Wednesday, January 21

Wanted: A Hot Flatmate!

Have you ever thought of moving in with Keshi? If so, this is your chance ;-). And about this pic? No I'm not renting my torso to anyone, relax! The space I'm gonna rent out is my blog ;-). No I'm not pressured by the credit crunch so much that I'm forced to rent my blog to earn my dough, chillax. All I'm saying is that I have a new idea...a cool one. And that is, I'm gonna give you a quote in this post which you have to complete...all you've got to do is fill in the blanks using your imagination. No, there are no right or wrong answers...just make it as humorous as you can and just be creative. And if your comment is the #X comment in this post you will be given a chance to co-host a post with me in MY blog! Yes that's the prize you'll get for being the #X commentor. Now X will be revealed after all of you get a chance to take part and have some fun too. Also X does not necessarily indicate a single digit number...for example, X could be 1 or 23 0r 101! The reason why I'm not revealing X in this post itself is to keep it fair for everyone and to avoid commentors aiming to be the #X commentor. Kapish? Beautiful.

Now I'm not looking for any money for the rent you're gonna have to pay for being able to post in my blog...I only want your heart and soul in that post you're gonna co-host with me. If you're the #X commentor, the topic of that post will be emailed to you later on. Now isn't that easy-peasy japanesey? :) Ok, so here's the question for this post that you have to answer TO THE POINT and take a stab at being the #X commentor (sorry I won't count meanignless comments as valid answers...I'll only count from the #1-meaningful answer to the #X-meaningful answer when deciding the winner). And hey don't worry about winning only, just have fun. Good luck ALL!


Fill in the blanks of the following quote:

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember ____ ____ ____ ____!



Current Music: Touch Me by Samantha Fox

246 Cranium Signets:

Hemanth Potluri said...

first to comment :P..

urs..hemu..

Hemanth Potluri said...

oh god i commented before reading that means i am meaning less :P..hahah..:P..

well u r goin to rent it out..X...well i really dont know wat that number is :P...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember whom i made to :P....

urs..hemu..

Hemanth Potluri said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how it tasted :( :P...


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember wat love actually is !

urs..hemu..

WP 2009 said...

Hi Keshi

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if it's 69 or 96!

Very tired--too much work!!

Bev

Keshi said...

Hemz u cheated again!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

yes Hemz that comment was meaningless..it wont counted as #1...thats all :) Dun fret over it.


u wont know X until many ppl get to take part. Cos its only fair that way :)



**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember whom i made to


HAHAHAHAHAHA too funny!

Can u rem the face atleast? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hemz u hv more answers? WOW!



** It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how it tasted


Taste of wut? WOW Hemz knows alot ha!




**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember wat love actually is !


LOL too funny!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Bev!

**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if it's 69 or 96!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Help I cant stop laffing here!

I think its 79. yeah its been a long time!



Keshi.

Hemanth Potluri said...

**Can u rem the face atleast? LOL!

nooo i dint make any love :P...

**Taste of wut? WOW Hemz knows alot ha!

nopes :P.i dont know anything :P.

69..or 96 :P hahahahha...


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember was it virtual or real :P..

P.S: this is made by a frnd in office :P..

urs..hemu..

Chriz said...

It's been so long since I made love i cant even remember that porcupine's pink eyes

Keshi said...

Hemz ur so innocent but u know wut 69 is abt? :)


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember was it virtual or real


LMAO good one!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Chriz!


**It's been so long since I made love i cant even remember that porcupine's pink eyes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Omg u get pricked all over Chriz????!!!


Keshi.

southpaw said...

I m so fuckin' bad with all this...

Keshi said...

nooo Southy take a stab it cmon! hvn had 69 GFs how cud u not! *LOL*

Keshi.

mayz said...

wat abt ppl who r still virgins :(

Keshi said...

Mayz this is not a confession post. It's for EVERYONE. I did say use ur imagination...cmon now!

Keshi.

Hemanth Potluri said...

i made a google search for 69 :P...and found some interesting results...so i came to know through that :P..well no one is absolute innocent :)..

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if i blogged over it :P...

urs..hemu..

my god i have to find X :P...or i have to make more answers :P...

southpaw said...

The magic number is 70 now...ahem ahem...:)

Hemanth Potluri said...

@mayz...

hahah...well i imagined them dude..ur taking to a virgin to :P...

urs..hemu..

southpaw said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember ____ ____ ____ ____! ***First of all the line itself is not appropriate for me for now as i did had a steaming one last month itself....:P

Rakesh said...

It's been so long...
I can't even remember what goes where??? Relp...


It's been so long...
I can't even remember... Wait a minute, how do you MAKE love?

Keshi said...

Hemz r ya trying to put in as many answers as possible to be the #X commentor? Big mistake boy! Cos I will take ALL comments from one person as 1 comment only. lol! o.w. it wont be fair for others :)



**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if i blogged over it


HAHA wud u hv blogged abt it tho?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Southy how d u know that? ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hemz u and May sound so depressed. LOL!

relax, just hv fun Mayz, like Hemz is hvn :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Southy so ur memory is pretty fresh WOW!

some guys hv all the luck ya know!

Keshi.

southpaw said...

Know what? u said 69 gfs so i just corrected u, its 70 now...:)

Keshi said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rakesh help I cant stop laffing after I read ur's!!!!!

OMG its soooo funny!

Keshi.

Hemanth Potluri said...

**Hemz r ya trying to put in as many answers as possible to be the #X commentor? Big mistake boy! Cos I will take ALL comments from one person as 1 comment only. lol! o.w. it wont be fair for others :)

u know i always comment more...i really dont need to be in the number X...i am not that matured enough to make a post in ur blog tho..but u mentioned abt me in ur blog that is more then enough for this life :)...

okok now i stop cheating and commenting :)..

urs..hemu..

Shoe Girl said...

::::))))) Noiice Post
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember that " putting foot in the Mouth" is a sexy thing!!

Keshi said...

really Southy? WOW Im really happy for ya! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hemz cmon now..I wasnt telling u NOT to comment...u can comment as much as u want in my blog. All i was saying is that ALL comments (no matter how many) from 1 person will be taken as 1 comment. Just to be fair for others in this post only.


**...i am not that matured enough to make a post in ur blog tho

Who said that? OMG!

:(

Keshi.

southpaw said...

Yes the memory is still very fresh, so the line for me goes like this.....
The scent of your body still gets me hard, lets catch up sometime soon...:)

Keshi said...

Shoe_girl tnxx hun!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember that " putting foot in the Mouth" is a sexy thing!!


HAHAHA noiiiice one babeh!

It aint sexy until it gets offensive! *chuckles*


;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hmm I wonder who this hot new GF is...@Southy

:)

Keshi.

Hemanth Potluri said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what happened

hahahah got this ans from a gal in office :P...

****...i am not that matured enough to make a post in ur blog tho

Who said that? OMG!

:(


i said so :P..just kiddin sweets..

urs..hemu..

P.S: everyone in my office is reading this post :P..

southpaw said...

Someone close to a blast from the past...:D

Margie said...

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if you said '' oh, oh, baby!" or "after this, it's mashed potatoes & gravy"

Yikes, that was lame, I know!
My imagination is not too good tonight, Keshi.
So very tired!

Fun post...silly girl!

HUGZ...I'm off to bed,
Nitey -nite!

Margie

Keshi said...

Hey Hemz :)


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what happened


HAHAHAHAHA she's too good ya know!


How abt


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I took my clothes off!



omg everyone in ur office!


*Keshi hides*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

really Southy? ur keeping me in suspense now!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Margie HAHAHAHAHA!


**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if you said '' oh, oh, baby!" or "after this, it's mashed potatoes & gravy


too funny!!!!!


Im laffing my ass off here!!!



Keshi.

Suresh Kumar said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember....
wait... I must have tatooed it somewhere... perhaps on ............

**Keshi, you are spoiling my vocabulary. I was not like this re :)

Hemanth Potluri said...

**HAHAHAHAHA she's too good ya know!

she is my team lead :P...hahah i dont know if good or bad :P..

**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I took my clothes off!

hahahah :P...

**omg everyone in ur office!


*Keshi hides*

hahah u dont have to hide...i wish my boss answers this :P...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to ans this :P.....

this is mine :P..

urs..hemu..

La vida Loca said...

Ok. Not applicable.
I do remember the last time.

Sri said...

It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember why I am naked now!!!

southpaw said...

No suspense, it all happened quite smoothly, if it continues , u'll surely know abt it...:)

Hiren said...

wow, just give me 10 mins and i shall write a script to post the next 500 comments on this post :) that would increase my chance to rent the post .. :)

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember how many minutes back that was :D (saying with a devilish smrik)

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember whether i was a rabbit, a bacteria or a human then (saying with an honest virgin smile)

southpaw said...

Okay now coming back to business, is there any constraint for number of words or it can be anything after the lines i mean whatever we want?

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

:D :D just checked out your hol pics :) wah wah , hey i had a pup like that ( I miss it ;( ) .where did u take those rooftop pics from deah ?

as for zis post am going to have a lame as go at it

*It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember IF I GOT CAUGHT *

sawan said...

It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how it feels like!

Margie said...

Hey Keshi
Glad I could do that.
It's good to laugh our asses off!
HAHAHA!!!!!
LOL!

Margie:)

sawan said...

It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember where to go in first!

sawan said...

It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember what made it love!

sawan said...

It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how wet is wet!

sawan said...

It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember what i forgot!

sawan said...

It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember who came first!

sawan said...

It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how love is spelt!

mayz said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what i look like down there ;)

mayz said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember anymore what i look like down there ;)

Rakesh said...

Ok Keshi, ignore the earlier one, this is the official entry :)

Play the Akon music in your mind...

"Its been so long
That I haven’t seen your base
Try to make it strong
But it refuses saying, what’s the use

Won’t get up, before I show him a good reason
And this time, he says, be warned
I won’t be fooled by a melon

Please help me get it up right now now now
Please help me get it up right now now now
Its never been so tough c’mon now now now
Or I’ll have to find something else maybe cow cow cow"

deepsat said...

here's my two cents!! :-))

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if missionary is catholic!

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what goes in where.


;-))

Cess said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to wear that plastic thingy...what it s name already? ... condom!

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to spell K...A...M...A..S..S.. no...U..

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to be flexible anymore!

MultiMenon said...

It's been so long since I made love
I can't even remember your jaw dropping fragrance..

shit!!am bad at this.. :(

Nikhil..

Tarun said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember ... if a blogged about it

The Rat... said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember wat my moan sounds like!!

The Rat... said...

ll come back again with more Keshi girl!!!

an experience...nothing short of it said...

Its been so long since i made love,i cant even remember what male anatomy looks like. :( ;)

Cяystal said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember the lust we tasted.



It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what the feeling of surrendering yourself to someone is all about!

!TEQ-uila Del Zapata said...

I would quote AC/DC in absence of my own innovative idea.
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember "if the earth was quaking" and "the walls were shaking" but "we were making"

Let me think for couple of minutes and then come up with some hAWT and steamy and sizziling and blah blah.... idea.

Rex Venom said...

"It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember"; Where my mouse is!

Talking To My Soul said...

Hmmmm!

My flat is spacious and good. You want to move in? I won't even lay down such a condition, trust me.

Will be back soon.

*smilez*

Priya Joyce said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember ____ ____ ____ ____!


tat made me laugh re
:P

hmmm hmm "wat was his undie's color :P:P

just tried something kiddish :P tat became too kiddish
:P tc

comfortably numb said...

its been so long since I made love I can't even remember whether it was true or just plain old lust:D

comfortably numb said...

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember whether it was real or just my imagination running wild n naughty:D

comfortably numb said...

MORE ANSWERS LATER MAYBE

vishesh said...

which generations it was,damn i hate being a bacteria,God! can't even ask for a bail out from the government!

PRADEEP K. said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember the size of the ladder!
(Camels count, I believe?)

Cheers!
Prady

MultiMenon said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember my very last moan.. :p

Hehe..been whackin my brains during the sleep inducing lectures durin noon and the lab tht followed,and looks like dis one's way better than the last one.. :p

Take Care sis,coz I care..

Nikhil

Jeevan said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember why she left me!

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how many missed calls passed! hehe...

Asha said...

HeHe!! Hope you find a yummy tummy flatmate like John A and remember every night you spend with him forever and ever!! That's all I have got to say! :D

Devika said...

.....I can't remember if it were in sleep or in dream! :)

devika

Jack said...

Keshi,

It has been so long since I made love, I can't even remember WHAT IS IT LIKE.

Take care

Elithraniel Arawion said...

It's been so long since i made love,
i don't remember what goes where :P

Nachi said...

"it's been so long since i made love, i can't even remember how to lie convincingly about it being good!"

;)

no, really!

~ XOXO

KP said...

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember If it was last night or night b4:)!

P.S. some ppl have short memory!

Prashanti :) said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if condoms existed back then ...:)

Prashanti

Shrav said...

it's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up:):)

:):) I'm definitely not good enough to be the 'X'th blogger :):) is X gonna be 69 or 96?? :P

Akshat said...

It's been so long since I made love, I can't remember if I was even there or not!! :P

Couldn't rattle my brains much!! It hurts!! :P

Take Care

Phoenix said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember........how was it!! :P [maybe i ll just have a refuck to refresh my memory!!]



now my comment was the lamest!! btw im back!! :d

Dalicia said...

i don't like living with another person..it truly bothers me :P

move in with the guy, and you end up being their maid :P

Ria said...

"Its been so long since i made love, i can't even remember how it feels like to be a woman!!" :) Just gave it a shot!


"Its been so long since i made love, i can't even remember when was it last!!" :)

Miladysa said...

I can't even remember why I haven't got dressed yet... ;D

Talking To My Soul said...

You really thought I will come back to fill in the blanks, Kesh? Com'n, lady.

Just wanted to say *smilez*


*smilez*

Vipul said...

Lol Nice post! Been a long time for me but then u neva knw eh

prabirsaha said...

Hi Keshi,

You are a whacky genius and can really make people laugh. So here you go ...

"It's been so long since I made love, ... but I still remember how to make it last. So for just $4999 you can also know how. So don't give up, you still have a chance. Get it going ... now!!!
Contact us on --- --- --- TODAY!!! (Paypal/Master/Visa accepted)"

EnJoY

Talking To My Soul said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember Babeh that's noiiice!

Ha! Ha! Ha! I am awake, Kesh. Just wanted to make you smile. Not that I am okay with this kind of contest to get a chance to move in. OK!!!!
I hate comparison.

*smilez*

NE~ISM said...

I cant remember if it is really the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean that really counts!

The Phosgene Kid said...

What goes where or why.

NE~ISM said...

Been so long since I made love I cannot remember what "down" there looks like!

Oh my I am corny! hahahahah

NE~ISM said...

It's been so long, I have mistaken my "toy" for the real thing!!!

GOSH! HELPPPPPPPPPP I AM ADDICTED TO THIS post already!

Keshi said...

guys Im laffing so loud over here reading all ur abso-bloody-lutely fantastic lines!!! *ROFLMAO!*

keep em comin! Will reply to u all soon. :) tnxx!

Keshi.

Jay said...

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember where the video is posted!

Keshi said...

hey Suresh!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember....
wait... I must have tatooed it somewhere... perhaps on ............


check ur knees? LOL!



**Keshi, you are spoiling my vocabulary. I was not like this re :)


like how? is tattoo a bad word? LOL Suresh!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Hemz!

**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to ans this


LOL LOL LOL!



Here's another one:


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it was in my previous birth!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHA Lavida arent u lucky! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Sri!


**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember why I am naked now!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA too funny!


here's another one:


It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember WHY!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ok Southy :)

Keshi.

Mike said...

It's been so long since I've made love, I can't remember who's supposed to get the boner.

Keshi said...

hey Hiren the genius! ;-)


**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember how many minutes back that was :D (saying with a devilish smrik)

MINUTES? r ya a nympho? lol!



**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember whether i was a rabbit, a bacteria or a human then (saying with an honest virgin smile)

HAHAHAHA!



How abt this one:


It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember whether condoms were made then!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Southy at first I thought I should limit it to just 4 words..but I just dun mind it being more than that. So go for it! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Truthful!


**where did u take those rooftop pics from deah ?

Sydney Centrepoint tower :)



**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember IF I GOT CAUGHT *


HAHAHAHA ur hilarious!




Here's one more:


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember my GENDER!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Sawan ty!


**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how it feels like!

ROFL!



here's another one:

It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember WHAT I'm trying to remember!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

yes Margie I've been laughing alot since this post yday. LOL! There r some hilarious lines...did u read em all?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Sawan ur on a roll woohoo!


**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember where to go in first!

HAHAHAHAHAHA not the back ok!



**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember what made it love!

mebbe the lust? LOL!



**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how wet is wet!

ROFL! :):):)



**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember what i forgot!

LOL LOL LOL! omg thats too funny!



**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember who came first!

LMAO!


how abt

It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember if anyone came!



**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how love is spelt!


LOL thats soooooo funny hahahaha!


tnxx for the laughs Sawan!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mayz TY!



**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what i look like down there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


how abt

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I hv any sexual organs!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHAHA Rakesh Im LMAO here!!!! Akon indeedz!


**Won’t get up, before I show him a good reason
And this time, he says, be warned
I won’t be fooled by a melon


This goes with


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember wuts supposed to go up!


LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Deepz!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if missionary is catholic!


OMG this is sooooo funny HAHAHAHAHA! u hv no idea how much I laffed reading this last night!



**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what goes in where.

LOL use the front door ok!



how abt this one


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if Im gay/bisexual/heterosexual!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Cess MWAH!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to wear that plastic thingy...what it s name already? ... condom!


LOL LOL LOL!



**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to spell K...A...M...A..S..S.. no...U..

ROFL!



**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to be flexible anymore!

HAHAHAHA!


Ur classic lines made me laff so much Cess TY!


how abt this one


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it was a man!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Nikhil!


**It's been so long since I made love
I can't even remember your jaw dropping fragrance..


lollllllllz!


But arent u glad u dun rem? :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tarun!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember ... if a blogged about it

but wud u blog abt it? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Rat!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember wat my moan sounds like!!

LMAO!


Here's another one:


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who did what where or when!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Experience!

**Its been so long since i made love,i cant even remember what male anatomy looks like

This one cracked me up big time last night, even when I went to bed LOL!



How abt this one


Its been so long since i made love,i cant even remember who has boobs!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

TY Crystal!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember the lust we tasted.

HAHA!



**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what the feeling of surrendering yourself to someone is all about!

Im not new to that feeling either LOL!



How abt this one:


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember his name!



Keshi.


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what the feeling of surrendering yourself to someone is all about!

Keshi said...

hey Anuz TY!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember "if the earth was quaking" and "the walls were shaking" but "we were making"


HAHAHA supa AC/DC sex!

loved it!


How abt this one

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it was in China!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Rex tnxx!


**"It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember"; Where my mouse is!


ROFL!!! search for it in the museum ha!



how abt this one

"It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who I am!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Soul r ya sure? no conditions at all? WOW! ;-)

ok so wut if I hv some conditions?

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how it feels to love and being loved.

Keshi said...

ty Joyce HUGS I missed ya!


**"wat was his undie's color

LOL LOL LOL! too funny! I fell off my chair laffing!


How abt this one


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if he had an undy on in the first place!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey CN tnxx mate!


**its been so long since I made love I can't even remember whether it was true or just plain old lust

LOL hahahahaha!



**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember whether it was real or just my imagination running wild n naughty

MAYBE it was real? LOL!




How abt this one


It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if there was life on Earth then!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHHAHA Vish good one!


**which generations it was

LOL I wrote a similar one to CN just above this comment :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Praddy!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember the size of the ladder!
(Camels count, I believe?)


Sorry I didnt get that LOL! plz explain :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nikhil hey tnxx again!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember my very last moan


HAHA d u hv to? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Jeevan!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember why she left me!

LOL awwww....



**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how many missed calls passed! hehe...


LOL Jeevan too funny!



how abt this one

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if the Queen was born then!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Asha! :)


**remember every night you spend with him forever and ever

ofcourse..and even when he goes to the shower. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Devika!

**I can't remember if it were in sleep or in dream

HAHA u poor thing! ;-)


how abt this one


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it was a human!


LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Jack!


**It has been so long since I made love, I can't even remember WHAT IS IT LIKE.

HAHA!


how abt this one

It has been so long since I made love, I can't even remember what to remember!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

TY Elithraniel!


**It's been so long since i made love,
i don't remember what goes where


thats really VERY sad lol!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Nachi tnxx!


**it's been so long since i made love, i can't even remember how to lie convincingly about it being good


LOL HAHAHAHAHA! that sounded like a genuine confession!


how abt this one


it's been so long since i made love, i can't even remember if lying abt it made me happy!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHA KP nice one!


**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember If it was last night or night b4

mebbe ur amnesic? LOL!


How abt this one


It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if it was on a bed or a plane!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Prashanti tnxx hun!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if condoms existed back then

HAHA I wrote the same one as a reply to someone else!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Shrav!


**it's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up

aww u cheated...u googled it right? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Akshat!


**It's been so long since I made love, I can't remember if I was even there or not

LOL hahaha!


how abt this one


It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember wut sex is anymore!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

WB Phoenix HUGS!


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember........how was it!! :P [maybe i ll just have a refuck to refresh my memory!!]


HAHAHAHA good one girl!

ROFL @refuck!


how abt this one


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I had to beg for it!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dalicia sometimes it does become a pain I suppose...:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey TY Ria! :)


**"Its been so long since i made love, i can't even remember how it feels like to be a woman!!"

LOL LOL LOL!



**"Its been so long since i made love, i can't even remember when was it last!!"

HAHA!


here's another one


Its been so long since i made love, i can't even remember if it was cyber!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Milady!


**I can't even remember why I haven't got dressed yet

HAHAHAHAHAHA too funny!



How abt this one


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I paid!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ofcourse I did Soul! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vipul how long? :):)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Prabir!


**"It's been so long since I made love, ... but I still remember how to make it last.

HAHAHAHAHA too good! last for how long tho? LOL!




**So for just $4999 you can also know how. So don't give up, you still have a chance. Get it going ... now!!!
Contact us on --- --- --- TODAY!!! (Paypal/Master/Visa accepted)"


d u work as a therapist for sexually dysfuntional ppl? :):)

WOW! u'll hv alot of ppl here ringing u now LOL!



** Get it going

u mean get it UP? haha!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Soul u will NOT be compared with anyone at all..just pack n move in wont ya? ;-)


**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember Babeh that's noiiice


HAHAHA! ok that was noiiiice! ;-)


here's one for ya


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I was just TALKING TO MY SOUL!


;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ne tnxx!


**I cant remember if it is really the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean that really counts!


LOL HAHAHAHAHA good one chickster! a big ship w.o. any motion wud suck IMO!




** Been so long since I made love I cannot remember what "down" there looks like

LMAO!



**It's been so long, I have mistaken my "toy" for the real thing!!!

LOL u poor babeh!




how abt

Been so long since I made love I cant even remember when I last shaved!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Phoso!


**What goes where or why

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jay tnxx!


**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember where the video is posted!


ROFL! THE BEST!


How abt this one


It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if Youtube was alive then!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

TY Mike!


**It's been so long since I've made love, I can't remember who's supposed to get the boner.

HAHAHA!


how abt this one

It's been so long since I've made love, I can't remember who's supposed to do what!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Southy...is that true by any chance?



how abt this one


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I got fined for it!

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

It was absolutely true untill last month's encounter, trust me...:)


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I got fined for it!***I can feel it baby, i can feel it...Huggzz

Keshi said...

I just made that up Southy lol!


how abt another one


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if Im supposed to brush afterwards!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Another one Southy

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if fellatio is icecream!


Keshi.

Mystique Wanderer said...

now i know why u wanted me to participate in this post...

well there are two things to this before i come up with my million dollar (fake currency) line...

one is that i have had sex before but i have not made love in real...coz i had sex with ppl i didnt love..just liked...

a couple of days ago i did make love to someone...but it was over the phone...so i don't think we can make it count here

It's been so long since I made love, that my hand has filed a physical abuse case against me

Keshi said...

aww ty Mystique, especially for being so open and honest abt urself! *BRAVO*


**one is that i have had sex before but i have not made love in real...coz i had sex with ppl i didnt love..just liked...

I agree. Love can only be made if ur totally in love with the other person. O.W. its just Sex.


cyber/phone sex dun count I suppose..cos this is abt love-making :) Ur right.


**It's been so long since I made love, that my hand has filed a physical abuse case against me


LOL HAHAHAHHAA I cant stop laffing!


Good one!


How abt this one


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what this post is abt!


LOL!

Kesh.

Devika said...

Keshi,

Blogging and fun is okay..

But don't play with my character..I make love only with my husband...

and HE is 100% HUMAN :))

haha...take the message, but lightly :)

wishes,
devika

Trinaa said...

m sure i've missed the 'x' number by now...or is the vacancy 4 guys only? :P

Keshi said...

haha Devika Im so glad he's HUMAN!

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if Im supposed to brush afterwards!****Hahaha u not only gotta brush, u gotta wash as well...hahahahaha:)))

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if fellatio is icecream!****This one's the best gal! Hail Keshhhaayyy! You win!

Keshi said...

hey Trinaa!


** sure i've missed the 'x' number by now...

how can u be so SURE of it? :) I did say it can be 1 or 23 or even 101 didnt I?



**or is the vacancy 4 guys only?

wut makes u think so? :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Southy, see I aint that RUSTY yet! ;-)


** u not only gotta brush, u gotta wash as well..

LOL I remember now ok ok!



Here's another one


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if anyone can get pregnant by it!


Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if anyone can get pregnant by it!***This one's good, but not good enough to beat ur earlier one, that was PERFECT....:D

Keshi said...

yeah that one was kinda lame...a bit teenagerish lol!

tnxx Southy ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Another one for ya Southy


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if bondage was abt bond trading!



LOL that was lame too sorry!


Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

Sigh***@bondage
I seriously need to hunt one of these days...:D

Keshi said...

Bond Trading of Bondage? :)

Keshi.

Shionge said...

Aiyo Keshiiiiiiiiiiiii..........sorry I am so so late for this fun sexy post ;)

Not that it's been so long for me *wink* but just to join in the fun...

*It's been so long since I made love, I have forgotten what orgasm feels like ;)*

Keshi said...

cos remember I dun remember lol!

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

Its more of leashing the bond...:D

Keshi said...

HAHA Shionge here's a slightly different version of ur one.


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if an Orgasm comes in boxes!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**Its more of leashing the bond

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if leashing was abt a dog!


;-) Southy


Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

My my my keshaaayyy....keep flowing...:P

Keshi said...

I think Im done Southy :):)

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

I like the style babeh...:)

Shionge said...

You are so funny ;)

Okay my last shot:

It's been so long since I made love that I think my tunnel of love is sealed *sob*

Margie said...

WOW! U got a lot of answers, keshi.
I don't have time to read them now as I have to make some phone calls.
I'll come back at a later time & check the replies....bet u got some good ones!

C'ya later gator!

Margie:)

Heart'n'Soul said...

hehehe
nice one as usual Keshi.. heres wt i have to say

**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember how to fake it!!!

;-)

PRADEEP K. said...

**Sorry I didnt get that LOL! plz explain :)

Okay, let me try: You know it's not easy to make love to a camel. I had to use a ladder as an accessory to get up there and do it.

Plz don't tell anyone, okay?

Cheers!

Tarun said...

I dont think I will, but I will not bet that u may never blog about it.

ishita said...

It's been so long since I made love,..............???

did i just say that ;) ... nah never been there!

How've u been kesh? I'm still caught in new year festivities...dropped by to check out how everyone's doing in blogsville... :)... tk care ((huggz))

Cяystal said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if there is something deep within or not :D

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what the color of our love was like. Lol =D

Prakhar said...

Oh m late for this one...still here it is

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how long it used to be! :D

anits said...

hi keshi..
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember that most beautiful moment :)

uttara said...

lols..

hmmm i think i will give it a try now :P

**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what orgasmic pleasure is like...

lol

uttara said...

ooops i just read few comments .. and saw it's repeated.. anyway...

utopia said...

its been so long that i made love that i hafta pinch myself to make myself believe that it actually happened.

its been so long that i made love that sometimes i feel i neva will again.

naaaa i cannot be humourous about this. hmphhhh!

Tarun said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember whats the correct end of the rubber.

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

fst I don't understnd what it is :P


though i will try for sure :P


It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember to whom I made!

!TEQ-uila Del Zapata said...

one more, this one is mine, not that funny though:

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it tasted sour or it smelled sweet.

one more:
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it was from the shotgun or the revolver, the bullet her father fired at me.

one more, one more:
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember the number of times she told me she was a virgin.

Tarun said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if two on a bed makes it claustrophobic

oo7 said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if i ever did!

tc ji

SaffronSaris said...

Cool!! okay, now let me go think of something witty to say.....

Arv said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember why I stopped doing it again.

Chakoli said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember his Face!!! :PP

Trinaa said...

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember whether it took me 5 mins or more. :P

ki said...

...WHEN it was that my virginity grew back... :P