Tuesday, April 29

Boobs 'R' Us!

Warning: BEWARE! This post may cause severe drowsiness, brutal itchiness, shocking ants-in-my-pants kinda tantrums and sudden memory loss that's finally followed by Cardiac arrest to Men who are obsessed with Breasts!


Men are often 'troubled' (in a sedated way) and get easily 'distracted' (in a hopeless way) by a pair of fleshy milk bottles called Breasts *rolling eyes*. Men are designed to be attracted to boobs, only God knows why so don't ask them questions - apparently it's genetic design *God must have been high on Whisky when he designed Men*. I'm a DD (femininity-jumping-out-of-her-top kinda woman - not overly but enough to get most men dizzy) hence I get alot of 'attention' from males when Im out and about. Some men are decent enough to just 'scan' through the corner of their eyes without really being obvious *unfortunately for them I still can spot them boob-spotting*. It's not so bad though cos these men know how to look and how not to look. Some men basically talk to the boobs. It's as if they have already 'Vodafoned' my boobs - as if they are some sort of communication network! And there are massive Boobiologists who just can't help ogling as if they have just been cross-eyed to death by a strong 'sighting' *I can see their eyes immediately starting to rotate like a ceiling fan*. Their heads suddenly take a sharp left/right turn (depending on where the 'chesty' woman is) to fully 'indulge' in what they just witnessed. It's as if they just saw something outta this world...more like they have just been knocked out by a Boobionic shock wave *slaps them hard!*. I do feel sorry for these blokes cos some of them are actually driving a vehicle while they do this *danger danger!*. Keeping a'breast' of road rules while Driving is very important my dear men. Boobs are beautiful yes...admire them...compliment them if you must...go home and grab your woman's boobs, rent her cleavage if you must, camp in there a whole year I don't care...but please don't stare at them so much that the next vehicle you drive ends up being a coffin, or your next stop ends up being the local mortuary. Don't let boobs become your booby trap ok! Boob-spot safely and sensibly :). Cos we do care about you Men - after all who can give us babies other than you *wonders if men remain babies all their lives dreaming about clinging onto momma's boobs*.....*'aww's in mock mode*. Anyways, Boobs R Us and united we stand, errr stick? sit? ok, hang! This post shall be the Holy Boob Treatment that cures all men on Earth! May Saint BooBob protect ya from all fatal distractions. May God breastss you! Men and women, please share with me your booby stories/jokes/incidents. Thanks! btw, watch this video version of 'you sexy thing' if you can...it's too funny. Some men are like the mouse in this video craving for it's 'cheese' when they see Breasts LOL!
















Current Music: You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate (dancing mouse version)

175 Cranium Signets:

Dalicia said...

ho ho ho careful of my boobs :)
i think they wish they can squeeze it...ahahahahha

i don't like unnecesarry attention from men. but hey girl...u got boobs. showcase is in the classy way :)

the stygian sailor said...

why is every third or fifth post about boobs or sex ? not that i am complaining but it is quite a strange thing :)

Keshi said...

heyy Dalicia :)

**i think they wish they can squeeze it

most men dream of that yes.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

wuts so 'strange' abt it Stygian?

Keshi.

Ankur said...

hehehe... funniest by u since date and my reading history... but yet it utters truth nothing else :D :D

i cant stop laughin reading this... u knw men pretty well...

Boobs is something which we are fond of... since childhood, i dont knw why we give so much attention to boobs, but yes, we are addicted to it :P :P

while readin the post i was thinking abt u not zeroyin down on the research... good god tat u havent, more than boobs we are addicted to them :)

but reallly, when it comes to sex n siren, it all starts with them, cuddling and crushing them... i dont think its any fault of men, they are so very beautiful.... :)

hope they stay tat way!!! :D

hehehe... real fun reading.... and yes, ant-in-the-pants, this is just 7.20am in the morning yet :P :P

hehehehe
I enjoyed myself thoroughly... this was real fun!!!

Cheers!!!

priya said...

Keshi,

Men feel them as soft balls and play whatever huh. Humorous post...

the stygian sailor said...

when you 'declare' your assets so openly, the government will find a way to tax it :0

Beach Bum said...

Here is another story that my son will absolutely hate but what the heck. When he was about four we were in a video rental story looking for something decent to watch for a Saturday night. I was concentrating on something that my wife might actually watch when my son jumped behind a display and started telling me to look pointing toward the counter. Not being the sharpest knife in the drawer I kept asking him what he wanted me to look at. After what was a couple of minutes with him getting frustrated I finally realized that he was pointing at an attractive young lady in a spandex exercise outfit talking with the guy at the counter. When he realized I finally noticed what he was pointing out he held out his hands in front of his chest saying that the young lady had nice boobies. Yes, I was very proud and yes she had nice boobies.

Keshi said...

Heyy Ankur Im glad u enjoyed the post.

ur an honest guy..thats a good thing. :)


** real fun reading.... and yes, ant-in-the-pants, this is just 7.20am in the morning yet

is this normal for all men? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Priya yes! Soft coconuts mebbe.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Stygian!

**when you 'declare' your assets so openly,

not fully open..so yeah, I'll be fine :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty BB!

**he held out his hands in front of his chest saying that the young lady had nice boobies

aww how sweet is that!


It just shows Males r attracted to nice boobs from early childhood. :)


Keshi.

Jeya said...

:)

I like how you put a picture of you in the middle of it all. With a tiny bit of that starting line.

This must be huge. I mean this boob problem. I find it really embarrassing to boob-watch. Yeah I'll agree its tempting this whole bubble-icious thing. But I think there is a point in time when men move on. sometimes its too late in life. Sometimes its a tad bit early. But Whatever it is. I think its pretty rude to be knocking on your neighbhours house when you have your own.. I mean its bad.. you know when you are married or you have a girlfriend. Men let us be content. And Keshi.. girl.. this post did not promise anything less. lol.

wp 2007 said...

Hi Keshi

The story you’re about to read is true. The names have been changed to protect the stupid (one).

A friend’s brother could never keep his eyes in their sockets. His eyes bulged out like other parts, (part or a part of parts) of his body. This man (with a boy brain) was riding a bike when he approached two girls walking along the boardwalk. You guessed it. He crashed right front of the girls.

There he was a mangled mesh of blood, spokes and broken bones. The girls, as well as other people, went to his aid until the paramedics arrived and rushed him to hospital. The poor bloke spent several weeks in hospital as well as many months healing and getting back his mobility.

One of the girls visited him, not only at the hospital, but also at his home. (Don’t get ahead of me.) You guessed it again. They are now a happy couple.

Some blokes will do anything to get a girl to notice them. LOL

I like the video—nice touch.

Another super post!

Bev

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

DD

*faints*

wat a post
lol
u r crazzzyyy lol

Getting late to dep and I have to take care of the seismic waves in my groin...guess a cold shower will do the trick..

Actuallyy
I also never got..why my eyes transfix on them..guess wat i can make it my phd dissertation

lol

i got many tales n jokes to tell..but as of noe m late for my dep
*hugs*
*mwaaah*
cya later
tc

maverick said...

hmm....my heads already spinning...LOL..damn i ll b late for work today... :D

i ll send u a mail once i m at work...we can talk thru that..so check ur mail in abt an hours time or something like that ok :)

n awesome pics n post...the 2nd last pic is the best one :)

Solitaire said...

I dunno what to say!!
I am in shock + amusement + chuckle + god knows what mode!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

fingers said...

Boobs, schmoobs.
I'm a leg man...

Jay said...

Well guys are pretty easily distracted by boobs. And legs. Some of prefer legs.

But personally I find your eyes pretty darn mesmerizing though Keshi!

Ankur said...

hehe...
keshigirl how can i be dishonest abt something everyone knows :P
;) (just kidding)

i dont knw abt all men, coz i have never even tried to know their feelings, u c i m completely straight and fond of women!!! :D :D
hehe ;)

but yes, there are a few who can feel it anytime... now how do u expect us not to when u write such a post... and our wildest of imaginations start working ;)

Penelope Cruz i m thinking of and then omelletes... i hope u have seen that scene from the movie... its hillarious and sexy :D :D

have fun keshigirl, and DD??? :O
hehehe... but i really like ur pic... have taken my eyes off this time though, do u have the sequence for the last pic :P :P
lolzzzzz

i m having so much fun!!! :D

Cheers!!!

P.S. there are a few things i certainly cant write here, but as u agreed with dalicia, squeezing is just not the thing!!!

krystyna said...

Some men never grow up. They are still baby.
Btw,
you pic is the best.

Hugs!

Keshi said...

hey Jeya WC n ty!

**This must be huge.

u mean the boobs? ;-)



** I think its pretty rude to be knocking on your neighbhours house when you have your own

did ya knock on ur neighbor's house just to boob-spot???


Keshi.

Keshi said...

OMG Bev that booby story was hilarious!!

**Some blokes will do anything to get a girl to notice them

hahahaha! I like happy endings :)


I knew u wud enjoy the Mouse video. LOL I love it!


tnxx n HUGZ!


Keshi.

SambY said...

Damn I love boobies. Don't you?

Men love boos.Period. We dont have our own boobs to play with... and what we have... lets just say that... feeling myself up is not the same as doing it to a girl with boobies. It's just not, provocative enough.Just like when you try to tickle yourself, you feel nothing.

Boobies are good couse without boobies...there would be be nothing to hold men back .. from having sex without foreplay.... boobies ... i love boobies...

Of course most girls know the secret already - many men love big breasts most - men loving big breasts however have no idea why they love or prefer big breasts over small breasts. I love boobies...big or small i love em...BOOBIES!!!

But anyway ... really I am not obsessed with size!!!... yeah with boobies...yes..every male is...but I dnt bother about the size...like they say about a perfect girl's breast size "enough to fill the hand of a honest man" ...

and puhlese... enhancement. ..and all..thts not good... i dunno...then the boobies look a bit unnatural to me.... many people love them big big silicone boobies... Not to me. I love the feel of natural breasts. Who would want to play with two ballons. That's like playing with false money, when you get through you still have nothing. I've always said " Anything over a mouthful is a waste."

anyway golden words are always for the last... and the golden words are...
I insist that a girl
Stripped to the waist
Is the first and last miracle
I LOVE BOOBIES....

krystyna said...

Really funny video...hahaa

Have a great day, Keshi!

Srijith Unni said...

Hi Keshi, Fun post. It is pretty normal among men, raw animal instinct at it`s purest! But like you said there`s a line we draw between admiring and outright rude staring, which is an invasion of privacy.

Have Fun, Take Care and God Bless!

With Best Regards,
Srijith.

anits said...

hi keshi..enjoyed ur post today.. guyzzzzzzzz.....duno y they r soooooooo excited abt boobs...anyway v r proud to hv it rite? ;)

Akshay said...

Hey Keshi, How are you doing? Long time.. I have been kinda stuck with too many things on my plate and thus haven't had any time to blog or visit blogs. Plus blogspot has been banned at my work place..

This post is boobilicious. Buhaha.. I enjoyed reading the post.. It is the truth and I wont deny it.

the stygian sailor said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha
so you retaliate by making a no-brainer comment??
never mind. i ll leave polite comment like the rest of blogville.
"nice boobs" !

KAYLEE said...

Hey keshi That post ws too much for me :(

I dont talk about those things and i am in so much pain right now that i cant talk about much :( but i mISS U KESHI!!!!!!!!!! LOVE U and HUGS! Bye bye.

I might quit blogging soon :(

Keshi said...

hey Bro concentrate now ok!

**guess wat i can make it my phd dissertation

hahaha!


come bak soon. TC :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mav hows it going? :)

aww ty and hey dun lose ur head at work now. LOL!

keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Sol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Heyya Fingers!

**I'm a leg man...

so u like playing Lego and eating Leggos?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jay yes..legs as well. :)

but I dun u'stand why men get attracted to Legs..dun they have legs?


**But personally I find your eyes pretty darn mesmerizing though Keshi

aww ty Jay HUGZ!

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ankur the 'squeezer'...err I mean Orange squeezer.


**Penelope Cruz i m thinking of and then omelletes

nah I hvnt seen that movie. She's hot tho, I agree.


did u see the Music video in this post? :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Krys, so true!

keshi.

fingers said...

OH, I get it now.
So, your theory is that people are attracted to things in the opposite sex that they don't necessarily have ??
Is that why chicks like men with brains...

Keshi said...

hey Smaby tnxx :)

**Damn I love boobies. Don't you?

hell I do! Sometimes I stare at my cleavage LOL!

ahemmm my darling Samby is quite 'knowledgeable' in the Boobies dept too.



**men loving big breasts however have no idea why they love or prefer big breasts over small breasts.

mebbe cos bigger ones allow for better squeezing? hahahaha!u cant do much withh bee-stings can ya.




**...like they say about a perfect girl's breast size "enough to fill the hand of a honest man" ...

so wuts that 'perfect' size Samby?


I dun admire fake ones either.


**I insist that a girl
Stripped to the waist
Is the first and last miracle

Miracle? LOL ok!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Krys I love that video!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Srijith tnxx! :)


**But like you said there`s a line we draw between admiring and outright rude staring, which is an invasion of privacy.

Spot on!


Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

he he...great post...boys will be boys..and gals will be gals lolss.

Keshi said...

heyyya Anits :)

**anyway v r proud to hv it rite?

indeedz!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Akshay!

tnxx for being honest :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Stygian!

**so you retaliate by making a no-brainer comment??


who started it with a no-brainer comment? :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Kaylz Im sorry that ur in pain.

TC HUGS!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Fingers yes...why d u like Legs, cos u hv em too. LOL!


**Is that why chicks like men with brains...

thats such a guy-thing to say..besides who says girls dun hv brains haha!


Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

Thank you KESHI! HUGS!

Keshi said...

Nirmal Im pretty disappointed that a guy with Soda glasses and supposedly 'geekily sexy' in many girls' eyes, had only that much to say on this topic.

LOL!

Keshi.

Donn said...

I won't repeat myself about why female humans developed portruding hemispherical breasts..but it wasn't for nursing...anyway breasts are beautiful, magical, and they usually match the owner...breasts can have personalities all their own like the seven dwarves;
happy, sad, sleepy, grumpy, droopy,
sleazey and 'doctored'.

Most guys never ever ever get tired of breasts because we are totally 'HARD-wired' to notice even if we can't do anything about it...it's primal.

Keshi said...

Kaylz take a break from Blogging if u must.

MWAH!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hellooo Donn tnxx for comin ova :)

**breasts can have personalities all their own like the seven dwarves;
happy, sad, sleepy, grumpy, droopy,
sleazey and 'doctored'


wow thats a very interesting analysis. I agree, they can have their own personality :) Wuts the 'doctored' one like tho?


**we are totally 'HARD-wired' to notice even if we can't do anything about it...it's primal.

lol I agree..PRIMAL indeedz!


Keshi.

Iceman said...

I love boobs....

KAYLEE said...

//Kaylz take a break from Blogging if u must.//

i might I will miss It but, you know I need to concentrate on my health right now!

ruSh.Me said...

The most intriguing anecdote i can recall of Boob-Watching was, sadly not by Creature of Opposite sex..!! but by Unsuspecting innocent little Bitches in Ladies !! Compartment at one given Sunday::

Im not very specially Endowed but my experiment with fancy Lingerie (read as Under wired) did lead to some Hulla-boo..... I was traveling in a relative deserted Compartment on late sat evening to meet friends for a evening at a pub.. Not to forget to mention that i was dressed rather daringly and managed to acquire more than my-cup-of-tea Second Glances..

In the Compartment, in one corner, Huddled together, were a group of young ladies, from the age group 7 to 19.... me, settling my L frame on the seat, was reading a book... then started the Awing and the Wondering aloud..

"Didi, itni gori hai...."

"Yeh aise kaise rahte hai???Ek dum model ke jaise??"

"Makeup kiya hoga??? Paau-dar laga kar.."

"Iski shaadi ke baad bhi aise hi rahenge???"


Poor Soul had no idea about the existence of bras, Normal, Padded, under wired, Push up, let alone WonderBra...!!

Me till couple of years back wore a wrong Cup size....Sad but true that barely women bother to check the Size they are wearing.....mostly are Ignorant to the Fact that Cup Sizes Exist!!

The Phosgene Kid said...

Tits make the world go around.

Did you miss me???

The Phosgene Kid said...

Tits make the world go 'round!!

Did you miss me or what???

claytonia vices said...

LOL!

Everyone has primal instincts so I guess it is more about not having etiquette... and being crude...

:)

Keshi said...

Iceman ur a real man ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

u should Kaylz. If being in blogs dun make u forget ur health probs, then it's really no point being in blogs.

TC hun!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Rush.Me tnxx hun!


**Unsuspecting innocent little Bitches in Ladies

LOL!


I cudnt u'stand the Hindo tho...but they sound like a bunch of curious super-bitchy teenagers.



**Poor Soul had no idea about the existence of bras, Normal, Padded, under wired, Push up, let alone WonderBra...!!

hahaha!



**Sad but true that barely women bother to check the Size they are wearing.....mostly are Ignorant to the Fact that Cup Sizes Exist!!

so true! This is a very imp point. Alot of women dunno abt the cup sizes..including me. LOL! Until one fine day, a Bra specialist in one of the Lingerie shops showed me what my real size is. I was like 'omg is that so, ty ty ty'... like a super dumb blonde. :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha true Phoso...its the tits that make tis (this) world go round!

ofcourse I missed ya! WB!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Claytonia WC!

**Everyone has primal instincts so I guess it is more about not having etiquette


Spot on! Men r baboons after all. LOL!

Keshi.

claytonia vices said...

In reply to your comment on my post:
If little things can make you happy you know it is one of the secrets of everlasting happiness (yeah I am making it sound BIG! LOL!)! I have realised that it is in finding joy in those little things that makes life interesting :).

badshah khan said...

to start off i thought u were talking all abt me ..but then realised that we have never met ....

Keshi said...

ty Claytonia and its true!

So it's the LITTLE things that give us BIG happiness. Sometimes BIG things (such as big boobs) give LITTLE joys too LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Badshah!

**to start off i thought u were talking all abt me

huh u drunk or on drugs Badshah? lol! Wasnt this post abt Boobs, so how can it sound like it was abt u?

:):)

Keshi.

Ria said...

Ha ha!Keshi does it again....u r too gud gurl, laughed like anything on this post!its quite amusing to knw tht men r so obsessed with this one part of a woman's body...i mean come on there is more to us than jus boobs!? A guy watching it in a subtle manner is still fine but men who see it as if they hav spotted a UFO or something jus makes me go crazy...wanna ask one simple question; when will men get enuff of a woman's boobs?? or m i askin an invalid question!! :D

gunj said...

hey d warning was damn funny!:D

crasiezt said...

You bet guys are obsessed with boobs, and like Julia says in Notting Hill, "every second person has them", so ideally it shouldn't be a big deal. But that's not how it is! The minute a guy sees a babe with big jugs his eyeballs come off their sockets and he's drooling all over them...sickos!

Real funny post babe! Mmmmuah

SambY said...

**hell I do! Sometimes I stare at my cleavage LOL!**

Lol...m jealous... haha imagine having your own pair of boobies to oogle all day.... wow !!.. oh shit i forgot.,.u dnt need to imagine... ur a women u have em...

*** ahemmm my darling Samby is quite 'knowledgeable' in the Boobies dept too***

Yes I have EXPERIENCE er with diffrent brands so as to speak...


***mebbe cos bigger ones allow for better squeezing? hahahaha!u cant do much withh bee-stings can ya.***

Soldier never things what he could have... always thinks to make the best possible use of the available... soldier is a gentleman and would never let the women in the bed realise that he thinks her boobies are not enuf....


**...like they say about a perfect girl's breast size "enough to fill the hand of a honest man" ...
so wuts that 'perfect' size Samby? ****

maam...m not honest !!!!


**I insist that a girl
Stripped to the waist
Is the first and last miracle

Miracle? LOL ok!***

yeah miracle...go gave us both..the male and the female.... extra pounds of fleh at unique places... but still... the 2 lone balls gather more attention than that of balls and a bat... i hope u get me.. i know will ... u naughty woman with double d's.... lol...sryy if i offend ya...

loads of luv....

samby


Keshi.

Die Muräne said...

Often when I see lovely boobs, I try to move them a little just with my thoughts.

That's not 'starring', it's more 'practice mental skills' you know ;DDDD

AmitL said...

ROFL..Keshi,you do dream up the most interesting topics,I'd say.:)

Regarding this obsession,well,they're another of nature's,err,bounties,meant to beappreciated,na?Of course,in a decent way,with an appreciative eye which smiles at them,I feel-not the 'stare-till-you-can-strip'kind of looks,which I've seen men giving to gals and even grannies,out here,which is downright rude.(Perhaps they're too frustrated,being away from their families for so long).
---
Looking back,let me think..back in school,those are the days when these 'observations' are the most fun.We had a fun group of friends(Me,being the 'Observer',even then,more of a listener than a talker.LOL.), and their discussions during idle times,or,on the sports field ,used to be about the lasses in the class,the milk container sizes,guesses about the quantum of milk,etc..hehe...I can see ur eyes going wide,so,let me stop there!(But,you gave me a nice idea for a post..*winks at Keshi's eyes*)
----
Of course,with today's kids,the orbs are not such an enigma..why?because of booble( I believe there is such a site,too...it's blocked out here in Dubai,naturally.LOL),of course,err,I mean,google-they can google-a-boob anytime they feel curious...and,of course,Hollywood and Bollywood movies,the TV channels,et al.But,then,I feel,some things are always best left to the imagination at that age.What do you think?

AmitL said...

oooh,how did I forget to mention those lovely pics at the end of the post?A sight for sore eyes,definitely,especially today,when I needed some refreshment after a tiring beginning of the work-day!!hehe..Thanks.

AmitL said...

And,knowing you, don't punningly reply 'WE AIM to please'...ROFL.

Josh said...

My funny boob story was while dancing.

I like to think that I am good with eye contact and keep my boob spotting in the polite and discreet realm.

Anyhow, I was dancing with a rather well endowed lady and hooked myself into a little half nelson spin which was supposed to end with me rolling up in front of her in a safe but sexy kind of way.

During the move she stepped and lent forward. As my head came up I was swimming in boobage.

I literally wiped my face from navel to neck on this total stranger.

I wanted to die but I also wanted to laugh because the contact was that full on.

My mates wanted to cheer but fortunately remained calm and kept it to a subtle thumbs up.

She just smiled and said that I had to dance the next song too for that!

S m i t h a said...

To quote Mark Twain
"The great law of human action... that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain."
Give us a break.. men are merely puppets. It is the women who are vile, sly and all cunning about the whole thing.
Women make men paint the fence.. euphemistically speaking.

Enigma said...

hahhahah damn funny post..i really knowm wat u mean....even i ahve got unnecessary attention on my boobs since young...humm i hate guys talking to my boobs..taht alos wen i wear a loose top and dont show anythin prominantly....and i have seen men turn their heads at almost 360 degree....hehehehe ohhh boy men r just tuned in to it LOL

Cinderella. said...

Rofl Kesh !!!

Hahahaa..

Tell you what, after reading your comment I was what gotten into this girl ! Now I get the whole idea...lol !!!

I wont blame the men though, except that they must try and nnot be so damn obvious man ! They end up looking major creeps !

Once I'd gone for an interview. Dressed in a full sleve baggy kurta, and a knee-length skirt. Now whats sexy about that ?
But this fcker, sat at the other end of the table and just kept on glaring at me top to bottom (I mean upto wherever might have been visoble from his chair.)

Girl I could literally feel his damn eyes running down. Made me wann aclimg over the table and slap the daylights out of him !

Fck ! Right there I tld him I dont want the job, and he tells me, "but we'll pay you well." Thats sounded damn slutty. Like he waqs gonna pay me just to look at me or smth.

Vrij said...

Whoa.. now thats what I call a delicious post!

Talking from the MCP point of view (my pov), what are your tits meant for? Aren't they meant to titillate us male species? And isn't that why u folks try to perk them up, make them more visible, display ur awesome cleavage (yeah, ur pic reveals that ur cleavage is indeed awesome ;) .. why do u have to do that if not for attracting a man's attention?

And lets be frank here.. dont u really feel good when someone stares at ur ample assets in awe? Fool me if u want to, but most gals would die to have men oogle at them, although they might not reveal it! (pun intended).

So, enjoy the attention while it lasts.. :)

Nirmal's Blog said...

he he gal i can go on and on on this topic..lolsss..
all i remember is one of the FRIENDS episode..
ros's son was drinking breast milk ..joey gives some weird expression 4 tat...ros says "wat the hell..thats one of the beautiful thing u can see"..for which joey replies "i know but theirs a baby sucking it"...llsss

Satish Bolla said...

hahahha, a nice n hilarious one. but wht made u write this? got too much "attention" on da last date???? anyways, keep rocking as usual n post more pics like this.... ;)

Jeevan said...

I am not to deny that I won’t see them, but I hate staring at them like the old man in picture. Who won’t like to see beautiful thing ;) its fun and funny post and cool pic...

♥bμşγ-ŵŗϊŧēŕ♥ said...

**united we HANG?!?!?!
ROFLMAO!
yeah, some men have so not learnt the art of being subtle. they so stare at the breasts ONLY when they talk...lol, tis like they're expecting the breasts to talk back! haha.
btw, if i were a guy, i would have been qually fascinated with em too. ;) :P

Am In Trance said...

Newton's bla bla bla' Law:

"Every pretty round thing will make All the Straight n' shrunked things around it grow GIGANTIC..!!!"

What Can Men Do ?? Its Newton's Law AfterAll...!!!

LoL..!!

Boobelicious Post..!!!
;)

Whitesnake said...

I went to a Mulsim bucks night last Friday and they had a stripper.
Me muslim friend and his mates were yelling at her.

"SHOW US YA FACE LOVE!"

Being the ONLY non muslim I was smart.
I kept my mouth shuT!!!!!!!!!


Yes I did get her phone number.
Go figure that out...bugga aye!

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

sissyy..
I m having a laugh for the second time in the day while reading it...:P

men are not that stupid ..how u portrayed..i have watched a lot widout gettting caught...I admire normal size too big is a turn off for me..

Gaurav said...

i think one reason could be that as a child, both boys and girls are fed from the subject of this post, and as they grow up, girls get their own and guys have none! but it's a possibility that a guy would always be attracted to something that was so deary to him as a kid! many people might react to this observation by calling it 'gross'! but i don't care, i think it could be one psychological reason. ;)

as for looking at them, tell me if you don't steal glances or may be stares in some cases when a well-shaped guy is exposing the arms or any other part that appeals you! so, it's not completely a guys thing.. i don't remember really getting caught up by a girl's stuff unless she's showing it in an inviting way, which is not unusual..

Pavi!!!! said...

OMG!!! LOL keshi!

i actually have a lot to say...but im not as brave as u gurl...Too shy to be sayin all tht i want to in this kinda public forum! If its a room full of ladies..i have plenty of things to say..which ll make one ROFL !

Men n thier obsession wit boobs!hahaha!

Alok said...

ha ha ha .. cant stop laughing ... having an eyeful and not letting the girl know is also an art ... but sometimes it is fun to make it obvious too :)


Alok

Sweetstickychewy said...

Lovely pictures that followed the post!;)

I used to have a problem with men looking down my blouse or for that matter checking out my two balls on top.

Not anymore though. I have decided to just give up having a problem with it. its just too tiring or exhausting getting pissed or irritated over it. They would juz do it anyways. And some all the more when you get irritated. lol.


But i have to confess that those who stare long and hard does give you the creeps at times. i am glad to say, these days i dun get all that pissed or revolved around the matter too much. i juz look at them and adjust my blouse that often interrupt their freeze mode of boobalicious staring mode. Some of them looked like they juz woke up from boobs land to realise they were staring at someone's chest balls. :)

Breasts are beautiful. and i am so glad to be able to own them. Such an attractive thing on a women.;) I totally love them!:D

AVIANA said...

Hola, Hola chica!

Como estas? Que estas escribiendo ahora? Las Tetas? Tetas? Ay chica!!!

Los hombres no saben que hacer ellas...

Tal vez, deberiamos hacer algo...

que tu piensas?

---------------------
chica..what are you writing about now? breasts?

The men don't know what to do with them..
maybe we should do something about it?

what do you think chica?

muah!

vEENs said...

oooo u look sexy!!!!!!

and yah
in school i had a friend...who talked to all people looking at their chests!!!!!!!!

nd it was so damn embarresin to talk to him... his gaze was so yuckkkkkk

i avoided him BIG time!

not that there was anyhting to chw either :-/

diyadear said...

boobs are us.. ha ha lolz keshi..
i missed reading ur posts. of course my bad.. but it does make me realise how well u write, all the more when i visit after long :)

Pointblank said...

Lol! Damn funny post! And so true too! But yeah, it is annoying!!! esply when the stare is followed by lewd remarks!

sid said...

Was a hilarious one:-)...especially the child incident:-)

Keshi said...

heyya Ria tnxx hun :)

**but men who see it as if they hav spotted a UFO or something jus makes me go crazy...

LOL true!


**wanna ask one simple question; when will men get enuff of a woman's boobs?

when they die. *rolling eyes*




*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnxx Gunj :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Crasiezt!

I rem that line from Nottinghill. It's one of my fav movies too.

Every 2nd person may hv em, but males dun hv em. Thats why the obsession I guess :)


**The minute a guy sees a babe with big jugs his eyeballs come off their sockets and he's drooling all over them.

hahahahaha!


tnxx hun :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyy Samby the Boobiologist!

** imagine having your own pair of boobies to oogle all day.... wow !!.. oh shit i forgot.,.u dnt need to imagine... ur a women u have em...


LOL! yeah boob-talk can make men hv few blonde moments, I u'stand. ;-)




**I have EXPERIENCE er with diffrent brands so as to speak

ur only 20 and u hv si much of experience? How may I ask my lil bro Samby? :)




**soldier is a gentleman and would never let the women in the bed realise that he thinks her boobies are not enuf

gosh ur smart LOL!



**... the 2 lone balls gather more attention than that of balls and a bat...

hahah good one Samby!


**naughty woman with DDs

why wud I get offended? :) Its the truth na hehehehe.


*HUGZ* Samby u rock!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Murane the Boob-mover :)

yes I agree..u need some skills to boob-spot sensibly hehe.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey AmitL tnxx! :)

**,I feel-not the 'stare-till-you-can-strip'kind of looks

I agree. And thats what I meant by this post..dun embarass the female. A gentleman wont do that anyways.



wow u guys talked alot of 'DIRRRTY' stuff in school ha? ROFL!


I agree with wut u said abt today's generation being way too corrupted. Cos they hv access to almost anything nowadays and also that makes it boring.


ok I must Booble now LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Amit Im glad u enjoyed the pics too :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**'WE AIM to please'.

Boobs R Us, united we hang, to please, cos we CAN.


lol Amit!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Josh WC in here :)


**I like to think that I am good with eye contact and keep my boob spotting in the polite and discreet realm.

Im glad abt that.



**hooked myself into a little half nelson spin which was supposed to end with me rolling up in front of her in a safe but sexy kind of way.

LOL ur quite interesting!



**As my head came up I was swimming in boobage.

hahahahaha @boobage!


**She just smiled and said that I had to dance the next song too for that

poor poor Josh! :)


funny boobastic story..tnxx for sharing it with us!


Keshi.

Macadamia The Nut said...

I once had a professor whose eyeballs were attached to spring coils. Anything in skirts walks past.. and BOINGGG!!! out would pop his globulous monstrosities. Ewck!

Keshi said...

Smitha WC n tnxx!


**"The great law of human action... that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain."

I agree somehow.


** men are merely puppets. It is the women who are vile, sly and all cunning about the whole thing.

Some women are but not this woman. :)


**Women make men paint the fence..

And men so gladly do it, so it's not totally women's fault either hehe.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Enigma tnxx sweetie!

When I was younger too, in my school days, some men wudnt let me walk down the street w.o. being wolf-whistled at - for godssakes I was only abt 15...dirty bastards.


**and i have seen men turn their heads at almost 360 degree

LOL yes!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Cindy MWAH!

**Tell you what, after reading your comment I was what gotten into this girl !

hahaha u must hv thought I was drunk!



**But this fcker, sat at the other end of the table and just kept on glaring at me top to bottom

creepy!


**Made me wann aclimg over the table and slap the daylights out of him !

u should hv!



**"but we'll pay you well." Thats sounded damn slutty. Like he waqs gonna pay me just to look at me or smth.

LOL it does sound slutty. Wut a wanker!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vrij tnxx!


**what are your tits meant for? Aren't they meant to titillate us male species?

NO, thats not the soul reason Vrij! Breasts r a big part of being a woman and also a mother someday. Its existence isnt soully meant for men!


**And isn't that why u folks try to perk them up, make them more visible, display ur awesome cleavage..dont u do that for attracting a man's attention?

NO! Once again ur wrong. :) Women dress uo sexily FOR THEMSELVES. Not just to display their tits for men. Being a woman, showing some cleavage (not overly) is a fee;-good thing for us women..it makes us feel lovely and so womanly. Its not done to attract men, tho most men seem to think that!


I agree..most women wud love to get compliments, to be looked at..but certainly not ogled at to a point of feeling uncomfy! :)



**although they might not reveal it! (pun intended).

LOL good one Vrij!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Nrimal!

**i know but theirs a baby sucking it"

hahahaha!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Satish!

**but wht made u write this? got too much "attention" on da last date????

I dunno..my mind selects my posts :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnxx Jeevan!

**Who won’t like to see beautiful thing

I agree :) Ur a gentleman I know.

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyya Busy_Writer tnxx hun!

**tis like they're expecting the breasts to talk back!

LMAO!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Trance! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Stevo well done then! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyy Sourish :)

**i have watched a lot widout gettting caught...

aww so my schmall schmall bro is boob-spotting alreayd? *faints*



**I admire normal size too big is a turn off for me..

Too-big scares me LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Gaurav :)

**but it's a possibility that a guy would always be attracted to something that was so deary to him as a kid

I agree..there must be a psychological reason like that too.


ofcourse I perv too..o cmon we r all human :) but I dun ogle at a guy and make him think Im some kinda creepy sex-starved chick. LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Pavi tnxx hun!


**...but im not as brave as u gurl...Too shy to be sayin all tht i want to in this kinda public forum! If its a room full of ladies..i have plenty of things to say.

awww :(


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Alok LOL!

** having an eyeful and not letting the girl know is also an art

indeedz :)


**sometimes its fun to make it obvious too


now u sound like a cheeky lil brat LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Amy!

** I have decided to just give up having a problem with it. its just too tiring or exhausting getting pissed or irritated over it.

LOL me too. Ur so like me. I dun give a damn anymore.


And yes, I still hate the creepy ones. They give me a psychotic rapist kinda vibe and thats disturbing.



**i juz look at them and adjust my blouse that often interrupt their freeze mode of boobalicious staring mode

OMG I do that too Amy :)




**Some of them looked like they juz woke up from boobs land to realise they were staring at someone's chest balls

hahahaha!


**Breasts are beautiful. and i am so glad to be able to own them. Such an attractive thing on a women

totally agree. I now announe to the world: I LOVE MY BOOBS!


;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

WOW Lisa I love Spanish! I hv always wanted to learn it..its so exotic. So ty for talking to me in Spanish..this way I mite pick it up soon. :)



**Tetas?

means tits ha? :)


We dun hv to do anything abt it Lisa..we can just sit n watch Men faint in agony. LOL!


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Veenz!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Diya HUGGGGGGZ! I missed ya too :)

Boobs R Us and United we hang. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

PB yes I agree :) tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Sid tnxx!

which CHILD incident btw?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahahahaha Maca!

Did he Major in Boobocology?

Keshi.

George said...

Keshi ... living down under you may not be up to date on the latest breast research. Scientists in England (where large breasts are rare) have proven that the female breast emits and signal of some sort that only men are attracted to ... not even lesbians are attracted to this signal ... and it draws the man's attention to the lumps in your shirt.

You have no idea how physically or mentally difficult it is to resist. Only a man of super human powers is able to resist without permanently damaging himself.

I find that the female buttocks emit the same signal and have caused me great pain when my head uncontrollably snaps around to watch a lovely butt walk away from me.

Keshi said...

George tnxx!

hey yes I hv read abt that before..that female breasts emit a genetic signal to males..hmmm good excuse now. LOL!


I hv seen so many men staring at women's butts, including mine.


o well we cant do much abt genetic emissions. hahaha!

Keshi.

Rex Venom said...

Ok.
So, like, with most other mammals, the female only really has noticeable breasts when she is pregnant and/or feeding the baby. Mostly, right.
Ok.
And we humans, presumably, came from some pre-human monkey creature, which probably went about mostly on all fours, like modern chimps and apes.
Ok.
That meant that the males had this view of the females back end, bent over, all the time.
Buttocks (I am hearing Forest Gump say it in my head, ok?).
As the pre-human monkey dudes and dudettes began to walk upright, the females began to keep their Boobies around longer, even after feeding of babies was done, until, bingo-bango-bobby, we were all walking around and chatting on cell phones, and the women, for the most part, just had boobs all the time.
Ok?
See? The modern human female’s boobs are to remind the old pre-human man brain of a bent over derriere. Thus making us think of sex.
Yeah. Think about it.
Rock on.

Keshi said...

Rex that was a very smart and informative deduction! WOW loved it!


So yeah, chimps n boobies..lol ok!


Keshi.

Vrij said...

"NO, thats not the soul reason Vrij! Breasts r a big part of being a woman and also a mother someday. Its existence isnt soully meant for men!"


**I agree it might not be the sole reason, but its a pretty good reason. Otherwise God wud have created ur boobs similar to a Daschund's and not as beautiful as urs are.

"Women dress uo sexily FOR THEMSELVES. Not just to display their tits for men. Being a woman, showing some cleavage (not overly) is a fee;-good thing for us women..it makes us feel lovely and so womanly. "

** I'm quite surprised to hear that though. Thanx for enlightening me.

"I agree..most women wud love to get compliments, to be looked at..but certainly not ogled at to a point of feeling uncomfy! :)"

** That I can accept.

Shionge said...

Whoa!! Hot! Hot! Hot! I luv this Boob-y post ;)

Men are just men, can't live without us cos we got boobs hahahahah....

Keshi said...

Agreed Vrij, its a pretty good reason yes :)

**Otherwise God wud have created ur boobs similar to a Daschund's and not as beautiful as urs are.

LOL hahaha!

Ur funny :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Shionge yes!

Keshi.

SamY said...

** Men are often 'troubled'

quite often these are people who haven't had enough / depraved

** pair of fleshy milk bottles

correction, balloons :p ... bottles are comparable with the silhoutte of a women :D

hmm, how come u have not come across men who are seduced by the booty of a women? Its the curves that does the trick u know ;)

carolinagal said...

Oh Kesh...what can I say..boys will be boys ;)
I've asked Brett this question-why men are so fascinated with boobs??
All he says is "Thats coz us boys don't have 'em " LOL!!

carolinagal said...

BTW, you've got a nice pair of 'puppies' yourself hon ;)
[Sigh] If only I were gay or bi-sexual[Sigh]

badshah khan said...

hmm that was funny ...but i was talking abt the guys u referred to .....

irshad said...

Hi Keshi,

I am 23 and completely agree with your comment that men like boobies.

irshad said...

Hi Keshi,

I appreciate you for being honest and telling the blunt truth.

Don't you get into trouble for speaking out the truth in a world there is no place for innocence.

Once I read a post from you where you were talking about one annoying cousin. Is she still a buddy of yours?

TC, Irshad

Keshi said...

ty Irshad :)

my cuz is ok now hehe.


**Don't you get into trouble for speaking out the truth in a world there is no place for innocence.


nah. ppl may think/say anything abt me, but nothing changes who I am right? :) I like to be myself rather than put on an act to please ppl or fit into this world.


tnxx Irshad!

Keshi.

irshad said...

Hi Keshi,

I am happy to hear than u and ur cousin are not locking horns anymore. :)

I has started my own blog last month (though, only one post still)and guess who my inspiration was?

It was YOU. I've mentioned it in the blog as well. I wish to be a member of the between friends blog. Is it possible to add me to the blog?

http://irshadirs.blogspot.com/

Thnx, Irshad

elusive said...

LOL!!hilarious! GO girl!

Silvara said...

heheh I'm a DD now from a D and I get the stare at my boobs thing all the time!!!! How do you make it stop???

Just Another Girl said...

men ogle boobs just like women ogle crotches. both wonder what's it like underneath all that cloth.

in the long run though, none of that matters. good humour and general likability is way lovelier than what the eyes can see, no? :) love your blog! =)

Clyde said...

Oh Keshi, you relly have to be a guy to find that facination.
I suppose it all stems from the fact that we dont have them and they are out there on semi display, so we look---but I must agree that there is also a face attached to that woman so you should be able to look her in the eyes first---and eyes are facinating---I am so attracted to smiling eyes.
But, sorry mate, I have to tell you, I am very attracted to the girly bits---and the boobs are on display
Oh, and I know why posts are about boobs or sex---because you have a nice pair of boobs and you are healthy and think about sex---simple---keep on posting

Keshi said...

hey Samy!

**correction, balloons

LOL hahaha!


*booty

ofcourse I know abt men's female-ass addiction too!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahaha Carolinagal! If only I were bi, I'd grab ya straight away!

:) HUGZ!



** "Thats coz us boys don't have 'em "

well he's got a very valid point. :) Plz ask him this too. Why do then stare at girls legs? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha ok Badshah gotcha :)

Keshi.

Gonecase said...

Holy :P Lovely Lingo Lady :D

Keshi said...

aww ty Irshad! yes I did see that u mentioned me :) Im glad to be an inspiration to u.

I'll ask Ishita abt BUF for u ok? tnxx! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Elusive tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Silvara MWAH!


**How do you make it stop???

lol u cant stop it until mankind exists. U just hv to learn to mentally ignore their stares :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

JAG hey WC n ty! :)


**men ogle boobs just like women ogle crotches. both wonder what's it like underneath all that cloth

I agree. However I dun ogle at a crotch, just cunnigly glance n look away. LOL me a bad girl, I know!


And yes, personality is way more imp than looks. Spot on there hun!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

:) heyy Clyde tnxx for being so honets mate!


**But, sorry mate, I have to tell you, I am very attracted to the girly bits---and the boobs are on display

LOL!



*Eyes

I agree. Eyes can be so hot!


ofcourse, sometimes I cant stop thinking abt sex. No I aint a male. LOL! ;-)


*HUGZ* n ty!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

dija just pass out GC? lol!

Keshi.

Clyde said...

Keshi
Yep, I've seen the photos an kinda guessed that you weren't a guy.
And it's not just guys that think about sex a lot----it's healthy.
And I can tell you why guys check out legs---they know where they lead

Keshi said...

haha good one Clyde!

mmmm....they lead to the pelvic bone btw. ;-)

Keshi.

Clyde said...

Yep, pelvic bone was what I was thinking--and what all he boys were thinking--yer, right

Alok said...

Udderly hilarious!

The reasons why I think males are attracted to boobs are:

1) They Are Beautiful. They really are. :P

2) We don't own em'.

3) They protrude out. Easily noticeable, and worth noticing. :D
Quite like butts. Eeeks

SambY said...

one gets expeerince at an early age when....

ur thrown out into hostels when u are 9

ur parents give you tons of pocket money and never ask questions...

when you attract certain kind of females who are interested in ur dads position or ur money

when you do the longest wheelies in town

when ur the textbook bad boy

and with all these i think i have good looks and charm which help me to become samby the boobologist !!

samby!!

i have lots to write about ur new post especially in ltte war ...but i need time will do later...

cheerz keshi maam....

i love you

Gonecase said...

To the moon and back :P

Niyara - Asian Rocxs said...

instead of just reading thought i'd come back and comment on these two posts i missed. How funny but true are you! I love how many times you said the word boob but in a non rude disgusting way.

lovely chest darling you must be proud, finest of the bunch they are! :)

but im not sure what the HUGE attraction is to men. As a woman you see an amazing chest and you think wow great. but for men - i dont get it? women like practical things like muscles and height and stuff. Ahhhh the mystery!

Mez said...

Who has enthused this natural flair for humour in you? Too good the way u describe.

Keshi said...

haha Clyde ;-)

Sexy pelvic bone ha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Alok u raised some honest 'points' there. hahaha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyyy Samby MWAH! I missed ya man!


**and with all these i think i have good looks and charm which help me to become samby the boobologist !!

awwwww....HUGZ!

I luv ya too!

U TC NOW and keep in touch ok. Dun make me miss ya so much.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha GC!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Niyara tnxx hun!


**muscles n height

yes...thats cos we women r practical and men are just sexual.

*pretends she didnt say that*


:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Mizz.Mez :)


**Who has enthused this natural flair for humour in you?

mebbe my lonely mind is trying to make it smile. :)


*HUGZ* n ty!

Keshi.

carolinagal said...

*Why do then stare at girls legs? *

Sorry, didn't understand the question...Do you mean 'Why do they stare' or 'Why don't they stare'??
Coz' i know some men who love to stare at women's legs, and some who don't care much...

Keshi said...

hey CG :)

o I meant WHY DO THEY STARE AT LEGS. cos I know that men stare at breasts cos they dun have breasts. But legs? They hv legs LOL!

Keshi.

carolinagal said...

They stare at womens legs because they are silky smooth and sexy...not like their own hairy, ugly kind..

Ravi said...

OMG! What an amazing post on...err...u know right :P

I simply loved these quotes:

# God must have been high on Whiskey when he designed Men!
# Boobs R Us and united we stand, errr stick? sit? ok, hang!
# May God breastss you!

Being a guy myself, I can tell you one thing Keshi.

No matter how hard we try, we can never stop ourselves from looking at them :P

However, at the same time, I agree with you on the decency part. We all are adults and need to respect other's dignity.

You're one amazing babe, I've known in my life sweetheart!

Take care :)