The Handbag Tag
Doctor Pri tagged me on this interesting Handbag tag...I'm supposed to empty my handbag infront of all of you *jaw drops in total disbelief*. WOW that's a challenge I tell ya! *wipes instant sweat off her forehead*. Do you really wanna know what this manic chick carries in her handbag? I'm sure you don't but hey I can't help it cos Pri said I'm a lady and all, and that I have to follow the rules of the tag *raises an eyebrow at Pri*. Aha Pri! So here I go, read at you rown risk. *sounds of a handbag being emptied follows*
*Small pack of Kleenex facial tissues
*A mini bottle of Eau Belle Azzaro perfume
*A mini address book
*A pair of sunglasses
*A pack of Nurofen (to be taken when male monkeys give me a headache)
*A Train pass
*A small mirror (incase a hunk decides to show up on my path)
*A safety pin (incase the need arises to prick someone to death)
*Lid of the perfume bottle (just noticed it's separated from the bottle)
*A pack of Mentos mints
*A Rosary (to bring oglers back to life when they nearly pass out)
*Censored censored censored!
It's official, I'm a serial Handbag offender! I can't help it, I need all of those items in my handbag, so yeah my poor handbag has to cop it. That's why I like it BIG. ;-) And if any thief is planning to steal my bag, well here's a tip that will come handy to ya: One of those items listed above has a secret microchip identifier (programmed by this geeky chick) attached to it, which identifies the holder of the item by one's fingerprints and if it's not Keshi's fingerprints, the item sprays Anthrax on you as soon as you touch it! *terrrain terrrain DANGER DANGER!* So you need alot of luck and prayers before trying to steal my bag ok! *fakes an innocent smile*. Thanks Pri it was good fun doing this tag! :)
The Love Tag
Now to another sweetie pie who tagged me on a cool Love-link tag. Veenz darling tagged me on this one and I'm supposed to spread the love aha! The Love-link Tag is supposedly a Love game where you have to tag 10 people in one post (which apparently proves that you love them..yeah right Veenz LOL!) but there is no actual limit (you can tag more if you want). Once tagged, you have to copy paste the link in this post and make the list grow. So here it goes:
BennyLiew, RamblingMoo, Mum & Kids In Wonderland, Judelittle, Our mini blogsphere, Rooms in My Heart, http://janiceng.blogspot.com/, ChinNee, Jo-N, LadyJava's Lounge, Strange but True, Mariuca's Perfume Gallery,Meet Uncle J-Uncle J, Farah,aNgRiAniWoRLd,How’s Life Bout,The Three Heroes, Ceedy, Veena (the cupcake who tagged me), Keshi, (You continue here)...
So here are the people who receive my Love:
All of you. Told ya I like it BIG...big love I mean urrrrrrg!
*if I'm to list all the names of my friends here, Blogger will definitely crash*
MWAH I LOVE YA ALL! And thanks Veenz for the Love!
The Eight Tag
And now to another tag that sweet Pavi tagged me on...it's about 8 things. So here I go:
8 Things I’m Passionate About
- Expressing (writing, blogging, speaking, listening)
- Feelings and memories
- Living on edge
8 Things I want to do before I die
- Live, not just exist
- Do something BIG on charity
- Realise the meaning of my life
- Reach out to someone who never felt love
- Write a Will
- Grow old to see how it feels to be frail and helpless
- Reach to a point where I don't mind leaving my car behind and dying lol!
- Slap a Baboon (an ogling loser man that is!)
8 Words (terms) I say often
- Oh My God!
- What the fuck!
- No kidding!
- Are ya serious?
- Spot on!
- Mofo (short for motherfucker)
8 Songs I could listen to over and over again
(there are much more than just 8 but yeah, bloody 8!)
- Fade To Black by Metallica
- Sultans Of Swing by Dire Straits
- Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
- Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
- Knocking On Heaven's Door by Eric Clapton
- November Rain by GNR
- Hotel California by Eagles
- Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
8 Books I’ve read recently
I have long left my BookWorm days...all I read these days is Blogs.
8 Things that attract me to my Dear Friends
- The beauty of the heart
- A good sense of humor
- An ability to look past silly mistakes (i.o.w. just don't be a broody Biyatch/Bastard!)
- Self-respect as much respect for individuality
- Pretenders, egoists and trespassers are not allowed in my life
- An ability to look into my eyes and tell me the truth
- Unconditional friendship factor
- An ability to reconnect on the same level even after years of being apart
Told ya, I like it BIG, even in friendship department. That's why I don't have many friends...I have lost many losers - lol I'm supposed to lose losers right? I have only 2 close friends in real. And they'll be there for life, I know that for sure. Thanks Pavi for tagging me on that..made me think alot.
The Song Tag
WOW another tag..the final one, I promise. :) I love this one and cutie pie Silvara tagged me on this one.
Rules of the tag: Various situations are given. You have to come up with a song (or a couple) that aptly describe those situations in YOUR life (eg:Situation : Song). So here I go:
Opening credits: Here comes the hot stepper by Ini Kamoze (I'm such a brag but you already know that!)
Waking up: It's a beautiful day by U2
Average day: Tequila sunrise by Eagles
First date: I could fall in love by Selena
Falling in love: Take my breath away by Berlin
Love Scene: Power of love by Jennifer Rush
Fight Scene: You know you're right by Nirvana
Breaking up: I will survive by Gloria Gaynor
Getting back together: WTF am I doing with ya again? by Keshi. Just kidding!
I don't wanna miss a thing by Aerosmith
Secret love: Need you tonight by INXS
Life’s ok: Feel by Robbie Williams
Mental Breakdown: Lithium by Nirvana
Driving: One way ticket by Eruption
Learning a lesson: Foolish games by Jewel
Deep thought: Man who sold the world by Nirvana
Flashback: When I need you by Leo Sayer
Partying: Let's get loud by JLo
Happy Dance: Now I can dance by Tina Arena
Regretting: Everybody hurts by REM
Long night alone: In the air tonight by Genesis
Death Scene: November rain by Guns N Roses
Closing Credits: The Reason by Hoobastank (my ultimate funeral song)
What a BIG post from the Meanest Cat in old Sydney town ;-)
Anybody who wishes to take up these tags may do so. Have a good day guys, and thanks for reading!
Current Music: Ma Baker by BoneyM