Tuesday, December 5

Ooops I Did It Again!

I guess by now all of you would have seen Britney Spears' heavily public (I'm glad I spelt that word right jeeez!) private parts that's all over the net (sorry I cant put those pics up here - I'm not that crazy damnit!). Isnt it just shockingly disgusting how low some people can stoop to just for fame/money? I don't know if Britney did that deliberately but it's really sad that her momma didn't teach her to wear undies. I'm not a fan of Britney but she did have some self-respect left in her before she met that LOSER (epitome of crap there ever was) Kevin Federline. Just what kind of utter rubbish is that guy! I mean how can he father kids when he himself hasn't got a brain older than just 2months perhaps? Where do girls find men like this? At the tip? Yeah I know Britney is no brainiac either but she surely could have done better than that?? And they made a sex tape together? LMAO! What do they do all this for? Just in case they forgot how they did it the last time? Some people are born to make an ass of themselves.

TomKat. At the beginning I found them cute but later that feeling died cos they were way too public it was claustrophobic. And what's with their secret wedding that almost looked like a funeral in the rain? And if they spent few millions on the wedding, couldn't Katie have done her hair atleast? It looked like she was just at home baking a cake. Apparently her under-garments for the wedding cost some thousands of dollars. What for? Does Tom wa
nt to see dollars all over her body? And I think Tom is seriously losing it with all that Scientology crap (pardon my ignorance, that is if you think so) cos apparently Scientology 'wedding' vows include promising never to go to bed without talking about any differences. So did they talk about it before they went to bed and before they made their baby, and that was way before the 'wedding' HELLO! And I thought he jumped around only on Oprah's Couch (rolling eyes...) anyways you think I'm surprised!

Nicole and Keith...ok there's true love there perhaps. But what's with these pre-nups? If there's love why are these celebrities so in doubt that they have to sign pre-nups with dollars written all over? Is that what love is about or is that what usual business is like in Tinsel Town? It's expecting disaster so being ready for it, and that's ok...but that preparation is all based on assets and by signing off a pre-nup, why? Is that what it all amounts to? Then why spend so much money and have a wedding at all? Just for showing-off? I see no point. As much as I like Nicole, I hate to say that I think she was desperate and was competing with Tom for love. Love is not written in some pre-nup and hell na it's not a competition. btw Keith is already in rehab I hear.


Anna Nicole Smith. Just her name will do.


Brangelina...not a bad couple at all. I like them cos they are truly doing some good by adopting kids and all that jazz. If there's that kinda money then why not ha. And don't be surprised, I don't have a crush on Brad at all. I don't find him that attractive so Angelina you have nothing to worry about hun ;-).


Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. I knew that they were heading for disaster when they made their married life public through that TV show Newly Weds. Who in the right mind will show their private life on TV? How shallow and stupid is that. Is it just cos they were celebrities and they could easily get air-time? How cheap. I just think Jessica is a spoilt-brat with alot of time on her hand, and I really don't think her boots were made for walking...rather crawling, especially with her not-so-original music anyways. Atleast Nick's making some good music.


Paris Hilton. A serial offender. I think this girl needs serious mental health care. She's pretty and
rich, and hell na I'm not jealous. Cos that's not what it takes to make it. I don't know if she really did sleep with that many men but where will it all end? The amount of cat-fights, driving offenses, sleazy men etc that she's linked with makes me wanna puke. If a girl can have that many BFs, is there anything left in her to share with the man she'll truly fall in love with some day (if she knows what Love is that is)? Can a girl be that stupid? I picture her in her 50s looking 95 and running behind plastic surgeons to keep her sane. Does she have parents at all? And WTH is she doing to that burger, as if she ever eats!


Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills McCartney. WTF is wrong with that bickering female cat? Pardon my language but if you don't like the man, just get the divorce and leave. Why talk crap about him in public? Some women think that as they get out of a marraige that it's best to leave after ruining a man's image. But who's degrading who here? Heather is doing that to her own self! Cos if she is a woman with some self-respect and grace, she'd just leave than talk crap about the man she lived with for so long and had a child with. After all they did share some love before didn't they. If she was physically abused by him why did she wait for a divorce to realise that it's not right and to make it public? Some women are so desperate for attention!

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock. Filed for divorce after 4 months. Irreconcilable differences? And they are? Dolly-kinda boobs must have gotten claustrophobic after 4months of just KID-ding around.


Current Music: Fame by Irene Cara

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Anonymous said...

britney, ahhh! wat can I say! she is dumb! I mean what the hell girl! kevin??? I mean he might be hot in bed but really girl did u have to MARRY him??? and have kids with a loser like him?? seriously, that man is so so %%##@!%%@@! I mean who does that? put sex videos online of the mother of your child for some money? that's worse than a pimp!jesus! these celebrities are mad! I don't even want to go further:) I'll end up writin another post:)

Anonymous said...

LOL
Hi Keshi

WOW! and one more Wow! You know something, you are right on all counts. But leave my Leno man alone. He's just the host. LOL

I know one of the Brit pics made it to one of our blogs. There are several sites selling the pics.

I want you to chill and take your blood pressure. LOL

If you drink, have a shot of something--just one--and even if you don't drink. LOL

It seems lately that all the so-called celebs are brain dead.

Maybe they are all taking a very bad drug.

You have done something I cannot--Say it the way it is. If I wrote this post, I would be in court for years. If you say you think somebody is stupid, crazy or whatever, you can't be sued. If you say the person is stupid you can be sued.

LOL One hell of a crazy world we live in!

Hugs

Bev

Anonymous said...

Each of them are void of any brains... but nice post... :)

Parag said...

I guess part of this is all for publicity ..
I can never understand how can one have a pre-nup agreement..
If you do not trust your spouse.. when why get married

samuru999 said...

There are some celeberties that I just love (like Tom Hanks)
But, there are so many of them that do not seem to have much self respect!
It's just kinda sad about Britney!
I do feel sorry for her kids!
Hope they don't see those pics of their mum!

Margie

azuka said...

Celebrities?

They're all about sex, booze, partying and drugs. At least, that seems to be the norm if you want to succeed.

Anonymous said...

Lucky i am not a fan of her... She really made me felt disgusted.. **Puke**

When i saw the article on the papers abt Britney forgeting to wear her undies out while she was partying at night.. My first tot was "What the fish is she doing?! For goodness sake! She has got 2 kids already! If she wans fame & doesn't wan face, so be it! Her kids still wants face & respect!"

Abt the sex video.. I saw on the internet tat its 4 hours long! Goodness gracious... Why do they need to make such a video in the first place? So tat they can threaten each other in future when they are penniless??

I really feel sad for the 2 young kids..

It really makes me wonder why some *stars* can do such a thing just for publicity & money.... **Sigh**

Anonymous said...

i wz watchin this show on VH1 abt celebrity couples...and the story on britney and watshisname...was totally bizzare!! most of the couples seemed weird anyway but these two beat the rest...and then the other totally insane couple was bobby brown and whitney houston!!!! pheww...

some of these celebrities seem to just lose their head...it gets to a point where we're left feeling either disgusted, sad (for them) or laughin our heads out!!! (sumtimes all three emotions together!)....!!!

back to the show i wz watchin...the one couple that seemed sincere was ben and jennifer garner...but...well, atleast they're not puttin up a circus show...(i hope)...

there see...even the sincere attempts are viewed wid a lot of cynicism...

but all in all, reading this post had me nodding my head and sayin yeah right...! and then images from the show kept flashin thru my head....and m like..okkk did keshi know i wz watchin that last night or wat!:))

gotta go now...lots of cleaning up to do ... tk care and have a gr8 day! [:)]....

southpaw said...

Britney/Kevin :- One has shit inside her skull, the other one is a shit by himself.

TomKat:- Yucccccckkkkk!!! Katie open ur eyes, there r much better choices available out there.

Nicole/Keith :- Wise decision.

Anna Nicole Smith :- Ahem ahem...

Brangelina :- I dont believe u put them amongst these...

Jessica/Nick :- Never followed much abt them.

Paris Hilton:- Same as above.

McCartney couple :- Smart lady i must say...

Pam/Kid :- Wrong choice...

Michael Jackson :- Did he ever do anything right except moon-walking and break dance....

Jewel Rays said...

wow! great expression of each one. Britney. Its kinda sad what has become of her self. I last heard tat she and paris are buddies now. and also that she was gonna divorce kevin ferderline.

And tom cruise. hahaha...the singer "moby" was very disgusted with their desperation with publicity and actually posted it on the blog. and yeah him being super hyper on oprah couch..lol...really...


And paris... She looks good though..but there is just so much more to that facade..She came across as pretty calmer and the so call "better one" in simple life. Nicole sure did come across as the trouble maker. but i wonder what behind all that..tsk..

Well i guess once they are in showbiz..,their lives automatic turn showbiz as well..not all stars though.some who just doesn't get enough. and the burger was a sexy thing that she did recently. like bite me ...yum...(with that sex hungry look) LOLZ... really..hahaha..:P


*hugs*!

Ekta said...

hahaha...loved the post...and completely agree with the britney piece...cant believe shes decided to be a mother...she first needs to have some serious growing up herself..its a crazy world out there!

Anonymous said...

I liked the Jessica/Nick marriage.

I like Brad & Angelina.

I am glad Pamela got rid of Kid Rock.

The others I couldn't care less about. LOL. And yet, they still get a ton of press. I just don't get it.

SamY said...

eeeewwwww ... why so heated up keshi

I never take interest in ppl's personal life unless its someone like Narayanamurthy and the likes ... its worth keeping track of such principled men coz u so rarely hear of them

but keshi ... I dun think anyone shud say what another should do / not do ... y bother? different ppl have different values / opinions ... for all u know those celebs wud be thinking "these buggers r crazy not to spend the money they have on themselves" ... so lets not be judgemental :)

after all ppl sell themselves for what they r worth ... y waste time thinking bout them?

Anonymous said...

I remember a Britney quote "The advantage of being in America is that U can go to overseas places like Canada."

Beat that.

The worst case offenders are Prime Time News Channels which constant feed us on "Exclusive".

God save Me.

Anonymous said...

LOL...Keshi I was about to hit the bed but after reading your post I laughed out so loud that tears were scrolling down my cheeks...Such a fun post to read..Asusual totally ur style ;)

Britney - I feel sorry for her from the deepest core of my heart TRUST ME ! "Undies" left a broad grin on my face ;)

Tomkat - Tom needs to grow up & Katie needs braces...I happened to see their wedding photos looked like some one forced her to her wedding on gun point she looked so deranged :D

Nicole & Keith - I like Nicole alot & keith is cute too but not as cute as my MEGA cute "Abhishek Bachan" ;)& love? you won't find LOVE word in their dictionary...its all about money & in Britney's case sex.

Anna Nicole - She gives me shivers.

Brad & Angelina - I find Brad cute ;)

Jessica & Nick - Never liked them :(

Paris Hilton - All I could say is I feel sorry for her.

Sir Paul & Heather - "IF" she was a woman with grace & self respect...

Pamela & Kid rock - He he he @ claustrophobic...btw her implants could save her from injury she doesn't need air bags in her vehicle :D

Micheal Jackson- Didn't u just say fame & money can make u lose your head? thats what happend but I do like his music.

Stay Beautiful & all chirpy just like the way you are :)

twistedtruth said...

I have a spoof on this britney thing :D

Ramya said...

And hence proved- Thou needn't be blonde to be dumb!

Die Muräne said...

Funny! Thanks for the update ;p

Anonymous said...

Spot on! Nice post. Your way of examining celebrities rocks...
I guess they just drive innocent people crazy with their image of being an celebrity. You should publish this on a weekly may be....

Vikas said...

ahh....... such people dont marry coz they are in love with eachother,they do so to be in limelight....

When u love someone and get married dam u need not show how many 1000 $ u spent on ur undergarments, when u both were on bed etc etc...

I think this just of fame and name..by showing there intimate moments and all stuff..........


Hmmmm keshi you track every one well like PAPARAAZIIIIIII ;)

Send me some of their pics on my mail if u have i dont mind enjoying them ;)


Take Care
Vikas{V}

Anonymous said...

its hollywood man, either they are too dumb or too smart, so either they do it because they dont think nf or they do it for publicity or some such reason.
basically they are crazy.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah..!! its like the fame gets to their head and they lose their brains...!
Talkin about celebrities abroad, why dont u just look at ASH in India , our very own Barbie Doll.. talkin about indians not knowing english on Oprah!!!!!
Its pathetic to c such ppl..

alex said...

For me, actors are meant to act. Anything else is their business.

But i cant help wonder why!

Kalpana said...

Celebrities just aim for fame and money. I don't think they care for relationships. Ofcourse, it's not about everyone.

desperado said...

can't stop laughing
awesome post

n of course you are...wht kinda stupid question was tht :P...we both good family kids ..hehe
(refering to last post comments section)

Top cat said...

I saw the infamous pantyless pics and even tho I'm a horndog I found them to be tasteless and vulgar.
Did she know what she was doing? of course she did.Short skirt + no panties = exposure!
I think she's suffering from repressed childhood syndrome.She's been entertaining since she was a child.
Much like Michael Jackson their childhood is repressed so when they become adults with lots O Money they act like children.

Speaking of Michael Jackson..child molestors have usually been molested themselves..are you listening JOE!!!!!?

Kid Rock is from my local area and everything I've heard about him is he is a super nice guy.
Don't know what happened with Pam but maybe he was tired of getting poked in the eyes with those basketballs!
Tc peace..OUT!!!

Anonymous said...

Hello Keshi!!!
How are you dear...been missing you ppl a lot..:(

Done with my exams n finally going home...

Take care ..byee

Anonymous said...

Lot of time and effort has gone in to this post. :)


BTW if ppl want to make tapes of their lovemaking, that is their choiceand they have the freedom to do so. As is your decision to opine about it. :)

As for prenups, they help when divorce rates are about 50%, and things get messy. There are hard feelings and people can get mean and petty. Prenups help in that regard and have a place. for those who choose to enter in to them. Again a keyword here is "choice".

tulipspeaks said...

well.. read the latest news on britney..having 'good' time in parties without her undies on. lolz. may be, as for her.. interior clothing (or any clothes) should never be invented!

rofl.


=ammu=

saby said...

heavily public (I'm glad I spelt that word right jeeez!)







jeeez
she getting notty Janice

saby said...

DUMBASS
among celebrities marriage is only a means of publicity



dont take these marriages seriously

saby said...

the majority of american women are conservative


my girl was terribly upset when a married man proposed to her


she had conscience probs
but i am a smooth talker

saby said...

among the celebrity weddings
the best is Sharukh and Gauri






love u Sharukh

Neers said...

heyyy Kesh... let thm live!! ;) (as if they are really living!!) LOL!!

Anonymous said...

hi keshi!

celebrities ..they are all the same right..one way or the other...just on the look out for fame..

Anonymous said...

Must have pre-nups if you have millions, love doesn't come to play here which is fleeting for them anyway!

If Brittany didn't have one with that ape, she would have lost more tham 5oMil. by now just for 2yrs of marriage, all that hard earned money since she was a kid!!

Rest of them are immaterial to me, clowns whole bunch of them:))

Anonymous said...

LOL

Hi Keshi

You gave us an idea for a feature on some of our sites.

Not sure of the name, but it might be something like, "Brain Dead Celeb of the Week" or "...of the Day"--if it warrants.

LOL

Bev

Homo Escapeons said...

The psychology of Celebrtiney bashing is universal and encoded in our DNA. We humans love to discuss and diss the members of the lucky sperm club because it helps to make us feel better about our ordinary lives. When things go horribly wrong for a celeb it is like winning the lottery for the rest of us..we are torn between being fascinated with them living these fairy tale lives of extravegance and cutting them down to size. If they act cool about it all we leave them on the pedastal but if they get too big for their britches we cut them off at the knees.
Celebritney: I did her..I mean I wrote about her so you know what I think
TomKat:He seriously needs a new E-Meter reading..this marriage is doomed..she's too normal and she will escape one day.
Nikeith:He won't be able to compete with her so I hope that they really are in love...rough start.
Anna:she is a caricature of the dumb blonde..she should get something from the will just for boinking a 130 year old codger!
Brangelina:They get an A for managing their image so well..I have high hopes for those two.
Jessicanick:HA! He was the star when they got married and she has the IQ of an ashtray..talk about Karma.
Paris: She is the epitome of modern celebrity..she is famous for being infamous..she represents everything that is wrong with idol worship in America where the Dollar is GOD! She is smart enough to make millions being a trollop so you have to give her credit..she isn't finished extending her warholian 15 minutes of fame..not by a longshot.
Heather Mills: People in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks at Rock Stars
Pam:Talk about Canadian Content! Her Rockies are world famous and now apparently art is imitating life as Borat is busy climbing them

The big problem is that there are too many celebrities now...we have to get together and discard a few so that we can spend more quality time JUDGING them.

Shionge said...

Hey with all these MTVs & Entertainment stuff on TV I'm glad my Bibi is sensible and able to know that some are simply bad influence.

Anonymous said...

Hi Keshi!
Money and fame - very often brings disappointment.
Great post!
Peace and blessings to you!

adi said...

hmmm
keshi girl seems to be pissed off...a lot? a little bit does. but dont let urself be affected by this crap. they are celebrities and they have to be in news. that doesnt means we've to follow all that stuff :) take care

Anonymous said...

Keshi: I did write a post about britney's nudity few months back. Regarding celebrities its always a win win game. They have to be in the top 5/ 10 and make themselves popular with erratic stories, photos and its all hype. But when they asked in interviews, they talk like naive. Well, most of the popular ones do anything to become top notch in the field. Sleep with all and get the best of all. This is in India with all movie people.

sophie said...

There is something so deeply
lost and sad about her fame
- she was a child star for
Disney along with Ryan
Gossling - and look how he managed
his talent so beautifully and
with respect - but she became
lost -
I am fascinated by Hollywood
actually to see the rare
couple who manage their
relationship and carreer
thoughtfully -
for intance Paul Newman and
Joanne - they are wonderful
and have no gossip surrounding
them the whole span of their
carreer -and Paul has been
such an inspiration with his
camps for children and his
philanthropic heart.

Fun post:)

-Princess Shin- said...

Hehe.. where did this come from? How come suddenly start criticizing Hollywood stars?

I agree on some though.. Esp those that reveal their private parts to the world. Do they not have any modesty? Wat a shame.

Interesting read though.. =)

Anonymous said...

why would anyone take nude pregger pics of oneself and put them up for the world to see.. urgghh, tht was like the creepiest pic of all times.. i think she has completely lost her mind!!
n michael jackson, i still am a huge fan of his music but the person is dementia incarnate.. its sad when talented people as such start to lose their minds!!

uttara said...

zzzzzzzzzzzz

not interested in their personal life...

all is CRAP!!!

hugggggggz
tc
my christmas gifttttt??

btw strawy is coming doen to India u too join na... we will have soo much fun man
missssssssssssss uuuuuuuuu
muaaaaaaaaaah

jac said...

What about Angelina joulie and... ??

You rock Keshi !!!!

Anonymous said...

The thing about most clebrities anymore, especially young ones, is it's all about the clebrity and the attention, never about having done anything decent.

Look at Lohan. She has talent. She can act. But, she prefers to just be "known" and get attention and be a celebrity. It's takes so much less effort to just be a celebrity.

They are all just so sad. I think their lives are so empty. I actually feel sorry for them.

And look at their pathetic parents. Paris learned to do things she has done form watching her mother, who is a total whore. Jessica Simpson's father went from being a preacher to a pimp. And on and on.

It's all just so sad.

Anonymous said...

britney- she's too naive, thats why ;p that federline is a bastard i think.

tomkat- loser couple!

bradgelina- whatever. ;p

Jessica&nick- she's stupid for letting him go i think ;p

Paris hilton- y would people hate her?she's just being herself and i think there's nothing wrong..

hey..hanks for visiting my blog, hope to c u there agen hee..

iamnasra said...

Gosh I did not know all this about Brieyny ..well Im not so much into reading about famouse people

starry nights said...

Keshi I have to agree with you on all that you have wriiten, not surprised with Brittany,I dont think her mother taught her anything.I seriously think she did it for the publicity. Really cheap is all I have to say and all the other celebs you mentioned.I am glad I have some brains and not all that money. nice write up.

Anonymous said...

hmmm..dont keep up much with news(except cnn) and rarely watch tv,
so...most of this is news. kesh..nothing fazes you..i should learn that.
and im glad you put mj's pic at the bottom..if i had seen that first..i would have had to go puke.
was that for a halloween special, you think?

Anonymous said...

yaa gal u said it all.
me in hibernation for another couple of weeks :) but will visit ur blog when I can

saby said...

http://imnutsincapsluv.blogspot.com/2006/12/hunny-u-will-love-goa-httpmembers.html

Keshi said...

Yash ur soo right girl!

**that's worse than a pimp!

ROFL! hahahahahahaha!

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Bev hahaha Im glad u liked it :)


**I want you to chill and take your blood pressure.

LOL na this was my shot...after wrting this I felt like I had 20 cocktails! Im ok mate haha!


**If you say you think somebody is stupid, crazy or whatever, you can't be sued. If you say the person is stupid you can be sued.


LOL then I'd sue them again for being that stupid.


**"Brain Dead Celeb of the Week

Heyyy I just luuuurve that idea girl haha good one! VCant wait to read em :):)

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hehehe KK ty!

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Parag heyy!

**If you do not trust your spouse.. when why get married

That's exactly my point :)


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Margie HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ babez hows u today?


**There are some celeberties that I just love (like Tom Hanks)


OMG I like Tom Hanks too! He's a gem among the dirty pebbles. There r many other good celebrities too. Just that some seem to have lost their marbles.

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Azuka spot on!

**They're all about sex, booze, partying and drugs.

yeah...and they think thats the ladder to success..in fact that the ladder to hell.

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Thumbelina heyy!

yeah even I was thinking abt her kids when I saw her pics..I mean she's a mum now....and a brandnew one too. So WTH is she doing partying pantyless in town.

Maybe the Police should charge ppl for the shameless offense of being pantyless in public LOL!

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hey Ish HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


So u watch em on TV...sometimes I wacth ET...and I just happen to read the papers everyday and there's a celebrity gos column...:so I get to read all the hot gos there. U cant help reading it can u :)

OMG Whitney lost it for good! Have u seen how she looks now? She looks like a nightmare on Elms Street. LOL I dun wanna make fun of her but she was such a bright star with some great songs back then...and then she got into drugs, lost all her teeth (yes!) and now she looks like HELL on legs and divorced Bobby too. Last week I read she sold her mansion. Look what happens when u forget yourself cos of fame. I hope she recovers and lives a normal life b4 she dies.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Southy heyy!


* the other one is a shit by himself.

LOL hahaha! That Fedex guy is unbelievable! I dunno why he's not being arrested for being the CRAPPIEST person breathing on this planet.


**Katie open ur eyes, there r much better choices available out there.

At first I thought it must be Love Love Love lol! But then I got sick of em...cos they were all over the news and it made me wanna scream.


**Nicole/Keith :- Wise decision.

mebbe...



**Anna Nicole Smith :- Ahem ahem...

LOL! I think her ex is 400yrs old.



**Brangelina :- I dont believe u put them amongst these...

na I had to say they were a GOOD couple. I did say that :)



**Jessica/Nick :- Never followed much abt them.

good for u lol!



**McCartney couple :- Smart lady i must say...

smart? no...just shrewd and greedy.



**Pam/Kid :- Wrong choice...

When did Pam ever make the right choice?



**Michael Jackson :- Did he ever do anything right except moon-walking and break dance....

LOL aww...but I do like MJ..I do like his music and his moves. But after he screwed himself black n blue with that new look, it scared me. I see him as some monster from an eerie movie. But he's still MJ na.

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Amy cutie heyyy HUGGGGGGGGZ!

**I last heard tat she and paris are buddies now

lol thats when she flashed her honey pot!


I have great respect for Moby. He's a talented and sensible musician. And Im not surprised he trashed TomKat's gloomy wedding lol!

To be honest I dun hate Paris. I do think she's really like that and she's not pretending. But I think she's notorious cos of her momma. Apparently she's a wreck too. I dunno much abt Nicole Hilton. Seen her...and I think they both r pretty.

yeah not all stars r like this. There r def some good ones too.


** like bite me ...yum...(with that sex hungry look)

na she puts me off n makes me wanna quit burgers for good. The reason is she's too skinny to be promoting that burger anyways LOL!


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Ekta yeah these stars make me wonder what their parents were doing in their growing-up years. Seriosuly!

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AB heyy :)

**. And yet, they still get a ton of press.

thats why they do all this...its all abt the dollars.


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Samy I aint heated up man LOL u chillax :):)

**I dun think anyone shud say what another should do / not do ... y bother? different ppl have different values / opinions ...

I so know that Samy duhhh! And Im not saying they should do this/that - as if they'll ever listen to me haha. Im just giving my opinion :) Dun u give ur opinion on something u feel like. It's like that :)


**for all u know those celebs wud be thinking "these buggers r crazy not to spend the money they have on themselves" ... so lets not be judgemental :

ooooooo Im so sorry to put u off but Im being very much judgemental here Samy. Cant help it. Im human and my DNA is programmed to re-act to such ppl :)

After all, celebrities entertain us. It's their job and we r their paying customers. We have every right to comment on what they do and how they do it...especially when they make it to the news this way. Apart from Narayanamurthy etc, these celebs r also a BIG part of our world Samy. We cant close our eyes to that and ignore em. We cant be blind to the what's happening ard us. Positive/Negative, they still r a part of this Earth and they do get into our heads through the news. So lets react to that than run away. What say :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Light-House heyy!

**"The advantage of being in America is that U can go to overseas places like Canada."

LOL Omg I was so lost in that quote. WTH does that mean?

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Sugar heyy Im glad thi spost made u laugh :):)

** happened to see their wedding photos looked like some one forced her to her wedding on gun point she looked so deranged

LOL yeah!!


**...btw her implants could save her from injury she doesn't need air bags in her vehicle

maybe the latest brand of air-bags should be names 'Pamsters'.

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TT I didnt get that. U mean Art?

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Ramya lol who proved that? Fedex?


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no worries matey Murane!

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hehe ty Contented! :)

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Vikas heyy tnxx!


**Hmmmm keshi you track every one well like PAPARAAZIIIIIII

I work for the Celebrity-bashing newspapers Inc. LOL!


Pics of Brit? haha now ur being naughty Vikas? :) It's all over the net mate. Just google 'Britney no underwear'...LOL!

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Raghav ur right...they r quite intelligently dumb...or is it unintelligently smart? :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

WC Pegasus!

**Talkin about celebrities abroad, why dont u just look at ASH in India , our very own Barbie Doll.. talkin about indians not knowing english on Oprah!!!!!

I saw Ash on 60mins and I think she did ok. But who came on Oprah not knowing English?

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Alex heyy!

**For me, actors are meant to act. Anything else is their business.


ur right...thats exactly my point too. Why do we have to witness their private crap. Why do they make it our business too? If they make it to the news for all the wrong reasons, then we as their paying customers have every right to react :)


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Kalpana ur right, ty!


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awwwww Desperado ty HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ! :)


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G'day Top_Cat!


**I think she's suffering from repressed childhood syndrome.

I think u raised a very imp and valid point there. Thats so true and thats what most celebrities r suffering from. A lost/stolen childhood. MJ and Brtiney r great examples of that.


**Don't know what happened with Pam but maybe he was tired of getting poked in the eyes with those basketballs!

ROFL!


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Sunil heyy WB! Good that ur exams r over :)



Keshi.

saby said...

angelina and Brad were in India recently



i love these guys
particularly Angelina

she travelled by local train and rickshaw

she had her adopted kids with her
i wish she wud adopt me

saby said...

Mystic Rose
u r mean
u r cruel

MJ is to be pitied
not puked upon

I hate u

Keshi said...

hey Sanjay!

**Lot of time and effort has gone in to this post. :)

not really...took me 15mins to write it (cos I knew the gos b4). Took another 5mins for pics and music. Bang! It's published already.


**BTW if ppl want to make tapes of their lovemaking, that is their choiceand they have the freedom to do so. As is your decision to opine about it. :)

oh ok Sanjay :) I know what u mean...it's none of my business. But who asked em to come into my newspaper? As actors it's their job to entertain us and we r their paying customers. So we have every right to comment on where our dollar goes mate. If I make a sex tape of me and my BF, then it's our private deal. We wont go make it public do we, and if we do make it public, then we better be ready to see the public's reaction. It's human nature to react isnt it?


**As for prenups, they help when divorce rates are about 50%, and things get messy. There are hard feelings and people can get mean and petty. Prenups help in that regard and have a place. for those who choose to enter in to them. Again a keyword here is "choice".

I know that too Sanjay :) But my point is that doesn't represent their so-called undying love for each other. And so the church, wedding, the vows and all that jazz dun mean a thing then. What Im trying to say is Prenup and Vows dun go together. Perhaps one should just stick to one of em!

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Ammu heyyy!

** interior clothing (or any clothes) should never be invented!

hmm maybe where she lives they dun sell undies. I can send her some all the way from Aus. Bonds will look good on her :)


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Saby heyy!

**she getting notty Janice

LOL! shhh dun tell Jan awww...


Dumbass I know that celebrities r crazy for publicity and attention. So does that have to shut me up? :)


aww I know...SRK's marriage is the BEST. thats why I like him and have more respect for him. Cos he's a real man who truly loves his woman and kids. It's so hard to stay faithful in an industry like that. But SRK proved u can stay real even when u work in a candy-floss world like that. YEYYYYYYYYYY to him!

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Neers heyy!

**let thm live

yeah and they should let us live LOL!


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Preetha true :) But not all of em...there r some good human beings among them too. Like Tom Hanks and SRK.

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hehe Asha ty!

**by now just for 2yrs of marriage, all that hard earned money since she was a kid!!

True...what a shame losing all that money to a trashy skank!



Keshi.

Cazzie!!! said...

Plastic fantastic people hey...I feel sorry for them. They think they look good and yet they do not. They need help, to see true beuty is within..if they choose to search and find it.

Keshi said...

HE heyy!

**The psychology of Celebrtiney bashing is universal and encoded in our DNA

Spot on! I hope ppl read ur comment. And I dunno why some ppl say it's not my business to comment on celebrities. IT IS VERY MUCH MY BUSINESS!


**we are torn between being fascinated with them living these fairy tale lives of extravegance and cutting them down to size.

I agree. It's human nature to be judgmental. If not celebrities, there's always something else one would be judgemental abt.


**Celebritney: I did her..I mean I wrote about her so you know what I think

LOL hahaha u did do her well in that post!


**TomKat:He seriously needs a new E-Meter reading..this marriage is doomed..she's too normal and she will escape one day.

I think so too :)


**Nikeith:He won't be able to compete with her so I hope that they really are in love...rough start.

aha...


**Anna:she is a caricature of the dumb blonde..she should get something from the will just for boinking a 130 year old codger!

LOL hahaha I couldnt stop laughing when I read that 130yr old codger!!!


**Brangelina:They get an A for managing their image so well..I have high hopes for those two.

me too...I think they r the BEST couple so far.


**Jessicanick:HA! He was the star when they got married and she has the IQ of an ashtray..talk about Karma.

LOL @ashtray!


**Paris: She is the epitome of modern celebrity..she is famous for being infamous..

yeah and I really dun think she's acting it all...I think she's a badly brought-up spoilt-rotten doll :)


**Heather Mills: People in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks at Rock Stars

well-said mate!


**Pam:Talk about Canadian Content! Her Rockies are world famous and now apparently art is imitating life as Borat is busy climbing them

LOL hahahaha OMG ur sooooooooo funny mate!! I read that too...thats Rocko was upset abt her appearance in Borat LOL!

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Shionge thats right...but I read all of this news on newspapers :)


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ty Krys!


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Adi hey ty!

**but dont let urself be affected by this crap.

huh why do ppl think Im affected by em LOL!


**they are celebrities and they have to be in news. that doesnt means we've to follow all that stuff

yeah but being in the news for all WRONG reasons gives us the right to comment in em. And that doesnt mean we r following all that stuff. :)

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Priya ur absolutely right girl.

Does this happen in Bollywood too? Even if it does, I dun think it has come to Britney levels yet :)

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Sophie ur right...it's sad when this happens to a bright young person. I think Britney didnt have a healthy and natural childhood cos of all the fame. Now she's a lost woman.


**Paul and Joanne

Spot on! There r indeed some great celebrties too who set an example to all of us.


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hey Princess hows it going?

This is constructive criticism :)

ty sweetie!

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heyy Purnima!

Girl Britney's preggi pics r nuttin if u witnessed her latest pantyless rendezvous. btw I wonder who took those pics!


**the person is dementia incarnate

LOL yeah...what really went wrong with MJ? I think I'll die never knowing that. The guy cant even sing now...he was booed at some concert recently cos he forgot the words to the song. MJ I hope u BEAT IT! ;-)

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Uttsy heyy!

**not interested in their personal life...

Im not interested in it either Uttsy...but it's in the news and I cant avoid it. Im their paying customer so I have every right to react to how they make it into the news :)

Thats great st000nie is gonna be in Mumbai with all of u. How nice. But I wonder what happened to some of my so-called friends all of a sudden. They disappeared even w.o. an email and it's kinda shocking. (I dun mean u Uttsy okk...I mean some of my old friends who said they'd be forever friends). I was always there for them but some of em dun even know if I exist anymore. Not complaining...just realising facts abt so-called friends. My point is if they r on the net emailing and chatting to others, they surely can send me a msg ...just a HI atleast. Im sure they cant even rem me.

have fun sweetie HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jac I did write abt Brangelina (Brad and Angelina)...check it out :)

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Jay rightly stated...it's an empty life that calls for attention using all the wrong ways.


**And look at their pathetic parents. Paris learned to do things she has done form watching her mother, who is a total whore.

LOL really? Yeah k parents play a big part in the development years of a child.


**Jessica Simpson's father went from being a preacher to a pimp.

ur kidding me! Seriously?

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Anoymous WC! I dunno who u r tho :)


**Paris hilton- y would people hate her?she's just being herself and i think there's nothing wrong..

mebbe...but there's def something wrong with that girl...I mean so many driving offenses and cat-fights...u think there's nothing wrong there? :)

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IamNasra WC n tnxxx!

:)

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Starry heyy HUGGGGGGGGZ! Hope ur feeling better now.

I wonder if Britney's mum even knows what we talking abt LOL! I'd like to have tea with her and see what she has to say abt her daughter and how she brough her up.


** am glad I have some brains and not all that money.

Spot on Starry! We may not be so rish or glamorous, but we have a stable life and a whole lot of soul.

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G'day Rose!

**..i would have had to go puke.
was that for a halloween special, you think?

LOL yeah...doesnt he realise this when he looks at himself in the mirror?

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LaVida Huggggggggggz missed u! Come bakk soon n tnxxxxx!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Saby Angelina will sue India if she ever adopts u LOL!

**MJ is to be pitied
not puked upon

na he needs a good kick in his butt...to wake him up. We didnt ask for a Horror House special from MJ...we only want his music. Not he cant even do that. He needs to start SEEING than just looking.

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Caz thats so true...true beauty comes from within.



Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Nice topic keshi.... I guess one word can sum it all up - "Money" .. It can make people do weird and ridiculous stuff.

The loose their originality and well become weirdo's!

Howz everything else going :)

take care,
Icy

lee said...

What was britneyy thinking -oops-that's right -she wasn't.

I often wonder with all the celebrity gossip as to what percentage of it in any way resembles the truth? I wouldn't want to be famous for the world -nothing could be worse than the loss of privacy.

SaffronSaris said...

Ahh? Britney has some pics up? Where? Where? Ah, whatever, moi is not really interested.
But Bragelina is .....
I mean, I know when love comes, it comes, but heavens sake! The guy is a married man. Either Jolie is too desperate to complete the UN family or that Brad has no shame.
Nuff said.
That's why they are ENTERTAINERS. They're supposed to ENTERTAIN us MERE BORING MORTALS. That's why we pay gallons of money watching thier movies, buying their endorsed merchandise to entertain ourselves.
;)

Aidan said...

Some of this couples you wonder if they want a hubby or a hobby... It is such a shame to see possibly the only redeeming feature of humanity (love) becoming so comercialised.

Brad and Ange are an adorable couple although i would argue that just adopting a single child is not of huge benefit to anyone. That money could have been better spent in developing the entire town. Benefiting more thanone individual.

As for me i am madly in love, and have just married my amazing fiance. A life time comitment to each other , hand in hand traveling the world. AHHH mushy stuff:)

Anonymous said...

Well well well.... now i have 2 faces to match 2 names - Keshi and Amy. Went thru your previous posts and o-la-la, surprised that you have put up sooo many pics. I was always under the impression that you wud never reveal the real you :) Well, you got me all wrong.

Smart, confident and no one can take you for a ride, that's for sure. (I can read faces a little bit) You have authority and power over your life and you can look after yourself no matter how life gets.

Enuf of my blabbering.. :)
tata for now!

Anonymous said...

Harlow Keshi, itz me again! HeHe..

**Maybe the Police should charge ppl for the shameless offense of being pantyless in public LOL!

Hmm... Good one! HaHa.. Maybe we can out it up somewhere in the forum so tat the police can read up too... HaHa...

Anonymous said...

Why do MTV or Channel V reality show couples always get divorced? Have a look at how many of the couple ended after doing the reality show thing. look at:

Jessica & Nick : Newlyweds
Carmen & Dave Navarro: Til Death Do Us Part
Britney & K-Fed: Choatic
Shanna Moakler & Travis Barker: Meet the Barkers

saby said...

Written and composed by michael jackson.
Produced by michael jackson.


Theres a place in
Your heart
And I know that it is love
And this place could
Be much
Brighter than tomorrow
And if you really try
Youll find theres no need
To cry
In this place youll feel
Theres no hurt or sorrow

There are ways
To get there
If you care enough
For the living
Make a little space
Make a better place...

Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me
And the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough
For the living
Make a better place
For you and for me

If you want to know why
Theres a love that
Cannot lie
Love is strong
It only cares for
Joyful giving
If we try
We shall see
In this bliss
We cannot feel
Fear or dread
We stop existing and
Start living

Then it feels that always
Loves enough for
Us growing
So make a better world
Make a better world...

Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me
And the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough
For the living
Make a better place
For you and for me

And the dream we were
Conceived in
Will reveal a joyful face
And the world we
Once believed in
Will shine again in grace
Then why do we keep
Strangling life
Wound this earth
Crucify its soul
Though its plain to see
This world is heavenly
Be gods glow

We could fly so high
Let our spirits never die
In my heart
I feel you are all
My brothers
Create a world with
No fear
Together we cry
Happy tears
See the nations turn
Their swords
Into plowshares

We could really get there
If you cared enough
For the living
Make a little space
To make a better place...

Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me
And the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough
For the living
Make a better place
For you and for me

Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me
And the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough
For the living
Make a better place
For you and for me

Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me
And the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough
For the living
Make a better place
For you and for me

There are people dying
If you care enough
For the living
Make a better place
For you and for me

There are people dying
If you care enough
For the living
Make a better place
For you and for me

You and for me
You and for me
You and for me
You and for me
You and for me
You and for me
You and for me
You and for me
You and for me
You and for me
You and for me

saby said...

No matter wat they say
no matter wat they tell u


i will always love MJ
i hate KESHI and ....the girl dat puked

saby said...

homo escapeons said...
The psychology of Celebrtiney bashing is universal and encoded in our DNA. We humans love to discuss and diss the members of the lucky sperm club because it helps to make us feel better about our ordinary lives.


i am with u HOMO

saby said...

the Mahatma too was bashed
for his experiments with truth

sleeping nude with 2 girls on either side

to test his celibacy

Morarji desai for auto urine theraphy

Saby for xtra marital

The Phoenix said...

Most people that are celebrities are narcissitic anyway, so it's no surprise they act the way they do. They really believe the world revolves around them.

saby said...

Talkin about celebrities abroad, why dont u just look at ASH in India , our very own Barbie Doll.. talkin about indians not knowing english on Oprah!!!!!


PEGASUS dont knock Ash
she is a doll

when asked about the diff btw india and the West

she said
i dont need to have an appointment to visit my folks (mom and dad)
she said

Anonymous said...

I guess by now all of you would have seen Britney Spears' heavily public (I'm glad I spelt that word right jeeez!) private parts that's all over the net

For a second I was seriously worried you might not get the spelling correct...
That "jumping on the couch" scene was hilarious. If being in love makes you make a fool of yourself in front of TV audience, I am better off alone ;)

Dawn....सेहर said...

Keshi dear....I love you so much...:D
As I loved every bit of it from this post as I also think the same about these celebrities...!
Very true and well said...
applauses to you dear ...
Cheers

alex said...

I guess, they do stuff to come in the lime light and the media sniffs around waiting to report their flaws, which the readers enjoy reading.

As long as people like reading such stuff, media will always report them and these actors will try to behave just the same.

Ash said...

Interesting post Keshi!

Aishwarya Rai is another dumb celebrity....totally dislike her!

saby said...

Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?

"Or how can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me take out the speck that is in your eye,' when you yourself do not see the log that is in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take out the speck that is in your brother's eye.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=49&chapter=6&version=49

Anonymous said...

britney has screwed up her image!!

the more money they have, the less their brains function i guess!!

;-))

southpaw said...

Yeah thats what i meant to say abt MJ, except music and dance, he has never done anything right...out of all his numbers i love the earth song the most....

southpaw said...

And dont be so harsh on Pam, she is not all that bad...wink:D

SamY said...

** as if they'll ever listen to me haha

maybe they wud hav ... if keshi was there mama :p

** Dun u give ur opinion on something u feel like.

I used to ... but now-a-days I don't unless asked for :)

** ooooooo Im so sorry to put u off but Im being very much judgemental here Samy.

naaaah u didn't put me off

** We have every right to comment on what they do and how they do it.

of course keshi ... but when it comes to these entertainers I only see them as artists and not beyond that ... I don't care a lot about what they do in their personal lives ... unless I consider those heinous / despicable ... I know some artists who r very good @ their profession but r sick when it comes to their personal life ... I'v come to accept it n just appreciate their talent :)

** So lets react to that than run away. What say :)

its just that I felt spending time thinking bout em it futile :D ... but yes @ least we can learn how NOT to be from em ;)

Blessed said...

Hello Keshi, my dear.
First off, I have to say I feel I was detecting a little anger from you in this post. This post seemed like a different Keshi.

You know I have to say, that the stars definitely get my attention. I read about them on the internet in gossip magazines. It is tho I am takin' away from my worries when I read about them becuz there lives seem almost made up and not of this world or atleast of the world I am in day in and day out.
Sometimes I just think that they are pathetic, sometimes I think they are entertaining, sometimes I am disappointed, sometimes I get angry, sometimes I just laugh. Sometimes I wonder just why they get to be famous? Why they seem to waste their millions like they do? And why some get attention?
You know ole Britney....I guess, I am crazy cuz I did post links on one of my blog entries of her not wearing panties.....as I mentioned it was like looking at a train wreck, you don't want to look but you do!!! I feel sorry for her really. She seems so lost. So many of these famous people seem so lost. I guess I am lucky that I am not famous. I bet it is so easy to be swayed by all the hype, money, attention, etc. It's got to be a pretty crazy, scary world in which they live. I keep thinking how I do have a trust issues....I can only imagine how much more paranoid and crazy I would be if I was in the lime light. How hard it must be to keep your feet on the ground.
Now, I also think about the influence and the power that these stars have on all of us especially younger people, kids. I am an adult and I'm not easily swayed but kids today, I feel sorry for them becuz they are lookin' up to Paris, Britney, Pamela, and alot of times they are very poor role models. And that's what stars are may they, like it or not.
And here I am again....rambling!
BLESSINGS!!!!!

Johnny B. Good said...

south

KESHI is just jealous of PAM
she gott small ones

Johnny B. Good said...

the more money they have, the less their brains function i guess!!

i am willing to trade all my brains and even Marry Britney for just a fraction of the money she has


i miss the good life these guys have

Anonymous said...

I read about a Bimbette Summit held somewhere recently. The chiefguests were Britney, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.. 3 stooges.

Johnny B. Good said...

Sometimes I just think that they are pathetic, sometimes I think they are entertaining, sometimes I am disappointed, sometimes I get angry, sometimes I just laugh. Sometimes I wonder just why they get to be famous? Why they seem to waste their millions like they do? And why some get attention?


i no all the answers
but i wont tell

BLESSED are the merciful
for they will be shown mercy

we are all sinners
the only diff is we dont hit the headlines

we get off easy
Alistair the guy who mowed down the footpath dwellers is feeling the heat at Carter Road Mumbai

his driving licence is forged
so is mine

hehehe
i get away easily

Keshi said...

Icy WB I missed ya! Where were u all these days?

**The loose their originality and well become weirdo's!

Spot on! MONEY does it to them.


**You have authority and power over your life and you can look after yourself no matter how life gets.

aww ty! And I guess all my blogger mates r like that..arent u too Icy? :) HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Lee heyy!

**What was britneyy thinking -oops-that's right -she wasn't.

LOL!


yeah loss of privacy can be scary!

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Saffy heyy!

**What was britneyy thinking -oops-that's right -she wasn't.

I didnt like how Angelina got close to brad VERY SOON after Brad broke up with Jen. It was too quick.

yeah they r all entertainers -for them 'acting' fits the bill, even in real life.

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heyyy Aidan WC! :)

**Some of this couples you wonder if they want a hubby or a hobby

LOL ur right!

And I agree with wut u said abt Brangelina. They can do alot of greater things with that money.

Im so happy for u and ur wife. Way to go mate! Mushy n all NICE :):)

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haha yep Thumbelina! :):)


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Drama_Diva heyy thats good observation!


**Carmen & Dave Navarro: Til Death Do Us Part

They should have titled it 'Til DIVORCE Do Us Part'.

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Saby I love MJ more than u do...but we have to be honest abt wut we think of his drastic change, dun we?

U sound like a crazy teenager running after his idol MJ. duhhh!


And I agree..I dun think Ash is so bad.

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The_Phoenix heyy!

**They really believe the world revolves around them.

dun they now!

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Fleiger heyy long time! :)

Public...LOL i have a nother joke related to that word...I'll tell u some time later :)


**If being in love makes you make a fool of yourself in front of TV audience, I am better off alone

:) very true!

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Dawny ty HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ! Ur so sweet babez.


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Alex heyy!

**As long as people like reading such stuff, media will always report them and these actors will try to behave just the same.

I dun think that even if we stopped reading all that, that some of these celebrities would start growing brains :)

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Ash heyy!

**Aishwarya Rai is another dumb celebrity....totally dislike her!

I dunno much abt Ash tho...from wut I have seen of her, I thought she's a sensible girl with some morals and family values. Am I wrong?



Keshi.

musings (m000nie) said...

they r one insecure lot!!... id rather thank god that im just an ordinary being

Keshi said...

Ur spot on Deepz!


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Southy heyy!

**out of all his numbers i love the earth song the most....

yeah thats a nice one. And I also like one of his oldest songs 'One day in ur life'...d u know that one?

Pam is not that bad alright :)And she dun need air bags. LOL!

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Samy heyyy :)

**I'v come to accept it n just appreciate their talent

well I sure do too. There r many talented and sensible celebrities out there for sure. But they do need to be respected and kept away from some other celebrities like this. Credit should be given where it deserves, I agree. Likewise if we do something totally stupid, we cant expect the world to give credit to us.


**its just that I felt spending time thinking bout em it futile

yeah but I dun think abt em 24/7 LOL! Samy stop sounding so bored :):)

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Blessed ur so right...today's younger generation look up to Pamela, Britney and Paris...that could be LETHAL! :)

**.....as I mentioned it was like looking at a train wreck, you don't want to look but you do!!!

LOL haha thats sooo funny! I felt the same!! When I got those pics thru an email I didnt know what was in it, so I opened em...I was soo shocked that I deleted em straight away. But then after a while, I recovered em from Deleted Items - dun ask me why LOL!

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Jim heyy!

**KESHI is just jealous of PAM
she gott small ones

hahahahahahahahaha! ok I better stop.


Jim ur one step ahead of Britney...ur in just undies and she's wearing none. Im sure u 2 wud hit it on well.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Johno heyy!

**I read about a Bimbette Summit held somewhere recently. The chiefguests were Britney, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.. 3 stooges.

LOL seriously? What sort of summit was it? Something to do with drugs, sex and cat-fights?

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m000nie HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ! Ur one of my few friends that somehow dun forget to pop in here every now n then to say Hello. That means alot to me m000nie. ty!

yes we should be thankful to God for not ending up being soooo chaotic.


Keshi.

Johnny B. Good said...

Pssst guys

if u want to see boobs (cleavage)
go to google

type keshigirl
and hit I AM FEELING LUCKY
(dont get me rong LUCKY is not a chick)

keshi is a celebrity too like OPRAH

Johnny B. Good said...

Moonie is not too beeg
she will have to do wat Britney did



if she wants to be a celebrity like Keshi

Keshi said...

It aint funny at all Jim duhhhhhh!

Keshi.

Johnny B. Good said...

u guys want to no a secret?
i am at work

and enjoying it
we have a girl here in dis hotel named Lovina


when i walk in
i say Hi Love

and bye Love
when i go

hehehehe

Johnny B. Good said...

i once looked at Megha and said Hi love




dat explains my black eye

SaffronSaris said...

hey u know, poppy-doll pearl. I'd bet of we calculate backwards, the Bragelina baby was probably conceived before Brad and Jennifer had completed their divorce proceedings. Which would make Jolie such a xxxx.
I'm behind Jennifer.:) And I really liked her Heinekein ad :D

Anonymous said...

you have over 100 comments!!!! wow!! how have you been keshi girl?

well, falling in love and getting into a relationship has nothing to do with brains.... jab gadhi par dil aaye to hur kya cheez hai (when falls for a donkey then does not even pay attention to the fairy around) :) huh.....

i often wonder if these celebrity couples love each other or is everything for the public/ news making.

Jim said...

SHIT
the counter gott stuck at 100

Anonymous said...

I dont know Keshi what that quote means; like U me too is lost.

Jim said...

Celebrities and Saby are not normal ppl




morality of common folks dont apply to these guys

like wise for Keshi
her pub(l)ic behaviour is not suitable for most indian origin ppl

Arz000n said...

WHOA!!
that first snap just knocked me outta bed early morning today.
I neva thought Britney was kinda hot too...yumm yumm :))

I'm so outta touch with hollywood these days...I dont watch TV :(

But I heard about she getting divorced and then even saw her snaps from her party with Paris...

Hmmmm.....

Arz000n said...

[i]Anna Nicole Smith. Just her name will do.[/i]
Mmmmmm........
Ive one snap of hers put up on ma blog long time back.....and when I got to know her history from "101 most shocking moment in Hollywood" I was like WOWW!!!

People can fall down to any limits for money :)

The Grunt said...

Nice breakdown of all these wacko celebs, Keshi. I would have to say that I was disappointed with Mel Gibson and his recent behavior. I grew up idolizing that guy and the roles/movies he was in. Now, I just see him as an idiot. I'm still going to see Apocalypto. I am such a hypocrite *hangs head in shame*.

Anonymous said...

britney and class go together like oil and water.

PrAcHi said...

Everyone is just mad for the publicity. Anyways they don’t have any personal life as such, whatever is there it is for public!

There is one ‘Item Girl’ (who dances for the item=cheap dances for the films) Rakhi Sawant in India. She is not even a celebrity as such. Just one chepo dancer. Some months back an album singer Mika kissed her in his b’day party. And the way she used that opportunity for the publicity.. oh my god.. all media people were behind her, and she just made the fullest (or I shud say foolest) use of that incidence for the publicity. She gave so many interviews, n the way she was talking in front of camera n all was just so much of nonsense. I mean, she didn’t even understand that everyone is just making fun of her n was thinking that she has become popular.
This was just an example of how people are crazy for the publicity. They know that they are popular, they look good, but there is no scarcity of such kind of people. So just to be in the limelight, they do all stupid show off keeping their dignity aside.

anup.777 said...

well put (down?) ... :)

especially about Pam ... *grins*

i never much cared for em celebs ... but u just can't ignore em either now, can ya? ...

all this just goes to show that they are just as loony and messed up as just about anyone else ...

Anonymous said...

@Britany.. dont know what she was thinking when she decided to get married to K-Fed.

@Nick & Jessica: she was too dumb for him anyways

@Brad and Angelina: Hmm.. wait and watch, so far so good.

@Pamela Anderson and Kidd Rock: Who were they Kidding when they got married?? Seriously.

NIce post Keshi..

Anonymous said...

Keshi, I get your point too. You surely can tell the newspaper you don't like their coverage, not buy them or change your subscription.
To react is natural and maybe we can do something about it too.

But my point is that doesn't represent their so-called undying love for each other.

I think there is an issue of being practical here too. If you have someone who wants to go thru this minus a prenup agreement then hey great for you or the ppl involved.
I don't think that prenups and vows are mutually exclusive, if you think so thats fine.
I guess we agree to disagree. :)
Later buddy!

Anonymous said...

Waiting for the joke.
I normally don't follow celebrity gossip, but sometimes the news just pokes you in the eye and you have to take notice ;)

gautami tripathy said...

I think you raised a valid point. I feel so pissed off by reading about their behaviour. Disgusting!

Michelle said...

another example-kate moss and pete doherty...now tht shes done snorting coke,she was seen drinking away to glory...i knw pretty normal...but shes pregnant...won't b surprised if her kid is a diff species altogether...and wit pete doherty arnd...who knows? :-)

saby said...

HAPPY BDAY Karen
2 am IST

awaiting said...

You hit the nail on the head for them all! Poor Britney, I think it was always in her nature to be trashy but in her prime, her managers and publicists kept her straight...now that she has fallen off the pedestal she doesn't have anyone to help her out...so she is being the real true trashy Britney!

Anonymous said...

I like your music.!

Anonymous said...

Yeah! I agree with all you've written :D

Have a nice day!

Kavi said...

I dont know anything about Kevin or the other people. Just know that one needs to be grounded no matter how high you go.

Or, you just lose gravity ! And all else. Including...

The Phosgene Kid said...

Front row seating in hell for celebs! I don't see the fascination with them myself

Anonymous said...

ohmygosh i can totally imagine the keyboard fuming after u wrote this post...
i think when we are fed news abt the celebrities its fun in mdoeration but when they over do it.. its annoying...
britney was heading for disaster that was evident from her shotgun wedding in vegas.. atleast justin timberlake post britney hasnt gone stupid
and tomkat.. the less said abt that annoying topic the better

Anonymous said...

WOW I dont believe it:) mine was the first comment????????????? hehehe...never thot would manage that now!:)

Meg said...

Its embarrassing when you think about where all these celebrities come from - or most of them anyway. Doesn't say much for us, does it?

Britney needs to learn how to be a mom - a decent mom !!!

Hope your well Keshi!!

Anonymous said...

Wonderful elaboration...all the spoiled ones at one place, nothing else can get THIS beautiful...
-blessed be

Jim said...

If I am not for myself, who is for me?

But if I am for my own self only, what am I,

and if not now, when?

More quotes from Rabbi Hillel
QuoteWorld

Jim said...

the Bragelina baby was probably conceived before Brad and Jennifer had completed their divorce proceedings. Which would make Jolie such a ....

u guys are way behind the times
Ashok (a pal) from an orthodox hindu family went to USA married a blonde

had 2 daughters
the elder one is getting married next month

after having a baby

Witzman said...

Theses celeb guys are really freaky.

Team of
www.terminbasis.de

Jim said...

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown

And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.

If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone

For the times they are a-changin'.

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again

And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.

For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall

For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.

It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand

Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command

Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand

For the times they are a-changin'.

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast

As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last





For the times they are a-changin'.

Anonymous said...

Wow!A fun post! Made for a great read!

Jim said...

i miss dat IDIOT Margie

Anonymous said...

LOl Keshi...you seem REALLY pissed off. Agree with most of what you said there but not all - Celebrities like Britney with this phase, Paris with her whole life are just looking for attention - the more we focus on it the more they succeed. I think being the limelight 24/7 would make you go kinda crazy but it doesn't excuse their behaviour. I never thought I'd say this but now K-Fed is looking a little more decent - who needs to release a sex tape when she did it herself!! LMAO :D Take care Keshi girl :)

KaraMia said...

Ugh, cant stand them, especially Tom Cruise. What an idiot. My friend thinks he's acting "cute", that he's "in love" I say it's just a stalker-ex waiting to happen...

Keshi said...

Johnny heyy!

**dat explains my black eye

And what abt the fat lips? LOL!

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Saffy hello :)

** Which would make Jolie such a xxxx.

At the time I thought so too. I felt really sorry for Jen cos she hasn't even broken up and Brad was already going ard with Angi. I guess Angi was an opportunistic vixen.

Im with Jen too. I like her.

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Suchi heyy Im well ty and urself? HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

**when falls for a donkey then does not even pay attention to the fairy around

lol yes thats right.

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Jim u can go to hell.


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LOL Tarun we r all lost with that quote from Britney :):)

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z000nie heyyy hows u? I hope ur keeping well.

Yeah Britney or any plain girl can be HOT if they pose like that :):)


**"101 most shocking moment in Hollywood" I was like WOWW!!!

LOL z000nie did u pass out watching Anna's memorable moments?

D u know she dated a 400yr old man?

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hey Grunt! I got all the bad apples in this post ha ;-)


** would have to say that I was disappointed with Mel Gibson and his recent behavior.

I agree. I was disappointed with him too. He was being a total idiot when he made those anti-semitic comments.

So ur going to see Apocalypto?:) Heyy it's ok. It's only a movie...we don't get the real Mel in there so go and enjoy. U like Mel as an actor so dun feel bad :)

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heyy Gugzz!

**britney and class go together like oil and water.

hehehe well-said.

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Prachi hows u sweetie?

**Anyways they don’t have any personal life as such, whatever is there it is for public!

Spot on! Thats what Im saying too. If it's their personal life and we shouldnt be nosy abt it, then why r they making it all so public.

LOL @Raki Sawant story. I will check her out.


** So just to be in the limelight, they do all stupid show off keeping their dignity aside.

yeah..thats just it. How stupid.


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Heyy Anup it's rather gunned down LOL!

There's a new brand of air-bags named Pamsters :)


**but u just can't ignore em either now, can ya? ...

thats so right. Cos they r on TV, papers, net etc etc. So basically they r in ur face all the time.

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Akshay heyy!

I thought the same abt Jessica LOL!


**@Brad and Angelina: Hmm.. wait and watch, so far so good.

u think they too will prove it's only candy-floss? I have my doubts too cos at the moment it's too good to be real for Tinsel Town.

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hey Sanjay I dun read of any this thru gossip mags...I only get the daily newspaper and they do have a celebrity column...and it's interesting to read abt ppl's lives. Thats all :)

Ok Sanjay lets just agree to disagree matey :):)


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yeah Fleiger.

ok the joke will come up soon in a post :):)

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LOL Gautami DISGUSTING is the word!


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Michi heyy!

Kate Moss...hmmm what can I say. She's just another blonde model that needs a cocaine to promote herself. Thats sad. If ppl have to go to that extent to crawl into news, then that girl needs serious help. It's not fashionable to snort up cocacine and acquire a drug-addict label!


**...but shes pregnant...won't b surprised if her kid is a diff species altogether.

LOL hahaha!
Tho Im laughing I do feel REALLY sorry for that baby. May God look after him/her!

And with Pete as the father, r we even surprised that it'll be 'Babyshambles' for sure.

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Awaiting heyy!

**so she is being the real true trashy Britney!

LOL u said it girl! That's so well-observed.

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Krys I dance to FAME all the time LOL! I like the song :)

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ty Masol! :)


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LOL ur spot on Kavi!


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hehe Phos :):) Even in Hell some of em will be making news LOL!

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Aditi hows u?

**atleast justin timberlake post britney hasnt gone stupid
and tomkat..

Thats so true. Atleast JT is doing well in both his career and personal life now.

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yeyyyyyyy Yash! :) yeah it's a difficult achievement ha LOL!

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Megz heyy HUGGGGGGGZ!

**Britney needs to learn how to be a mom - a decent mom !!!

Definitely. Thats why what she did was even more shocking. She's a MOTHER...she should think abt her kids b4 she went out of the house w.o. her undies for godssakes! Imagine those kids growing up and then someone tell em ur momma lost her knickers one fine day.

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hey Pavan ty :)

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Jim d u need the mental-help hotline number? I work there ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim

**u guys are way behind the times

how is that? times may change but morals don't have to!


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Witzman ty and WC :)


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Perspective_Inc :) ty!


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LOL Silvara I do get pissed off by some of em :):)


**but now K-Fed is looking a little more decent - who needs to release a sex tape when she did it herself

haha yeah..that Fedex guy is a total trash.

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Karamia heyy :)

**My friend thinks he's acting "cute", that he's "in love" I say it's just a stalker-ex waiting to happen...


LOL ur right. Ur smarter than ur friends :) I used to like Tom b4 but not anymore.



Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Yaaaaayyyy
i switched to the new blogger
it was painless

easier than having a baby



Duhhh
but it looks the same
can any one explain wat do i get for my efforts?

Anonymous said...

Morals change too Dummy
Morals is acceptable behaviour

who decides wat is acceptable behaviour /

- Answer: Keshi and Oprah

F@#@K u guys

Anonymous said...

Jim d u need the mental-help hotline number? I work there ;-)


i been there
i haVE NOW BEEN CURED


One flew over the cuckoos nest

Anonymous said...

u guys need to be admitted
there are more looneys outside than inside

Keshi said...

Jim

**Morals change too Dummy
Morals is acceptable behaviour

get a life. if u cant, then get a dictionary.

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

The Definition of Morality

The term “morality” can be used either

descriptively to refer to a code of conduct put forward by a society or,
some other group, such as a religion, or
accepted by an individual for her own behavior or

normatively to refer to a code of conduct that, given specified conditions, would be put forward by all rational persons.

How morality is defined plays a crucial, although often unacknowledged, role in formulating ethical theories.

To take “morality” to refer to an actually existing code of conduct is quite likely to lead to some form of relativism.

Among those who use “morality” normatively, different specifications of the conditions under which all rational persons would put forward a code of conduct result in different kinds of moral theories. To claim that “morality” in the normative sense does not have any referent, that is, to claim that there is no code of conduct that, under any plausible specified conditions, would be put forward by all rational persons, results in moral skepticism. Thus, although, not widely discussed, the definition of morality has great significance for moral theory.

Anonymous said...

We have had enuff of moral policing in Mumbai by the Shiv Sena and RSS


Valentines Day is rong
Holding hands in parks is rong
kissing in public is rong

Anonymous said...

it is morally rong not to wear Burkha

u r inviting rape
- Orthodox Muslims

Anonymous said...

IMAGINE

if there were no SHIV SENA
no RSS
no Keshi
no OPRAH



only Saby and Bob Dylan

Anonymous said...

and Jesus
Jesus is anti-religion

He just preached LOVE
He was born Jew

but HE revolted against the orthodoxy and rituals of the jews

He was also accused of breaking the sabbath

by doing work on saturday (curing the sick and depressed)

Anonymous said...

i sure hope i am right
i dont want to be struck down by lightning




.

Anonymous said...

WOO HOOO

i am still alive
i am right, i guess



thums nose at Keshi and dis whole IDIOTIC world of crusaders


LOOSA !

Keshi said...

Jim ok now u can put a sock in it? ty.


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

it was not considered morally right for a woman to ride a hoss other than side saddle


the catlik church burnt Joan of arc as a witch




the next POPE cannonized her as St Joan of arc

similiar ting happened to Galileo

Anonymous said...

admit it Keshi
u r rong


Oh Lord
how verrry rong


u too Margie

Anonymous said...

OK i am outta here
bye guys



i had funn
join me for a drink Homosapiens?

uttara said...

yaaru kagava kavala padade ni.. seriya??

not worth it hun..

mes will mail u weneva i get time.. else u r alway a phone call away..( unless u r bored of me n change ur no. w.o informing me ;) )
lolzzz
muaaah

Keshi said...

Jim no one's right/wrong. Everyone has an opinion that suits them. Only God knows who's right/wrong. Im surprised ur still going on abt this right/wrong debate!


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Uttsy I know ur a true friend. I just know that. ty n huggggggggz!

LOL what language was that btw?



Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

oh god thank you for all the people a billion times weirder than me.

Britney is an attention freak with some hairy...oh dont get me started, tom cruise is just i dunno stupid because he has lots of money and hes a cradle snatcher...did u read one of the scientology crap that i posted in me blog a few weeks back!

Nicole i wont want to say anything...i saw one of her movies...and to say the least...hahahah...i don't want to say anything.

Now Paris and MJ might have something in common. He wanted to be white so more ppl buy his album, and she wishes she was a nigga gal dancing in snoop dog videos. I bet her chihuahua wont sleep peaceful at nights.

All in all, these people gives us reasons to live another day proud and happy because we are in control and be able to diss them for the sake of it.

nice one keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Ghosty ty!

**All in all, these people gives us reasons to live another day proud and happy because we are in control and be able to diss them for the sake of it.


Spot on!


Keshi.

Vivek Panda said...

Great Post !!! enjoyed every bit of it !!!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh, my freakin' eyes! First Britney au naturel, then Paris Skank Hilton, then that goofwad Tom Cruise, then to truly hit bottom, Michael Jackson! At least you didn't have a pic of K-Fool too! I'm going to go wash my eyes with soap and onions now to make them feel cleansed and purified!

Keshi said...

ty Vivek :)

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LOL Meister I need some holy water too.




Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Money and fame makes a person crazy. They think they can play the world on their fingers. You are exactly right and i share your sentiments and reactions. These celebs should go through a moral and a common sense class. When i first saw britney's latest pic, i thought it to be morphed and photoshopped like the other fake images out there. But apparently it is a real one and i can't believe that one day with paris can make britney go this low. She was airheaded in the first place to get married to kevin. What a waste of talent.

Keshi said...

yep...Britney's pics with Paris were shocking. I cant imagine any girl behaving that way...not even a paid sex worker!

Keshi.

Priyanka Mahanta said...

Hey, u r talking some real sense here Keshi. I mean whats with all these celebs that they behave the way they do. I guess all the money goes straight up to their dumb heads.
Britney/Kevin - I hated Britney right from her teen days when she used to make such a big deal of her 'virginity'. And then she went all quiet after dating Justin Timberlake. But getting married to Kevin was like the biggest proof of her stupidity, on top of that their sex video. eeks!!

TomKat - I used to like Tom Cruise till the time he was married to the Kidman woman and then he lost all his charm.

Nicole/Keith - I like them both minus Nichole's competition with the TomKat. She's still not over with Mr Cruise it seems. But nonetheless I like her.

Anna Nicole Smith - No comments.

Brangelina - Don't like neither of them. Brad for cheating on his wife and Angelina for being a husband-stealer and a marriage-breaker. No amount of charity or adoption can wash away your wrong doings,Ms Pouty Lips.

Jessica/Nick - The Simpson sisters always seem to go overboard. Like Nick, though.

Paris Hilton - A crazy spoilt brat who needs some discipline in life. Her Vodka & puke routine is disgustingly world-famous.

McCartney couple - Shud teach all those rich old men to be aware of those wrong prying women after their money...

Pam/Kid - I didn't know Pam had any life beyond her on & off silicon twins and sex-videos..

Michael Jackson - He was my moon-walking hero but look what he did to himself....SAD!

Keshi said...

heyy Priyanka!

Britney has lost all senses. I hope she find em back. Atleast Justin didn't turn out to be ridicuolus. Kevin is epitome of trash.

Tom's lost it big time.

I too feel that Angelina is a husband stealer

Ur right...I started loving the moon-walk cos of MJ and then look at him now :(


Keshi.