Wednesday, November 7

Kisszophrenia!

Ok here's a kick-ass post where all of you can contribute to the best of your abilities and actually win something WOOHOO! Alot of people complained that nobody wins in my blog competitions, hence I never give away prizes yadda yadda yadda. So here's your final fatal chance buddies...well not fatal if you win it ;-). Here's what you have to do. I'll be asking you a question soon and all you've got to do is bloody answer it...how easy is it now? Please note that your answer MUST include a Blogger you want to kiss (eg: Getting close to Amy's luscious lips, I smell her fragrant face...). Get the drift guys? OK. Amy btw that was just an example ok so chillax LOL! The 2 BEST answers (male and female) will be selected by Keshi ofcourse and posted here in my blog, along with my answer :). That's the prize btw, so choose your Kissing partner wisely and don't forget to link his/her name to his/her blog. And remember this is all in the name of FUN. Ok so here's the question:


Imagine you're kissing somebody you really like (use the name of the blogger you want to kiss). Describe in few words how you'd start and finish that passionate kiss. I want all the details mm mmm!


Now try and be innovative and fresh. Also don't write an entire love-making session (***Keshi looks at Saby***)...I just want the Kissing description only ok. And don't write Granma's kiss kinds. I want a romantic one so be a sport ok. I wanna know how kiss-skilled all of you are ;-). I love Kissing, and to me it is the most intimate act ever. So let's have some innocent fun now. What are you waiting for...go on, start kissing people.
MWAH MWAH MWAH!



Current Music: Simarik (Kiss Kiss) by Tarkan

174 Cranium Signets:

Sam said...

Gosh!! This one would be tough.... hmmm... lemme think about it!! How long do I have to respond....

I got the scene in my mind.. the girl too.. hafta seek her permission on this.. so will chk dat one too!!

Keshi said...

LOL Sam yeah get her permission then.

It can be as long as u like :)

tnxx!
Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

This is my kind of post...how many bloggers i get to mention, i had quite a few in the list and zeroed in on 2 for now....:D

Iceman said...

U want a romantically challenged fella 2 take part in this competition? ROTFL...

Anyways... I'll try n not b dumb or stupid... Don't b mad if I am! Lolz...

Minimum of words.. maximum of action... I'd prefer it that way!

A ride on my bike! Then I go pick up keshi and a nice ride till the beach... A long quiet stroll with keshi... At the end of the stroll, I'd like all the talking to be done by our eyes... No a word spoken... but lots of words heard! Then she'd realize... I don't have the ball 2 kiss her! Before she gets annoyed... She'd grab me, grab my bum n passionately kiss me on my lips! I am confused, if I must grab her boobs or to grab her ass! And I am still confused as to whats going on! Even after the intense & passionate kiss, I have no clue what happened! And I am like... "what just happened? Was it real!?" Lolz... Before I could come to some conclusion, I just look into her eyes... and this time, I lose control... I grab by her hips and kiss her passionately!

Lolz... What a fantasy!

Keshi said...

haha Southy I knew u wud like this post :) And after that last post, I thought my readers and friends here need a fresh fun n happy post.


** had quite a few in the list and zeroed in on 2 for now.

LOL did ya hv abt 69? :) I wonder who the 'chosen' 2 r mm mmmm....



**how many bloggers i get to mention,

u can mention as many as u want...the sky is the limit ;-)


go for it Southy the love guru!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha Iceman aka Macho man ty for being here!


**romantically challenged

lol arent we both!



awww I loved ur description. HOW BLOODY SWEEEEEEEEEET! Im all red now lol! ty for selecting me among all ur blog GFs :) I feel honored.


I'd love to go on ur bike...sounds like ur a good bike-rider. :)


**At the end of the stroll, I'd like all the talking to be done by our eyes

thats just magic! i like it Iceman ;-)


** don't have the ball 2 kiss her! Before she gets annoyed

LOL!


**She'd grab me, grab my bum n passionately kiss me on my lips

ooh lala Im in dream land now! too hot!


**I am confused, if I must grab her boobs or to grab her ass!

haha dummy ass first ok! LOL!


lolz dun tell me ur usually confused? ur pretending right?



** I grab by her hips and kiss her passionately!

::keshi faints::


::regains consciousness and responds madly::

;-)


That was just sizzling Iceman TY! U ROCK!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Im still laughing..this is so much fun ha.

ty guys!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

And Sam u asked how much time u've got to respond...sorry I misunderstood the qn initially.

U've got like 2 days or so from today :) - that is before Friday.

tnxx!


Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

LOL did ya hv abt 69? :) I wonder who the 'chosen' 2 r mm mmmm....***No no since u said we gotta choose from the bloggers only so i did it from my blogger's list...:P and the two fantastic girls i chose are The bootylicious one Uttara and The Kinky and krazy Keshhhaaayyyy.....:)

The bootylicious one Uttara(http://tattooome.blogspot.com/)With her even in reality whenever i meet her i always greet her with a spank on her beautifull ass...:)
And since these days she is mostly occupied working, there wud be nothing like paying a visit to her cabin quitely while she is busy working, hold her passionately from behind, kiss the back of her shoulder and neck and then turn her face sideways gentlely holding her neck and the lower half of the face and kiss her beautifull lips long and passionately....phew!!!

She's gonna kill me now...:P

The kinky&krazy Keshaaayy(Do i need to put her link:P)

As i always keep saying and God dammit i'll do it one day, take u out from the chaos on a weekend to the woods...:), Campfire on a river bank under the clear sky, keshi half-lying on my chest and me wrapping my arms ard her upperwaist playing the tunes of once upon a time in mexico on my guitar...:P and then once i m done put it aside, bend downwards and hold ur head gently from behind and lift u upwards and kiss ur beautifull lips and carass them with my lips and tongue like one does to a rose petal...:)whewwwwww!!!!! :D

My my my...i just tasted two different kinds of fire!!!!!!

lee said...

hahaha -keshi- there is no way on this earth that I would reveal which bloggers I'd want to kiss-haha. But the ones I'd want to kiss would be male -that's as much as I would reveal :). This is funny to think about.

Shionge said...

Yo Keshi....suddenly my mind just went blank coz there's a big 'laundry' list of pple I wanna kiss kekekek...

Anyway...just want to wish you Happy Deepavali sweetie, it is our Public Holiday here tomorrow...have fun :D

Menchie said...

Awww! There are no male bloggers that I want to kiss....the hubby will kill me! Can i just pretend I can kiss Gerard Butler??????

and if it's him I'm kissing, OMG, it'll be like the Brad and Angelina kissing scene in Mr and Mrs Smith. Desperate and hot with no preliminaries! LOL!

Tys on Ice said...

it will definitly hve to be mads of http://lifefortruth.blogspot.com/

It wont be very complicated or contrived. I wud probably pull her to me when shes busy doing something else, turn her to face me and kiss her gently on her lips and linger there for sometime, while holding her close to me...

and then i will release her , leaving her , hopefully a lil breathless, and go back to my JD and book...

ghee said...

LOL,this is fun,Keshi! and yeah,i have someone that I`d love to kiss,but err,im a married woman and HE might be shocked(or pleased to the bone) if he would know that I have a desire for him,haha!

maybe,ill keep it a secret,and well hes no longer an active blogger anyway,but theres one new blogger that for me is soooooo kissable and romantic,but yeah,i shouldnt mention his name here coz he is also a married guy,haha!

funny,ive just posted today that I love passionate kissing rather than sex huh?ans its really true!!

Peter said...

Of course there are a number of nice blogger girls and ladies that I would like to kiss (you included of course), but at my fairly advanced age I may - unfortunatley - be considered to be "out fo the game" by most of you / them, so I believe I have to be reasonable, not trying to participate in this game, with regrets!

mutleythedog said...

First I would carefully remove my teeth and blow my nose. It is best to be careful. Then I would check my thong. After that I would pop to the loo - (now wash your hands). Then I would track her down - this is you obviously Keshi - and carefully stand next to you at the bar. Then when you went to eat an olive - or some such - Wham ! Blam! In I go..!!

I would take the obvious legal fall out as a small price to pay...*winks*

Fish said...

First of all, where is your story Keshi? Play by the rules....
Well, since this is your blog, and you are one of the most beautifull women in the Blog world, I too will fantasize about a kiss from you. Let see...

Its morning, the sun is just rising, and I enter a train on my way to....
I sit down, without looking who's sitting infront of me. But after a moment, something tells me, to move my eyes...and I see, you have also looked at me. As the eyes meet, we both stay on eachother for a second, than you look down instantly. As you do that, I know, you felt the same thing as I did. I can see, you still feel my look, and it seems you are starting to blush.
I try, but I just cant stay in my seat...I stand up, make one step, and find myself kneeling infront of you. I put my hands on yours, and you look at me...there is no surprize in your eyes...as if you knew I'd come closer...you bend towards me...we stop before our lips meet...so close, I can allmost feel you...your breath on my face...than we kiss...as if my lips would hug your upper lip...before the tip of my tongue touches yours...everytime the lips let go, another kiss follows...as if it will never end....
I open my eyes, and as I stand up, I can still feel your touch...even as I leave, I can still taste you...wondering...will I ever see you again

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Sweet Keshi,

God knows me, heart and soul.
Let the heaven and earth bear me witness today.

True love never lies.
The very day true love lies, true love dies.
It withers like the Persian Rose flower in a desert where there is no oasis.

The one and only blogger I want to kiss is my Aussie sweetheart.

I will look directly into her eyes, eyeball to ball, with my left fingers lifting up her chin and I will stroke her silky eyebrows with my right fingers as I seal her succulent red lips with my own brown lips for five minutes as I breathe slowly, and slowly smack her lips with my tongue and begin to French-kiss her deeply while stroking her ears with my eyes closed in rapture, until she says enough.

A French kiss can go deeper and last longer than sex.

A Frech kiss can give a woman orgasm.

I love you my Aussie sweetheart and I don't want to stop loving you.

Cheers and may God make this love last forever.

Asha said...

Happy Deepavali Kesh, enjoy the kiss!:))

Helen said...

Hawt song, I'm just loving it!!

I wrote an incredibly long story, and didn't want to kidnap your blog, so I guess you'll have to come over to see me to get my kisszophrenia!!!

Ghost Particle said...

Ok...you got to be kidding me. Come on! Who am I gonna list?! This is like...then you will have a million people to kiss you! Yes you. Coz i tink among all my bloggers, only you is d most kissable one. And yes, coz I know you wont wack the life out of me if I ever. So here goes.

|-----All my life I wanted to kiss her, not kiss her just like that, that which I do all the day and years. I wanted the timing to be perfect, the days to never change, the fog to stay forever. So I set this elaborate stunt, where I asked the sun not to rise past 8, the wind to blow slowly, and the fog to be...errm...well just be a fog. And the bird chirps, not many, but a few of them from time to time. And the breeze from the enchanted forest. And as the clock ticks towards 8, I wake Keshi..." Dear...it's time for work". And Keshi says "Shhhhhh...can we just sleep for an hour more, just like this, dont move an inch. We are in that perfect spot". "Are you sure your not awake luv?" I asked. To which Keshi says" I'm pretending you dummy. And I laugh that nerd laugh. And run my fingers through her silky hair and say "Yes, lets be like this for eternity.". And She gives a peck on the cheek...and I reply with a slow kiss starting with the edge of that lucious lips, and she just hugs me closer and we kiss for eternity. Slowly, letting the breeze freeze some part of the lips and we warm it up again, and the sun just hangs there with its thin swords aimed at us, just warming her face, and mine. And the fog...just being a fog.----|

Howz Zat? It's weird uh?

KAYLEE said...

DOes anuj count? He already knows it but,him.How?ID JUST GRAB HIM AND KISS HIM!

btw can i email u?I need to tell you somethingg that i dont wanna say here!

//Kayls I do hv tears for ya..everyday...

Sometimes I wonder what God is really upto! does He ever do anything. yeah im angry with Him.//

Awww I am so happy now :)

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

I started reading this post quickly, and then I stopped.

OMG!! Keshi's coming out the closet, and with Amy too!!!

LOL

I'm not going to say who I want to kiss in your group of readers. Cause I don't know them, and I'm not the type to kiss and tell.
LOL

Although the iceman looks good, I would likely get the cold shoulder.

I like to be kissed starting with my toes and working up to my lips, with a few stops along the way.

LOL

I would at this point write 'hugs' but I go for guys only.

So Bye Bi-Keshi

LOL

Bev

Keshi said...

aww Southy I feel privileged to be in ur Kiss list of just 2 WOW! ;-)

Uttsy has to be there! ***rolling eyes***

LOL where is she btw? u should call her to read this comment of ur's...she'll faint on the spot.


**there wud be nothing like paying a visit to her cabin quitely while she is busy working, hold her passionately from behind, kiss the back of her shoulder and neck

thats so HOT! I like to kiss someone when he's doing some serious work..to catch him by surprise. good one Southy! Im sure Uttsy will be in a coma for few days but u can kiss her again to bring her bak LOL!



**kinky&krazy Keshaaayy

haha love that nic!


**keshi half-lying on my chest and me wrapping my arms ard her upperwaist playing the tunes of once upon a time in mexico on my guitar...:

the perfect setting WOW Southy!



** lift u upwards and kiss ur beautifull lips and carass them with my lips and tongue like one does to a rose petal

~~keshi passes out in shock~~


LOL that was too good Southy! ty soooo very much..cos u know I like tongue exercises waaaay too much haha! ;-)

wut r ya? Some Love God from planet LOVE?




Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Lee hows it goin?

**there is no way on this earth that I would reveal which bloggers I'd want to kiss

LOL so u hv quite a long Blogger list ha? Secret pretty much revealed babeh...haha!


No worries Lee! ty for atleast saying u do wanna kiss few bloggers ;-)

MWAH!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Shionge HAPPY DEEPAVALI to u too sweetz and TY!



**there's a big 'laundry' list of pple I wanna kiss

haha cute! Im glad there's alot of LOVE in Blogville and not hatred.


MWAH!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Menchie awww...no probs. I u'stand ur hubby mite go bonkers if u kiss a guy here LOL!


** it'll be like the Brad and Angelina kissing scene in Mr and Mrs Smith. Desperate and hot with no preliminaries!

haha very cute! I hv kissed Gerard...in my dreams that is!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Tys tnxx for being a sport n taking part in this post.


**it will definitly hve to be mads of http://lifefortruth.blogspot.com/


aww...I checked her blog out...seems like a great gal.



** I wud probably pull her to me when shes busy doing something else, turn her to face me and kiss her gently on her lips and linger there for sometime, while holding her close to me...

there's something abt kissing someone spontaneously w.o. notice...its more exciting isnt it. that was so romantic TY!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Ghee ty!


**yeah,i have someone that I`d love to kiss,but err,im a married woman and HE might be shocked(or pleased to the bone)

awwww...ur married but that doesnt mean a kiss is being slutty? besides this is only a cyber-kiss. well, Im sure he'll be thrilled LOL!



**but theres one new blogger that for me is soooooo kissable and romantic,but yeah,i shouldnt mention his name here coz he is also a married guy

ROFL Ghee I see a pattern now!


Being married seems to make ppl feel awkward in expressing their true feelings. I know that committment is a big thing but this is just for fun babez :) so kiss him! MWAH! ;-)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Peter no no no nooooo..age has nothing to do with this game ok. Its only a kiss :) so yeah MWAH!
;-)

And ty for mentioning my name in ur list too...thats so darn sweet and I feel privileged!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Mutley wut was that abt LOL! Was it a kiss u were giving or were u playing hide n seek? haha cute!


**First I would carefully remove my teeth and blow my nose

? why may I ask? LOL!



** Then when you went to eat an olive - or some such - Wham ! Blam

awww hahaha so darn cute!


ty Mutley!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Fish ty for being here!

**First of all, where is your story Keshi?

I told u na that I'd be posting my answer with the winners post - thats part of the prize btw. Read the post's first half Fish :)


aww u chose me...ty! Im going all blushy now hehehe...


wow a train encounter...gorgeous setting!


**I put my hands on yours, and you look at me...there is no surprize in your eyes.

beautiful!



**everytime the lips let go, another kiss follows...as if it will never end....


ok Keshi faints here...lol so darn sexy!


That was beautiful Fish! ur not only a great kisser, ur a good writer too. Im impressed! Most of my mates here seem to be TOP kissers!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ori hey HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

U r so sweet..u linked my blog too...hehehe that was very cute!


**and slowly smack her lips with my tongue and begin to French-kiss her deeply while stroking her ears with my eyes closed in rapture, until she says enough.

whoaaaaaaaaa smokin HOT! U Ori seems like the BEST kisser ard ha! That was very well-written too.


I think I need a cold shower now...from all the HOT kisses here hahaha!


ty Ori!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Asha I got so many HOT kisses from Iceman, Southy, Fish, Ori etc etc etc etc I think I need to be hospitalised now..cos they were too good!


Happy Diwali to u too hun n TY!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Helen babez Im glad u like the song. This is a Turkish song and I love the singer too - HUNK SPUNK WUT A TRUNK ;-) LOL!


o no I want ur STORY right here missy! It doesnt matter how long it is..u know I love long anything LOL! So bring it on babez.


I will also come to ur blog to read it. tnxx hun MWAH!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ghosty u wanna kiss me? awwwwwww....u r so sweet! ty for choosing me...I feel so loved...that is, in a very long time.


The setting is perfect...we r already in bed..great LOL! :)


I love the way u described it...u write so well Ghotsy...all the minor details too..so beautifully expressed.


**And She gives a peck on the cheek...and I reply with a slow kiss starting with the edge of that lucious lips, and she just hugs me closer and we kiss for eternity

Just simple n beautiful! LOVED IT.

u guys r great kissers man...why r u all living so far away :):)


ty Ghosty that was excellent and MWAH!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Kaylz lol I was thinking of telling u to kiss Anuj when I wrote this post! And u did even w.o. me telling ya WOOHOO!


**ID JUST GRAB HIM AND KISS HIM!

aww how sweet is that! So much affection. U r such a darling Kaylz.


yeah email me...u ok?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bev u bad girl LOL! Im not a les ok hahahaha!


**Keshi's coming out the closet, and with Amy too!!!

that was en example for the guys hahahahaha!


ok I mite smother u with my les kiss then..MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEV!

lolz!



**Although the iceman looks good, I would likely get the cold shoulder.


whoaaa Iceman u hv a hot Canadian chick waiting to kiss ya! wake up man. Now he's gonna drop me off the bike and get u on..great LOL!


**I like to be kissed starting with my toes and working up to my lips, with a few stops along the way.

wow ur a hottie! can I ask where those stops r? LOL! wut if there's traffic? haha!



**I would at this point write 'hugs' but I go for guys only.


haha!


***licks Bev all over*** Stop teasing me biatch or I'll molest ya! LOL!



Keshi.

Jim said...

The dangers of blogging

It was a little creepy when he first asked me where I lived in an email. I started vague and finally ended with the city, after all I wasn't using my REAL name online.

Then I was freaked out when he said he lived about an hour away and could we meet for a drink. I was concerned for days, unable to write.

Keshi said...

Jim when u copy other ppl's comments, cud u tell atleast tell us where u got that from!

Im bloody confused with ur comment.


Keshi.

Peter said...

Thanks for your comforting comment to my comment! So here you get a big "puss" (the Swedish word for it)!!

Keshi said...

Peter ty ****PUSSSSS****

;-)


Keshi.

Helen said...

Awww, Keshi, I had it here, but it was so super long, and since I didn't know all the bloggers that read you...it just kind of morphed. I'm sorry. (hangs head) It was your idea and a hot, fun one too, I didn't mean to take your idea away from your blog. Ok, here it is, loves you baby!!!:

Ok, I'm at a dance club in cyberspace all the girls look hot in fabrics of all textures, tones and colors and all the boys look hot (b/c they're dancing and it's just hot, hahaha). I'm dancing at the edge of a large group of girls and of course one 'accepted' hottie gets to bump and grind his way to the middle of the pack every now and then.

"Keshi! I'm going to grab another martini" I yell holding up my empty glass "can I bring you anything?"

"Nah," Keshi yells "Dancing's more fun!"

I roll my eyes and laugh "'kay then" and I KISS Keshi "By girls!" I AIRKISS the group in general and leave to the melodic 'byes' and giggles of girls having fun.

I wave and blow KISSES to Steph who is sitting in a large crowd of young men all tossling and bumping elbows to get her attention and listen to her story. Three have colorful martinis for her to quench her thirst, one is holding a cloth to a scraped and bruised knee, one is holding her bare foot like it will corrupt if it comes in contact with the floor, and one is cobbling the heel back on her black Martini Osvaldo.

I have to maneuver carefully up to the bar and I bump into Phish on her way, too. We both laugh and KISS, and she tells me about the "one she shouldn't have" I nod sympathetically, and she grabs my arm and says "OMG, there he is how do I look?" "Like a Tiger" I say, "Go get him"

I look around and see Guilty and Baddie KISSING at the edge of the crowd, and Scorpy extracting himself from the KISSES and CARESSES of a very drunk brunette. "Stalker" he mouths and points at the girl who looks around blearily for our handsome sailor.

The music is still thumping by the time I make my way up to the bar, and I see one of the bartenders is a man, so I lean--just a little--over the rail. Crushed is standing at the bar, holding a pint of beer, talking to a small crowd and gesturing with an unlit cigarette. He waves and we blow airKISSES. Mutley is at the edge of the bar eating a bowl of cherries and trying to charm the little blonde bartender at his end. I notice his lime-green undershorts are showing through the fly of his pants, and make a grand show of KISSING him and tell him to check his zipper.

George comes up beside me "Hey beautiful" he puts his arm around my waist and KISSES me and gestures to the bartender "put her drink on my tab" I thank him and we chat until he touches my elbow "I better go rescue Spiky from that lecherous dolt on the dancefloor"
I laugh "Ok, give Spiky a KISS for me!"

I see Saby looking surly at Keshi dancing with her friend and stand next to him "Why does she dance like that? Why does she act so foolish? Why is she not looking over here? Those boys don't even know how smart she is, why are they trying to dance with her?"

I touch his shoulder "Saby, you know you want to get out there and dance and act silly, so just do it, but don't knock Keshi." He KISSES the back of my hand and grooves his way on the dancefloor.

Then THE BLOGGER walks in. I've been reading their blog and they've been reading mine for quite some time. I back up trying to blend into the wall, but bump into a low table and fall backwards into Stan's lap spilling my martini down the front of my blouse. "Well, if I knew drinking in dark corners would have beautiful, wet, blondes falling in my lap I would have engaged in this activity years ago." I scramble to get my legs under me and slip even less delicately between his knees. "Careful, there, princess, you're not planning on KISSING the Captain now are you?"

"Help me up," I growl and Stan laughs and picks me up.

"You better go get cleaned up, I'll get you another dirty martini...it was worth it to cop a feel." Stan said leading me back toward the ladies room. I get in line behind Marlayna who is sipping red wine "Oh, hey!" she says "I've got a million and one things on my mind, I shouldn't even be here tonight"

"Oh my god, M, that exec that I know who is looking for a writer and researcher for his morning show is here! He's at the bar and is in a really good mood, you should totally talk to him!"

"I could totally KISS you right now!" M squeals as she pushes her wine glass in my hand and rushes out of the room. I nod at Kitty who is sitting on the edge of the sink KISSING a pair of giggly Japanese twins, and I pluck at my blouse in the mirror and finally pull it off and wash it in the sink. Those blue-cheese stuffed olives can stain a white blouse! I'm drying it at the hand-dryer and admiring my French lace bra. Miss Smack walks in just then "Oooh, hey, nice bra" She runs her fingertips across the lace. "Thanks" I say as I pull my blouse back on "You just missed M"

"Oh damn, I was going to tell her that her VPL looked hot, I saw her earlier on the dance floor" Smack checked her lipstick. "I'm totally hot for that deejay that's out there, what do you think my chances for hooking up with him are?"

"Pffftt" I say "Whatever you set, baby, I saw him checking out the Boob lady when she was dancing, so we know he's a breast man. Use your assets."

Smack laughed and pulled her shirt lower to expose a bit more cleavage. "Nice" I say and laughed as I KISSED her "See you, Smack" "Cheers, baby" she said.

When I left the ladies room, Stan (and my drink) were nowhere to be seen, so I found Pru at the bar and ordered another martini. Pru was looking at the flat screens behind the deejay and sipping an aqua velva cocktail through a straw "They really should legalize absinthe in this space, I mean for fucks sake, it's a person's right to drink whatever they want...do you think I dance better than Brittania? well, fuck that, I know I do, but what I mean is can you tell despite the clever photography angles that they have to use for her that I'm still the better dancer?"

I look up at the screens too and see that indeed it is Pru and Britannia at opposing poles on the screen and in holographic form dancing and gyrating behind and with the deejay.

"Oh wow, oh totally, Pru, she looks like a trampy Miss Piggy or Porky Pig's girlfriend."

Pru looks at me "I know" her lips were the blue of a hyperlink, and cold as sin, but I didn't flinch when she laid a cool wet KISS on my lips. I shrug, getting smashed with Pru after-hours is fun in my world, so I hiked up my skirt and clamber onto the bar stool next to her. "The show is just starting" she says and orders us shots of Jager.

I didn't even know there was a show tonight, but I throw back my shots and clap wildly when the deejay ends his set and grabs a microphone. A pink spotlight falls on him and he adjusts his captains hat. I grab Pru's arm "I didn't know HE was running the show tonight." She holds her shot glass delicately, quirks an eyebrow, and said "He's not running it, baby, he IS the show tonight" and throws back the Jager.

Captain Smack flirts and cajoles with a large group of women at the front of the stage a large-cupped silver bra flies in front of him and he holds it to his nose before slinging it over his shoulder. I see Betty holding her "girls" up with her hands and laugh.

All of a sudden, just as the show was starting, the room started spinning and all the nerve endings at the tips of my fingers, my toes, my nipples, and ears were ALIVE. I knew I had to get out of there FAST. I blabbered something to Pru and made my way to the door and outside, fumbling in my purse for my phone to call a cab.

Someone grabs my elbow and steadies my walk. I look up to see Bumble. "Yeah, yeah, it's cause I'm a nice guy" he says as I stumble at the curb trying to throw my arms gratefully around his neck.

"Aren't you having a good time tonight?" I ask.

He looks at me. "do you see that mountain?"

I pointed "That one"

"Yes," he said and grabbed my hand and KISSED my fingertips. "I'm going to climb that mountain tomorrow."

When the cab pulled up, he tucked me in the back, paid my fare and sent me on my way. I turned around and he was standing in the lamp-glow looking at the cab. Then he looked up at the mountain.

I crawled in bed next to Mr. H when I got home and KISSED the top of his head. "Have fun?" he murmured sleepily.

"Oh yeah." I said "I made out with half the crowd there, had wild sex in the bathroom, and a threesome in the parking lot."

"That's good, baby" he said and draped an arm across my bare back before slipping back into deep slumber...




THE END

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Keshur u gettin all the attention n kisses here babeh :P ... can i fantasize a lesbo kiss too? ;p ;p c'mon allow me that ... its just a "virtual" kiss afterall lol

Jim said...

http://smutandthedirtygirl.blogspot.com/2007/10/dangers-of-blogging.html

Keshi said...

TY Helen!

I was just gonna copy paste it here cos I want u to be in the competition...cos THAT WAS HOT!


**It was your idea and a hot, fun one too, I didn't mean to take your idea away from your blog.

heyyy no worries at all! Take anything u want from here sweetz. I hv no probs at all.


HUGGGGGGGGGGZ n tnxx again, that was a GREAT post!


keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Cheesy hahaha!

** can i fantasize a lesbo kiss too?

no worries...go for it. I'll be Madge n u be Britney..LOL!

oooops u said for me to delete ur other comment rite..lol I will now. SORRY!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Jim will check it out soon.

btw read Helen's comment/blog...she's written a fantastic reply to this post. And ur in it too.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim I went to her blog n read that post...n commented too. I ask u too, so what was the DANGER? They were 2 consenting adults (bloggers) who had sex...that has nothing to do with danger or blogging.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

I can feel alot of my regular readers hesitating to comment on this post..LOL Im so frivolously provocative.

Keshi.

Jim said...

u have come a long way Keshi
that was a porn blog u commented on


hehehehehehehehe

Keshi said...

Jim u gave me the link to that post abt Dangers of blogging..I didnt search for it.

Besides that post wasnt porny to me...duh!

Keshi.

Jim said...

HAHAHAHAHA
go back and read her other posts

Keshi said...

nah I wont...cos I dun quite u'stand the associations between her titles and her posts.

Dangers of blogging? I think not. Cos that was CONSENSUAL SEX. When u title a post, it better hv the correct meaning to the post. That one gave the wrong impression abt blogging.

Keshi.

Jim said...

u have been taken fOr a ride
HAHAHAHAHAHA

NOW ALL HER VISITORS WILL VISIT U too
hehehehehehe

but u gott moderator mom
no worries

Keshi said...

Jim I dun find anything funny abt it neither do I think I hv been taken for a ride. For godssakes it's a blog post and I commented. Whats so funny abt it? duh ur dumb.

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

She is down with 102 temperature since last evening, wish her a quick recovery...btw she has read this comment and i hv already received my telephonic muuuuaaaaah in return...:))

Ahem ahem and i m glad u loved that...:)Now whom did u wanted to kiss and how?:)

Jim said...

I can feel alot of my regular readers hesitating to comment on this


u r right
your indian fans are giving u the distance

suddenly u have become CHILD OF GOD
as Gandhiji said it

Keshi said...

hey Southy wuts wrong with Uttsy? Just the flu?

My ans will be given in the Winners' post ;-) soon.

ty Southy!


-----------------------------------


hey Jim!

**suddenly u have become CHILD OF GOD
as Gandhiji said it


wut??



keshi.

Keshi said...

BAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAA my Indian friends dun like me anymoe!

:*( :*( :*(


::runs off sobbing deafeningly::


Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

yeah, she has gone way too careless abt her health...

Jim said...

never mind
who needs dem

WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD
of the brave and the fearless and the honest

forget about your ratings
u need QUALITY not QUANTITY

i been there too
even the annony mouses dont visit no more

KAYLEE said...

//...u ok?//

No keshi am not I will email you now.

Keshi said...

Southy I hope she gets better soon...

is she overworking these days?

-----------------------------------


ty Jim!


**u need QUALITY not QUANTITY


I agree :)


I mean alot of ppl Im sure hv crushes on their blog-mates..but most dun wanna admit it and fear letting those feeling out...

wuts a kiss anyways...no big deal ha. MWAH!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Kaylz Im waiting for ur email..tc hun!

Keshi.

Steph said...

I can't tell you who I want to kiss, my boyfriend might find out :P

Ghost Particle said...

ur Indian friends dont love u anymore?

Southpaw unplugged said...

yep thats the basic problem...
but thankfully she is okay, just spoke to her 2 mins back...:)

Keshi said...

Stepher its ok hun..I dun wanna break up any r'ships :) TC n ty!



-----------------------------------


Ghosty I just sensed it..cos my regular Indian readers arent even commenting on this one, except for few brave ones like u and Southy ofcourse.

:) tnxx guys!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Glad to hear that Southy tnxx!


Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

DID YOU GET IT?

KAYLEE said...

:::::::Cries softly:::

George said...

baby ... go read Helen's post today (that's today here, not there) it's quite amazing by an amazing lady

Keshi said...

Kaylz I got it...now why r u crying? I told ya na that u hv me...and I think of u and pray for ya EVERY single day? so hush now and HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

***sends angel blessings to Kayls along with some pretty silver fairy dust***


:)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

George I did! :) Isnt she the BEST!

Keshi.

Jim said...

Kaylee
Stop being a baby, baby

KAYLEE said...

//now why r u crying?//

Because to be honest with you that is what I do most days.At least once a day.IT JUST HELPS ME NOT WANT TO MAKE CHOICES i WILL REGRET!

Southpaw unplugged said...

my regular Indian readers arent even commenting on this one, ***Pretty surprising, anyway another flying kiss for the morning...muuuuaaaaahhh....:)

uttara said...

hey sweety piesss 1st of all a tighttttttttttttttt hugg to u .. n soorry for not being regular here !

now i roll my eyes on the sizzling topic.. and someones answer ahem ahem Lover boy!

i actually skipped a heartbeat when i read that.. lol
if he said further i'm sure i would have fainted :D :D :D
"BLUSSSSSHHHH"
MY MY u r one heck of a romantic guy !!


**LOL did ya hv abt 69? :)

u want to give me a heart attack?? lol

**i meet her i always greet her with a spank on her beautifull ass...:)

when did u miss it?? lol u NEVA!! :p

now coming to ur romantic scene .... ahem ahem

my work "sigh.. don't even ask what i go thru everyday...:P

aur iske bechmain if you give me a this kind of treatment.. WTH come and join my firm ..:D



***hold her passionately from behind, kiss the back of her shoulder and neck and then turn her face sideways gentlely holding her neck and the lower half of the face and kiss her beautifull lips long and passionately....phew!!!


*BLUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* am all pinkkkk here
u r a kisser of the first order...
lemme do the honour of kissing u back mr Lover boy :D
:p

i turn my face sideways.. kiss u passionately... stand up n hold u tighttt by ur neck n then squeeeze ur butt, then make u sit on the couch n sit on ur lap sideways n kiss ur soft lips like a hungry bitch n caressing u all over.. ahem ahem...

"blushhhhhhhhhhh"

uttara said...

raj n keshi...

thanx both ..i'm feeling much better now... the fever has reduced..

keshi i was working yest with this damn fever having medicines but still working :(

Keshi said...

Jim stop being such a bully, bully...


-----------------------------------

Kaylz dun tell me that ur thinking of killing urself? Listen to me babez...we all hv our TOUGH probs in life. Im glad u express it in blogs...atleast that way u can vent it all out...but plz plzzz, never think og giving up OK??? NEVER. Stay strong somehow...u will find it in ya that u hv that STRENGTH..only if u live to find it.


HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ! I think by now i hv smothered u with so many hugs, enough to make u cry LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Kayls is that why ur crying? :)

ok

***De-hugs Kaylz***

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

gee wow me getting kisses from a spunk...I wont complain.

MUUUUUUUUUAAAAHHHHHHHH SOUTHY! ;-)



Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

LOL HAHAHAHA YOU CANT HUG ME ENOUGH:)


ANYWAYS,no that is not at all what I meant.I AM NOT GUNNA DO THAT :)

Southpaw unplugged said...

That was pretty haawwwwttt...:)

Keshi said...

hey Uttsy HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ! Im so glad to see u here :) And Im glad ur OK. Plz TC of urself tho. who making u work so much? Ask u boss to go fly a kite. LOL!



**LOL did ya hv abt 69?

that was my qn to Southy lol! Cos rem he has a 69-long list of ex-GFs :)



** actually skipped a heartbeat when i read that

is that why u hv FEVER now? LOL Uttsy! I even told Raj that u will be in a coma soon.



**squeeeze ur butt, then make u sit on the couch n sit on ur lap sideways n kiss ur soft lips like a hungry bitch n caressing u all over

LOL love it! Especially the hungry biatch part.


ty babez MWAHHHHHHHHH! thats my les Pash for ya LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Im glad to hear that Kaylz.

So wut r the wrong choices u thought u wud be making?




-----------------------------------

Wasnt Uttsy being too hot there Southy whoaaaaaaa!



Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

Wow look at that....the hotttt apple butt is here finally...:P

muuuuaaaaaah, i m so glad u turned out such a great student...:P Now just wait lemme come there this time ard, u'll get a lot more than just spanks on ur beautifull ass...:D

Southpaw unplugged said...

Oh yeah she is one hawwwttt dish...:P

Keshi said...

lolz @Hot apple!

:)

Keshi.

Jim said...

Kisses sure are flying around
but i aint getting any

sob, sob

Keshi said...

Jim u need specs...hv a look at my comment to ya above.

Keshi.

uttara said...

Keshi...
HUGGGGZ ty keshi..:)

*Ask u boss to go fly a kite. LOL!
hehehhe i wish i cud do that.. one shouldnt be a performer.. coz the boss expects tooooooo much out of u then.. :(


***that was my qn to Southy lol! Cos rem he has a 69-long list of ex-GFs :)
for a second i thought abt 69 posture.. lolllllllll


***is that why u hv FEVER now? LOL Uttsy! I even told Raj that u will be in a coma soon.


now i know y i had fever..lol u r right.. hehehhehe


***LOL love it! Especially the hungry biatch part.

u donno how bitchy i cud get hehehheheh

***ty babez MWAHHHHHHHHH! thats my les Pash for ya LOL!

lol u lessy sissy girll MUUAAAAAHHHH

raffi said...

the only blogger i'd ever consider kissing is myself. but, of course, if i had the chance, i would not hesitate to share a precious moment with our very own keshi.

and now to get to the point with most left to the imagination.

keshi and i would meet up. our chemistry from the start would be overwhelming. our desire to get to know each other would be insatiable. we'd walk and talk and talk and walk. like adult children we'd laugh and smile, all the while becoming more connected on an indescribable and undefinable level. we'd go to a record store and listen to a song together. the song being just right in describing our thoughts. our intense affinity for each other made our hearts race. we liked each other and wanted to touch each other. but we wouldn't. we'd feel scared and exhilarated all at the same time. we'd continue to walk, talk, and explore. as we stood next to each other watching the waves, the sun would be swallowed up by the ocean. the golden-red hues of the sky would highlight our faces as we looked at each other. our eyes would lock and nothing else mattered at that moment. the fear was gone, and only passion remained. we'd slowly move closer to each other, our eyes would not stray. as our lips were about to meet, we stopped and looked at each other deeply. we closed our eyes and softly our lips touched. heaven, pure heaven. we pull back and open our eyes. our bodies feel magnetized to one another. we put our arms around each other and move in closer. the kiss that follows can only be described as something that transcends explanation. all that needs to be known is the passion of that very kiss could cause the sun to rise right out of the ocean which swallowed it.

ahhhh, now i sound so gay. thanks keshi :)

Jim said...

kiss me Kaylee
pleeezzzz

Keshi said...

Uttsy show ur boss that ur good but u hv a temper too. Then he'll fear for his life n wont bother ya.


**position 69

lolz!


me lessy in front of hotties like u..LOL!

**HUGS**



Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

Oh yeah hot apple...one just needs to consume it with some cinnamon sticks n black rum...:D wheewwww!!! its burning its burning out here....:))

uttara said...

muaaaah @ lover boy :p

***Wow look at that....the hotttt apple butt is here finally...:P

wanna eat it?? lol tell tell hehehhe

***muuuuaaaaaah, i m so glad u turned out such a great student...:P

sab aapki krupa hai guruji..lol
muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah as guru dakshina ..lol

***Now just wait lemme come there this time ard, u'll get a lot more than just spanks on ur beautifull ass...:D

oh reallyyy??? Uttsyyy waiting.. n dreamingggggg ...lol

u knw u r one hottiiee?? hehehhe "blushhh"

AmitL said...

Hi,Kisshy,err,Keshi..:)I bet the answers from people to this post are going to create a lot of chaos...from jealous BF/GF/hubbies/wives..hehe.

Now,I wouldn't really like to enter into any controversy by preferring some bloggers over others..hehe..but,here's how a conversation would go:

Me: Hi,blogger..
Blogger: Hi,there.
Me: May I KISS?
Blogger:(puckers up lips and closes eyes): Mmmmm..
Me: (confused)..huh?
Blogger: Mmmmm.
Me: *snaps fingers*- wake up,what's wrong?
Blogger: You said you wanted to kiss.
Me: I did? Oh,you mean KISS..nooo,I just wanted to ask you 'May I 'Keep It Simple,Soulmate'
Blogger:errrr.
Me: But,since you ARE expecting a kiss,here goes.*pulls her close,holds her in a bearlike grip and goes*smoooooochh*for five minutes.(??)

One guess allowed,Keshi,for who that blogger is!

What happens next?Might be a good idea for a separate post.haha.

Cheers!

Southpaw unplugged said...

My word!!! someone's thinking abt 69!!!wheewww...

Keshi said...

Raffiiiiiii I had tears in my eyes as I read that! THAT WAS BRILLIANT! I didnt know u cud write so well??? WOW! Im stoked...traumatised by the beauty n elegance of what u just wrote.


And that song is AMAZING! the innocent emotions r so evident in their faces...so beautiful...so real..so rare.


ty so much n MWAH! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Southy n Uttsy its getting HOT in here!


Keshi.

Jim said...

Kaylee is one
the other is Helen


i better run now
or george will hit me on my kisser

Keshi said...

lolz Amit ty that was FUNNNNAAAY!


**'May I 'Keep It Simple,Soulmate'

haha u jerk ;-)


I can guess who that is....ME me me mememe?? me greedy for kisses from Amit...:)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Southy yeah look at her ha!

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

@Keshi
Oh yeah i already said its burningggg here...:)

@Uttara
That was a pretty good gurudakshina...:P

Keshi said...

hey Jim awww :)

**Kaylee is one
the other is Helen


they'll be thrilled!



**i better run now
or george will hit me on my kisser

why d u hv to run..its not like George can get to ur ass over the Internet is it?

:)


Keshi.

uttara said...

***Uttsy show ur boss that ur good but u hv a temper too. Then he'll fear for his life n wont bother ya.

hmmm i wish if it cud work that way :) :p


***me lessy in front of hotties like u..LOL!

**HUGS backkk**
:p

Keshi said...

Southy its burning here cos the Love Guru is here n that u ;-)

I guess i need to dial 000 cos the fire alarm is going off LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

So much affection came out of this post...Im so happy that ppl love each other in Blogville...the lil crushes and innocent kisses..so sweet.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

HUGGGGGGGGGGGGS Uttsy!

I wanna kiss my colleague now LOL!

Keshi.

uttara said...

***Oh yeah hot apple...one just needs to consume it with some cinnamon sticks n black rum...:D wheewwww!!! its burning its burning out here....:))

u want me to make it hotter lover boy??

here i'm restricted to only kissing.. lol warnaaaaaaaa......


hehheheheheh

Keshi said...

lols Uttsy!


**here i'm restricted to only kissing.. lol warnaaaaaaaa......


I did restrict this post to ONLY kissing but I didnt restrict the places u cud kiss. LOL!



Keshi.

uttara said...

***My word!!! someone's thinking abt 69!!!wheewww...

next time keshi come up with something more sizzlier


:D :D :D

Keshi said...

I can..only thing is I'd then hv only 3 comments...u, raj n jim. LOL!

Keshi.

uttara said...

lol.. keshi u naughty girll.. the thing is i cant embaress raj u see..

i being a good girl u see :p

lol

muaahhh i gtg now have a diwali pooja in ofiice :)

BTW
HAPPY DIWALI TO U N UR FLY.. GOD BLESS U :)

RAJ U TOO

HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ

uttara said...

others r such an HYPOCRITES!!!

they give all the damn lecture to u do this n that n they just can't answer this simple question... lol

Southpaw unplugged said...

Hmmmmmmm...well keshayyy we can expect them to if they dont want to...anyway i surely enjoyed the topic after all it was my kinda post...:D

Keshi said...

hey Uttsy hv fun babez. HAPPY DIWALI to u and all ur work-mates! :)


**they give all the damn lecture to u do this n that n they just can't answer this simple question

aha! pathetic ha LOL!

btw dun forget to come n check my ANSWER and teh WINNERS tmrw.

see ya!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

oh yes Southy I agree...we cant force ppl to comment on something they dun wanna.

:) but Im glad u liked it and a few others here too.


tnxx!

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

Happy diwali baby...:) happy diwali to u and ur family keshaayyyy...:)

uttara said...

love u both buddies
hugggzzz

Southpaw unplugged said...

u r welcome babaayyy...:)

Jim said...

I have been working out of town all week long. I am finally on my way home to you. The anticipation of seeing, holding, smelling, touching, tasting, and making love to you, it is almost too much for me to handle.

My body quivers with desire every time I think of each memory you gave me through out the week. The thoughts of our week away from each other, and how hard you made it for me to stay away crosses my mind like a sweet dream.

A daydream, as I return to you my love.I remember how you teased me all week with text messages filled with sexual innuendo. The one time the boss was standing behind me when I read your text on my phone, PLEZ CUM TO ME!.

I could have sworn I heard your soft voice whisper these words in my ear as I read them. I blushed profusely as you know how much I LOVE it when you beg.You sent me sexy cell phone photos of yourself all week long as well.

Each one brought memories of you and I rushing into my mind. You were SO bad, but in SUCH a good way. Photos of the shower, the mirrored wall, the back seat of our car, the kitchen floor, all the places that you and I had made love and connected so deeply. Each time I closed my eyes all I could see was your perfect body wet in a steamy shower. Your long legs wrapped around my waist tightly as I press your sweaty body against the cool glass. You mounting me as I fill all of your warmth, with all of mine, and our eyes locked with such passion. I will never forget the 9 ½ Weeks moment, blindfolded tasting of foods, and each other. All the places we felt our love the strongest and connected in the deepest ways.Each time I felt the vibration in my pocket, I smiled, as I knew it was you. My work associates poked fun, rolled their eyes, and joked about paying to see some of the things you were sending me. They knew any price would be worth it based only on my reactions as I received each and every item from you each and every time. They did not understand that it was not just the item you sent, but also the memory and the meaning behind each one. They were only special between you and me, as it should be between lovers and friends.I could not wait to get to the hotel, to talk to you at the end of each day. I could not wait to hear your voice on the end of the line, and see your beautiful smile from the web-cam. I loved telling you about all the grief my co-works gave me each day.

The stories always made you laugh and, God, I love to hear you laugh. You always end a good laugh with a sexy kind of, hhuuummmmmmm and that smile of yours, oh how you glow. We would begin to flirt and talk about the memory behind the photo you sent, our time at that moment together. We talked every night on the phone before we lay down to rest our starving bodies. How I longed to have you close to me as we help each other release the tension, but only for the moment. Sleep would over take us and, I dreamed of you. The one who makes my heart whole.Finally, I arrive to our home after stopping only to freshen myself up. I do not know what to expect once I open the door, but I know it will be good. So, I collect myself, and open the door. I announce my arrival with our greeting Hola Mi Amor.



To be continued
An original written by Kim SSB

Keshi said...

ty Southy and Happy Diwali to u and Kavi!



-----------------------------------


Uttsy bring me bak some Diwali sweets...I love those Indian sweets!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim who's work is this and why is it in this post?

there better be a KISS somewhere there...


Keshi.

Silvara said...

Hehhe after my last post you know that it could either male or female ;)


If female - then it'd def be you baby :P

It'd be somewhere like when we'd be out shopping, and like the giggling girls we are, squish into the same change room to try on clothes. We'd pretend not to look while each was changing, but then our eyes would meet in the mirror, you'd turn around and then..... *MWAH*.


A guy....ohhh...I can't imagine kissing anyone else but my Evs :P

But Random Male Blogger - I'd kiss you if I could re-enact the scene from The O.C. on New Years Eve, but in reverse. Where the countdown has begun, you're all alone at the party, resigned that'll you'd have to kiss and stranger. I'm running up the stairs, trying to make it on time, and then just as the clock strikes 12, I burst through the door, gather you in my arms and smooch you as streamers fall all around us :D

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Sometimes when I think about kissing him, it's romantic, lingering, and sweet. Other times it is passionate and completely takes him by surprise. Who is it, you ask?

Well...I don't know if I can confess! ;)

Keshi said...

hey Silvara I love the honesty in ur last post. Ur a genuine soul.


**We'd pretend not to look while each was changing, but then our eyes would meet in the mirror, you'd turn around and then..... *MWAH*.


awwwwww how sweet is that? MWAHHHHHHH!


That was my very first les kiss btw LOL! hmmmm it really dont sound that bad at all ;-) Nuttin wrong in exploring ha?:)

ty baby! Wanna extend that PASH a lil longer and deeper? LOL!



I know u'd only kiss Evs...cmon! :)



**Random Male Blogger

is there such a blogger or did u just mean any male blogger?


**NYE scene

wow that sounds sooooooo very romantic! Good one there girl! I'd love someone to kiss me like that..... :(


ty n MWAHHHHHHHHH!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Outdoorsy mmm mmmm! Sounds VERY romantic...WOW!

Who cud be this lucky bloke? U dun hv to tell...:)


Im guessing someone..but I wont spill the name hehehe...


tnxx hun!


Keshi.

desperado said...

i seriously can never expect what i will find in this blog :P...thts why love this space so much :)

we haven't seen ur list as yet ;)

and yeah my dear a very very HAPPY DIWALI to you and your family...may this festival of lights bring all the joy and happiness to you....cause you just one beautiful girl...stay same..and stay happy...huggggz

La vida Loca said...

The only person I have wanted to kiss for the last 2 years is the hubby..was bf then :)
happy diwali and mmwah to u

Jim said...

the next part has plenty kisses

Jim said...

Cum Hither continued

The first breath I take as I enter our home is the sweet smell of you wearing my favorite perfume. I close my eyes and breath in the essence of you. I feel a warmth take over my body as I am bathed in your scent and electrified by your ora. My senses have never been so alive. Oh, how I have missed you my love.

As I open my eyes, I see a path of red and white rose peddles leading me into the kitchen. By candle light alone, I see that you have left me one of your stockings neatly placed atop a bottle of our favorite white wine, nicely chilled along with a vase of long stem red roses that I had sent you while I was away. I find a soft smile has arrived upon my face. As I step closer I see that you have left me a note as well which reads Cum hither. My body quakes as I feel your words in the heart of me. In my soul.

With great anticipation I toss your stocking over my shoulder, place the wine chiller under my arm, and a rose between my teeth. I begin to ascend the staircase to our room when I find your other stocking neatly placed on the banister. As I ascend, I grab the stocking and toss it over my shoulder as well.

Finally, I arrive at our bedroom door, and cooled my pace as I find you dressed in some of my business cloths lying on our bed looking at me in such a way I have never seen in you before. I was stopped dead in my tracks and my breath left me for a moment. Your eyes seemed to grab me and pull me toward you with no intent of letting me go. I stepped closer towards you as you invitingly reached out your hand.

I sat beside you on the bed and placed the wine on the floor, as you took the rose from my lips, our eyes locked with such intensity. As you reached, I caught your scent, and knew that you had relieved some tension before I arrived. Your eyes never softened, then a wild kind of smerk appeared as you reached for the stockings draped across my shoulder. I knew you were up to something new and I savored every moment.

Not one word spoken between us and yet we communicated so well. You placed your hand on my shoulder gently and slowly grasped the stockings allowing your nails to rake my shirt sending chills across my chest. Slowly you slide the stockings from my possession as I lean into you and you to me. We embrace as I softly kiss your neck, feeling the softness of your skin and the sweet aroma of your desire.

At first you seem to give in to me, suddenly you push me back. You softly touch my face and then begin to run your nails down my neck and begin to unknot my tie. My eyes begin to roam over your attire. How sexy you look in my collard shirt to large for your petit figure and yet just small enough to barely hide your secrets from full view. You pull the tie from my neck, again drawing me into you. We embrace again, this time with more vigor. I feel your breath in my ear and a slight moan of want slips from your lips as I feel all of you with all of me. We kiss and become lost in the feeling of each others body so close. Such intensity between us I bit your neck and you claw my back so hard I arch away from you. As I do you grab my shirt, and rip it open. Something within us both clicked, as we seemed to have transformed in to wild animals. We both stopped for a moment and looked at each other. Our mouths were open and breathing as if we were panting, tasting each others scent in the air, as the desire between us was never this thick. Both of us waiting for the other to make the next move.

Your control being stronger than my own, you look away and begin to unknot your own tie, moving off the bed and slowly to the end so that I could watch you undress. You remove the tie from around your neck, leaving it knotted, and placing it between your teeth, then began to slowly unbutton the shirt as you crawled onto the bed and on top of me. Your back arches as I touch your chest and lightly run my fingers between your breasts, your nipples hard and showing just slightly from behind the shirt, I so desired to remove from your body.

As I attempt to pull you to me, you push me down and pin me on the bed, holding my arms out to each side. You then tease me with your soft hair lightly touching my bare chest. This relaxes me for only a moment as my desire grows for you to the point of explosion. So, I try to bring my arms in around you once again, but you push me down with frustration. You now know that I am not going to behave.

You take the still knotted tie, place it around my wrist, and pull it tight. Then tie the other end to the headboard. I was completely consumed by your breasts so close to my face and the desire had consumed me to the point that I was completely unaware of your actions. You used the tie I had worn to capture my other arm, and the stockings restrained my legs. Your body never left mine as you placed your sweet, wet, secret so close to my face, and yet not allow me to taste. The teasing and tempting seemed so unbearable and yet the pleasure exhumed from each other was over whelming.

This newfound power and control turned you on as it did me being controlled by you my love. You continued teasing me as you placed your wet warmth on my exposed chest. You wanted me to see everything as you touched and caressed your body, as I wanted to so badly. Your warm honey dripping onto my flesh as you taughted and teased me. Rubbing your warm, wetness all over my chest. Then, finally, a taste of your sweet lips pressed to mine for only a moment. My face covered with you. I now began to beg you for sweet release.

You reached over to the side table drawer and brought out a straight razor, which you placed between your teeth. You took the razor in your hand and asked, Do you trust me? Wide-eyed and completely caught off guard said with great confidence, Yes my love. You then began to cut the cloths off my restrained body with great care. Dragging the razors cold blade sideways on my flesh, so that I could feel the scratch of the sharp edge. I am now completely open for you to do anything you wish, and you know it.

You reach into the wine chiller for some ice to further prolong my torture, or so I thought. You placed the ice into your mouth and bit it in two. You then leaned into me, kissed me, and slid one of the chunks into my mouth. This was refreshing and mixed with the sweet taste of your body released my tension as I felt our connection as it was before. You lay your now naked body atop mine as we are refreshed and enjoy the cool ice. You allow a cold drop to contact my flesh, which causes me to react, renewing your lust, and I feel your cold lips kiss my chest, your tongue runs down my stomach, and ventures to my warmth that is starved for your attention. I feel your tongue still cool from the ice and yet I am on fire with your movements, motions, and penetration.

Just before I reach climax you reposition yourself so that I might enjoy your fruit as well only intensifying my inner explosion, and feeding yours as well. I love it when we cum together. As do you. This has always been our goal when making love with each other.

Completely exhausted you come and lay beside me, your head on my chest, your warm body close, and your legs hugging one of mine. You nudge me as if to say, Hold me. I begin to laugh uncontrollably. You look up at me, and realize, that I am still tied up, and begin to laugh with me. You come to me and we kiss. Almost in unison we say, I love you so very much, and I have missed you so. You grasp the razor again and cut my restraints to set me free. As your cutting the last restraint, I grab you and whisper in your ear, Now its your turn mi amor.

Cum hither.
An original written by SSB

Jim said...

Woooo Hoooo
SOUTHY kissed me

it was only a happy diwali kiss UTSY

Keshi said...

Jim..

**You then began to cut the cloths off my restrained body with great care.

why does he hv to use a razor to cut her clothes? Doesnt she hv buttons or a zipper in her top? LOL!


Keshi.

CM-Chap said...

Keshi... This is unfair... Blogspace is not enough to list the number of ppl I wanna kiss.

Ho u knw who tops the list... offcourse youuuuuuuuuuu.........

Ho..I'm not going to describe it here, u knw why... then if u read it u will not have the same charm and feel when it happens... LOL... :-)

Reply to ur comment in my blog: Ha ha... Thanks for ebelivg I'm just 18.... :-)

Keshi said...

Chap I top ur list? awwww Im so priviliged man..lol cos so many HOTTSTERS kissed me here already! And now u too? WOW :) I must form a Kissing queue lolz!



**then if u read it u will not have the same charm and feel when it happens

so when is that gonna happen btw? LOL!



Keshi.

CM-Chap said...

Ha ha.. Cheers keshi girl.. yes we r n same boat... After half a decade of wrkg as Software Engr... if I say I'm 18... I will be the only child labour in Indian IT industry.

Keshi said...

lolz!

I wanna write code to make me 18...we can do it together.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Dhruv HUGGGGGGGGZ! And same to ya!

I will give my ans in the next post, along with winners. :)

btw where is ur's? ;-)


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hehe LaVida good girl :)


ty!





Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

hemmm...theyre practising hypocritical conservationism....lol...i made that up. :P


And to everyone who wants to kiss keshi...GET IN LINE!

KMF said...

nice post

CM-Chap said...

Keshiiiiiiii.... so when is that gonna happen btw? LOL! - Very soon. My prj n Canada is getg over very soon. Next stop I'm gonna demand Australia... Ho do i hv to say what for? Its offcourse for Kissing keshi project... LOL

Hmm yah we shd write code for it... atleast lets write one code for ourselves instead of some customer.

Keshi said...

hey Ghosty!

**theyre practising hypocritical conservationism

LOL yeah...

but some ppl maybe genuinely scared of confessing in a blog. This post does hv it's dangerous elements too...especially if ur not single. :)


but we r both single n we hv all the freedom ha WOOHOO!


**And to everyone who wants to kiss keshi...GET IN LINE!

LOL I was just telling Chap the same thing too...I better form a queue for all men who wanna kiss me..btw i had some women Pashing me too ooh lala! ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty KMF!


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Chap that Kissing Keshi Project sounds like a stressful project LOL!


btw r u serious abt Aus?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

omg I dun hv a tongue anymore LOL!

Keshi.

Jac said...

I am not going to fell in this trap until you paid off my debts.

lemonade said...

ha ha..this is easy cause my boyfriend finally has a blog!! (drknoe.blogspot.com)

well' i've always thought the solution for any relationship problem was to push ur boyfriend against a wall and kiss him hard! so thats what im gonna say!

super idea btw kesh!

Autumn Storm said...

Kesh, I would grab you and plant a smacker on both cheeks! That's my choice. :-D

Outdoorsy Girl said...

You think you could guess who I am thinking of? Really? LOL!

Heehee. This is fun. ;)

I can't wait to read your big confession!

Sweetstickychewy said...

LOL! Keshi!! how could be late for such a Kissalicious PoST! *smacks her head playfully:P*

***eg: Getting close to Amy's luscious lips, I smell her fragrant face...).

OOH lala..I shall not burp..Ahemz..:P Just messing around.;)

And :O choose a bloggeR? *faints..

All in the name of fun i choose Abhishek.hahaha..:P

Link:http://i-dea.blogspot.com/

Well what would i do to such a sweetheart? :P hahaha

Lets see...

I love savoury kisses. Where you explore the lips. Suck on it lightly. Do not give in entirely. Keep him wanting. Mess with his tongue teasing. And finally give it to him fully. I love kissing.

lol!! am not gonna go in details. but thats the kind of kiss probably. Unless its a first date. Than oops. I got to hold back the depths of it. hhehe..

I hope he does not kill me after reading this.

Hawt POST Darling!

Happy Diwali to you too!

KISSy!! MUACkalicious Winks!;) :*

lee said...

O.K., keshi, the best I will do is this: I will tell you how I'd like to be kissed -haha -I can't believe I'm telling you this -I would like to be kissed softly on the back of the neck...while I'm doing the dishes.That might not very romantic to many people, but I'm sure to house-wife-type people it sounds very romantic :) ;).

AmitL said...

Keshi,that reminds me of a joke:

Guy 1: (Comes to office with black eye)
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: It's your fault- your advise. My Girlfriend gave it to me.
Guy 2: Why?I just told you to kiss her when she least expected it.
Guy 1: Oops..my mistake..I thought you said 'where', not'when'.

AmitL said...

I just read your reply to my first comment...that's a nice,accurate guess!:):)

Keshi said...

Jac like WHICH debts? LOL!


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hey Lemonade lol ur lucky then! Cos ur BF is a blogger already :)


**the solution for any relationship problem was to push ur boyfriend against a wall and kiss him hard

so true! Glad u know my trick too LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Autumn!

** would grab you and plant a smacker on both cheeks

awwwwwwwwwwww how sweet is that!! So darn sweet!

***MWACKZZZ***

:)


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LOL Outdoorsy yes I think I can guess...but Im not sure either haha!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Amylicous MWAHHHHHHH! Finally the KISS goddess is here :) whoaaaaaaaa!


** *smacks her head playfully:P*

aww cute hehe..


Amy I'd love to kiss ur juicerlicious lips HAHAHAHAHA!



**Abhishek.

OMG he's gonna pass out into a coma! Cos this HOT girl is gonna smooch him wow! I better tell him soon. LOL!

Any particular reason u chose him Amy? lolz...ooh lala! ;-) k me just teasin ya hun...ignore me ok.


**I love savoury kisses. Where you explore the lips. Suck on it lightly. Do not give in entirely. Keep him wanting. Mess with his tongue teasing. And finally give it to him fully. I love kissing.

k I fainted reading that! I need abt 5 cold showers now LOL! DELICIOUS DESCRIPTION AMY! I mite try that one soon lolz!

jokes apart I love kissing too...especially the tongue's joys :)


he wont kill ya..he'll fly over to Singapore!

ty Amy MWAHHHHHHHHHH!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Lee hows u dahlin?


**I can't believe I'm telling you this

believe it baby cos ur in the most NOTORIOUS blog and thats Keshigirl's blog. LOL!



**I would like to be kissed softly on the back of the neck...while I'm doing the dishes.

OMG u hv no idea thats my fav setting too! I even said that to someone else in this comment section. Totally unexpected moments r so sexy.

ty for sharing that with us Lee! I hope I get kissed in a kitchen somehow some day LOL! cos its damn HOT!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL @joke Amit! hahaha! so WHERE did he kiss????


**that's a nice,accurate guess

awwwwwwww MWAHHHHHHH Amit! ;-)


Keshi.

CM-Chap said...

Ho yah... I'm serious abt Aus proj. Though I have to think abt it only after spending sometime in home. I miss home....

Kissing Keshi is a a lovely & enjoyable project. I'm gald I'm going to be the architect. prepare urself Keshi for the treat...

Sweetstickychewy said...

lol!! hey Keshi..your comment sent me cracking!! HAWTT!!:P


***Amy I'd love to kiss ur juicerlicious lips HAHAHAHAHA!

And you;ve got good pouty lips for a swing lady..:P:P Pouty lips are Greatttttt 4 kissing!! Major LEsbo heading your way!! LOL! U know i am kiddinG!!:P

***he wont kill ya..he'll fly over to Singapore!

lol...OOh lala.. HaHAHAHAHA! *faints CAtch mE! :P

U are awesome sweets!!

Rock on the tongue for a joyous ride!woot! woot!

jitendra said...

hmmmmmm

Southpaw unplugged said...

Where's ur list babayyy???

homo escapeons said...

Let's see..
It all starts off with a soul searching gaze into her eyes, soft as the first hint of dawn yet as direct and determined as a laser beam.

Then I would gently touch her cheeks...
as if I was cradling a baby bird that fallen from it's nest.

Gently, almost undetectably, I would slowly draw her beautiful face towards mine, like the moon being uncrontollably pulled by the Earth's gravity.

Now the event is in motion and the anticipation is almost unbearable.

As our faces near each other our eyes close simultaneously and all that is audible is the pounding of our hearts. We are synchronizing our bodies.

What seems like an eternity is suddenly erased as our moist trembling lips find each other.

Our breathless mouths find each other even with our eyes completely closed, as if everything in Life had all been adding up to this moment.

Our glistening lips are perfectly matched just as we had imagined..known from the first moment that we laid eyes upon each other.

Our kiss begins with a feathery glance that comes around for a firm pressing..exploring every sensitive marvelous inch of each other..
slowly at first..

slowly..

then as the gratifying sensations register in our dreamlike state my gentle cupping of her face gives way to my fingers slowly sliding down..

slowly..

softly almost imperceptibly coming to rest in the small of her back..
before slowly..
ever so slowly..

easing their way to the front as they begin their ascent to the Heavens above.

The first nudge of my tongue is met by an eagerness that cannot be resisted..

our tongues and mouths explode into a dance of delight like whirling dervish as they begin to spin around almost losing control..


Then the gawdamn phone will ring!

starry nights said...

I have to pick an imaginary blogger.I don't know if that counts but here I go.

We will meet under the star filled sky with the moon shining softly on his hair.I will first look into his eyes, ruffle his hair hold him tight.then I would start from his forehead, a peck on the nose tease him with my lips along his ears and whisper a few things in his ears.Then i would just brush my lips along his upper lip,then slowly brush it along his lower lip then I will kiss him passionately lips on lips with no space between them .Then just as he thinks i am going to french kiss him I will start all over again( Just to tease him) then I will give him the best kiss ever, something he will never forget.All he will ever think of would be my lips on his.

Beach Bum said...

There is a blog that I saw just once called "Tegulia Sunrise" and I think the lady that wrote it is called Susan. She posted her picture and beside you Keshi she had the most captivating face I ever saw. So her goes, my entry.

We entered the libary the same time. I held the door for her and let her go first, a brillant smile was my reward for a minor deed. A few hours passed by as we both strolled around the various bookshelves looking for something. Several times we caught each others eye we hold the gaze for a few seconds before someone or something would force us to break it. Finally while I was in the far corner of the fiction section she came toward me stopping a few feet away obiviously pretending to look for a book herself. I walked over, she turned and was standing just inches apart. No one was around and it was completely quiet. At the very same second we took each other in our arms and began to kiss. Her scent was intoxicating and the taste of her tongue has stayed with me even now. For several minutes we kissed only breaking apart for air. As best we could in a public place we touched each other wanting more but unable. Another person came into our little area and broke the spell, we continued to walk around trying to find other place to ourselves but could not. I looked away for a moment and she had somehow disappeared.

Keshi said...

good to know that Chap :)

tnxx!


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Amy I had my major lesbo moment just then...lol tnxxx! ;-)

hahahaa MWAHHHHHHHH babez!


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Jitterz obviously wont take part LOL!

awww....


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Southy I just posted it :)


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HE my my I passed out reading ur DELICIOUS entry! maaaaaaaaaan ur a great kisses!!

BUT..u didnt tell me who? :(


LOL @phone!


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Starry that was pretty hot WOW! I hv some sizzling ladies in here ;-)


U seem to be a terrific kisser! I love to kiss just like that...just the way u mentioned. Its amazing u said the same!


U didnt mention a name tho :( pity or else Amy's answer wud def be comepeting with ur answer! U were that good.


tnxx hun!

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Beach_bum ty for the complients! :) loved it. Wanna read Susan's blog if u dun mine...so plz leave me her blog addy. tnxx!


that was one hell of a kiss man! Did u ever do it in real? I'd love to :) Super HOT! I love those sneaky moments...the rush...the secretiveness of it all. Well done BB!

btw u didnt tell me WHO?




Keshi.

Keshi said...

TY ALL FOR THE LOVELY KISSES HERE!


Keshi.

homo escapeons said...

My good-lady-wife is only Gal in the Universe who I kiss like that..

otherwise it wouldn't be very special now would it?

Keshi said...

aww good on ya HE! I agree. But this was just for FUN...I said that in the post as well :)

Anyways tnxx mate! That kiss was very SPECIAL!

Keshi.

Pijush said...

HAHAHA.. nice one Keshi.. You are crazy..
I cant answer this one, you may say I am pretending to be nice, but you know I have someone in home :-)

Muhhhh.. :-)

Keshi said...

o I know Pij! :):)


Keshi.