An Officer And A Genitalman...

Last night was a horror story! And there were 2 Police officers in Keshi's house taking a statement from Keshi at 11pm in the night. Never thought I'd have the Police in my house! Guess what happened guys? Ok I know there's no way of you guessing what happened unless you yourself was one of the Policemen or you were a ghost watching what happened. Ok so this is what took place:

My aunt and uncle are currently visiting us from NZ and are staying with us right now. So they had a later dinner last night and were chatting with mum and sis in the lounge, and Keshi was washing the dishes in the kitchen as usual. It was about 10:20pm. Across my kitchen window, there is a fence that partitions our block from the next block...and my kitchen window faces the next block's main entrance that's on the other side of the fence. It's a bit dark there at night, and there are some trees and bushes as well. That block is a 3-storey unit block facing my kitchen window. Usually the Porch light from that block is on at night, but strangely it was not on when I was doing the dishes last night...so as I was washing plates, I noticed that the fence area was unusually dark and was wondering why the Porch light was not on. Suddenly I saw a tall guy near the wall on that side, holding a small torch and doing something in the dark. I thought maybe the Porch light was not working last night, so someone was using a torch to get to their car or to walk past. ah ah I was very wrong!! Cos the next second he turned his entire body towards me, with his torch in his left hand held towards his genitals, and holding his penis from his right hand!!!! He was totally naked and he started masturbating near the wall, standing in the dark YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! OMG I nearly died a sudden dishwasher death LOL! I'm laughing now but I was so terrified then, I screamed 'OMG mum there's a naked guy in the bush!'. I dropped the plate in the sink and ran towards the Lounge! They all heard me and came running to the kitchen window to check what was going on. He was gone like a flash. No one was there anymore!

My sister immediately rang 000 (Emergency) and got the Police. They came over in 10mins. Got a long statement from me...6 pages and got me to sign. They asked me to tell everything that happened, including the description of the guy (I coudn't see his face at all cos I all I saw was waiste-down as he was holding the torch towards his frikkin HORSE dick!). He was a very tall, big-built, COCKasian guy - the torch helped me to identify that bit.They also asked me to describe what I felt when I saw him, and they also apologised for having to ask details about his genitals...goshh I was laughing inside but was trying so hard to keep a straight face as one of the officers asked me 'Sorry to ask this Miss.Keshi, was he erect at the time you saw him?'. I couldn't prevent a small giggle that came outta me but I'm sure the officers didn't mind that (btw they were 2 extremely HOT Aussie hunks...I didn't want them to leave my house awww..sniff sniff. Sometimes I do believe in God cos he sent me 2 perfect Police hottsters to my rescue...God is GREAT you know!). After a silly smile, I told them that I dunno about it being erect but he had a bloody big one LOL! I'm laughing now but I answered that question with a pretty serious face. Depending on all the evidence I gave, they suspected that it has to be a guy from the other block! Cos the Porch light that was not on when this happened, was suddenly on 10mins after the incident! So someone who had access to that light switch has to be the sex offender! And few mins later, we saw some guy looking at our house from a top-floor window in the dark! Later the Police went around to that block and searched the area for a while with flash lights, knocked on few doors in that block and waited on the street for about 15mins or so. Later, they patrolled the area for a while and they left. They were very helpful and quick to take action (btw I was drooling at the 2 Police guys cos imagine 2 6feet blue-eyed Aussie hunks in uniforms, taking a statement from me? Keshi has a thing for men in uniforms...Keshi was in pure bliss!) . They asked me to ring the Police immediately, if it ever happens again (Hell I will call them, no doubt about that ;-)).

The Police here take such incidents very seriously. Cos there are so many sex offenders/stalkers that have done/do horrible things to women. There are rapists who even attack 90yr old women! So ladies please be alert and notify the Police if there's anything that's bothering you...don't ignore anything at all! Cos minor acts that are ignored can lead to dangerous consequences..so take immediate action! I'm not worried if this guy would come back, but I just get this eerie feeling that he's a silent stalker from the other block...that somehow worries me a bit cos I go home after work passing that very spot...and it's quite dark. What if he hid in the bushes one night and attacked me? The reason why I'm saying this is cos it happens very often here - sex offenders doing that sort of thing. Also, since I always do the dishes, someone must have been spying on me from the other block for a while, to have finally done that last night. And to me that is freaky! Anyways I better carry Pepper spray in my bag. So my Ted Bundy jokes are coming true? :( Hope not! And if there's a next time, I won't panick...I'd let the sex offender keep jacking off and I'd slowly call the Police, and they'd come around and handcuff him while his hand is still on his demented dick. And he can walk into jail wanking. Read the title clearly? :). My weekend will most likey be spent recovering from the severe trauma caused by the pretty BIG sight my eyes witnessed. Hope you have a better weekend guys!

oh my God, Mammaaaaa, someone stole my showercap, now can I call the Police? ;-)

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