Thursday, February 21

Kiss My BootyFul Tush!

Yesterday one of my male colleagues who just returned from a camping getaway (lets call him Warren) comes along and says this to me: 'Keshi next time I go camping, I'm gonna take you. Like for 3 or 4 days...in the bush, just you and me. I promise I'll lookafter you very well'. ummm, ok! Now I'm not a baby, I'm a grown woman and I can go camping with a friend if I want to. And I can lookafter myself pretty good by myself, thank you sir! But knowing Warren I know what he will be 'looking after'...not me, rather my arse. Don't get me wrong he's cute and quite the gentleman and all. But honestly what does he think I am? Paris-Hilton-straight-after-a-4-hour-strictly-no-sex-jail-term? Some guys may think I'm easy just cos I have a big heart. Ah ah hang on mate, big heart, big boobs, big hopes? Big mistake!


Once I was talking to one of my friends about marriage in general, and out of the blue he tells me 'Keshi you know what, I'm sick of having partners. And I don't wanna get married. Now I have decided to have purely physical relationships only. So if any girl is upto it, I'd gladly take them' with a twinkle in his eyes. Ok now why is he telling me this? ***pictures wild Baboons just mating for the heck of it in the woods going Ooh Aah Aah Ooh Eee Eee***. Oh I know why, he's just trying to test the waters...test if Keshi is going to say that it's such a neat idea. Dream on Mr.Gorilla-on-a-sex-overdrive. If your brain is stuck in a constant Mating season, I'd suggest the Zoo. It's a great place for guys like you to meet partners...of animal variety ofcourse. Please use protection...I'm saying that to the animals btw.



One day I was going back to my car in the Mall's carpark, when I suddenly noticed 2 guys doing rounds in their car (around and around, again and again) for no specific reason (there were alot of Parking spaces available too). So as I was walking to my car I looked at them and they started smiling at me and all. I sort of got the dorky message...they were just trying to muck around with my brain ***rolling eyes***. Typical guys-see-a-girl-and-they-instantly-become-big-fat-idiots scene was unravelling. Anyways I suddenly noticed that their car boot was open. And since I looked at them and they didn't look like really bad guys either, and since they were driving around with their eyes my way too, I indicated to them that their boot was open (I did some hand gestures to alert them about it). They came around to my spot again and tells me 'Don't worry about the boot..my car's boot does that everytime it sees a pretty girl' and smiles like a massive idiot with his cranium dying by the seconds. Was that super dumb pickup line supposed to work? ***cough, gag, puke***. I just smiled an
d got into my car...then they parked the car nearby, got out and started asking me for my number and where I'm from etc etc. I said 'I'm from the Mall and now I'm gonna go where I came from before I came to the Mall' smiled, and I drove off. urrrggggggggg!


So when the boys say stupid things or suggest indecent proposals, give them a good slap or hold them from the back of their heads and shove their heads straight into your cleavage, and shake it to the left and right (and a left and a right, and a left and a right..get the drift?)...like a quick healing dip in the water and take it out. OK! After that, they'll never stare at your chest like they are in a coma or follow your ass with their eyes so religiously like they have just seen God. Cos they just received the Holy Boob Treatment that cures them forever - the trauma of it will give them Boobophobia and that's great for us girls. 2 boys once asked me how long it took to shave my legs (cos I have somewhat long legs, not lots of hair ok!), I smiled and said 'As long as it takes your brains to develop to a civil status'. They laughed and walk
ed away. ***feels very worried about their future on Earth and lights a candle for their demised brains***.


Share with me similar (horror pickup lines etc) stories from your life...both men and women related incidents are welcome ;-). Have a good day guys!


Current Music: Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison

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Silvara said...

The classic Joey line - "How YOU doing?" :P

Margie said...

Hilarious!!!!
You crack me up, Keshi!
I guess the Holy Boob treatment would cure them forever!
Too, too funny!

I've been married so long, I can't
remember any of those horror pick-up lines.
My wonderful hubby never used any of them....he's such a swt hrt!

I'm off to the bookstore to buy a book on yoga...I am taking classes now, and love it.
It's so good for me.
Have you ever taken a class?

See you, hun!

HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

Margie
P.S hope you are having a beautiful day!

Beach Bum said...

Going off topic the best "line" I ever had was simply walking up to a lady and asking her if she wanted to talk. It worked more times for this simply country boy that it had any right to expect. Now, while under the influence of alcohol many times I crashed and burned trying some stupid line.
Keshi, thanks of the kinds words at my site concerning the passing of my uncle.

Menchie said...

LOL on the HOly Boob Treatment!

Too bad I'm not gifted in that department! But my legs have drawn attention back when I was single. :D

maverick said...

Ah ah hang on mate, big heart, big boobs, big hopes?

i didnt even read the last 2 words... :D


***pictures wild Baboons just mating for the heck of it in the woods going Ooh Aah Aah Ooh Eee Eee***
.

so in ur picturization baboons can make human sounds eh??? :D

ha ha ha...

Simply Curious said...

Haha Keshi. You perv!

If I ever do grab a guy's head and shove it down somewhere, it probably won't be my cleavage... Wait. Maybe that makes me the perv. Ah, whatever.

RamaG said...

Hahaha...really good stuff.

BTW...visit mine if you need the answer to the question you asked me. :-))

-Rama.

Mel Avila Alarilla said...

Hi Keshi,
What an interesting post. I'm sure many guys will develop boobophobia after reading your post. He, he, he, *lol* Anyway, I do not have any pick up line. Thanks for the post. God bless you and your loved ones always.

Impressionist said...

lol! Holy boob treatment eh! hehe :D

ur the limit Keshi! :D dang! :D

-I

Jay said...

Nobody ever tries to pick me up. Well there was that one guy one time in a bar. But that was just a horrible misunderstanding. LOL ;-)

Nadine said...

I forget how stupid men can be. I've been off the market a long time. I don't know if I can remember back that far...30 years is a long time.

wp 2007 said...

Hi Keshi

I just came back from a meeting so forgive me because I feel like killing somebody, and I really don't care who, but the jerk you work with sounds like just the type person I want to kill tonight, and I so want to get my hands around his sick little neck and squeeze the life out of the little prick, or if I can get hold of those two assholes in the car, I'll kill them with my bare hands like a bear tearing the meat from a fresh kill. (Now you can breath.)

Best pick-up line: I see you like salad. Can we get together and make some? The guy went away wearing salad.

Love the boob thing! LOL

Bev

Helen said...

I'm not sure I have the courage to try the Holy Boob treatment, but I'll keep it in mind.

I'm with margie, though, I can't remember weird lines from when I was single, and Mr. H has always been so gentlemanly.

fingers said...

Just out of interest, how many guys have you cured with that Holy Boob Treatment ??
I think I'd need several treatments before I was cured...

Vest said...

I had just finished having radiation treatment on my prostate gland; at the end of July and at the time of the first move, and still feeling quite a bit crook down below.it would be another two weeks before my pecker got back to normal(Bonking mode) Our sons were busily helping out, when I received a call for new business. All of the available vehicles were being used except the one with a dodgy starting motor, this I eventually got under way and arrived at Mrs Jodie Banks house shortly after. Jodie we had known for a number of years as a client, but today I was there to give a quote to her next-door neighbour; who had given Jodie the keys to her house. When I called, a smiling Jodie who was well groomed and deserving of another look; welcomed me by shaking my hand as if I was the bloke from Lotto. In the past, I had not concerned myself about her, Jodie was a woman of forty maybe and always polite and well-mannered, but had never been alone with me before.
On mounting the steps to her neighbour's house Jodie held my hand, which she did not release even when unlocking the door. While walking around she explained that her sister in law; her neighbour, had been held up and would I mind waiting about half an hour, I agreed I would and sat on the sofa to write the estimate. I was then told she was feeling very romantic being alone with me in a strange house. As she started to grope and pull me towards her the outer gate bell rang, she swore and said ignore it and kissed me passionately. The gate bell rang again, and she swore again, got off me, and then noticed her Mother in law at the gate. Jodie panicked, and then said, “Go and drive around the back of the house, then leave after Ma in law enters.” This was easier said than done, as it took at least two minutes to get the car started while Jodie’s mother in law stood looking at the lipstick smears all over my face.
The following morning in answer to a telephone call from Jodie’s irate husband, I explained that my testimonials had been recently put out of order and gave the reason why they would not have passed scrutiny, or have the qualifications to perform such a task you have mentioned. Nothing more was heard after I suggested his wife could be charged with sexual assault; if he continued his tirade, but the two jobs were lost. In the Navy, being involved in such a situation would be called a ‘Green Rub’.
A few days after the incident just mentioned, I rang Jodie Banks at her home from a public telephone. Being in luck it was she who answered. I was very polite and told her I had no intention of giving the incident a public airing which would only destroy our images within our families. Secretly, I stated, you raised my ego if nothing else and I still hold you in high esteem as a person of quality. Jodie replying was gushing with apologies and stated her misery meter was running on high until now and thanked me for phoning. Jodie went on to say that her husband had suggested she see a Psychiatrist, but she had retaliated and suggested he see a sex therapist. I suggested they both kiss and make up and wished her good luck and goodbye.
I often wonder what may have happened if her ma in law hadn't turned up, and my thingme wasn't sick. What do you reckon?

Excerpt from wgbtatf my memoirs ask me about it.

Jim said...

, , ARMAGEDDEON NOW

, ,


kiss your ass good bye

Outdoorsy Girl said...

OOOOOOOOOOh the horror stories I could tell if I only had a hundred years to talk!

The one that comes to mind is of this young guy I came across in Las Vegas. He had a video camera and he and his friend were recording the sites and lauging at their lame commentary. Then they noticed me and the guy with the camera asked me if I would record him too so that he could be in is own video with his friend and as I recorded them that guy was making lame comments about how they only thought they saw beautiful sites until they saw me. (gag) and he started making comments about the 3of us making our own "home movie". I handed him his camera, rolled my eyes and walked away. All the while he was yelling stuff like "Where ya goin' baby to get us room?" I yelled back, "whatever! You're like 10!" And being the idiot he was, he took that as me saying he was a 10 on a scale of hotness instead of he was acting like he was 10 years old (the way I REALLY meant it of course!) Again I just rolled my eyes and sarcastically retorted, "yeah! You're just too hot for me!".

Iceman said...

** big heart, big boobs, big hopes?

Add big ass there... it just turns me wild... a nice big and round ass! :P

desperado said...

Holy Boob Treatment...hahahaha
oh gosh...Rock On Girl

Ziah said...

Heheheh... Dont you feel like you could just pluck out their plumbing and put them outta service for a lifetime??? :) I get freaked out with the psycho types who follow you around and stuff...:( Brrrr.....

I've been married for 6 months now... and I've no time to socialize outside of work or without Viv.. so thankfully, the max I get is uneasy requests to go out with so and so... Though, Viv's biggest grouse against me is HOW OBLIVIOUS I can be when someone hits on me! :P I realize later and feel super silly!:) So much for being self absorbed!!:)

The Phosgene Kid said...

Wow, I know what you mean!! Them wimmens be throwing themselves at me all the time. I have to beat 'em off with a stick!!!

La vida Loca said...

Good to see you back to ur old self!! hugggsss

"Are u a virgin?" was the indecent proposal I got. If I had said yes would he have taken the burden off I have always wondered.

willheim said...

My daughter won me forever last saturday with this quasi pick-up line. We had just seen a musical at my alma mater UCLA, and were walking through the sculpture gardens on north campus. As always, she took my arm like my date would and walked close to me (she is eight.)

"daddy, you're a very special person."

"thank you sweetie"

"and by special, I don't mean mentally challenged, really."

Aphrodite said...

wooohooo go gal.....noice post btw...

Sweetstickychewy said...

lol..abt the holy boob treatment. Loved the read of this post. Perks me.

It also helped me release something that has been bothering me.

Cheers Keshi!;)

Rahul... in City of Dreamz said...

:) you really have kicked some mean ass here :) .. Well. . You will get these kinda guys everywhere though . . Cant avoid. . Just ignore! Nice space you have here :)

Jeevan said...

The mall boys have seen doing crazy behaviors in your words and funny! Those are legs not fair as keshi’s;)

Andrew said...

Aw, I kinda like the open car boot line. Had they left it at that, all may have been well.

Irshad said...

That's very funny and interesting too. I am sure most of the girls wouldn't have the guts to do the same.

Knatchbulley Hughzscene said...

rofl ..
>>The Holy Boob Treatment.. Boobophobia<< like tht..

Kalpana said...

Those wierd looks do go for every women. Just ignore. Some people are like that. We just need to be what we are..........If it exceeds, just teach them a lesson......

Steve said...

Best pick up line..... There isn't one!

Just talk to me and see where it leads.....

Ghost Particle said...

Keshi baby...Im so darn busy...sorry for not commenting..havent slept proper in days....will b back soon...

uh a booty post...i havent read dis yet...zzzzzzz....

Ravisekharan said...

he he.. cool one...

Asha said...

Hahaha!! Atleast they try Keshi, even though it's shameless!! Got to try, yeah?! ;D
You should be flattered girl, you don't have to yes unless you want to! ENJOY!!:))

http://news.linq.in/ said...

Nice post baby... and Holy Boob theory should be patented on your name. Go for d patent!LOL. I'm laughing my butt out after reading this. I know few guyz around who mug up those fucking punch lines from some crap books and tries them on Kudis! Hehe

Thse lines are for those who doesn't have proxy server called brain which filters requests!

I would love to go on a date with you babe(No punch lines here bcoz I want to go on a date with you, That's it!)

I remember a time(when I was 17) when I used some punch line "You are like an oasis in the desert of my life!" for a girl and I couldn't stop laughing on myself for next couple of days! LOL

Papillon said...

I have been reading your blog since so long.Never dropped a comment. Donno why :). Really really love the way you write and mostly I open your blog at that moment when I need something to cheer me up or make me forget everything else.

Keep writing.You are awesome

*~*Sameera*~* said...

Ha ha!Gal you sure make a baboon of them,don't you ;)

You think that treatment would actually cure them?I mean,don't you think some jerks would actually enjoy that experience?He he

Anyways a cliched pick up line I often get on facebook and orkut :

"You have a lovely smile"

Anjuli said...

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

loved it!

Homo Escapeons said...

OMG!
Tell me about it!
I am so sick of 'Cougars' undressing me with their eyes. I know damn well that they aren't interested in my personality. What about my hopes, dreams and aspirations...there is more to me than my implement of pleasure!

Most of the time I keep my long jacket on so that they don't grab my ass. I keep my ears plugged with my MP3 so that I don't have to hear their whistling and catcalls.

Honestly. I've just about had it up to HERE!

flyingstars said...

a perennial problem, perhaps a problem with the vision...we all try to act smart in front of the opposite sex & at the end make a fool of ourselves!

anuj said...

haha .. tht was funny ..
holy boob treatment is grt though :P .. n wht makes u think tht aftr such holiness guyz wud forget it .. wud thy b able to think of the pleasure nd the holiness of it :P

keshi .. u seem to b a hard nut to crack .. hehe

just mad said...

very clevel replies and of course the treatment too :)

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

heh heh heh .... at da moment , i'd willingly accept a bit of attention !!!

Nishant Chandgotia said...

arghhhhhhh the blog has been smeared by a misandrist..argggghh someone call the police...help help...

And you females have such torture treatments for us...us poor guys ...you should be banned from public places...

On a more serious note that was very offending....

:):):):)

Solitaire said...

Too funny!! I do not really have pick-up lines for you since desi guys from my generation normally don't go using them on desi girls.

But I have had friends at least 7 years younger to me come up to me and say, "I love you. I want to marry you" within 2 months of knowing them.

One even talked to his parents about who he wants to marry after he exchanged a hello with me.

I am seriously fed up of these men!!

Bla said...

Hot blog, hot posts, hot pix... You are so damn sexy, Keshi.

:)

EmmaK said...

'Don't worry about the boot..my car's boot does that everytime it sees a pretty girl'
Wow!! What a terrible line.
But I reckon one should enjoy all the attempts of men to pick one up, as long as they aren't abusive, because at some point in the future I reckon it will be so depressing when one is old and wrinkly and no one honks their horn at my hooters!

The Grunt said...

My buddies and I were at a Subway sandwich shop. The girl making our sandwiches crouched down to grab some supplies under the counter. Then my weird friend tries flirting by saying, "Are you hiding from me?" The girl came back up with a rather perplexed look on her face and said, "No". She then ignored him and kept on making sandwiches. LOL! We still tease him about that one.

Stace said...

I think a woman has to be attractive before guys will attempt to pick her up. Hence, nobody has ever tried on me! Which is fine, because if they did I'd smack 'em in the head.

Keshi said...

omg I so know that one Silvara. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Margie dahlin ur hubby sounds like a real gentleman. Thats so good to know :)

HUGS!

And hey the HBT is my invention...it's anew treatment we girls should give the boys if they ever become 'booby traps'. LOL!


hv a super duper day luv!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

BB so nice to see ya here...missed ya tonz. HUGS!


**simply walking up to a lady and asking her if she wanted to talk

thats such a sweet n decent way to approach a lady. And it also depends on how u said it..I mean the tone of ur voice n all. Im sure u wud hv swept her off her feet.

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

o Menchie dun I know abt ur HOT LEGS. I saw em on ur blog one day and rem I was saying how sexy they were? U hv GREAT legs!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Mav!

**i didnt even read the last 2 words

k so then how d u know there we exactly 2 words after that line? LOL!


**so in ur picturization baboons can make human sounds eh???

hell nah...read those sounds again...doesnt it sound like a baboon/man? LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya SC! :)

**it probably won't be my cleavage...

in that case it wud hv to be Holy H**e Treatment LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Rama! :)

I read it...aww...HUGS!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Mel!

Guys need 'shock' treatment u know :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Impressionist tnxx! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahahaha Jay!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Nadine!

**I've been off the market a long time

o cmon ur not that ancient :)


HUGS!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Bev all ok now? U sounded like Lorena Bobbit yday. LOL!


**The guy went away wearing salad.

ROFL! So he became Salad 'Dressing' or went home dressing salad? LOL!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Helen I hvnt tried the HBT myself..it's just an new invention LOL! So beware..and plz, Im not liable for any damages ok!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Fingers!

**how many guys have you cured with that Holy Boob Treatment ??

none so far. It's just a new idea LOL!

u need it several times? in that case I'd suggest a massive dose of it...meaning line up 10 women and the rest u know. ;-)

keshi.

Keshi said...

WOW Vesty amazing story! That's a very brave woman...but I respect her for she did what she felt....


**I often wonder what may have happened if her ma in law hadn't turned up, and my thingme wasn't sick. What do you reckon?

I guess it wud hv ended up in a fling n things wud hv gotten worse actually...cos she was a maried woman. So Im glad it ended like the way it did.


:)

tnxx Vesty!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim I refuse to kiss my ass goodbye until Im dead n Im aware of it too. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Outdoorsy that was a funny story! ty sweetz.


**"whatever! You're like 10!"

I so got ya straight away..I knew u meant he's like a 10yr old. And he didnt get it? LOL wut an ass!



**yeah! You're just too hot for me!".

hahaha good one girl!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Iceman tnxx! :)


**a nice big and round ass

LOL u massive perv!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dhruv lol tnxx!

;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ziah hun u've been married for just 6months? awww...


** HOW OBLIVIOUS I can be when someone hits on me

LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Phoso!

** I have to beat 'em off with a stick!!!


LOL hahahaha! ur teasing me now arent ya? :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Lavida aww ty n HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


**"Are u a virgin?"

OMG thats such a DEGRADING qn! YUKKKK how dare! If a guy ever asked me that I'll make sure he stays a Virgin all his life. i.o.w. I'll cripple his certain body parts. LOL!



**If I had said yes would he have taken the burden off I have always wondered.

hahahaha! He's a moron. A Momma's boy.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Willz that was such a sweet lil story.


**"and by special, I don't mean mentally challenged, really."


LOL so darn cute!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Aphrodite :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Amy hows u? Hope all's well with ya hun.

**It also helped me release something that has been bothering me

aww Im glad :) HUGS!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

WC Rahul n tnxx!

yes my other name is Ass-kicker. ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jeevan tnxx!


**Those are legs not fair as keshi’s

na my legs r tan..close to the first pic in this post :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Andrew yeah mebbe :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Irshad WC n ty!


**I am sure most of the girls wouldn't have the guts to do the same.


do what? :) I didnt do the Holy Boob Treatment on anyone yet, if thats wut u meant. It's just a suggestion for now hehehehe...



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Knatch tnxx! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehehe Kalpz yep, tnxx hun!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Stevo!

**Just talk to me and see where it leads.....

Now thats a good pickup line.:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

no worries Ghosty, take it easy mate!

HUGS! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ravi tnxx ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Asha lol tnxx hun!


** Got to try, yeah?!

yeah they do...so pathetically. They can top in the 'Worst ever pickup line' competition. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Mayur!

**Holy Boob theory should be patented on your name

haha yes. It's only an idea so far...if someone wants to implement it as a hospital therapy, they should ask me first and buy the rights from me. LOL!



**You are like an oasis in the desert of my life!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so lame! Sorry Mayur but had u told me that I'd hv burst out laughing on ur face. :):)


Im still laughing LOL!


keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyyyy Papillon WC n ty so much for saying that!


**Really really love the way you write and mostly I open your blog at that moment when I need something to cheer me up or make me forget everything else


u hv no idea how HAPPY ur words made me. If someone out there is cheered up or feels a bit understood by reading my posts, well then I have LIVED life to the fullest.


ty n HUGS!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Sameera tnxx hun!


**I mean,don't you think some jerks would actually enjoy that experience

yes initially they wud but not after their head's gone left n right a several times. The trauma of it will remain for some time. LOL!


that Smile pickup line..omg I so know that one..Im sooo over it too. :)

HUGS!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Anjuli!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyye HE lol!

**I keep my ears plugged with my MP3 so that I don't have to hear their whistling and catcalls.

hahaha stop teasin me now!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Flying!

yes it happens..even to girls ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Anuj ;-)


** n wht makes u think tht aftr such holiness guyz wud forget it .. wud thy b able to think of the pleasure nd the holiness of it

how wud u feel when ur head is stuck between 2 massive boobs going left n right in top speed...when ur head is out again, it'll feel like it just went thru a car accident.


LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe ty JM ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Deepz...

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Nishant LOL!

**the blog has been smeared by a misandrist.

ah ah another one bites the dust! ROFL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Solitaire tnxx hun!


o cmon dun tell me Desi guys dun use pickup lines (and pretty bad ones too LOL!). The car-boot story guys were desi guys...they looked like North Indian guys..and they asked me if I was from Kerala. LOL!



**One even talked to his parents about who he wants to marry after he exchanged a hello with me.

hahahahaha! cute tho :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Bla tnxx!

**Hot blog, hot posts, hot pix... You are so damn sexy, Keshi.


u too Bla. I like ur taste in almost everything. ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Emma yes we should enjoy it :)

**in the future I reckon it will be so depressing when one is old and wrinkly and no one honks their horn at my hooters

awww...so true. I never wanna grow old...I always tell my mum that I wanna die young lol!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Grunty tnxx!

**The girl came back up with a rather perplexed look on her face and said, "No".

haha!

His pickup line was pretty lame. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Stace!

**Hence, nobody has ever tried on me

o cmon dun tell me ur not 'ATTRACTIVE'! U R!

Keshi.

SaffronSaris said...

Hilarious!!

Dumbest line I've heard was "I tried to get your attention the whole week along the corridors, but you just ignored me....". Hmmm, I certainly am not so dumb as not to know another was trying to get my attention for THE WHOLE WEEK. Telepathic powers don't work on me, if that is what "tried to get your attention" is referring to.

Lol!

KAYLEE said...

how are you?

Keshi said...

LOL Saffy wut kind of idiot was that...whole week? And in the corridor? So did he camp in the corridor the whole week, trying to get ur attention?

***rolling eyes***


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Keshi said...

Kaylz Im good ta, how abt u hun??

Keshi.

anits said...

LOL ah..on the HOly Boob Treatment!
haha...good post! hv a nc day gal!

Simply Curious said...

Sheesh Keshi, wouldn't it be easier to combine answering comments all into one comment? It took me forever to find your answer to my comment.

I'm sorry honey, I didn't understand your answer. Holy...what? Seriously, I'm racking my brain and I can't think of what it could be. I'm so tired that my eyes are closing, so you'll have to forgive my slowness.

Keshi said...

u too Anits ty!

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Keshi said...

LOL SC its ok :)

Hol*y H*le Treatment.

Just fill in the blanks. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Gosh Im such a slut.

Keshi.

Sam said...

ummmm..... none that i can recall!! never tried any.. and no girls been crazy enuf to try any on me!! :)

Ravi said...

Excellent post with a good amount of cheeky humor :)

Take care!

Mayur said...

hey keshi why dont you publish a book on this mate-it'll be a bestseller!! :D
Cheers!
Mayur

Nadim said...

i would stare at your bountiful ass too! and not to mention your other curves! so what treatment am i gonna get? ;)

HAT (Holy Ass Trtmnt)?
HPT (Holy Pussy Trtmnt)?
OR the mother of all treatments, SEX (i dont think its a abbrevation of anything)?

and i might need the treatment 24x7. well, atleast every few hours!

Keshi said...

aww Sam :)

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Keshi said...

tnxx Ravi! :)

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Keshi said...

I should ha :) @Mayur.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Nadim lol r ya for real!


**so what treatment am i gonna get?

most prolly a general anaesthesia LOL!

:) HUGS WB!


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AmitL said...

Keshi,this was,err,seriously funny.Right from Warren's (am)bush of 3-4 days to your comment 'Ah ah hang on mate, big heart, big boobs, big hopes? Big mistake!'to the guy who doesn't want to get married,the post had me smiling.

But,seriously,you know,I've noticed even here-if gals are friendly and nice,people(Read 'guys')tend to misinterpret it as 'easy'...well,that's human nature,I'd say.

Judge Arse said...

Keshi, I like you quite well, but not well enough to kiss your booty!

Anytime someone kisses me, that's what they're kissing, since, well, look at my avatar, after all! Such a lovely picture of a really fine Arse!

di.di said...

Funny post, liked it a lot.

Keshi said...

tnx Amit! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha Judge tnxx!

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Keshi said...

tnxx Didi! :)

Keshi.

ALI said...

This line of yours "guys-see-a-girl-and-they-instantly-become-big-fat-idiots"

reminds me of a scene in a disc here..

I went to this disc and was just sitting and enjoying there...
suddenly i see a guy, totally drunk, jumps out of the dance floor and comes to two ladies sitting close to me.

He asked one of them to dance with him and when she refused he started dancing there itself, to impress her or something, and it was really horrible....don't know what he was up to..but he was looking a complete idiot...

ALI said...

Holy Boob Treatment

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

You are too much....

Not all but i guess most of them deserve this HOLY treatment..


take care

~ali

Keshi said...

he Ali tnxx!


**and when she refused he started dancing there itself...


LOL hahahaha I cant stop laughing!


Keshi.