Wednesday, March 28

Rocket Science

The following items seem to be incomprehensible to the XY chromosome.

**Staying faithful
**Telling the truth
**Shifting ass off the couch
**A day without the Sports channel
**48hrs without sex
**20secs without thinking about sex
**Not talking to a woman's boobs
**Failing to get a quick and fully-covered glimpse of a woman's ass
**A No-Heineken Friday night
**Unhooking a bra
**Tears
**Admitting another guy's good looks

**Keeping things where they belong
**A pretty smart woman
**The fact that clothes need to be washed
**Marriage

**PMS needs
**Cooking without burning down the house
**Shopping
**Listening to a woman's rightful whinge
**And understanding it

**Not fantasising about every woman on Earth!



And they claim us women to be aliens urghhhh!



Now here's a list of what Life is all about:


**Shoes, clothes, accessories etc etc
**Crying every now and then
**Sweet kisses, not molesting

**Shopping the whole day
**The many shades of Pink
**Babies and coochee coos
**Fresh flowers

**Anniversary surprises,ahemm!
**Yakking
**Desperate Housewives
**Some harmless bitching
**Bling bling
**Keeping the place clean
**Exercising Flirting Rights
**Fragrant rooms and clean bed-spreads

**An occasional headache which ofcourse is caused by men!


Got anything to add girls? Men you can join in too, oh alrite then! (rolling eyes here...).


Current Music: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper

111 Cranium Signets:

George said...

Keshi ... you are being totally unfair to at least 2 of us males.

Be well.

SaffronSaris said...

Mwahaha. You got it soooo right. Shoes on top of the list!
:D

talldarkman said...

In the XY chromosomes list.....get shopping to the TOP....keshi......:P

I observe that this view is that of a gal.....*lol* I cud add a few to the "XX" chromosomes...... but prefer to wait for other ppl to have their say (and of course to gauge how many females are out there.....if they hv overwhelming majority...I wud not want to die :( )


talldarkman

priya said...

Keshi: Only you can do this post and well done girl:)

Right now I am speechless reading all those hmmm fantasies....

Shionge said...

Nope...nothing to add coz you have covered most of what was on our mind :D

Well done dear pal!

Jay said...

I have to say that I am totally offended. LOL

Okay, not totally. About 50%.

Mayyyyyyybe 60% offended. LOL

Kidding .. I kid because I care. ;-)

Jewel Rays said...

lol..Keshi

Good one ..Cracked me up.

Cheers!

awaiting said...

I think you covered it all for the most part! LOL!!!

Margie said...

Hi Sweetie
Blowing kisses back to you!
MWAH!
So sweet of you to keep on visiting even though I'm not posting....thank you!
You always brighten up my day!

Hey, I'm lucky...I can't complain much about my guy...I am sooo lucky to have a gem like him!

But, I do belive if more men had a good listening ear, a helping hand
it would show....they truly
UNDERSTAND!!!!!

I am in agreement with you on your list...of What Life is all about!
Good stuff Keshi!


Got to run....Jake has to go on a walk...he's keeping me in great shape...we take at least 4 walks a day!

Have a super day!
Huggggggz!

Blessed said...

Okay, I think it totally makes sense why women and men don't understand each other.

Personally, me being a female and all, I think alot of women are moody and catty. I think it's usually easier to be friends with a man than a woman.

I have had alot of backstabbin' girlfriends in my day.
I definitely have my trust issues, but somehow I seem to trust men before I trust women.

Hope you don't think I'm awful!

tkkerouac said...

What was God thinking?

:P fuzzbox said...

Don't be a hater? Gotta luv us! ;)

divya said...

too good girl...keep smiling!!

Thumbelina said...

Keshi,

LOL! Nice post u've done!

I think i've something to add..

**Blogging!

HaHa

Thumbee

Cazzie!!! said...

I think about running away all day long LOL

Menchie said...

I'm going to add fantazising about MEN!

Men don't have the monopoly on that! LOL!

Aditi said...

hmm I dont know about that second list.. i am not all that fond of pink or say desperate housewives.. hmm.. or even shopping and shoes..
ahem
and i did know a guy who negated some of those things on the first list.. they do exist..

WRYTER/WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Love this post.

I'm not into shoes. I wear boots cause I love kicking ass.

LOL

HUGS!

Bev

Jim said...

i am tired
u wear me out

u post too much too soon

Nadim said...

whats wrong in watching a sports channel? and whats wrong with wanting to have sex 'atleast' once in 48 hrs??? or thinking abt sex once in a while? :O like you girls dont?? :O

**Not talking to a woman's boobs -- i tried... but ur pic had nuthn else :-|

**Failing to get a quick and fully-covered glimpse of a woman's ass" -- there r so many curves now cmon! dont blame us!!! now, the more we stare the bigger is the compliment! y r u even complaining? :O

**A No-Heineken Friday night
whats a friday without beer???? :O

**Admitting another guy's good looks --- its gay!

we DONT fantasize abt every women! only HOT women! :D

and hey... i am a great listener! but ya... im trying to change..!

WRYTER/WP2007 said...

Keshi

What's this toad thing thats got everyone scared.

Mean looking little monster.

'DARWIN, Australia — A "monster" cane toad the size of a small dog has been captured by an environmental group... .'

This thing is making world headlines.

You guys can keep your toad.

LOL

Bev

Nadim said...

"Men you can join in too... " :-|
that was very provocative! or i am lil too drunk to think straight!

KK said...

This seems to be a biased list of things about men and women... all goody goody things for gals and only about sex for guys :(

deepsat said...

oh my!!! does that really work!!! i dont think men's brain is full of sex and boobs!! hey then what is elton john thinking abt??? LOL!!

gaurav said...

Hi Keshi !! remember me (i really doubt)? I have been out of this blogging world since long...
anyways..how r u doing ?
I see that ur still quite regular with bloggin.. nice to see that..

dharmabum said...

thats the biggest bunch of crap i've read, but its fun too :)

Helen said...

Love it, Keshi, especially the blast from the past "Girls Wanna Have Fun" video. I remember standing on my twin bed (and my sis on hers) in my nightgown singing into my hairbrush at the top of my lungs. (of course picturing "having fun" as jumping rope, swinging, etc. etc. ; ) hee hee, what fun!!)

Anonymous said...

It is more complex that rocket science.

Stereotypes are fun to discuss.

Keep it up.

Shiv said...

Whoa!! True and very true...will add on wen i get time!!

La vida Loca said...

i dint see chocolates
sweet vacays
chick lit
i need to laugh a lot

Gaurav said...

Hey keshi,
whats up? how are u ?
long time ..i know i have not been in touch with the blogging world..

reply back

Gaurav said...

I have been moving around a lot..in India ofcourse ... busy with work.. can't say i did not get time to blog.. but didnt get the mood...
how are u doing?
whats up in life there?

alex said...

Keshi,

;)

lol

Poo said...

Hi Keshi howa you sweetie ?

What a post ...muaaahhhh :)) I Love it sweetie.

Imagine a world where the girls, girls rule the earth
Imagine a world where the boys, boys could give birth
Would it be better that way?
Would it be more fun?
Would it be ecstasy?
Would it be a revolution?
Imagine a world where the girls, girls rule the earth

Imagine a world where the girls, girls run the show
Imagine a world where the boys, boys were told no
Would there be peace on earth? , no more guns
Would it be sexier or mass confusion?
Imagine a world where the girls, girls rule the earth

Take care sweetie....

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

I totally disagree....we guys aren't that bad as you make us out to be

And bitching is not always harmless...

Mehak said...

HA HA HA....Awesome post Keshi...loved it to bits....want hubby dear to read this too :)

Sugababee said...

Spot On Kesh!!
hehe

Gaurav said...

Ohh really ? sounds sad yaa.. but u can't help it ..all kinds of ppl in this world.. take care.. I will try to catch up with ur posts (too many .. ehh..lol)

Vikas said...

whats wrong in thinking abt sex ??

dont u girls think abt sex?? dont u like having sex??? i think girls have more of sex then guys....and girls play huge role in making guys to think so

Take Care
Vikas{v]

ღ lil_kath ღ said...

lolzzzz!!! spot on Kesh!! ;)

**Exercising Flirting Rights** ^_^ awwwww...

... i hope guys agree w/ ya at least lol! hehe... ^_~

... hows u babe? was just chillin' at home w/ Rina (she's on 2 weeks spring vacation) so were fightin on pc.again lol! Mom's turn this time ^_^

enjoy lunch muahh!

hugss**

Iceman said...

I really dont havta say anything against the XX folks...

can't imagine a world without boobs!

We love women....!!!!!!!!!

PrAcHi said...

Do all the women are like this??? I was thinking I am too weird :|. Abt men.. LOL.. I totally agree with this ;)
I would think over this to add more :)

ღ lil_kath ღ said...

... not good??? aww what happened sweetie? hugss** take a walk to refresh or come here na... it's "cherry blossoms festival" again, though flowers not bloomed yet here in nearby park!

... hope u get over w/ that soon! m here babe, mail me... i can listen to u!

luv ya! muaahh! tc...

pravin said...

Hello! Gossip *Control* Center? Since when do females have *control* over their never-ending gossiping?

DJ said...

wow... a battle of sexes on a day when you had one is really pleasing...
i won't add anything right now though... :)
i miserably fail to read a girl's brain...
"what women want" is i think far more incomprehensible than the items that can fit on this space...
we surely need a hairdryer like mel gibson had in the movie... ;)

PRADEEP K. said...

:O
What's this, Keshi?
Male-bashing mood, huh?
:)

Cheers!

Die Muräne said...

I must go to the Pub now. But mebbe we can talk about it tomorrow. Or next week. Yeah, lets talk about it next week ;)

Keshi said...

LOL George r ya gonna sue me now? :)


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MWAHAHAHAHA Saffy ;-)

Shoes YUMMMMMMMM! Na I dun eat em lol!

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TDM hey hows u? :)

Shopping is now believed to be one of Mens' fav things to do too...I read that in the papers yday. Well I guess alot of men r turning gay.


**...I wud not want to die

LOL! U know how angry a woman can get ha. Cool. Great to know that ur aware of it. Its safe for ya :):)

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hehe Priya tnxx!



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ty Shionge! :)


Keshi.

Shiva said...

Just a classic example on how natural men are. They always prefer to drink life from its very source.:)

Keshi said...

Jay awww dun be offended mate..just accept it LOL!


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ty Amy :):)



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;-) Tash hun!



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Margie HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

Ur lucky u have a very rare man there :) awwww...

Find me one like that too will ya?


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Blessed hey hows u sweetie?


**but somehow I seem to trust men before I trust women.


I agree...men can be great friends, that's until u marry one of em LOL!


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TK I guess its cos He is a He...so yeah. LOL!


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Fuzzy oooyeah I love men when it comes to certain things..dun get me wrong ;-)



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ty Divya!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Thumbee heyy :)

****Blogging!

LOL yeah women r better bloggers too!


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Caz take me with ya..lol!



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Menchie I so know who ur fantasising right now...Butttttt...ooh lala!


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hey Aditi its ok...not all girls r that girly hehe.


** did know a guy who negated some of those things on the first list

really? I'd say just one or two..yes :)


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Bev I saw that toad on TV..massive Kermit that was :)



**I wear boots cause I love kicking ass.

LOL good one!



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Jim ok!



Keshi.

sophie said...

keshi gaaaaaaaaaallll!!
tat was really wonderful post!!
awesome gal!!
huggs...

Keshi said...

Nadim heyyy :):)

**like you girls dont

oyeah we do but not every 20secs!


**but ur pic had nuthn else

haha good one man!


**y r u even complaining?

cos its kinds embarassing to be stared in the butt :):)


** its gay!

ROFL!



**that was very provocative

ty Nadim lol!


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KK heyy!


** all goody goody things for gals and only about sex for guys

ok this was kind of a come-back post for ur Ladies' clothes n accesories post. LOL!


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Deepz heyy!

**hey then what is elton john thinking abt?

LOL he's thinking of men's boobs :):) They do have boobs dun they?


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Gaurav I rem ya ofocurse! WB! Hows everything? Long time ha. I've been ok mate. I hope the same with ya.

Do come ard again. yeah u've got like 600 posts to catch up with LOL!

ty for dropping by! Its a pleasure to see u here again.


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Dharma thats such a 'guy' thing to say. :)



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awww Helen ty n hugggggggggz!


**in my nightgown singing into my hairbrush at the top of my lungs

LOL so cute! I can just picture ya hehehehe.


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ty Anony :)


Keshi.

Rajeev said...

Don't u think u were exaggerating a lil bit bout the guys :((
POOR US! Sigh! we are the only ones who are always made fun of even tho there is no mistake frm ourside.
That one made me laugh tho!
Nice post.

Peace & Love
JeeVY

Keshi said...

ok Shiv tnxxx!



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hey LaVida!

**i dint see chocolates
sweet vacays


how cud I forget! tnxx for that :)



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Alex :):)



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hey Poo HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


lol cute lil verse there.

well I'd say that if women ruled the world, it'd be alot less smelly. haha!



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hii Ganesh!

**I totally disagree....we guys aren't that bad as you make us out to be

LOL u sound so serious.


**And bitching is not always
harmless...

was that some sorta threat coming from a male? :)


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ty Mehak :)



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tnxx Suga!


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LOL Vikas take it easy :):)

Girls like sex too but they dun thinl abt it every 20secs! Scientifically it's proven that men do :)


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lolllz Kath ty n hugggggggggz!

Im glad ur enjoying ur time with lil Rina. My kisses to her.

MWAH!


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Iceman well-said n ty ;-)



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ty Prachi :)



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heyy Pravin!


**Since when do females have *control* over their never-ending gossiping?

LOL when men take it over.



Keshi.

Neers said...

ah well... quite right with this one here... and yet, cant live without each other!

SamY said...

he he ... battle of the sexes thingy :) ... plenty of generalization ... anyway lemme get into the game too

** Shifting ass off the couch

thats coz once the womans gets into the couch there wudn't be enuf space for the man :D

** 48hrs without sex

that guy must have been a looser ... poor fella, didn't find
anything better than woman in life ... what a waste

** 20secs without thinking about sex

women really think too much of themselves ... they shudn't buy into everything a guy says :p ... some r just to make her happy (like ur the most beautiful/sexy etc.) ... and if a guy ever makes a honest statement it finally ends up in such a conclusion and the woman goin around bragging it

** Not talking to a woman's boobs

yeah yeah! and when a guy doesn't the woman starts thinking he is least romantic ... c'mon give guyz a break :p

** Unhooking a bra

see ... woman r just complex from down under :D ... y can't women be plain n simple like men ... gadgets r meant to be complex, not a woman ;) ... thankfully gadgets don't get bored b4 a guy can figure it out ... unlike a woman LOL

** Keeping things where they belong

guys never have a problem with this until a woman comes into the picture ;)

** A pretty smart woman

ha ha ... which museum can I find em :p

** Cooking without burning down the house

c'mon ... life wud be boring if men were perfect ... we r like phoenix ... rising from the ashes :D

** Listening to a woman's rightful whinge

yeah yeah! stop yakking will ya :p

** And understanding it

if men ever understand em their mind will shut down because of overload ... thats y we never do :)

** Not fantasising about every woman on Earth!

seriously women think too much of themselves ... there are more interesting things in the world that a woman's

and here is what the XX chromosome cannot comprehend ... not that they can understand things anyways :D although they pretend to LOL!

** money doesn't come for free
** men are not ATM
** men wudn't care bout ur $hopping if it commin out'a ur own pockets ;)
** ur fat if u r ... dun ask a guy a gazillion times to clarify on that
** accept that the best chef's in the world are all men

we'll I gt get back to work ... so I'll leave it here

nice post btw :) ... guess thing r better this way ... coz opposites attract ;) ... life wud be borin otherwise ... cheers nutty

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

lol yeah seen this .. very interesting and funny indeed :D

Silvara said...

Actually Keshi - I read somewhere that the 2 things that women most think about in a day is: 1. Their hair and 2. Sex.

hehe and I dunno if I'm a "typical" woman but that's def on my top list :P

Hehe...Also, it alos might bring to the fact that Evs is quite girly because about half those things he doesn't do and some a little more well done than he should :P

shnaggy said...

bravo bravo bravo!!!

but hey, am lucky. my hub is one endangered specie. ;p

and we both love shoes. him... more!!!lol

musings said...

ROFL... lolllll.. this one so funny n so trueee... men n sex... women n shopping... u cant separate them... winks

Tohou Lidia said...

hahahahahaha...the sad thing is...it's probably true!!!!

-Amy

Ekta said...

hahaha!
This is sooo true!!...for men and women!

St. Dickeybird said...

1. always
2. always
3. as often as i can
4. always
5. more often than i'd like
6. impossible
7. i'm tall. doesn't happen
8. why not?
9. usually
10. can't remember
11. not in 22 years
12. fine with that
13. in my wallet?
14. ideal
15. always
16. lovely, if you get it right
17. space?
18. order in
19. lovely
20. not with #5
21. usually
22. surprisingly not

And i'm positive i've got a few XY chromosomes kicking around somewhere...

Asha said...

HAHAHA!!! How true of those brains!! Very clever of you Keshi!:D

tulipspeaks said...

lolz. reading this, i thought of a phrase:

Dogs are man's (men's) best fren,
Diamonds are women's best fren
Now.. who is smarter?

ROFL!


hugsss


=ammu=

Pecos Blue said...

You will be able to find someone who does not have all of those traits : )

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

No no, you miscontrued my comment....

I was not serious at all....

I meant to say that bitching can sometimes damage relationships and hurt people....

Neihal said...

hahahahahahahaha
AWESOME post Keshi.

:)

s0ul said...

I *stand* and *applaud* thee.. haha, kesh, u've covered the entire spectrum honey, proud of ya..one thing i'd like to add to the guys list
** Not taking subtle hints ever! you need to S-p-e-l-l everythg out to them, d'oh!!

and one to the other list
** not having to explain yourself over and over again and excercising the right to roll your eyes and walk away when ur asked inane imploring questions starting with, why-how-when-what-where!! urgh, i hate questions!!!

:-D

LOL! have a good one hun!

Analía said...

I've just come back for some minutes to the blogger's world and I came to say hello Keshi.
I loved the post but this I loved more the comments you got!! Men and women discussing their most representative features, awesome!!
Have you noticed that the ones who complained the most about the lists were the men?
Well, I hope you are doing fine.
Hugzzzz, Ani

tkkerouac said...

tkkerouac said...
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Paul said...

LOL - Very impressive diaphragms - I mean, charts.

Yashita said...

hehhee...nice post:) agree with everything...except for the kids and pink...not too crazy about both:P

Shitrint said...

oh my gawd keshi! this is exactly wat has been going on my mind for so long and u just put it so rightly!!
thanx! :D

i so agree with ur first two points...wats with men and staying faithful or telling the trusth? or NOT MANIPULATING WOMEN?!?!? u know i hav come to realise that men are bigger bitches and gossip mongers than they accuse women to be!

yeah the PMS needs.thats very sad, they dont understand women wen she needs a lil TLC the most!

take care girl! :)

Jeevan said...

Many something something matters for men and nice matters for women! hum… ok ok;) hehe…

Ghost Particle said...

hey! this is not fair! I wash my cloths!

...hemm wat (sex) waz (boobs) the (sex)other(boobs) things(sex) u were (sex)saying(boobs) ...i (sex)cant(boobs) read it(sex)...the words(sex) r(boobs) too(sex) small...(boobs)

Mr. J said...

A No-Heineken Friday night

Keshi Dahling.. how can you be so mean.

Unhooking a bra

D'yu know that it's an art... many guys aspire to excel at and only a few men can boast of?

Cooking without burning down the house

This is quite possible.

The fact that clothes need to be washed

Thank God for washing machines.. but hey, even if they didn't exist, it wouldn't matter much :P
Long live Deo's

Nadim said...

"cos its kinds embarassing to be stared in the butt"

how wud u even know if we r staring??
unless u turn back n wanto check out who is staring... theres no way u can find out! is there? lol! let me know immediately! :-|

Kavi said...

Hmmm ! well. Well. well. Agreee with some. Disagree with the others.

But then thats the case with most of the elements of our world right ?

Rajdeep said...

wonderful work
keep it on
http://rajdeepblog.blogspot.com
infinite news/stuffs for all

Little Miss Muffet said...

Exercising Flirting Rights
Fresh flowers
Desperate Housewives
Some harmless bitching
Shoes, clothes, accessories etc etc

I love them! :D

Akshay said...

Dear Keshi, I solely disagree on how you have chosen to portray men on this post..

1. Staying faithful: like women have never cheated on their men before
2. Telling the truth: again, like women tell mem everything..
3. Shifting ass off the couch: I have never seen women cutting the grass off the lawn, working with tools when it comes to fixing stuff.. I bet we dont do all this while staying on the couch..
4. A day w/o sports channel: This is like asking women to not see Desperate Housewives once a week. Whats wrong in watching sports btw?
5. 48 hours w/o sex: Again this is not true.
6. 20 secs w/o thinking about sex: Now this is from my personal experience.. I dont think of sex every 20 secs. Please dont generalise us.
7. Not talking to women's boobs: How is it our fault when you guys wear clothes that seemly have stuff written on it..we are just trying to read what it says.
8. Failing to get a quick and fully-covered glimpse of a woman's ass: The above answer applies here to. For more reference please refer to the picture on the last post
9. A No-Heineken Friday night: Now whats wrong in having a beer after a hard weeks work???
10. Unhooking a bra: Are you trying to say we cant open bra's or we only look to open bra's?
11. Tears: Again.. who says men dont cry?
12. Admitting another guy's good looks: I dont think we have a problem in admitting if the guy is really good. We dont just judge the book by its cover.
13. Keeping things where they belong: Men are generally known to be messier.. but still i dont think we are so bad.
14. A pretty smart woman: Again so not true. Most men want their women to be smart, so that they would stop asking us some really dumb and weird questions.
15. The fact that clothes need to be washed: This again is not true.
16. Marriage: Are you saying men are not good at marriage? or they dont want to get married? or are they afraid of marriage? Because none of them are true. Men are committed. Yes they do take time, but when they say yes, they really mean it.
17. PMS needs: No comments here :)
18. Cooking without burning down the house: Again this is not true. I can show or introduce you many men, myself included, who are capable of making a completely decent meal w/o burning anything in the house.. you are most welcome to have lunch or dinner with me anytime whenever you are in this part of the world.
19. Shopping; Yes we dont like doing it, but i dont think it is too bad of a problem that it finds itself on this list.
20. Listening to a woman's rightful whinge:To be honest, yes when matters require our attention we pay attention.
21. And understanding it: Are you saying that we dont understand what you say? Because to be honest, women are the most complex creatures on this planet. They are very hard to understand, the more we try, the more complex they get.. so we have all but given up on understanding women.
22. Not fantasising about every woman on Earth!: This is like saying girls dont fantasize about every good looking guy..

Now Keshi, I have something for you.. If you think men are such pea brained, only sex thinking creatures, who cant understand women or bloody well make a decent meal without burning down the house, then why do you go out with them?

Brood Mode said...

Good one! Good Laugh :-)

Fleiger said...

Is this one of those "rightful whinges"?

Anonymous said...

God created man
and rested

then God created woman
and neither God nor man has rested since

Anonymous said...

Hi TASHA

Anonymous said...

i gott a good listening ear, a helping hand

i am romantic
i hold hands when i am yearning to feel her boobs


i kiss her finger tips
when i have more interesting places to kiss

i am a woman's man
and all the young men here hate me for just this reason

some guys here spend a lotta time building biceps and triceps

i asked my daughter
she says women are not turned on by muscle

but by loving men
not macho men

,
Hi SOUTHY !
,

Keshi said...

DJ heyy!

**i miserably fail to read a girl's brain

LOL!

ooh I like Mel. ;-)


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Praddy o no male-bashing at all..Just the facts ;-)


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Murane heyy!

**Yeah, lets talk about it next week

LOL thats such a guy-thing to say...lets talk abt it next week or in next life! Why do guys hate talking abt things? :)

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heyy Shiva!

**Just a classic example on how natural men are

BRAVO BRAVO for accepting that these are natural traits of men. Well-done for being so gutsy :)


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Sophie ty sweetie!



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Jeevy hey WC n tnxx!


**we are the only ones who are always made fun of even tho there is no mistake frm ourside

LOL u seem like ur crying. ok ok guys r nice too...when they wanna be that is :)


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Neers rightly stated...I cant live w.o. em either ;-)


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LOL Samy!


**we r like phoenix ... rising from the ashes

I like that one :) Atleast u agreed to burning down the place hahaha!

As if men dun yakk!! OMG!


**money doesn't come for free

did women say that it's free?


** men are not ATM

Im glad I knew that cos I didnt go insert my card into wrong places LOL!


** men wudn't care bout ur $hopping if it commin out'a ur own pockets ;)

LOL men were made to protect and TC of women na...so plz bear with it.


** ur fat if u r ... dun ask a guy a gazillion times to clarify on that

not that they notice any changes anyways!


** accept that the best chef's in the world are all men

really? but the best chef in the world is the mother, isn it? :)


tnxx Samy! Had fun reading ur funny come-bakks :)


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hehe tnxx Cheesy!



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Silvara :)


**1. Their hair and 2. Sex.

That'd be right by me. :) ok not the SEX one..I dun think abt SEX all the time. D u? lol!


Evs must be a very cool guy. Ur lucky babez.


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Shnaggy I knew they did exist somehow...I mean the Red Fox and the White Rhino kind ;-)

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m000nie heyy!


**men n sex... women n shopping

Spot on! :)


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:):) Lidia.



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hehe tnxx Ekta!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

awwwww Dickeybird ty! :)

**5. more often than i'd like

LOL I knew it.


U have all sorts of chromosomes and its the way to be mate ;-). ty so much!!


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Asha ty! :)


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Ammu hey hugggggggz!

**Dogs are man's (men's) best fren,
Diamonds are women's best fren
Now.. who is smarter?

LOL good one.

can any man out there explain that? :)


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heyy Pecos!

**You will be able to find someone who does not have all of those traits

yeah I will..but it'll be when Im abt 65? LOL!


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Ganesh no worries...I was just teasing ya :)

And I agree..too much bitching is not good at all.


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Neihal :)


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Purnima heyy!

**Not taking subtle hints ever! you need to S-p-e-l-l everythg out to them, d'oh!!

so damn true! it's a bit like how they can only see black and white...other colors dun exist LOL!


** not having to explain yourself over and over again and excercising the right to roll your eyes and walk away when ur asked inane imploring questions starting with, why-how-when-what-where!! urgh, i hate questions!!!

LOL hahahaha!

ur so sweet Purnima - I cud just picture ya doing that :):)

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hello Analia hows ur break looking these days? Nice to have ya back for a while. HUGGGGGGGGZ!


**Have you noticed that the ones who complained the most about the lists were the men?

LOL yes. I wonder why!

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OK TK :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Paul!

**Very impressive diaphragms - I mean, charts

Isnt diaphragm a body part of some sort? LOL!


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heyy Yash how u doin?


**except for the kids and pink...not too crazy about both

aww u dun like Pink that much? well its not that my bed-spreads r barbie pink or my towel's hot pink with light pink dots...lol...I like some ligher shades of murky pinks. And babies...I love em!

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Shitrint I can do with some TLC right now :(


** or NOT MANIPULATING WOMEN

so damn true! I forgot to mention that but most men manipulate their women in some ways that r not often not obvious...hell yeah ur right.


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TY Jeevan :)



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Ghosty u cant read cos ur obsessed with boobs and ur eye-balls have now become a pair of boobs...LOL!

hahahha wut u wrote was soooo funny, ty! :)



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heyya Johno!

**Keshi Dahling.. how can you be so mean.

ok ok have it then :)


**D'yu know that it's an art... many guys aspire to excel at and only a few men can boast of?

LOL u seem to be an expert?


**Cooking without burning down the house
This is quite possible.

tnxx for admitting it :):)



**The fact that clothes need to be washed
Thank God for washing machines..

I can say the same LOL!


**but hey, even if they didn't exist, it wouldn't matter much :P
Long live Deo's

hahahahaha!

ty J!


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Nadim heyy!

**unless u turn back n wanto check out who is staring... theres no way u can find out! is there? lol! let me know immediately

LOL! Didnt u know women have eyes at the back of their heads too?

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hehe Kavi :)



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Rajdee WC n ty!



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Miss.Muffet good on ya babez ;-)


G-I-R-L-Z R-O-C-K!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Akshay hows it going? :)


whoaaa a full analysis here...lets see what u have to say.


**1. Staying faithful: like women have never cheated on their men before

ok ok mebbe there some bad bad women out there...but I was reffering to all men I have known so far and comparing em with me...the sweet innocent ever-faithful me :)



**2. Telling the truth: again, like women tell mem everything..

wut d ya wanna know abt us? ;-)



**3. Shifting ass off the couch: I have never seen women cutting the grass off the lawn, working with tools when it comes to fixing stuff.. I bet we dont do all this while staying on the couch..

do mean vaccum the house, shop for groceries, cook, clean, wash, TC of the kids etc etc as much as women do?


**4. A day w/o sports channel: This is like asking women to not see Desperate Housewives once a week. Whats wrong in watching sports btw?

Once a week compared to Everyday? :)



**5. 48 hours w/o sex: Again this is not true.

ok mebbe this one isnt sooo true...but its a proven fact that men need more sex than women do.


**6. 20 secs w/o thinking about sex: Now this is from my personal experience.. I dont think of sex every 20 secs. Please dont generalise us.

Im so sorry then :(


**7. Not talking to women's boobs: How is it our fault when you guys wear clothes that seemly have stuff written on it..we are just trying to read what it says.

ok atleast u admitted to it :)


**8. Failing to get a quick and fully-covered glimpse of a woman's ass: The above answer applies here to. For more reference please refer to the picture on the last post

which one? The KISS MY pic...well whats so starable at that? it's just a shorts-covered butt!


**9. A No-Heineken Friday night: Now whats wrong in having a beer after a hard weeks work???

ok ok u can have it :)


**10. Unhooking a bra: Are you trying to say we cant open bra's or we only look to open bra's?

Im saying u cant.


**11. Tears: Again.. who says men dont cry?

cmon most men dun cry and make fun of women when they cry.


**12. Admitting another guy's good looks: I dont think we have a problem in admitting if the guy is really good. We dont just judge the book by its cover.

but when it comes to women, most guys judge em by their looks...alot of guys fall for looks.


**13. Keeping things where they belong: Men are generally known to be messier.. but still i dont think we are so bad.

ok agreed :)



**14. A pretty smart woman: Again so not true. Most men want their women to be smart, so that they would stop asking us some really dumb and weird questions.

LOL!



**15. The fact that clothes need to be washed: This again is not true.

ok! One guy here just stated they depend on DEOs alot :):)


**16. Marriage: Are you saying men are not good at marriage? or they dont want to get married? or are they afraid of marriage? Because none of them are true. Men are committed. Yes they do take time, but when they say yes, they really mean it.

Most men are afraid of committment. I have seen it, heard it, experienced it. Now I know I havent met EVERY man on Earth, but i have enough friends and my own experiences to make that a theory abt men. Men are afraid of committments. So I'd have to disagree with u here. :)


**17. PMS needs: No comments here :)

ok :) but have u heard of TLC?



**18. Cooking without burning down the house: Again this is not true. I can show or introduce you many men, myself included, who are capable of making a completely decent meal w/o burning anything in the house.. you are most welcome to have lunch or dinner with me anytime whenever you are in this part of the world.

:) sweet.


**19. Shopping; Yes we dont like doing it, but i dont think it is too bad of a problem that it finds itself on this list.

really? good to know.


**20. Listening to a woman's rightful whinge:To be honest, yes when matters require our attention we pay attention.

wow!


**21. And understanding it: Are you saying that we dont understand what you say? Because to be honest, women are the most complex creatures on this planet. They are very hard to understand, the more we try, the more complex they get.. so we have all but given up on understanding women.

LOL good going Akshay.


**22. Not fantasising about every woman on Earth!: This is like saying girls dont fantasize about every good looking guy..

nah..I dun fantasise abt Brad Pitt. Go figure!


**Now Keshi, I have something for you.. If you think men are such pea brained, only sex thinking creatures, who cant understand women or bloody well make a decent meal without burning down the house, then why do you go out with them?

OMG i didnt say men r pea-brained! Did I say that Akshay?

This was all in good fun. Im sorry if any of this offended ya.


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Broody ty!



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heyy Fleiger!

**Is this one of those "rightful whinges"?


LOL yes. tnxx for understanding it. Now there's a nice n understading man. Ur rare :)

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heyy Saby how have u been? I missed ya man.


**God created man
and rested
then God created woman
and neither God nor man has rested since


LOL haha!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hi again Saby!

Good one there. True, women dun like macho men...muscles dun do much for us..a loving and affectionate heart does.

:) And Im sure u r one of those 'loving' men.


Keshi.

Aidan said...

20secs without thinking about sex... hrmm ok you got me there... wait ill try.... nope didnt work.

**48hrs without sex, it cant be done..

**Not fantasising about every woman on Earth!
still yet to fantasise about the following, Paulene hanson, Amanda vanstone, Susan Surandon, Britney, Paris Hilton, most teen pop idols and all girl bands.

**The fact that clothes need to be washed we understand it but choose not to do it:)


**The many shades of Pink, its bad enough that there is one...

*** understanding the toilet seat works in two ways up AND down, it can be interchanged with the slightest about of effort and doesnt not require discussion.

Keshi said...

LOL aidan ur comment was too funny.


**20secs without thinking about sex... hrmm ok you got me there... wait ill try.... nope didnt work.

haha!


**48hrs without sex, it cant be done..

awwww...



**Not fantasising about every woman on Earth!
still yet to fantasise about the following, Paulene hanson, Amanda vanstone, Susan Surandon, Britney, Paris Hilton, most teen pop idols and all girl bands.

LOL hahaha!


**The fact that clothes need to be washed we understand it but choose not to do it:)

eww eww ewww ;-)


**The many shades of Pink, its bad enough that there is one...

I know most men r color-blind.


*** understanding the toilet seat works in two ways up AND down, it can be interchanged with the slightest about of effort and doesnt not require discussion.

how cud I dorget that one! thats a good one :) ty Aidan!



Keshi.

Fleiger said...

Hmm... thanks for the praise.

To let you in on the secret, I was asking because I didn't understand whether it was or wasn't ;)

The Phosgene Kid said...

Talking boobs? Where?!

Keshi said...

LOL Fleiger ur such a meanie :(


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haha Phos its for u to find out :)



Keshi.

Jac said...

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kudos!

Akshay said...

No you didnt offend me.. everything I answered was in fun. :)

Keshi said...

LOL Jac!


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Hey Akshay I knew it ;-)



Keshi.

Cheesemeister said...

Good Lord, I think I must be a hermaphrodite! I don't fit the "men" list but I don't fit the "women" list either. Look and see:
**Shoes, clothes, accessories etc etc
So long as it covers what it needs to cover I really don't care. I wear scrubs or sweats and Crocs or athletic shoes (because I'm so athletic of course) and I like cheap jewelry and whatever purse will hold all my crap.
**Crying every now and then
Being a bit serious here, I never cry in front of people. I was taught that crying was weak.
**Sweet kisses, not molesting
Depends on who the kiss is from whether its sweet or not, but I agree!
**Shopping the whole day
I HAAAAAATTTTEEEEE shopping and only do so when I have to.
**The many shades of Pink
Pink is ok but I prefer blue and purple.
**Babies and coochee coos
I like babies but to me, the cootchie coo is dancing.
**Fresh flowers
Afraid not. My cats would eat them!
**Anniversary surprises,ahemm!
I don't have an anniversary and my darn son never remembers my birthday!
**Yakking
I actually communicate much more on the computer, but I do like to chat sometimes.
**Desperate Housewives
HAAAAAAATTTTTTEEEEE IT!!!!!
**Some harmless bitching
As a curmudgeon I believe bitching is everyone's right!
**Bling bling
Mine is all cheap but means something to me.
**Keeping the place clean
I suck ass at this.
**Exercising Flirting Rights
I do not flirt. Ever.
**Fragrant rooms and clean bed-spreads
Um...too many animals for anything to qualify as "fragrant" and I haven't had a bedspread in years. I sleep on a dilapidated old couch.
**An occasional headache which ofcourse is caused by men!
Except when its caused by pets.

I hope this doesn't come off as attacking what you posted--I tend to over-analyze everything!

Keshi said...

Meister I loved ur answers LOL! Way to go girl ;-)

ROFL @pets!

I like purple and blue too...lovely colors!

HUGGGGGGGGGZ!
Keshi.

diyadear said...

keshi.. ur a darling... hugs n kisses to u for this post... its too gud.. :)

Keshi said...

ty Diya :)

Keshi.

--Sunrise-- said...

LMAO LMAO LMAO... ohhh boy!! :P Girl - here is another compliment for you - YOU ARE CRAZY!

I was going to give you a whole speech on how not all men and women are like that (and especially your portrayal of women as Barbie-doll bimbos... sigh! I am not a feminist, but...!), but I'll save it since I know you're just messing about... so I guess it will suffice to say, "HILARIOUS!!" :D

Arm Pitt said...

I have only one thing to disagree - unhooking a bra! That is not rocket science..now, how do i prove it to ya? :P

Shiva said...

Keshi, who am I to accept!! Even Sigmund Freud has proved it. Every action, irrespective what you do, always is directed to toward satiating the hunger whose source is always sex. Hence, we can conclude that its manifestation may be differnt like greed, power,love,passion,lust,obesity, depression........even spirituality. But his discovery was a generalization of humanbeings, and not men alone:) May I always look for the synergy in sex (male and female) and not the differntiation

Keshi said...

LOL Sunrise u got that right :) TY!


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Arm_Pitt how can u prove it to me? Well u can demosntrate it to us thru a youTube video? LOL!



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wow interesting comment there Shiva :) TY!




Keshi.

Arm Pitt said...

better than youtube, why dont you tube down here :) (I meant why dont you come down here)

are you okay now? good that you were calm..it s a stupid thing to ask for an eulogy now, but since you asked - My love by J.T..good enough?

Keshi said...

aww I love My Love by JT. ty so much! :)

U want me to be in India?

Keshi.