Marital Martials

Folks, while we should never laugh at people who are less fortunate when it comes to English -language skills, one cannot help but laugh at the content below :) I think what these guys should do is get a little help before posting their marital ads, 'cos this is their potential life partner they are trying to impress right? Or do you think they should just be honest and be themselves - then why not write in their own language? But anyways I think most girls would run a 1000 miles if they read some of these :) I genuinely feel sorry for these folks, but it seems that it's not only their English that's a bit funny, but also some of the attitudes...lol, have a read. Got this a while back and I'm sure some of you may have seen this before, but anyways, enjoy!

Apparently these are actual ads on an Indian matrimonial site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart :)

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this...LOL!

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- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Shiva , I am single i dont have female, If anyone whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shiva ~*~

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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework(Homework?)

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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

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She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria? Service??)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!(The Hindi movie effect)

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i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one girl she care me and love me lot lot lot(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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My wife should be as 'Parvati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi asin KSBKBT......(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?)

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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone wife and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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HI IAM VERY COOL NU AT HER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK(the "ok syndrome"again and what language is this?)

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iam pranav my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater & mother sister complity marred(I hope she's not marred)

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i am very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.I am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

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my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes(height of desperation! )

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I want one girl who love me or my mother. She love me heartly or she have a frank she's skin colour 'normal' not a black or not a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.but iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good boy. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.byebye.(Whitey?)

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i am kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.She was marred.(No comments)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the goodminded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service(Zebra..???)

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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it)

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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride or is it a groom? I wish him best of luck anyways!)

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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the maharani.(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.(what kind of company is that - home and company?)

Just some weekend humor :) Have a blast guys!