Genuine Therapy

Guess what guys...I really go to rehab, I'm serious :)...and there are many shrinks that keep my SANITY in tact every single day. So from being an angry little very very unhappy puppy like this one in the pic, I become an angel cos of my shrinks. Do you want to know who my darling shrinks are? Well below is a list of my daily psychiatrists:


**Music - if not for this shrink, there would be roses growing on my grave by now, I swear!
**Blogs and all you lovely bloggers - if not for these great shrinks, I'd have no LIGHT in my life, seriously!
**The word 'FUCK' - if not for this special shrink, I'd be in jail right now, for Murder btw.
**My mum - if not for her, I'd have kicked a few relatives so hard I'd have hurt my lovely feet o nos!
**My iPod - if not for this clever psychiatrist, I'd be electrocuting loud and annoying people on the train.
**Pretty shoes - if not for the therapy they give me, I'd have been sacked from work by now, for spraying mortein on a co-worker that is.
**My car - if not for this silver shrink, I'd have felt like a bird with clipped wings...
**My ex-BF - if not for that Breakup, I'd be having Rod Stewart's hairstyle today! Meaning, gone totally whacko...
**Nature - if not for this expert shrink, I'd be sitting on an electric-chair trying to kill myself?
**Beach - if not for this wonderful therapist, I'd be filling up my bathtub until water runs into my Living Room aha!
**Granny undies - as much as I like sexy lingerie, if not for this shrink, I'd be making a necklace out of G-strings, to strangle some people.

**Silence - if this expert shrink didn't exist, I'd be making alot of people go permanently deaf.

**Water - if not for this pure and life-giving shrink, my fiery heart will cause some fire alarms to go off *woot woot*

**Hugs - if not for doctor Hugs, I'd be scaring little beetles trying to fondle them!

**Balcony - if not for this shrink, I'd be demolishing my house while whistling like a soldier.

**My conscience - if not for her, I'd be doing drugs, alcohol, and smoking heavily to kill the pain like this addicted pup is awww...

**Lemonade - if not for this psychiatrist, I'd be spitting on some people real bad!

**My hands - if not for her, I wont be able to write and that would make me sleep-walk in pentup frustration!

**My relatives - if not for them, I wouldn't have attained Nirvana at a young age..out of pure torture ofcourse!

**Men - if not for some of them, I would never have met talking Baboons awww...

**My mixed background - cos of her, I don't know how to be a racist that might probably consume my every single cell and eat me up alive!

**David Beckham's jocks- the only shrink who I look at intensely during my very therapeutic sessions with him ahemm!

**My ability to laugh at myself - this shrink has a magical cure I tell ya!

**Memories of my dad - if not for this shrink, I'd go for a brain-transplant.

**Coffee - if not for this doc, I'd be shaking some people very violently **wraaang wraaang*

**My PC - if not for this shrink, I'd be trying to communicate using coconut shells

**My mobile phone - this txt-like shrink keeps me away from going to some people's houses and breaking it down using a bulldozer while they watch in horror.

**Bills - yes this shrink keeps me sane reminding me that I'm paying for my own expenses, and that I have a job that supports me, that alot of people may not have...

**Mum's cooking - This doc reminds me how fortunate and blessed I am THANKS MA!

**My mistakes - this lady makes me wanna sit gritting my teeth, deal with her and learn from her.

**My sense of humor - if not for this relaxing doc, there would be a....*bang bang bang...a body bag is being carried out of the building*

**My sis - this shrink teaches me that sometimes it's good to shutup and smile Keshi!

**Pretty Earrings - she makes my heart glow in total happiness *shines*

**Buddhism- this shrink always brings me back to the TRUTH.

**My enemies - they remind me that I'm quite a disturbance to their psyche which in turn means I'm quite EFFECTIVE ;-)

**Kurt Cobain - if not for this doc, I'd not have known my own soul so well.

**Life and Death - this doc makes me wanna enjoy every single day I have been given on this Earth!

Share with me the details of your Daily Shrinks too...thanks guys!

And the Flying Kissee of the day is...

Cos this post is about great Psychiatrists that has the CURE, I'd love to dedicate it to a beautiful, very intelligent, sensible, smart, caring and loving woman Solitaire! She's just an amazing personality in this Blogworld...she is a shrink by profession, and her blog spreads awareness of mental health and issues that we all deal with on a daily basis. Thank God I found her cos until then I was thinking I myself was one giant mental illness. Conversations with this lovely lady made me realise that I'm pretty normal :) and that no one is really 'crazy'...we all have our varied experiences in life and we all deal with them differently. Anyways, Solitaire makes me read her blog posts in total awe of her and she is certainly a big part of my daily dose of Sanity, Love and Light. We need more people like her in Blogville to make people understand and deal with certain issues in life in a healthy manner, and not to consider it a shame to get counseling if required. I really love the way Solitaire handles her every reader and it takes great courage and a ton of patience to be who she is! She's a marvellous, magical and heart-felt touch in my life. MWACKKZ hun, dija feel it? ;-) This song (one of my favs) is dedicated to your beautiful soul, enjoy! Cos your eyes are so pretty and deep, cos your soul is so beautiful and giving...

btw I'm on my way to rehb now...blog-hopping ;-) See yaz soon!

Current Music: Kaho Na Kaho from the Hindi movie Murder