Thursday, February 28

Lost Property Notice!



HELP I've lost my boyfriend during Christmas! Attached is a recent photo of him ***droolz***. He's 5ft 11in tall, weighs about 75kgs, hunky as hell ***faints***, affectionately addressed by me as 'stickydatepudding', does very naughty things just to get my attention ***I go into a coma just looking at him anyways***, eats sleeps and cleans as told ***quite domesticable***, very bite-able in many places ***cries thinking about it***, walks in a way that makes you wanna marry him, makes almost any woman go crazy after meeting him ***BIYATCH keep your hands off him I tell ya!***, he may be hanging around with a blockbuster spoiltbrat named Posh ***who's really not posh but lets not go there*** and he may be feeling terribly lost without me ***awwww***. If found, please return him to Keshi ASAP! REWARD: A Kiss from Keshi. CONDITION: You gotta look close to Beckz. ;-)


Current Music: Can't Get You Outta My Head by Kylie Minogue

139 Cranium Signets:

J said...

Oh not Mr. Golden Balls Beckham please!!

maverick said...

hmm...so ystrdy nite u asked santa to bring beckham to u a a lil early as the xmas gift eh??

Sweetstickychewy said...

lol...oooh..he's turning u on eh..what trigges the rushes within?:O

I promise not to tell POSH! ZIP!

vEENs said...

hehehe! Keshi...sudeenly I am looking for him too!

GOD!!!

well I have a treaty for u to sign-

if i find him first.. i stay with him for a day and give him to yu.. and u do the same thing... deal?

sign it Keshi.. I think I know where to look for him... ;)

naughty Keshi!

wp 2007 said...

Hi Keshi

You’re a very good fictional writer.

What planet did you find this guy on? There’s no one on earth like him. LOL

eats sleeps and cleans as told ***quite domesticable

I can buy the eat and sleep, but cleans and is domesticable--I don’t think there’s a guy around like that—well, there is, but I’m not going there.

LOL

Bev

wp 2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Now you got me puking.

I really can't see much spice in this dude--or was he in spice.

That's enough Bev! Go wash your mouth out with soap!

LOL

Bev

Jim said...

thats not my daughter
thats cooksie

i stole her id

Jim said...

Beckham is highly over rated
both as a footballer and as a sex symbol

I think the latins are the most sexiest men on earth

Jon Abraham is more sexier than Beckham

Jim said...

Becky looks a sissy

anits said...

haha keshi...u r really very creative gal...n u always hv something interesting to post... by the way the white shirt guy (look like surya) in my blog is my dear bf ;) anyway he was so excited wen i told that u said he looks like surya lol

tcare gal...

Silvara said...

heheh u might need to ask his wife...unless he is hiding from her because he fell in love with you :P

Jim said...

but u cant really stereotype Indians

a North Indian is vastly diff from a South Indian and a Bengali babu

the people in the North East will not even appear to be Indian to an American

Americans have seen Sardarjis
Americans have seen the patels who run the potels
Americans have seen the Krisnamurthys in Silicon Valley


same with Americans
there is no stereotype for the American

in America u will find italians, germans, negroes of African origin,
Poles, Irish, etc

I am writing this to educate the firangi guys who visit here

and to placate SOUTHY for the hate post on Indians i posted earlier

Keshi said...

Jono Jono Jono!


**Mr. Golden Balls

Doesnt that make him even more attractive LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

nah Mav..he got lost last Dec. I want him now, not next Dec LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Veenz ;-)


**if i find him first.. i stay with him for a day and give him to yu.. and u do the same thing... deal?

ahemm this is my BF that I've lost, so what d u mean if I find him first? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Bev!

How did the 69 go?


**but cleans and is domesticable--I don’t think there’s a guy around like that

nah I read an article abt him..apparently he's an OC like me! Serious. Apparently Posh is sick of his cleanliness and the strong need for everything to be in order all the time. does this remind u of someone u know? LOL!



**Go wash your mouth out with soap!

nah I refuse to wash my mouth!

LOL!


Keshi.

Jim said...

Shucks
yeh kya ho raha hai?

phir se 69 talk !

Jim said...

69 is highly hazardous
i will only do 69 with a toothless woman

Keshi said...

u jealous Jim? dun be...cos Beckz' heat aint gonna be lost just cos u call him sissy. LOL!


**Jon Abraham is more sexier than Beckham

both r sexy in their own ways. U cant compare 2 hot men like that o nos!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Anits!

**... by the way the white shirt guy (look like surya) in my blog is my dear bf

OMG really? Im so sorry Anits I tried to hit on him LOL! I didnt know u had a BF. Ur lucky he's really cute :)


HUGS!

Keshi.

Jay said...

He really doesn't do much for me. Neither does his wife for that matter.

I'm not jealous either.

Okay, maybe just a little. ;-)

Keshi said...

heyya Silvara tnxx!

**unless he is hiding from her because he fell in love with you

yeah he told me all abt that diva of a vixen. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim wut r u on abt?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehehe Jay aww..dun be J. U ROCK!

Keshi.

Jim said...

guys here must be wondering how i have the time to chat here for hours

I lost my desire to work
I am a free lance consultant

and I get paid 50 dollars per hour here in india
the rate is 1000 dollars in US

so i said to my self if i were to marry an american citizen

I wud get green card
and immigrate to US

I considered Canada too
but Canada is too close to the North Pole

Australia is another option
nice climate

Jim said...

I am with Jay
we are not J

Jim said...

Silvara
u indian?
that sari suits u

desperado said...

i found him...was just looking in d mirror ;)

Jim said...

all i wanna be is
by your side

your under wear

your lipstick
when u lick it

cholli ke peche kya hain
cholli ke peche

Jim said...

I suxs
I no


bye

Keshi said...

Jim try n find Beckz on ur way home ok? :)

tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Now thats a good one Dhruv! Bring him home wont ya? ;-)

Keshi.

Jim said...

my mistake its 50 dollars per day not hour
and 1000 dollars per day in US

silly me

Jim said...

bye
when i dont go out to work
my wife (ex I mean) makes me cook


I am making mix vegetable sweet and sour

visit JIM CHEF if u want the recipe

messys musings said...

smiles

you can keep him.. :)

di.di said...

dont worry too much.. he is safe with me... nicely tucked under the duvet.. lol..

Menchie said...

He's all yours sweetie! After all, I've got Gerard. :D

Keshi said...

Jim :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Neha!

**you can keep him

ah ah now I didnt ask ur permission to keep him..I only said that he's lost. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Didi hey!

** he is safe with me... nicely tucked under the duvet.

o really? r ya sure ur not suffoacting him cos he cant be too long w.o. me! LOL send him plz!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Menchie hun I've lost him...duh I know he's MINE ***rolling eyes***.


**After all, I've got Gerard

Gerard btw is my part-time BF...no worries LOL!

Keshi.

Ziah said...

Beckham eh?:) I completely understand..:)

That Adrian Grenier is so godawfully hot, I need to bite my fingers off sometimes...:) Sigh!;) But I guess I'm happy with him being my eyecandy... my hotpot is home with me who by the way is one big drooler... specially if Mrs.Pitt is on screen:)

Jim said...

Nehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

OMG OMG OMG
Neha is here

heyyy Neha
didnt u see me?

u look gorgeous

Keshi said...

hey Ziah!

**Adrian Grenier

yep I can DO him, I mean aDOre him LOL!


**specially if Mrs.Pitt is on screen

she's cute...but has her lips had some Goldfish treatment? ***Keshi's jealous genes at work***


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim stop disturbing girls passing by.

Keshi.

Whitesnake said...

I have his phone number.

But.........

Keshi said...

hey Stevo!

**I have his phone number.

u mean my LOST bf setup house somewhere else with a phone n all? :(


BUT wut?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Amy I missed replying to ya in the crowd..so sorry! So here it is:


**what trigges the rushes within?:

hmm just his look n body..that will do.

LOL!

Keshi.

Pri said...

heehee there goes our dear keshi in one of her moods again ;p

Pri said...

ur property will be returned to u if found miss keshi...heehee
infact if beck's reading this post, he might be very much tempted to get back ;)

Satish Bolla said...

hello buddy, wake up. u r dreaming too much. u r asking for dave that too da modified version of him.....(he has to clean as told etc). but anyways, all da best for ur search.

Jim said...

DAMN U
u spoiled my cooksie funn

I have a good mind to fly to Sydney
and put u across my knee

Amit said...

Oh...well....ya...i will realese him asap once ad is shoot. He is doing a Pepsiad in mumbai, and a slightly busy... so..well not to worry...and I m free.. I mean to take a gift from you..! lolz!

dont get panic...beck will reach safely ..
:D

Mez said...

Keshi baby the dedication post is yet to come up in 2-3 days. Then ppl wil start postin. Btw u got to let ur readers know abt this ting on my blog, then only more chances of u gettin dedication...cauz i really dono if we both share same set of bloggers. So ur bloggers wud anycase not know nah except the common ones between us. U get me?...love n hugs.

Jeevan said...

I wish there comes a Beckham like guy to exist on ur views. its hot hot the video

The Phosgene Kid said...

He is here in the US. Please come get him and "skank spice" and return them to where they belong.

Thanks,

Phos.

Satish Bolla said...

well, thanx for hopping-by

Cazzie!!! said...

Ohhh yeahhhh, I love it. I love George Clooney in the same way Keshi honey :)

Shionge said...

No worries sweetie...I'll take good care of him if I did find him...I'll pamper just as you would when he is with you.

I'll flash my megawatt smile at him rather than his wife who always sulk kekekek...

Just trust me....he'll be in good hands for sure :D

Pravin said...

Haha. I'm afraid he might be cheating on you.

vishesh said...

hmmm.put a deal with someone who wants posh..will be worth it...btw...call me when someun returns...want to get a few things clarified ;P

anuj said...

well well keshi .. u need super hot dudes hun ..to be honest y wud I find him when I know that evn if I get 1 kiss despite being not an inch closer to dave .. but he wud b loved like hell :D .. yup .. I am the mean guy. LOL.

and if u really wanna find him ..dude .. u gotta go to the fields .. the green lush football ones I mean.. he cud be spotted there .. runnin away :D

cheese

AmitL said...

LOL..Keshi,if he's seen anywhere around Dubai,you'll know.:)

Andrew said...

I try to not like him, but I can't help it. Old Aussie saying, 'take a Bex and have a good lie down'. Would that work for you Keshi?

Lena said...

lol, keshi, now pray that hу will be returned.
because if the girl finds him, she would keep him for herself.
and if a guy founds him, well, i guess, we wont see him anymore. Guys dont like such competition :D

Mona said...

Hi Keshi,
After a long time, I am back to blogging..
Hope you are doing great and ya If I happen to see yoru boy fren , I will return it to you :D
Take care
Mona

just mad said...

Would you believe if I say I have his real autograph with me ?

But thats true - TRUE

Will find him. :)

But sorry I can't take your reward. Sorry about that - I have another dedicated source for that.

Prats said...

oh oh...kesh!! Beckham...hmmm...mebbe he's on his way up to meet, just check sooner....

you're actually missing him??? aaawww

Vest said...

He has heaps of dosh too. former G/F say's he has a teeny weeny thingy.

willheim said...

be careful what you wish for keshi, you just might get it!

Asha said...

That guy is also married to the same woman for a long time and has three boys to raise too and speaks in a horrible accent!!! WAKE UP Keshi girl!!;D

gunj said...

lol...u are funny!!

Tarun said...

U in for a Panzee ...

Homey Escapeon said...

If you are serious about competing with POSH you must be willing to say ((MAYJAH)) one million times a day.

My theory is that Mister Metrosexual really loves that expression.

Try it.
Becks is MAYJAH!

Vik said...

Well for a minute I thought you were talking abt me .. LOL

But good on you mate, I guess you were on dope last night. Nice. Very nice !

Impressionist said...

lol! So ur crazy about Beckham eh! :P
I pray that he leaves his wife for u soon! ;)

-I

EmmaK said...

Ooh yeah he's tasty. Very very tasty...BUT ...have you ever heard his voice: like Minnie Mouse on Helium. I know, you're saying, well, I usually put his mouth to good use and while he's doing it there's no need for talk. But also he's dumb. Very very dumb. All right for a one nighter but you'd want to give him back to Posh the next day!

Ghost Particle said...

Can I get the Kiss first as a good luck kiss?

KP! said...

will do...if i find him..on my way!!!

take care keshi!!

Zhu said...

Can I borrow and the return?

Keshi said...

Pri :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hi again Pri :)

**if beck's reading this post, he might be very much tempted to get back

oyeah Im sure he will. And if that Posh Bosh leaves him alone ***rolling eyes***


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Satish!

** r asking for dave that too da modified version of him.....(he has to clean as told etc

huhhhh I didnt ASK him to clean...he's like that. dun u know he's a mega clean-freak himself? :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

why Jim?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Amit ty!

he's doing a Pepsi ad in Mumbai? goshh is that how he got lost? duh!



**and I m free.. I mean to take a gift from you.

HAHAHA u cheater!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mez tnxx hun!

**Btw u got to let ur readers know abt this ting on my blog, then only more chances of u gettin dedication...cauz i really dono if we both share same set of bloggers

lol I should hv know that na...duh my blonde moments! yeah ok I will inform everyone here in my next post woohoo! :)


HUGS!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww tnxx Jeevan!

yep Kylie is HOT. I know why u like her LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Phoso!

**He is here in the US. Please come get him and "skank spice" and return them to where they belong.

aww dun say that...I mean not to MAH BECKZ :(


Keshi.

Keshi said...

my pleasure @Satish!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Caz how goes it? :)


**George Clooney

I dun like him all that much..I guess Im into blonde guys. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Shionge!

**I'll pamper just as you would when he is with you.


plzz plzz dun seduce him with ur amazing beauty...plz drop him rite now, even if it's on the floor..I'll fix him later.


;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Pravin WC here!

cheating on me? oww its ok as long as he comes BACK to me ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vish!

**put a deal with someone who wants posh..will be worth it...

thats a top tip! tnxx mate!


**btw...call me when someun returns...want to get a few things clarified

like wut? u can ask me. I know EVERY nano detail abt him.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anuj I looked in all the footy fields..he's nowhere arrrrrrg!

**y wud I find him when I know that evn if I get 1 kiss despite being not an inch closer to dave .

LOL u meanie!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Amit tnxx!

btw he was at a posh (pun unintended) bar in Syd next to my office building a couple of months ago and I cudnt even spot him duh! anyways thats b4 he got lost LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Andrew!

**'take a Bex and have a good lie down

wow it sure does LOL! Especially the Bex n Lie down bit ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Lena tnxx hun!

**and if a guy founds him, well, i guess, we wont see him anymore. Guys dont like such competition

oyeah I so can see that from some nasty comments here by my male friends. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mona WB hun n tnxx alot! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

JM u may hv his real autograph but I hv the real him in my bed LOL!

**But sorry I can't take your reward. Sorry about that - I have another dedicated source for that.

no worries at all :) then no reward..just return him will ya. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Prats just the thought of him walking towards me makes me faint.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vesty Vest hows ya? :)

**former G/F say's he has a teeny weeny thingy

really? I've seen HIM..trust me HE's big! LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Willz I so wanna wish for it then ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Asha!

Just woke up..yes LOL!

**That guy is also married to the same woman for a long time and has three boys to raise too and speaks in a horrible accent

o I know...but she can be replaced with a better POSH like me rite?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Gunj..

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Tarun dun be so green LOL!

He's HOT 24/7 all my life forever n ever. ;-)

Just look at him!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Homey!

**MAYJAH

yes I hv a MAYJAH crush on him ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vikz!

**Well for a minute I thought you were talking abt m

aww :)


**dope

all the time so it makes no difference LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Impressionist I'm his WIFE...his Wild Intelligent Ferocious Entertainer

;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolllllz Emma ur funny!

**have you ever heard his voice: like Minnie Mouse on Helium

yes I hv heard is voice...but I can forgive that tiny flaw LOL!


**dumb

is he? aww I dun think so. He's such a good Soccer player. So I guess he's smarter than alot of guys out there. :) o well, we r all dumb/smart in one way or the other.

tnxx hun!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Emma and yes ONE NIGHTER plz lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ghosty good-luck for what? LOL!

awwww...MWAHHHHHHHHHH! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

k KP tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyya Zhu!

**Can I borrow and the return?

no no no!


Keshi.

Aphrodite said...

hehe keshi...ur crazy...nd funny... :)

Coco said...

OK, Kesh...
Let's be serious now.
This is NOT a time to be "delusional".
You must ALWAYS try to remember facts...HE IS MINE!! ; )

Have a wonderful weekend!

Hugs & Blessings

tqmcintl said...

VEST fell for cooksie
hehehehe

Steph said...

Maybe he ran away with my Buddha!

tqmcintl said...

thou shall not covet another woman's man

Jim said...

hehehe
I annoyed VEST
I just burst his bubble

I bet he wont publish what I wrote

Keshi said...

Aphrodite tell me something new..LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Coco!

**You must ALWAYS try to remember facts...HE IS MINE

LOL yeah rite dream on hunny! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

TQM dun do that to ppl man LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Stepher who knows ha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**thou shall not covet another woman's man


TQM then wut the hell d u think ur doing in Blogs!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim stop messing with ppl's heads lol!

Keshi.

vEENs said...

remember he is lost ??

hehhehe! ;)))

Keshi said...

lolz Veenz u naughty lil vixen!

*chases Veenz ard with a butterfly net*


Keshi.

ghee said...

LOL!Victoria is gonna mad at you dear!! haha!

BTW,i have a new site,maybe you can drop me a line?Thanx!

http://ally4u.net

enjoy your weeknd Keshi dear!
miss you so much!!

wisdomstuff said...

Becks is pretty darn cute, I agree and I think his wife is a freak. Do you think she knows Jim? :-)

bt_crist said...

okie,...no worries
u take him, i'll take her.
deal done.

Die Muräne said...

Beckham is a poof!
Once a great footballer he's now a puppie, runs after his money and tries to life in his wifes life. sorry, but he's not a man. look is just not enough

Keshi said...

Ghee hey let Posh be as mad as she wanna be..cos I still wanna play footsie with Becks LOL!

Checked out ur new site..SMOKIN babeh!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha Wisdom hun yes I think Posh knows Jim very well...they gel well too. ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

BT take Posh away for good plz..along with her clothes-hanger-like body too.

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Murane tnxx!

aww he's no poof...he fathered 3 kids LOL!


**runs after his money and tries to life in his wifes life.

mebbe it seems like that cos both r very rich n popular. Becks has his onw celebrity status too btw. :)


**sorry, but he's not a man

o he sure is a man cos he excites me LOL!

Keshi.

ALI said...

Hey...me tooo...... :)

I m straight....but
I love Beckham...gosh he's so hot :)

another guy from whom I would have died for if I were a girl is Johny Depp :D

:)

take care

~ali

Keshi said...

hey Ali tnxx for being so honest :)

Altho Depp dun do much for me..I dunno why hehe.

Keshi.

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Keshi said...

ty Edgar! :)

Keshi.