Wednesday, April 23

The sHit List

Ok as much as there's massive mind-rotting shit offline, there's such shit online too. So here's a list of what I see as Online Shit. Now this is MY list, not your's. So chillax *rolling eyes*. You may not consider some of these as shit...you may actually like them and I can't help that ok LOL! Anyways here I go with my Online sHit List:


*Orkut, Fuckbook, Assbook etc - I know some people use these social networking sites to keep in touch with their loved-ones, to share pics etc and that's ok. But I don't quite gel well with these sites...one glance of it put me off big time...maybe cos I get easily bored in a place where there's nothing new to learn. It's a Time-wasting haven I say!

*Anonymous assholes - Internet is a Jerks' paradise I tell ya. It gives any whackjob all the freedom in the world to train their Dickheadism to the max, without getting whacked where it hurts the most. As much as I have been subjected to such embryonically-deprived assholes, it has made me totally immune to such crap, which is great btw. Anonymous immunisation I tell ya!

*Blockbuster opened mouth idiots - Some people find the net a refuge to flaunt their stupidity so they display it oh so generously. Cos it's a cheaper, easier and safer avenue to open their unskilled mouths without thinking and without getting bashed up black and blue ofcourse. Untreated Gingivitis I say!

*Dick addicts - Net is a place for Ted Bundy kinda sex maniacs to roam free and target innocent victims, even children. I wonder what these blue-in-the-face nymphos do as they chat to innocents at their expense. Shit load of masturbating IDs I say!

*Annoying Penis-enlargement spam - Now do you think I need a Penis enlargment? Well it seems some people think I need it! *rolling eyes* Maybe in my next life, and if I'm a male aaaand if I'm insecure, I'd consider reading such revolting spam ok. Erectile AND Brain dysfunction at it's best I guess!

*Music download sites that piss you off to eternity - some Music download sites ask you for your email, phone number, granma's name, uncle's height etc etc for a FREE download and the questions never seem to end! Wonder what their last question would be - if I'm a virgin or how long my legs are? I get so angry I close the browser most of the time in total frustration. Download a gun I must!

*Gunk mail - such as 'Discounted meds' kinda fucked up shit. Tell me who really sends this kind of dumb marketing messages in this day and age? Does anybody even read it past the subject line? Chances are if someone wants discounted shit, they'd be in the Reject shop - not on the net. Glorious discounted truck load of gunk I tell ya!

*Chat rooms - well there used to be a time when I chatted online...say for about 3 months. And then I was so over it, very quickly too. I can't stand it anymore. It's boring to the core and seem to eat my cranium just thinking about it. Stinking chat 'slaughter' rooms rather!


Well I think these are what annoys me the most about the Internet. And yes I get murderous just thinking about them, hence the Hit list. Tell me what you consider as Online shit. Go for it my wisest lot on the Internet, yes that's you guys.
MWAH!


This song is especially for Samby...cos he loves the older and sexier Kim ;-). Samby please stay, WE LOVE YA!


Current Music: You Keep Me Hangin' On by Kim Wilde

126 Cranium Signets:

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

rite now..
i just hate this life and wateva associated wid it...and internet love sucks big time.........

Keshi said...

so does that mean u hate me too? :(

Keshi.

SambY said...

i love u as always.... why are u so worried... i am online till 29th april... and even when i go..do u think i would go alone...i will always have u in my heart maam... always and forever... you shal always be mine cause What the heart has once owned and had, it shall never lose. And my heart has owned you...

I amy die... but my love for you wont... love dies only if we dnt have a source to replenish it...dies of witherin... but i have u in my heart always..so i have a source..and the image that i have os too beautful for nature to make it wither... i wont let that happen.....

Who knows how long I've loved you,
You know I love you still.
Will I wait a lonely lifetime?
If you want me to I will.

I will not forget you and wi will alwyas come here when i come online..no matter how crappy net connection i have... now let us enjoy till 29th... :-)... tiem to precios to waste away in tears...

Ps:-

wtf no flying kissi.... :-X

SambY said...

dnt ever delete ur blog and i am not delteing mine..its ths plaace where your figerprnts still rest, your hugsz n kisses still linger, and your whispers of support softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me. forever and ever....

even if u pplan to delte it..do drop me a mail at vishvsambyal@gmail.com..... so that i can reach u when ever m able too....

take good care fo urself..if only for my sake

SambY said...

fuck... i hope u get my emotions...too many typos in my comments.... but i hope my message is clear and precise..... haha no typos in this comment atleast i hope...

SambY said...

kim wilde i dnt knw in person..she looks good...but who knows what she is really...but i know u ...ur reality...and i love u

the stygian sailor said...

shit happens. it has to exist.
kafka cafe is on my shit list :)

AmitL said...

Err,Keshi,seems u didn't get ur morning cuppa coffee,hence,these delightful utterations.:)

ROFL at the new names of facebook.Some music download sites are quite good,you know...will give you some names..some are blogspot sites,in fact.

What do I consider online shit?Well,Spam,for one-including all those emails about increasing se*ual prowess,et al. Irritating pop-up windows,for another-some sites do not open,if you have blocked the pop ups-probably that's their source of revenue.

Another irritant-all those lottery emails-declaring you the winner of millions of pounds. Or,emails purportedly from widows of millionaires,willing to transfer half their wealth to you,if you take it in your bank account.hehehe!

Err,you ever tried replying to all those lively,erotica-sprinkled emails?If so,any replies??

Cinderella. said...

Girl..spot on, at the ***Annoying Penis-enlargement spam **

My gmail spam folder is flooding with, and I dunno why !

Is fcking irritating. Major dickheads !!!

vishesh said...

hmmm...i don't like orkut ,facebook and all those stuff that much...besides ya spam is bugging...

Jeevan said...

“Orkut, Fuckbook, Assbook etc” ho shit! I am with you on this, these nothing gives me special. I work out just to wish on feast times and for a Hi. But the names u gives to annoying, shrinks dear. lol

Daily I get more than dozens of spam and striking them is duty always… after being blogger, the chatter side is offline always now even if it is online ;)

Anvita said...

gal yur so bloody right abt most of em except tat i am a facebook addict but i know i will get over with it soon.....

but wat annoys me most r these pop ups man......specialy the smiley registration ones, grrrrrrrrrr n i also hate these survey thingies tat come up time n again....

Anvita said...

hey i like yur selection of pics....good ones....

Standbymind said...

You are spot it..
they just suck :O

Lena said...

you know i guess i have become immune to this online shit. Though anonymous losers really annoy me a big deal!!

Macadamia The Nut said...

Omg!! lol! I SO know what you mean. In fact I'd written something about this a few months ago... here:
http://macadamiathenut.blogspot.com/2007/11/hi-dude-macadamia-want-to-enlarge-your.html
and was working on a follow up.
Sad innit? How most people seem to have only an online life?

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

:| nopes i dint say that :|

priya said...

A cute post on total reality Keshi. People get drawn to many things may be peer pressure or just self satisfaction or to show off how much popular they are. Its a crap.

Sutta said...

Reading immensely doltish posts, on fucked up blogs will be my shit list. :P

AVIANA said...

You hit it right on!

Except...I love facebook!!!!!


I'm on it constantly! you can put up blog posts on there too it's just that most people don't do it...

i wonder if the internet will become extinct?...that will be interesting..

Paul said...

Me too - My Space, Face Book... I register but then lose interest. It all seems complicated and busy and less interesting than blogging.

Oh, one thing - they can be great for locating people. I located a young woman, now about 23 - the last time I saw her she was seven! I'd googled for her and come up empty.

Jay said...

Thieves. There are a lot of thieves online. They steal other people's stuff and post it as their own. Especially photographs.

Facebook is where I get my scrabulous on. I love that game. But, they've added an instant messenger and that annoys me cause sometimes I don't want to be bothered when I'm online and I have to remember to mark myself as invisible when I sign on.

I gave up chat room because of all the trolls, but I still enjoy a lot of forums where it's easier to ignore assholes.

g-man said...

hmmm...pretty neat post. have to agree with you on everything but the orkut thingy :) i think i've posted something kinda similar to this, but its confined to just one topic...here's the link

http://ravingsofaboredboredmind.blogspot.com/2006/08/bleeeeeead-infinitumeeeeeep.html

Ankur said...

Its not necessary at times tat u spend time only at the place where u have somthing to learn!!!

but yeah, ppl dont use anything only for the need for which it is created!!! So does internet... watch this movie called Untraceable... u will know one more reason how Internet can be cruel!!!

Abt Samnby... i love u too bro... wish u stay, but i know the new place u r moving too wont let u use net more often... but wenever u get the time, do write...

Keshigirl misses u so does Ankur!!!
:(

***HugZ***

Cheers!!!

Sweetstickychewy said...

****Annoying Penis-enlargement spam

lol! yeah they just don't seem to stop pressing with tat advertisement. hahaha...

Can't stand junk mails & forwarded mails.

Am In Trance said...

I Think You Had An Orkut Profile..!!!
Am I Right...???

Listen.. Social Networking sites are 80% crappy.. I know it.. But still don't forget the other 20%...

You've been there.. n' done that.. Na..!!

Vrij said...

LMAO.. :)))) Just too hilarious.

Adding to ur list of regular spammers, its ppl who join umpteen networking and bday reminder sites.. jaxtr, fukstr or watever and ringo bingo or something.. and they send invites to u to join. U delete the msg and forget it only to be reminded in a few days time. And the thing just goes on and on and on! Gmail's 'Report Spam' button helps a great deal though!

And in India, this awesome technology used by naukri, timesjobs and monster sends job listings which are so totally irrelevant. They know I have not more than 5 yrs exp in my fielf, but they send listings for 20yrs experienced ppl.. I know I'm getting old, but not that much!

Added to that a couple of weeks back, I recieved a mail from Clickjobs that I have registered on the site and this is just a confirmation mail. Two days after that I get a mail that my resume has been accepted for listing. I donno who's doin this stuff!

Satish Bolla said...

well, the list is almost the same for everyone. mayb only the sequence changes.
there were times whn i used to b "scrap"ping everyone's asses in orkut. met lots of old frnds and a few new frnds but now, gave rest to my orkut life.
n i hate google search now-a-days. the thing which u need appears in almost every search result but u can't find anywhere in reality. u've to go thru some 30 sites to get your requirement.

The Grunt said...

I have a particular distaste for boner enlargement ads/emails, anonymous comments, spam bots, and trolls.

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

lol and not to mention mails stating "You've won £10,000,000 lottery. Enter your bank details so that we can transfer the money!"

LOL!

♥bμşγ-ŵŗϊŧēŕ♥ said...

haha, spot on! the darn spam on gmail so gets to my head too! i have this weird thing bout having my mailbox chean-clean, so i delete trash and spam and all, and this gmail is so greakin annoyin, everytime i refresh my page, i get like 10 spam mails! wtf!
:|

Ghost Particle said...

I am an Anonymous, may I get the immunization from Dr Keshi...dont wear gloves plz.
uh...im not anon :p

well well well...hey! the download a gun dress in da pic looks nice uh...i mst become a fashion dude or something.

My Online Shit-list: What I hate online is Pop-up messages...which actually dont happen if you use firefox.

what i hate next is people who send you attachments that dont work, emails within emails within emails until they themself loose track of the subject matter.

The websites that just never open! and then u figure their websmater is a pothead who put too much bling on the sites.

i think im getting too boring here...the last thing I hate is there are no more decent porn sites...all just recycle old material! sigh!

gunj said...

heyyyyy
sucha effin truly genuine list!!
n funny words uve used thr!!
great post!!
n samby is soo lucky...all of us love him so much!!inne?

mutleythedog said...

Well you are down hearted and a bit bitter today. Not your normal self at all...

Nora said...

I hear ya - on all levels!!

Nora

wp 2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Please excuse me while I talk to myself.

Wow that was neat! It worked perfectly. Love it when something actually works.

So where was I?

Oh yea, shit.

A funny, accurate post that’s not overly smelly.

Just lacks the fan, but who gives a shit.

Just imagine if one could send the smell of shit over the net. Forget it, some are already doing it.

Yeah, I know I’m off my noodle. You don’t have to tell me.

I put some classic Bev on my post.

LOL

Bev

Beach Bum said...

Did chat rooms myself for a couple of months way back in the mid-90's when AOL was the cutting edge. Even then only about one room in twenty ever could establish a coherent conversation. But as soon as some discussion was started some new group would come in and start the usual shit.

As far as Facebook and MySpace my son is hooked on them but he is twelve.

wp 2007 said...

Hi

The classic Bev stuff will be on the Thursday post.(Posting @ 12:00am EDT)

LOL

Bev

Keshi said...

Sambyyyyyy HUGZ!

**you shal always be mine cause What the heart has once owned and had, it shall never lose. And my heart has owned you...

onlu u can say such beautiful things WOW!


Smaby ur not gonna die..plz dun say u may die. Since Im older than ya, I'd die b4 ya.



**Who knows how long I've loved you,
You know I love you still.
Will I wait a lonely lifetime?
If you want me to I will.

Beautiful!


I know u care abt me n love me as a friend. And there r alot of other bloggers here who feel the same way abt ya. Cos u r so very special. Ur wisdom at this age is just unbelievable!


Keep comin bak ok..no matter where u r. And plz rem that u hv already taken a place in my heart that no one else can replace.

*MWAH*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Samby :)

**its ths plaace where your figerprnts still rest, your hugsz n kisses still linger, and your whispers of support softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me. forever and ever....


that is such a beautiful thing to say! See what I mean...only u can SEE things in such a special way. U R AMAZING!


No I wont delete my blog...this is a very special place for me too. A place where I met and connected with 100s of beautiful souls who shared their thoughts n lives with me so generously. I will never get rid of a place that special!


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Samby I u'stand ya..dun worry. Ur emotions r so PURE..the purest I think!

**Kim Wilde

lol I know u dunno her in real.


*MWAH* take it easy now...everything happens for a reason.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Stygian, Kafka Cafe isnt in my sHit list ok!

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

AmitL heyy!

Nah I had my cuppa...but that doesnt make the shit any better, does it now? LOL!


**emails purportedly from widows of millionaires,willing to transfer half their wealth to you,if you take it in your bank account

really? I didnt know abt that Shitogram.


*erotica

nah I dun need online Erotica...cos Im a walking Erotica machine myself. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Cindy yes MAJOR Dickheads indeedz!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vish I knew u wudnt like such crap.

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Jeevan yes..spam is bloody annoying.

So u still chat? Good for ya :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Anvita tnxx hun!


**except tat i am a facebook addict but i know i will get over with it soon.....

lol u dun hv to get over it FOR me...enjoy it while u enjoy it :)
Infact my sis too has a Fuckbook account.


**but wat annoys me most r these pop ups man......specialy the smiley registration ones, grrrrrrrrrr n i also hate these survey thingies tat come up time n again....

I agree LOL! Sometimes I wanna shoot those Smileys down.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe tnxx Standbymind!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Lena u know there was a time when some Anonymous wanker annoyed me for more than a year. He/she is quiet now..mebbe he/she died from their own shit.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Maca I knew u'd agree with me on this. We think alike. :)

I'll read that post soon..seems like an inetersting one LOL!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sourish awww...u sound so down..Im here now..smile?

*HUGS*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Priya tnxx!

**People get drawn to many things may be peer pressure or just self satisfaction or to show off how much popular they are.

I agree...its alot of hidden emotions playing their cards on the net.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyy Sutta :)

**Reading immensely doltish posts, on fucked up blogs will be my shit list

LOL! Is Keshi's blog one of em?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyy Lisa!


My sis and few cousins love Fuckbook.


**i wonder if the internet will become extinct?...

I think it will...not now tho. Everything comes to an end when it reaches it's saturation levels.


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Paul hows it goin?


** It all seems complicated and busy and less interesting than blogging.

I agree :) Besides Fuckbook/MyAss breed alot of junkies too.


WOW u found her there? Well thats something good abt it.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jay yeah Identity Theft (Phishing). But it dun affect me cos I dun do business on the net.

Stealing photos..yes that happened to me. Someone stole some pics of me from my blog, created a clone of me in Orkut. In real loser style.


**forums

I agree...forums r mostly asshole-free. Cos dumbasses cant take part in an intelligent conversation so forums r a turn-off for em. Im in alot of s/w forums.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

G-man WC n tnxx!

I'll check that post soon.

I hvnt ever done Orkut. But some loser stole my pics and cloned me in Orkut. And when I asked the Orkut management to take that fake account off, they asked me a million qns on my identity etc. I gave up the battle and lost all respect I might hv had for Orkut.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Ankur!

**Its not necessary at times tat u spend time only at the place where u have somthing to learn!!!

I know..but Fuckbook wont be my choice even to feel dumb. LOL sorry!


yeah look at Samby leaving us n all :(


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Amy!

*Penis enlargement spam

it seems like alot of men hv small parts..that must be why.

*FWd emails

I agree. I just delete em unless the subject line catches my attention (provided I know the sender too).


Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

why is samby thinking about dying???? He is making me sad!!!!! so is the daydreamer :( DONT TAlK ABOUT DYING PLEASE!

Keshi said...

heyy Trance WC n ty!


**I Think You Had An Orkut Profile..!!! Am I Right...???

NOPE that wasnt me. Some loser stole my pics from my blog anf cloned me in Orkut..writing obscene stuff abt me. I've never even stepped into Orkut until friends of mine told me abt this fake account. And when I told the Orkut mgmt to remove it, they questioned me so much abt my Identity. I dropped my case cos I was pissed off with em.

Thats another Shitogram abt the Internet. When someone steals ur identity, u cant do nothing abt it!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vrij tnxx :)

*Stop spam

how can anyone possibly do that w.o. destroying the Internet altogether? LOL!


**I know I'm getting old, but not that much!

hahahahaha!



** Two days after that I get a mail that my resume has been accepted for listing. I donno who's doin this stuff!

LMAO r ya serious?? Omg who r those losers. Bloody wankers!


Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

u ok keshi? u sound pissed or something?

Keshi said...

hey Satish :)


**there were times whn i used to b "scrap"ping everyone's asses in orkut. met lots of old frnds and a few new frnds but now, gave rest to my orkut life.

LOL!



**Google search

I dun really hv too many probs with GS. Infact it's my fav :)


**the thing which u need appears in almost every search result but u can't find anywhere in reality

lol! I can u'stand ur frustration. It happens sometimes.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyy Grunty how r ya?


**for boner enlargement ads/emails, anonymous comments, spam bots, and trolls

haha yes me too! I wish there was an e-gun. :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ooo beautiufl gal Ceesy hows ya?


**"You've won £10,000,000 lottery. Enter your bank details so that we can transfer the money!"

I know..I wish Im that lucky and ppl r so generous to send me an email abt something I never knew I won. *rolling eyes*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Busy_Writer WC n ty!


** so i delete trash and spam and all, and this gmail is so greakin annoyin, everytime i refresh my page, i get like 10 spam mails! wtf!

LOL I sooo know wut u mean. If I dun check my mail for 2 days, I hv abt 700 FUCK mails to delete. Bloody annoying!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyya Ghosty how goes it? :)

I dun use gloves..only masks. LOL!


**What I hate online is Pop-up messages...which actually dont happen if you use firefox.

I HATE pop-ups. I hv been swatting em off like I swat flies in Summa!



**what i hate next is people who send you attachments that dont work, emails within emails within emails until they themself loose track of the subject matter.

yes that has happened to me too. I hate such senders with a vengeance!



**and then u figure their websmater is a pothead who put too much bling on the sites.

LOL I agree!



**Porn sites

I dun do Internet porn..cos Im Porn on legs myself. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Gunj tnxx pretty girl!

**samby is soo lucky

why is he lucky now? :)


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mutley heyy awww..me not normal today? Well I hv abt 1000 personalities :):)

hell nah Im not sweet 24/7, all year thru. I can be a devil as much as an angel ;-)


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Nora tnxx hun! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHAHA Bev ur hilarious!!


**Just lacks the fan, but who gives a shit.

LMAO!



**Just imagine if one could send the smell of shit over the net. Forget it, some are already doing it.

I really dun think I'd like that cos I come online to get away from real-life shit. LOL!


ok will read ur post when it's up. tnxx hun HUGZ!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya BB!

**But as soon as some discussion was started some new group would come in and start the usual shit.

I agree..it's a jerks' paradise. Someone always comes ard to kill the joy.


**Facebook

Yeah it's alot more enjoyable for young kids I guess.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sure Bev, will catch it when u drop it ;-)

Keshi.

Silvara said...

hehhee...i quite like Facebook (but only that) because it has gotten me touch with a lot of long lost friends - so that's my only guilty pleasure :P

the rest - I totally agree with you :)

Keshi said...

Kaylz heyy hows u?

yeah see what it did to ya..when they talk abt dying. Its the same feeling I get when u say u wanna die. DONT DIE BEFORE U REALLY LIVE!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

oyeah Silvara, Fuckbook has its good points too..like making it possible to stay in touch with friends :)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

hey girl...im all fine...hows u?

//**Porn sites

I dun do Internet porn..cos Im Porn on legs myself. LOL!


Keshi.//
:D:D:D....

KAYLEE said...

yes, I know how it feels now keshi dont worry I was meant to live and that I will do :)


My ribs arer killing me but other than that I am good :)

Keshi said...

haha Ghosty! :):)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Good on ya Kaylz!

TC

Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

KEshi I must say you are making me laugh today :) especially that porn comment!!!

KAYLEE said...

hey keshi!!! I am happy to teell you that I have had a pretty good week this week :) Hope it continues :) I like weeks liek thsi :)

Keshi said...

Kaylz Im glad to know that :)


**Porn comment

LOL yes..me a human mass of Erotica.

Keshi.

anits said...

hi keshi girl...good post..
*Annoying Penis-enlargement spam
i also getting the spam mail...i really hate to receive it...

KAYLEE said...

HeheehehehehEhE :)

George said...

"Now do you think I need a Penis enlargment?"

You certainly don't but I'll just bet you know how to make a penis enlargement

Keshi said...

hey Anits!

***Annoying Penis-enlargement spam
i also getting the spam mail...i really hate to receive it...


we should reply to them saying that we hv scissors to make the Sender's penis smaller if they want to.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Kayls :)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHAHAHA good one George!!!

So now Im also a walking bottle of Viagra? LOL!

Keshi.

fingers said...

How come there's never any 'vagina reduction' spam going around ??

KAYLEE said...

I wish i could just hug you right now keshi :)

Keshi said...

lol Fingers u may not believe this but there r Designer Vaginas on offer these days.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HUGGGGGGGGGGZ Kaylz! aww...

Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

VAGINA DESIGNING?????

Who the Fuck would seelll that stuff????

Keshi said...

LOL Kaylz didnt y aread bat it in the papers? It was quite revolting to read but yeah, its the IN thing now...designing ur Vagina to ur heart's content.

can ya believe that now!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**abt it

fingers said...

There's alot of 'no frills' ones around too...

Keshi said...

Maybe I can leave this S/W designing job and become a Vagina Designer? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Fingers u mean Savings brand? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Fingers how abt a McVagina with fries n coke? If it's no-frills that is.

Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

NO, I didnt and I am glad I didnt omg what has our world come too? we have to resort to Vagina designing?

KAYLEE said...

LMAo AT FINGERS COMMENTS!!!!! HE IS ONE FUNNY DUDe

fingers said...

I couldn't possibly eat all that.
Do you have anything smaller...

Keshi said...

Kaylz this world has become one big Vagina. Thats why.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Fingers, a McVagina is small...if u want something smaller than that lets get u a McVaginugget.

Keshi.

Ankur said...

hahah.... i read the response to Amy's comment... sounds so funny!!!

and look whos talkin... :P :P

*ROFL

This is reality, not a movie ;)

Cheers!!!

Nirmal's Blog said...

he he great one keshi...

mine wud be viagra sales.....lolss.,...

all these spams irritates a lot

Keshi said...

So Ankur u mean in real most men require a Penis enlargement? LOL! I like ur honesty. *grins*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nirmal do they also send u spam on Soda glasses?

Keshi.

Donn said...

There is a special place in HELL for the twisted arseholes who email me crap about hooking up with people from High School... every frickin' week I empty my junk mail folder with this crap.

GMail is the WORST EVER for this crap. Shame on you GMail! Shame!

Nirmal's Blog said...

he he..i was thinking how wud it sound...

4 longer stayed power vision vision use niagra glasses..

or have a safe vision ...dotted glasses..lolss

Keshi said...

haha Donn!

**GMail is the WORST EVER for this crap. Shame on you GMail! Shame!

o well I never did gmail anyways. I hated its name (gmail sounds like gstring) to begin with!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahaha Nirmal!

How abt Blue glasses?

Keshi.

Alok said...

Bwahhhahhaha! :D

"Assbook!" ROTFL!

Personally, I hate it when people totally twist grammar in their own ways when writing on the net. I mean seriously, it pisses me off.

Then there is the SMS lingo. I mean, "Lol" is okay, but what the Heck is the matter with "Lolzzzzzz"? and "Lolzies"?

Then the people who connect sentences with...I mean, come on... you could find better ways to connect your sentences...this gets so irritating! x(

And finally, there is that autoplay music thing! Grrr! First it eats up my already rat-infested bandwidth, and it gets so irritating! x( x(

Teehee! I can go on and on! :)

Keshi said...

Alok so u basically hate me? LOL I mean I do lotsa 'lolz' and I autoplay music and I even hv my own net lingo.

BAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA! :*(

Keshi.

Am In Trance said...

**NOPE that wasnt me. Some loser stole my pics from my blog and cloned me in Orkut..writing obscene stuff abt me.**

Ouch !!
Now That Hurts..
Thats So Insane....

Anyway, When You Are Right Then All Is Right..
TakeCare n' GodBlessYa..!!
:)

& **Thnx For Passin' By My Blog**
:) :)

Alok said...

You write so brilliantly! How can I dislike it?

:D

But seriously, autoplay music.....
Ugggggggggghhhhhhh!!!

If I see that widget my fingers automatically react to shut that thing up!

Pavi!!!! said...

Hhahahah.. good one keshi!

n for now..as u wld probly guess..i think anonymous commenters are shitty!

Keshi said...

tnxx Trance!

some ppl dun hv a life..thats why they do such things on the net.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Alok :)

btw d u get annoyed by my Autoplying youTube video? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Pavi oyes they r the dumbest bastards of the net!

Keshi.

vEENs said...

Well I HATE ALL OF THAT YOU MENTIONED

But i cant delete my a/c in ORKUT

so many people r there.....:-/


or i think i jus shud :((

WTH!

badshah khan said...

damn I got to change a lot about myself to get my name in ur diary..........becuase i like orkut and I was a chat crazy buff not through chat rooms.

Keshi said...

lol Veenz u dun hv to delete ur account. Just leave it. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Badshah!

**damn I got to change a lot about myself to get my name in ur diary

no, u dun hv to be like me to be liked by me. :)

Keshi.