Medi-dating Techniques

Keshi is a woman who just can't meditate. I mean I have tried during prayers and pujas, but every time the Meditation begins and we start focusing on the flame of a candle, breathing in and out, it starts raining shirtless-John-Abraham thoughts in my mind that beckons me to chant 'om john john john' instead of 'om shanti shanti shanti'? Or some yummy chocolate pudding stares at me straight from my mind saying 'Crave for me losa!'. Or some super sexy halter-neck top that I've seen at the mall suddenly creeps out of my mind echoing 'buy me bitch!'. So yeah how can I meditate ha? *rolling eyes*. I suddenly become aware of how shallow I am...this super-bad chick stuck in a puja, with pure beings chanting 'om om om' around her while she dreams of Californication, Mick Jagger's tongue and Bon Jovi's jeans! And I feel I'm the worse being on Earth shiiiiaiittte! Maybe I shouldn't go to these Meditation sessions ha? Atleast I'm trying, o c'mon stop being so boring. *yawwwns*

Anyways, since Meditating isn't really gonna work in my life (atleast for now), I was thinking of Medi-dating as a good option that I'd be quite comfy with (not forgetting the chipmunks I come across though). Since all my dates (a very small count btw) so far have been something like a scene from the movie '13 Ghosts' (pathetic, cheap and aimless that is), I was wondering maybe the men and women here can give me some cool tips for Medi-dating? I was chatting with Hiren in his blog recently, and we both agreed that having hot tea(/coffee) or a home-cooked meal (depends on if you can cook a decent meal without burning down the house) on a cold gloomy day at home is a very romantic idea for a date. That is sooo me, cos I'm such a homey girl...compared to going out on a date at a fancy restaurant, I'd love to stay at home and chat over coffee or a nice lil cosy meal. So, what would be your ideal place for a date, how would you spend it and what are the DOs and the DONTs? When I say DOs and DONTs, I meant dating etiquette such as brushing and flossing before you go on a date so that you don't kill your partner by Halitosis trauma if there's ever gonna be a kiss, taking a shower before you head out to avoid smelling like a skunk, being polite and opening the doors for the lady etc, if it's a restaurant date offering to go 50/50 without holding on to your wallet so tightly that'll probably lead to zilch dates in future, avoid picking your nose cos that would prolly make me wanna kill the guy on the spot using a Saucepan, DO NOT try to 'molest' your partner on the first date - instead be a gentleman/lady please and kiss or touch when the right time comes around, be a good listener as well a good chat buddy instead of practising pure silence - that'll be like a Meditation session btw!, etc etc.

So be creative and bring out the Medi-dating Guru in ya and share the eternal Bliss with me, won't ya now ;-). Looking forward to reading all your delicious, soul-cleansing and uplifting Medi-dating tips. Om Beckham Beckham Beckham! I finally attained Nirvana!

And the Flying Kissee of the day is...

a guy I so wanna go on a date with hehe. And he's none other than our darling Anuj! I don't know where he's disappeared to at the moment cos he's nowhere to be seen :*( but I know he's such a wonderful humanbeing, a true gentleman and a very loving friend (and you're right he's so far away from me duh!). We nearly had a chance of meeting in Sydney (when he was in Canberra last year for studies) but every time something came up, and in the end we never met *sob sounds follow*. He's really not happy with me about that but hey Anuj we'll meet somehow before we are too old to see each other and too deaf to hear each other ok? I promise! Anuj is such a calm and collected soul, he never shows discomfort and temper in public...all I ever see is a beautiful person just going with the flow and enjoying every bit of it. That's what I love about Anuj. He's never too quick to judge and never too afraid to speak the truth either, and he does it in style, never in bad taste. Also, he's very patient, understanding and extremely loving. I think he's one of those rare men who knows that women are supposed to be loved, not understood :). Now that is a REAL MAN! I know that Anuj will always be content wherever he is, whatever he does and whoever he's with. He'll never be in despair cos he's calm with himself to begin with...alot of people don't have that quality, including myself. I learnt that from Anuj though sometimes I still struggle with my venomous tongue hehe. Anyways, come back from your cave Anuj I miss ya man! MWACKKZ! Dija feel it? ;-) And this song is especially for ya...it's one of my fav Tamil love ballads (imagine it being played when we have our supa romantic date on the beach ok lol!) and I hope you enjoy it (find out the meaning of the lyrics cos it's really beautiful!)...it's your day. And can someone find where this guy is and bring him here please thanks!

And my mates here, I just want you all to know that my Flying Kissees are not 'chosen' in any particular order - I just pick them out randomly depending on the post topic too. So please don't think that it's in any favourites-order ok. And now please don't forget to take part in the first part of the post. Thanks and catch ya all soon! Keshi is medi-dating now shhhhhh please don't disturb...om kiss hug caress....om om Oh My God Anuj is hot!


Current Music: Bhoomikku Velicham from the Tamil movie Dishoom