Friday, August 17

Schmelly Schmelly Naiiche!

This is a graphic story of a man who's feet smelt so bad it paralysed his cat. Perhaps killed.

The 13th of August was my darling yanky friend Margie's birthday. I want to wish her all the happiness in the world and I hope this schmelly schmelly funnaay story makes her smile :). And today, the 17th of August is my dear vegemite mate Aidan's birthday...HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr.Aidan live it up! You are 2 of the brightest candles that light some of my darkest days. THANK YOU and I LOVE YOU too! Today's song is for Margie and Aidan, enjoy!

So what are my plans for the weekend? Nothing much this time. But something will come up, I just know. But I'm doing something very SCHPECIAAL tomorrow...woohoo...I'm going shopping...LOL I know it's boring for some of you...but you have no idea how therapeutic it can be to this rather crazy girl! Shopping helps me relieve stress (it keeps me away from slapping someone), it makes me happy by buying shoes perhaps? hehehe, gives me ample time to hunk-watch (Keshi wolf-whistles!), makes me walk around for hours that may help in losing some calories (haaa ha that's gymming for me right now!), stop at my fav cafe to have some yummy coffee (mm mmm!), check out the current fashion so I don't look like Wilma Flinstone when I walk out of the house next time, and it helps me to get out of the house on a weekend when there's nothing else to do (or I might start painting my house red). btw the thick mist in Sydney today made me bump into so many strangers' behinds as I walked down the street urrrrrggg! Ok so what are your weekend plans? Anyways have a good one ok, and I'll see you's when I see you's next!

Current Music: Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles

128 Cranium Signets:

diyadear said...

hey me goin shopping too this weekend... its tax free weekend here woohoo.. u enjoy ur weekend gal...

Globescoper said...

Hi Keshi

Have a very nice, hunk-watching weekend.

'Anyways have a good one ok, and I'll see you's when I see you's next!'




AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi...ROFL at the 'catty'joke..wonder if the shoes belonged to someone you know?:)Happy shopping,indeed..waiting to see a pic-list.:)And,LOL at painting the house red.Good luck!Have a great weekend too.My weekend plans(Here,Fri-Sat is weekend)?Unwind!Post!blogsurf!Shop!etc etc. Anything to bring back the sanity after a week of insanity at work.

Vik Rajagopalan said...

Here comes the sun, here comes the girl.. All you guys go hide; to let her find.


My parallel to the Beatles song [:)]

have a good one and good weekend Kesh. I damn hate the guy for the smelly feet. So gross.

Vik Rajagopalan said...

Oh you asked me what I might do for the weekend. Oh well I might go on a wild goose chase into the forest. I would fell trees, burns parches, kill a wild boar and drink it's blood to satiate my thirst and bite a feet of a tiger to satiate my hunger in the process and finally from one of the hole on the forest floor, I will pull out a wild rat. I will bring it home and will place it next to the cat to see if the cat in your picture can eat the rat.

Sush !! Such a wasted life. Weekend go by with crazy thoughts like these :-)

Unknown said...

hey hope you have a great weekend!! i love shopping as well... and i'm sure you wil have loads of fun!!

see you around...

hey what is ur email id! mine is could u message me on that!

Anonymous said...

shopping... $$$$ ... kewl... :)

i have already decided on my weekend right now itself...
friday (tomm) evening while returning from work, i am going to being a bottle of vodka (already got a 'black label' and beer) and i want to enjoy floating in the air... has been a while since i enjoyed that marvel :)
and yeah, finish on two books in this weekend... am already half way through one of them... :)

Divian said...

Nothing planned here...might go out for dinner with friends...but not really sure.

Hope you have a fab weekend!

Phoenix said...

hey keshi have a great weekend ahead!!u going shopping??gawd im broke..can forget about shopping til about the durga pujas :P have fun and dont buy the whole market/mall..keep some for others...

btw the cat story was hilarious!!wonder why guys cant be a bit more hygienic with themselves..regular washes can save them and others from so much less trouble. arrrggghhh!!

:P :d

Keshi said...

Diya that sounds like a great weekend then. Enjoy it swt hrt!


lolz Bev u laughing at that? Thats just me u know..ow owww!


Amit hey tnxx!

**..wonder if the shoes belonged to someone you know

Hell nah! if that pair of shoes was in my house, either me or the owner of them wud hv been killed ages ago.


sounds like a whopper of a wknd then ;-) Enjoy Amit!

Will email u soon.


Here comes THE Vik ;-)

** All you guys go hide; to let her find.

lol find wut? the guys?

ROFL @ur wknd thoughts.

**Such a wasted life. Weekend go by with crazy thoughts like these

why d u waste em then?


Kirthi ty! :)

aww I'll email u soon...tnxx!


hey Mr.DJ ;-)

** i am going to being a bottle of vodka (already got a 'black label' and beer) and i want to enjoy floating in the air...

cool wknd stuff for guys indeedz :) enjoy! I like Vodka...but i cant have more than 2 glasses.

And some reading is good too. Enjoy DJ!



**...might go out for dinner with friends...

sounds like a treat! Hope it happens somehow.

TC swt hrt!


Margie said...

My darling and precious friend!!!!
You made my day so special with this post.....I laughed soooo much when reading the story and the pics.....hahahaha!!!!
You made my day!!!!!
I love the song...Here Comes the Sun soooo much ....
always picked a good one love!!!!

Did I ever tell you how glad I am to have an Angel like you in my life?
If I didn't I'm telling you now!!!
It feels so wonderful that you too have a special place in your heart for me....that is a beautiful thing to me!!!!

As I'm thinking about you now, a quote comes to mind....
It's not how much we give, but how much love we put into giving.
That quote is from Mother Teresa.
It reminds me of the special person you are, as you give so much love and kindness to all!
You are always doing God's work with how you reach out to those around you!!!!

This weekend I'm going away with my sweet hubby and Jake.
My huuby will be riding his bike in an event to raise money for the blind....when he's out riding, I'll be walking Jake around a litle
town called Salida.
Then when he gets back, I hope to visit a few bookstores.

I'm sure you'll have a super great time shopping....wish I could join you....we sure could have a blast of a good time....that I am sure of!!!!!

A little poem for you my dear friend Keshi!!!!!

Friendship is a golden chain
made stronger with each year...
Each link is forged with memories
that make you still more dear...
The thoughtful things you say and
do become the links of gold...
That I will treasure through the years and in my heart will hold!

You have always been a special person in my life from the very first day I met you and you will always be so!

I love you darling!


Keshi said...

hey Phoenix!

I cud neva buy an entire store... unless ofcourse it's a shoe store LOL!

**regular washes can save them and others from so much less trouble

I know. but some ppl have feet odor..its some sort of a natural thing that needs medical attention.


Margie said...

And I wish Aidan a very happy birthday!
I'll have to pop by his blog now and wish him a happy one!

C'ya later Keshi!



Keshi said...

k Margie I read that with tears in my I look like a puke-sappy IT consultant LOL! HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ! I mean every word I say to ya...U r so very special Margie. U touched my heart the same way u saY I touched your's. Im glad I found ya.

Now u hv a terrific weekend ok. With Jake n hubby ofcourse. Mannn ur hubby does alot of charity work...he's really something!

That poem touched my heart. MWAHHHHHHHH! I feel the same abt ya hun.

And Im glad u like the song - now that is something!

So enjoy ur weekend...dun life to the MAX.

***SMOOCHES*** :)

anits said...

hi keshi enjoy ur weekend...enjoy shopping...n d cat is sooo cute... but i prefer puppy...;) tcare n hv a great weekend gal!

Coco said...

Happy Shopping!!
And yes, contrary to what some people does relieve stress!! (just as long as you have the $$ to cover your debt!)


Margie said...

Dudn't mean to make you cry swt hrt!
But, so glad you liked my poem!

Now, I'm off to slumber land and dream some beautiful dreams.

Nitey nite!


P.S Don't worry hun, I'm not crying now....I'm just thanking my lucky stars for all the blessings I have in my life!!!!!

The Stormin Mormon said...

That cat photo is so BA.

I am still laughing.

Sweetstickychewy said...

Guess what Keshi!! I am thinking Shopping and coffee too tomorrow.hehe!Great minds think alike!

HugZ! Have an Awesome weekend babelicious.

You look splendid in that pic.;)

MWahies now!!:P

Sweetstickychewy said...

And yeah i forgot to mention!! As much as i dislike cats. I can't help but say..THAT Kitty is soooooooooo CUTE!!


Harry said...

I wish Aidan and Margie a very happy birthday!! May all their wishes get fulfilled...!!

Keshi, shopping...wowww...I always wish that u come to India and I take you to all the local markets so that u can do shopping and fun...and u can also have a look at Indian



Life said...

hey buddy have happy plans sat night with freinds and sundai with cousins

Take Care

SIMON said...

Keshi my sweet you DID win an award!! Read the post You also get to nominate 5 others!

Keshi have a great weekend!!

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

hey !!

am going for my friend's engagement ... and from there , we are planning to go site seeing ... a palace , and a dam !!


Jim said...

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Menchie said...

Sounds like a great weekend to me (because there's shopping involved!).

I've done my share already this week -- was supposed to go to the beach this weekend but there's a typhoon so the trip won't push through. and i bought a new bikini top too! *sniff*

We have a three day weekend and I'm planning to see Surf's Up with the kiddies, hang out a the bookstore and get a haircut and paint my toes red. :D

Sig said...

Heya Kesh!

Weekend sounds good - have no idea what I am doing - going mandap shopping lol that's about it. :D

Have a good one :)

Aditi said...

ahh have a fun weekend...

Harmony said...

hiiiiiii keshi,
hw hv u been Dear..
well First of all, Lots and Lots of Wishes for both of ur Friends Margie and Aidan..may they gt all of their Wishes filld this b'dy.

Hmmmm so a Sexy pie is Planning for Shopping! Yuppie, now atleast i will get some Gift from her(what do u think gul??)..

well thats much better rather than Painting your House RED(ur family wil gt shokd...wooohhh)..ha ha!!

ummmm, on this weekend i wil be going for a movie "MARIEGOLD" starting Salman Khan and ALi Lattr(obvs'ly with guls..huh!!)

and than to some mall just to time pass(think so!!)!!
do click the pics at ur shopping time honey..bye keshi...huggzzzz!!

Chronus Ess said...

happy birthday to both of you guys!
And happy shopping o keshi wolf! ;)

How've ya been?

abhartiya said... u doin babe?

aww i so lauvvv the way u click ur pics...:)

the cat story is really funny and the last pic there is weird...m gettin scares lookin at it..

i like the post title...schmelly schmelly naiiche...u in those kiddish phase ehh??

u goin shoppin..das kool kesh!


Chriz said...

you just rock with your comment list.. awesome...

captain corky said...

That picture of the cat made me laugh really hard. I'm still laughing as a matter of fact.

Shopping is fun. Especially when I'm buying toys for my son that he won't even be able to play with until he's 5. ;)

PS. Great pic!

annie said...

Shopping!!!! Phew...That is the biggest mood-buster..i love it..anytime of the day! o put up some pics of what you got hold of.Happy Shoppin & Bumpin ;)

radiohead said...

Happy B'day Margie and Aidan .. God Bless !!

Shopping can be boring and can be interesting too .. it depends .. bt i did find a lot of stuff to shop abt in aus .. jus tht I felt window shopping was a lil embarasing .. enterin d shop n jus lookin arnd .. though a hell lot of ppl do tht ..

newyz .. happy shopping
have a gud weekend ..

Brian in Oxford said...

meow! meow!

feel free to use the kitty as a guy magnet....

phishez said...

Those cats look pretty happy at the end. I don't know about you, but if I had stuck my head in a smelly shoe, apart from being incredibly stupid, I'm quite sure I'd be freaking out. Not tripping out.

phishez said...

Those cats look pretty happy at the end. I don't know about you, but if I had stuck my head in a smelly shoe, apart from being incredibly stupid, I'm quite sure I'd be freaking out. Not tripping out.

jac said...

Is it duty free this week?

Shionge said...

Make me laugh so hard I bet Margie would too....gonna pop over to wish her Happy birthday too.

Have a fabulous weekend sweetie :D

The Phosgene Kid said...

Hunk watching? Well, look but don't touch - you don't know where they've been. Have fun shopping!!!

Jay said...

Uggggggggggghhhhh ... Shopping just sucks the life out of me. It only takes a few minutes before I have to find the food court and sit back and have something to drink and do some people watching.

raffi said...

wilma flintstone's fashion wasn't that bad... actually it was terrible, especially when rosie o'donnell played her character. yuckkk!!!!

gautami tripathy said...

I got school on Sat, so what weekend?

*feeling morose*

Dan said...

What a sweet little kit! And another wonderful photo of you Kesh.

And that George Harrison song is one of my all-time favorites. So gentle and lovely.

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Alok said...

Keshi ..... ha ha ha for the pics ...

for shopping, I have few list .... wld be mailing them across after i write this :)

for me I will be shopping too, for I will be going back home soon ...

did i share it with u before ... i have a return flight on 11 Sep :)

hv a gr8 time


curryegg said...

Lol... ahhaha...
The cat is so cute..
And this picture of yours is beautiful! Love it!

Impressionist said...

Belated happy birthday to both yer frenz :)
u bumped into strangers?
*Sigh* I wish i was one among them! ;)

peace & love

Ram said... thats cool...

i am a spend-thrift and i love spending it shopping, movies, lunches and dinners in upmarket restaurants.

its a great feeling to blow money...

coffee at your favourite cafe reminds me of venti-iced frappaccino mocha with whipped cream...from starbucks...hmm yummy.

my, drink, watch TV, sleep. and definitely looking forward to it.


Ram said...

dunno if you've heard Phoebe (of Friends' fame) singing Smelly Cat...check this out...and enjoy....


Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Keshi-chan's frens!!
that is a great song indeed :)
i wish Geroge Harrison is still alive.
and thanks for these incredibly cute pics of cat!!
i want to go shopping too keshi-chan.
but im picky and economical, that makes me buy Nothing except foods these days.
have a wonderful weekend!!

Anonymous said...

oh u look hot!!
i was stunned when i looked at the photo ;)

tsduff said...

Keshi - I LOVELOVELOVE this post! Very cutely done - the pictures are funny!

I'll let you do the shopping - I have to go get my truck smogged before I can register it so more chores for me - ugh. Have fun you beautiful person :)

toby said...

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Nice one. Reckon Margie and Aidan wet themselves laughing at that. I did!
Oh yeah, and I'm guessing there are many Sydney people walking around with big smiles on their faces today :)

Little Miss Muffet said...

the schmelly story was funny :D ..was catching up with ur earlier posts and the saree pics are really nice! my weekend is going to be filled with having guests over both today and tomorrow tiring! have a good weekend girl!

Paul Champagne said...

That cat would have been dead long before she crawled into my shoe ... My shoes have a lethal radius of at least 18"

Alexiev said...


Very simpatic Cat...

Good Blog...

Best wishes from Buenos Aires...
Alexiev Store

KAYLEE said...


Jay Noel said...

I'm not a cat-person, but those pictures are funny...especially the one with him all sprawled out.

Ashes said...

regarding your comment about answer to last post..i think a mother can live with the meomories of her lost child without being tortured if the memories are good.but the social conditioning would prompt her to mourn and grieve.funny world we live in.I reckon i can be called cruel,but i didn't feel anything when i saw the pic.Just a sense of amusement at human folly of thinking death to be an absolute.
By the way, If death of a cat can be seen as funny so can the death of a child be.

Anonymous said...

I love the cat's story !

Shopping sounds like a good idea, I'm gonna go downtown as well. Just got a massage tonight to start off the WE... it's so relaxing ! ;)

general_boy said...

so I don't look like Wilma Flinstone when I walk out of the house next time

Keshi, you say that like it's a BAD thing!? ROFL

Pri said...

lol!!! tht was a amazing story...desperately needed a smile today..n u really got me laughing!
thanks dear :)

Steph said...

I spent the day indulging in retail therapy and wondering how i ended up with such mentally challenged friends........long story ;)

Jeevan said...

I wish you have a cool hunk sight;) and a useful shopping dear. Happy returns for both the buddies.

Jeya Anand said...

That was a funny pictorial sure made me laugh...
And abt the weeknd...I have just arrived home ...will be here for another 15 days...without care..with need to woory abt the medical books..I am save here...:)

happy weekend...and happy shopping:)

Anonymous said...

This is a wonderful post, Keshi...ROFL...

For the weekend, nothing much, just maybe an outing with friends...

Have a nice weekend!

Alex said...


ROTFLMAO. Nice one.

Weekend plans: wash clothes! :D hmph!

Nadine said...

The cat pictures are very funny. Shopping is fun - too funny your comment about looking like Wilma Flintstone. You have a great weekend.

robkroese said...

That cat isn't dead, it's stoned!

Vidya said...

Oh my god! I just love the fact that you acknowledge that shoppng is therapeutic. Ahh..nothing heals like retail therapy!

Have loads of fun!


P.S Funny one about the cat!

:P fuzzbox said...

Although it was a nice picture story with the cat. I preferred the bottom pic. ;)

The Phosgene Kid said...

I think that cat used up 8 of it's nine lives. Can't wait to see pictures of your new boots!!

mystic rose said...

naiche shtory with the cat. :))

Pritika Gupta said...

me going shopping too..:) i love to go for shopping when im angry or makes me forget everything

cm chap said...

Hmm Girl.. shopping.. truly Girlish isnt it.... Have fun... My weekend plan not much...

Rani said...

well you know how theraputic i think shopping is... my red bag speaks for me.
hmmm g'luck shopping and my plans for the weekend?
STUDYING MY LITTLE BEHIND OFF...finals week is here

SeePearrl said...

lolz....very funny...!

Unknown said...

Thanks KEshi:)

Great choice in songs:)

Unknown said...

funny.. funny. :)

Tys on Ice said...

U know? my cat does the same thing when I get back home and removes my shoes. It puts its head inside and then start scratching the shoes...I think its trying to tell me something...

may be you can buy some socks for me whn u go shopping :)

hve a gud one...

Anonymous said...

LOLLLLLLLLLL that is so cute!!! xD

Amey said...

I say, you've been tagged. Check out my blog, chappie:

Oh, and from what I know, cats do fall asleep at weirdest places ;)

Anonymous said...

hey Keshi,
how are you?
Your blog is blocked in my office, only yours, the server says your blog is full of PORN, check your posts for offensive stuff, by the way you look wow in saree, hmmm, may be my workplace server watched you in saree and found you hot :P
Keep in touch baby.

Poo said...

Hi Sexyroo ..Howz you? hope you had a g8 shopping weekend ....i dnt do anything was at home warched some movies, chatting , n studying ..thats all ...its raining here.

Have a Great Monday Love you :))

KAYLEE said...

MoRE HEALth Problems for me:( how are ya?

Cazzie!!! said...

Ether in a shoe perhaps??

Keshi said...

ty all :) Hope u had a good weekend too.


Keshi said...

hey wut happened Kaylz? :(


Keshi said...

ty Poo MWAHHHHHH! Check ur email :)


Keshi said...

lolz Caz!


Keshi said...

Tys I've got grey SOCKS for ya...come ova n get em :)


Keshi said...

lolz Kumar!

**Your blog is blocked in my office, only yours, the server says your blog is full of PORN, check your posts for offensive stuff

ur serious? What determines it? I mean how does ur SERVER suggest that a blog is pornographic?


Keshi said...

Kumar give me the logic..I mean the code in ur server that determines that :)


Keshi said...

Sharm from WUB...I'll contact u soon. Sorry abt the delay.


Keshi said...

Phoso hows ya? :)

**Can't wait to see pictures of your new boots!!

hehehehe..wait on now..


Keshi said...

Deepa I hope u had fun at the engagement!


Keshi said...

Amy n Menchie sounds like u guys r gonna have a rocking weekend! Had I mean :)


Anonymous said...

its my lungs now...........check my blog.

Keshi said...

Alexiev and Chronicwriter, WC to my world!


Keshi said...

heyyya Toby!

**I'm guessing there are many Sydney people walking around with big smiles on their faces today

lolz u think so? awww...


Keshi said...

Alok happy HOMING!


Keshi said...

Anujjjj :)

** jus tht I felt window shopping was a lil embarasing

why? its not embarassing at all..cos alot of Aussies do that all the time LOL!


Keshi said...

hey Paul!

**My shoes have a lethal radius of at least 18"



Keshi said...

hey Ashes I know u luuuurve cats awww..

** reckon i can be called cruel,but i didn't feel anything when i saw the pic.Just a sense of amusement at human folly of thinking death to be an absolute.

well to each his own Ashes...I felt awful when I saw that pic...I mean when I sit down n think deeply, I realise that death is also part of life...but like u said, social conditioning makes us grieve..

ty n HUGGGGGGGGGZ! meooooow ;-)


Keshi said...

heyya Stepher!

**I spent the day indulging in retail therapy and wondering how i ended up with such mentally challenged friends

o cmon what happened? u ok?



Keshi said...

meow meow scratch scratch @Brian!



Keshi said...

Jac no...why?


Keshi said...

Acid I've been well..n u?


Keshi said...

hey Raffi..

** actually it was terrible, especially when rosie o'donnell played her character



Keshi said...

Boy hows u?

**Keshi, you say that like it's a BAD thing!? ROFL

LOL it is!


Keshi said...

lolz Rama ty! I do know her :)


Keshi said...

Diesel heyy!

**That cat isn't dead, it's stoned!

ROFL! Imagine a cat on Vodka?


Keshi said...

woohoo ;-) @Fuzzy!


Keshi said...

ty All!

I read all ur comments but replied only to few...

Hope u all had a good weekend too. And ty for the bday wishes to Aidan n Margie, and also for the compliments ;-)



SaffronSaris said...

LMAO!!!! This so funny, I'm picking myself up from the chair :D

KAYLEE said...


KAYLEE said...


J said...

your look alike:

Anonymous said...

ez baby
any URL that contains girl, sexy, hot, audio, tune, video, music, free, download, scrap, etc. is blocked by server so URL keshigirl is obviously pornographic for the server, youtube is also banned. :(

Radha said...

Hahaha! Poor cattie!!

Keshi said...

Jit now Im an idol? LOL tnxx!


Kumar thats so wrong LOL! I aint no porn star ok!


Keshi said...

Kumar ur server needs to be seems to be way out of touch :):)


Anonymous said...

cheer up mate, that server cant stop me, I got DSL at my home and from home I can even browse porn, give me a smile

Keshi said...

lolz Kumz!


Sun Follower said...

the song of the day...excellent!

Keshi said...

tnxx Sun!