Wednesday, March 14

Untold Stories

I really don't wanna bring Mr.Darcy up in my blog again but I'm compelled to, now that alot of you have asked me why I can't be just friends with him. You remember my last post about Mr.Darcy? Well in that last post I didn't mention one little thing that you should know of. (Those of you who don't know the whole Mr.Darcy story, please read the following old posts, that is only if you are looking for some good comedy - Mr.Darcy Meets Keshi, The Happiness Of The Pursuit, A Cinderella Story and Love Stinks in that order please). After the grey-matter-less reasons he gave for not wanting to carry on any further, he said one more thing that sliced my confidence in humanity into 7 billion pieces. Not cos I loved him (duh!) but cos I lost all faith I had in human civilisation due to those very words he said. It was beyond belief that a guy who claimed he's crazy about me could really say something that heartless, rather dim-witted. I was not prepared to write it down here in my blog at that time. Cos I was probably in some romantically-induced anaphylactic shock (did I spell that right?) at the time people. So my sincere apologies for keeping you in the dark for so long. Ok now I can see so many people going 'Cut the crap and get on with it Keshi, we wanna know what he did, before the dawn of 2008 if possible'. OK so here's what happened:

After he gave his pathetic excuses for the break-up (I really don't wanna call it a break-up cos it only lasted 7days and I wasn't hooked on him either...so what should I call it guys, hiccup?), I told him that it's really ok cos I see no point in carrying on with someone who can't make decisions for himself, and also cos his so-called Love for me wasn't Love at all. The No-Frills Romeo was devastated to hear that from me so he goes 'It's not that I don't like you but like my parents and sis say, I'd have more time with someone much younger than me...so why should I get someone who's the same age as I am when I can get someone 7yrs junior perhaps (that indicates an underage schoolgirl for sure). btw I'm really sorry for hurting you by saying that'. Boy o boy I puked a Nile river at that very minute and felt like shooting myself to get out of the shock. Seriously, are most men as thick as that? I mean younger women buying them more time? C'MON! You can only live as long as YOUR heart keeps beating. And what if your very young wife dies from some accident way before you die? LOL ok, anyways that was not what really really shocked me...wait on, I haven't even got to that point yet. So when he txted me saying that, I was bloody annoyed that I'm letting some dude really speak to me like that. I then said to him that what he said didn't bother me at all, cos such words come out of insensitive people. And he apologised and said that he felt like a jerk blah blah blah (hello 'felt like'? You are a certified jerk). Then I said it's Ok and that we must end this whole big drama on a 'friendly' note for the good of everyone. Guess what he said then? Just guess. I knew it that you wouldn't be able to guess it...cos what he said was out of this world...such thoughts probably don't exist even in the planet of Apes. This is what he said. Now drum roll please...drrrrr drrrr drrrrrrrrrrrrrrr drr drr drr!

'I have 2 conditions for you if we are to remain as friends...1. If and when I find a partner you can't be jealous about it and create probs for us.
2. You can't associate me as a friend thinking that I might change my mind on this decision and go out with you again'.

GO FIGURE!

If someone was saying that to you when you have just broken up with him/her, what would your immediate thought be? Mine was quite suicidal man. While I do understand that he may have concerns about being friends with me, what kind of guy would say that to a girl he had just broken up with? I mean it's not great timing is it LOL! It's like pushing her off the cliff and then shooting her as she falls down. And he's already thinking about his next GF? What a joke! I was jaw-dropped for few mins before I could answer that txt cos I was in big big trauma here. My mum walked into the room that minute and saw my frozen self with a fully-opened mouth, with a mobile in her hands, looking like a statue in horror. She looked at me and asked me if I'm dead and then walked away LOL! Cos really guys, I couldn't believe anyone with that kind of a deranged conscience...worse, for Keshi to have dated someone like him! That makes me a fully certified mental patient...not that I had much doubts about that but hey I didn't know I would put myself through THAT - that kind of gunk. I don't deserve that but hey what can I do...cos the damage was already done, and there I was with my mobile phone in my hands reading that txt again and again, hoping so pathetically for it to be from some alien from Pluto who txted me in between this convo. Well no such luck, it was from Mr.Darcy himself. Guess what I told him after the trauma ceased to exist? Blasted him till he shitted in his schoolboy-shorts and asked him who he thinks he is...whether he dreams of all the girls on this Earth chasing after him. And I told him that he aint gonna have any trouble from me cos Im not the kind of girl who'd fall for someone as pathetic as he is. He was dumb-founded at that comment from me and I think I heard him sob, really. Cos he whined to me saying Keshi how can you say something so cruel etc etc. And then we ended the whole convo by wishing each other good luck (good luck with his grey-matter growth that is). That was 3 months ago. And since that day he has been a ghost to me - in my world, he's dead. He lacks self-confidence and respect for others. I don't believe in such people.


Friendship is not a pre-designed road-map. It doesn't come with well-identified street names, routes and destinations. And it certainly doesn't have a designated driver. In friendship we are all equally responsible and in control of it.

So now you tell me, does he even deserve my friendship?





Current Music: In The End by Linkin Park

124 Cranium Signets:

azuka said...

Right on point Keshi. That was a senseless comment but hey, you never know... at least he's not hiding that part of him from you

Margie said...

No Keshi...Mr. Darcy deserves NOTHING from you!
He's a big jerk!

Hugs Sweetie!

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

Thank god you broke up with such an a**hole....

RamaG said...

Okay. I take back what I've said earlier. You might shoot off your mouth every once in a while but there's a limit to it.

Its sad to see that there are such very insensitive fools on the planet who cant make their own decisions and have no consideration for humans, let alone friends or girlfriends.

I'm no one to advice you but if I were you..I'd reply back curtly to the text saying - I dont want to speak to you and dont ever text me again. Yes sometimes you do have to stand up for your dignity.

-Ram.

RamaG said...

on a completely different note...I love Linkin' Park and In The End.
:)
-Ram.

Autumn Storm said...

Most definitely not the man for you and that certainty, even with those comments lurking, has to be so much easier to come to terms with than potential thoughts of what-might-have-been. I think, you should be his friend, if for nothing else, you may be able to teach him a thing or two. :-D
Onwards and upwards to better things.

Happy Wednesday!

Nora said...

Keshi, you already know the answer. x

PRADEEP K. said...

"Treat others the way they treat you. Do unto them what they do unto you." -Prady.

That should say enough about what I would have done if I were in your shoes, Keshi.

Of course, you are the best person to decide for yourself. :)

Cheers!
-Prady

Mr. Evil said...

Soooooo... i'm assuming he knows when he's going to kick the bucket? Considering the fact that he plans to die before his better half. I'm sure u have a few friends who're willing to put him out of his misery now itself? :D

Neihal said...

yup like all I think he desrves nothing from you.
It really sucks.
Lurve that song btw :)

Anonymous said...

Keshii


Everyone loves a good fable, and this is certainly one. The protagonist is Julian Mantle, a high-profile attorney with a whacked-out schedule and a shameful set of spiritual priorities. Of course it takes a crisis (heart attack) to give Mantle pause. And pause he does--suddenly selling all his beloved possessions to trek India in pursuit of a meaningful existence. The Himalayan gurus along the way give simple advice, such as,, "What lies behind you and what lies before you is nothing compared to what lies within you." ,Yet it is easy to forgive the story's simplicity because each kernel of wisdom is framed to address the persistent angst of Western white-collar professionals.

from the monk who sold his ferrari
by Robin Sharma

Anonymous said...

Ramag
ditto

i tink u have a vested interest

Anonymous said...

ditto autumn storm and Ganesh

SamY said...

** Mr.Darcy story, please read the following old posts, that is only if you are looking for some good comedy - Mr.Darcy Meets Keshi, The Happiness Of The Pursuit, A Cinderella Story and Love Stinks in that order please).

and now "Untold Stories" ... the saga is complete :D ... this is the series of posts I mentioned in one of my prev comments

NO ... he doesn't deserve a friendship ... only disregard ... u shud have deleted it as if spam :)

** 'It's not that I don't like you but like my parents and sis say, I'd have more time with someone much younger than me...so why should I get someone who's the same age as I am when I can get someone 7yrs junior perhaps (that indicates an underage schoolgirl for sure). btw I'm really sorry for hurting you by saying that'

am not sure if he just meant longevity nutty ;) ... he proly meant someone younger to feast on ... if u understood what I mean ... Mr.Darcy seems to be desperate moron from an era long gone ... such ppl still exist

=)) ... on a lighter note ... u shud send him a valentines day card next year with that cat with the gun pic :D LOL!

Anonymous said...

FUCK
dis sounds like a reality show

Keshi
u r insensitive

SamY said...

heyyyyyyyyyyyy I lurve this track "In The End by Linkin Park" ... I listen to it in a blaring volumn when I am broke ... I even try to scream along with chester ;)) ... once my throat gives up I relax and the depression fades away ;)) ... works every time ... been a long time since I'v had to :)

Anonymous said...

Keshi

u r a drama queen
u SUXS

Anonymous said...

u dont disclose intimate details of another person on the net


dis is in bad taste

Anonymous said...

SHEESHH
the tings one does to claim the blog oscars

Anonymous said...

BS lyrics by Lincoln Parj



It starts with one..
and multiplies 'til you can taste the sun
and burnt by the sky you try to take it from.
but if it falls theres no place to run
crumbling down, It's so unreal...

They're dealing you in to determine your end
and sending you back again to places you've been
and bending your will, til it breaks you within
and still they fill their eyes...

With the twilight through the skylight
and the highlights on a frame of steel.
See the brightness of your likeness
as I write this on a pad
with the way I feel...

Hear the screaming in my dreaming
as its seeming that you've played your part.
like you're heartless take apart this
in the darkness while I know that..

I tried so hard, and got so far,
but in the end it doesn't even matter.
I had to fall to lose it all,
but in the end it doesn't even matter.

I've looked down the line and what's there is not what ought to be.
Held back by the battles they fought for me,
Calling me to be part of their property,
and now I see that I get no chance...

I get no break; fakes and snakes quickly lead to mistakes
and as the tightrope within slowly starts to thin
I can only hope that they close their eyes...

To the twilight through the skylight
and the highlights on a frame of steel.
See the brightness of your likeness
as I write this on a pad
with the way I feel...

Hear the screaming in my dreaming
as its seeming that you've played your part.
like you're heartless take apart this
in the darkness while I know that..

I tried so hard, and got so far,
but in the end it doesn't even matter.
I had to fall to lose it all,
but in the end it doesn't even matter.

I've put my trust in you
pushed as far as I can go
for all this
theres only one thing you should know...

I've put my trust in you
pushed as far as I can go
for all this
theres only one thing you should know...

I've put my trust in you
pushed as far as I can go
for all this
theres only one thing you should know...

I tried so hard, and got so far,
but in the end it doesn't even matter.
I had to fall to lose it all,
but in the end it doesn't even matter.

Tohou Lidia said...

My gosh...he must think he's God's gift to women! To automatically assume you would be jealous!! Hahaha...it will be funny to see what would happen if you got a boyfriend before he got a girl....see if he's abit jealous...i guarantee you he will be ;)

-Amy

Poo said...

NO NO NO NO and a BIG NO ...he is a BIG JERK, insensitive, doesn't know how to speak to a woman, he is ....... !!!
I was so dam right ..he actlly deserves nobody ... NOT even your friendship, NOT even a hello, NOT even a Bye , NOT even a smile from you!!! and NOT even a look. JUST IGNORE that ""DARSTINK"" ... how cud you even let him say all that shit!! You are not going to take bloody any shit from anybody like MR DARSTINK.(ASSHOLE or without a hole)

Friendship is something like what we have ...even though we dont know each other, we atleast respect each other's feelings. We are atleast there to share both sorrows and happiness ...

I wonder how Mr DARSTINK handles his new younger GF!! who will have no boobs, no curves and bloody nothing in her !!!:))

and those two conditions ... bloody hell what does he think about himself ? he is John Abraham or what ? Jealous... huh !!! and go out with him again ... Never !!!

Cheer up Girl ... you should have not even replied to his last msg...i wud have not done that!!
Take care and plss dont spoil you night thinking about all this!! sleep well, sweet dreams.

Keep Smiling :)

vinay said...

Keshichan one doubt!! many of your blogs are realted to him!!! u spend time writing about him...and thinking right words to describe the feelings you had..and all those jazz.....so is it not that you still think about him a lottt???


and yes by the way..the explnation he gave...was sure silly!!!! no one in "love" would say that!!!

Aditi said...

oh shucks he isnt worth any effort.. its such precious illustrious samples of males that parade themselves as human that make me wonder
seriously someone younger then him would afford him more time **SMACK**
puhlease such thinking tells me he doesnt deserve u as a friend even cuz he is a male chauvanist with thinking as big as a small pipeline..
what an idiot and what idiotic rationality

Mr. J said...

Ooooppps.. I take back my last comments. Dump him. DUMP him in the bin.

Die Muräne said...

WHAT.A.POOF !!!

Die Muräne said...

Okay, I didn't know about that part of the story. Even thought it's such a sad story I had to laugh out many times from your funny writing! Haha, so cool.

But he should have his chance to grow up and have his own opinion and act like an adult man and everything. And maybe then you can finally be friends again... in a few years or so.. ;P

Has to be me said...

As the jerk to move off! Be happy u didnt opt 4 him!

PrAcHi said...

Well well well... I think I was quite right about predicting Mr Darrcy :D. But yeah.. I never guessed that he will be such a horrible person. He is bull shit. Just tell him ti FO. I don’t think so he understands the meaning of the word FRIENDSHIP. Why do he always comes up with some conditions? Oh my god.. I just can’t believe that he is such an AH.

Iceman said...

We all have our untold stories.. dont' we?

That leaves you wrecked... burnt... and scared for life...

Have no idea how to cope up...
All U do is to lie to urself... that it dint happen!

Doesn't feel good to call the shorts on something u worked so hard for... built a lot of dreams... put so much of life into it... just because ur partner is not strong enough to consider you even worthy of a fight with her/his folks?

Well... Life's a bitch!

Thats all I can say!

Lera said...

Keshi, you've got a point,you may take few hours trying to consider all possibilities, depends on how you choose to view your current situation but , I do feel eventually you are just going to take the plunge.:)Remember, friends do come in all sizes and shapes he hee

Shitrint said...

oh keshi...now we know.
i had always been wondering especially since that day wen u said u walked past mr. darcy without looking at him. i thought some big clash mightve taken place. and i understood wen u mentioned the words 'conditions' put down by him. geez are all guys like that? coz my ex said the same thing to me. everytime we were on the verge of a breakup, he wud ask me wat shud i do wen i start liking soemone else? shud i come and tell u...shud i let that women go...blah blah!! i mean cmon we havnt broken up yet, and im trying to save the relationship by talking it out, and there he was talking abt another 'next' woman in his life!! wat do they really think? that all women will go ga-ga over them till they last on this planet?!?!? this attitude really sucks man! i cant imagine myself mouthing such words ever.

and i am also a bit doubtfula bt the "my parents dont really like u" crap! and the bullshit abt someone younger just made no sense! i mean i just cannot see an analogy or logic there!!

and the answer to ur question is, nope i dont think he deserves ur frendship. we can all see that even if this thing lasted only 7 days and was 3 months back, it does still hurt u. i dont think u shud be wasting time and mental space on thoughts abt him. u deserve better, girl!

he's really a jerk. all men are! good u didnt end up with him and got to see his real face early on!

david santos said...

Hello!
This work is fantastic, thank you
have nice week

WRYTER said...

Hi Keshi

Would you like me to send Rin down to help you??

LOL

Bev

deepsat said...

on a certain level of modesty, the guy is only plain penis!! nothing more, nothing less!!!

quit wasting time on even thinking abt such individuals!!

robert said...

Hey dear...u have taken the right decision...that man is not meant for u dear..u deserve a prince and not any jerk...my best wishes r with u....i have posted a very interesting article on my blog today...u can check that out for some fun :)

freemorpheme said...

whoa! girl is australia falling short of guys?? i dnt think so! you will find sum1 else. and abt d frdship part..."WHAT FRIENDSHIP??!!!" babes u knw better! :) and for mr.fucking darcy..he is on his way to hell :) smile d world is beautiful :D

priya said...

Keshi: If its over then don't turn back.

Pritika Gupta said...

U served him right he was senseless..empty headed..fellow..

Homo Escapeons said...

This guy is a f**king little baby! What a gigantic retard he is for the entire my parents told me that I deserve someone younger and we can be f**k buddies until I find a suitable mate!!
For one thing you dumbass whoever is in unfortunate enough to marry you will statistically outlive you anyway you idiot..finding someone younger means that they will outlive you even longer...and who gives a crap what your parents want...are THEY marrying this person..it's your life you moron..oh I can't even write about this I am so f**king mad...
Find the USS Enterprise from Star Trek and lure him on board and into the transporter room...then beam him down to that Planet where everybody is 6 frickin' years old.
He is a complete f**king Mommy's Boy Moron!!!
He is perfect for any 10th Century girl who still believes that women are chattel.

avanibala said...

keshi dear...you shud have told that jerk that women are like wine...they get better as they age..

got ur comment on my post....yes my hubbs can get mushy at times,say once a year...rest of the time he is one of those beer-drinking-cigarette-smoking-hardly-any-clothes-on-football-watching-balls-scratching DUDE!!!

hugs from a proud 30year old....proud of ur decision and resolve to stick to it.

Sanjay said...

Just this to say.. "Spend no more time on Mr. Darcy". He is not worth your while after he said that to you.

Pecos Blue said...

NO! He has total issues and seems only capable of a toxic friendship of any kind!

Don't waste anymore energy on him!

Jay said...

He absolutely does not deserve your friendship! You can't be friends with somebody who puts conditions on friendship! Frienship is unconditional acceptance. He wants to put conditions on that?

Also, he clearly doesn't respect you and how can you be friends with someone who doesn't have respect for you.

This guy is a total loser. You are WAYYYYYYYYYYY better than him. Tell him to get lost.

ARUN said...

you broke up with that idiot is good move , i appreciate this.........i read ur blog for first time it was worth watching

divya said...

he doesn't deserve your friendship!!
man!! what does he think?? i am so angry ...wish......

KK said...

Hey Keshi, Just dump him and keep moving... he doesn't even deserve so many posts in your blog :)

Cuckoo said...

Sorry Keshi... we didn't know this part of the story.

NO is the answer. He doesn't deserve you. Period.

niki yokota said...

oh hes really weird...
>hello 'felt like'? You are a certified jerk).

well said keshi-chan!!!
i think hes juz inmature ;)

alex said...

No one deserves anything. It is your choice.

Jeevan said...

That was very bad that he hurts u so much. It shows that how he was understood u, very wrong! And his conditions were senseless act, I think he text u, to make u worry in the name of friendship. Now its time for u to decide!

Take care dear. Hugssss…

Top cat said...

"mental issues" is the only term that comes to mind.
tc

Asha said...

NO Keshi!! What have I been telling ya all these times?! Be courteous when you meet like you would any other human being and that's it.
He sounds like a very typical Indian "boy" who looks for a young girl even though he has one foot in the grave.I know a 35 year Doctor(Arvind's friend!) marrying a 18yr old for the same reason.
"you get time"!! It creeps me out!!Stay away from him,he is really nasty to say all those things.He is one of those who do bad things and cry for forgiveness only to repeat the same!!Ick!!

Shionge said...

So shallow! Obviously he is not fully grown yet...he is BRAIN DEAD I bet.

starry nights said...

Keshi I am sooooo sorry.I take back my previous comment.He is a jerk.I dont think he deserves any girl.He is just a spoilt no good brat who thinks all the girls in this world are for him.I am glad you sent him packing.don't look back.I think God was on your side that it did not work out.He is very immature and I can say a few more names but I have to stop.Don't even look at him again.How young does he want to go?

gautami tripathy said...

He being a jerk or not, you get on with your life.

You will find a better person.

praveen said...

duh no...like crap he was never in love with u obviously and i dont think he'll ever do find true love. he dosen't know what love is all. Period...

Probably he's just looking forward to screwing some poor young gurl..The things that he had uttered to you were really horrid and I could imagine how upset you were.. But no, don't...stay strong..

St. Dickeybird said...

No. No, no no no no.
This guy is a total loser. And an arrogant one, at that! You deserve much better.

Jaan ki sweetheart Forever said...

Keshi babes move on..He aint worth u...There are better guys in this world....Gosh touch wood...My guy is tooo good....

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

:O

Fucktard is the only word for him!!!

lol am so happy u said somethin like that to him .. and you're generous I say!!!

And well .. lol he really needs luck to proceed in his life!

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

and well .. tht shocked girl's nails are weird .. the colour and the shape! lol

(in the pic)

chocolteluva said...

men are soo dumb. there's a bunch of all types everywhere. i wish i could collect 'em all. slap 'em and bring 'em back to reality. and thats true. men in general prefer something young and peppy. someone at a party once told me "i passed my prime at 19, and i will have peaked at 21. i will be no good anymore" at that point i did have the urge to throw my drink at him. but i didnt. i did get up .. flick him off and never looked back at it.

he doesnt deserve a friendship from you or even your time. no matter how much or little time he was part of your life, he doesnt have the right to design RULES about a friendship. friendships come from the heart, they never can follow a map or whatever. people change, friendships mold with 'em. u know?

secondly, did u ever remind him of a law against being a PEDOFILE?

Deepthi said...

Keshi...friend is a very careful term misused by many.SO,please dont waste it on him....

ghee said...

hello Keshi dear,

first of all,i wanna say I miss you and i miss lots of your interesting posts as well. :)my comp got this trojan virus,now i am just so busy and cant blog!aaarrrggghhhh!!

ok,for my comment..I really find him a certified jerk!!whats the matter with him??he measures his partner,coz i cant say it "love",by age??younger women??oh cmon!!what happened to those younger guys who married women 115 yrs or 20 older than them?just like Demi Moore,of course!LOL!

anyways,the point is,he doesnt deserve you,Keshi!a very arrogant guy,so conceited!!you re lucky that you`ve known the real him at a very short period of time.

hugs,Keshi!!

Aidan said...

Definately dodged a bullet, a strange conbination of insecurity posing as arrogance... That fact that he chasing a younger girl should say it all, lacking the mental capacity and emotional maturity to deal with someone on his own level...

If you do keep contact.. keep him at arms length, nothing but trouble.

Aidan

Keshi said...

ty Azuka!

Im glad he didnt hide it from me...cos if I found that later on, I'd have most prolly ran him over and gone to jail. LOL!

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ty Margie ur so right. HUGGGGGGGZ!



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Ganesh ty!

btw say it pout loud...he's a Uni-qualified ASSHOLE. :)


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RamaG yes Dignity should be protected.


**planet who cant make their own decisions and have no consideration for humans,

LOL! Cos mebbe they r non-human primate?


yep this song is one of my personal favs. There's not a single day I dun listen to it (cos it's in my iPod).

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Autumn I agree. U say that cos ur an angel, unlike me.

**. I think, you should be his friend, if for nothing else, you may be able to teach him a thing or two

Hunny I cant be friends with someone who doubted my friendship and branded it as potential scheming to win his love. It's so not me girl.

but ur right...I aint an enemy of him either. Im just another face in the crowd. If he wants me back as a REAL friend, then there's lot of work to be done..from his side. Even then the chances r very slim as long as I have what he said to me in my memory. Whatever said n done, we r all human and it's easier to forgive than to forget.

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ty Nora I do.


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tnxx Praddy ur spot on.


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heyya Evil!

**Considering the fact that he plans to die before his better half. I'm sure u have a few friends who're willing to put him out of his misery now itself?

LOL yeah but wud I do that to him? awwww :):) Let him live a bit longer and acquire some grey matter for the benefit of this Earth.



Keshi.

RamaG said...

@Anony
**i tink u have a vested interest

What vested interest do you think I have??? I'm very curious to know.

-Ram.

Silvara said...

OMG Keshi - I've been puking my guts out and just missed this whole saga!! WHAT the FUCK? WHAT and ASHOLE. actually I bet that's where he does most of his thinking from...no wait...that's gross...

I CANNOT believe someone in this day and age would even SAY something like that. FUCK HIM. (You can tell SATC has gotten to my brain with the slinging around the f-word :P) But seriously...I do mean it as well. If I ever see him...he would get the BIGGEST kicking up the ASS that maybe it might reach his brain!

grrr...glad you got rid of a jerk like that. Give him a big middle finger from me :P

Keshi said...

Neihal tnxxx!

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G'day Robin!

thats a great quote. Saw it somwehere else b4.


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Saby u answering for me?


**u dont disclose intimate details of another person on the net

I do. Who's the 'U' ur talking abt here?


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Samy heyy :)


**he proly meant someone younger to feast on

I know, that too. Meaning her boobs will be perkier for longer...her face wont shrink before his...her ass wont sag b4 he hits 40...she will perform even b4 his last breat etc etc.


**Vals Day card

I'd rather save my saliva on that envelope.


**once my throat gives up I relax and the depression fades away ;)) ... works every time .

yeah so true abt this song. This is one of my personal favs and I listen to it atleast once every single day :)


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Lidia hey hows it goin Sheila? :)


**it will be funny to see what would happen if you got a boyfriend before he got a girl

yeah but even if that happens, I'd be the last person to try n make him jealous :)



Keshi.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

No way, girl! He totally sucks and doesn't deserve time of day!

yes, dear Keshi, I will have to agree that you are a jerk magnet, too.

trinitystar said...

Keshi ... you are so funny.

He cant be serious ... what a twit.

Mr. Darcy take a ride! I say.

Keshi ... you have the beauty and intelligence to do better ... so girl!
hugs for you.

Sujit said...

good that you broke up!.. is one crazy nutcase

Keshi said...

Poo lol ur so sweet!

tnxx hun. yeah I know he dun deserve anything from me...not even a glance.


**I wonder how Mr DARSTINK handles his new younger GF!! who will have no boobs, no curves and bloody nothing in her

HAHAHA! That had me cracking up so loud at work :):)


**... bloody hell what does he think about himself ? he is John Abraham or what ?

JA? No bloody way he can be JA with that kinda dim-witted attitude.

ty sweetie...well Im fine. Not sad at all. Im actually happy cos I was saved by the man upstairs LOL!

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Vinay hey nah u got me wrong there. Just cos I wrote abt him doesnt mean I still think of him. I had to bring him up again in my blog cos he txted me after a long time. And alot of ppl here asked me why I cant b just friends with him. So I think I owed them an explanation :)

Thats all hehe.

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hehehe Aditi :)


**he is a male chauvanist with thinking as big as a small pipeline..

LOL more like thinking as big as a small...ahemm, I'd just stop at that.


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Johno nah I didnt dump him...I re-directed him to the tip. LOL!


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Murane :)


**But he should have his chance to grow up and have his own opinion and act like an adult man and everything.

by the time that happens, we'd both make a wonderful 90yr old senior citizen couple.


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ty Has_To_Be_Me!


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Prachi heyy!

**Why do he always comes up with some conditions?

cos he loves conditions more than anything else. Mebbe he's a conditional programmer LOL!


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Icedude hey tnxx!


**All U do is to lie to urself... that it dint happen!

sometimes I do that. But in this case, I wont lie to myself. Cos I came out clean. He didnt.


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Lera hey!

**Remember, friends do come in all sizes and shapes

I know..shapes n sizes dun matter to me. But the attitude does :)

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ty Shitrint!


** everytime we were on the verge of a breakup, he wud ask me wat shud i do wen i start liking soemone else? shud i come and tell u...shud i let that women go

whoaaaaaaaaaa thats sick! for how long after that did u stick with him?


Most men r opportunists. When one woman's gone, they r instantly on the prowl for the next. Goes to show that most men r shallow...when compared to women ofcourse!

Parent-dont-like-u crap...I've heard that b4. It's bullshit. A truck load of crap.

TC out there sweetie!

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ty Dave!


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Bev heyy!

**Would you like me to send Rin down to help you??

I'd appreciate that hun but the only problem wud be that even Rin wud give up with a big canine sigh.


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Deepz hey LOL!

**on a certain level of modesty, the guy is only plain penis

plain and pretty 'small' wud be a more approriate description.

:):)

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ty Rob, I'll check ur blog soon.

TC!

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heyya Morpheme nah Aus is not fallin short of guys...but it's just that anywhere u go u'd find a momma's boy or 2. :)


**and for mr.fucking darcy

LOL haha that was so funny!

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Priya ty sweetie!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Pritika ty sweetie!

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HE heyy!

ur comment has me laughing like a maniac LOL!


**What a gigantic retard he is for the entire my parents told me that I deserve someone younger and we can be f**k buddies until I find a suitable mate!!

Keshi will never be that...he can go dream of California LOL!


**For one thing you dumbass whoever is in unfortunate enough to marry you will statistically outlive you anyway you idiot..

ROFL!


**are THEY marrying this person..it's your life you moron..

lol haha so true! I cant u'stand why some men think that Parents should involve in a r'ship. Its not Play School that we r talking abt is it.


**oh I can't even write about this I am so f**king mad...


haha when I received those txt msgs I was fuming...cos I really cudnt believe such earthlings existed. Earthlings with such a shallow mentality.


**Find the USS Enterprise from Star Trek and lure him on board and into the transporter room...then beam him down to that Planet where everybody is 6 frickin' years old.

LOL hahahahaha quality mate!


**He is a complete f**king Mommy's Boy Moron!!!

yeah whenever I see him he's always with mum.


**He is perfect for any 10th Century girl who still believes that women are chattel.

hahahahahaha @10th century!


ty HE :):) TC mate.


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Avanibala HUGGGGGGGGGZ! 30 something and looking and thinking great ha! COOL. I think 30s r SEXY. The sexiest years of a woman.


**...you shud have told that jerk that women are like wine...they get better as they age..

d ya think he'd have gotten that trhu his thick head? There's not a chance my dear.

:):)

Ur hubby...lol sounds funny. Nice to know u have found a great guy to share ur life with. Good on ya!


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aww ty Sanjay!



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heyy Pecos!

**seems only capable of a toxic friendship of any kind!

true hehe.

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ty Jay ur spot on.


**Also, he clearly doesn't respect you and how can you be friends with someone who doesn't have respect for you.

And thats why I said I dun believe in him.

Huggggggggz!

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ty Arun n hey WC :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Divya he prolly thinks he's God's ultimate gift to woman and I asked him just that. LOL!

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KK hey ty!


**he doesn't even deserve so many posts in your blog

yeah I know. But hey I need some real good venting-out posts too na ;-)


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Cuckoo righteo tnxxx!



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Niki yeah he still needs his feeding bottle every now n then.


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Alex why d u say no one deserves anything...I dun agree :) I deserve respect and love and u too. For we give that to others too. Dun u think so?

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Jeevan ty!


**Now its time for u to decide!


that really struck a code! whoaaa what a hoot.

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LOL haha Rick ty!



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Asha ur spot on...he's a typical Indian boy eeeeeeeeks!


**I know a 35 year Doctor(Arvind's friend!) marrying a 18yr old for the same reason.


wutttttttttttt 35yr old with an 18yr old girl? OMG thats paedophilia!


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Shionge I dun think his brain is dead...cos it prolly doesnt even exist.

Im not saying all of this abt him cos Im mad that he didnt choose me or something...Im saying these abt him cos he relaly needs HELP. :)



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ty Starry HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

**He is very immature and I can say a few more names but I have to stop.

haha Starry ur so cute!

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Gautami ty!


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Praveen hey hows u?


** dont think he'll ever do find true love

true. And thats why Im mad at him. Not cos he didnt end up with me..HELL NA I dun want that LOL!

I just feel that he's a lost lil boy who'll never know what LOVE n LIFE is all abt. But then again mebbe it's not my job to show him what that is...let God TC of him.

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ty Dickeybird!



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hehe JaanKi good on ya girl ;-) U scored pretty good ayyy? ooh lala!



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Cheesy FUCKTARD is a decent word for him. Mebbe IMBECILE wud suit better. Cos he needs to get a life. Seriously. He aint gonna have his momma, pappa and his sis on his honeymoon bed is he now.


**he really needs luck to proceed in his life!

LOL haha!

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Chocolte hey!

**i wish i could collect 'em all. slap 'em and bring 'em back to reality.

LOL I just pictured u doin that.


**i passed my prime at 19, and i will have peaked at 21. i will be no good anymore"

OMG someone said that to ya? That calls for a lawsuit. If I were u I'd sue his pants off, seriously! HOW DARE!


yeah Mr.Darcy is looking towards Paedophilia :). But d u think he deserves an 'adult' woman? LOL!

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Deepthi heyy!

**friend is a very careful term misused by many

Spot on girl. Its so true. Alot of ppl think a FRIEND means saying HI and talking crap. It takes much more guts, time, energy, trust, respect and love than that to be a real friend.

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Ghee heyy HUGGGGGGZ I missed u too! o no ur PC crashed? :( When r u getting it fixed?


**he measures his partner,coz i cant say it "love",by age??

yeah looks like. Mebbe he measures Love by alot of other things too..such as younger boobs n ass? :)

Conceited is THE word!

well anyways u TC babez. I want u to come bakk soon ok!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Aidan I too think it's insecurity posing as arrogance. Well identified mate!

**That fact that he chasing a younger girl should say it all, lacking the mental capacity and emotional maturity to deal with someone on his own level...

true. So he can just boss ard the younger woman and fool her all her life. I think he clearly knew that he wont be able to do that with Keshi.

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Ram I cudnt u'stand that comment from Anony either.


Most prolly it's Saby just trying to get ur attention.

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Silvara heyy LOL! :):)

**I CANNOT believe someone in this day and age would even SAY something like that

yeah me neither. I mean he's young, apparently EDUCATED, modern from outer appearance, very liberal/Western in every way except in his thinking LOL!

My middle finger is very tired right now girl but I pormise it'll start working again tomorrow. ;-)

ta babez!

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Outdoorsy heyy hows u?

** I will have to agree that you are a jerk magnet, too.

Well Im even in the Jerk-Magnet directory.

:)

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Trinity lol ty n HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!



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Sujit hey hows it goin?




Keshi.

brute said...

hugs**... :)

southpaw said...

Bloody hell!!!if i laugh at his proposition u'll say i m making fun of u, PATHETIC...

Keshi said...

Brutey aww HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

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Southy nah tell me :) plzzzzzzz!



Keshi.

Drama Div@ said...

yes, i know.. his words might be a lil bit harsh... but dont you think everyone including mr darcy deserves a second chance.

**wooo...looks who's talking**

Jewel Rays said...

'I have 2 conditions for you if we are to remain as friends...1. If and when I find a partner you can't be jealous about it and create probs for us.
2. You can't associate me as a friend thinking that I might change my mind on this decision and go out with you again'.


AS IF!!!!!

Gosh! So full of him self eh.. tsk! tsk! tsk!

I am glad for that blasting he got.

He does NOT deserve u or ya friendship.

DOG!

Hrmmph!

Menchie said...

What an IDIOT! He is dumb as a door mouse...no, wait, that would be insulting the door mouse.

Drop him and remove him from your cell phone address book. so if he sends you another message you can reply..."who the hell is this???"

Keshi said...

Drama I dun give 2nd chances to ppl who wud most likely NOT u'stand what a 2nd chance is. :)


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Amy who let the dogs out...hoo hoo hoo hoo LOL!


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Menchi heyy that door-mouse had me laughing LOL!


**so if he sends you another message you can reply..."who the hell is this???"

haha good one!


Keshi.

ღ lil_kath ღ said...

big NO!!!! Kesh... he deserves nothing!! he's a big jerk, a bitch and "no-balls-guy" guy lol!! damn him!! .... can't believe guy sayin' that to a gal...

... u deserve the best sweetie, maybe Mr. Right is just around the corner, so dun worry!! u just sit back and relax... coz one day he will just knock on ur door w/ a big smile!! awwww.... so dun waste ur precious time thinkin' of that stupid guy!!!

enjoy lunch babe... and eat some sweets to make u smile!!

tc! hugsss**

fergal said...

hi keshi, my opinion - based upon what you have written about this little boy - is that he is not even worth devoting the amount of time u have already spent writing about him on your blog.
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Keshi said...

Kath MWAHHHHHHHHH!

**he's a big jerk, a bitch and "no-balls-guy" guy lol!

LOL haha! He prolly has balls but not the working kind.


**Mr.Right ard the corner

which corner Kath? do tell me so i can go meet him during lunch time LOL!

HUGGGGGGGGGGZ n ty sweetie!

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Fergal I know! tnxx mate ;-)



Keshi.

Mr. Evil said...

Keshi : Oh well :D the offer still stands.. I am the evil one after all, nehow I see you have an annon problem as well :D That could be ur EX u know??? :D

Keshi said...

Evil heyy he doesnt even need Evil to kill him...lets just say he's that eh..innocent. LOL!

If there was any Blogger on this Earth that had a massive Anonymous epidemic, it was Keshi. I had so 100s of Anony comments abusing me etc for years. Then I turned on Comment Moderation. U know, they need to take a break from using up the lil cranium left in em. So I gave em that break.

:)
Keshi.

Iceman said...

hey....

reborn again...

coz being a nerd or geek is boring!

chk out the brand new blog!

its called vertigo!

vinay said...

i know keshichan can never be wrong!!!:))

alex said...

Keshi,

Why i said so is because we do things out of 'love' for the other person, which comes from the bottom of our hearts. We do not need to analyse whether he/she deserves it. We are just loving.

Moreover we are just a part of the universe. How can we possibly judge what another person deserves?

Keshi said...

Vinay hell nah I CAN infact b wrong...often :)

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hiyya Alex!


**We do not need to analyse whether he/she deserves it. We are just loving.

I agree...but surely as humans we do have an ego...we cant deny that. And there's something called Dignity and Self-respect. I cant just love any crazy person out there if Im not respected. I value my dignity Alex.


**Moreover we are just a part of the universe. How can we possibly judge what another person deserves?

From the way they behave towards others. As simple as that.

If we go to think that deep, then we cant survive Alex. Then we shouldnt be even studying at Uni, acquiring degrees, working for a living, getting married etc etc...we do all that cos we 'deserve' to live a good life n be happy, dun we?

U may not agree with me...but I believe we 'deserve' certain things in life based on how we think n act.


Keshi.

Geet said...

"Time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings"

And your time my dear, is not worth spending on him.

Period.

*huggg*

Jewel Rays said...

Amy who let the dogs out...hoo hoo hoo hoo LOL!

LOL Keshi...
*HUGS*

Nadim said...

i shouldnt have read this post! the age thing made me sick... so sick that whatever u wrote next didnt get to my head! you know, i am really confused now! i did something exactly opposite to what this guy did n now feel like an alien! cos its not just this guy, there are other ppl too who think that way and support themselves saying its practical! y the hell is age an issue?
anyways.. good that u got rid of him!

Sun Follower said...

No - he does not deserve your friendship. I am going through something similar - thrown over for an 18-yr-old (he's 35) and he called crying to me (after 4 months of silence) because after supporting her for 3 months he found out she lied and cheated on him. I extended myself to him inspite of our separation... and he threw me over again to "work things out" (read: allow her to manipulate him again) with her. Enough - he does not deserve my friendship or time. Because this is not how true friends behave.

Srijith Unni said...

I dont even want you to ask me about this again.. :)

Regards,
Srijith.

Akshay said...

So now we know the entire story behind Mr. Darcy.. well it is a good thing that you have decided to not be friends with him. Btw it was very mean of him to say those things. Why didn't you shoot him? ;). Anyways babes take care and I am hoping that you have moved on.

Eclipsed Thought said...

As i said earlier, "as u like it".... had i been in your place, i would not even bother to talk about him at all... anyways, its all upto you KAP... enjoy.... muaaaah!

Cazzie!!! said...

Sounds like he is just a kid still Keshi, maybe he needs a little growing up love...you may be what he needs to do a bit of that, if you are up for the challenge :)

uttara said...

am sorry but u made me go LMAO on wat he said to u

lolllllllllllllllllllz

wat a jerkoff!!

HAHAHHAHA


hugzzzzzzzz chuk him babes not worth ..lolz ( am still laughing )

Keshi said...

True Geet, ty!

hey I wanna come to ur blog but I ur ID doesnt link to it :(

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:):) Amy.


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hehe Nadim.


**there are other ppl too who think that way and support themselves saying its practical

LOL thats so true - He said exactly that!!!


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heyy Sunflower!


**and he threw me over again to "work things out"

I just cant believe that! Did u punch him black n blue?

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hehe Srijith :)


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Akshay heyy!


** Btw it was very mean of him to say those things

yeah so darn mean.


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ok KAP :) HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Caz hey tnxx!

**you may be what he needs to do a bit of that

Caz now thats a very big challenge cos I'd be hitting him on the head many times LOL!


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ROFL Uttsy!! :):)

hows u?




Keshi.

uttara said...

kehsi darl..
am fine

se u guys have made me addicted to this.. i cant stay away for long with soo much of work as well!!

muaaaaaaaaaah

keshirooo :p

Keshi said...

Thank God ur here Uttsy cos Im not at my best tonite.

Keshi.

uttara said...

keshi mail me!!

awaiting!!

Kalpana said...

He does not deserve your friendship and he is a biiiig jerk.

Sense said...

there are still people like this in the world who think like this? ladiesxand gentlemen, please set your watches back 300 years!!

Mr. Evil said...

Ah yes the moderation tool :D Come to think of it.. with the # of comments you have and replies you type.. and also mind you the lengthy posts :D How many hours of sleep do you get?!?!?

s0ul said...

OMG, he is such a moron!! Let him indulge in his child-marriage fantasies.. you'll have a wonderful life without jerks like that honey!
take care.

Ghost Particle said...

holly gwakomolly (watever that is!) This is so dumb and stupid, I dont know how the hell you even tolerated for a second more. Man...this is really bad and sad. How could anyone put a gun to a cat like that!!! Im going to sue someone! I mean, I hate cats, but this! this is bad.

hhahahaha...:p

U still tinkin of him dear...just shot him will ya. probably hes going to get caught for some phedophile tingy.

Thumbelina said...

Hey Keshi,

Ignore my previous remarks on being friends or giving him a second chance wif this jerk. (Sorry)

**So now you tell me, does he even deserve my friendship?

- N.O. No! Ignore him. Chuck him aside like a trash.. (I think he is a trash, those super duper smelly type. HaHa)

I couldn't believe he said tat.. Is he a guy or a jerk, man... (I know he is a 110% JERK!)

** 'It's not that I don't like you but like my parents and sis say, I'd have more time with someone much younger than me...so why should I get someone who's the same age as I am when I can get someone 7yrs junior perhaps (that indicates an underage schoolgirl for sure). btw I'm really sorry for hurting you by saying that'

- These kind of things how can he say tat.. How could those words even come out from his damm mouth when he claimed he loves u. He is an IDIOT!!! (Oops, i'm "naming" someone...)

**'I have 2 conditions for you if we are to remain as friends...1. If and when I find a partner you can't be jealous about it and create probs for us.
2. You can't associate me as a friend thinking that I might change my mind on this decision and go out with you again'.

- Wat kind of remarks is tat! Does he even have a soul?! Does he even have a heart?! He is making u sound so 'cheap'. I hate him to core! He is super duper mean! A Super Duper Jerk! He is making it sound as if u'll be by his side forever.

By saying these 2 remarks, he is actually building this "Great Wall of Darcy (not China)" between the both of u.

Psst.. If there is a Greatest Jerk of the Year award, I'll nominate him!

So, Who's with me?

Thumbee

anup.777 said...

I am shocked at the callousness of the guy ... he certainly doesnt deserve your frenship!

AnonymousBlogger said...

Sorry I forgot to read this post.

If I were you, I would never speak to him again. Ever.

Be done with him. He is a self-centred asshole, and there is no doubt you can do infinitely better than him.

I can't believe he said those things. Unbelievable.

Keshi said...

ty Uttsy!


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true Kalapan.


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LOL Sense!



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Evil I havent slept in 100yrs ;-)



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Purnima heyy!

ROFL @child-marriage fantasies!


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haha Ghosty!



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hey Thumbee ty!


**Great Wall of Darcy (not China)"

LOL hahahahahaha!



Im with you on every word u said sweetie :)

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hehe Anup ty!


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hehe AB thats right. ty!




Keshi.

Anonymous said...

I am sorry for what has happened to you, but at the same time dont screw up others image in public.

Keshi said...

Anony I dun need ur SORRY. Actually Im sorry abt Mr.Darcy's lack of brains.


**I am sorry for what has happened to you, but at the same time dont screw up others image in public.

Who screwed up? He did. So he deserves it. Besides I didnt' give his name, address and pic here did I? So dun talk crap.

And u r anonymous for a good reason r ya? cos u dun want ur image to be screwed? LOL!



Keshi.

Anonymous said...

//And u r anonymous for a good reason r ya? cos u dun want ur image to be screwed? LOL!//

Well, u get me wrong. I dun care.Just told you because people use this post to screw up someone (so called Mr.Darcy) whom they are not at all aware.That wont give you any good either.

Keshi said...

**whom they are not at all aware.That wont give you any good either.

Anony Im not here to get Brownie points for myself. I can be good, I can be bad, I can be sweet, I can be nasty, I can be VERY human! And I will write whatever I feel in my blog - if that means I trash ppl here, then they deserve it. They owe me a whole lot of respect for the way I treat them..so if they screwed up, they deserve this, OK??


In this world there are all sorts of ppl...and Mr.Darcy is a shocking male that I have come across. And it's my right to express how I feel abt him. And it's really none of ur business to tell me how I should live. I write whatever I want in my blog. Whether it gives me any good/bad I'm just being me - being REAL. And u shouldn't be worried abt that. Im not here to fake my feelings and get good points from ppl. So u can mind ur own business on that one, thanks!


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Thanks.!

Keshi said...

my pleasure!

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

I dont know what did i say wrong, which makes you coming down heavily on me.Anyway, If i had said anything which hurts you, I am very sorry and I take back my word.

Keshi said...

Anony cud u stop dragging this? Thanks.

Keshi.

--Sunrise-- said...

"He lacks self-confidence and respect for others. I don't believe in such people." - such a fierce mind, lady... :) Lacking in self-confidence is not always their fault, though, Keshi... this is in no reference to Mr. Darcy or anything, but in general.. and as for respect for others - I totally agree... each show it in their own way (even the so-called perverted bastards), but it is an important quality to have...

"Friendship is not a pre-designed road-map. It doesn't come with well-identified street names, routes and destinations. And it certainly doesn't have a designated driver. In friendship we are all equally responsible and in control of it." - true true... you know what I say? "Friendship is a path - either meet me halfway or don't meet me at all."... I have actually said that to someone lol... forgotten him now.. but as I said before.. my hand remains outstretched, and if they want to hold on to it, I have no obligations... I am not saying that that is what you should have done, but that is how I am... that's all... :)

Again, off-topic note: LOVE that baby pic... man!! So cute... the expression on his/her face... ace!

Keshi said...

TY Sunrise :)

yeah that baby is soo cute!

Keshi.