Did you know that...
* Terrorists/Racists have low IQs *I knew it that only the intellectually challenged would choose violence*
* You are a 'genius' compared to your granpa (only cos you are more priviliged in this era and not necessarliy cos you're smarter than him!) *so don't call your granpa a dumbo now*
* High-IQ people with Street smarts do better than the High-IQ people with Book smarts *book worms don't always mean smartarses then?*
* Looks and behavior arent directly linked to one's IQ *no wonder some smart-looking and clever-acting people are dumb in real*
* Staying in school does add to your IQ than it would if you drop out *High-school dropouts and Beauty school beginners, are ya listening?*
* Having a low IQ doesn't always mean low earnings or low popularity. ie:Britney Spears, Paris Hilton. *I guess you just have to know how to use your Dumbness to your advantage then*
Now that we have hit an interesting point (ie:Sex IQ), Keshi stops it right there and decides to present you with some interesting questions to test your Sex IQ right now right here! It's pretty obvious that alot of young people today are sex deprived and are starving to sex-death *there's a sex related Ethiopia too yes*. Another issue is alot of people have a very low Sex IQ...meaning, the knowledge they carry about sex is rather poor, owing to many factors such as their upbringing, exposure, religion and culture, personality and genes. So let's see how sexually intelligent *or intelligently sexual* you are people. Don't be shy, don't feel dumb *not yet* and be honest with your answers now *don't google it cos if you do, I'll tell your Sex IQ score right now...it's 0 btw*. So don't cheat yourself and there's nothing to be ashamed of or taboo here...some of us are knowledgable in this area and some others are not...and it's perfectly ok. So let's have some good fun. There are 3 choices given for each Qn one of which would be the correct answer (taken from a book), while the other 2 were made up by me. Select only 1 answer for each question and please WRITE THE ANSWER WITH THE Qn NUMBER instead of a, b or c *makes it easier for me to calculate your scores faster*. And at the end, I'll give you your Sex IQ percentile. ya feel me? So here we go:
1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
a. KY Jelly
b. Hair oil
c. Sour cream
2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
c. I have to ask God
3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
a. Anything from John Abraham's fridge
4. On average most people have sex:
a. Once a month
b. Less than once a week
c. Never *Nil-Sex Club member Keshi style!*
5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
a. Exercising regularly
b. Staring at plug points
c. Getting drunk
6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex
a. Shifts to the milkman
c. Stays the same
7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
b. Multiple sexual partners
8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
a. Driving a car
b. Being flimed
9. Foreplay is
a. Playing at the front
b. Having sex with 4 people
c. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex
10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
a. Using a condom
b. Pulling and praying
c. Asking for a blood test before romping
11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
c. He wouldn't know anyways cos he'd be snoring by then!
12. The Morning-after-pill is
a. Taken for Diarrhoea after a night out with your partner
b. Taken in the mornings to increase your sex drive
c. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex
13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
a. No, I it's good fun
b. Yes anything is possible
c. Yukk mummy OMG what is that!
14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
a. Watch porn with my partner
b. Dream of getting married *time to redefine WILD!*
c. Bondage experiments *if you don't know what that means it's best you stop here* *just joking...please continue!*
15. Syphilis is
a. Keshi's aunt
b. A sexually trasmitted disease
c. The scientist who discovered AIDS
Ok, so all the best people and have fun! I'm your sex therapist today. *smilez*
[post title I Q YOUR IQ - I'm Querying Your IQ. If your IQ was reasonable you would have got it anyways ;-) ]
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