Thursday, February 14

Right Here Waiting For You

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now that I'm broken
Get me some glue


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've waited so long
I'm gonna sue you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
My question is
Where the F*** are you!


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've started dating Elvis
Too bad for you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you aint dead yet
I hope your brains grew


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just that I noticed
My shoes are still new


Roses are red
Violets are blue
You'd be hard to find
Even in Peru!


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I should've known
That you don't have a clue


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now that I'm dead
You can't give me the flu


Roses are red
Violets are blue
You might be sleeping
Like the Baboons do?


Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a ghost
I still won't see you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
My boobs are no more
And it's all because of you!


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll come kick you
After I learn Kung-Fu


Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I ever meet you
I'll feed you Tofu


Roses are red
Violets are blue
oops I cant find a spot
To print a Tattoo!


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please F*** off
I've something else to do


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know you like me
But I dun like you


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Did you pass out
Or die in your pew?


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Watch out Mr.Right
Your funeral is due


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Should I look for you
Somewhere on Yahoo?


Dimes are silver
Pennies are brass
Why is your brain
Stuck in your a***!



I made those up for my very, ummm, romantic Valentine who's nowhere to be seen btw...probably on a massive drug-overdose...awwwww ***sticks out tongue at ya***. If you wanna add to this list, please do so (sweet or mean)
. Be as creative as you can. Happy Shmellingtines Day all you eww-inspiring lovers! ***pukes violently***. All those Singles out there, ROCK ON babies! And all you LOVELY people here who brighten up my every single day, MWAHHHHHHHHHZ I LOVE YOU, this is for ya!


Current Music: Something Stupid by Frank and Nancy Sinatra

167 Cranium Signets:

KAYLEE said...

Well that made me feel better!!!!! been a rough day :(

KAYLEE said...

HUGS Kaylz why d u feel like ur dying????///

because of the great amount of pain that i am in!!!! my chest and now the other area :( you are truly helping me get through this in a great way and I thank you for always being there for me :) i am sure that i will be much happier soon!!!!! its just a matter of time!

Steph said...

Happy Valentines day gorgeous!

Sweetstickychewy said...

lol.. lovely write up Keshi.

And hey u ought to let him read this when he is found.

You guys would probably be tickled in laughs.;)

Happy Valentine's Day!"D

MWAHS!

willheim said...

you made me smile. you made me laugh.
tanx.

krystyna said...

Wow, very cute!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And Keshi is cute


Happy Valentine's Day!

Rex Venom said...

Very, um, Moving. Yeah! Heheh
Happy Love Day!
Rock on!

Margie said...

What a poem!!!!
Funny!!! hahhaha!

Happy Valentine's Day, hun!

HUGGGGGGGGGZ to you sweets!
Got any chocolate to share?

Margie

George said...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Keshie's a sweetheart
And beautiful too

Solitaire said...

Is this a contest too?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Today is stupid
Go belch and moo!

wp 2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Hahahahaha.....

Loved it.

Just come back from a stupid meeting. You know how much I hate meetings.

This is just what I needed!

Tankyou! Tankyou! Tankyou!

Where in ell is the 'H'?

LOL

Bev

Jay said...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish she was dead
You know it's true

What?

Okay, how bout these...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Keshi is cute
And sexy too

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna hug Keshi
And kiss her too

woo-hoo! ;-)

Keshi said...

Kaylz cheer up. I know its a very hard thing to do given the situation ur in, but u hv me and all the friends here for ya...ok? HUGGGGGGGGGZ! Imagine u never knew of the Blog world? Trust me, there r alot of ppl like that :)


So did u get chocs today?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnxx hun @Steph!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha Amy yes I should...tnxx hun!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

So happy to hear that Willz! :)

Keshi.

Zhu said...

Nice! I thought it was a song actually, I could almost hear a rhythm as I was reading.

Er... hope it's humorous rather than bitter! Keshi wouldn't be bitter, right? ;)

Head up girl!

Keshi said...

hey Krys thats a very cute one! ty n MWAH!

one for u...


Roses are red
Violets are blue
You and I
Are friends so true



:)

HUGS!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Rex!

MWAH!

Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

YES I go lots of chocolate!!!!! thank you that is very true!!!!!! love ya :) I AM OKAY NOw :)

Keshi said...

heyya Margie MWAH!


**Got any chocolate to share?

lol plenty...I got some Baci chocs that I bought for mum...want some?


hv a lovey-dovey day with ur man
;-)

Keshi.

Chriz said...

me listening to robbie williams's something stupid... happy valentines kesh

Keshi said...

thats sooo sweet George TY!

here's one for ya:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
George is a hunk
With a heart so true

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Solitaire :) not a competition..just having fun.


**Roses are red
Violets are blue
Today is stupid
Go belch and moo!


hahahaha I laughed so hard TY!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Good to know that Bev LOL!

I loathe meetings yuikkz! wut dija do, draw data models of LOVE? haha!


**Where in ell is the 'H'?

lol wut d u mean?


Keshi.

Jim Dean said...

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me
, ,
this is the right lyric for Valentines Day Silly
, ,

Keshi said...

hey Jay!

**Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish she was dead
You know it's true

LOL hahaha!



aww u did well with the Keshi ones. :) HUGGGGGGGGZ n MWAHHHHHHHHHZ!

here's one for ya:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jay is a stunner
I love him I do


:)
Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Zhu!

** hope it's humorous rather than bitter! Keshi wouldn't be bitter

def humorous hun! :)

tnxx!
Keshi.

Keshi said...

Chriz I like this version of the song...cos it's old n nice hehehe.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim thats so Disney lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Kaylz Im glad. :)

Keshi.

maverick said...

hey...morning humorous keshi...nice poem...i mean look the amt of free time u ve..lol...happy valentines day to u :)...plan to use the medium today??? ;)

Keshi said...

lol Mav no free time...this was done late last nite.


Im sooo busy here at work but just blogging in between to kill the stress :)


Keshi.

Margie said...

AWWWWW!
You would share some of that chocolate with me.
Thaxxxx, hun!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love chocolate
But, not as much as I love you!


I think it will be a lovey-dovey day, as I got a doz. red roses tonight.

Off to bed now, I was supposed to be in bed a while ago, as I need to be all better when we go out to dinner tomorrow night.

Nitey-nite, Keshi!

MWAH!

Margie

Jim Dean said...

Roses are red
your lips are red too

Violets are blue
but not me
since I found u

its a wonderful world
this blog world

i found soo many girls here
young and old

most of these girls i never will meet

some like RM and Margie coz they are happily married

some coz they are les
and they dont take me seriously

some like the japonese lady
coz they are younger than my daughter

some like K
who dont see me as a lover
only a good friend

some like Keshi
coz she wont go all the way

maverick said...

lol...how late was the last nite eh???

newaz..off now..heading to class...u head to ER :D

Jim Dean said...

Kaylee

u need to focus on pleasant thoughts

but its hard i know when u r in pain

but all the more when u r in pain
u need to escape from pain
by pain killers or better still mind control

the mind is wonderful
here i am in mumbai
the Marathi manus is terrorizing the non marathis

Mumbai aamchee, they say
first they attacked muslims
now they are attacking north indians

soon they will attack Goans
not a day goes by when somebody is killed by insane mobs here

now u can cower in fear waiting for your turn

or u can just ignore the fear
and carry on living

where is SOUTHY?
he is gonna kill me for me dis

anits said...

very creative post! Happy Valentines to u! hv a great one gal!mmuuuahhhh

anits

Jim Dean said...

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

More quotes from George Bernard Shaw

Shionge said...

I knew it! I knew Keshi Darling is gonna come up with a funny post on V's Day kekekek...I love it and my wish is that you won't be waiting too long for your prince charming ;)

Have an nice day pal!

uttara said...

hey lovely woman :)

wishing u a happy valentine's day

Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

missing u loads ( do keep in touch thru mails)

love u
utssy

Jim Dean said...

lets take a walk together near the open shore hand in hand you and i..

lets cherish every moment we have been given the time is passin by..

i hope and pray before i lay down by your side if u receive your..
callng before i awake could i make it through the night..


cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, for as long as we both shall live..

cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..

cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, for as long as we both shall live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..


the world is always changing nothing stays the same..
but love will stand the test of time..
the next life that we live in remains to be seen will you be by my side..

i hope and pray before i lay down by your side and if u receive your..
callng before i awake could i make it through the night..


cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, for as long as we both shall live.
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..

cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, for as long as we both shall live
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..

cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love.....

, ,
sing happy songs Keshi
today is not the day to think negative
, ,

Knatchbulley Hughzscene said...

aloha :)
tht was really funny!!
day will go better ;)

c e e d y said...

lol....

loved it - really cool - long live the singles :)

roses are red
violets are blue
looking at you
makes me want to go to the loo

cheers and happy valentines daY

The Grunt said...

Roses are red.
The sheets are black.
I'll take you to heaven
Before your man comes back.

Sugarlips said...

Happy Valentine's day my dear...how are u doing?

You made me laugh and yes I'm back :)

Stay Beautiful...!!

AVIANA said...

happy valentine's chicki

may our tetas feel some lovin soon damnit and not from our own hands!!!

muah!

Jim said...

Well lordy I shall not be, I shall not be moved
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's growin' in the meadow (down by the water)
I shall not be moved

I'm on my way to glory land and I shall not be moved
On my way to glory land I will not be moved
I'm like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved

I shall not be, I shall not be moved
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved

I shall not be, I shall not be moved
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved

Well I'm on my way to glory land and I shall not be moved
On my way to glory land I shall not be moved
I'm like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved

Oh well
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved

On this rock of ages, I shall not be moved
On this rock of ages, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved

Glory, glory, glory hallelujah, I shall not be moved
Glory hallelujah, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved

, ,
inspite of the black humor here
I still see skies of blue
and women who believe in love and romance
, ,

and not in just getting laid

Jeevan said...

"Just that I noticed
My shoes are still new
I'll come kick you"
"After I learn Kung-Fu"
these are some funny reading ;) That’s very sweet of the present in the pictures. Hugsss

Here is mine:

Roses are red
violets are blue
I love you so
and these flow

Roses are red
violets are blue
I have lovely times
being here too :)

Anjuli said...

lol...

that was funny!

Happy Valentine's Day to u sweets!

Anjuli

Whitesnake said...

Smile and the world smiles with ya!

Cry and I'll wipe away the tears...

Gonecase said...

So many roses and so many blues, hehehe, having fun at valentine, eh !!
An old roses crap from my side too:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was born smart
WTF happened to you :P

Emjoy the day lady !

Mel Avila Alarilla said...

Hi Keshi,
Happy Valentines Day to you. God bless you.

Rohit Tripathi said...

Happy valentine day for you....... for me latest Post :Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend…

Nadine said...

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Don't worry Mr Right's coming
He's coming for you.

Happy Valentine's Day Keshi.

fingers said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
For poetry's sake,
It's lucky that's true.

For if roses were red,
But violets were purple,
This would be harder,
Coz as far as I know there's no word that rhymes with purple...

Happy VD, Keshi.
You have a lovely blog...

Kulpreet said...

I see a lot of rush in the words. And I have a feeling that soemthing will happen today, for you. Do let us know.

And don't you dare think it won't happen, because it will. Because it always does.

Take care...

vishesh said...

lovely...keshi btw u heard of hallelujah?

Pri said...

hahaha hilarious ones there...
rock on babes!!
keshi turns poetess and this time no credit to cupid :p

have a happy valentine day :)

Sam said...

happy valentines day keshi!!! taht's a lovely song.. adn well.. i lopve it!! :)

Tys on Ice said...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Iam still in bed
my head feels like lead

happy valentine girl...

mutleythedog said...

Very funny!

How about

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most rhymes rhyme
This one doesn't

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

lol awwww!!!

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Why you worrying hun?
When I love you! ;p

vitruvian said...

hey...
some were ROTFL....lol...
but don't mock couples...
I LIKE!!
I'm single still...when I see people genuinely in love being cute(theres a fine line between cute and corny), I still go all "aawwww..how cuteeee!"

neway..
happy valentine's day(its such a farcical occasion though!!)
cheers to EVERYday!

http://news.linq.in/ said...

Roses are red
violets atre blue
Why you are so sweet?
Give me a clue!

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I'm feeling thirsty,
Gimme mountain due

Roses are red
violets are blue,
I'm going too far
like a sailor's crew!

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Don't cru much
I don't have tissue (:D)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You go with Elvis
I'll take drew! (:D)

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Ziah said...

Heheheh... Lemme add some true psycho babble to the pot;)

"Roses are red and Violets are blew,
Reminds me strangely of all those I slew"

Mwahahahaha:) Ok, don't ask whats come over me, okay???

Hugs!

http://news.linq.in/ said...

Love ya Keshi. Remain d same

Hugz and kisses.

Vik said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The gurl next door is hot,
And so is her mom, i am (hiccup)sure ...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you thought Keshi was single,
I am as well LOL

That was god so funny ;-). How you had a good day off.

J said...

Looking cute kesh ;)

Asha said...

HeHe!! Very nice rhymes!!! Love ya Keshi!

Arvind didn't even remember today is V day! When I told him, he says "everyday is V day for you because I come straight home to you from work!". It's true, it did make me feel good!:))

anuj said...

roses are red
violets are blue
I saw him passin by
I guess he went to the Loo !!

roses are red
violets are blue
m sick n fucked up
on d bloody valentine m down wid flu :(


Happy Valentine day keshi ..HUGGGZZZZ ;)

take care.

BUMBLE!!! said...

Do you think Frank should be singing that song with Nancy?

I think the feds might have something to say about it!

Happy Valentine's Day.
Who knows... you might go out tonight and meet someone special.

starry nights said...

Love the music and the words you made up.
This is what I have to say

Roses are red
violets are blue
Just be yourself
And you will be wooed.

Have a nice day Keshi.

Lord Tennisanyone said...

Damn this insipid Hallmarkian charade!

Most of you are prolly too young to remember the pre-Politically Correct school days when only the most attractive mates in this Darwinian Lottery received Cards.

They would gloat over there mountain of syncophantic slatherings while the undesirables and social pariahs moped and stared at their empty desktop.

Oh the Humanity!

Anyone who needs a designated, mandatory, Calendaric, edict to tell their special someone that they LOVE them is pathetic.

Let's acknowledge all of this bullsh*t for what it really is, a commercialized, fraudulent, ridiculous, excuse for post-pubescent wankers to try and get some 'action'.

The Romans had Temple prostitutes to satisfy the demands of worshipping Venus and these venereal activities were taxable and put money in the State coffers. Everyone benefitted...
except the working gals who must have hated working overtime on Venereal Day!

Now most of the money goes to chocolateers and florists...and Marital Aid Boutiques...DOH!
I just lost my train of thought.
Dammmmit!

Jim said...

VEST had an accident
he stumbled and fell

his head looks like he had a caesarian

hehehehe

Vinesh said...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you say so
Even the roses are blue

(hands out bucket for Keshi to puke) :-)

I've heard "Something Stupid" by Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman. Didn't know that was a cover :-P

vinay said...

keshi chan is still the bestest!!! by the way i was out of blogging for long and now i cant access Niki chan's blog!!!didnt get an invite :(

the stygian sailor said...

roses are red
violets are blue
the chicken i ate had bird flu
now i sit crapping
in the dirty loo

Ghost Particle said...

Im here...not drug overdosed :p

Happy Valentines day keshi! Hugs...

wp 2007 said...

Hi Keshi

This might just be a solution to your man problem. :)



Gorillas have been caught on camera for the first time performing face-to-face intercourse.

Humans and bonobos were the only primates thought to mate in this manner. And while researchers have observed wild gorillas engaged in such an act, it had never been photographed.

"Our current knowledge of wild western gorillas is very limited, and this report provides information on various aspects of their sexual behavior," said Thomas Breuer of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology. "It is fascinating to see similarities between gorilla and human sexual behavior demonstrated by our observation."

LOL

Bev

EBEZP said...

Just popped by to say
Happy Valentines Day
And if you weren't so far away
Gorgeous Kes, I'd make your day!!

@purV said...

Looks like someone's suffering pretty seriously from the Valenf***ingtine day blues.

La vida Loca said...

lolz
happy v day to ya as well

Mez said...

Loved u for this..HVD sweetz. Next yr will be our year. God cant be testin our patience so much nah.

Cinderella. said...

Girl...this was hillarious.
I just wrote one such poem, about 2-3 days back, full of anguish, and swearing, and scoffing and huffing.
But after that, I felt so cleansed ya know.
So I guess you must feel the same too.
I'll post that one soon, so you see, literary spurts outta my f***ed up head in times of lunacy...lol !!!

Keshi said...

hey Margie hope u had a ROMANTIC V day hun. I know everyday is V day for ya. :)


**Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love chocolate
But, not as much as I love you!


that is so very sweet. Such a lovely thing to say!



here's one from me:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I see an angel
That would be you!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim Dean here's one for ya:

Roses are blue
Violets are red
oops did I say it wrong
I think Im dead!


lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mav Im a nite owl ;-)



-----------------------------------

ty Anits!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Shionge tnxx! :):)

::HUGS::



-----------------------------------


Uttsy the sweet smiling princess...HUGGGGGGGGGGZ n tnxx hun!

I know ur very busy these days...tc n be in touch.


btw did u get any roses?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jim Dean I like that song...CHERISH.


**sing happy songs Keshi
today is not the day to think negative, ,


wuts negative abt this? urrrrrrrrrrrg! Its the truth :):)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Knat WC n Im glad I cud make u laff :):)



-----------------------------------

heyya Ceedy lolz!



**roses are red
violets are blue
looking at you
makes me want to go to the loo

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! ty so much that was sooo funny LOL!



hv a good day Mr.Single! ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Grunty!


**Roses are red.
The sheets are black.
I'll take you to heaven
Before your man comes back.


oooh lala SULTRY SASSY SEXY stuff! ;-)


tnxx that was great!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Sugarlips WB I missed ya!



-----------------------------------


lolz Lissa tnxx hun MWAHHHHHHHH!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jimmy Valentine hows ya?


** inspite of the black humor here
I still see skies of blue
and women who believe in love and romance, ,
and not in just getting laid



does this echo 'not getting laid'? Why d u always get confused with my posts? LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Jeevan that was lovely tnxx mate!


**Roses are red
violets are blue
I have lovely times
being here too :)


awww...



here's one for ya Jeevan:

Dimes are silver
Pennies are brass
You're a friend
Of genuine class!



HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anjuli tnxx hun!



-----------------------------------

Stevo HUGGGGGGGGZ n tnxx mate!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Gonecase tnxx!


**Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was born smart
WTF happened to you


LOL hahahaha nice one! how abt another one like this:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd like to meet ya
And punch u black n blue

:):)

hv a good one mate!

-----------------------------------



tnxx Mel same to ya!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Rohit WC and I'd love to read ur GF Vacancy post soon. tnxx!



-----------------------------------

heyy Nadine tnxx hun that was so sweet! Here's one for ur beautiful heart..


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nadine is as sweet
As fresh sparkling dew.


HUGGGGGGZ!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Fingers WC n ty!

LOL i loved ur one!


**For if roses were red,
But violets were purple,
This would be harder,
Coz as far as I know there's no word that rhymes with purple...


hahaha! but wut abt the word 'CIRCLE'? close i guess :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Kulz tnxx but nothing very romantic happened yday...except mum left a beautiful V-day card and a rose for me on my bed when I went home :)

that was lovely!


Keshi.

lee said...

Here's one for ya, keshi:

the roses are shrivelled
the violets are dead
there's a lot of men out there
need a shot through the head ;).

yes, it's very sweet :).

Keshi said...

yes Vish why? :)


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tnxx Pri ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Sam!


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heyya Tys!



**Roses are red
Violets are blue
Iam still in bed
my head feels like lead


LOL hahahahaha nice one! u r too funny!!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Mutley!

**Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most rhymes rhyme
This one doesn't


lol hahaha that one is VERY MUTLEY!



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aww Cheesy u r so sweet HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ n ty!


here's one for ya:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are beautiful
And very kind too.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Vitruvian ty!


**but don't mock couples...

aww no I dun mock normal couples..but I dun like ppl who display their affection in public places...coochi cooing n all..massive pashing etc YUKKKK!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mayur that was very clever! :) so sweet too. ty!


**Roses are red
Violets are blue
You go with Elvis
I'll take drew


THE BEST! lol!


here's one for ya:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
You go with Drew
I'll still take you.


:)


ok will check it soon. ty, that sounds like a V-day treat for me WOOHOO!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Ziah luv!


**Roses are red and Violets are blew,
Reminds me strangely of all those I slew"


hahahahahahaha! LOVED IT! U R HOT! lol u n I hv the same kinda head. :):) ty sweetie!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Mayur ty n u too!



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hey Vikz!


**Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The gurl next door is hot,
And so is her mom, i am (hiccup)sure ...


lol u serious!!!



**Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you thought Keshi was single,
I am as well LOL


hahahaha doesnt rhyme, sooo funny!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Mayur ty n u too!



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hey Vikz!


**Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The gurl next door is hot,
And so is her mom, i am (hiccup)sure ...


lol u serious!!!



**Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you thought Keshi was single,
I am as well LOL


hahahaha doesnt rhyme, sooo funny!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jono I know I'd look cute even when Im dead. LOL tnxx!


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Asha hey HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

**everyday is V day for you because I come straight home to you from work!".


thats such a ROMANTIC thing to say! Its the closest one can get to the REAL thing. Arvind sounds like a great guy.


Keshi.

Dawn....सेहर said...

Awwww so cute pics :) though the first one made me laugh :)

My dear Happy Valentine's Day to you
Keep smiling
Cheers n Hugggz

Keshi said...

hey Anuj lol!


**roses are red
violets are blue
I saw him passin by
I guess he went to the Loo !!


hahaha!


**roses are red
violets are blue
m sick n fucked up
on d bloody valentine m down wid flu


lol but r ya serious? I mean d u hv the bird flu?


Get well soon Anuj! ::HUGS::


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hiyyya Bumble :)


** you might go out tonight and meet someone special.

in my dreams yes..hehehe. how was ur's?


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aww Starry ty darling! U mean I'd be swept off my feet ha? :) WOW!


Here's one for ya:


Roses are red
violets are blue
Starry is a sparkling diamond
In the skies so blue...



HUGGGGGGGZ!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha good Lord u make me laff! And u make good sense too. TY!


**except the working gals who must have hated working overtime on Venereal Day!


LOL!


Love ya man! Agreed 100%!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim u serious??? Abt Vesty I mean???



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hey Vinesh lol ty!


**hands out bucket for Keshi to puke

haha tnxx!



Somethin' Stupid was originally done by Frank n Nancy. I like the Robbie and Nicole version too. But Old is always Gold u see :)



Keshi.

Sugababee said...

love the first pic... classic! lol

hugs Kesh... ish all good... we all got each other innit;)

this is such a sweet song... have always loved this one... brings a smile all the time:)

Keshi said...

hey Vinay WB!

yes Niki is not blogging as usual..besides I hvnt been invited to read her new blog either :(


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Stygian!

**roses are red
violets are blue
the chicken i ate had bird flu
now i sit crapping
in the dirty loo


LOL haha that was funny!



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aww Ghosty HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


did u hv a good day?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHAHA Bev I cracked up readin that! TY I hv hope now LOL!


**"It is fascinating to see similarities between gorilla and human sexual behavior demonstrated by our observation."


didnt I tell ya abt Baboons!

Now I head to the woods...so next V-day I mite get a rose from a Gorilla.


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hey Simon awww...


**Just popped by to say
Happy Valentines Day
And if you weren't so far away
Gorgeous Kes, I'd make your day!!


that was truly SPECIAL, ty MWAH!


here's one for ya:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My day isnt so blue
Because of sweet you!


:HUGS::


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Apurv!

**Valenf***ingtine day blues

LOL no blues but it sure is F***ingtine to the core!


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tnxx LaVida MWAHHHHHHHHH!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mez tnxx hun MWAH!

God cant be testing my Patience..cos Im not bothered at all anymore :)


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lolz Cinderella MWAH!


** I felt so cleansed ya know.

it sure does!


I'll read ur's soon. tnxx hun!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Sweet LEE!


**the roses are shrivelled
the violets are dead
there's a lot of men out there
need a shot through the head

lol nice one hun!



here's another one:

the roses are shrivelled
the violets are dead
there's a lot of men out there
who are just F***ing dead!



HUGGGGGGGZ!


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ty sweet Dawny HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!


:)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

thats rite Suga we hv each other..MWAHHHHHHHHH!

Keshi.

SaffronSaris said...

Haha, that photo was morbid!
Happy belated Valentine's!
Muak!!

KAYLEE said...

how are you keshi?

tqmcintl said...

Metals (men) are elements that tend to lose electrons when they are involved in chemical reactions (love), and nonmetals (women)are those elements that tend to gain electrons.

Sometimes these elements form ions, charged elements or groups of elements. Metallic ions, because they are formed from atoms that have lost electrons, are positively charged (the nucleus is unchanged). When an atom or ion loses electrons it is said to have been oxidized. (spilled)

A common oxidation reaction in corrosion is the oxidation of neutral iron atoms to positively charged iron ions:
Fe » Fe+2 + 2e-

The electrons lost from a metal must go somewhere, and they usually end up on a nonmetallic atom forming a negatively charged nonmetallic ion. Because the charge of these ions has become smaller (more negative charges) the ion or atom which has gained the electron(s) is said to have been reduced. (fucked)

4H+ +O2 + 4e- » 2H2O

or

2H+ +2e- » H2


While other reduction reactions are possible, the reduction of oxygen is involved in well over 90% of all corrosion reactions. Thus the amount of oxygen present in an environment, and its ability to absorb electrons, is an important factor in determining the amount of oxidation, or corrosion, of metal that occurs.

Mnemonic device: Many people have a hard time remembering what oxidation and reduction mean in terms of chemical reactions. If you just remember that reduction means “get smaller,” then you can remember that the electrical charge on a reduced chemical has gotten smaller (has more negative charges). The opposite reaction, oxidation, means that the charge has gotten larger (not so easy to remember).


, ,
one and a two
and a lets play the game of love
, ,

maverick said...

hey gorgeous...afternoon...ki haal chal??replied to ur comment on my blog...btw wont b online today after an hr or so for the entire day...an event at my institute..so...

Jim said...

, , Anyone who needs a designated, mandatory, Calendaric, edict to tell their special someone that they LOVE them is pathetic., ,

I agree Lord

Vest said...

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Christmas
The world would be Jewish.
........
Rosy's are red
and Violet's are blue
"What colour are yours Keshi?"
"I'm not telling you"

Jim Dean said...

If it wasn't for Christmas
The world would be Jewish.
........



Thank God
but heyyy God


VEST is atheist
will he get fucked on Judgement Day?

Keshi said...

Saffy tnxx hun!


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Kaylz wussup? All ok?




Keshi.

Keshi said...

TQM ur mathematically romantic LOL!

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Mav ok :) hv fun!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim I second it :)


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hey Vesty HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ! WUT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO YA MAN???? Goshh u betta tc of urself! That pic was pretty scary...u hurt urself that bad!



**Rosy's are red
and Violet's are blue
"What colour are yours Keshi?"
"I'm not telling you"

LOL wuts that?




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim Dean atheist or not, we r all one..HUMAN. :)

Keshi.

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi...smile,smile,smile..at all your rhymes...I remembered just one funny rhyme from school days:(Wouldn't use it for anyone today,of course...LOL)

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
monkeys like you,
are found in the zoo'.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Gonecase said...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd like to meet ya
And punch u black n blue

Lol..

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You want to meet me
I'll be waiting for you ;)

Keshi said...

hey Amit tnxx LOL!

**Roses are red,
violets are blue,
monkeys like you,
are found in the zoo'.


hahahaha!


here's one for u:


Roses are red,
violets are blue,
'Baboons' like you,
Are not a few.


LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Gonecase!


**Roses are red
Violets are blue
You want to meet me
I'll be waiting for you ;)


lolz where at? :)


here's one for ya:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're waiting for me?
In green, red or blue?



LOL!

Keshi.

Gonecase said...

Australia ain't happening for me in near future so where is dunno for now, hehe !

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're waiting for me?
In green, red or blue?
....

Roses are red
Violets are blue
These aren't my colors
I prefer darker hue

Keshi said...

lol good one GC!

here's mine:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
No worries mate
I'll somehow spot you.


lolz!

Keshi.

Cyberkitty said...

Ha ha ha! Good ones! Now I don't feel so bad about not having a date!

Happy Valentines Day!!

Keshi said...

Cyberkitty WC n ty!

Never feel bad abt not having a Valentine...cos imagine if u got stuck with a jerk on Vals day? Its better to be single than be with a maniac. LOL!


Keshi.

Gonecase said...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
After watching all your pics
I'll spot you too :P

http://news.linq.in/ said...

Hey Keshi,

**Roses are red
Violets are blue
You go with Drew
I'll still take you.

Clever Girl! :D Anyways, I don't have any problems!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It would be a great time with
Keshi and drew! (LOL)

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm still a single
so are you!

I'm still a single so don't waste time(:D)
Would like to know more about ya.

Compassion Unlimitted said...

Phew..Do you or I still need a valentine..incidentally how do you think of these..amazing...lol
TC
CU

Nora said...

Happy Valentines Day gorgeous gal! I hope you had a good one. xx

Nora

KP! said...

keshi...i hope u hade great valentine day......:)

Phoenix said...

Simply superb......may i join da club?! ha ha ha.....

Phoenix said...

Simply Superb.....may i join da club?! ha ha ha......

Helen said...

Aaaawww, happy belated valentine's day love, here's a valentine's wish in poem form for you:

Roses are Red
Pansies are Yellow
Soon in your bed
will be one gorgeous fellow.

And then I do my Tabitha from Bewitched nose wriggle and make it happen ; )

Silvara said...

heya darling! i hope you still had a wonderful VDay even without the guy. I think single people should get a day to celebrate being single don't you think???

SwAThi.... said...

Roses are red and
violets are blue,
this blog rocks
and so do uuuu....

Seriously i could not stop laughing.... :D

Lena said...

lolz, keshi, that was fun to read :D
loved it!! i guess he has to read it once he is found :D

Brian in Oxford said...

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm schizophrenic
and so am i.

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
i'm gonna break your face!

(that last one is from "police squad", which developed into those naked gun movies....you have to recite it as a boxer in "muhammad ali" mode)

Keshi said...

hehehe Gonecase that was cute :)



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heyya Mayur!

**It would be a great time with
Keshi and drew

LOL good one! hahaha!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

CU :):)


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hey Nora ty sweetz!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty KP :)


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lolz Phoenix WC to the club!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Helen that was superb LOL! tnxx hun u really made me laugh :):)


** I do my Tabitha from Bewitched nose wriggle

Verra Cute!



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Silvara tnxx dahlin!

Ur right..they should hv a day for the Singles :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Swati that was a great one WOW :) ty so much dahlin!



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lolz Lena tnxx sweetz!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Brian lol ty!


hahaha @Mohammed Ali mode!


Keshi.

Aphrodite said...

hehehe...overdose it is aye...noise very noise..had me rolling with laughter all the way through...

Keshi said...

lol tnxx Aphrodite Im glad this made u laugh :):)

Keshi.

Judge Arse said...

Those cats look like my cats.
Just thought of a rhyme from a television programme in the 1970's. It didn't last very long which I was sorry about because it was rather amusing. The fellow wrote to the object of his affections "Roses are red, chickens are yeller, I hope that you like me 'cause I'm an awful nice feller." I always thought that was a good one!

Keshi said...

hahaha thats a good one Judge!

Keshi.

Mez said...

Am reading it again..loved it so much! Really funny.

:: Clouds :: said...

Hey this is funny!Heh.

Keshi said...

lolz Mez ;-)



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tnxx Clouds and WC!

:)


Keshi.