Australia's Most Wanted!

This is the most wanted woman in Australia (see pics). And here are some clues to what she's like, that may lead to mind-cuffing her for the first and the last time! She is a...

**Thief of Hearts (beware she'll make you need a Heart transplant!)
**'Six' Offender (abuses a certain 6 letter word all the time - FUCKER)
**Breaker of rules (you say 'No Right Turn' here? She'll say there are no Right/Wrong turns u dingbat!)
**Kidnapper of souls (will never return your soul, o nos!)
**Disrespecter of the Law (her middle finger is always up at the Law, bad girl!)
**Beautiful liar (seduces you til you're broke off your pants - not the money, your sense of being!)
**Owner of multiple personalities (from wicked Witch to sugary Angel to nagging Granma to screaming Biyatch!)
**Cleptomaniac (steals every little bit of your attention when she's around ya - Watch Out!)
**'Cereal' offender (hates Cereal. Would kill to avoid it!)
**Manic stalker (once you meet her, her spirit won't let you sleep at night - ooooo spookaay!)
**Blog psychopath (hogs massive amount of Blogger space at gun point *gun shots follow*)
**Killer rapist (violates your mind beyond recognition!)
**Substance abuser (abuses her own Grey Matter to death!)

**Skilled sniper (will shoot down your senses from afar)
**Scandalous drug dealer (gives lethal doses of her Cocainish mind to everyone she meets!)
**Silent voyeur (she sees what's beneath your skin and under your ribs (not jocks, relax). creeeeepaay!)
**Intruder of your existence (breaks into every Life form she comes across *lock your souls people!*)
**Notorious polygamist (flirts heavily with countless men *female Rasputin*)
**Drunk driver (speed demon of her screaming conscience - woooosh!)
**Tax avoider (won't take any crap for even a million dollars!)
**Queen of profanity (Fuck Off is her motto, MoFo is her bestfriend aha!)
**Dangerous arsonist (sets you on fire *she's got enough heat*)
**Bank robber (steals the local river banks all day long)
**Mind hacker (scans all your deep dark secrets through her Crystal Ball *muhahahaha!* )
**Closet nympho (beware ladies, she'll steal your halter-necks, earrings and stilettos at any cost!)
**Infamous Pole dancer (where there's Music she'll dance like a serial killer high on Vodka!)

**Photo addict (hide your cameras, your cleavages ladies, and your butts guys!)
**Major drama queen (refuses to be arrested and she may kick you and spit on ya!)

Have you seen this notorious woman? So far it's been mission impossible for us. If you know any information about this woman, please contact the nearest Police station. On second thoughts, don't! Cos then she'll start repeat-perving on the handsome officers *rolling eyes*. So if you know anything about her, just leave a comment here - tell us what she is like, her whereabouts, her habits, her ways, her hiding places, her recent crimes, her acquaintances etc etc...just anything you know about her. Top tips will be rewarded with a surprise after receiving all your comments here. Here's your chance to win something, so dob this woman in. Go for it people!

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