WARNING: Long post ahead. Read it before the expiry date!
Boy o boy there were some haunting orgasmic screams from the dingy depths of the Love cemetery, in that last post! Thanks to all of you smart and witty readers of my blog *not to mention sex-starved beyond recognition* I laughed so much in the last 2 days reading all your clever comments! If you read some of the whacky and brilliant one-liners in the comment section of that last post, you'll know what I mean. Fossiled confessions of prehistoric sexual encounters that haunt you like ghosts from the B.C era can be a laughing matter if taken lightly and not grieved upon as a mutation of the LOVE gene *Libido is expired alright but I still love shoes!*. Cos there are so many of us suffering from that 'genetic' condition btw *you're so not alone..rolling eyes*. I guess that's cos Lust is cheap but Love is priceless *that's a leaf out of Keshi's Love Life which is now an Archaeological site btw*. And while Ki reckons it's been so long that she cannot even remember how/when her Virginity grew back, Div has even forgotten how to fake it *I don't even remember if there's anything called faking it*. And Hemz don't even remember who it was while Rakesh can't remember what LOVE is *is that what happens to 30+ folks?*. Margie on the other hand is busy making mashed potatoes & gravy thinking that's what it's all about *we understand that kinda memory loss, it's ok babygirl*. Deepz thinks missionary is catholic *and I suppose fellatio is an icecream?*. And Sawan don't even remember what he forgot while Mayz don't know anymore what it looks like down there *we girls have an upper section too don't we? can someone confirm that plz cos I can't remember*. So, it seems like many of us are living in the Ethiopia of Love, where sexual hunger rules and we don't even remember if certain bodily organs exist anymore! BUT, don't lose hope my fellow sensually-mutilating dinosaurs! Cos I came across sir Prabir who apparently gives LASTING lectures *with practicals I suppose* on this matter, and have offered to help those who can't get it up, oops I mean those who can't get it on *I suppose he meant the Condom here?*...Tarun now there's some 'condomiraculous' hope, just hang in there mate. So contact sir Prabir if you wanna check out from the museum of Love for good and get rid all those cobwebs on your body! *ewww*
The X Factor
Also, Phoenix (Raka) wants to know where on the INTERNET she could learn Tamil from. So if anyone here knows the answer, please let me/Raka know. Thanks in advance! And joyeux anniversaire Cess MWAH have a good one luv! Cess is a beautiful woman with a beautiful heart...and it's her birthday today. And on this post I wanna say this to her: May she never enter the prehistoric site that some of our love lives have now become!
And this weekend I have a massive b'day party *dress code: formal and with 100+ guests* to go to, and it's so darn hot here in Sydney. What do I wear?? A coconut-shell bra and a grass skirt? The heat is making me sick and I'm walking around as if I'm in a trance...I nearly flushed my keys in the toilet, for a micro-second I couldn't remember where my office was *that was done kinda intentionally*, I accidentally took my lunch to the loo, I feel my brain is melting like hot lava, I lost my sunnies only to be found in my own hands etc etc! Anyways, today's song is for the b'day gal Cess...enjoy it dahlin! Ciao babies have a good one!
Current Music: Dancing Queen by ABBA
63 Cranium Signets:
Hi Keshi
First image: OMG! Keshi! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF???!!!
LOL
Will read the post later--still busy.
Bev
I had promised God that I would break 1000 coconuts if i get this HOT opportunity. Lets hope the luck wud be with me the next time around :)
The best way to learn tamil is to watch tamil movies with subtitles thats how i learnt tamil. U will get lots of Mani Rathnam and Rajni DVD movies with subtitles.
Waiting for the joint post
Congrats to Chriz...I'll look forward to ur post together.
And happy b'day to Cess..
Have fun at the big b'day party on the weekend.
WOW!!! 100+ guests...that's a whole lotta people.
Try & stay cool...I dun't like it when it's sweltering like it's been there in Sydney.
Just hop on the first plaane to CO.
It's gonna be chilly here tomorrow & snow is expected...Yay! I love snow!
Today it was 65 & yesterday it was 70...CRAZY weather!
Well, my sweet hubby told me if I made him some mashed potatoes & gravy, he would be forever grateful...get the idea!
*Wink..wink*
Bye, hun!
Have a wonderful & happy weekend!
HUGZ!
Margie
i lost????? :'(
Hi,Keshi- LOL-I did read through the whole set of 'fill in the blanks'-it was grt fun!How about compiling the list?It'd make a great Archie's greeting card!!:)(Now,don't ask 'for what?'ROFL)
And,yep,nice pick for the best 69!!ROFL.
niceeee!!!!
Have a good weekend and enjoy!!
;-))
Oh hell!!!not again.....
congrats chriz...i once told raka a site may be it dint help ..:P...
happy birthday to cess..
have a gr8 weekend keshi :)..
urs..hemu..
Took your lunch to loo... boy flush off Keshi and u will be fine.
is dat a tiger in bed????
i thot that was a tiger in bed :((((
Funny you, Keshi.
enjoyed :)
wishes,
devika
Hello Keshi,
You as always amaze me with your whacky sense of humour and your gripping writing skills.
You really should be writing a book on "Amazing secrets on how to create a traffic jam in your blogsite" and am sure ... which will be NY TIMES best seller in a record time.
Keep writing and make this world smile ... Cheers Prabir
Congrats to Chriz!
Have a great weekend Keshi babe!
hahaha.. keshi girl.. that is amazing... i am packing my bags to move in with you for commencing our live-in relationship..
i have taken all the gadgets too.. and have bought a brand new red underwear with pink laces.. hope you'd like it...
will take the post soon and will be posting it very very soon kesh...
thanks a bunch for this love showered... i hope that nothing like the picture happens to me after i move in.. :)
and porcupine! i seriously pity them.. man ! when they mate.. its gonna be havoc for sure...
@phoenix!!!!
girl i am tamil.. the best way to learn all the bad words in tamil is take a two day course with me.. free of charge
Lol reading this from the beginning i could literally feel what are you upto, not until i came towards the middle part.
A coconot-shell bra and a grass skirt? Ahem! No comments!!
I nearly flushed my keys in the toilet, for a micro-second I couldn't remember where my office was *that was done kinda intentionally*, I accidentally took my lunch to the loo, I feel my brain is melting like hot lava, I lost my sunnies only to be found in my own hands etc etc!
Now that is called Insanophobia! Though who wants to remember their office anyway hehe
Nice post keshur You rock:)
yes
prason@chronicwriter.com
thats where i live .. i looking out through the window waiting for the postman to deliver the mail.. hoping it would be a prematured delivery...
a ha.. interesting read!
and congrats to chriz... :)
5 is my fav no. :D he he he
I am not sure if its me...or its your sense of humor ...:) your post makes me laugh!!!
I learnt Tamil because my neighbors were tamilians and I used to play with the kids so I learnt by speaking with them!...try to make a tamilian friend ;) or you may have one already :)
luv yeah dear
hugz n cheers
oh yeah I forgot to mention I love Abba :) so you can imagine how much time am spending on your blog ;)
I need to add one soon :D
Hugz dear
Why a coconut bra and a grass skirt.
Australian season is happening.
I say a tennis dress and a tennis racket would be fine as well.
:P
@$#$%%&%#$!#%$#@%$%
I didn't get it!! :P :D :)
Yupp the comments were surely hilarious!!
The wolf pic is hilarious!!
Congrats Chriz!!
Take Care
Love That's Become A Tyrannosaurus Rex!!!!!
Gawd, I mis-read it first. Thought it was Love That's Become A Tyrannosaurus Sex.
Good luck, Chriz. God bless you. And to you too, Kesh. I am watching, like I said before.
*smilez*
oh ho!!congos to chriz..
wishin ya a rocking weekend ahead.. :)
tc
Nikhil
LOLZ....
rite person for u Keshi...
wen u had d last post only Chriz came to my mind as ur perfect roomy..
enjoy u two.. :D... ll expect a post with lots of red undies... :P
:)))))
Finally congrats Chriz.... for the magic number..
hw did you picked it up Keshi?/
What to wear...go for... some transprent cloth ;-)
Till now I could not know what the X numbers u mention here! Cool keshi, seems u got fun read those comments. Happy b’day for cress. Have a wonderful weekend party dear, take care :)
huuu! such a long post.
and happy buday to ... lemme see the name...yeah cess.
anyway, let see what do u come up next with.
:)
CHRIZ? lol... awww keshi have fun...
@chriz..n now keshi too u 5 timer???!! u r off my V day list! :P
Keshi,
Some of the comments were outright hilarious. Best of luck to the winner. How was the party?
Take care
You sure do update your space quickly! :)
And Chriz! The funny man! Careful... Lest Mr. X takes his place... ;)
Have fun.
Peace.
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And yeah, birth anniversary greetings to Cess...
LOL!! Some people have good imagination!
Enjoy your weekend Keshi girl, hugs.
good....have ever fallen in love:)..love having different meaning for different context......
Phew... I didn't wait for the US election result so eagerly... that was some fun we had with those one liners...
And now what happens when two sex starved ppl move in together???
congrats chriz !!!!!!!!!!!! will wait for the post .. and the pics in the post are super funny :)
hope u have fun with ur "hot" flatmate keshi
Prashanti
Cess *moving her body at her desk while listening to ABBA* u can dance *sure i can* :P
thank u sweeeeeeetie for the multiple bday wishes in my site, hems site and urs :) so many people wish me happy bday that made me feel good.
I m really really really lookin fwd the joint post wid Crizz it s gonna be probably hilarious :)
u take care and I can dance :P
mwah *people staring strangely at her in office*
bye
quite a freaky post......the heat must be getting to you keshi dear!!!
damn it!! this was our chance to be together, Keshi girl!!
*sigh* :'(
...no worries, you can make my shattered heart feel a little tiny bit better by sending me a pic of you in the coconut shell bra and grass skirt!
do some damage control here...
wow!tht was a nice post. :( And i m sad tht i dint win!!but i wasnt even expecting it, wht with this kinda competition. :P Anyways, wear a dress coz tht will be easy on the body coz anything cud make u sweat like hell!! Do lemme know how the party was. Enjoy the weekend babe!! :)
passei para saber como estás?
A coconut-shell bra and a grass skirt?
Wait... you are making that sound like a BAD suggestion? :P
Hi Keshi
Very nice LLLLOOOONNNGGGG POST.
Your grade for this post is 96%.
I'll leave the '69' up to you. :)
LOL
Bev
LOL... good one mate... I had a good laugh too :)
you have a lovely weekend... cheers...
@ hems
@margie
@jay
@uttara
@akshat
@talking to my soul
@nikhil
@rat
@nikhil
@chakoli
@anusha
@kartz
@rakesh
@prashanti
thanks a bunch... would be a crazy one always....
@trinaa
i am just gonna share the space with keshi for a week.. ill be back to you safe and sound...
Going to ur hometown tomorrow for 3 days...:D
Too long post.
mummmyyyyyyyyyy
:(
*whistles*
cool post
and thanks for the link...any feedback???
Still i am havin a laugh of time!
let the reverberations resonate the dingy doongies of the world!!
hmm...so where was i? aah! I ahve a chatti! and its now inverted on my head, and someone is pouring grey matter over it. Hope it reaches my head...
SOb! loved the post! wee!
crap, lost again. Ah well, there's always next time..
LUcky me!!!!!!
I commented on previous post and then read this one.. So, the selection has already been done...
Good LOL :P
BTW, the last post was really funny with all the comments ...
new ideas...
Nice to see you are back to yourself now
:)
I just read a few comments from the previous post. It felt good because now I know I'm not the only one MIA.
You are one helluva popular bloggergirl, though.
keshi, that was fun. good continuation frm the previous post. my best wishes to Chriz
Hi keshi how r u
ROTFL....
Good one!
hehe nice one.. sorry couldnt participate in the last one though.. hehe
Wow sounds very exciting to an old married girl with kids. Finger licking! Hummmm Sex and Lucia?
Was this long?? I thought other posts of yours were even longer :):)
I read all those brilliant one liners too!! Sexy and creative!! :p
And congrats to Chriz!! :):):) I'm waiting for that joint post of yours!
and the pics you chose for welcoming Chriz (the cat stuff) was cool.
And to phoenix, I know to talk tamil, I maybe able to help you there :P
Happy budday to Cess :):)
And have fun at the party!! :)
P.S: Don't you have an airconditioned office?
tnxx All!
Keshi.
oh damn i lost
actully I am really lost.... poppin in once in a while to catch up n GAWD... this time its so much to catchup on..
way to go gal
chriz... congrats!!!
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