part!

u will hv to wait for the scores ok :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nikhil why d u sound so sad? lol!

tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

no worries Tarun :)

take ur time.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Preetz ty so much for taking part in that looooong test! :)


**well, combo of a snoring man with never ending squirmy sperms

LOL LOL LOL!


**anywasy, medical test is a good idea also :) to avoid future jhatkas

I agree!!!


LOL @me becoming a NUN! u cant imagine that ha!!! I'd be wearing my halternecks all the time :(



*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey no worries Devika n TY! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Suresh ur comments had me laffing!


**9C: Simply keshi didn't write that post on the lady buddhist monk

HAHA no ways! That must be my sister who wrote it!


**14A: And there would be many levels before they actually go out

LMAO u know me too well Suresh!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Tousif for taking part in this mess of mine! :)


** i dont know if you dont like honeymoons, but even if you dont take this you will love it more than you boyfriend i promise

how du know that? LOL!



**who just doesnt deserve her, cause he is a big ass loser

HAHAHAHA true!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Jeevan for taking part!

Will tell u the scores soon ok :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Devil for taking part!

btw how come u chose 2 answers for some of the qns? hvnt u done MCQs in school/uni? LOL! U can only select ONE answer btw!!

;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Amit for taking part and also for following the instructions so accurately! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty for taking part sweet Rat!

hehehe u cant gather much clues from that convo, unfortunately.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Ria ty darlin! ;-) Will tell u the scores soon ok.

*fingers crossed!*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

o here comes Devika!

ty for taking part! lets see if u and I r similar ok ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Cess ty sweetie! :)


**(but u might have say to him to get a life, so just because it s banderas lookalike i picked the first)

LOL!


**Diego

u rem all my posts well ha wow!



**she'll give him a second chance (or divorce)

LMAO Cess!


*HUGZ* ty for being so patient with this one!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Joyce! ;-)

u r so patient! Will tell the scores soon, stay tuned!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Ammu for taking part! :)

LOL @shirtelessness!


;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Utopia!

** so this post is meant only for the men

not at all. Its for everyone. But thats ok if u dun feel like taking part, I u'stand :)


Keshi.

Margie said...

Hey Sweet Keshi
Just came by for a quick "hi"

Be back when I feel better. ok!
Sorry I did not partake but simply need to get to bed as not feeling well.

Take care, hun!

Love
Margie

!Teq-uila Del Zapata said...

damn long post! phew!

anyway, was out for long, so no keeping in touch, but i am back.
donno, why I am not able to write these days.

Anyway let me give my super witty answers to all ur questions, err... what was it?

1. Hands him dating for dummies guide, offcourse and by the time, he finishes that book, keshi had 3 more affairs.

2.Jumps offcourse,These Oz gals, i tell u r all --jumpy--, u see!

3.I am sure keshi is so hawt, she would make her lover BBQd, looks like i am talking abt x-men's girlfriend.

4. shirtlessness: John and salman and now Amir. May god have mercy on Oz dudes, keshi is using X-ray vision these days.

5.H'm i donno, may be lask week, who know keshi is kissing her cat.

6.G-strings, yes, you can tie all guys with that one(including sapotas like me, LOL!)

7. Big things.... u'm, even i like big ones, LOL

8.Foreign agent, LOL, u need ropynol, for the guy, offcourse, ha ha.

9. Tie him down and......

10.I would think about counting kittens.

11.Long...........
cars, dumbo!

12. booze baby booze, i(keshi) can do bananas after three pegs, ha ha

13.put some gasoline in the fire, laugh at him and say, "you are a looser, moron". I can't help thinking, "you are a laughing stock". Ha ha. (*try this one, it works*)

14. if it is latin dude, her tongue will roll back to her stomach, her eyes would dilate and she will suddenly start speaking in plutonian. for all other cases she will think, "is this guy technologically challenged?"

15. I am sure keshi would like to save some resources and cut down on global warming.

16. visiting the sponsored child, but offcourse.

17. I donno, i never happen to get an idea of it, why dont u tell it urself. Sex-o-phobic or sex-o-maniac, or usual sub-continent good girlie-- only on sundays, and no talking about it only doing it, ha ha.

18.haa,haa, i am sure that would offend any dude, but you can always roll eyes and talk to urself, pretending innocence.

19. she cheats too, get a good professional photographer, and send his entire mms, he burns himself to death.

20. she suddenly is being approached by diego look alike and his dude is another average Ozie, now she had a better choice.

that was so much work dear. i need to take a snooze.

anits said...

1. a
2. a
3. b
4. c
5. c
6. a
7. a
8. b
9. c
10.c
11.a
12.b
13.a
14.a
15.b
16.c(i knw your good heart)
17.b
18.c
19.b
20.d

ZiLliOnBiG said...

heh, the music is loud and irritating. I opened you blog when at the office, and everyone was staring at me, shell shocked.I should have kept my speakers off, probably next time.hope you dont mind me giving honest feedbacks.I love this blog, thats why.

Heh, my wife finds me attractive and Sexy(ahem), coz i can also cry when she is in pain. My wife finds me attractive bcoz i know when to stop and when to cheers her up, when she is feeling low.SHIT, I sound girly. GRRRRR:)))

Keshi said...

omg Anuz ur replies had me laffing!!

U think Im an Aussie girl? ;-)

Check ur score in the new post. LMAO!

btw I wish I cud get he writers' block too!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Good on ya Anits and TY for doing it! :)

Check ur score in the new post!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Zillion beware when u open blogs at work!

ur wife is lucky then :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anuz...

** only on sundays, and no talking about it only doing it,

HAHAHAHAHA u r too much!

How abt Christmas-time only?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Again Anuz..

** i am sure that would offend any dude, but you can always roll eyes and talk to urself, pretending innocence.

How d u know me so well? LOL! Read the last line in my current post!!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

** Big things.... u'm, even i like big ones

what BIG things Anuz??

Keshi.

Arv said...

am late here.. but am still gonna give it a go... (Keshi... dont be mad at me for all my wrong answers :P)

1. b
2. a
3. b
4. c
5. c
6. c
7. a
8. b
9. c
10. b
11. a
12. b
13. a
14. b
15. a
16. c
17. b
18. c
19. b
20. d

Rakesh said...

Ok, here is what I think...

1. a. Rolls her eyes
2. c. Burps and rejects his request cos she's too busy drinking & winking!
3. b. Beachside cafe with light music, candles and alot of whispers in the dark
4. c. A good long conversation that stimulates each other
5. c. Last year
6. c. Being surrounded by Love no matter what her marital status is
7. c. A guy with big...shoulders I mean!
8. c. Wet towels on the floor and toilet seat issues
9. b. Cry and make him buy her a new one
10. b. 4
11. b. Passionate kissing capabilities
12. b. Conversation
13. a. Help him out
14. b. Would ask him out if she really likes him
15. a. A low-key beachside wedding with close fam & friends
16. c. Visiting her sponsored child for the first time with her partner
17. b. Rains to the deserts
18. a. She has a lil chat with herself while rolling her eyes
19. b. Listens to what he has to say, asks for time to think over it and then depends on how she feels, warns him and she'll give him a second chance
20. c. He doesnt look like John Abraham anymore!

Ok, so what do I win now? ;-)

!Teq-uila Del Zapata said...

i anyway lost. so what, Mahatama gandhi said, "real satisfaction lies in attempts and not success".... oh my gawd, why do i always sound philosophical after such p00r result, i guess i have duping my mom and dad all the time after my report card arrived home, LOL.

u r more or less Oz, until u revealed in blog, i thought u were Indian born and brought up in Oz. Btw, i miss ur old post on life style and things. do write something abt them sometimes.

Big things, like big attitude, big car, big money and big *ahems*, now dont ask me the details,
there is a hindi saying "samazhdaar ko ishaara kafi hai"

samazdhaar == intelligent or one who understands
ko == for or to(preposition)
ishaara == indication or gesture
kaafi == sufficient or enough.
hai == is(auxillary verb)

transliteration ---> an indication is sufficient for an intelligent fellow

now i taught you so much hindi, gift me a Ferrari! ha ha.

btw, this is what happens when a heavy metal band covers some pop song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJht9ct0104

Fallen Angel said...

:-( , oh, i feel left out .

Dalicia said...

phew girl...i can tell you i don't waste time with relationship. one of those things that are not meant to be.

i surely believe if the right person comes...it will come :)

i like a guy who's tall, have a sense of humor, good job, and loves me of course hahah

Beach Bum said...

After several days of a house filled with teenagers taking over the family room and running amok where the computer hooked to the internet is located I miss all the good stuff.

Keshi said...

Arv u scored 80% woohoo! ;-)

tnxx mate!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Rakesh u scored 45%, hmmmm u dunno me all that much? ;-)

ty for doing it!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anuz lol tnxx!


** i miss ur old post on life style and things. do write something abt them sometimes.

like which ones? remind me :)


omg that Hindi gave me a migraine lol!


will check out the vid soon, ta!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Angel its ok :) tnxx darl!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dal I think u and I hvnt met our beaus yet and thats why its all a waste of time right now :)


**i like a guy who's tall, have a sense of humor, good job, and loves me of course

HAHAHAHA find me one too!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey BB its ok! :) I hope all is well with ya.

Keshi.

rayshma said...

oh damn! too late for this one! :)
but it sure makes an interesting read! :)

Rakesh said...

Only 45% :(

I never scored so low when it comes to women :(

White Magpie said...

Me lazy..So..

1-b
2- a
3-c
4-c
5-c?
6- c
7- a (no brainer here)
8- b
9-c
10-b
11-b
12- b
13- a
14- a
15- a
16-d
17- d
18- a
19- d(just kidding)b
20 - d

Tell me the score, will ye?

Keshi said...

its ok Raysh :) tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHA Rakesh in life u cant always score the highest...thats only in school. It applies to me too btw :(

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Magpie u scored a 60%! Not bad at all :)

ty so much for taking part!

Keshi.

White Magpie said...

60% eh? Phew!! anything more than that would be alarming since I dont know myself more than 60% :)

And thank you so much for all the nice things you said..You could be the 1000w bulb I think with your inherent capacity to accept without prejudice.

Keshi said...

Magpie I too think 60% is pretty good cos I myseld dunno that much abt me lol!

aww ty for the kindness u always shower me with!

Keshi.