Friday, March 2

JLo LIVE

Time for some Friday Fun. Here's a question for you:

If Jennifer Lopez visited you for just one day, what would you do with her?


Here's what I'd do:

First of all I'd get this pretty Latina Jenny-from-the-block to eat Vegemite toast for brekky, with a straight face ofcourse. I wonder if she like em anyways. Then I'd get her to teach me some of her funky hip-hop dance steps (although I'd be way behind her with timing!), then get her to Dance-with-me and video record it for Keshi's-Memorable-Moments collection (yeah I have quite a few of those!). After that, I'd take her shopping in Sydney, Pitt St mall that is, and we'd visit some cheaper shops for a change - what say Jen ha? I wanna know if she'd buy a $30 t-shirt and a pair of $10 ear-rings (cos I know the clothes and jewellery she's wearing at any given time usually is the average guy's mortgage over 30yrs!) . We will then have lunch at Darling Harbour. I'll ask how she managed being married and divorced quite a few times, and say 'hey Jen you know Love-don't-cost-a-thing, you were spot on there babez' ;-). I'd also ask her what she really sees in Marc Anthony, her current husband. We will then walk around Sydney Opera House and take some pictures, while men faint right 'behind' her chanting 'If-you-had-my-love Jenn...n...ny...' THUDDD!. Then I'd take her home for coffee, show her my CD collection and find out who's music she really likes listening to (apart from herself that is) and see what she thinks about Grunge. I'd invite my guy-friends over for this little party so that they can finally attain Nirvana (rolling eyes here). Girls can come too, only if they promise not to turn green and bitch about her 'behind' her wicked wicked butt. I'd then get Jen to dance to some Aussie hits such as Down Under by Men At Work and Let's Wiggle by The Wiggles - yeah I wanna see how Rhythmically-talented and covered she is hehe. Afterwards we'd request her to perform for us my favorite song by her (today's current music that is) while we all shake our not-so-wicked-as-Jen's booties to it. I'd present her with a boomerang to take home and then give her a big HUG, pack her up and send her home real soon - cos cmon what can I say, there can only be one Diva in Australia!




"If you wanna live your life
Live it all the way and don't you waste it
Every feelin' every beat
Can be so very sweet you gotta taste it
You gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
You gotta prove it
You gotta mean what you say..."



Don't you think it's a great piece of advice from the hot Latina...have a good one guys!


Current Music: Let's Get Loud by JLo

133 Cranium Signets:

awaiting said...

What would I do with Jlo?

I'd have her fly me to her hair and makeup people so they can glam me up...then we'd have lunch in Paris, and go shopping. Of course, I'd be practically begging for anything she no longer wears.

Yeah, I'm superficial like that....sometimes! :)

v I v E k said...

" Only one diva in the world'
lolz..that would be you right??? hehe

good post!

Menchie said...

I would ask her to take me with her -- sort of like a day in the life of Jlo. Then a makeover by her hairstylist and make-up artist. :D

Thumbelina said...

Hmm... Lots of things i wanna do with her...

I wanna ask her to teach me how to dress up like her... She's so beautiful, so sexy, so hot!!

I wan her to teach me how to choose nice clothes... How to stay so hot like her.. How to dance like her.. How to stay in shape like her...

Also wanna ask her how she cope with the nosey ppl who try to poke their noses into her privacy... Also wanna ask her how she cope with all her ups & downs, her relationships with family, friends, husband & ex-husbands... I wont wanna guess or talk behind her back.. Rather ask her face to face if i have the chance.. HeHe..

I also wanna take loads of pictures with her!

Wanna ask her to doll me up by her makeup artise & hairstylist... Hmm... Wonder how i would look like.. HeHe..

Maybe can buy lots of local goodies to let her bring home to eat... Maybe can spend time cooking together.. Wonder wat type of foods she cooks at home... HeHe...

Could i get her to re-vamp my room or house? HeHe... Wonder wat my house or room will turn into after her creative designs.. HaHa...

I'm so full of questions huh.. HeHe..

Maybe while we are busy chit chatting, we can go & have some nice Asian Foods... Let her have a taste of Asian Delights.. Yum Yum!!

Wonder 1 day would be enough to do so many things with her anot.. HaHa.. I'm such a greedy person!

Thumbee a.k.a. Thumbelina

Southpaw unplugged said...

"Jugaré a muchacha formada guitarra toda la noche"
I kept a Jlo post saved on my draft and now i'll hv to delete it....

Cazzie!!! said...

I would shake my booty girl :)

lee said...

I'd say:Jlo -you're fairly flush with cash and I need some, so hand it over, baby! Oh, and give me one of those watches you designed as well, I need one of those ;). Then I'd send her packing !!

Mumbai Guy said...

Lemme think. First she is married and second I am not really fascinated with Jlo.

If she is invited guest, I would maybe showoff around neigbourhood. If not, just have a good chit chat.

You do seem to have big plans for her. Marc would be more than glad I guess.

Iceman said...

I'd ask "Shall we dance?"

Jim said...

i like her ass
but What would I do with Jlo?


give me TASHA
i want to whip her butt


she and her gang gave me a hard time

WRYTER 07 said...

Hi Keshi

Nice post.

I can't see much in Marc either.

Jen is the real thing--nice gal.

The one thing to remember about show biz is that most of it is hype.

Most people crave to be like the stars because they are carried away by all the razzle dazzle.

Stars like Lopez can handle the business and all the negatives which go with stardom.

And then there's Britney, the example of everything that can go wrong in the spotlight.

I'm not sure if you will agree with me on this comment or not?


The storm we are having hit very bad to the west and south of where we live.

I was joking on my blog. I kinda like this type of storm.

We live away from the cities. We are near farms and forests.

I love it. I love the outdoors and animals.

So long as they don't try to eat me.

LOL

Bears like me.

LOL

Hugs

Bev

The Phosgene Kid said...

Sorry, but I would have to go with "Whack her in the head with a board". Repeatedly.

Silvara said...

Ask her how she manages to stay so smoking HOT all the time?

And also what are her Top Ten Great Butt Exercises to keep that behind toned.

I'd also get her people to talk to my people so we can cut a deal and have me in her next video :P

Blessed said...

okay, if I got to hang with J Lo first off I would want her fly with her to her restaurant Padre's for some dinner but before we did dinner I would like to sit on her private plane and chat and have mh make up done by her makeup artists and have her hair stylist do my hair and have her stylist pick me out some awesome designer duds. Now on to the chatting part---I would want to know all the dirt on why she left her first husband,Ojani, and what's the real deal about Diddy, and why did she break ole Cris Judd's heart? and what happened with her and Ben Affleck? Why did she feel the need to parade their relationship around so much? Now at this point, if she wasn't ticked off at me, I would want to know what was it about Mark Anthony that she decided to tie the knot with him? Becuz I'm sorry he ain't that pretty.
Then if were still friends I would want to see if she could hook me up with some of her different perfumes. I love Glo. THEN, if I wasn't too much for her, I would want to know if she could get someone to give me a J Lo air brushed spray on tan and then let's fly to Miami and go clubbing. Maybe then in Miami we could go to a karoke bar and I could show off my version of her song "Play". (Really I do this song when I do karoke).
Okay....I think J Lo would have definitely had enough of me!
LOL.

WRYTER 07 said...

One more thingy:

Anna Nichol Smith

We were talking about this with a company I do business with, and we all agree we are sick of this ongoing rubish.

They are burying her in a custom gown. I wonder if they will put the designer label on it.

That is the jest of one of the jokes we wrote.

Kinda mean.

LOL

btw Someone did not get what they wanted last night, and I showed this person what you wrote.

haha

The mean side of Bev

Keshi said...

Tash u girly girl :) Some pretty good ideas there.

**Of course, I'd be practically begging for anything she no longer wears.

LOL sweet!


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hey Vivek!


**that would be you right?

OMG I cant believe u even doubted that!! ;-)


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Menchie if u do that, u'd look much betta than her and then J wud be so J :)


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Thumbelina ur sure gonna keep Jen busy ha..lol so sweet!

yeah I agree...she's super hot and at the same time quite classy in her fashion sense.


**Wonder wat type of foods she cooks at home

I thought abt that too but I dun think she can cook in our house...cos she'd run away from when she sees the Chilli powder. And I so dun want that to happen.


**Could i get her to re-vamp my room or house?

LOL Thumbelina I said that she'd visit u only for a day..not a month. ROFL ur so sweet!


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Southy why d u wanna delete it?

**"Jugaré a muchacha formada guitarra toda la noche"


wut does that mean? All I know is that it somehow says something abt a Guitar? LOL!


btw wut wud u do with JLo for the whole day man?

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Caz u can come to my party then cos we r both in Aus :)


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Lee yeah she's a rich lil girl ha.


**Oh, and give me one of those watches you designed as well

I've seen em...cool indeedz!


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MG heyy ur the ONLY guy that I've heard of who isnt fascinated by JLO :) Im surprised.


**If she is invited guest, I would maybe showoff around neigbourhood. If not, just have a good chit chat.

thats nice n low-key. She's love that.


Marc? Im not inviting him. If she was married to Hugh Grant then I'd invite em both...and then I'd put Jen on a Sydney tour bus for the whole day and I'd spend some quality time with Hugh. LOL!


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hehe Ice dude good one.



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Jim I'd say get over ur brawls with ppl in blogs. Besically get a life?


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Bev yeah I like JLo cos she's level-headed and classy.


**Stars like Lopez can handle the business and all the negatives which go with stardom.

true.


Britney...all I can say is what u said abt her. Spot on.


haha so u like the storms? Then ur a storm slut.

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Phos heyy!


**"Whack her in the head with a board". Repeatedly.


HUHHHHH! I nearly choked on my lunch as I read ur reply Phos. LOL why wud u do that to such a pretty and nice lady now?


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Silvara she wudnt hesitate even for a second on taking u for one of her videos. CMON U R A HOT CHIKKA!


**And also what are her Top Ten Great Butt Exercises to keep that behind toned.

hehe cute. But I really dun think her butt is exercise-produced. I read somewhere that she's always had it that way. 'Butt' ofcourse het regular dancing must keep her in good shape all the time.


Keshi.

Nadim said...

what would i do with her if i have her for 1 whole day?
to be brutally honest, i will... never mind! :D

Keshi said...

Blessed hey I wudnt mind some private jetting with her too.

**Becuz I'm sorry he ain't that pretty.

LOL! Mebbe he has a good heart, I dunno. But knowin Jen's marriage history, Im not sure how long it will last.


o that perfume idea was SUPERB! I wish I cud make one too, perhaps called VIVA ;-) or VIVA DIVA lol! Jen will roll her eyes for sure...


PLAY ha...I wanna hear u sing awww.

btw Im such a Karaoke queen too but nah I havent attemped any Jlo numbers yet, purely for the sake of my listeners' welfare LOL!

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Nadim heyy!


**to be brutally honest, i will... never mind!

cmon u gotta let us know...you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bev hi again sweetie!

OMG I was watchin that whole Anna Nicole court case on TV and not only the judge, Im cried too...LOL cos it's pathetic how they r fighting over a dead body for so long. For CHRISTSAKES let the girl rest in peace!


ROFL @designer label. Apt joke indeed.


**btw Someone did not get what they wanted last night, and I showed this person what you wrote.

huh wuts that abt? :)



Keshi.

Jay said...

I would have her come over next week on Wednesday. That way she would be here when ESPN Deportes televises the Liverpool/Barcelona UEFA Champions League football match. We could watch it together and she could translate what the announcers are saying for me.

Then we'd turn on the spanish language radio station and she could show me her great dance moves.

Then I'd make dinner for her and we could have some wiine and eat dinner and talk about what a chump Marc Anthony is.

Of course there are a couple of other "things" I would like to do with/to her. LOL ..... But, watching the football match would be the funnest part. I'm sure she's a European football (soccer) fan. Don't you think so?

Ramya said...

I'd dress her up in a baboon like garb that covers her fully and put that red pom pom on her nose and make her sing and dance like a joker !
And I feel with that abnormally large backside of hers, she'd do a good job at it ! :D :D :D

deepsat said...

possibly take a few salsa lessons!! and not to forget ask her the relation between millions and her butt!!

Keshi said...

aww Jay ur such a gentleman. I like ur whole plan for her day with u. Quite interesting!

**Of course there are a couple of other "things" I would like to do with/to her.

LOL okkk we know that most guys wanna do her. I know it cos my guy friends apparently lose sleep over her.

I think she's a European Soccer fan for sure. Most Latinas r.


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Ramya heyy!

awwwwwww why be so harsh on her girl? :)


**feel with that abnormally large backside of hers,

u know alot of ppl say that he butt is too big n ugly n wut-not...even Julia Roberts said that. But to be honest I LIKE IT :). Cos I think it suits her figure and height. If that butt was on a shorter n less curvey person, it wont be so nice. but for Jen it really suits her body and she looks really really hot when she strutts her stuff. Well atleast thats what I think :).



Keshi.

alex said...

Keshi,

I would spend time talking and i might even show her few of my posts. ;)

WRYTER 07 said...

Three times and I'm out.

I told you writers are crazy.

LOL

I was talking about the person who ran my car empty.

Hugs

Bev

Keshi said...

Deepz hey some Salsa lessons from the guru herself wud be nice!

**relation between millions and her butt

hehe I know, it's insured for life.

btw wut d u think abt her butt? Isnt it sexy?

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Alex heyy thats a nice way to spend time with her, asking all the questions u ask her ur blog...I wonder if she's be able to ans some of em ha?



Keshi.

Fleiger said...

Keshi's-Memorable-Moments? Now that's interesting... would we be lucky to get any glimpses?

Thumbelina said...

**I dun think she can cook in our house...cos she'd run away from when she sees the Chilli powder. And I so dun want that to happen.

- Why? I dun quite get wat u mean..

**she'd visit u only for a day..not a month.

- Oopss... HaHa.. Got sorta carried away while thinking wat we can do together.. HeHe

Thumbee

Keshi said...

haha Bev ok so that was abt him!

tell him that if he was driving MY car, I'd have created an International incident LOL!


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Fleiger heyy!


**Keshi's-Memorable-Moments? Now that's interesting... would we be lucky to get any glimpses?


I thought this post was abt JLo but hey I knew I'd steal the show from her ;-) thank u thank u!

lolz!

SamY said...

Well I'll have her over with my gang and see if she can stand the nonsensical non-stop comedy and leg pullings we keep doing :D ... I
m sure she wudn't be left out ... but she'd havta bear with all the hapless drooling's ;) ... she sure is HAWT as hell :D!

** You gotta prove it

I wudn't agree with that ... quest to prove is quite futile IMHO ... as long as one can prove to ones inner self :) ... coz thats what most ppl fail at ... gosh! am I sounding like a gyan guru ;))

ghee said...

I`ll take J Lo at temples first,for our morning meditation.I`ll take her to a fancy restaurant to have lunch.then after taking a cup of coffee and a little girly talk,I would love to see her dance steps,i probably cant follow but im sure im gonna enjoy the beat.

At night,after a good dinner,maybe
some drink at a bar would be lovely! :)

Yours is J Lo,mine is Britney,coincidence,right?and I needed to hurry to come here to catch Keshi up before the weekend,hahaha!

Keshi said...

Samy I dun think she'll b able to tolerate that...I mean u guys pulling each other's leg while drooling on her. :)

** as long as one can prove to ones inner self

thats true! u sure sound like a Swami Ji now...where did u catch the germs from now? ;-)


Keshi.

ektaran said...

A day with JLo...first things first...dance with her...
Would ask her how she maintains her priceless butt..
Wud go shopping, eating..talk ..talk...

Now...You've got me DREAMING...BIG TIME...

Have a nice weekend Keshi...see ya on Monday.:D

La vida Loca said...

If i meet JLo for 1 moment i'd run in the opposite direction :P
(I kinda dont like her..sorry) :)

Akshay said...

Why JLo.. why not someone else?

Southpaw unplugged said...

2 similar posts on the same day wudn't look good so i deleted mine...

ishita said...

pointless for me coz R wldn't lemme get any exclusive time wid her if she did turn up here for a day ;-)!!! ha ha....

but she's gorgeous na & what i'd luv to do is dance wid her...have her teach me some of her oooohh sooo sexy moves :P !

and yes...make me luk like her!!! even if that luks lasts just one day :P

:))... have a good wkend kesh:)..*hugggzz*

priya said...

I will admire her body and learn few dance steps hahaha. But me no kissing her DA.

deepsat said...

yeah its curvaceous to a large extent!! but then its butt!! u know what all ppl's butt goes thru!! its the real butt between reality and imagination!! LOL!!

Keshi said...

Ghee how nice of u to take her to ur temple...I mean with Keshi stuffin her with Vegemite toast, JLo sure wud love hanging ard with u better than with Keshi!

oooyeah that girl can shake her booty real good!

yeah I saw ur post abt Britney, she's a lost girl. I hope she finds her way back tho. I really do feel for her. Tho many ppl r laffing at her now, I feel sorry for her.

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heyy Ektaran :)


**Would ask her how she maintains her priceless butt..

yep I think her butt is beautiful too. so sexy.

yeah now Im dreamin of Jen takin me for a tour of her wardrobe hehe.

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LaVida heyy!

**If i meet JLo for 1 moment i'd run in the opposite direction

awww then u wont like me either cos Im her 'body' double u know. LOL ok not funny, I know.

why dun u like her sweetie?

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Akshay heyy!

**Why JLo.. why not someone else?

ok why not JLo? :)


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Southy I got u now...but u dun have to delete it cmon who cares if we wrote abt the same person?


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Ishi u do look like her to some extent...serious! I mean ur hair and some features of ur face...


**but she's gorgeous na

OMG yes! She looks pricess when decked up in designer wear and her hair done in lady-like style. She's really elegant.

R wud take her away for the day na LOL awww...


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Priya heyy!


**But me no kissing her DA.

LOL Ok u even thought abt kissing ha? :):) sweet!


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Deepz 'butt' I didnt get wut u said.


**u know what all ppl's butt goes thru

wut d u mean? :)




Keshi.

Homo Escapeons said...

YO YO YO Homey in da house!
J LO is fiiine UMM HUMMM
know what I'm sayun'
I'd say GIRRRL whatchoo doin' wit dat skinny dude?
You need a REAL MAN
know what I'm sayun'
J LO 86 Fat Bastard on your tracks
know what I'm sayun'
Check this out!
"I Like Big Butts and I cannot Lie..."
(*Homey does some phat poppin' and lockin' as he gets his groove thang on)
When she regains consciousness I would blow her a 'peace out' kiss and tell her to call me when she is ready for a REAL MAN

know what I'm sayun'

Keshi said...

HE heyy!

LOL @skinny dude! Poor Marc :(


**When she regains consciousness I would blow her a 'peace out' kiss and tell her to call me when she is ready for a REAL MAN

ooo lala! Im sure she'll have another wedding comin up soon if she ever meets HE. btw I can be her Wedding Planner if u dun mind ;-).


Keshi.

dharmabum said...

i'd teach her how to fly kites. and then get her a real big one, and let her fly it herself. and while she is at it, i'd quietly slip out of the scene :))

Keshi said...

ur mean Dharmabum..lol why wud u do that?

Keshi.

Mr. J said...

Wild crazy sex for the WHOLE DAY!! Wooohhoo!!

Keshi said...

Johno I didnt expect that from u but how damn honest...I like that quality in u LOL!


Keshi.

Sujit said...

you wanted to listen to time of hers and learn or get stuff from her!! why not listen to her story that is unsaid to anyone? the creatures of dark that might be troubling her? Everyone has dark and bright side and everyone wants bright only..isn't so?

Keshi said...

Sujit heyy!

**Everyone has dark and bright side and everyone wants bright only

so true. Thats a neat idea Sujit.



Keshi.

Within Without said...

Oh, she's hot for sure, Kesh.

But she's too dolled up and thin for me...you're way hotter (no bad thoughts intended).

I'd probably take her down to The Forks here, take her out to some of our best bars and just see where it went from there.

She's a media star, she's talented and all, she's beautiful. I dunno. Woopee.

deepsat said...

ok now this will be explicit. i remember reading somewhere once. it goes like this - "if you think your butt is cute just look back on all the shit it went through"!! eeek!! i know!!
;-))

desperado said...

wid JLo...wht would i not love to do..ummmmm :) (thts an *evil grin* btw)
Hail the Australian Diva (*bows*)

Im getting loud allright :)

Keshi said...

WW yeah she's HOT alrite!

**But she's too dolled up and thin for me...you're way hotter

o cmon I cant compete with JLo. I wont believe u there at all LOL! tnxx for making me feel good for few seconds tho :) WW ur too sweet.

Forks? hmm sounds like a nice place.

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Deepz I wasnt talkin abt the human rectum was I LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Despz u cant escape answerin it...so plz say it :)


Keshi.

SaffronSaris said...

Tie her hair up and make her EAT.
:)

Ghost Particle said...

JLo...hey...is this a trick question...?!

PRADEEP K. said...

** "If Jennifer Lopez visited you for just one day, what would you do with her?"

I'd sleep with her.


Happy weekend, Keshi.
Cheers!

Shitrint said...

oh keshi, uve pretty much summed up everything...i mean i would hav a lot more questions for her...and well, i think i would be the one asking her to take me shopping! coz im dumb in that area, shopping and knowing the hippest places in town and stuff like that! and yeah, id ask her to teach me some of her moves and also ask her abt her love life...
one thing i wouldnt want to be witness to is her tantrums. my gawd! ive heard shes a bitch with starry tantrums as bad as can be!

Tarun. said...

I swear no JLo for me.

Thumbelina said...

Keshi,

I'll updated another entry into my blog.. HeHe..

Have a peep..

Thumbee

Shitrint said...

i wish i get a chance to be with kylie minogue for one whole day or more maybe...
i simplee adore her...
tho i dunno wat id ask her, im so smitten by her and her fabulous high cheekbones...
:P

Poo said...

Hmmmm... interesting! and you always make me think sooo hard .

I pondered over this question for over one hours, and this is what i say.

JLo..Ok i will make her do all the work at home and then tell her to Baby sit my nephew and neice so that me and my sis-in law can go shopping ...and when i am back i will pamper her(then its my turn) so .. will MAKE her eat Andhra Food (so spicy)her butt should become RED !!!hahahahha and will not allow her to enter the Bathroom... and will ask her whatz the secret of her sexy legs and bumzzzzz

Love you babes

Poo said...

But Honestly she looks like a very Kind soul and Very Beautiful ... The movie Maid in Manhattan ..is just awesome ..i really like her.

Jewel Rays said...

Hi Keshi.:)

What would i do with JLo for a day?

hmm...

make sure i bring my camera.

Give her a short break.
Treat her to all her meals for the day
Dance with her and ask her to show me the right workout for specific parts of the body
Go for a manicure, spa, pedicure , massage with her.
Lastly, i would just invite my friends over and we will have a party or some barbeque or something.Somewehre to just chill, relax, let our hair down and give my friends a chance to go goo goo ga ga over J Lo'
Last but not least, buy her something for her to remember me and her day out with me and a pic.

If i just get one thing with her instead of a day. I Would really want to dance with her. Just free styling and breaking down moves. :)
That would be awesome.

Cheers!

Aditi said...

ahh how did google reader miss this post
neways!! I have no idea what I would do with her.. probably get style tips?
I dunno
no clue..
As for her lyrics..y ep u gotta live life your way... and live it big..no regrets.. cuz a single life is all you have got
and sometimes a single moment is all u have to take a decision.. so take it with the heart..

shammu... said...

i would ask her to go to OZ and see the Diva ruling there!!!!!what say?? *grinning*
takecaare!!!!!
coooooool post btw!

Ash said...

Since I am a photographer, i'll opt for a photo-shoot session with JLO. That should be fun!

Anonymous said...

i wud cherish every moment






i dont mean J Lo of course

ann said...

hi Keshi, sorry I've been away for a while and I'm going away again on Sunday... I've missed you and just playing catch up on your amazing posts... always something exciting here.

J-Lo... hmmm my day with her would be complete if she brought her co-star of The Cell along too, my uber-hero Vincent D'Onofrio, or if we just ladies who lunch and shop talking about him.

Shallow I know... sometimes it's good to get away from the real world.

have a lovely weekend

lotsa luv ann xxxxxx

Neihal said...

hahahaha
I think her hubby looks pretty handsome and his OST from Mask of Zorro is one of my fav song.

v I v E k said...

doubt cleared!!:)

Fleiger said...

Oh well... post can be about anybody, you are the real star here ;)

So, who will be next in the series after JLo?

Sophie said...

You make me giggle Keshi with
your funny girl heart!

I guess I might ask her to take
me shopping..?
And teach me how to wear make-up?
I have been told I am beautiful
and don't need make-up but that is just a man in love -
I would love to have her teach me
how to wear make-up!

And I don't mind her being the
diva - i am no diva and never will be!

(he-he)

Keshi - I love how music comes
on with your site -
is that hard to do?

:)hugs

niki yokota said...

i think Amisha Patel is 100 times prettier than her lol
i dont see any Vegemite in tokyo.
that is the first thing i want to have, if i ever go to AUS, keshichan :D
me surprised at fever comment. thanks for brightening up my day. haha...

Asha said...

I don't like that girl at all.I would ask her politely to go somewhere else!

Millions of dollars doesn't bring anybody class!!She uses people to get ahead.

tkkerouac said...

I'd probably just stare at her bulbous ass
Then I'd ask her
" why the hell do you stay so long with AFLECK when he was humilating the diva right out of you?
Then I would continue to stare at her bulbous ass.
the end

starry nights said...

Keshi! what would I do with JLO? I think i would want her to teach me some of her dance moves, I would alos ask her the same question why she married Marc.he had a wife and children.Then I would have to ask her what she does for just simple fun.I would love to go on a shopping spree with her.As long as she uses her master card to tap and Go.

Homo Escapeons said...

To be perfectly honest Jennifer Lopez doesn't have the same effect on me as say,
hmmm let me think..
oK maybe if I had to think about another woman,
not that I do of course,
but just for fun,
theoretically,
let's say Aliens kidnapped me and told me that I had to choose 4 women,
and I couldn't pick my wife,
and they wouldn't take NO for an answer,
and that the mating program may last for a decade or more so that they could study us,
so I got to pick 4 women,
well I guess if I HAD to,
let's see now,
Monica Belluci, Salma Hayak, Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry! These would be the top 4 Ladies on my 'to do' list,
not that I have one!

krystyna said...

Hi Keshi!
If she visited me, first I must send my hubby to work all day. She is very sexy.
(just little kiding)
Have a great weekend!

AnonymousBlogger said...

What would I do with her? I'd have sex with her. I'm not going to lie.

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Oh, and um, talk to her...Or something? I don't know.

chocolteluva said...

very good day you have outlined there - what would i do with j'lo? hmm to be honest with you i have no idea. im not too big on j'lo or any celeb as a matter of fact.
now its different if matthew mconohay (or however u spell his last name), tyrese, tay diggs, morris chestnut, some men of color and vivek oberoy may be even lil b (abishek bacchan) ... its different if i got to meet them..
i can keep going forever - i do love my men!!

Steph said...

I'd get to scrub my toilet. I really hate that job.

Michelle said...

hahaha id beg her to trade bodies!and also,walk the red carpet wit her :P

Kuan Gung said...

My, my...who is this?

pink ginger 珂琳 said...

haha.. Keshi, very creative of you to write a post like this, very sweet and playful.

may your dream comes true. Hugs for you.

The Phosgene Kid said...

I don't really care for her. I'd rather read more about real people like you.

Sugarlips said...

I'll ask her to make chai for me and read me a nice book ;)

Stay Beautiful...!

Shiva said...

Nothing like JLo in her advice too..

2lrbl said...

I would take her out on a date, then I would brag very subtly with the other girls... I mean wouldn't the girls think - if he is good enuf for Jen, he is good enuf for me?? ;)

Tohou Lidia said...

hehe...that's a really cute post! I personally think it would be fun to go with her to Oxford St and dance in the gay bars :) We would be the most popular two there! Of course as well as you Keshi! What about making her do the bridge climb? Yay! Pitt St mall! I love Sydney! :) :)

-Amy

jim said...

I am 17.


i am in wheelchair.



i love to cause trouble

uttara said...

ahem ahem...

u know wat.. i am not les.. but i should say her ass is one juicy .. **if i was a guy **
i would say wat a bootyy .. ahem ahem ... lolz
curlz n shape... ;)

now coming to ur question...
but if am with her ..

i wouldnt do anything.. y dont u ask what i would do with stallon or george cloony.. i can have a sizzling answer.. a errotic one.. HAHAHHA

but for her.. i will make her do some belly dance n call all my friends.. lolz

and for me i would tell her to write a song n sing for me ..:D
lolz


now tell me what u would do if i'm with u just for one day?? lolz

Princess said...

hi keshi,

how are you?
I thought the post is for guys only..
hehehhaa

how is life?
I'm finding very little time for blogging. Can you suggest some help.

much luv,
-Aiz.

Jeevan said...

Few months back she has to do a live program in mumbai, but she deceit us.

I will take a pic like getting a kiss from her (in my cheek) as her memory lol hehehe... your planning was superb, wish that comes true to u:)

Anthony Arojojoye said...

I would take her into my bedroom & lock the door behind us.

:D

Ashley said...

awww i think everything sounds fun... exept for the vegemite. bleghhh. :(

i'd take her to the zoo.

Lera said...

First thing ,I would ask her to fly to Aus to dance with you..:)Happy weekend!

Margie said...

Hi Keshi
Been so busy have had to time to check your blog!
Cute post!

It's Saturday morning here, and I am heading out skiing...so I would probably ask Jlo to come along with me, and see if she could keep up with me on the ski slopes.
Then at lunch break, I would have her sing and dance for everyone there...would be some happy faces,
I am sure!
Well, I got to hit the road...
be back on Sunday evening!
Hope you are having a super weekend!
See you soon!

Nora said...

I'd ask her the Mark Antony question too... I mean look at him!!!

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/ 2007/02/oscar_fug_carpe_13.html

(remove the space between yourself/ and 2007)

Sreejith Kumar said...

Ho! Keshi! I missed quite a lot of your posts of late! Read almost all now... Tired!!!!!! :P:P

I don't have much of a love toward celebrities... So, she will be just another guest! :-))

Ashley said...

I would ask J-Lo to bring her photographers. I would pose in a bikini and have her team of digital magicians airbrush me all over so I look like the sleek pin-up girl she appears to be in magazines (but not in person!).

;)

tsduff said...

Guess I'm not a huge fan of JLo - I did enjoy her in "the wedding planner..." I suppose I'd ask her how she came to be a movie star. She is gorgoeous.

Sreejith Kumar said...

Happy Holi madam! :D

Shitrint said...

Happy Holi Keshi! i dunno if they celebrate Holi Down Under, but wishing u all the same!
Have fun!
*hugs*

anup.777 said...

yup ... thats sopme swell advice ...

I would prefer to just hang out with her at a pizza place ... u know treat her like any ordinary gal i would go out with ... in this imaginary situation, the crowds would also not bother us

the_ego_has_landed said...

hey keshi.. looks like u a big jlo fan! hheheh.. yeah I'd definitely ask her to teach me her dance moves!! I like her voice and acting too!! she really cute :)

Akshay said...

Happy holi Keshi!!!.. and why not JLo because I wonder what it would be to spend a day with Keshi? ;) Hope you have had an awesome holi and a terrific weekend.

--Sunrise-- said...

"If you wanna live your life
Live it all the way and don't you waste it
Every feelin' every beat
Can be so very sweet you gotta taste it
You gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
You gotta prove it
You gotta mean what you say..."

Pretty good piece of advice, I'd say... :)

That was an interesting read... it tells me more about you too... ;)

I'd invite my guy-friends over for this little party so that they can finally attain Nirvana (rolling eyes here). LOL! Hahaha... and I am loving your butt-funny jokes! (I don't think butt-funny is even a word :S)

What I'D do? Pah... I'm not sure... show her around, be nice to her and pray she gives me a huge wad of cash as she leaves...!

And yes, too right - there can only be one Diva in Australia... watch out Keshi... I'm on my way there soon as J-Lo leaves...!! ;)

(Kidding!! You're the Diva... happy?)

Fleiger said...

I am missing a comment here. If found, you know what to do with it...

Ashish said...

What a question, and that too to ask a man ?
Well, it would be nice to know from her how she keeps slim and trim (would be very helpful)
Also, I know a couple of people who would really like to know more about how to make a name for themselves in the music world.
And as for the obvious answer, given such a hypothetical question, I would still answer - I am a married man.

Analía said...

Well, I wouldn't do anything with her, but I would love having her hubby singing me one or two songs. I loved your post about the things you love about yourself. Gosh I should love myself a little more :(
Take care
xoxoxo
ani

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

the stuff I would like to do with her, I couldnt possibly blog about it... ;-)

mathew said...

I will go for Nelly furtado!!! ;-P

The Phosgene Kid said...

Hope you are having a most excellent weekend!!

Keshi said...

**Tie her hair up and make her EAT.

LOL Saffy I love that!

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Praddy hey!

**I'd sleep with her.

u mean just cuddle up n snore? LOL! Im just teasing ya.


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Shitrint heyy thats nice.

**my gawd! ive heard shes a bitch with starry tantrums as bad as can be!

really? I havent heard that side of her's. Thats not very nice.


btw I love Kylie too. She's my fav Aussie songbird hehe. Just last nite I was watching her LIVE concert Showgirl on TV...after her Cancer treatment that is. She looked radiant n SEXAAYYY as eva!

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Tarun thats ok :)



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Thumby will do soon tnxx!


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Poo thats a great way to spend a day with her :)


**will not allow her to enter the Bathroom.

LOL why not?



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Amy ur truly a girly girl ha...all that pedicure, manicure, massage...wow nice n so feminine...hehe cute.


**. I Would really want to dance with her. Just free styling and breaking down moves

me too girl! Cos I love dancing I'd really like to learn some cool hip-hop n funk steps from the expert herself.


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Aditi thats cool.


** cuz a single life is all you have got
and sometimes a single moment is all u have to take a decision.

so true! Very well-said.


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Shammu heyy!

**i would ask her to go to OZ and see the Diva ruling there

lol ty sweetie!


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Ash some shots of her's from ur camera wud be great ha!


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Anony ok whatever that is.


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Ann hey no probs sweetie...take ur time. Sometimes I dun get to go to all my blogger-buddies' blogs either.


**my uber-hero Vincent D'Onofrio

hehe okkkkk Jen wud luv that too. :)


yep I think she too wud luv to get away from her media-driven life for a change.

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Neihal tnxxx!

btw I dun find Marc Anthony HOT at all. LOL!


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Vivek lol Im happy for ya :)



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Fleiger thats quite flattering but I aint no star LOL!

Next? hmmm how abt a day with Fleiger? :)


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Sophie hey HUGGGGGGGGZ!


u r beautiful just the way u r...now Im saying that to but I aint in love with u like ur man na? :) A woman's true beauty can be seen only when all the make-up is washed off hehe.

U r a diva in ur own sweet way. trust me when I say that. Look at all the great posts u write. D u think JLo wud be able to write like u? NO. Every woman has her own Diva quialities that no other woman can copy.

TC n MWAHHHHHH!

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hey Niki u mite not like to hear this but I dun like Amish Patel LOL! She's got a fake look n attitude abt her.


**that is the first thing i want to have, if i ever go to AUS

awww u still havent had Vegemite? Thats a big shock to me! :):)


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Asha is that true...I mean that she uses ppl to get ahead?

**I would ask her politely to go somewhere else!

awww :*(


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**Then I would continue to stare at her bulbous ass.

LOL TK!


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Starry tnxx hun!


** I would alos ask her the same question why she married Marc.he had a wife and children

good qn hehe..


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HE heyyy! Aliens wud love to have ur brain for sure...cos ur's is a very expensive n rare knowledge repository!


**Monica Belluci, Salma Hayak, Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry!

OMG I was like waiting for KESHI to be one of em, I swear...Im so heart-broken man!

U wanna do Jolie? YUKKK her lips look like a gold-fish..sorry but I had to say that. But I agree Monica, Salma and Halle r mega HOT babez! U've got good taste in women ;-).


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LOL Krys yeah she can be a bit of a hubby-stealer :)



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AB ur soo funny lol!


**I'd have sex with her. I'm not going to lie.


well Im glad u were being very honest. :)


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Chocolte heyy Im know not many girls wud wanna do much with JLo...lol!

u've got good taste in men whoaaaa! I love Hugh Grant btw...if I got to spend a day with him, I'd never want that day to end :).


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heyy Steph!

**I'd get to scrub my toilet. I really hate that job.


lol u funny funny girl! That really cracked me up.


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Mich I hope u wudnt trade ur sexy face with hers.


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Kuan thats JLo cmon now lol!



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Ginger ty sweetie!


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Phos I had a very exciting n a busy weekend. How abt u mate?


**I'd rather read more about real people like you.

awww ty ty! :)


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Suga thats so sweet hehe.


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Shiva tnxx!



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2lrbl heyy!


** I mean wouldn't the girls think - if he is good enuf for Jen, he is good enuf for me??

hehe thats a good one.


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Lidia I adore Sydney.


** I personally think it would be fun to go with her to Oxford St and dance in the gay bars

nice idea. I like Oxford St too. Amazing place. Im sure JLo wud like it :)


OMG yeah Im gonna have to make her climb the Bridge hehe.

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Jim okk!



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Uttsy heyyyyy!


**and for me i would tell her to write a song n sing for me

thats a cool idea :)


Wut wud I do if u were here? Thats a big surprise!! So first arrive here and then u'll know hunny.


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Aish heyy!


**I thought the post is for guys only..

did I say that? that means Im a guy too...lol! Nah sweetie it's for everyone. Anyways tnxx!

u dun have time to blog? hmmmm I dunno how to advice u on that cos we all have out own work n play schedules ha :) Well this is what I do...I blog in between work breaks. I dunno how ur work/study is like tho. Anyways good luck sweetie! Just blog when u can. Thats all we can do. Dun force urself to blog when u have more imp things to do.


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Jeevan she didnt turn up in Mumbai?
didnt know JLo was a slacker too.


** will take a pic like getting a kiss from her

awww so sweet!

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Anthony heyy!

**I would take her into my bedroom & lock the door behind us.


And after that? LOL!


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heyy Ashley!

**i'd take her to the zoo.

LOL ok!


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Lera aww ur so kind HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Margie MWAHHHHHHHH!

**so I would probably ask Jlo to come along with me, and see if she could keep up with me on the ski slopes.

I dun think she can beat u on that. Ur quite a good skier arent ya?




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nora I was shocked to realise that Marc mite be anorexic...seriously! Is JLo eating all his food? LOL!


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Sreejith thats good ty!

:)

And Happy Holi to u too!


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Ashley heyy!

**have her team of digital magicians airbrush me all over so I look like the sleek pin-up girl she appears to be in magazines (but not in person!).

LOL!

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Terry awww tnxxx sweetie!



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Shitrint hi sweetie n ty n same to u girl!

yeah ppl celebrate Holi here too...big time :)


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Anup heyy!


**I would prefer to just hang out with her at a pizza place

awww thats so low-key and just great.


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Ego nah Im no big fan of her JLo...I just love her moves...I love her dancing and her enthusiasm in wuteva she does.

:)


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Akshay Happy Holi to u too mate!


**!!!.. and why not JLo because I wonder what it would be to spend a day with Keshi?

aww wut wud u do then? tell me :)



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Sunrise if ur here we'll def have 2 Divas ;-)


**and pray she gives me a huge wad of cash as she leaves

hmm Im sure she'll give u some hehe.


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Fleiger hey ur comment is there at da top :)


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Ashish heyy!


**Well, it would be nice to know from her how she keeps slim and trim (would be very helpful)

hehe cool.

ur married? awww but thats ok...Jen wudnt mind at all ;-)


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Analia heyy!

**but I would love having her hubby singing me one or two songs.

aww thats nice hehe.

yeah u gotta love urself enuff to appreciate urself and spread love to others too. Me so preachy u know LOL!


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Ganesh dun worry, I can imagine wut they r LOL!


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Matty heyy!


**I will go for Nelly furtado

yep she's HOT.



Keshi.

Rex Venom said...

Maybe JLo, you , and me coudl all wrestle. That would be fun. And sweaty. Yup!
And, previous post: Nice picture.
Rock on!

Keshi said...

Rex i.o.w. u want a 3-some with me n JLo...lol good going mate!


Keshi.

Aidan said...

Try and Convert her to Death/Heavy/industrial metal... And some of the great aussie rock acts... Try and get her to do a cover Of Blue Sky Mine.... by Midnight oil:)


I dont find J Lo that attractive, so it would all be focussed on the music:)

Keshi said...

Aidan u've got the BEST idea, tnxx mate! :):)

btw I love Midnight Oil.


Keshi.

Shionge said...

Nice one Keshi :D

I'll cook her my special sweet & sour fish with rice plus fiery chicken curry if she is game enough.

Then I'll propose that later on, we go for a jog around Guilin with her bodyguards running behind us. That would be so cool :D

Keshi said...

Shonge thats so nice of ya :)

LOL @bodyguards! That wud be fun ha.


Keshi.

PRADEEP K. said...

** u mean just cuddle up n snore? LOL! Im just teasing ya.

Hmmmmmmmm... wanna make me speak out more "sexplicitly" huh? ;)

Cheers!

Drama Div@ said...

i guess it all depends how strong is your root...No religion allows suicide! Life is not all ha ha hu ha.. we are not living in a barbie world... IS SUICIDE A SIN? i think the answer is yes!

Akshay said...

Ohh well, it depends on where we are.. whether we are in Sydney/Mumbai/New York/Sahara Desert. So you pick a location and then may be I can think of something :).

La vida Loca said...

its her high profile romances that make me see red.

But you sweetie...i like plenty...you are her body double huh?? hott hottt hottt

Keshi said...

LOL Praddy ur too much now hahaha!


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Drama ehh I guess ur alot busy these days cos that comment belongs in the next post...lol ur so sweet!


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Akshay Sahara Desert sounds like a PUUURFECT place ;-)


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LaVida heyy!

**high profile romances

yeah I know...she's got plenty of that ha.




Keshi.

Akshay said...

Hmm.. Sahara Desert.. very interesting pick.. but I dont think there is anything to do over there.. so we will be just sitting/standing in the middle of the desert and then just keep looking around at the yellow sand. I dont think thats a perfect way to spend a day with Keshi :) Hmm may be just looking at her could be a perfect day for me ;) (Ok that was too cheesy :P)

Keshi said...

Akshay we can pick the most barren and boring places in the world and make it an interesting experience if we have the WILL to have fun :)


**Hmm may be just looking at her could be a perfect day for me

great then wut do I do? LOL!



Keshi.

Akshay said...

You can watch the desert creatures .. :P

Keshi said...

Akshay mebbe I can stare at ya? ;-)

Keshi.

Akshay said...

OK.. Keshi you can stare.. but I am no eye-candy :)

PRADEEP K. said...

MUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH :)
Love ya, Keshi!

Keshi said...

hell u r Akshay!

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Praddy heyy awww. MWAHHHH man!



Keshi.