btw I might take some time to reply to ya cos ya know, I'm quite 'busy' with Beckz and trying hard not to answer Victoria's desperate where's-my-man phone calls, excuse me stick-thin-posher leave me alone plz *time to try the Lost & Found number?*. btw I do have an appointment with Madge who wants some fashion tips from me...Miss.Paris Hilton reckons she'll join too, along with Britney who needs some 'panty' advice *to keep them on that is*. Angelina Jolie wants to have coffee with me *sans the suga and milk I guess* but I declined due to increasing paparazzi dramas infront of my house...o well won't people leave me alone! I guess the next stop is rehab then...maybe I'll catch up with Amy Winehouse in there, how nice *if she can keep her bat-wings-like eyelashes and beehive hair off my face that is*. LiLo came to check on my vanity bag but I didn't allow her to, only cos she was looking for drugs duh! Mick Jagger reckons I'm his special guest at his 69th bday party...69? okayyy!! I'd also have to stop at Kiera Knightley's to show her my fleshy figure and ask her to eat something, atleast once a year? Anyways, I gtg now...too much fame is killing me man LOL! Au Revoir, see you at the Fan Club or perhaps at Rehab! (click on pics to see an enlarged and a clearer view)
Paris Hilton going crazy over Madrid Hilton aka Keshi...
Beckz hunny 'carry' me yes!
Handle with 'care'!
Didn't know DaVinci too had an obessesion with me...o look Mona Keshi has brows!
Someone goes berserk with crayons on THE famous me...
While u wait, enjoy my smile...
Posh says 'have you seen her?'...plz say NO!
I don't have a royal ass but I can 'buy' you happiness...
Fashionista 'under' cover!
Will only be found having brain orgies!
Portrait of a maniac!
Easy girls easy...I'm not bisexual yet!
Ogle 'it' like Beckham!
Angi hey I'm not for adoption!
Now showing at cinemas 'Australian Pie Keshi'
Horny Santa Club
I see you see me...
I was once Mona Kesh, now what?? Gimme a break mofo!
While u do that, redo my lipstick plz!
A legal blonde with an illegal blonde
Paint my imagination...
I have some animal fans too yeyyyyy!
Is this building going to have boobs? WTF.
Girl r u planning to watch TV or get electrocuted?
oii Men, my home address is keshigirl.blogspot.com!
Have u seen her? She has slapped alot of celebrities lately, in her drunken frenzy of fame!
Woman wut u doin with ur ass on my pics? Try Lesbiana plz! It's in Greece btw.
My Diva Rights says that this pic is a lil too high? *bats eye lashes*...correct it plz!
That's a cute car...is it a Keshorghini?
Madge put ur tongue back in cos I aint no Britney!
Paris ur still on about me? wow u need a cheeseburger dahlin!
ewwwww stop fornicating me man! Who r ya, 'jockshashon' of the year?
Guys you gotta listen to this AWESOME AWESOME song....perfect mix of rap and indie rock. And have a good weekend all...it's a long weekend over here in Down Under. And hey consider yourselves tagged...do it if you like to :). See yous later!
Current Music: Violent And Young by Iglu & Hartly