Tuesday, May 13

Australia's Most Wanted!

This is the most wanted woman in Australia (see pics). And here are some clues to what she's like, that may lead to mind-cuffing her for the first and the last time! She is a...


**Thief of Hearts (beware she'll make you need a Heart transplant!)
**
'Six' Offender (abuses a certain 6 letter word all the time - FUCKER)
**Breaker of rules (you say 'No Right Turn' here? She'll say there are no Right/Wrong turns u dingbat!)

**
Kidnapper of souls (will never return your soul, o nos!)
**Disrespecter of the Law (her middle finger is always up at the Law, bad girl!)

**
Beautiful liar (seduces you til you're broke off your pants - not the money, your sense of being!)
**Owner of multiple personalities (from wicked Witch to sugary Angel to nagging Granma to screaming Biyatch!)
**Cleptomaniac (steals every little bit of your attention when she's around ya - Watch Out!)
**'Cereal' offender (hates Cereal. Would kill to avoid it!)
**Manic stalker (once you meet her, her spirit won't let you sleep at night - ooooo spookaay!)
**Blog psychopath (hogs massive amount of Blogger space at gun point *gun shots follow*)
**Killer rapist (violates your mind beyond recognition!)
**Substance abuser (abuses her own Grey Matter to death!)
**Skilled sniper (will shoot down your senses from afar)
**Scandalous drug dealer (gives lethal doses of her Cocainish mind to everyone she meets!)
**Silent voyeur (she sees what's beneath your skin and under your ribs (not jocks, relax). creeeeepaay!)
**Intruder of your existence (breaks into every Life form she comes across *lock your souls people!*)
**Notorious polygamist (flirts heavily with countless men *female Rasputin*)
**Drunk driver (speed demon of her screaming conscience - woooosh!)
**Tax avoider (won't take any crap for even a million dollars!)

**Queen of profanity (Fuck Off is her motto, MoFo is her bestfriend aha!)

**
Dangerous arsonist (sets you on fire *she's got enough heat*)

**Bank robber (steals the local river banks all day long)
**Mind hacker (scans all your deep dark secrets through her Crystal Ball *muhahahaha!*
)
**Closet nympho (beware ladies, she'll steal your halter-necks, earrings and stilettos at any cost!)

**Infamous Pole dancer (where there's Music she'll dance like a serial killer high on Vodka!)
**Photo addict (hide your cameras, your cleavages ladies, and your butts guys!)
**Major drama queen (refuses to be arrested and she may kick you and spit on ya!)


Have you seen this notorious woman? So far it's been mission impossible for us. If you know any information about this woman, please contact the nearest Police station. On second thoughts, don't! Cos then she'll start repeat-perving on the handsome officers *rolling eyes*. So if you know anything about her, just leave a comment here - tell us what she is like, her whereabouts, her habits, her ways, her hiding places, her recent crimes, her acquaintances etc etc...just anything you know about her. Top tips will be rewarded with a surprise after receiving all your comments here. Here's your chance to win something, so dob this woman in. Go for it people!







Current Music: Mission Impossible theme

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fingers said...

I haven't seen her yet but she hangs around my blog a bit.
Seems harmless enough but always LOL'ing...

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

lol
u forgot to mention

she is my sisssy...and is well protected by a long distant sniper...
aneone coming near to her to harm get a shot in the head :P
khikhikhi

sissy u r crazy
khikhikhi :P

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

btw
i found my comment missing
was it derrogatory or the blogger ate that...
aneways....

tulipspeaks said...

Ah.. I know that girl!! She will be all over the blogwrold. Fear no more - you just have to wait for her appearance in any of her fan's bloggie. You will definitely able to catch her there!

Best of luck! :)


ammu.

wp 2007- 08 said...

Hi Keshi

This woman of multiple personalities and master of deception in the most provocative way is a serpent waiting to devour all who are deemed to be righteously handsome. Men beware for this angel of sex and death will cross your path, and she will vent her wrath upon you until you can take no more. Then with her dagger she will cut out your heart and add it to her growing collection.

So run all men for this girl named Keshi will be guised to hide her evil side. She’ll win you with her charm while bringing you harm.

LOL

I'll be away working for a couple of days.

Will be back soon.

Bev

La vida Loca said...

sounds like u :)

++ I have not met her (you) but would like to++

hehheheh

Cinder-Single said...

OMGOSH!!! This was so good! I have not seen her either.. But seems to be a cool Chic and would love to hang with her!!

Keshi this was way to cute!!!!

Ne.

Vest said...

She also has a secret peep hole for ogling into the mens shower room, other than that Keshi seems to be a perfectly normal maladjusted sexually uninhibited, gorgeous, bedworthy randy lady.XOXOX.

Sweetstickychewy said...

Ooh La La Nice Curves! Woot! woot!

Well what can i say? I have seen her around. She is very easy to identify and find her. She is featured on most of the comment boX! Her display picture a pink lotus flower with pointed sharp edges just like her!:P

She bites when you stamp on her feet! She meows when you are a hottie. She smiles when you are friendly and She roars when you are way too naughty! hehehe..

Its easy to identify her. SHE GOT CURVES BABY! big boobies, smaller waistee and a hips that wraps her body nicely..In short. DElicious!

She has got the eyes that can kill and at the same time scare you with big I CAN EAT YOU GLARES! hehe..

All in all, she is her nicest when she is really nice. And her meanest when she is really mean!

You can find her in AUstralia, Sydney..in her car on weekends. and taking the train on weekdays.

She is pretty much a sweetheart. And please don't try to unbutton her shirt unless she meows at ya!

I think that pretty much will help ya find Ms Australis most wanted!

*HUGZ*

You look great girl!

CHEERS!

Prats said...

Seen her around quite a bit...a few sunrays she spreads...and yes...lotus soft honesty...is that her????

If not just send her along...sounds a terrific person and full of fun...

Macadamia The Nut said...

I know where she is Keshigirl!!!!!!!!!
I know! I know!

Here:
http://www.mcmf.org/artistPics/borts_minorts.jpg

What's my reward? :|

:D ;)


Cuteeeeeeeeeee post girlfriend!!!!!
Thats what I like about you... No fancy fluffed out sugar coating ;)

*muah*

P.S. The first pic rocks!

Kuan Gung said...

Seems harmless...

Nirmal's Blog said...

i am afraid.......

**now writing after wearing bullet proof jacket**

i guess she lives in

**sniper head shot...fool nirmal forget to cover his head***

Jay said...

All I know about her is that she's smoking hot and the most awesomest chick around. And I'd totally let her hide out at my place while she was on the run from the law. ;-)

Silvara said...

oooh she's a dangerous one....i wonder if she'll teach me her tricks :P

Sexy sexy keshi :D

Hiren said...

an haaan ....a few weeks back, this very lass had promised a homely date over a cuppa tea with me .... and since then has been making discrete appearances on ma blog too ....

btw i will give you the name of this enigmatic thief of hearts. She's known as Keshi all around ... and its not that difficult to get hold of this AMWW .... just raid her most favorite hangout place 'keshigirl.blogspot.com' on 'blogger.com' street .... but but but guns and arms will not enable you to nail her …. she is one smart Charliez Angels kinda girl …. So the simple way to nail her is to present your tragedies of your life to her and betcha she herself will not leave you until she tries her best to help you out of that … :)

Well, I hope this info will be of help and yea i am waiting for my reward (after all I have taken a big risk on my life by going against a skilled sniper ... so I should get something in return)

till then GOD please save me :)

The Maverick Blog said...

Haha... I haven't seen her in person but it was indeed obvious from this post :D

And, //Queen of profanity (Fuck Off is her motto, MoFo is her bestfriend aha!)// LMAO!!! :D

Casperbaba said...

Rhapsodies of a blithe soul.

Beware! what you believe is wat you get!

seems like "a hottie" BTW!!!!
"ssssssss.........." *smoke rings*

HARMLESS!

Abhishek Khanna said...

lolz.. nice one

vishesh said...

hah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....can't stop laughing....after all those heavy weight blogs this is set me mad!

Chriz said...

1)she reads my blogs..
2)she leaves comments on my blog posts too..
3)i love her blogs.. she is one maniac writer..
4)sensual to a great extent..
5)she is blogrolled everywhere i go..
6)and she is gonna give flying kishes to me in one of her posts this month...

Keshi said...

Ahemmm this is ur local Police Officer. Keep the fantastic clues coming in. Keep ur neighborhoods safe...keep this maniac at bay. The top Detective will come and read n reply ur comments soon.

tnxx for ur support!

Keshi.

Cinderella. said...

This is the girl...every man wants to have fellas...!

Somebody find her !!!!!!

tulipspeaks said...

after sooooooooo long i'm manage to be the 4th commenter! yippeee!

:P

PREETI said...

Find her at:

www.keshigirl.blogspot.com

She's waiting to get you! ;)

Super cute post :)

PrAcHi said...

Umm… yeah I know her…
She owns the most amazing blog in this blogworld…
She is fairy... Who knows how to make everyone around her smile with her magic...
She’s like air who’s always around u…
She’s moonlight when night around you is dark and scary!
She’s morning’s sunshine…
She’s Loving.. Caring…
She is a FRIEND!!!

The Grunt said...

I see her enough to know that she is wanted outside of Australia;)

vEENs said...

alright miss.. y u lookin for her by the by?!

she is HOT SEXY biyatch... all that more!

she is one of those very few people who actually CARE for others.. in million more ways than u can fatho... if i can i did kidnap her and keep her safe... u go girl... u r no needed :P

and OMG...sucha cute last PIC! :D

i lov it puppy :P

and OMG u r HOT ;) hat 1st one rockss

Solitaire said...

She is my long-lost twin sister!! If you find her, let me know too!! We have a lot of bonding to catch up on!

Ankur said...

one thing i can say without thinking...
she is a real good human being and tats wat matter above all!!! :)

rest r just adjectives which will follow, coz right now m working too in office ;) :D :D

Cheers!!!

Ankur said...

and ya... one more thing i forgot to mention ...

She is a dear friend of mine and i cherish her being a friend!!! :)

Cheers!!!

Satish Bolla said...

well, i never knew that nymph had so many disorders. arey aussie police, don't u think all these qualities sum up to a gorgeous lady called keshi and who needs some treatment better than putting up behind bars?
anyways, she just passed by my blog and i missed her by a whisker. but lemme give u a hint. we have to cash her weakness of blogging. she can't resist the temptation of commenting for a good post. write one good article on ur blog and wait for her to comment n then pounce on her. cho chimple

SaffronSaris said...

Poppy, I'm back! Mwahahaha, all that horrible 2 months when I couldn't find time to write :(

How have you been? Is it autumn in Sydney now? With the leaves turning golden?

Nikki has a new blog on myspace, have you been there yet? I dunno if there's something wrong with the settings on my computer, but I cant see what's there, and everything is in Spanish!

g-man said...

i have only two things to say

1. wats a soul?

2. how you doin?

:D

p.s. you can come hide out at my place any time. if someone at the door asks you the password, just say 'recidivist'

anits said...

hi keshi..u luk gorgeous in the photos..really wanted by guyz ;)
tcare gal

Pri said...

OMG keshi!!
ur clone has gone missing!! :p

now the world will have to be extra careful because it has only the original speciment left with them ;)

Helen said...

If the Aussie feds need to know where to find her... look for the most miserable lot of deviants and miscreants on the internet. She keeps company with a sorry lot of wretches, and you know there's no honor amongst thieves, they'd out the girl for a trifle. Hell they'd sell their mum for as much. Here's a tip, but you didn't hear it from me, she's...Whaaa?

Keshi, No!!!

(BANG, BANG...BANG, BANG, BANG, ... sound of brass shells hitting the floor, and a woman blowing smoke from the end of a barrel)

Pri said...

ohh btw if u find her newehre, compliment her on the pics..esp the last one..that was super cute! :D

AmitL said...

*Sherlock Holmes to the rescue*..according to my highly deductive mind and abilities,I've further found clues that this MW lady also:

- Is a thief and a kidnapper with a heart of gold.

- Cannot resist playing with and smiling at little kids(And,surreptitiously eyeing some hunky,big (guy-type only,I believe.LOL) kids,too)

- Can be easily recognized by her charismatic smile and impish eyes which are always full of mischief.

- Is usually the centre of attraction in a group of people.

-(Warning): Is likely to give you a kick in the rear side if you try to be oversmart.

With these clues,it should be easy to locate this MW lady.

Footnote:(After 15 minutes):

I am glad to inform you that I have successfully traced this lady, who was flitting around/hiding away at various abodes(read blogs) of blogdom,without staying anywhere for more than 10 minutes,and,she has been found resting at 'http://keshigirl.blogspot.com', and is expected to be there for a long time to come. All those wishing for a glimpse,please visit!!

mutleythedog said...

These are all reasons to love her and there are many more - *sighs devotedly.... *

RW said...

I think psy1 is the hottest pic I've seen of you.

crasiezt said...

Narcissist biatch that's you:P

Tys on Ice said...

nope....never seen her before.

* continues wiping the glass with the towel on the shoulder*

cop 1 : you sure? take a look at the photo again...go on...especially the middle one..take a good long look...are you sure u hvent seen her?.

cop 2: fuck this guy! you know hes lying...let me beat it out of him

*cop 2 lunges at the bar tender. Cop 1 tries to hold Cop 2 back*

bar : stand back!

*bartender has got a shot gun trained on cop2*

bar : u guys better leave ... this is trespassing and i hve nothing more to say to u two...get out.

*the cops leave*

bartender picks up the phone frm underneath the counter and dails a number.

bar : you better leave...they were here looking for you.

* music interlude*

AVIANA said...

hey chicki!

i looooove you so much! this post is awesome! how you've been doing?

hmm..where is this girl you're talking about? hmmm....maybe she's the voice in your dreams, behind the moon affecting the tides, maybe in the crevices of the minds of all those men who can't stop thinking of her tetas!

muah!

Clyde said...

Oh yes, she is hot alright---and she has stolen my heart.
I just cant get enough of her.
You forgot to add in---beautiful in body and mind---hypnotic, desireable
Oh yes---I'll find her one day and when I do, I'll never let her go

Donn said...

Nelly Furtado wrote a song about _______ and it goes like this..

"And when she posts she posts with pas-sion
when she writes, she writes like she can handle it
when she asks for comments boy she means it
even if you never ever seen it
everybody get your necks to crack around
all you crazy people come on jump around
you doing anything to keep her by your site
because, she said she love you, love you long time!

[Chorus]
Blogeater, make you blog hard
Make you comment hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a blogeater"

There is an All Points Bulletin out on _______.
I'll grab my Radar Gun and keep my eyes peeled by the Dangerous Curves Ahead sign...

Vrij said...

Whoopsie.. someone's trying to scorch up the blogville with hot pics and even hotter descriptions!

priya said...

I think she wakesup many people in the middle of the night with chills and thrills.

Compassion Unlimitted said...

Hi,I caught her and in a frame.Sending it by courier,Have a good look at her.The item which i sent is also called a mirror
Tc
CU

Bla said...

One word: cute! :P

maverick said...

well...about "her"...as Sherlock Holmes would say to Dr Watson.."elementary my friend"...

she is the "gift"...

she could star in "if looks could kill"...

when she walks..the traffic comes to a stand still...people start bumping into each other...

she is very brave..tries to carry the weight of the world on her shoulders...but apart from that theres a naughty little girl in her still that makes her post stuff like this... :D

she has a very sensitive side to her...which makes her so cute :D

well she is from Sydney, Australia and a buddhist if i am correct...and she has amazing eyes...

this song is dedicated to australia'a most wanted :)

"Pretty woman"...

SambY said...

Lol...she is my special fren.... oh shit does that mean m most wanted too??? lol

GuNs said...

Keshi... that photo in pink is your HOTTEST ever. You just keep beating your own record! [:p]Could we see some more pics from that series?? ***drool***

Nabila Zehra Zaidi said...

LOL!!

She is hot ;)

But I am scared... I'll have to look for a new and a safer place to hide my halter necks, earrings, big bags (yes she likes them)n stuff... Dar Officer, please do arrest this seductress, blogger maniac!! But, only after she has taught me those pole dancing tricks ;)

black coffee said...

dear police officer dude,
oh yes, you gotta be a dude to catch her else you are just dreamin!

so once its been confirmed that you are a dude, i can go ahead with my hints. look you gotta be smart to get them. cos if you aint smart you are worth shit in her eyes!

have you ever seen hair so black and radiant that you had to wear goggles?
if u havn then you havn come an inch close to finding her!(get some other job dude this aint cut out for you!)

well thats a good clue in itself! look, officer look!!
(black coffe at this point thinking inwardly:whatta loser! *rolling eyes*)

Then have you ever heard od a thing called internet?? if you havn, then buzz off bozo! cos thats the one place that might give you an inkling!(i am coming bk to the you-gotta-be-smart bit again)

now that its been proved that you aint that big a dim-wit let me introduce you to blogger.com where our "Wanted" is quite a celebrity!

oh fine! i can understand if you aint smart enough to get to her blog you can take a random pick of about say 25 blogs and the chances are you will find her link in one of their blogrolls!

and now that you did, (to get so far its proven that you can add 2 and 2 and try not to make 5 out of it!)
so cos you have the minimum smartness of a demented squirrel you may go find her urself from now on for all i care..

dude, i havn mentioned any names here and if the above insults weren't enuf you shud hav understood by now that i don exactly wanna point a finger at the damsel, i'd rather have u as an enemy than lose her as a friend!

buzz off mr.officer!

Die Muräne said...

we could try to catch her with some pairs of new shoes ;)

huuuhuuu, scary lady

*~*Sameera*~* said...

Hmmm I could describe her this way :)

A smile on her full lips
That hides a lot of pain
Creativity at its heights
Making readers go insane

She laughs and she cries
Pouring her heart out here
Enrapturing who read her
Day after month after year

The term Bold and Beautiful
Was surely inspired by her
This Kajol of Bloggerville
Loved by everyone for sure

If you know of such a person,then it surely is the one you have described.Hope you nab her soon! ;)

gunj said...

lol
tell u wha
shez most wanted in india as well!::D

Amit said...

oh my god..!! (starring)(guess u know wht..!)lolzzz

(starring again...like a hungry fox... wishing that it might get fall down.. ;)

well abt the girl...humm....aaa...i guess ... i dont know..!

Staring again.... (with waterfilled tongue out)

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

I be loving your Blog Babygurl ;-)

Miladysa said...

Nope... never seen that woman before in my life...

Solitaire said...

Hey Keshi..
Come check out my template on Warm Fuzzies and tell me what you think..

deepsat said...

last i saw here in my blog area and she didn't look threatening!! omigosh!!

good post!!

;-))

Keshi said...

LOL @Fingers!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

**aneone coming near to her to harm get a shot in the head

aww how sweet is that!

So u'll be my partner in crime @Sourish?

;-)

Come follow me...take that gun too.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bro I only got these 2 comments from u. Which one r ya talking abt? nah u dun say 'derogatory' comments do ya?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ammu that dumb Cop dun blog. So tnxx for protecting me!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Bev u cracked me up BIG TIME!


**Then with her dagger she will cut out your heart and add it to her growing collection

My dagger is in my bra. LOL!


*HUGZ* come bak soon!



Ur's truly,
Devil in disguise.

Keshi said...

**sounds like u

who who who Lavida? ;-)


*MWAH* meet me if u wish to...if there's a death wish hun.


Ur's loving
THE Criminal.

Keshi said...

hey Cinder-Single babeh!


**But seems to be a cool Chic and would love to hang with her!!

aha u think so sweetie pie? r ya planning to arrive with the CID?


*runs n hides*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vesty she is lethal too..r ya sure ur game for it? ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Amy I knew u wudnt hand me in to the Police..cos with ur given description, there r many women like that including AMY ;-)


**Its easy to identify her. SHE GOT CURVES BABY!

yeah dangerous CURVES that can make u speed w.o. realising it and skid off the roads! **danger danger!**


;-) Im hiding in ur heart right now Amy...dun dob me in!


*MWAH*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Prats luv ya hun!


**...a few sunrays she spreads...and yes...lotus soft honesty

its good u said that to the cop..cos he has no idea where the Sun or the Lotus flowers r ;-)


tnxx for protecting me!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahahahaha Maca I cudnt stop laffing when I saw that pic!!

Im sure the cop will die when he sees that woohoo!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Kuan r ya sure? She even made a GUN-shaped bday cake for her last bday..

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nirmal now even Marilyn Manson cant save ya from this Witch!


**now writing after wearing bullet proof jacket**

r ya? hahahaha that wont help my friend. This woman will get u thru ur PC...she'll send ya the Kiss of death Beware!

Keshi.

Vest said...

Keshi : Of course I am up to it, even if I pegged out trying. X

Keshi said...

Jay hey heyyy! :)

**And I'd totally let her hide out at my place while she was on the run from the law.

wut a nice bloke Jay is! ty ur a true friend of this criminal. *HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Silvara hun I'll teach ya mah tricks only if u promise me not to leak the secret codes...of the mind that is. ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahaha Hiren!

aww...that promised Date with ya is one of her MANY notorious promises made to the Male species. Do not trust this woman!



**So the simple way to nail her is to present your tragedies of your life to her and betcha she herself will not leave you until she tries her best to help you out of that

dun let the cat out of the bag Hiren! Duncha want me wandering freely in the society..lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Maverick it's best u dun know this woman..she's a wreckless ship-wreck LOL! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Casper yeah this woman is carefree, even if she's abt to be caught...mebbe even when she's in jail. :):)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Abhi wut d u mean NICE one, my gun? ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Vish Im glad I could make u laugh :):)


*falls at Vish's knees n begs him not to dob her in*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Chriz ty awww..


**sensual to a great extent..

I beg ya..dun be a slave to this scheming woman's antics.

lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hi Cop..

*mah middle finger up at ya*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

G'day Cindy babesterness!


**This is the girl...every man wants to have fellas

oyeah? but this woman has been single for yonks. wonders why. LOL!


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

yippppppppeee Ammu! :)


yes it takes a while to be FIRST in this woman's list.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Preeti u swt lil thing ur dobbing me in to that dumb cop? he's not handsome babez..he's a prick. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Prachi u were so sweet, tnxx hun!


dun tell the cops tho..they r ruthless bastards!


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Grunty heyyyy!

**I see her enough to know that she is wanted outside of Australia


*Keshi faints*


*decides that her next stop wud be the US*


;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

awww HUGZ mah dahlin Veenz!

**she is HOT SEXY biyatch

k tell me something new babeh?

*says that with a bored look and a major attitude*


lol just kidding!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Sol u really touched me with that comment!

come to think of it, r ya sure u wanna be related to a criminal? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ankur ty mateym u r gold! :)


**she is a real good human being and tats wat matter above all!


she'll pull ur hair and tickle u til u lose breath. U call that a good humanbeing?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Satish ;-)


**we have to cash her weakness of blogging. she can't resist the temptation of commenting for a good post. write one good article on ur blog and wait for her to comment n then pounce on her.


now dun be too smart ok LOL! u should work for the FBI.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Saffy WB!


**Is it autumn in Sydney now? With the leaves turning golden?


yep. and that reminds me my next refuge should be in St.Ives in Sydney behind the red leaves. ;-)


*Niki had a new MySpace acnt

aww...but I dun do MyAss, Fuckbook etc :) they bore me to death. Ask Niki to come back to Blogs! :(


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

G-man ur the MAN! ;-)


**you can come hide out at my place any time. if someone at the door asks you the password, just say 'recidivist'


aww how sweet is that! Is ur microwave pwd protected too..cos I mite get hungry in there. :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anits MWAH!

**really wanted by guyz

dun think so...unless they r notorious too. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Pri spot on!

Be VERY AFRAID!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Helen my partner in major Crime hows ya hunny? ;-)


** look for the most miserable lot of deviants and miscreants on the internet. She keeps company with a sorry lot of wretches, and you know there's no honor amongst thieves, they'd out the girl for a trifle. Hell they'd sell their mum for as much. Here's a tip, but you didn't hear it from me, she's...Whaaa?


hahahahahaha SUPERB one! This is why I love ur comments. U say some UNIQUE things!



**(BANG, BANG...BANG, BANG, BANG, ... sound of brass shells hitting the floor, and a woman blowing smoke from the end of a barrel)

lolz funny shit!


*HUGZ* luv! U dobbing me in ha...will get ya for this!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Pri tnxx hun MWAH!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha AmitL good one! Loved it.


**Can be easily recognized by her charismatic smile and impish eyes which are always full of mischief


o well I better don sunnies and a frown then.


;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mutley woof woof..duncha sigh...just come join Keshi in her crimes.

Keshi.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Beautiful woman!!!

Keshi said...

RW hey :)


**I think psy1 is the hottest pic I've seen of you.

That's the one w.o. the head. WOW so u like headless bodies? Join me in my serial killings then? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Crasiezt hey!

**Narcissist biatch that's you

lol TOP clue!


Keshi.

carolinagal said...

LOL! You are too cute :)

Keshi said...

Wow pretty Movie-like scene there Tys, loved it!


**bar : you better leave...they were here looking for you.

ty for that mate! The cops wont survive if they meet me..I do feel sorry for em.


;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Lissssa MWAH!


**maybe in the crevices of the minds of all those men who can't stop thinking of her tetas!

LOL good one hun! Mebbe the cops should raid their minds ha? ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Clydey Clydey Clydey HUGZ! :)


**---beautiful in body and mind---hypnotic, desireable

when I hynotise ya, u may never wake up again...u dun mind?



**Oh yes---I'll find her one day and when I do, I'll never let her go

so u'll give me a hiding place for life? aww how sweeeeeeeet is that! MWAH MWAH MWAH!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

OMG Donn u wudnt believe wut Im abt to say! I wanted to put MANEATER by Nell F. as the music for this post...then I changed it cos the lyrics dun really go with the post. And I so stoked to bits to see that u picked the same song and also changed the lyrics so fantastically!!!



**"And when she posts she posts with pas-sion
when she writes, she writes like she can handle it
when she asks for comments boy she means it
even if you never ever seen it

haha loved it!!



**[Chorus]
Blogeater, make you blog hard
Make you comment hard
Make you want all, of her love
She's a blogeater"


ROFL! Simply brialliant mate! U r too good at this.




**There is an All Points Bulletin out on _______.

on what? LOL!



**I'll grab my Radar Gun and keep my eyes peeled by the Dangerous Curves Ahead sign...

Aha u better or the Curves mite get ya 'big' time! ;-)


*does a high jump and disappears*


lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vrij wuts HOTTER is some comments here...did ya check em out? man its HOT in here!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

WOW CU ur way too smart dude! Loved it :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bla one word for ya: Smokin! ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Mav u r so sweet!


**when she walks..the traffic comes to a stand still...people start bumping into each other...

u forgot one other thing...she also slips n falls down often. LOL!



**she has a very sensitive side to her...

u forgot to add that she can be an annoying Biyatch haha!



**well she is from Sydney, Australia and a buddhist if i am correct...

If ur correct? Is this the way u give tips to the cops? LOL Mav!


Mav plz dun be a dobber!

*falls at his feet but slowly takes out her mirror to check if she's lookin good while falling at his feet*



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Samby yes ur WANTED, not by the Police but by Keshi!

lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

G'day Guns, hv ya got any hot guns? ;-)


**that photo in pink is your HOTTEST ever

w.o. my face that is? WOW typical GUY thing to say Guns LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Priya I missed ya in the crowd babez sorry!

yes I wake ppl up in the middle of the night, w.o. even being there!

*spooooookaaay*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nabila hey babez!


**big bags (yes she likes them)n stuff

LOL u remembered that ha. Good one!



**dancing tips

come to my room, 7pm Sat nite...u'll see something WICKED
;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha I loved ur CUTE tips Black_Coffee!

U r so adorable!


** i can understand if you aint smart enough to get to her blog you can take a random pick of about say 25 blogs and the chances are you will find her link in one of their blogrolls!

lol Im so omni-present in Blogville ha...u r clever!


That means the cops will get me soon...from this clever chick's hot tips :( BAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAA!


*runs n hides in her closet*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Murane hey!


**we could try to catch her with some pairs of new shoes

OMG ur such a clever dobber!


*shows her middle finger to Murane*



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sameera u r soooooo kind n sweet! That verse really touched me. TY!

Altho Im not so great as u say...:) Im just a normal chick with an illness with manic symptoms. lol! MWAH!



**This Kajol of Bloggerville

r ya for real? OMG I love Kajol! :)


I hope the cop, once he finds me, will hv a major crush on me and get married to me. lolz!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Really Gunj? k Im staying away from the Indian cops then! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Amit get ur tongue back in...now!

*says that at gun point*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Boss pyeah u better love me or I mite kill ya dude. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Milady ty my lovey ;-) MWAH! U r my best friend!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sol I did..WOWZA!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Deepz r ya sure she's not threatening? Wut abt ur EMOTIONS, r they safe with her? ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahahaha Vesty!

U r an older version of Corey the party boy ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Phoso that aint gonna help the cops u see. ;-)

Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

ha ha dont compare urself with witches...u r getting urself in2 trouble..lol...

and kiss of death...i play with tat everyday....with my sexy ghosts..lol

Chriz said...

haha... come decode my dream.. my present blogpost

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

Last day I watched Ironman
will u help me get that Armor...
I loved that..better than the Magnum too :|

we can be invinci den :-P

Ps: it was very tough to take out time out of my space trip..m in so much mess... :-|

btw I left you a big comment in down post..I fink blogger at that.. :-|

Keshi said...

CG nice try hun! Ur gonna try n CUTE me so u can dob me in ha? ;-)


lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nirmal Nirmal Nirmal!

**i play with tat everyday....with my sexy ghosts

I guess u get ghostly orgies too then? LOL poor ya!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz ok Chriz, shall be there soon!

Keshi.

g-man said...

i don't know how to operate a microwave :D that's ma's area of expertise

Keshi said...

hey Bro back from space? aww...

wuts this mess ur talking abt? U cant be in a bigger mess than being Keshi's bro. LOL!

wuts up?

Keshi.

Shionge said...

She is not the Most Wanted but she the Most Luvable Creature on Earth and we love her :D

Nirmal's Blog said...

ha aha u c orgies r like ghosty...lol

Satish Bolla said...

@keshi
know someone there???? can u recommend me???? luv that life

Iceman said...

ROTFL...

Yeah I've seen her....
lemme call the cops...

irshad said...

**Notorious polygamist (flirts heavily with countless men *female Rasputin*)

LOL - I do not think that you are a good flirter.... You are so forward and have a realistic approach about life....

Men will run a mile away in the opposite direction when you step a meter towards them.

Ha Ha Ha just kidding......

Vest said...

I google 'The daily Mirror' for news from Srilanka and uk.


Dauglas’s consultant shot dead in Jaffna
EPDP leader Dauglas Devananda’s consultant Maheshwari Velayuthan was shot dead by LTTE gunmen at Point-Pedro in Jaffna this evening. She was 53.
Updated @ 13/05/2008 08:59 PM

COMMENTS

deepsat said...

never thought abt that! wat do u say? is it safe? am i robbed off some?? ;-))

Keshi said...

G-man so I gotta get ur Ma's pwd too. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

awwwwwwww Shionge HUGZ luv!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nirmal I know...they r there and u can feel em but u can never see em. Right? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Satish yes I do know some FBI agents...who r looking for me btw LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Iceman how mean! :*(


*runs n gets her butterfly net to catch Iceman*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Irshad!



**Men will run a mile away in the opposite direction when you step a meter towards them.


I hv come across THAT so many times! yes ur spot on.



Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

he eh gal u cuming in the groove huh...lol

Keshi said...

hey Vesty!


** consultant Maheshwari Velayuthan was shot dead by LTTE gunmen at Point-Pedro in Jaffna this evening. She was 53.


I didnt do it..not me!


LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

k jokes apart..

Vesty I had no idea abt that piece of News. Its so sad.

btw it happens almost every single day in Sri Lanka. Somebody is killed every day.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nirmal cum bak..I just came! LOL!



**gal u cuming in the groove

cum to think of it, its good cum-pany u know ;-)


Keshi.

irshad said...

Hi Keshi,

If you don't mind, how many men have you dated/boyfriends did you have till todate?

How many dumped you (i guess all of them) and how many have you dumped(i guess none, since they seem to be a mirage to you)

Keshi said...

haha Irshad r ya trying to dob me in? :-)


well I guess I had abt 3 serious r'ships...and 1 pathetic teenage shit...and one recent crap date....and abt a million daily crushes. lol!

I didnt dump anyone, neither did I get dumped..always ended things in mutual agreement. but I did trash one guy to death before ending it.



**How many dumped you (i guess all of them)

haha why d u say that?


hey Irshad btw Ish asked me to tell ya to email her..regarding buf. so go and leave a comment in BUF shoutbox for Ish...leave ur email there mebbe.


Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

lol keshi..........

Keshi said...

oii Nirmal :)

Keshi.

SwAtI said...

LOL!!! You look so adorable in that last pic... :D

I very well know where 'She' is..But m not telling neone.. ;)
i dun want my frnd to go newhere.. coz i knw if the cops do get hold of her, they r going to be so badly smitten by her charm..tht they'r never goin to release her... ;)

irshad said...

Hi Keshi,

Thanks a lot for contacting BUF on behalf of me. Hats off for taking time of your busy blogging schedule to contact the admin. I really appreciate it. I'll contact the person

I guess many girls (unmarried) who are really happy are either in a very healthy relationship or in no relationship at all. Since you are happy and very matured, I thought (or guessed) that you've leart from the experience of getting dumped or booed off..... :)

Rgds, Irshad

**How many dumped you (i guess all of them)

haha why d u say that?

Keshi said...

hehe no worries Irshad.



**I guess many girls (unmarried) who are really happy are either in a very healthy relationship or in no relationship at all


yes Im in a r'ship...with myself. and Im quite happy :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Swati HUGZ n ty!


**coz i knw if the cops do get hold of her, they r going to be so badly smitten by her charm..tht they'r never goin to release her..

see ur my BESTEST gal! ur the only one who didnt wanna dob me in..woohoo!



Keshi.

SwAtI said...

Thanks for d comment in my blog!!
M so glad you feel that way..

New is nice..but Old is Gold!!
Heheh..yaa I know this line is probably very kindergartenish..
But Im most happy about my first blog frnd..the gal with a heart of gold.. Keshi!! :D

You know..you r not only Australia's most wanted..Also, Blogspher's Most wanted girl!! ;)

desperado said...

and she is the bestest friend on the blog world.....n she sure is hot :)

how are you??

Keshi said...

aww Swati as long as ur happy and loved, Im happy too :) HUGZ!


**New is nice..but Old is Gold!!


Sure is! I love that quote hun.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww tnxx Dhruv HUGZ! :)

Im pretty good tnxx and urself?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Deepz :):) tnxx!

Keshi.

Whitesnake said...

Sounds like My kinda woman.....

Buns of steel
and aheart of gold
and interlectual so I am told
Nice jugs too!
Wonder if she......errr never mind I'll find out....

Casperbaba said...

hey keshi...
thanx for visiting.. upon ur request i have translated my work... so have a look when u find time.

Ankur said...

haha... keshi girl... wud luv it :)
so when u coming to tickle and pull my hair?? :P :D :D


and u kno wat... read many comments but i feel most have written wat u pretend to be, u rnt tat i know :)

adjectives arent enugh to suffice :)

Cheers!!!

Jeevan said...

Ho, so sad as well so sweet sights this girl in the last pic! Anyone could felt awesome falling under her views, because she is one of gorgeous girl and mentally strong. Some tell police is our friend, for her smart inspectors are to admire and adore ;) hehe...

Anthony said...

be a hippy Keshi

The first Hippie is said to have been a drop-out
Jewish carpenter, named Jesus ("The Nazz") .

He rebuked the state approved religious leaders of his time and instructed his disciples to sell what they had,
give to the poor and follow him,
preaching and teaching the good news of the Kingdom of Heaven.

His disciples are a priesthood of believers (male and female) filled with the Holy Ghost (Spirit of Truth).

It is not a popular message with the rich and powerful
or those that want to be.

Steffi said...

I haven´t seen her....

Great post!

Casperbaba said...

nxt one translated too...!
have a look!

maverick said...

Mav plz dun be a dobber!

dobber???explain...i m still a novice at learning australian slangs...


*falls at his feet but slowly takes out her mirror to check if she's lookin good while falling at his feet*


this could be a seen for matrix 4- Keshi's resurrection :D

ha ha ha ha...how r u?

Die Muräne said...

*Murane licks her finger before he disappears in the night..

elusive said...

now u know why ive been missing from the blogger action..
the CBI and the FBI have collapsed wit tha numba of missin complaintz and am loaded wit work :p
every1 wantin to get a sneak-peek of keshigirl - the BOMB detectors are doin overtime ;) and i've given 'em the much needed clue- it's no simple RDX it is way much hotter louder than tat :p
lol AWESOME pics esp the last puppy face one..sexay! :)

Anthony said...

I am new on the blog scene
I just made my blog

Please be the first to comment


by the way
u r beautifulllllll

Keshi said...

haha Steve ur crazy just as I am!

U can find out abt my buns n jugs all u want LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Casper that was great!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnxx Ankur!

dunno when I'll come ard to pull ur hair but I shall try. LOL!

**but i feel most have written wat u pretend to be, u rnt tat i know

I pretend? aww :(


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Jeevan ur damn cute!

ty n HUGZ!

Keshi.

Harry said...

havn't seen her..havn't met her...
but one of my wishes from God that plz gimme a chance to meet her once in life..
yeah, she is going to drop in to keshigirl.blogspot.com soon...

just wanna convey this b'ful lady that his friend Harry has bought a new laptop...I m sure the missing lady will be very happy hearing this and she will def drop in to his friend's blog becuase his friend is going back to blogging soon...

Harry

Keshi said...

Anthony WC n tnxx! :)

Hippy...that I am!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Steffi u saved me! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

oh ok Casper :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mav :)

**this could be a seen for matrix 4- Keshi's resurrection

LOL!


*Dobber

someone who tells on ppl.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Murane :)

***Murane licks her finger before he disappears in the night..

u notty notty boi...why go, stay.

LOL Im worse than ya!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Elusive hows ya hun?


**the BOMB detectors are doin overtime

hahaha loved that one! u clever girl.


RDX we girls r made out of, forrr surrrrre! ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

OMG Harry is bak! YEYYYYYYYYYYY!

Im so glad mate...hope to see more posts from ya then :)

*HUGZ*

btw u hv already MET me na :) here in Blogville atleast. Imagine we never met? :(


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anthony I know who u r...I dun need the FBI to track who u r..its so bloody easy!

Keshi.

Die Muräne said...

no worries I wont run too far. Will just stand there in a dark corner and watch...

Keshi said...

Murane I thought I was the Silent Voyeur ;-)

k we can watch each other hehehehe.

Keshi.

GuNs said...

My next sentence was gonna be
"but the only thing stopping it from making an absolute classic of a photograph is your missing face" !!

PRADEEP K. said...

Snifffff! Ahhhhhhh! Feels so good to be here again. So satisfying. So lovely. I always feel this is where I belong. This place is so much like home!

Yes, yes. I know this saucy seductress. At times I've secretly craved to be seduced by her.

Let me make you an offer: you can lay me as live bait in order to apprehend her. She will take the bait. Oh yes, she will. In exchange I only ask that you promise not to take her away until she has finished off with me.

Deal?

Cheers!

Asha said...

HeHe!! Yeah, if there is any reward for catching this most wanted person, I am there! I just caught her, where do I go to get me moneys? ;D

carolinagal said...

*Ur gonna try n CUTE me so u can dob me in..*

Thats right!! You figured me out girl ;)

(LOL, I had to ask B what 'dob me in' means before I replied here...sorry,,not familiar with 'all' Aussie lingo)

Pavi!!!! said...

Keshi dear....were u drunk while writing this ????? If not, u must tell me what inspired this post!!

Its hilarious!Crazzzzzzy woman!

Die Muräne said...

who said I'll be silent ;)