Wednesday, August 1

Killer Entertainers

Death By Listening

I'm not a professional singer but as a music-lover I have the right to comment on singers. Does anyone here think Avril Lavigne can really sing? I don't. 'hey hey, you you, I want to be your girlfriend'?? How about 'hey hey, can you keep quiet? thanks'. She's an attractive blonde and I guess that's what keeps her on MTV. Sorry all you Avril-lovers, I can see rotten tomatoes coming my way but you know I cant lie. Gone are the days when singers could really sing and produce music that's meaningful (singers like Freddie Mercury and Kurt Cobain). These days anyone is a singer and mostly are one-hit-wonders. Paris Hilton attemped to sing but I'm glad it got stopped atleast for 23 days or so. It's always a great relief when Paris is on a break from the media (rolling eyes..). 'even though the gods are crazy, even though the stars are blind..' well I'm glad Paris finally realised she's blind. Nicole Ritchie gave it a shot as well...'with half a wink he asked me, what are you some kind of freak'...I'm not surprised he thought she's a freak. That should be some kind of sign for her to stop singing. Even better if she eats some food before she becomes a superstar among hollow-eyed aliens. Can you see the disappointment on Kurt's face? He must be cursing from his grave.

Cult-ivating Mania
James Packer and Erica Baxter spent more than $6million on their wedding in Nice, France few months ago. Very NICE work Mr.Packer (what a waste of money and resources). While I'm happy for the couple, don't you think spending over $6million on a wedding (even if you're the richest Aussie on Earth) is dumb? it's plain Bragging. ahhhhhh the extravagance and ignorance of some media moguls! Tomkat and Suri were wedding guests. I wonder what gift Tom gave James...a couch? Or perhaps a Scientology cook-book...shhhhh maybe they can't make noise when they cook. Speaking of Scientology, these days anyone can come up with a religion and call it a sacred religion that will save your soul for ETERNITY etc etc. One day, say Jack gets bored, doesn't know what to do and so he goes 'I'm bored so I'll go make a religion'. And it's called Jackentology or whatever, and you see a bunch of equally bored people joining it and saying 'Recently I found God (was he lost before)...o I'm finally happy now (as if)...in my religion we don't eat at night but we like wrecking couches (haaaa ha)...I'll go to heaven now and be free of all my sins (and brains)...I'm looking for a Jackentologist to settle down with (are they allowed to eat Maggie noodles?)'...blah blah blah. yawwwwwwwn! I simply loathe new and aimless cults, call me mean, I don't care.


Pseudonymphos
This is a photo of the grand memorial of Suri Cruise's first poop. Wonder what's so special about celebrity poop. Maybe the color changes every 5 seconds or perhaps it's donated to celebrity superannuation? Speaking of Suri, have you noticed some celebrities name their babies with the weirdest names ever? Such as Apple (maybe ColdPlay's frontman likes apple computers), Peaches and Fifi Trixibelle (Sir Bob Geldof must love the fairies in Peach trees), Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani (I adore Hutchence's music but I'm not so sure about his 'heavenly' taste in names), Satchel (Woody Allen must have meant Sachet?), Maddox (Jolie and Pitt are maaaaad about boxes, I think!) etc etc. Imagine what Paris would name her baby if she ever becomes a mum? It would probably be HongKong, Manila or even P-a-rison (familiar place she's been for 23 days or so). So have you heard of any Mustards, Tables and Curtains lately?


Current Music: Lithium by Nirvana

118 Cranium Signets:

AVIANA said...

hey chicki....

ok this is just you rambling your annoyances off...it's ok..we all need that sometimes....

hey, do you know where pondicherry,india is? is it really pretty? it seems so cuz i like the name....i just think of a seaside town with lots of trees with red berries in its branches...

:)

DJ said...

hey keshi
just dropped in real quick to say Hi!
i hope everything is fine... i'll read the posts that i missed and comment later today :)

tc...
gbu

Menchie said...

LOL! Love your rant!

But agree about the music. Most of the songs being aired are utterly forgettable a year from now.

I don't believe that's Suri's first poop. That's much to huge for a new born! Ick!

Anonymous said...

Good morning Keshi

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Guess who comes from Canada.

Guess who comes from Ontario

Guess who lives close to this person's hometown.

One guess only. No cheating.

LOL

Yep, Avril

Now that you're sweating and thinking you are going to be punch between your eyes, I agree to the fact that Avril is not all that great.

Hey, Ontario gave the world Shania, and Titanic movie. Canada gave the world Celine. What the hell more do you want from us!!!!

LOL

We can't get it right all the time. We're just Canucks.


LOL

I'm off for a week. Going hiking.

TC!

HUGS

Bev

Cazzie!!! said...

LOL all too funny, and too true. My tom loves Avril, but I think she is a toddler in a girls body really :)

AnonymousBlogger said...

LOL Keshi, I think someone was in a bad mood when they wrote this.

I will admit, I enjoy Avril. Especially that song. And she's hot too.

And you would think Suri's poop would be quite a bit smaller. Most of mine aren't even that big, LOL.

KAYLEE said...

I can see if my aunt has one?

The Acid Tongue said...

whats the fuss over paris hilton.. she's all over the hate rants on the internet!
She IS hot... well.. except the face... ummm and the jugs... and her legs.. ummm.. i think i get it now. she's plain ugly.
Is that why you hate her? no.. cant be.. maybe cuz she so fucking dumb? but she does what she needs to do very effectively.. get all media running behind her to watch how she drives when they could rather cover 10 thousand hungry ethopians.

yea i dont love her too. Elisha Cuthbert for me ;)

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi-I had a big grin on my face,reading your annoyance at celebrities.You know what,I think they deliberately concoct these idiotic nuances, just so that they can stay in the news.As for people who think they can sing,well,the less said the better..haha.And,naming kids funnily-that too is part of the publicity hunt.I wouldn't be surprised if Paris named her kid 'Sing Sing'(Slang for prison)or,say,'Simple'.:)(BTW,I posted on http://amitsmusings.blogspot.com. Rediff conked off after quite some time)

chocolteluva said...

OMGGGGGGGGGGG
ive had about enough of tomkat, suri, paris, nicole, and that WHITE TRASH LINDSAY LOHAN AND KFED AND BRITNEY shit..
to all of those dumbfounded idiots i say: SNAP OUT OF IT AND GET IT TOGETHER!!
secondly... scientology -- is bunch of BULL SHIT!
thirdly - OMG... DID U SAY THAT SURI'S FIRST POOP?:
pooop??
u mean shit
u mean feces
u mean things that flies lurk around
u mean things that u wash ure hands off with antibacterial
u mean HUMAN WASTE was made into a mold
OMG.... GET A LIFE AND MOVE THE HELL ON. no one
i mean no one is that precious and awesome.
no one molded mother teresa's poop or gandhi's poop or dalai lama's poop.
OH LORD... something completely wrong with the world we live in.. and people are DERANGED.

smrtnhuggble said...

OH SORRY.. lol forgot to post with my normal id

George said...

Yes she is Canadian as I am but I think she is an ugly little twat with no talent

As far as the bronze (or is it gold) turd goes ... she obviously takes after her father who is full of shit

Keshi said...

Lisa Pondicherry is in South India. Its supposed to be a beautiful seaside holiday spot. Find out more abt it on Google.

tnxx sweetie!

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Hey DJ tnxx for stopping by to say HI!

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It is a sculpture of Suri's first poop after solid food. Apparently her poop was on eBay for charity!

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GM Anony!


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LOL Bev I knew she was from Canada. But hey that doesnt mean every Canadian performer is bad. I love Celine and Shania! THETY ROCK!


MWAHHHHHHH! U hv a wonderful break sweetie!

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Caz heyy!

**I think she is a toddler in a girls body really

I agree. She's trying to look o so sexy but really she's still too young for her act!


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AB lol u were on my mind as I wrote abt Avril. Cos I know u like her AND that song :)

**Most of mine aren't even that big,

LOL hahahaha!

Apparently Suri's poop was immortalised on eBay.


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U should Kaylee.


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hey Acid!

**Is that why you hate her?

I didnt say I HATE her :) I just HATE the fact that she hates herself so much to allow herself to be laughed at this much!


**get all media running behind her to watch how she drives when they could rather cover 10 thousand hungry ethopians.

I totally agree!


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Amit tnxxx!

**.I wouldn't be surprised if Paris named her kid 'Sing Sing'

LOL! Sing Sing is FUNNNAY :):)


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tnxx Choco!

**LINDSAY LOHAN

I really dun u'stand why or how girls like her think that doing drugs, driving stupid and doing time is so cool!


**u mean HUMAN WASTE was made into a mold
OMG

LOL yes POOP that comes out from behind. This is a sculpture of the real thing...and supposedly it was on eBay too. Imagine poop on sale and ppl bidding for it!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

George not only her, alot of others lack real TALENT these days but make it to the charts cos of all the wrong reasons.

**she obviously takes after her father who is full of shit

I hope she doesnt end up being a Jackentologist! Poor girl.


Keshi.

Bibi said...

No, I don't think Avri's a great singer ...

Six mill on a wedding? They should be ashamed when there are so many starving babies in the world. Wonder how long the 'marriage' will last?

jitendra said...

all greek to me :(

my gk about western music is same your ricky ponting's gk about mardo waala ad ;) ok its alightly better than that

Aidan said...

Papa roach did an awesome cover of Lithium, NIrvana is a very hard band to cover, this one is ok though...

AVril- the less said the better rebel without a clue.... Its a shame to see so much disposable music out there but there is no accounting for tastes, if that is what takes you there go with it....

I think stace and i spent about 2500 on our wedding, nice and small just the people who really meant something to us.

Jay said...

It sure doesn't seem to take much to get a record deal anymore. Certainly doesn't take talent.

I know a lot of people like cheesy pop music and country music and crap like that. And, that's fine that they like it, but I find it so funny that they get soooo offended when I don't like what they like.

Vest said...

THE ROYAL TURD:
It was 1947 Jan, when a crew member of the HMS Vanguard, Brit Navy, while on passage to South Africa, retrieved a floating turd left in the dunny by a member of the Brit Royal Family. This revered artifact came up for mention on several occasions in the press, but the preserved turd never to my knowledge enjoyed a public viewing.

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

I agree on the Kurt Cobain part. Nobody seems to be making good music these days.

Ghost Particle said...

OMG is that a real poop?! wtf....sick...im not going to watch any tom movies anymore...the craddle snatcher...

I agree with the pop stars of today...bah...hey hey, you you, I want to be your boyfriend'??...I can sing but they cant! God Bless Kcobain. Lets start a religion keshi.,..we can make good money.

Keshi said...

hey Bibi!

** They should be ashamed when there are so many starving babies in the world. Wonder how long the 'marriage' will last?

I agree...I mean HOW LONG b4 it's anothee 10million spent on their divorce! Like he did with his ex-wife Jodi Packer.

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heyy Jitterbug u dun listen to western music? o ok. :)


**my gk about western music is same your ricky ponting's gk about mardo waala ad

LOL! Did u see that ad?

btw Ricky Ponting acts in some Hindi music video..have u seen it?


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Heyy Aidan!

Gotta check out the Papa Roach version then. Especially cos u recommend it.


**I think stace and i spent about 2500 on our wedding, nice and small just the people who really meant something to us.

thats brilliant! Cos thats what REAL love is like.


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hey Jay!

**but I find it so funny that they get soooo offended when I don't like what they like.

LOL I know wut u mean. haha!

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heyy Vesty hows it going?

**retrieved a floating turd left in the dunny by a member of the Brit Royal Family.

LOL r u serious????


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aha Toothless...its the way Music industry works these days. PATHETIC.


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Ghosty I neva fancied Tom anyways...there was something so looney abt him right from the start.


**Lets start a religion keshi.,..we can make good money.

yep...mebbe we can call it Ghostology and ban members from wearing red? wow sounds cool.



Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

I hv only heard avril's , complicated and that was quite a shrill and loud number. Paris Hilton was a disaster and Nicole Ritchie i s a surprise to me!

RAFFI said...

avril sucks, so does tom cruise. i can't believe they bronzed suri's first bowel movement (talk about a huge isht). nirvana is legendary and will probably always stay that way. good music always withstands the test of time.

Keshi said...

yeah Southy she loves to scream.

D u listen to Nirvana at all?

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Raffi ty!

Suri's poop is on eBay too.


**good music always withstands the test of time.

well-said! It's been a long time since Kurt died but so many ppl r still in love with his songs...and he still makes it to the news!



Keshi.

deepsat said...

LOL!! good ones!!!

Suri's poop is so huge!! that must be a combined effort of tom & katie!!

Keshi said...

hahaha Deepz that must be it!

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

Not so very often....the ones which i listen to regularly is Abraxas, inner secrets...and in the newer bunch Enrique, Ricky Martin, Marc Anthony, Shakira, Christina Aguilera!!!!

Keshi said...

o ok Southy. I like Santana...d u?

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

The music in abraxas and inner secrets is by carlos santana...:)

Keshi said...

o really? WOW! Gotta catch em then :) tnxx!

Keshi.

anits said...

Hi keshi..how r u? am still thinking of the big strawberries..;)
tk care gal

Keshi said...

hehe Anits :) tnxx!

Keshi.

Silvara said...

LOL - I kinda like that girlfriend song - it's very catchy and you know my record for catchy pop songs *cough*MMMBop*cough*

Just too much attention is given to them - and EW - that is one big poop...

have a great day :)

Keshi said...

Silvara I respect ur choice of music..it's each individual's taste :) AB loves her too. So yeah. hehehehe.

One bronzed poopy memorial that is LOL!

Keshi.

Ekta said...

first poop!!!!!!!
i dont beleive this...storing the first poop of a celebrity kid is as crazy as it gets and as disgusting as it gets...yukk!

AlterinG Abhishek said...

POOP!!!


Oh shit!!

:|

desperado said...

KURT IS GOD. PERIOD
though there are many other singers whom i simply adore..esp all lead singers of the Seattle 4..dey rock

n yeah anuj reached safely..currently both of us kinda caught in preapring for our campus palcements :)

hehe n anuj likes avril :P
take care dear

susan said...

They are just a whole different speicies put here for our amusement! Crazy eh?

Keshi said...

lol Ekta such is showbiz!

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hehe @o shit!

Abhi how r ya?


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Dhruv hey say HI to Anuj for me :)


Kurt is indeeds GOD! His voice, lyrics, music...no one else can replace that!

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hehe Susan they r indeedz!



Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

//U should Kaylee.//

CANT GET aholD OF hER going to the er:)

Neihal said...

I liked the title best :D

Rajeev said...

haha! :D that was a nice post!
like u said KURT COBAIN is god. sad that he's no more.
i've always been inspired by these lines "Its better to burn out than to fade away"
i think its soo true!

im better now. altho not completely fine!
:)

peace & love
Jeevy

alex said...

Keshi,

I too think the same about music these days.

Thats why i still listen a lot to the old guys, especially Jim Morrison.

The Grunt said...

Speaking of great singers, are you a fan of the late Jeff Buckley? He was really good. Elliott Smith was also very good and very dead as well.

Sweetstickychewy said...

I love the first pic. HAwT!

Ok about Avril. I do agree that she doesn't really have much of a voice. Ilike how you went "hey hey hey.." lol

But one thing abt her i like is the fact that she writes her own songs and songs that some other artiste are singing. Somehow that appeals to me.


And that gold shit is crazy! LOL! The world is going crazzzzey!

*hugs*

Aditi said...

ohh grosssss i canat believe they preserved her poop
what is wrong with this world?

Keshi said...

Kaylee hope everything works out well for ya.

TC

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ty Neihal!

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Good to hear ur feeling better Rajeev.


**"Its better to burn out than to fade away"

yep..I love that Kurt quote too. :)


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Alex thats good taste in music...Jim Morrison rocks!

I get so bored by new age music I refuse to turn the radio on sometimes.

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Grunty u've got TASTE! Jeff Buckley is God! Have u heard his song Grace?

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Amy I agree...we must give her credit for writing her own songs.

Kurt is HOT in any pic. Dead for many years but still making HOT news.


Gold shit? LOL Amy!

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Aditi the qn should be WHAT IS RIGHT WITH THIS WORLD...cos it's becomeing very rare these days.


U might like to read this too:

David Kesting, director of Brooklyn's Capla Kesting Fine Art Gallery, said: "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family...

??


Keshi.

Anthony Arojojoye said...

LOL @ Death by listening. She might not just be in the mood.
Eeeeeewwwww @ the poop.

How have you been? Have you found Mr. Right?

Trinnie said...

keshi, loved this post! :D

i agree. i was so surprised and flabbergasted once wen i came across a news article abt paris spending time in jail and there were ardent supporters and detractors holding a verbal fight in the comment column of that news site!
jeezus!

celebs are a waste of time. Yimes of India did a full length feature over here abt celebrity's beauty treatments. zeta jones using caviar on her hair imported from israel! do they even know of the volatile situation in that country?!?!

Sweetstickychewy said...

***Kurt is HOT in any pic. Dead for many years but still making HOT news.

Thats very very true!:D

Sweetstickychewy said...

lol! keshi.I was just looking through the pics posted again and i can't help but comment this.

Did you notice Oprah's face when she saw Tom cruise jumping? lol..

Its like she is thinking silent with a forced smile," OH NO TOM IS GOING CRAZY!"

somehow that whole drama in my head cracks me!

And he is really crazy!Whoops!

Poo said...

hi keshi babzzzzz how are you? so i am not able to comment and even post anything .... yet to get my permanent system ....

How are you? how are you feeling?

Miss ya babezzzzz :))

Luv
Poo

anuj said...

I like avril :D true .. bt have heard very few songs of her .. she is a draculla lookin cutie blondy :P ..

m bck home .. in the uni .. wid frndz .. n its bloody hot :(

I love music .. it is so full of somthing tht soothes me at times whn I am sober. It feels as if there is someone who feels the same and is singin abt it .. which sounds gud ..

this aussie laid bck life has got on me .. I hav to prepare fr my campus recruits bt m least bothered .. nd nt evn a bit worried .. which is nt a vry healthy sign :D ..

rest .. all is gud keshi .. I wanna come bck as well .. bt I feel i dont wanna leave my country too .. this is so confusing ..

bt ya lets see .. wht future has in hold fr me :P ..

u take care haan ;) .. wud try to b regular wid our blog chats like the old days :P .. hehe

cheers
anuj

Peter said...

I liked every word you wrote, but maybe the best would be not to write (and read) anything about all these false celebs? Just ignore them?

v poet cent-coast? guess said...

Keshi: Gay Cedric & Cyril in the Pub.

Cedric asks the barman "Two Gins please".

Barman replies "What kind of Gins; Oxy gin or Hydro gin?"

"Clever Dick" say's Cedric, "We will change the order, We'll have 'Two Turds' Please barman".

The barman replied "Ok What kind of turds do you want"

Cedric replied. "There are three Kinds of turds barman, Mustard, Custard and you, you Big Shit".

Sam said...

Avril??? I think I am more content with Shania, Madonna, Celine and teh likes....
As for Scientology... errr... wot is dat??? no idea!! :P
And btw, wot's wid dat last pic?? are they serious??? YUCK!!!!

Drama Div@ said...

Yucks! Absolutely gross.....

Alok said...

Did u say poop keshi! and it's on e-bay ...... and there must be some nerd who will buy it as well ....

celebrities and their constant drive to attract attention ... huh!

and "These days anyone is a singer and mostly are one-hit-wonders .... couldnt agree wid ya more ... i just wish someone paid me for my bathroom singing too ... wldnt need to release another album after that i guess ... every crap (poop) is a runnaway hit these days ...

and btw donno know if u r aware .... Laxmi Mittal (the richest indian on planet) spent Rs 2500 mn (or 63 mn USD or 30 mn GBP)on his daughter's marriage ..... was just thinking if he will adopt me (:

forget it ...

u take care
alok

niki yokota said...

yeah i agree with u keshi-chan!
avril's songs are disappointment.
although i think she and paris are damn cute :))
and peaches is a lovely name for pet. aww not hong kong lol

vishesh said...

ha keshi so sweet...

ya avrils girlfriend thing was funny but it becomes irritating after some time...lolz

Helen said...

Ha! It's all pretty much silliness. Where would they be if something really serious happened and the ability to survive was necessary? Who knows? they're just people ultimately.

Asha said...

Avril was spitting at Paparazzi and she thought it was adorable!!!Sic!
Did you Know Freddie Mercury was a Indian Parsi? Farroukh Merchant was his name or something like that and is from Bombay,then moved to UK.
POOP!!! Ugghhh!!!!!!

Jeevan said...

good time Paris is not in news here! those names are very funny! Paris can chose a capital of some country to her kid.

Thanks for the wishes.

Ps said...

I hate avril's singing too.(but funnily kids think she is great)
Suri poop--YUCK!!!

Jenny! said...

Totally agree with all the one-hit wonders! Music now is just now as it was withthe classics like Frank Sinatra!

Seriously...the poop thing! WTF???

Paul Champagne said...

Freddy Mercury sure could sing ... but now is the time to show my age. I love listening to Sinatra.

diyadear said...

hey im an avril fan :( i like complicated best somehow..
n eeks on the poop he he

wacko said...

keshiiiiiiii..how u doin babe??

avril...hmm...i liked complicated!
but i feel u right somewher..i mean she aint the proper singer types..hope u get wht i mean to say! and yay the last album girlfriend is like yuckkkkkkk...cant even listen to one song! it sucks

kurt cobain...hmm..no wonder some ppl call him god..i dint like him for the first time..but wen i realized the lyrics and the music and the intensity with which he sings..i became a fan! he rocks yay

bout ritchie and company, never heard em..i consider em more f d classic types..dun like tis music i guess

bout the poop :P
remember keshi..i once asked u on shout box(BUF) wht is poop..and u were like i wont tell..:P
i realized i asked u somethin weird..4got to search for it too..but eventually realized wht it really is thru ur post..hehe...nice pic there...

Coco said...

Hi Keshi,
Just stopping by to see how you are doing...
I'm OK : )

Blessings.

EBEZP said...

Hi Keshi! Yes you were right at least one rotten tomato!!

I totally agree with everything you say but I do think that choosing Avril was wrong. She writes her own songs, plays the guitar, has redefined the word attitude, isn't a natural blonde, has a bod to die for and a husband.....shucks! there are probably a hundred other women, no...girls that would have made your argument stronger but hey the rest of the post is brill....

Nice one Keshi!!

KAYLEE said...

I AM beTTER TODAY AND ya?

La vida Loca said...

heh!!loved it.
If you ask me that poop is too solid to be a baby's first poop. lol

La vida Loca said...

Or wait.. maayyybeee celeb babies poop out brains..does that explain the dumb things they do as adults?

Keshi said...

Anthony heyy nah I havent found Mr.Right yet but I did come across alot of Mr.Monkeys...read my recent post 'How I Met My Sucker' :)


**LOL @ Death by listening

yeah..like Death by drowning...


:) how have u been mate?

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Triniie ppl who support Paris' disgusting lifestyle r losers.


** zeta jones using caviar on her hair imported from israel! do they even know of the volatile situation in that country?!?!

I read abt that too. Zera needs a reality check.


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hey Amy lol!


**Did you notice Oprah's face when she saw Tom cruise jumping? lol..

hahaha yes I noticed the 'omg-Im-gonna-get-eaten-by-tom-in-just-abt-2secs' look on her face and cudnt stop laughing! :):) Look at how Tom seems to be jumping on Oprah's face like an aligator on his lunch break?

KURT IS THE HOTTEST GENIUS I HAVE EVER KNOWN!

tnxx Amy MWAHHHHH!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

awww Poo WB HUGGGGGGGGGZ! Im sooo missin ya hun! I hope u get ur PC all set up soon. Infact Im praying for it :)

Im ok...how r u? I mean hows the new place? D u like the ppl etc? U must miss home alot ha...:*(

tnxx for coming here even tho u havent got access to a PC yet...MWAHHHHHHHHHHH luv ya sweetie!

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Anuj omg u too! Missed n missed chatting to ya! WB n HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

So ur bak at home now...must feel relaxed ha...anyways u must be missing Aussie way of life too..such as bludging at work etc..LOL!


**she is a draculla lookin cutie blondy

I agree..she's HOT looking but plz not her music LOL! nenenene Anuj like Avril!


When r u comin bak to Aus?

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Peter I cant ignore em taht easily when they r all over my radio, TV and my newspapers :):)

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WC Poet n ty!

**"What kind of Gins; Oxy gin or Hydro gin?"

LOL!

turds? ewwwwwwwwww!

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Sam they r serious...it's the bronzed commemoration of Suri's first poop.


**As for Scientology... errr... wot is dat??? no idea

Its a cult..based on ehh..God knows what!

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aha Diva, yukkkks indeed!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Alok!

**and there must be some nerd who will buy it as well

oyeah n he'll pay $3million for it n preserve it in the NY museum.


** wldnt need to release another album after that i guess

LOL!


**Laxmi Mittal (the richest indian on planet) spent Rs 2500 mn (or 63 mn USD or 30 mn GBP)on his daughter's marriage

u r kidding me right!!!! Wut kinda shit is that??



Keshi.

Crazy Me said...

O.K. that poop thing was really gross!!

I think I'm going to start my own religion ... hmmmm ... and only gorgeous men will be allowed to join and worship me! LOL!!

Keshi said...

hey Niki!

**although i think she and paris are damn cute

CUTE doesnt cut it when it comes to MUSIC. or does it?


Peaches is a nice name for a pet indeed!

:):)

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Vish heyy! :)

**but it becomes irritating after some time

it was irritating from day 1.

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hey Helen!

**Where would they be if something really serious happened and the ability to survive was necessary?

Exactly! I wonder what Paris wud do...run ard saying MOMMY MOMMY GET ME OUTTA HERE.


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G'day Asha hows it going?

**Avril was spitting at Paparazzi and she thought it was adorable!!!

Spitting? mebbe her next song wud be something like this 'hey hey u u I want spit at u'...


**Did you Know Freddie Mercury was a Indian Parsi? Farroukh Merchant was his name or something like that and is from Bombay,then moved to UK.

yup..I know EVERYTHING abt ppl like Freddie and Kurt. :) To me they r geniuses that did things the way they should be done...with no pretenses and no borrowed or copied talent. They were PURE orginal talent and will always be so. I hv so much respect for those 2 artists.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jeevan hope u had fun on ur bday.

**good time Paris is not in news here!

she's supposed to be Mother Superior after her 'divine' prison experience but I havent heard yet abt any charities she contributed to?? apart from going straight to the hairdresser to do her extensions!

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PS alot of kids like her music, I know...wonder why LOL! Mebbe she should join Bananas in Pyjamas? She has a market there.


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hey Jen!

**Music now is just now as it was withthe classics like Frank Sinatra!

omg u like Sinatra? ME TOO. My favs by him r 'Something Stupid' and 'Strangers In The Night'..and many more ofcourse.

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Paul the Queen's King Freddie was also a great PERFORMER. Have u seen him on stage? No one can match up to his Dynamism.


** I love listening to Sinatra.

me too! I LOVE SINATRA!


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hey Diya :)

**hey im an avril fan :( i like complicated best somehow..

lol its ok...u like ur music and I like mine...no worries at all. :)


MWAHHHHHHH!

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hey Wacko Im not surprised alot of guys like Avril..she looks good :)


**no wonder some ppl call him god

yep...to me Kurt is a form of GOD. His lyrics and the intensity of his voice always, I mean in every song of Nirvana, strikes a cord with some emotion in me. Its just magic or what?

LOL @poop comment in SB! yep I was writing this post then :) U r very smart!


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hey Coco Im good ta and great to hear ur doing well too. MWAHHHHHH!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ebezp heyy hows u?

LOL @tomato pic...very CUTE!

I see u like Avril...:) not a prob mate. but Im sticking to my opinion abt her music...cos I cant like something I dont like.


**She writes her own songs, plays the guitar, has redefined the word attitude, isn't a natural blonde, has a bod to die for and a husband...

agreed...must give her credit for writing her own songs :)

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good to hear that Kaylee.

Im much better too :) tnxxx!


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LaVida heyy!


I agree..my mum said the same...thats its too solid n big to be baby poop. Then it must be Tom's poop.


**maayyybeee celeb babies poop out brains.

lol LaVida! MAYBE ur right!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Crazy_Me!

**and only gorgeous men will be allowed to join and worship me

LOL can I apply for Gold membership straight away?


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Crazy ME said gorgeous MEN Dummy

Keshi said...

Anony dumbass thats why I asked if I cud join her religion, so that I cud have similar worshippers. duhhh!

Keshi.

Jim said...

my children are both earning
i dont need to work any more

i am considering retiring from work
tell me Keshi

how do I pass my time
when all my friends are at work

i had a foolish idea of going to USA and making big bucks

but that is history now
why go to USA and face an uncertain future when i have friends and family here

Keshi said...

Jim do wut ur comfy with...it certainly depends wut ur prioroties r.

k I just blasted a friend by email...I dun think she'll talk to me again!


Keshi.

Jim said...

Love is a great mental disease ...

... especially when it happens later in life

- Plato

Anonymous said...

blogging is a nice way to pass time
as long as u dont get enamoured with any blogger like i did

Keshi said...

Jim Love is a mental disease that has no cure..

Blogging is not time-passing to me...maybe it is to u.

Keshi.

Jim said...

what is blogging to u then ?

Niv said...

Keshi,
You make Avril sound like Britney! I think Avril has more character in her voice than singers like Britney or Hilary. And comparing her to singers like Kurt Cobain is like comparing apples to oranges.

:P fuzzbox said...

News has it that Paris is back in the studio. I wonder if she will be making a gospel album to go along with her jailhouse religion.

Keshi said...

Jim heyy!

**what is blogging to u then ?

blogging to me is expressing...freedom...and growth. Having conversations with the walls...listening to what few ppl who stop by have to say...growing in knowledge and thoughts.

I'd be a very different person if not for blogs...someone who's limited in many ways.

If I blogged for time-pass, I dun hv to take the extra effort to write my inner most feelings this way. I cud jut go to a night-club or a chat room to pass my time!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Niv :)


Sorry but to me Avril and Britney r the same...music-wise.


**And comparing her to singers like Kurt Cobain is like comparing apples to oranges

how else can we gauge music? by comparison ofcourse. Apples n oranges have one thing in common...they r fruits. Yet they taste different. Kurt and Avril have one thing in common..they r both musicians...yet they r way too different in TASTE. :) And thats what i was talking abt. I wasnt comparing their personalities tho...just the music.

but ofcourse thats just my opinion on Avril's music. I agree that music tastes vary and there r millions of ppl who like her music. I have no probs with that hehe.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Fuzzy I was thinking of u this morning!! Wanted to come ard n see wut u were upto. and now ur here b4 me :):)


**I wonder if she will be making a gospel album to go along with her jailhouse religion

LOL! Some jailhouse rock will give her the fame she craves.


Keshi.

Jim said...

u sure have grown Keshi
i remember the time u wud go Eeeewww like janice when i talked about gays and les

and u saw that the rest of the world dont consider my blog as porn

its erotic art
most of the nice pics have been stolen from Rex


he has exquisite taste in wine women and the good life

redeemed diva said...

Hi keshi., This was funny and I laughed a great deal. Funny enough, I knew Avril back in the day--hung out with her and her fam at the cottage in the summertime. I think she can sing--I prefer her when she's at a camp fire with an acoustic guitar. I'd loved your rant though. Needed the laugh.

Keshi said...

hey Jim!

**u wud go Eeeewww like janice when i talked about gays and les

I neva said EWW to gays n les. NEVER. I respect every sexuality. r u loco or wut?


**and u saw that the rest of the world dont consider my blog as porn

if ur blog isnt porn, then what is? :)


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lol Diva!

**Funny enough, I knew Avril back in the day--hung out with her and her fam at the cottage in the summertime

u really knew her??


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

a post recently posted at WUB
i want to share with u guys


LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE!!!


BE NICE TO OTHERS IN THE SAME WAY, AS YOU WANT OTHERS TO BE NICE WITH YOU.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO LIVE. SO, THINK GOOD AND SAY BETTER AND TRY
TO DO THE BEST THEN THIS WORLD WILL BE MORE BEAUTIFUL TO YOU.

WHEN MONEY IS LOST NOTHING IS LOST WHEN HEALTH IS LOST SOMETHING IS LOST WHEN CHARACTER IS LOST EVERYTHING IS LOST.

LIVE LIKE A CANDLE, WHICH BURNS ITSELF BUT GIVES LIGHT TO OTHERS.
IMPOSE YOUR OWN TERMS UPON LIFE IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL HAVE TO
ACCEPT THE TERMS OF OTHERS.

LOOK BACKWARDS WITH GRATITUDE, UPWARDS WITH CONFIDENCE AND
FORWARDS WITH HOPE.

WHEN U TRULY CARES FOR SOMEONE YOU DON'T LOOK FOR FAULTS, YOU DON'T LOOK FOR ANSWERS, YOU DON'T LOOK FOR MISTAKES, INSTEAD YOU FIGHT THE MISTAKES, YOU ACCEPT THE FAULTS, AND YOU OVERLOOK THE EXCUSES

Jim said...

hehehehe
u have changed soo much

u forgot what u were

Keshi said...

Jim cud u buzz off? Who r u to judge wut I was and wut I am now? In my opinion, I havent changed the least bit from who I was. Ur the one who's struggling constantly with ur identity.

o its so easy for u to preach at WUB when u cant even be nice to a friend like me...leaving anony abuse n all!

Kesh.

Anonymous said...

* I havent changed the least bit from who I was.

u r contradicting your self dummy
u just said blogging helped u to grow


and u sure are touchy
i been around long enuff to see u grow

and u have grown into a lovely person

Jim said...

the annony mouses are bored
they dont visit me no more


i have adopted the PLAYBOY marketing strategy

post some real intelligent stuff by authors such as Arthur Miller

and at the same time post PLAYBOY center spreads to make them keep coming


sex sells

Shionge said...

Hiya Keshi my friend, thank you for your well-wishes at my blog, truly appreciate it...I'm fine now just very very tire & painful when you know time to visit the restroom :(

Anyway..about Surin's first poop....from my experience as a Mom...*ahem* sorry about that, this is really not how baby's poop looks like. Honest not unless they are different coz they belong to celebrities....

Babies are in diapers and first poop is usually watery and not so 'nice' as what was being shown kekek...maybe that belongs to Kate ~ first poop right after giving birth to Surin hehehheh...

Keshi said...

Jim get a life.

**u r contradicting your self dummy
u just said blogging helped u to grow

growing doesnt meaning changing who u r!


wut u do in ur blog is not my business. But I do have a choice of not visiting a place where ppl trash me under the name of CHEAP THRILLS.


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Shionge HUGGGGGGGGGZ Im glad ur ok. TC sweetie.

LOL @Kate's poop.

Maybe ha :):)

btw my mum said the same...that baby poop isnt so solid and big!


Keshi.

Jenny! said...

Sinatra is the fucking king of cool good music! How can anyone NOT love him!

Jenny! said...

My Way...great song!

Ghost Particle said...

you do like red dear?

lemonade said...

suri cruise's poop in gold..??!!!!
sheesh! wat is this world coming to..??!

Keshi said...

My Way is a GREAT song Jen!

I cry as I listen to it :)


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nah Ghosty I just said it cos anything is possible in made-up religions LOL!


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Lemonade, the world is cranium-starved these days.


Keshi.

Ashes said...

well well..i think Cobain was overrated.I mean he was a great enigma but as a songwriter he wasnt much at all.And if he werent dead at his peak,he would have been forgotten by now.
and Avril..hehe she's canadian and they have weird teeth.

most of what you say about celebrities is valid,but well to each his own.

javagirl1111 said...

My fav music talent lately has been Feist & John Mayer...

Keshi said...

Ashes I'd still ADORE Kurt! :)


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Javagirl thats COOL taste!



Keshi.

Autumn Storm said...

No one quite like Freddie, but I do like the name Apple. :-)

Keshi said...

Freddie FOREVA!

yes Apple is not a bad sounding name at all. Atleast its better than Avacado! :)

ty Autumn!


Keshi.

Vik said...

Oh I guess you rubbed me on the rong side [:(] I like Avril but it is alright. But heck I missed this post of yours and realised now that had posted it and damn the suri's poop.
What is F'ing wrong with this world?Wonder wat sorta kid she turns out to be when she hits her teens !!! Another Paris !

Keshi said...

LOL Vik yes...poor Suri...

Keshi.