Thursday, October 23

I Q Your IQ!

Here are some FACTS about human IQ (Intelligence Quotient) that I came across.


Did you know that...

* Terrorists/Racists have low IQs *I knew it that only the intellectually challenged would choose violence*
* What you eat can increase/decrease your IQ *junk does lead to junk then?*
* You are a 'genius' compared to your granpa (only cos you are more priviliged in this era and not necessarliy cos you're smarter than him!) *so don't call your granpa a dumbo now*
* High-IQ people with Street smarts do better than the High-IQ people with Book smarts *book worms don't always mean smartarses then?*
* Looks and behavior arent directly linked to one's IQ *no wonder some smart-looking and clever-acting people are dumb in real*
* Staying in school does add to your IQ than it would if you drop out *High-school dropouts and Beauty school beginners, are ya listening?*
* Having a low IQ doesn't always mean low earnings or low popularity. ie:Britney Spears, Paris Hilton.
*I guess you just have to know how to use your Dumbness to your advantage then*
* There's something called Sex IQ too, meaning your knowledge and awareness about sex/sexuality *if you think Condom is a kind of apartment then your Sex IQ would be 0 without having to ask anymore questions!*



Now that we have hit an interesting point (ie:Sex IQ), Keshi stops it right there and decides to present you with some interesting questions to test your Sex IQ right now right here! It's pretty obvious that alot of young people today are sex deprived and are starving to sex-death *there's a sex related Ethiopia too yes*. Another issue is alot of people have a very low Sex IQ...meaning, the knowledge they carry about sex is rather poor, owing to many factors such as their upbringing, exposure, religion and culture, personality and genes. So let's see how sexually intelligent *or intelligently sexual* you are people. Don't be shy, don't feel dumb *not yet* and be honest with your answers now *don't google it cos if you do, I'll tell your Sex IQ score right now...it's 0 btw*. So don't cheat yourself and there's nothing to be ashamed of or taboo here...some of us are knowledgable in this area and some others are not...and it's perfectly ok. So let's have some good fun. There are 3 choices given for each Qn one of which would be the correct answer (taken from a book), while the other 2 were made up by me. Select only 1 answer for each question and please WRITE THE ANSWER WITH THE Qn NUMBER instead of a, b or c *makes it easier for me to calculate your scores faster*. And at the end, I'll give you your Sex IQ percentile. ya feel me? So here we go:



1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
a. KY Jelly
b. Hair oil
c. Sour cream


2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
a.
True
b. False
c. I have to ask God


3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
a. Anything from John Abraham's fridge
b. Oysters
c. Carrots


4. On average most people have sex:
a. Once a month
b. Less than once a week
c. Never *Nil-Sex Club member Keshi style!*


5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
a. Exercising regularly
b. Staring at plug points
c. Getting drunk


6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex
a.
Shifts to the milkman
b. Decreases
c. Stays the same


7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
a.
Breastfeeding
b. Multiple sexual partners
c. Men-bashing


8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
a.
Driving a car
b. Being flimed
c. Blogging


9. Foreplay is
a.
Playing at the front
b. Having sex with 4 people
c. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex


10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
a.
Using a condom
b. Pulling and praying
c. Asking for a blood test before romping


11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
a.
True
b. False
c. He wouldn't know anyways cos he'd be snoring by then!


12. The Morning-after-pill is
a. Taken for Diarrhoea after a night out with your partner
b. Taken in the mornings to increase your sex drive
c. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex


13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
a. No, I it's good fun
b. Yes anything is possible
c. Yukk mummy OMG what is that!


14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
a.
Watch porn with my partner
b. Dream of getting married *time to redefine WILD!*
c. Bondage experiments *if you don't know what that means it's best you stop here* *just joking...please continue!*


15. Syphilis is
a. Keshi's aunt
b. A sexually trasmitted disease
c. The scientist who discovered AIDS




Ok, so all the best people and have fun! I'm your sex therapist today. *smilez*


[post title I Q YOUR IQ - I'm Querying Your IQ. If your IQ was reasonable you would have got it anyways ;-) ]


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159 Cranium Signets:

comfortably numb said...

#1.a
#2.b
#3.c
#4.a
#5.a
#6.b
#7.b
#8.b
#9.c
#10.a
#11.b
#12.c
#13.a(no pregnancy but i dun think its fun either)
#14.b
#15.b
thr am through...now scores plz teacher:D

Keshi said...

CN tnxx!

But u did the thing I told u NOT to do LOL! I told ya to writ ethe answer to each qn instead of A, B or c!

Anyways..its alright. I hope the others will follow the instructions or else I'll deduct 1 point from the score for bad observation! :)


Keshi.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Sex is for Christmas and birthdays.

mayz said...

**3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
a. Anything from John Abraham's fridge

why m i not surprised that u came up wid this one...ROFL

**15. Syphilis is
a. Keshi's aunt

hahahahahaha!!!! *wipin tears of my eyes*

will come back to answer d ques later :)

WP 2007 - 08 said...

Holy Hell, I’m brain-dead!!

Wait a minute, I’m a boss—bosses are brain-dead too. I can’t win.

Hmmm, sex, okay, why was it that subjects which included sex had no lab work? It has always bothered me.


1. KY and sour cream—not together though. I happen to like sour cream.
2. It’s not for me, but who am I to judge anyone. I’m not homophobic.
3. Oysters of course but the stuff in the fridge might work. You know what can be doe with carrots when you don’t have anything else handy—except your hand.
4. I don’t see 3 times per day as a choice.
5. Staring at what? You can’t beat exercise for tightening up certain muscles.
6. Don’t know, haven’t been there yet. It was once thought to decrease it, but talk to the old girls in the nursing homes. There’s more sex in nursing homes than in brothels.
7. Multiple sex partners Does this mean I have to stop the orgy thing?
8. Well, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious yourself. Autagonistophilia is being filmed.

To be continued

LOL

Bev

Chriz said...

1)KY jelly.. Brylcream has better results ;)

2)True and false ( If they practise it safely, the answer is wrong. But if they do not do the right way, then they would spread the human monkey virus)

3)drumstick sure does.. We call it the Indian Viagra.. John Abraham's fridge? well i have ta ask bipu !! and oysters is the answer

4)less than once a week (how would sexual disease spread more rapidly and the population explode like crazy?)

5)self play before foreplay..
haha..regular exercices sure does..

6)decreases and irritation increases.. The mind says Yes! But the body says,"Oh please"

7)its even more deadly than HIV infection... multiple infected partners.. but cervical cancer is a very rare case..

8)paris hilton!!!

9)playing at the front? hahaha.. i loved the options.. foreplay is the act of dressing up to undress.. The scientific research that human beings perform before implementing their strategies

10)Condom

11)He can tell, if he is experienced.. If he could feel those right fluids and if he knows the women, he would know from the bodily changes in her.., comes with experience.. a first timer would never ever know.. woman can easily fake... in most cases, even happily married men for more than 25 years are confused ...

12)loose motion,... haha man you are on a high... yes pregnancy avoidance .. now herbal medicies have prolonged the time.. can be taken within two days time

13)Yes she can.. sometimes even einstein's calculations fail.. but on most occassions, she wont become preggie during her veggie days

14)leather belts.. its a dream.. as of now. i just dream!!! but with lot of creativity

15)keshi's aunt.. i am rofl ... you are the best... your aunt shoukd read this...ok an STD...

La vida Loca said...

I am in one of my moods today(not good) so I will give u idiotic answers..pretty please :)

1. chilli powder

2. have to ask sarah palin

3. eating words

4. having sex??

5. with themselves hehehhe

6. were they ever interested?

7. having a cervix

8. doing it w/ the car

9. b

10. not having sex

11. c

12 for curing hang over

13 c

14 a wild animal

14. someone telling u to see the gal phyllis= see phyllis

Sun Follower said...

1.) THE KY
2.) FALSEY!
3.) OYSTERS!
4.) I'D SAY LESS THAN ONCE A WEEK.. UNLESS SEX WITH ONE'S SELF IS COUNTED.. hahahha
5.) GETTING DRUNK!
6.) DECREASES...SO GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT, LADIES!
7.) MULTIPLE PARTNERS
8.) FILMING - BUT IT SHOULD BE BLOGGING
9.) AN INTIMATE PRELUDE TOTHE BIG BANG
10.) BLOOD TEST IS THE BEST WAY, SAD BUT TRUE
11.) SO FALSE!
12.) TO PREVENT AN UNWANTED PREGNANCY
13.) YES, ABOSLUTELY
14.) WATCH PORN (how is this a right or wrong answer?)
15.) A SEXUALLY ICKY TRANSMISSION

Donn Coppens said...

LOLcat says:
I Can Has IQ

First of all have you heard Something About You by Jamelia?

OK
1 KY and if you have to ask KY do you want meet to put this on my fingers then you shouldn't be doing this
2 False unless you live in the Middle East
3 Oysters Zinc Zinc good for your Dink and they even look labial
4 prolly less than once a week, unless this survey includes married people then it would be less HA! Most surveys, and People lie on surveys, suggest a couple times a week...isn't that pathetic.
Should be 4 or 5 minimum.
5 Exercise baby, you need those arteries wide open and some stamina
6 Unchanged, but women become more comfortable with their bodies, lose the fear of pregnancy, and many get randy and do jump the milkman
7 Multiple partners are risky business for a lot of other reasons too..ever seen Looking For Mr Goodbar? Hello!
8 Autagonistophilia includes stage sex see:
antagonistophilia and protagonistophilia
9 Foreplay is FAIRplay!
10 Depends what you're pulling and if you're praying that this fantasy was REAL? but a condom is better
11 A man has no f*cking idea..unless she is an ejaculator otherwise see exhibit A: When Harry met Sally
12 The Terminator is a high dosage morning after the night before emergent OMG I have to stop drinking Tequila pill
13 Some Eggs just don't know when to quit..remote but possible..and not worth the risk
14 Sisyphus had to roll that rock up the hill every day and watch it roll down again..over and over and OH syphillus OK if your penis is illin' get some penicllin

Shionge said...

I'm cracking now LOL :D

Marriage kills the passion or so they said so me just gonna enjoy this post over and over again!!

Big Hugs my dear friend :)

Iceman said...

1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
I hate condoms....


2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
Who cares if some one digs up teh wrong hole....


3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
Some soul food... food made with a lot of love & passion!


4. On average most people have sex:
I am ready for twice a day!


5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
Exercising regularly of course!



6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex
How do I know? :(


7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
Multiple sexual partners? Am ignorant!



8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
Being flimed! Am a supermodel! I know all about it all too well! ROTFL...



9. Foreplay is
An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex.
the best part of sex!


10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
Using a condom


11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
ROTFLMAO.... Agai... How would I know?
Lemme first bang around a bit and will answer this question!


12. The Morning-after-pill is
Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex..
This sucks... and has a lot of side effects!


13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
a. No, I it's good fun...


14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
none of the options! ROTFL...


15. Syphilis is
A sexually trasmitted disease...
STD... All line in this rout are busy, pls dial after some time...
toon toon tooon toon!


ROTFL...

A fantastic comic relief girl... u rock!

deepsat said...

Wow!! nice time to try some quizzzzzz... uh-oh!! ;-))

here's my take (ignore my comments along):

1. KY Jelly [ha ha!! sour cream comes later!!]
2. False
3. Oysters [John's fridge might eliminate libido forever!!!]
4. Once a month
5. Exercising regularly [ogling will not help!!]
6. Stays the same [seriously, milkman?? LOL!!]
7. Multiple sexual partners
8. Driving a car
9. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex.
10. Using a condom (aint it simple! yet, many avoid it!!)
11. False
12. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex
13. Yes anything is possible.
14. Watch porn with my partner
15. A sexually trasmitted disease (ha ha!! poor aunt!!)

wish my exams are as fun!!

;-))

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

Yippieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..question question...i lub this game...and m so sure that i will win the race ..10 out of 10 :P
*sissy make sure I win..or i will be angly :P*

1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
a. KY Jelly
b. Hair oil
c. Sour cream

are ya talking abt ribbed or dotted ..ain't they come already lubricated.. :O
but I think coconut hair oil can be used ..u kno it's cmpletely edible..the parachute coconut oil :P .so it is b



2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
a. True
b. False
c. I have to ask God

Look the answer is false for lesbians coz they look so hot wen they love each other :P
but for male gays...seriously I have to ask god:P..so b n c :P



3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
a. Anything from John Abraham's fridge
b. Oysters
c. Carrots

eeek @ john's fridge..:O ..dat wud make my libido go down :P
oysters I guess..coz carrot serve another purpose after the enhancement of libido for women ...and for male too ..they can use it :P ..so it's b :P



4. On average most people have sex:
a. Once a month
b. Less than once a week
c. Never *Nil-Sex Club member Keshi style!*
Most people :O ..my blog frnds are all c :P at least mostly are :P
but if u talk genral stats..I need to be certain of the place..u kno in miami people do it 2 times a day on average :O
so taking consideration all..i fink it's a :P


5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
a. Exercising regularly
b. Staring at plug points
c. Getting drunk

Getting doped and drunk helps..At least i manage a good hand session after m drunk to core..may be that will do it in the sex part too :P


6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex
a. Shifts to the milkman
b. Decreases
c. Stays the same

shifts to milkman :O...isn't menopause means..o men please pause...milkman need to be paused...i don think sexual drive will get unchanged :P with able to conceive or not..so C..at least I have seen 60 year people making out :P in TV of course...
:D

7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
a. Breastfeeding
b. Multiple sexual partners
c. Men-bashing
Breast feeding ur sexual partner can lead to it..he needs moe milk and dat leads to cancer sue to overproduction...and men don't bash breasts..they love it... :P
so I guess a n b :P


8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
a. Driving a car
b. Being flimed
c. Blogging

wat the fuk that word is..I get aroused in a car being filmed or blogging..u keep a hot woman anywhere I will be aroused.. :P



9. Foreplay is
a. Playing at the front
b. Having sex with 4 people
c. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex
Foreplay ...playing at the front...I hate the butt foreplay so I think foreplay shud be done at the front so a :P

10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
a. Using a condom
b. Pulling and praying
c. Asking for a blood test before romping
c is the best answer...i think i got my research topic..i will make a quick test kit...insert it first..if the green lights come...then push and then pull and then pray coz it mie not stop pregnancy :P
so c...


11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
a. True
b. False
c. He wouldn't know anyways cos he'd be snoring by then!
c..most men are dumb wen it comes to understand women and their orgasm :P


12. The Morning-after-pill is
a. Taken for Diarrhoea after a night out with your partner
b. Taken in the mornings to increase your sex drive
c. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex
Yeah u shud take it for diarrhoea,.means if u have a sumptous dinner an then u make out hard..ur bound to get indisgestion..so take the pill ..other wise ur office bathroom will be always occupied by u :P..so a :P

13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
a. No, I it's good fun
b. Yes anything is possible
c. Yukk mummy OMG what is that!

c yukk mummy OmG wat is that... :O...gross...


14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
a. Watch porn with my partner
b. Dream of getting married *time to redefine WILD!*
c. Bondage experiments *if you don't know what that means it's best you stop here* *just joking...please continue!*

b. wildest thing after the sex is u plan to marry her :P

15. Syphilis is
a. Keshi's aunt
b. A sexually trasmitted disease
c. The scientist who discovered AIDS

I think it's a....may be C.....I m konphuzd...




now......yup ! over
now give me my score :P

carolinagal said...

LOL!!
I love this post!!

Ok, here are my answers..lets see what my SIQ is.

Which is safe to use with a condom?
a. KY Jelly

2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
b. False
(I bet there are going to be a few different answers here..)


3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?

b. Oysters

4. On average most people have sex:
b. Less than once a week
(Sigh)

5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
a. Exercising regularly

6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex
b. Decreases
(although I am pretty sure HRT can take care of that :P)


7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
b. Multiple sexual partners


8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
b. Being flimed
(I think its more about getting aroused while exposing ones self to others..in public, on film..whatever)

9. Foreplay is
c. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex


10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
a. Using a condom
(LOL@ pull and pray)

11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
b. False
(I bet a lot of men claim that they CAN tell..LOL..hello people, have you seen When Harry Met Sally?)

12. The Morning-after-pill is
c. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex


13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?

a. No, I it's good fun


14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
a. Watch porn with my partner
(well, this the wildest thing of the three options here...not necessarily the wildest thing EVER..LOL)


15. Syphilis is
b. A sexually trasmitted disease

Trevor Penn said...

You're soon going to get me into trouble at office. LOL!

I have a question though. What does your book say about the IQ of sexists? I do have a sexual preference, you know. ;-)

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

okay her e my answer goes
1 A johnson's product :P
2 A True..medically this is the main reason behind all those STDs..
3 B oysters are mineral source and of dopamine..
4 In India it's once a month..
5 A exercise..it helps the strokes fluidity
6 C..menopause is actualy stopage of menstraution cycle..it doesnt mean thye became frigid.
7 B n Sometimes C
8 B..flashing sickenss i remember..people sacare lil gals by opening zip and taking their oenis out..and gals don wear panties and do the upskirts more :P

9 C ther is also one thing called afterplay...where normally men snore but that's detrmiental for relation

10 A prevention is the primary thing though C is used before making out porn video sans condoms

11 B..yeah women can fake it brilliantly ..coz they don have a clear cut signal like ejaculation always...though female do ejaculates or squirt at least if it happens man knos he made her happy

12C ..pregnacy stopping pills RU 486

13 a its good fun days coz u don concieve at any chance but it can transmit UTI infections that time to male partners..

14 bondage expereiments are the wildest and report says submissive sex is fun sumtimes

15 B Causative treponema sp.


I guess this will make me a winner :P but that prev one will defn help u make ur day filled with laughter..mwaah
*hugz*

WP 2007 - 08 said...

Hi keshi

9. First the foreplay and then the hole-in-one or one-in-the-hole.
10. Wear the glove, protect you love.
11. Some men can’t even tell if they had one.
12. ‘It’s got to be the morning after’ – Poseidon Adventure – 1972 feature film. It is for unwanted pregnancy.
13. There is no good time to go outside without wearing a glove. That’s why Michael Jackson only had one glove.
14. All three. Have you ever had sex in a tree—I don’t mean sex with a tree.
15. Syphilis is my cousin’s name—sorry, it’s Sybil. What was the question? It is a STD.
16. There’s no 16.

I'm tired!

LOL

Bev

Jay said...

1. KY
2. False
3. Oysters
4. < once a week
5. exercising
6. stays the same
7. multiple partners
8. being filmed
9. getting ready
10. using a condom
11. false
12. prevent unwanted pregnancy
13. it's possible
14. all three are a bit tame ;-)
15. an STD

what did I win??? haha ;-)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

1. a.
2. Have to ask god and a certain someone i know.
3. b., a. is more tempting though. Can i peek and let you know?
4. b.
5. I opt for c. but i guess the answer is a.?
6. a. This is stand by :)
7. You bash men with your cervix?!?!? *thinks*
8. uhhh.... next?!?
9. c. but b. is a close contender
10. a.
11. c.
12. c. but i like a. too
13. c.
14. is there a forth option called 'none of the above'?
15. b. but your aunt is gonna b mighty angry at that crack!

restless_soul said...

too engaging...
without participating in keshi quiz i admit my sex IQ is null..
very wrong person to answer these questions...i am a dropout from Keshi school

preeti said...

Hey Keshi, for some I ve given my own answers :)

1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
combination of all three in the ratio 1:2:3 :D

2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
c. gotta ask god :)

3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
a. Anything from John Abraham's fridge (no second thoughts on this :))

4. On average most people have sex:
b. less than a week :)


5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
c. getting drunk


6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex
a. Shifts to the milkman (rolling eyes)


7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
b. multiple sex partners :)


8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
c.blogging(???)


9. Foreplay is
c. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex


10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
a. Using a condom


11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
c. He wouldn't know anyways cos he'd be snoring by then!


12. The Morning-after-pill is
c. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex


13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
b. Yes anything is possible

14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
read sidney sheldon books :):) come on , don blame me, I am in India, that too South India, that too Tamil Nadu, you cant expect anything more :):)


15. Syphilis is
b. A sexually trasmitted disease
but anyway, gimme your aunt's number :):) will ask her to read this :D

Kiran Sawhney said...

I liked your info about the IQ.
Sex related questions don't want to answer. Kiran is shy you know.

rantravereflect/ jane said...

1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
Tongue.
(People say use a condom for safe sex, I say, 'uSE A CONDOM' for TASTY sex'.. )

2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong.
a)Right/b) Wrong-> homesexuality exists
a) Into the Front Hole /b)Into the Back Hole/Into the face hole
-->It's a hole after all..
a)Penis /b)Dildo--> orgasm either ways..


3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
Oysters :)
Cos they look like a very WET PUSSY to men, n look like 'white stuff' to women..
4. On average most people have sex:
[Photo]
ALL THE TIME (on their minds)

5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?



6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex
escalates--> tehy get HORNY.


7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
'Cerving' your cervix to too many clients

8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
driving AUTOs in India.
HOnk Honk Honk!

9. Foreplay is
All play and no intercourse

10. Sexually transmitted diseases (STD)can be prevented by
never use STD booths (SUBSCRIBERS TRUNK DIALING) in your life..


11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
he's already snoring.


12. The Morning-after-pill is
taken to erase the MEMORY of last night's HORROR..

13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
There's surely a chance she's a MASOCHIST


14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
**blushes**
LOL AT BONDAGE EXPERIMENTS

15. Syphilis is
communicable through STD phone booths.
lol at keshi's aunt!!

Enigma said...

Hey Keshi dear, this post is just too good and so damn funny….wanna laugh my guts out, but sittin at work and they sure do think I am nuts already….

1. Not sure abt that (ignorant :P) is one needed at all since most condoms come lubricated right….and anyway I hate condoms
2. Falsieeeee, well have to ask God too
3. Oysters??? John Abraham's fridge? Hav to ask bipas !! well anyway there r so many good Indian substitutes :P
4. Less than once a week (heheh that depends on a lot of factors, humm boy am I getting old)
5. Exercising for sure …well some will have to try and put their hand in the socket too to c wats the electrifying effect LOL
6. I have read it decreases….but sometimes u wonder wen u c the scenario out there HAHAHAH
7. multiple sex partners (wat do I know, but heard something linking that and the cervi cancer)
8. being filmed, watched and stuff …..phewwww well I know there r perverts who love to show and get a satisfaction, have heard so many about such idiots waiting near women’s hostels and stuff….But there are ones who get aroused while being seen huh ?????? YUCK
9. hehehe well ya C.is the option……. playing at the front? hummmm heheh for some it can be that too (sniggering) hahaha..i loved the options.
10. Using a condom, although not 100% successful
11. False….from wat I have heard and do know, they mostly never know…… well don’t know abt the great experienced ones though :P
12. Ya preventing preggy within those certain hrs… [loose motion!!!!!!!!!!!!! U sure are on a high dear girl]
13. Yes anything is possible I guess…..OMG I thought docs said no…heheh anyone who got preggy during fun hrs of p time??
14. Hummmmmmm, well cant say watching pron was the wildest thingie……well that bondage stuff sounds soo good..heheh hav to try the wildest in that I guess hawhawhaw
15. Sexually transmitted dis……. *Syphilis is- Keshi's aunt....LOL dont let any of ur poor aunts c this post.....

OK teacher dear, wat r my marksss :D

stony said...

1. KY Jelly

2. False

3. Oysters

4. Less than once a week

5. Exercising regularly

6. Decreases

7. Multiple sexual partners

8. Being filmed

9. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex

10. Using a condom

11. False

12. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex

13. No, I it's good fun

14. This is a survey question.

15. A sexually trasmitted disease

Gauri said...

Syphilis - Keshi's Aunt !! :DD

Indeed !!!!

Keshi - you're hilarious :DDD

Am sure you've made so many people laugh today - so consider your good deed for the day done :D !

rayshma said...

i'm mathematically challenged. i don't believe in any quotients, leave alone intelligence or sex.

so i'm making up some answers.
1. all of the above. depends on what u're using it for... ;)
2. erm... why would MY opinion matter? but for u - depends on the country u're in. i'd suggest you move to the netherlands or something if u're in the middle east.
3. if keshi's the scientist, then a. otherwise, oysters. altho, i hate oysters and may puke if i eat them.. so dunno how it would help me.
4. going by the population back home, i'd say they were going at it like rabbits.
5. finding a horny partner would help more than any of these.
6. shifts to the milkman. or the paper delivery boy, maybe.
7. multiple sex partners. but when has that stopped anybody.
8. being filmed. not valid for photo shoots or movie filmings... coz then, imagine if an actor has this...? ;)
9. wasting a hell lot of money on clothes that u wear for merely minutes.
10. not having sex.
11. really? can he now... ;)
12. taken for a really bad hangover which prevents one from recollecting what one did the prev night... ;)
13. that is just so gross. and i'm having bfast!
14. definitely not on the list! :D
15. why write about your aunt on a sex quiz? this was a trick question, eh? ;)


how abt a sexiness quotient instead of a sex quotient?

Nora said...

Hi babe - just wanted to drop by and show you I'm still alive! :)

Nora

Priya Joyce said...

1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
[Photo]a. KY Jelly
b. Hair oil
c. Sour cream

don't know re
lsy yr I learned in bio tat
"a"
is used..i hope tats correct..


2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
a. True
b. False
c. I have to ask God
b


3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
a. Anything from John Abraham's fridge
b. Oysters
c. Carrots

oops donno..


4. On average most people have sex:
[Photo]a. Once a month
b. Less than once a week
c. Never *Nil-Sex Club member Keshi style!*
I had read in some magazine tat its..b..


5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
a. Exercising regularly
b. Staring at plug points
c. Getting drunk
...c..


6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex
[Photo]a. Shifts to the milkman
b. Decreases
c. Stays the same

its.. b
7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
a. Breastfeeding
b. Multiple sexual partners
c. Men-bashing

b


8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
a. Driving a car
b. Being flimed
c. Blogging

b..

9. Foreplay is
[Photo]a. Playing at the front
b. Having sex with 4 people
c. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex

its....c..

10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
a. Using a condom
b. Pulling and praying
c. Asking for a blood test before romping
...a..

11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
[Photo]a. True
b. False
c. He wouldn't know anyways cos he'd be snoring by then!

yepp i hav red abt this..
its a i guess


12. The Morning-after-pill is
a. Taken for Diarrhoea after a night out with your partner
b. Taken in the mornings to increase your sex drive
c. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex
ha ha c it is.

13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
[Photo]a. No, I it's good fun
b. Yes anything is possible
c. Yukk mummy OMG what is that!

nopes no chance for pregnancy so a

14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
a. Watch porn with my partner
b. Dream of getting married *time to redefine WILD!*
c. Bondage experiments *if you don't know what that means it's best you stop here* *just joking...please continue!*
none of these..


15. Syphilis is
[Photo]a. Keshi's aunt
b. A sexually trasmitted disease
c. The scientist who discovered AIDS

ha ha an STD

wen i red this i thot i wud be knowing alll..oh no I am still a kid..lol

Southpaw unplugged said...

a.

b.

b.

b.

a.

c.

b.

b.

c.

a.

a.

c.

a.

c.

b.

Southpaw unplugged said...

Last time i took a similar test on ABC Health and Wellbeing i got 14 right answers out of 15...but i dont know whats its gonna be here, coz everytime i do something of this sort here i suck bigtime...

mayz said...

ok i tried to answer a few...pleae not these r answered to my best knowledge

**Which is safe to use with a condom?

A virgin :D

**Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?

Is Viagra food???

**On average most people have sex:

With their hand…ok I know this was a really bad one!!!

**Which of the following will increase sexual activity?

Try not having sex for 6 months

**Foreplay is

when 4 people play strip poker…and the girl wins

**Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by

not having sex!!! This is a tried and tested method!!! Works 100% of the time

**The wildest thing you have ever done is?
Tried watching bigg boss once (it’s the Indian version of big brother)

¢яŷştąŁ said...

1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
a. KY Jelly

2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
b. False



3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
b. Oysters


4. On average most people have sex:
a. Once a month

5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
a. Exercising regularly

6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex
a. Shifts to the milkman
b. Decreases

7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
b. Multiple sexual partners

8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
b. Being flimed

9. Foreplay is
c. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex

10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
a. Using a condom

11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
b. False



12. The Morning-after-pill is
c. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex


13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
b. Yes anything is possible


14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
b. Dream of getting married *time to redefine WILD!*


15. Syphilis is
b. A sexually trasmitted disease




I guessed and I ONLY guessed! :D

Talking To My Soul said...

Expecting me to "expose" my IQ, Kesh?

Noiiii. Ha ha ha ha.


Sexy post, Keshi.


*smilez*

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
a. KY Jelly

2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
a. True

3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
b. Oysters

4.a. Once a month
5 a. Exercising regularly
6.b. Decreases [milkman?? LOL!]
7.a. Breastfeeding
8.b. Being flimed
9.c. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex
10.a. Using a condom[ pulling and praying ? :P lol again}
11.a. True
12.c. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex
13.No, [yuckk how can it be fun?]
14.b. Dream of getting married
15.b. A sexually trasmitted disease [keshi aunt??? LOLOLLL!!]

and omg! are u obsessed with john abraham or waat???

chambilkethakur said...

1.a.
2.b.
3.c.
4.b.
5.a.
6.c.
7.b.
8.b.
9.c.
10.a.
11.b.
12.c.
13.b.
14.c.
15.b.

By the way, Why dont all sexually deprived people get together(i mean who can pair up). I mean why so much red tapism, but whatever makes people happy(read red tapism.)

Tarun said...

Omg ...
Yeah eat healthy stay healthy ...
Sex and IQ ... well need to think a lot to find a connection.

Shall reserve my comments just for few hours.

Mystique Wanderer said...

1. a
2. b
3. b
4. b
5. a
6. b
7. b
8. b (googled)
9. c (my fav)
10. a
11. b
12. c
13. a
14. c (ok sorry...this is my fav)
15. b

~Hemanth~ said...

1. Which is safe to use with a condom? - KY Jelly
2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong - False
3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido? - Would've told (A) but, Oysters
4. On average most people have sex: Less than once a week
5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity? -Exercising regularly
6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex: Stays the same
7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer? -Multiple sexual partners
8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while -hmm, being filmed??
9. Foreplay is: An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex
10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by: Using a condom
11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm - False
12. The Morning-after-pill is: Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex
13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy? Yes, anything is possible
14. The wildest thing you have ever done is? Bondage experiments
15. Syphilis is: A sexually transmitted disease.

A little late, but here are my answers.

Sweetstickychewy said...

Those were some interesting facts..:)

My answers..

1. C haha!

2. C

3. B

4. Less than once a week? Thats like close to none...,I Choose A

5. C

6. B

7. A?

8. There's such a word?hmm.. I choose A.


9. C

10. C 95% A 5% lol...

11. B *She gotta be really good at faking!

12. C

13. A.. Its gross Fun! lol!

14. SEcret! lol... I will choose B

15. B

I hope i get a decent result at least! I have serious doubts abt that! hahaha..

Ria said...

Hmm...here comes a sexy post. :P And here come my answers (lets c how do i fare):

1. KY Jelly but obvious.

2. False after all its their life!

3. Oysters (haven't tried them yet!)

4. Less than once a week. (that's bad)

5. Exercising regularly. (makes u more flexible)

6. Decreases (hav only read abt tht)

7. Multiple sexual partners (and to think of it women still do it)

8. Tough one...lemme guess, sexually aroused while being filmed.

9. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex (sadly a lot of men feel foreplay means undressing!!)

10. Using a condom. (some ppl still dont know this!)

11. False. (women r too gud at it!)

12. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex (guess wht some ppl use it as a common contraceptive too!)

13. Yes it is possible. The chances r less but not entirely.

14. Bondage experiments - hoping tht its this one coz the other two r too tame!

15. A sexually transmitted disease.


I am done, so temme lady how did i fare. :)

sawan said...

that was fun :-)

1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
a. KY Jelly

2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
a. True

3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
b. Oysters

4. On average most people have sex:
b. Less than once a week

5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
a. Exercising regularly

6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex
b. Decreases

7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
b. Multiple sexual partners

8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
a. Driving a car

9. Foreplay is
c. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex


10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
a. Using a condom

11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
b. False

12. The Morning-after-pill is
c. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex

13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
a. No.

14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
c. Bondage experiments

15. Syphilis is
b. A sexually trasmitted disease

Tys on Ice said...

1.KY Jelly ( you can also use saliva if you get really lucky)

2. False ( as long as they dont ask me to watch)

3.Oysters (obviously this dont work for oysters)

4.Once a month (people are just not having sex)

5.Exercising regularly ( this is rubbish really...if u r girl, getting drunk will guarentee results)

6.Stays the same .

7.Multiple sexual partners ( in married men, this will result in you having to sit down to pee)

8.Driving a car (they are also called cadavers sometimes)

9.An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex (in mens' dictionery, this also means, waste of potential valuable time)

10.Using a condom (this also prevents pregancy which is also a sexually transmited disease)

11.True (yes, we can! you girls really think we r tht stupid)

12.Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex.

13.No, I it's good fun (the real question, how horny are u?)

14.Watch porn with my partner ( this is tame...)

15.A sexually trasmitted disease

Just hand me the damn prize...

Ani said...

hehe nice post.. lol..
so now i will know how my sex iq is.. must say.. it was quite tough


well here goes

1. KY Jelly ( I think no clue)
2. False ( hehe hope my parents dont read it lol )
3.Oysters
4.Once a month ( unless they come with different ideas to entertain themselves)
5.Excersing Regularly
6. hnnm guess Stays the same..
7.Multiple partners
8.Guess driving a car
9.intimate process of getting u and ur partner ready for sex
10.using a condom
11.False
12.taken to prevent unwanted pregnancy
13.Err dont know.. but then who wants to do it at that time.. gross..
14.hnnm havent been wild in a longgggg time.. :( sighhhhh
15.sexually transmitted disease..

thts me done.. phewwww

Memphis Steve said...

Your question for number 2 is not a question that you can judge IQ from. It has no factual answer. It is an opinion question. The Christians, Jews, and Muslims say it is wrong. The politically correct socialists/social justice fanatics/progressives, every bit as religious as the others, say that it is wrong to say it is wrong. Neither can prove their claim on any objective factual basis. Thus, none of the answers offered demonstrates higher or lower IQ.

Sour cream on a condom may not do it any good, but if she wants to lick it off then, by God, let her!

They say that a man cannot tell if a woman is faking orgasm unless he focuses very closely on her eyes and even then it can be difficult to impossible to know for certain. But true orgasm actually draws sperm deeper inside her, increasing the chance of pregnancy. Thus a woman who cheats on her husband with someone she finds more attractive is far more likely to become pregnant by her lover than her husband because higher level of attractive means higher probability of achieving orgasm.

Not exactly a full set of answers, but I have to pee and that was all I have time for. I held it in just for you, baby!

Akshay said...

#1.KY Jelly
#2.False
#3.Oysters
#4.Once a month
#5.Exercising regularly
#6.Stays the same
#7. I have no clue..
#8.Being Filmed : shit thats me...
#9.An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex
#10.Using a condom (they say 97% of the times)
#11. False....I have faked it too...Not many women would wanna check your condom....
#12.Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex: I take it everyday....It works...
#13.Yes anything is possible
#14.Bondage experiments...kinky..me
#15.A sexually transmitted disease

Keshi said...

CN tnxx for taking part mate!


A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.




YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 66%
Sex IQ Score - 106
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




Happy? I think u did well CN! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Is that all Phoso? awwwwwww!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mayz u know that even fungus from John Abraham's fridge will excite me!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bev u crack me up girl LOL!


**why was it that subjects which included sex had no lab work?

Im glad they didnt hv em cos imagine the lab assistant demonstrating it to us!!



**You know what can be doe with carrots when you don’t have anything else handy—except your hand.

hahahahahahaha!



** I don’t see 3 times per day as a choice

ROFL too good! I missed that ha? No wonder! Im sexless for yonks now!



** Well, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious yourself.

haha u took me bak to school!


Some cant even tell if they had one? does that mean they doing it on an overdose?



** All three. Have you ever had sex in a tree—I don’t mean sex with a tree.

haha no!!!!! have ya??



**15. Syphilis is my cousin’s name—sorry, it’s Sybil.

lol I thought Syphilis is Phyllis' sister.




------------------------------


ok now lets see how this Sex Dracula scored...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 90%
Sex IQ Score - 119
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



Ur a Sex Baracuda babeh LOL congratttz!!



Keshi.

Coco said...

Hi Keshi,
Hope you are doing well...
and enjoying the nice Spring weather.
Come over to my blog...
and open the the video-
it takes a few mins,
but you'll enjoy the laugh-
I've personalized the video with my name!! : )

I've been BUSY, and at times thinking of just "dropping" my blog...

Hugs & Blessings

Keshi said...

Hi Chriz!


**Brylcream

Is that why men by em?



**2)True and false ( If they practise it safely, the answer is wrong. But if they do not do the right way, then they would spread the human monkey virus)


I said u can only choose 1 answer for each qn. But since u failed to stick to the instructions (which is also imp in a test), u get 0 for this qn. Sorry Chriz! :)



**Drumsticks

alot of Desis say this..does it have aphrodisiac qualities?

LOL @Indian Viagra!




**how would sexual disease spread more rapidly and the population explode like crazy?

do u mean how come less sex but more diseases and pregnancies? mebbe 1 or 2 ppl r doing it all? LOL!




**8)paris hilton!!!

?? The qn was abt Autagonistophilia.




**If he could feel those right fluids and if he knows the women, he would know from the bodily changes in her...

RIGHT fluids...so there r WRONG fluids too?



**now herbal medicies have prolonged the time.. can be taken within two days time


seems like ur an expert in Morning-After scenes lol!



**but on most occassions, she wont become preggie during her veggie days


huh! who told u that Chriz? :) Is there any biological fact behind that theory?



**leather belts

ooh lala NICE! ;-)




**your aunt shoukd read this...

she doesnt hv to read it...she's it. LOL!



---------------------------------


ty for taking part Chriz! Now lets see how u scored:



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 80%
Sex IQ Score - 112
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




I think u did very well u Super Sex Guru, congrattz! ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Lavida its ok girl go for it!



**1. chilli powder

haha d u wanna kill both the woman and the man?



**2. have to ask sarah palin

Is she a les?



**3. eating words

haha!



**4. having sex??

:)



**5. with themselves hehehhe

Masturbating Haven then ha!




**6. were they ever interested?


HAHAHAHA good one!




**7. having a cervix

LOL Lavida!




**8. doing it w/ the car

honk honk!!



**9. b

Foreplay is having sex with 4 ppl? Then wut d u call havinf sex with a foul person...FOULPLAY!




**10. not having sex

lolz prevention is better thab cure indeedz!



**11. c

Well-said! ;-)




**12 for curing hang over

how abt for weight loss?



**13 c

lol!




**14 a wild animal

hahaha u thought of that??!!!!!



**14. someone telling u to see the gal phyllis= see phyllis

Thats what I said to Bev too haaaaha!




*HUGZ* ty for the laughs!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Sun!


**I'D SAY LESS THAN ONCE A WEEK.. UNLESS SEX WITH ONE'S SELF IS COUNTED

hahahaha! Masturbation dun count here, unfortunately for ya!



** AN INTIMATE PRELUDE TOTHE BIG BANG

haha I like how u put it! I mean PUTTING the words lol!



Wud u really ask a guy for a blood test before getting intimate with him?




**WATCH PORN (how is this a right or wrong answer?)

No right or wrong answer here...there is a VALUE to each answer depending on how the world WILD is interpreted by the person answering the qn.


----------------------------------


Now lets see how u scored Sun :)


A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 86.66%
Sex IQ Score - 116
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)


woohoo ur rare! ;-) Well done!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahah Donn ur comments crack me up big time!!!


**2 False unless you live in the Middle East


LOL I cant stop laffing! u r soooo funny!!!



** Oysters Zinc Zinc good for your Dink and they even look labial


ROFL! To be honest I didnt think abt it in the labialish way before! now I'd be like YUKK when I hv oysters next!



**but women become more comfortable with their bodies, lose the fear of pregnancy, and many get randy and do jump the milkman

does that mean Im already in Menopause? LOL!




**Depends what you're pulling and if you're praying that this fantasy was REAL

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I was referring to pulling the 'gadget' and saying 'dear lord save me from any STDs!'



**Sisyphus had to roll that rock up the hill every day and watch it roll down again..over and over and OH syphillus OK if your penis is illin' get some penicllin


LOL too funny!


---------------------------------


Now lets see how Donn the super GENIUS did in this small Sex Test.

Now since u didnt take part in qn #14, unfortunately I had to give u 0 for that :( I know u missed it and u wud hv got full marks for it had u answered it, but I still hv to go with ur first set of answers. No worries, cos u did pretty GOOD mate even with one less qn!



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 93.33%
Sex IQ Score - 123
Sex IQ Ranking - SUPERIOR

(6.7% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




Donno u proved it mate...ur the best so far! I told ya ur pretty RARE didnt I? :) I didnt hv any doubts whatsoever abt ur Super brain!

WOOHOO congrattz u brainy brawny Sex God! ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey HUGS Shionge!

Marriage does kill the passion for MOST ppl...ur spot on!


:):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Iceman and tnxx for being so honest with all ur answers!



**I hate condoms....

why didnt u choose 1 GIVEN answer to most of the qns instead of writing ur own answers? u get 0 for such answers, sorry mate.



**I am ready for twice a day!

LOL u sex machine!



**Being flimed! Am a supermodel! I know all about it all too well

r ya really??



**This sucks... and has a lot of side effects!

mmmm how d u know that, especially when u said u need to hv alot of experience to ans the previous qn? :)




**STD... All line in this rout are busy, pls dial after some time


LOL good one Iceman!


---------------------------------


Now lets see how u scored...


A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 56.66%
Sex IQ Score - 102
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



I hope ur happy with ur scores, and with time and experience, u'll come to Super Sex Guru Donn's level ;-) Well-done Iceman!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Deepz!

See, exams CAN be really EXCITING ha! ;-)


**sour cream comes later

ewwwwwwwwwww! LOL!



**John's fridge might eliminate libido forever!

for u yes, but for me, even if his fridge is empty and there's only ice, that'll do.



**Using a condom (aint it simple! yet, many avoid it

yeah cos alot of ppl hv a low Sex IQ..thats why!


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Lets see ur scores now Deepz :)




A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 86.66%
Sex IQ Score - 116
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




woohoo u did well Deepz, no wonder ur gonna be burning the lamps for a while! ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bro ty!

r ya serious that those were ur real answers? Cos I laffed so much reading them hahahahaha! Kinda felt like a kindy boy answered them. no offense but its the truth!



**the parachute coconut oil

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




**john's fridge..:O ..dat wud make my libido go down


yes it wud be for men, unless they r gay. But for me, even John's fridge will do, w.o. the food!



**..u kno in miami people do it 2 times a day on average

Is that why there's a show called Miami VICE lol!




**At least i manage a good hand session after m drunk to core


I know most men r married to their HANDS but that doesnt count as real SEX, sorry bro.




**...isn't menopause means..o men please pause...milkman need to be pause


ROFL I cant stop laffing!!




**Breast feeding ur sexual partner can lead to it..he needs moe milk and dat leads to cancer sue to overproduction...and men don't bash breasts..they love i


LOL wut r ya talking abt bro!!!




**...I hate the butt foreplay so I think foreplay shud be done at the front so


so ur not very ANAL-ytical r ya!



**i think i got my research topic..i will make a quick test kit...insert it first..if the green lights come...then push and then pull and then pray coz it mie not stop pregnancy


where r ya INSERTING that btw???




**Yeah u shud take it for diarrhoea,.means if u have a sumptous dinner an then u make out hard..ur bound to get indisgestion


Bro I wasnt talking abt Immodium lol!



** wildest thing after the sex is u plan to marry her


In that case be prepared for that WILDNESS to die immediately.


----------------------------------


Now lets see how my KONPHUSED-Bro scored.



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 26.66%
Sex IQ Score - 90
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




Bro u scraped thru to AVERAGE even after shockwave-sending answers lol! I must say well done!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnxx CG HUGS!


**(I bet there are going to be a few different answers here..

yes..but it seems some ppl here werent very honest with that ans..they just wanted to get it RIGHT. U know wut I mean dun u :)




**I bet a lot of men claim that they CAN tell..LOL..hello people, have you seen When Harry Met Sally?)


oyeah they did! read the answers :)




**LOL@ pull and pray


hahaha rem Sol's qn too!



**not necessarily the wildest thing EVER


haha I know that! I didnt give the really WILD options cos some of my readers wud faint and never recover!


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Now lets see how sexy gal CG scored ;-)



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 90%
Sex IQ Score - 119
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




U did really well girl! Im sure ur man is constantly in heaven? u rock! *pun-intended* lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Trevor!

Are ur office ppl members of the Nil-sex club? lol!



**What does your book say about the IQ of sexists?

Sexists r similar to racists and other stereotyping categories. So I'd imagine they r not that intelligent enough to see beyond the differences and see ppl as HUMANS, not just as men and women. why did u ask? :)



**I do have a sexual preference, you know

and?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bro now another set of answers? haha!

So this is the GOOGLEd version? Oh ok then! ;-)



**A johnson's product

Johnsons baby shampoo? ur so not getting marks for this one for trying to be too smart LOL! *kidding, I got ya*



**A True..medically this is the main reason behind all those STDs..

who said? if condoms r used there's no way STDs will spread. And if condoms arent used, ofcourse hetereosexual ppl can get any STD too.

Homosexuality is a sexual orientation just like hetreosexuality and bisexuality are.



**In India it's once a month..

HAHAHAHAHAHA! r ya sure? then how come the population in India is growing at rocket speed? :)



**afterplay...where normally men snore but that's detrmiental for relation

u seem to be quite familiar with that session LOL!



**pregnacy stopping pills RU 486


wow u even know the name...does this mean something? How many boxes of em hv u stocked in ur house?



**Causative treponema sp.

That aint my aunt no ways!



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Now lets see how my VERY SMART bro scored...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 87%
Sex IQ Score - 117
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




WOW u did really well! Some day ur gonna be ordering KY-Jelly shipments in bulk. Well-done Bro! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jay u rocker! ;-)


**14. all three are a bit tame

HAHAHAHA I knew that wud happen! U know I cudnt put anything more WILDER cos I'd hv some readers sueing me for trauma! So I didnt.



Now lets see how u scored Jay!


A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 96.66%
Sex IQ Score - 128
Sex IQ Ranking - SUPERIOR

(6.7% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa! U and Donn are the only ppl in the SUPERIOR ranking so far. Well done mate u Sex Genius! Not that I had a nano-doubt abt that tho! ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

WC Elithraniel and ty! :)

Now u didnt follow instructions tho...I wanted u to list the answer in full than just the a, b or c.

Anyways...



**2. Have to ask god and a certain someone i know.

What r u gonna ask? :)



**3. b., a. is more tempting though. Can i peek and let you know?

hehehe u may.



**7. You bash men with your cervix?!?!? *thinks*


I didnt say these qns and answers were abt ME, did I?




**14. is there a forth option called 'none of the above'?


I cud hv had a 4th ans that read 'Im not WILD'?


Dun worry...my aunt wont mind, cos Im pretty sure her Sex IQ wud be close to 'Borderline'. LOL!


---------------------------------


Now lets see how u scored.



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 56.7%
Sex IQ Score - 103
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



I think u did well! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyy Restless!


**without participating in keshi quiz i admit my sex IQ is null

how can u say that w.o. taking part? :) And u dun hv to hv had sex or hv experience to score well...did u know that?


o no ur not a Keshi-school dropout, not yet!


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Preeti ur own answers were pretty cute!!



**combination of all three in the ratio 1:2:3

Is this Sex or some kinda Moisturising competition? LOL!



**gotta ask god

and by the time u get to talk to God, alot of gays n lesbians wud hv had alot of sex anyways. haha Preeti!



**Shifts to the milkman (rolling eyes)

so u too? ;-)




**The wildest thing you have ever done is?
read sidney sheldon books :):) come on , don blame me, I am in India, that too South India, that too Tamil Nadu, you cant expect anything more


LOL Im not surprised and NO Im not blaming u. HUGS! I love Sidney Sheldon btw!




**gimme your aunt's number

Sure...here it is:

1800-Sex-IQ-Decreaser-line


lolz!


--------------------------------


Now lets see ur scores Preeti...


A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 50%
Sex IQ Score - 100
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




Not bad at all for a sweet lil young lady like u. HUGS n well done! :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnxx Kiran!

aww u dun wanna take it? no worries :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Heyyy supa sexy momma Jane!


lol ur answers cracked me up big time!


** I say, 'uSE A CONDOM' for TASTY sex'..


do flavored condoms come in hot n spicy flavor?



**a)Penis /b)Dildo--> orgasm either ways..


yeah some ppl dun seem to get it unless its 'DILDO' PAAGAL HAI. lol!




**'Cerving' your cervix to too many clients


hahaha! Sounds like a SERVICE station!



**never use STD booths (SUBSCRIBERS TRUNK DIALING) in your life..

LOL good one!


girl u missed out on answering some qns..


---------------------------------


Now lets see how u scored...


A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 53.33%
Sex IQ Score - 101
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




Well done sweetie! I think being Average is better in sex than being a hyperactive sex machine? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Enigam hey ty!


Im glad u laffed alot today HUGS! :):) Thats the intention behind most of my posts.



**1. Not sure abt that (ignorant :P) is one needed at all since most condoms come lubricated right….and anyway I hate condoms

LOL ok!



**2. Falsieeeee, well have to ask God too

wut if God was bisexual? Just a thought, no offense meant :)



**3. Oysters??? John Abraham's fridge? Hav to ask bipas !! well anyway there r so many good Indian substitutes

like Drumsticks?




**4. Less than once a week (heheh that depends on a lot of factors, humm boy am I getting old)

Im officially OLD even before I'm married n got bored with it all. LOL!



**5. Exercising for sure …well some will have to try and put their hand in the socket too to c wats the electrifying effect LOL


I tried it once...I mean the hand, nothing else!




**8. being filmed, watched and stuff …..phewwww well I know there r perverts who love to show and get a satisfaction, have heard so many about such idiots waiting near women’s hostels and stuff….

yes...the serial sex offenders.




**But there are ones who get aroused while being seen huh ?????? YUCK

yes one man did that to me and I screamed like a maniac! I even blogged abt it last year.



**9. hehehe well ya C.is the option……. playing at the front?

LOL cos some play at the back ya know.



**well don’t know abt the great experienced ones though :P

yeah some men prolly FEEL the woman coming, who knows! men like Sex God.



**12. Ya preventing preggy within those certain hrs… [loose motion!!!!!!!!!!!!! U sure are on a high dear girl]

LOL!



**13. Yes anything is possible I guess…..OMG I thought docs said no…heheh anyone who got preggy during fun hrs of p time??

There r many such women!




**14. Hummmmmmm, well cant say watching pron was the wildest thingie……well that bondage stuff sounds soo good..heheh hav to try the wildest in that I guess hawhawhaw

I hv to try too...but there's a small problem...I dun hv anyone to try it with LOL!




**15. Sexually transmitted dis……. *Syphilis is- Keshi's aunt....LOL dont let any of ur poor aunts c this post.....

She wont u'stand it anyways cos I think her Sex IQ is below 0!



----------------------------------


Now lets see how u scored...ohh lala! :)



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 87%
Sex IQ Score - 117
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




Woohoo Enigma is quite a rare HOT BABE! Well done girl u r quite Sex-savvy ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

btw Enigma my comment-reply to u was the '69'th one! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Stony!


**14. This is a survey question.

not really...I put a VALUE (weighted answers) for each ans.



U did very well! lets see ur scores now...




A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 87%
Sex IQ Score - 117
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




WOW Stony is a hotter! ;-) Well done!



Keshi.

Hemanth Potluri said...

sorry my iq of iq is zero :P...

urs..hemu..

deepsat said...

wow!! i scored good!!

now if my professory doesn't give m good grades i am gonna show him/her this score and DEMAND for more!!!

;-))))

Keshi said...

ty Gauri!



**Am sure you've made so many people laugh today - so consider your good deed for the day done :


My aunt wont laff tho but Im glad so many others did LOL! yes I love to make ppl laff and thats the purpose behind many of my posts. :)


TY for the encouragement sweetie!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Raysh tnxx hun!


**i'm mathematically challenged. i don't believe in any quotients, leave alone intelligence or sex


well they r not sooo accurate and they dun hv to be...we r only having some fun :)




**1. all of the above. depends on what u're using it for... ;)

I agree LOL!



**2. erm... why would MY opinion matter?

true, personal opinions dun matter here!



**3. altho, i hate oysters and may puke if i eat them.. so dunno how it would help me.

I really love Oysters!




**4. going by the population back home, i'd say they were going at it like rabbits.

LOL but u'd be surprised to know how meagre sex is in many ppl's lives.



**5. finding a horny partner would help more than any of these.

and wut wud that person be eating to be so horny? :)



**8. being filmed. not valid for photo shoots or movie filmings... coz then, imagine if an actor has this...? ;)

haha yes..it wud be hard to ACT then!




**9. wasting a hell lot of money on clothes that u wear for merely minutes.

I so agree. All glam n gloss for few mins of caressing jeeeeeeez!



**10. not having sex.

LOL Raysh!



**12. taken for a really bad hangover which prevents one from recollecting what one did the prev night...

:):)



**13. that is just so gross. and i'm having bfast!

hahaha Im sorry!



**14. definitely not on the list! :D

wow so ur SUPER WILD?




**15. why write about your aunt on a sex quiz? this was a trick question, eh? ;)

lol I just felt like it...cos Syphilis sounds like Phylis...but nah I dun hv an aunt by that name either!


----------------------------------


Now lets see how sexy Raysh scored...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 50%
Sex IQ Score - 100
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




not bad at all girl! cos u chose ur own answers to some of the qns, I cudnt grade u accurately. But I know ur Sex IQ is way higher than Average.

tnxx for taking part! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hi Nora MWAHHHHHHHH!

Hope all is well with ya sweetz :)

TC!

Keshi.

Hemanth Potluri said...

did i comment here or not...or my comment just disappeared :(..

urs..hemu..

Keshi said...

ty Joyce u did really well for ur calendar age and exposure!

u seem to read alot of books on this topic? LOL good for ya!


Lets see ur scores now...




A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 76.66%
Sex IQ Score - 111
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



U r pretty good Joyce woohoo! U smart, sexy, sensible, sweet lil gal. Well done!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Southy tnxx!

But u did the very thing I asked everyone NOT to do...that is, use the a, b, c as the answers. I wanted the full answer in ur comment! And where is ur qn number? It makes it so hard for me to calculate the scores quickly. I guess u didnt read the instructions I gave :(

Anyways...lets see ur scores..



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 96.66%
Sex IQ Score - 128
Sex IQ Ranking - SUPERIOR

(6.7% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)





WOW Southy only u, Donn and Jay scored the highest so far...well done! I guess u 3 r Sex Gods? LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Southy this time the qns are not my own qns, so u did well. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Mayz!


****Which is safe to use with a condom? A virgin :D

LOL u made up ur own answers? ok so why only a VIRGIN?




**Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
Is Viagra food???


It can be food for frail OLD men. lol yes.



**On average most people have sex:
With their hand…ok I know this was a really bad one!!!


LOL hahahahaha! I know most men r married to their hands! *sigh*




**Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
Try not having sex for 6 months

LOL LOL LOL! make that 6yrs!




**Foreplay is
when 4 people play strip poker…and the girl wins

LOL Mayz stop it!




**Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
not having sex!!! This is a tried and tested method!!! Works 100% of the time

I guess ur very SMART then :)




**The wildest thing you have ever done is?
Tried watching bigg boss once (it’s the Indian version of big brother)

WTF?



tnxx Mayz Im still laffing here!


btw u dun get a score cos ur a SUPER GENIUS that cannot be tested at all LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Soul!


**Expecting me to "expose" my IQ, Kesh?


hahaha good one there!


A lil bit of 'exposing' from u isnt all that bad for this nympho LOL!


Keshi.

mayz said...

u've been tagged...i kno u have a lot of em pendin but i thot no one cud come up wid a better post for this tag so had to tag u :)

Keshi said...

ty for guessing so well Crytal! :)


And to ur scores now...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 83.33%
Sex IQ Score - 114
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




WOW u did really well for some guess work there girl! :) ur above Average too!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Harini ty for taking part!


**yuckk how can it be fun?

some ppl find extreme pleasure is period sex. :) its a fact darling.



Now lets see ur scores...


A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 67%
Sex IQ Score - 107
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




I think u did well Harini! :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

BRB...I'll be bak later for the rest.


Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

Shit! messed up again...thought u only wanted the answers to count it quickly...

CM-Chap said...

if you think Condom is a kind of apartment then your Sex IQ would be 0 - ROFL

wow what a IQ test..Im happy to be a part of it :)

1.KY Jelly
2.False
3.Oysters
4.Less than once a week
5.Staring at plug points
6.Decreases
7.Multiple sexual partners
8.Being flimed
9.An intimate process...
10.Using a condom
11.False
12.Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy
13.No
14.***Skip***
15.A sexually trasmitted disease

Hemanth Potluri said...

1. Which is safe to use with a condom?
a. KY Jelly

2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong
b. False

3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
a. Anything from John Abraham's fridge


4. On average most people have sex:
b. Less than once a week(this was published in times india :P)

5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?
a. Exercising regularly

6.After menopause, most women's interest in sex
c. Stays the same

7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?
b. Multiple sexual partners

8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while
b. Being flimed

9. Foreplay is
c. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex

10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by
a. Using a condom


11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
c. He wouldn't know anyways cos he'd be snoring by then!

12. The Morning-after-pill is
c. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex

13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
b. Yes anything is possible

14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?

this i wud ans myself...dreamed of kissing..

15. Syphilis is

no idea :P..

Keshi said...

Chamb u too didnt stick to the INTSRUCTIONS in red!


Anyways...



**I mean why so much red tapism, but whatever makes people happy(read red tapism.)


I so agree :)


lets look at ur scores...




A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 93.33%
Sex IQ Score - 123
Sex IQ Ranking - SUPERIOR

(6.7% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




WOW u did really well Chamb! :):) ur in the rarest lot (highest Sex IQ) so far in this quiz!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tarun :)

**Sex and IQ ... well need to think a lot to find a connection


Why? Knowledge and Intelligence plays a part in any aspect of life.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Mystique I just noticed that BOYS r pathetic in following instructions...cos u just added urself to that list of ppl who dun read/follow instructions given in red! :)


Anyways tnxx for taking part!


Foreplay is ur fav compared to sex? not bad at all.


**14. c (ok sorry...this is my fav)

dun I know that ha! ;-)



Now lets look at ur scores...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 90%
Sex IQ Score - 119
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



WOW thats really neat Mystique...well done! ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Hemanth!

** Would've told (A) but, Oysters

LOL I know u know that I like J!


Lets check out ur ranking!



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 96.7%
Sex IQ Score - 128
Sex IQ Ranking - SUPERIOR

(6.7% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




whoaaaaaaa here's another Super Sex Genius! ;-) WELL DONE! ur gonna be making alot of women happy by doing 'sensible' things ard them compared to alot of dorky men LOL!



Keshi.

Mystique Wanderer said...

yeah well now u know why most of us guys dont score well in tests...we dont read the bloody instructions... :P

foreplay is not a matter of choice i believe...girls take longer to get excited...and they last multiple orgasms...so our slow reload weapon must be augmented by other tools of the trade and techniques...like the tongue is a great accessory to have...so are massage oils :P

Keshi said...

Amy u too didnt follow the red instructions!!


**1. C haha!

LOL u bad girl!



**11. B *She gotta be really good at faking!

ur gonna be surprised abt how much we dunno girl :)




**10. C 95% A 5% lol...

only 1 answer girl! so I'd go with ur first one here ok. :)




**14. SEcret! lol...


so u got WILDER than that Amy! I knew it LOL! I really had WILDER answers for that but I chose not to put em up incase some ppl chooses to kill me as a religious ritual for being such a shocking SIN!



Now lets see where Amy hottie's Sex IQ stands ;-) I hope its not doing a Kama Sutra position LOL!





A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 47%
Sex IQ Score - 99
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




Not bad at all! :) Trust me gal, I didnt know many of the right answers either, when I did it. So we r both the same LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ria ty so much!


**3. Oysters (haven't tried them yet!)


u hvnt? WOW that my fav seafood! I just love its taste. So I should be really 'high' now right? LOL!




**10. Using a condom. (some ppl still dont know this!)


Im not surprised. Cos so many ppl in this world hv a near-death (rather near-birth) Sex IQ.



**9. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex (sadly a lot of men feel foreplay means undressing!!)


HAHAHAHAHA!



**11. False. (women r too gud at it!)


yes I agree...we can just say AH AH AH and the men believe us LOL!



**14. Bondage experiments - hoping tht its this one coz the other two r too tame!

Girl I had to put pretty TAME ones cos some ppl here will hang me if I wrote my WILDEST ones!


Ok now lets see how sexy Ria scored....;-)



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 96.66%
Sex IQ Score - 128
Sex IQ Ranking - SUPERIOR

(6.7% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



OMG girl I think ur the only girl who made it to the SUPERIOR lot so far! cos the rest were men. WOW WELL DONE Sex Goddess! ;-) Ur BF must be the luckiest man on Earth? Whereas my BF wud die crying n trying LOL! U ROCK and well done again Ria!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Sawan Im glad u had fun :)

Now lets see how u did..



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 80%
Sex IQ Score - 113
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



WOW I think u did very well, cos ur well above the Average! Keep 'kinkying' ur life Sawan ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Tys! ;-)



**1.KY Jelly ( you can also use saliva if you get really lucky)

ewwwwwww lol!



**2. False ( as long as they dont ask me to watch)


haha!



**3.Oysters (obviously this dont work for oysters)

haha poor buggars!




**5.Exercising regularly ( this is rubbish really...if u r girl, getting drunk will guarentee results)

LOL!




**7.Multiple sexual partners ( in married men, this will result in you having to sit down to pee)


HAHAHAHAHAHA! overused?



**9.An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex (in mens' dictionery, this also means, waste of potential valuable time)

LOL men are schemers!




**10.Using a condom (this also prevents pregancy which is also a sexually transmited disease)

ROFL! so babies r a disease? awww....




**11.True (yes, we can! you girls really think we r tht stupid)

haaaaaaaaha yes u r!




**13.No, I it's good fun (the real question, how horny are u?)

yes :) women get hornier during their period.




**14.Watch porn with my partner ( this is tame...)

LOL alot of WILDER ppl said this to me!



ok lets see how u did...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 80%
Sex IQ Score - 113
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




Well done TIGER Tys woohoo! but no prizes...me doing the calculations is the prize..lol sorry!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ani ty for doing it HUGS!


**2. False ( hehe hope my parents dont read it lol )

aww :)




**13.Err dont know.. but then who wants to do it at that time.. gross..


LOL alot of ppl actually love doing it when the woman is hvn her period. Cos ard that time, women r hornier. Its a fact girl. :)



ok now lets see how u did...


A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 76.66%
Sex IQ Score - 111
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)




See u did pretty good Ani WOW! :) Wut say?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Steve! :)


**Neither can prove their claim on any objective factual basis. Thus, none of the answers offered demonstrates higher or lower IQ.


I agree and disagree. Why that qn relates to IQ is only because HOMOSEXUALITY has nothing to do with Religion/Culture/Beliefs...its a genetic FACT. And if someone cant u'stand that and drags Religion into it, then I believe that person has a lower IQ...an IQ that leaves them judgment impaired.




**Sour cream on a condom may not do it any good, but if she wants to lick it off then, by God, let her!

haha good one!





**But true orgasm actually draws sperm deeper inside her, increasing the chance of pregnancy. Thus a woman who cheats on her husband with someone she finds more attractive is far more likely to become pregnant by her lover than her husband because higher level of attractive means higher probability of achieving orgasm.


Wow interesting fact there! ty. In that case, if a woman cant seem to get pregz with her husband, she should try her BF?




**Not exactly a full set of answers, but I have to pee and that was all I have time for. I held it in just for you, baby!


LOL tata happy peeing! ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey kinky Akshay ty! ;-)


**#11. False....I have faked it too...Not many women would wanna check your condom....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




**#12.Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex: I take it everyday....It works...

u take wut?



lets see ur score now...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 90%
Sex IQ Score - 119
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



WOW thats really good Akshay! :):)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Coco hey HUGS!

ofcourse I'll be there soon. tnxx hun! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Hemz!


**sorry my iq of iq is zero :

so u calculated already? great!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Deepz it depends on wut subject na..I hope ur not following Sex Studies at uni? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mayz yes that wud be my 166th tag in the queue then..I'll be there soon then! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey its ok Southy :) no worries at all!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Chap lol ty for taking part yeyyyyyyyyyy!


Lets get to the scores now :)



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 80%
Sex IQ Score - 112
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



WOW I think ur a Sexpert! ;-) Well done Chap!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hemz ty!

WOW ur pretty knowledagble in this department! ;-)


**3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
a. Anything from John Abraham's fridge


LOL r ya sure??



Lets see how u scored....



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 76.66%
Sex IQ Score - 111
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



Wow Hemz NOT BAD AT ALL ay ;-) Well done mate!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mystique the raunchy Bondage Boy ;-)



**yeah well now u know why most of us guys dont score well in tests...we dont read the bloody instructions... :P

yes very true! :)




**girls take longer to get excited...

then I must be a boy LOL!


I think it all depends on how GOOD the guy is and how attracted the girl is to him. ie: if the guy is John, I'll be turned on immediately...if the guy is Osama I'd be staying still for another few months!




**and they last multiple orgasms...

apparently only a pig can hv the longest orgy ever - 36mins..I wish I was a pig.



**so our slow reload weapon must be augmented by other tools of the trade and techniques...like the tongue is a great accessory to have...so are massage oils :P


ok now I feel Im lacking something very imp in my life - not the tongue but a guy!



Keshi.

CяŷştąŁ said...

High Average!

Omfg! :O

I'm surprised at myself :D

Shoe Girl said...

I dont belive I'm doing this!!( exactly like sex! - I dont belive i'm doing this while doing it :))

Which is safe to use with a condom?
Its KY... but whipped cream is better

2. Homosexual activity between consenting adults is wrong. What nonsense!! but it can also be called Bi sexuality

3. Which of these foods do scientists say will enhance the libido?
Its oysters.. but who needs any more aphrodasiac if you are ' high' on life. PS- you can check my fridge also


4. On average most people have sex:
Why no option of more than once a week???

5. Which of the following will increase sexual activity?

Academically it should be excercising regularly but really, getting drunk works just as fine. shakespeare said'alcohol gives you the desire but not the performance' ha ha * he knew little*

6. After menopause, most women's interest in sex

hey no pause for women! forgot multiple orgasms? It stays the same

7. Which of the following is a risk factor for Cervical Cancer?

Multiple sexual partners causing cancer is a myth!!Others are wrong


8. Autagonistophilia refers to people who get sexually aroused while

Definately driving a car... but woman driving you while you are in the car.. most definately

9. Foreplay is
I like the subleness*An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex* basically its something women need and men ' have' to do it to avoid the kick in that groin

10. Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by

Condom condom condom

11. A man can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm
ha ha Men cant tell anything a woman is faking! forget about orgasms

12. The Morning-after-pill is
Should be taken at night only

13. If a girl has sex on her period is there a chance for pregnancy?
Women and their systems. ANYTHING is possible.

14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
Bondage with dream of marriage. *** gaggedddd for life

15. Syphilis is
Sexual disease with a rather Rockstar name

Disclaimer: Have tried best to keep the sanity level

Ani said...

ha ha ha well guess my high average IQ allows me to crack those sarcy jokes.. lol..

hehe well now i cant say women are not hornier at that time.. but then doing it at that time.. oh well.. i dont know personally .. atleast right now i wouldnt want to.. but then who knows.. if the right man comes along.. anything could happen.. isnt it ;)

rayshma said...

hahaa... this was kewl! :)
isn't it funny... that in a country with over 1 bn population, sex is still a taboo topic?
and what surprises me most is if people aren't really getting as much sex, HOW is the population increasing???

chambilkethakur said...

animal reproduction is my fav topic.
i know more about menses, orgasm, zygote formation etc. than many female folks.
Waah, maaza aa gaya,after a long time, i am praising my self.

Vanity, definitely my fav sin -Al

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi...arghh...I missed an exciting(Pun intended)quiz,but,maybe I can answer without peeking at the answers first:)But,let me talk of the first 'facts'.
'Junk does lead to junk'-haha...isn't that very true?:)Specially junk food...but,yes,sometimes,it's a delight to partake of junk food-like,maybe once a month or something,just for a change,I feel.
---
Yup-High IQ people with street smart,are usually better than the hi-IQ with book smarts-that's definitely my experience-right from school/college days..and,I even know a few who were a combo of all 3,and,they're mega successful,today also.
---
Looks and behaviour not equal to IQ..LOL-partly true,I'd say.Again,coz I've seen combos of all three.And,they're really inspirational.(Droolworthy,when of the opp. sex..*winks*)
---
Answers:
1.a.KY Jelly
2.b.False
3.b.Oysters
4.b.Less than once a week
5.a.Exercising regularly
6.b.Decreases
7.b.Multiple sexual partners
8.b.Being filmed
9.c.An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex.
10.a.Using a condom
11.b.False
12.c.Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36 hrs of having sex.
13.a.No, it's good fun
14.b.Dream of getting married*time to redefine Wild*
15.b. A sexually transmitted disease
---
Whew-that was fun.So,what's the score?
PS A confession-on some answers,I guessed which ones were yours.ROFL.:)

Aneesh said...

1. b
2. a
3. b
4. b
5. a
6. b (so, you're waiting for this stage, to get a milkman?)
7. a
8. b
9. c
10. a
11. b (Nah, usually girls will be snoring...hi hi)
12. c (Thanks for your first fight with me in sol's blog, remember? :)
13. b
14. b
15. b

PS: I didn't checked any other answers..

Diana said...

Hiii Keshi..Gal u come up something interesting all the haan....this post was fuuny too...

I can jot down really funny answers but I wont....let me know my IQ on this. So my answers are....

Q1. a. KY Jelly
Q2. c. I hav to ask God.
Q3. b. Oysters.
Q4. a. Once a month.
Q5. c. Getting drunk.
Q6. b. Decreases.
Q7. b. Multiple sex partners.
Q8. b. Being filmed.
Q9. c of course
Q10. a. Condom.
Q11. a. True
Q12. c.
Q13. a.
Q14. b.
Q15. b. BTW that option a was funny.....lol

Would be waiting for the score......chao

Diana said...

Ok some of my answers have a, b n c..plz dnt deduct points on that....plzplzplzplzplzplzplz

Ria said...

Yey....I m so happy coz i hav always felt that i know more abt these things. Yeah my bf does feel lucky to hav me coz i know the common myths and the facts related to them. :) Makes me feel good and knowledgeable. Sadly in India if a gurl is well versed abt sex...she is considered to b trashy!! I mean come on guys...i may not hav tried most of these things but whts the harm in knowing.

Beach Bum said...

Okay, I'm late gain but:

High-IQ people with Street smarts do better than the High-IQ people with Book smarts *book worms don't always mean smartarses then?*

I freely admit that I'm far from the sharpest knife in any drawer but some of the college educated types that work with my wife (who is a lawyer) could not find their way out a wet paper bag.

4. On average most people have sex:
c. Never *Nil-Sex Club member Keshi style!


I really hate to admit this but every time I see guys on the erectile dysfunction television commercials jumping around happy that their condition is cured I get frustrated. Because while I'm 100 percent fine in that area my wife is the one with the issue. It's both medical and physiological leaving me with an active fantasy life and little else.

14. The wildest thing you have ever done is?
Back before my wife's sex drive flew off to Noland, which is right next to Neverland where Peter Pan lives several time I gave her oral sex while she was on a conference call.

Dalicia said...

this is easy compared to the ones i took like 8 yrs ago. man, i suck!

at least my IQ went up ahah

Satish Bolla said...

hmmm, something interesting. but first-of-all, plz note that these answers of mine r coming frm a 26-yr-old virgin's brain. so don't LOL if i write anything funny.

1. it should b KY jelly

2. i think it's FALSE

3. is it OYSTERS?

4. this is purely a guess. answer might b "b". Less than once a week

5. regular exercises

6. no clue abt this answer

7. i think it's "multiple partners"

8. never heard of this(i stick to warning abt googling)

9. option c. n intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex

10. Using a condom

11. I heard somewhere that he can't.

12. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex

13. I don't know whether it's fun or not, but the answer seems to b a "No".

14. I hate to answer this, but my answer is "b", Dream of getting married............. :(

15. a sexually trasmitted disease

Macadamia The Nut said...

ROTFL!
I enjoy reading this post and the answers Keshigirl!!!

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

1. KY Jelly

2. False

3. Oysters

4. Less than once a week.

5. Exercising regularly

6. Decreases

7. Multiple sexual partners

8. Being filmed

9. An intimate process to get ready and get your partner ready for sex

10. Using a condom

11. False

12. Taken to prevent an unwanted pregnancy within 36hours of having sex

13. Very slim chances like they say anything is possible but I don't think its fun! I've heard/read it reduces the pain from the cramps.

14. All 3.

15. An STD

Keshi said...

Crytsal u did well girl :) I think u did better than me!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Shoe_girl!


**I dont belive I'm doing this!!( exactly like sex! - I dont belive i'm doing this while doing it :))

haha!



**Which is safe to use with a condom?
Its KY... but whipped cream is better

ooh lala!




** but who needs any more aphrodasiac if you are ' high' on life. PS- you can check my fridge also

so true :)




**Why no option of more than once a week???

cos thats how 'scanty' my sex life is hahaha! So that option wud be like the 8th wonder for me!




**shakespeare said'alcohol gives you the desire but not the performance'

wasnt Willz a horny old dude!



**hey no pause for women! forgot multiple orgasms?

yes the only PAUSE women want is MEN-OH-PAUSE!




**Multiple sexual partners causing cancer is a myth!!

nope, thats the correct ans :) believe it or not!



**basically its something women need and men ' have' to do it to avoid the kick in that groin

LOL!



**Men cant tell anything a woman is faking! forget about orgasms

hahahaha so true! We can even fake dinner and they'll eat it!




**Bondage with dream of marriage. *** gaggedddd for life

ROFL! If Marriage was the wildest thing someone ever did, then that person must be the TAMEST in the world! Nah hang on..marriage can be the 'wildest' thing ever yes...when the Divorce takes place LOL!




**Sexual disease with a rather Rockstar name

hahaha I love ur answers girl!

U R THE BEST ty!

---------------------------------

Now lets see how the sex goddess scored ;-)



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 90%
Sex IQ Score - 119
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



WOW ur brilliant in bed ha! ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ani! :)


**if the right man comes along.. anything could happen..

yes...the 'right' man can be so 'wrong' for me too LOL!


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Raysh!


** that in a country with over 1 bn population, sex is still a taboo topic?
and what surprises me most is if people aren't really getting as much sex, HOW is the population increasing???


yeah! I always ask that qn.

Sex Talk is Taboo but Having Sex may not be taboo. Thats why. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Chamb so r u a doc, sexologist or a gynae?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Amit u hvnt missed out on getting 'excited' as yet! ;-)



**but,yes,sometimes,it's a delight to partake of junk food-like,maybe once a month or something,just for a change,I feel

I agree..once a month or so we must give our cranium a break lol! So eat Macas and feel dumb.



**droolworthy

Now exactly who r we talking abt here? LOL!



**14.b.Dream of getting married*time to redefine Wild*

Amit cmon u need to get WILDER than that. actually I should say u need to get WILD lol! *no offense*


lol no way! some of those answers were guessed by, they r not my confessions!!!



-----------------------------------

Now lets see how Amit scored...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 86.66%
Sex IQ Score - 116
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



Not bad at all mate! ;-) Well done!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Aneesh u dun follow instructions ever do ya? How did u manage to ignore the RED intsructions given in this post? Ah I know...u must be a MAN! Cos alot of men did the same thing u did!

Anyways :)



**(so, you're waiting for this stage, to get a milkman?)

lol I dun even hv to wait!



**Nah, usually girls will be snoring...hi hi)

so u must hv dated someone 50yrs older than u? LOL!



**12. c (Thanks for your first fight with me in sol's blog, remember

haha yes I rem that one!


----------------------------------


ok now lets see how Aneesh scored...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 70%
Sex IQ Score - 108
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



Not bad Aneesh :) Wut d u think?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Diana hows u? :) ty for taking part in thiz quiz!


its ok that u put a,b,c for SOME of ur answers..cos there were others who didnt follow instructions at all!


Lets see how u scored...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 73.33%
Sex IQ Score - 109
Sex IQ Ranking - AVERAGE

(50% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



U did well girl! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ria yes ur quite knowledgable in any subject..I noticed that. Good to be like that. HUGS!



**Sadly in India if a gurl is well versed abt sex...she is considered to b trashy!!

ppl who think like that r the WORST lot. So ignore em. I always believe that OPEN-MINDED ppl r the best ppl on Earth..the quiet, goody-goody ones r the real culprits.




**I mean come on guys...i may not hav tried most of these things but whts the harm in knowing.

Exactly! Just cos u KNOW something more than others doesnt make u EXPERIENCED in it. It just goes to show ur AWARENESS compared to dingbats walking ard not knowing anything abt the world!


U did really well and Im proud of ya Ria!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey BB :)


**but some of the college educated types that work with my wife (who is a lawyer) could not find their way out a wet paper bag.


I agree...some high-flyers r totally clueless!




** It's both medical and physiological leaving me with an active fantasy life and little else.


Thats terrible to live with ha...its like that all the time...when ur 'able' u dun 'get' it. Life is a bitch!




**I gave her oral sex while she was on a conference call.


ooh lala now thats what I call WILD! ;-) Nice BB!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Dalicia yes these qns r quite easy. But u'd be amazed to know how many ppl got MOST of em wrong.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Satish ty for taking part!

**plz note that these answers of mine r coming frm a 26-yr-old virgin's brain

lol thats ok. It just goes to show how brave u r and how much u wanna learn. So ty again for taking part. :)



**14. I hate to answer this, but my answer is "b", Dream of getting married.............

haha its ok. U'd be happy to know that most ppl selected that one. :)



Lets see how u scored...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 76.66%
Sex IQ Score - 111
Sex IQ Ranking - HIGH AVERAGE

(16.1% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



Wow thats not bad at all for someone who's inexperienced!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Maca ty sweetie!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Cheesy MWAH! Missed ya hun.

ty for taking part!


**Very slim chances like they say anything is possible but I don't think its fun! I've heard/read it reduces the pain from the cramps.


It does? oh ok. And yes...anything is possible..thats the correct ans :)



Now lets see how u scored...



A bit of information first:

The normal IQ Score is around 100, meaning that the AVERAGE score people get is 90-100. Below or above that range has other different classifications such as Borderline, Low Average, High Average, Superior etc etc. So lets see how u scored.



YOUR scores:

Sex IQ Percentile rank - 95%
Sex IQ Score - 125
Sex IQ Ranking - SUPERIOR

(6.7% of the population shares your knowledge and intelligence abt Sex)



Whoaaaaaaa ur at the top girl! WELL DONE! :) I didnt doubt it tho hehe. HUGS!


Keshi.

jitendra said...

my sex IQ is jeero :(

how do i improve it kesariya? :D

Keshi said...

hey Jitterz!


**my sex IQ is jeero :(

ya know guys with a zero Sex IQ r more 'dangerous' than the ones with a 130 lol! cos they'd be careless and WILD. ;-)



**how do i improve it kesariya? :D


practice practice practice! I mean do more practice qns LOL!


Keshi.

Satish Bolla said...

@keshi
phew, am not that bad. thank GOD

Keshi said...

Yes Satish ur not bad at all :)

Keshi.

Aneesh said...

Well, I guess I need to learn a lot... mainly in English.. lot of terms that I haven't even heard..
well, why don't you put up the right answers?

Aneesh said...

oops! Sorry!!
Actually I read the red ones, but got lost on my way after seeing the horror questions...
I thought I knew it all, but when I saw the questions.....

Tarun Goel said...

Too good :)

Keshi said...

Aneesh I wanted to put up the right answers...I didnt hv time :)

I'll put em in a comment here soon ok?

u dun hv to learn English...I think ur English is pretty good.

wuts needed may be more awareness of sex and sexuality.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Aneesh its ok...I think its a GUY thing. cos most guys DIDNT follow instructions! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tarun ty! :)

Keshi.

Aneesh said...

****u must be a MAN

Hahahaah, so, finally, you accepted me as a MAN than as a KID? Great!!

***wuts needed may be more awareness of sex and sexuality.

Now, don't tell that in public keshi, a lot of girls are reading these... LOL

Mind you giving tuition for me on these topics? LOL
:)

Keshi said...

hey Aneesh!

**so, finally, you accepted me as a MAN than as a KID? Great!!

dun be so excited so soon by being called a MAN...cos MEN r hideous lol!


Aneesh Im gonna announce ur results in the next post so all girls can read it woohoo! ;-)



**Mind you giving tuition for me on these topics?

I can..but it'll all be theory ok?? LOL!



Keshi.

Aneesh said...

Haha, no probs! I can imagine the practicals
:)

Keshi said...

haha Aneesh I dun even wanna imagine the practicals ewwwwww!

Keshi.

chambilkethakur said...

my profile says it all:
I am an engg by profession(thank god, i somehow passed college.).
But knowledge is my poison. I have spent my entire life knowing things. this is one of them, u see.

Keshi said...

hehe Chamb...

**But knowledge is my poison.

but why wud knowledge be poison? cant it be honey? :)

Keshi.

chambilkethakur said...

you see, i had a feeling that i know too much for my age and the kind of profession and environment i am into and i am obsessed with knowing too much.
If you have time read this very old blog of my mine, (its not that good, since those were beginning days of my blogging.) you will know why i mean poison.
http://chambilkethakur.blogspot.com/2007/06/homo-intellecta.html

Aneesh said...

BTW, where's the answer keshi?
I want to fill the missing gaps in my brain
LOL
:)

Keshi said...

k Chamb. will do, tnxx! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Aneesh I forgot again! will do soon ok?

Keshi.

general_boy said...

1. a Hot Tub
2. When hollywood portrays it
3. none. Those types of scientists don't have sex.
4. because they temporarily can't access porn
5. nudity
6. gets an angry edge to it
7. football
8. reading the dictionary
9. not required for men
10. a lifetime of forsaking bikini waxings
11. unless it's in a porno, when it's the real deal
12. less uplifting than Berocca
13. absolutely, unless you say "periods" with the superflous "s" in a Northern Queensland accent
14. not fit for print in most church newsletters
15. overrated