Friday, May 16

Words Fail Me My Love!

Solitaire with her coolest ideas of all, got us all to write a matrimonial Ad in her Short & Sweet blog today (there's an Ad structure to follow as well). So I wrote the following Ad as my contribution to her post, and I thought it would be good if I put it up in my blog, so you can read it in the weekend. So here is my matrimonial ad:


WANTED a domesticable, can-cook-n-clean and superb-in-bed Male for an outgoing, bitchy-but-lovable and shoe-crazy Female.

She is 'educated' enough to be a wife and careerwoman, and 'earns' alot of LOVE from everyone she meets per month.

Comes from a very 'dysfunctional' family.
Father is a Detective (*meet the Fokkers*) and mother is a 'Nutcase' just like the daughter. Sister, let's not even go there.

Her hobbies include blogging, looking for blog-fodder (beware next post might be on u), living in a blog, hosting blog parties, thinking too much, listening to music, blogging about music, did I say Blogging? ok!

Would prefer a blogger, blog-programmer by profession, blogaholic or blogworm, someone who can shutup and listen at times, someone who is easy to talk to, someone who is not up himself, overly religious men will not be considered, better drink alcohol, smoke if you want, eat meat wutever but plz don't eat my head, better know good music and have a decent dress sense, smell good enough not to shoot you down, clean and hygenic, no gingivitis sufferers plz, preferably an emotional-wreck to feel equal, caste MUST be Human, must be handsome in the heart, must speak Sense, should come from an equally 'hilarious' family, should be able to tolerate pure crap, better know what Grunge is, should be prepared to sleep on the couch if a sudden request is received, gotta be able to give up on TV when asked to, should have his own house to go back to if asked to leave, better have your own car not to hog her's and MUST be 'Ugly' if u know what I mean.

Will give details of more 'requirements' when asked for. Yes there's more.

If u want her horoscope here it is:

Sun on her face
Moon in her eyes
Saturn in her deeds
Mercury in her blood
Venus in her flirtations
Jupiter in her pocket
Uranus in ur-anus

Other planets are busy doing something else I guess. Will tell u later where they are.

A recent photo of the guy will be much appreciated, w.o. morhping it ofcourse. Attached is a recent pic of the woman being considered in this Ad (a bit of a ghost sometimes). Send in your applications today and be her man ooh lala!





Have a good weekend guys! ;-)


Current Music: More Than Words by Extreme

144 Cranium Signets:

Chriz said...

hahaha.... nice ad... may god give someone of your dreams soon.. let the hunt yield many a prey

irshad said...

Hi,

It's better to get married to Satan's daughter, rather than marrying or for that matter even proposing to you.....

Can you remember once I said "men will run a mile in the other direction once you approach them a meter" ;)

Rgds, Irshad

Whitesnake said...

I would but...

sorry darlin ya couldn't handle the love the caring the fun the laughter the parrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttaaaaaa nor the music mon! The understanding the words of wisedom nor the way of life.

Nor the warmth of being loved for being you....

Besides a snakebite can be lethal... And I ain't say if it is that a good thing?

Hiren said...

I too put up a post prompted by this matrimonial ad thig .. :-)

and abt ur ad ... this ones the most impressive and attractive ad i have ever encountered ....


and to end it the horror scope was cracking .. brilliant ... :)

and now I kinda think i like this ad for yours and m impressed ... if you can fulfill the expecations i have put up on my blog ... I think we should meet :)

Vrij said...

Whoa... now this is like wanting the entire world, errr.. blogworld for urself..

Bechara ladka.. jo bhi hoga.. bechara hoga!! I'm dying to read HIS blog ;)

RW said...

Scissors in the nose are less painful. lol!

Nirmal's Blog said...

hey is it 2ay some matrimony day....lol

vishesh said...

hmmm....i just got a call from god...he told me to ask you if you want it all in one man?

Keshi said...

lol Chriz high-five n tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Irshad!

**It's better to get married to Satan's daughter,

sounds like u hv dated Satan's daughter or else how can u compare he? LOL!


Why wud men run away from me..hmmm mebbe just the Richard Craniums, yes. ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Stevo!

**Nor the warmth of being loved for being you....

aww r ya saying I won't u'stand that? but why?

I dun mind a snake bite every now n then...cos all i get is Dog bites. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Hiren u r so cute!


**this ones the most impressive and attractive ad i have ever encountered

r ya serious? lol!


I read ur's and commented too.


We can meet anytime..for coffee? :):)

Sol has SHAADI'd us big time!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vrij lol!

**now this is like wanting the entire world

really? I thought I only asked for VERY LITTLE.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

And Vrij..

I didnt ask for houses, cars, money, race, religion, teetotaller etc etc did I?

Think abt it :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahaha RW really!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

yes Nirmal its the day u can find ur WITCH. lol so try ur luck!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vish :)

God has a phone..didnt know. Is it a Nokia?


**...he told me to ask you if you want it all in one man?

ALL? lol read properly...I asked for VERY LITTLE.

And read my replies to Vrij. :)


Keshi.

Pri said...

whoaa!! sucha modest horoscope ;p

loved the ad...hope u meet the (blogger)man of your dreams soon...:D

cheers!
the pic is too good...how did u manage those effects??
the 'danger' sign and the 'twinkle in your eyes' give u a lethally hot and seductive combination...umm lemme say 'hell angel' ;)

keep rocking!!

Keshi said...

haha ty Pri!

**hope u meet the (blogger)man of your dreams soon

twas just for fun Pri. I dun necessarily need a blogger to share mah bed. LOL!


**pic

Slides magic...it's easy hun.



**'hell angel'

love that nic somehow :)


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

on 2nd thoughts..I dun like anyone sharing mah bed :(

Keshi.

La vida Loca said...

you say all this now after i get married??????? and huh i am not a boy :(

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

" Sun on her face
Moon in her eyes
Saturn in her deeds
Mercury in her blood
Venus in her flirtations
Jupiter in her pocket
Uranus in ur-anus "

lol baby.............that's a nice horoscope...and i wish u find a domesticable hubby soon...
good luck

:P

anits said...

hope u meet the blogaholic man of your dreams soon! :)
n very creative horoscope! hv a great weekends ya hun..

Keshi said...

haha LaVida ur so cute!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Bro tnxx!

**domesticable hubby

I know such a think dun exist. I mite hv to marry a woman LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anits I was only joking abt my man MUST be a Blogger etc :)

tnxx!

Keshi.

irshad said...

Hey,

Anyways, Great post......

Made me fall in love with ya (don't blush keshi...... it'll only happen if you are the only woman on earth)......

Ha Ha Ha ;)

Rdgs, Irshad

Keshi said...

hey Irshad :)

**Made me fall in love with ya (don't blush keshi...... it'll only happen if you are the only woman on earth)......


dun count on it, cos who said I'd fall for ya?


;-)

Keshi.

deepsat said...

hey that matches what i am looking for!! lets harmonize that what say!!

Hmm but instead of Uranus, i prefer Venus!! LOL!!

classy ad!!

;-))

Hiren said...

** r ya serious? lol!

why .. do you feeel i m just fabricating my response to flatter you and earn those additional brownie points for that ??? :p

** meet for coffeee
sure ... anytime when u land up in my part of the world or i land up in yours ...

bfn ... gtg to see another of those IPL matches in da stadium ...

Tarun said...

Ever considered registering on some matromony sight ... by the way ur blog-data (analogus to a wanting brides Bio-Data) is very very impressive is this for hopeful Mr.Right?
I see ur mail box buzzing with activity trying for ur obvious attention.
Ciao happy weekend.

Cinderella. said...

So how many proposals for the hot hot girl ?!

irshad said...

Hi,

A big bomb explosion has occured in colombo in front of the Hilton check point. According to government sources atleast 10 died and 90 injured.(you know abt sl goverment, the casualty figures are very high than what they reported).

Satan said...

If u promise to keep my application clandestine, then I will send u :D

Nirmal's Blog said...

***yes Nirmal its the day u can find ur WITCH**

sorry gal witches r out only during nite time...lol

Jeevan said...

The Ad you find’s are always fun reading and this was laughter! Some go on seeing horoscope, and won’t see the scope of humans in world. Let we all have a wonderful weekend dear;)

maverick said...

WANTED a domesticable, can-cook-n-clean and superb-in-bed Male for an outgoing, bitchy-but-lovable and shoe-crazy Female.

can cook n clean :D...virtue of living away from home for almost 8 yrs now

She is 'educated' enough to be a wife and careerwoman, and 'earns' alot of LOVE from everyone she meets per month.

what more can a man want :)


Comes from a very 'dysfunctional' family.
Father is a Detective (*meet the Fokkers*) and mother is a 'Nutcase' just like the daughter. Sister, let's not even go there.


no ones perfect...but different is good :)


Her hobbies include blogging, looking for blog-fodder (beware next post might be on u), living in a blog, hosting blog parties, thinking too much, listening to music, blogging about music, did I say Blogging? ok!


well the interests are pretty much similar :)


Would prefer a blogger, blog-programmer by profession, blogaholic or blogworm, someone who can shutup and listen at times, someone who is easy to talk to, someone who is not up himself, overly religious men will not be considered, better drink alcohol, smoke if you want, eat meat wutever but plz don't eat my head, better know good music and have a decent dress sense, smell good enough not to shoot you down, clean and hygenic, no gingivitis sufferers plz, preferably an emotional-wreck to feel equal, caste MUST be Human, must be handsome in the heart, must speak Sense, should come from an equally 'hilarious' family, should be able to tolerate pure crap, better know what Grunge is, should be prepared to sleep on the couch if a sudden request is received, gotta be able to give up on TV when asked to, should have his own house to go back to if asked to leave, better have your own car not to hog her's and MUST be 'Ugly' if u know what I mean.


he blogs..was a programmer earlier..down to earth..social drinker..eats non veg...decently good sense of dressing...smart...has a good sense of humour..etc etc

Will give details of more 'requirements' when asked for. Yes there's more.

Akansha Pradhan said...

grrreat idea for a post.. i see we need to add blogging to our addictions of the new age.. hmm, i gt blog fodder ;)

hope to visit more often...

Satish Bolla said...

hahahaha, very hilarious n witty.
but don't u think it's tough(oops, impossible might b the rite word) to get such a guy??? u asked for so many qualities n if u want all those in ur partner, u should look for not one but tens of partners.... ;)

Punk master said...

may the hunt yield many a prey

♥bμşγ-ŵŗϊŧēŕ♥ said...

uranus for ur-anus?!?!?! roflmao!
err...if i was a guy, i'd have probably considered applying. atleast i meet all the conditions.

you're totally straight right? :P

shld check out solitaire's blog now!

Vrij said...

Right Keshi.. u did not ask for cars, etc.. thats why I specifically commented using the word "blogworld" !! U asked for everthing blog-related that one could think of!

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi...now,if I wanted to describe you,I couldn't have done a better job for the most part(not the dysfunctional family part,of course).hehe.

Loved the 'educated enough to be a wife and careerwoman and earns a lov of love from everyone'...

I wish blogging could be made into a profession.We'd all join the same firm then,huh?:)I did read somewhere that some people are leaving their jobs since they've started earning so much courtesy blogging.Haven't read the whole story,though.

Asha said...

LOL! What's gotten into you girl?
Get off that notorious Indian style matrimonial column ((opposite here,which is good!:D)asking for "fair, intelligent, tall, working, domesticated" groom! ;D

This ad sounds great, hope you get LOTS of offers and "interview" them with Pakodas and coffee ready. Did you ask for "musically talented" btw!!HeeHee!

Hugs to you, have a wonderful weekend, see you bit later on Monday.We are taking Trish to college for class her schedules for next year. She is done with HS a year early and will be "HS visiting student" in local U!:)

elusive said...

LOL
n the pic's awesum yu got the starz and the moons in ya eyes ;)
in case u manage to find a guy as desired, on this very planet lemme knw if he has any brother(s) :p

Clyde said...

Ok, thats a blogger---Check
Male---Check
Drinker---Check
Smoker---Check
Own house---Check
Adore the Godess within---Check
Handle her family, functional or not-----Check
Available----Check
Sleep on the couch--na---got three bedrooms
Can cook and do cook---Check
Music--play what you want--Check
Religion---be what you want--Check

Ok, so where does the line start.--I'll get on the end

david santos said...

Hi, Keshi!
Dreams...
Nice weekend

desperado said...

ohh me me...consider me...u have my pic already ;)

Ankur said...

haha... wat an advertisement girlie!!!

i m in ;) ;)

hehe
but i fail on many of these *sigh*

r u plannin to relax few of those??? :D :D

hehe
Cheers!!!

g-man said...

lol nice one...it doesn't leave room for too many people though :P

btw, i learned a new word from this post!!! gingivitis

Casperbaba said...

dude.. consider this an official proposal....!!!

*all dressed up*
*bed down on one knee*
*a vodka shot in my hand*
*with some kick arse muzique..*
*and sum folwer's if u want*

"kya aap mere se shaadi karna cheingee"?
i promise 2 b a loyal husband's...
nd u can blow my band "hans hans" ke's!

gosh... nother one of ur cracker!
keep rockin gurl.

d SINNER!!! said...

nice....lol....

i wonder hw will orthodox prnts rct to this...

Pointblank said...

LOL...hope u get ur domesticable, cook n clean, superb in bed guy! :D

But then, i dint get the ugly part :)

Kristen Bjorg said...

I love your post.

After reading it,I've got 2 questions to ask of you.I have heard of block parties,but never blog parties.How does one throw one?If you'd be so good to tell me,I'd be ever so pleased and eager to throw one,uhhh!I think.

And the other is,why in the world do you want an ugly guy?What if he sneaks up on you,hehehe?

aneri_masi said...

hahaha, this was so funny :)

Coco said...

I liked it!
I just might have to "borrow" it for later... ; )

Come and stop by...
I have another of Solitaire's ; )

Hugs & Blessings

Whitesnake said...

Well! Keshi.........All I is saying is don't finks ya can except being loved without some kind of expectation. Unconditional love is hard ta find.
Too many times people change for the wrong reasons only to find out years down the track that they ain't happy.

It is always one partner that wants the other to change... I ask why?
Don't ya hate it when ya hear people say things like I love ya always yet when the separate they wanna kill the bastard....Go figure aye!

One of the hardest things to do is watch someone you love, love someone else and be happy that they found true love..... But OH NO we can't have that aye..wouldn't be right....

One of the struggles I have is to find my old self and restablish that part of me that changed for no other reason than to keep the peace and make the other person happy who ever it may have been at the time.....

It's long and difficult road back ... mainly cos those around you dont like the fact that you may up and leave.
So more trouble and dramas occur.

Bugga aye?

I guess what I am saying is If ya wanna be with someone don't get them ta change ya suppose ta love em for who they are now not what ya might change them into.

As I have read through ya blog I have found ya to be always changing for people never actually being yaself consistantly. That's what is missing girl...
To love me or you or anyone ya have to be yaself as natural as ya can and allow the same for the other party.
Tis all about respect and ya gotta respect yaself before ya can respect others. Respect isn't given babe it's earnt.
You have my respect but dont change who ya are for me cos I wouldn't want ya any other way.

Here endth the lesson.......
By the way you said
"I dun mind a snake bite every now n then...cos all i get is Dog bites. LOL!"
I wanna know....
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
woof woof........

Me finks this snake has bitten ya a few times girl!
and that aint a bad fing.

Cinder-Single said...

YOU Go Girl!!!! If I was a man, I would have answered!! LOL!!!

Nehya

ps.I dunno if blog world ate my last comment or not!

Beach Bum said...

You've read enough about my family to know its dysfunctional as well although I guess when it gets down to the basics all families are a little wacky. The really crazy ones I've found is when everyone is perfect and everyone gets along like my in-laws. I'm still trying to figure out a way to stay out of the wedding ceremonies for my soon to be married bother-in-law.
As far as you requirements in your ad I was doing good until you wanted someone with decent dress sense. T-shirt and old shorts are about as good as I get. Have a good weekend, I have another heavy weekend working around the house after a week that was a major pain in the ass.

Keshi said...

ty Deepz lets meet for coffee then, wut say, in a chat room? ROFL!



* but instead of Uranus, i prefer Venus

why?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hiren u n ur IPL 'matches'..I dun think we 'match'. LOL!

;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tarun this was done only for fun. LOL!

ur yet to see my REAL ad :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Cindy I aint HOT HOT..o cmon! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty for that Irshad!

After I read that comment I checked the News..its so sad!

Im sick of our ppl killing each other..I hate this war.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Satan, instead we'll hv a Clandestine affair, wut say? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

So blog-surf in the night Nirmal! DUH lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Jeevan!

**Some go on seeing horoscope, and won’t see the scope of humans in world

So true!

The Horror of the Scope of such ppl need to be analysed too. LOL!


Keshi.

Compassion Unlimitted said...

Fantastic..will be crazier if//Will give details of more 'requirements' when asked for. Yes there's more// these details are also added on..cant stop laughing
tc
cu

Trundling Grunt said...

How many did you have to beat off? Lots, I imagine.

Keshi said...

aww ty Mav!

**can cook n clean :D

wut abt the BED part???? haha!



**wut more can a man want

oooo there's alot a man wants...like watch him watch soccer. and that aint gonna happen with me.




**no ones perfect...but different is good :)

My family is different in ways u wont even imagine..total nutters. LOL! If u meet my aunts, u'll go mad..cos all they wanna do is feed ya even if ur not hungry...they treat ya like u just came bak from a Hunger strike.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Akansha WC here and ty sweetz :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Satish!

** asked for so many qualities n if u want all those in ur partner, u should look for not one but tens of partners

mebbe thats a great idea LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Punk the prey wont even materialise in front of me..I wonder why!

keshi.

Keshi said...

haha BW MWAH n tnxx!

if u were a guy, I'd hv stolen ya and got married to ya awwwww.


**you're totally straight right?

Im as straight as Chinese hair.

:)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vrij :)

**using the word "blogworld" !! U asked for everthing blog-related that one could think of

nah I didnt ask for a blog roll, did I? lol kidding!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey AmitL tnxx! :)

**not the dysfunctional family part,of course

o cmon tell me, which FAMILY isnt dysfunctional?? Think hard Amit. LOL!

I wanna drop my job and be a professional blogger..tell me more abt it. :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Asha give my best regards to ur pretty smart daughter Trish! HUGZ!


**asking for "fair, intelligent, tall, working, domesticated" groom!

lol thats why I asked the same from the guy. Should b able to cook n clean etc.

Fair omg..I so know that! The groom will be as dark as the night and he wants someone like Aishwarya Rai. Dream on sucker!



**"interview" them with Pakodas and coffee ready. Did you ask for "musically talented" btw!!HeeHee!

hahahahahaha I should ha! Guy should be able to dance too. LOL!



hv a good one luv!


keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Elusive!

**in case u manage to find a guy as desired, on this very planet lemme knw if he has any brother(s)

haha that cracked me up big time! I sure will let ya know hun. But at the rate I keep meeting Baboons, Im not sure how soon it will be tho.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Clyde u sure QUALIFY big time! WOW ;-)

**Handle her family, functional or not

r ya sure mate? I hv an aunt who talks non-stop...think abt it b4 ur life becomes a horror story. LOL!

ok u can go to ur other room and not the couch..lol!


aww u forgot to check one more item...


**superb-in-bed

r ya? tell me.

*waits impatiently to find out Clyde's bed patterns*

lol!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

And one more thing Clyde..i 'LOL' alot.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dave tnxx mate u too MWAH!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dhruv awwwwwwwww....I know. U qualify big time cos u GRUNGE..just like me.


*HUGZ* and ur HOT o man! *faints*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Ankur! :)


**r u plannin to relax few of those???

LOL that line cracked me up big time! ok which items do ya want me to 'relax'. :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

G-man hey tnxx!

**it doesn't leave room for too many people though

hmm is there any wonder that Im single for a while now. LOL!


didnt ya know what Gingivitis was b4? aww..

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Casper awwwwww..u look good in that :)

***all dressed up*
*bend down on one knee*
*a vodka shot in my hand*
*with some kick arse muzique..*
*and sum folwer's if u want*

thats a sign of a Hopeless romantic LOL! ur in mate!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Sinner looking good hun!

**i wonder hw will orthodox prnts rct to this...

haha they'll say Im the ultimate MISFIT for a bride. Im no Pathidevi (is that term right?). LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey PB! :)

**i dint get the ugly part

UGLY in bed lol!

k I know I seem to focus too much on the BED dept.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Kristen WC hun n ty!

**,but never blog parties.How does one throw one?

I threw one in my last post...check it out. ;-)



**ugly

I meant UGLY in bed. I like Beasts in bed ;-)

k I know Im gross.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Aneri :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Coco tnxx hun!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Steve ty!

yes I know..as humans we do EXPECT no matter what. It's in our nature. Unconditional love can only be given by a parent or some rare humanbeing. Even some parents fail at that.


*Don't ya hate it when ya hear people say things like I love ya always yet when the separate they wanna kill the bastard...

oyeah :) it happens all the time. Cos such ppl dunno what LOVE really is. They get together cos they're lonely and cos they just need someone by their side..not cos they truly love that other person. And thats why when things dun work out, they wanna drag each other to courts and play the Ego game.





**It's long and difficult road back ... mainly cos those around you dont like the fact that you may up and leave. So more trouble and dramas occur.

So true. Most of the time we r playing certain 'roles' for others.



**I guess what I am saying is If ya wanna be with someone don't get them ta change ya suppose ta love em for who they are now not what ya might change them into.

I know that Steve. :) I was only joking in this Ad. It was done purely for fun. And ya know, I aint the kind of girl who'd be in Personals anyways. I hv never put up such an Ad and never will.



**As I have read through ya blog I have found ya to be always changing for people never actually being yaself consistantly. That's what is missing girl...

hmmm...ok. if we want to be ourselves 100%, we wont be having any r'ships Steve! ppl will dump us and go..even family. Sometimes we've got to sacrifice a little bit of WHO WE ARE, for the sake of others. We cant live a complete 'it's MY life' kinda existence. That wud be selfish and so lonely.



**To love me or you or anyone ya have to be yaself as natural as ya can and allow the same for the other party.

I know. But I find that fictional in the real world. No one is purely themselves Steve..NO ONE. We only kid ourselves thinking we r that. If u love someone now, Im sure u hv atleast 1% of an expectation from that person.

As an example (this is just an example only ok), why arent u with a woman who may be working as a hooker...tell me. Cos u dun want such a partner in ur life. And thats an EXPECTATION, whether u may think so or not. I may be wrong in this example..mebbe u wudnt mind n wud look at who she really is. But I know for sure I wont want a male hooker as my partner.



ppl do hv certain criteria drawn in their minds abt their prospective partners. and thats no crime. Its ok to KNOW what u WANT.
We may not get what we WANT but its ok to WANT certain reasonable qualities in a partner.



**Tis all about respect and ya gotta respect yaself before ya can respect others. Respect isn't given babe it's earnt.

And why r ya saying this to me Steve? d u think I disrespect myself? :)



**You have my respect but dont change who ya are for me cos I wouldn't want ya any other way.

hehehe nah I dun change like that..but I can ADJUST. There's a slight difference there. And sometimes we do hv to change/adjust for someone else. As long as it doesnt take a large chunk off our identities. U cant hv it both ways Steve.



**"I dun mind a snake bite every now n then...cos all i get is Dog bites. LOL!"
I wanna know....
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
woof woof........


hahahahaha! woof woof ;-)



**Me finks this snake has bitten ya a few times girl!
and that aint a bad fing.

yes lol! I did stand on a snake once too. I really did!


tnxx alot for that Steve! I really like discussing stuff with ya..U R SO WISE AND U ROCK! U made me think.


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Cinderz lets go get married hun! I can do a sex change. LOL cos I dun think I'll find a man after that ad!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

BB hey tnxx mate!


ur spot on..only u u'stood my 'dysfuntional' family line the way it was. Cos like u said, most families r wacko. They just dun realise and dun like to be called that.


**The really crazy ones I've found is when everyone is perfect and everyone gets along like my in-laws.

omg I sooo know that! I hate that too. It happens in my family too and sometimes I just wanna SCREAM.



**I'm still trying to figure out a way to stay out of the wedding ceremonies for my soon to be married bother-in-law.

haha @Bother!

I hate big family dramas. I hv 2 cousins who r gonna give birth to their first babies in July. Its already a massive show in the family n they r making a big deal outta it. LOL!


Chill out this wknd BB HUGZ!

keshi.

Keshi said...

ty CU LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Trundz hey long time! :)


**how many..

Actually not many..lol! Cos alot of ppl thought I was a whining, needy biyatch..when this was only a joke. haha!


I've been missin ya..where were ya?

Keshi.

g-man said...

nope, i didn't. i was only aware of what halitosis meant coz, well, one of my friends has it :D i try to restrict our conversations to online ones unless i have a really bad cold

wow, this is a pleasant conversation. maybe i should get a plaque (pun intended) saying 'best conversationist' :|

Keshi said...

haha G-man ur too funny!

Poor friend. It can be treated ya know.

Keshi.

Cinder-Single said...

HAHA!! you are a hoot! LOL!! Lets do it! We will run away together. LOL!!

You have a great blog! I love coming here! haha!! I added you to my blog roll!!! And ummmm I was writing another post when I seen you had been there!!!

Toodles,My dear friend!!

Ne
p.s. I am working on what Sol had up also.. lets see if I can find me a man.. I see you are a shoe freak also! I love shoes and coach bags!

gautami tripathy said...

You are not doing too badly girl. Put this in TOI!

Hugs!

Clyde said...

Superb in bed.
Hmm, I think thats a ladies call--has to be their judgement and self judgement is no recommendation.
Active, adventurous, attentive, considerate, take charge, or she can when she wants----if you like it, we do it----love seconds---and wake up thirds
Guess its like buying a used car--take it for a test drive--try before you buy.
I havent had any complaints---
So, is it only in bed ????

Keshi said...

Cinderz HUGZ! LOL tnxx hun!

** lets see if I can find me a man

yeah I tried that hunny. mebbe my Ad was a 'killer', it 'killed' all possibilites. AHA! :)

but I hope u find ur's!


yes Im a shoe whore..Im also an earring nympho. ;-)


*HUGZ* g'nite babez!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Gautami nah it wrecked everything LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Clyde love ya man!

**Active, adventurous, attentive,

attentive to WHAT? lol!


**considerate, take charge, or she can when she wants----if you like it, we do it----

ooh lala THIS is HAWWWT! *points finger at Clyde*



**love seconds---and wake up thirds

Multiple entries..I mean Visas. LOL!



**Guess its like buying a used car--take it for a test drive--try before you buy.


Trying before buying doesnt work with me...cos u know I come from a typical Sri Lankan family where I hv big chances of getting shot to death if get caught. :(



** So, is it only in bed ????

haha love that! Nah I like it al fresco ;-)


Keshi.

Clyde said...

Visas, yes
So dont get caught

Satan said...

Long distance clandestine affair :((

Then I hve better options here :D

Ankur said...

hehe....

relaxation needed with terms like 'smoke' and 'meat'... :D :D

hehe
and all u get in return is an ugly, lazy and obidient slave!!! :D :D

hehe

Cheers!!!

Keshi said...

Clydey Clydey Clydey :)

**So dont get caught

why d ya think I used the word 'caught' in the first place hahahaha!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Satan ur right!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Ankur o cmon u aint that bad.

hey HAPPY BIRTHDAY man!

hv a blast!

Kesh.

Ankur said...

**Ankur o cmon u aint that bad

means i m bad, but not tat much

*sigh*

Keshi said...

noooooooo ankur I didnt mean that!

read ur own comment above. u said:

**and all u get in return is an ugly, lazy and obidient slave


so that reply was for that line. :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

check ur mail Ankur.

keshi.

Ankur said...

haha.. ok ok...

u dont let me pull ur leg a lil even :D :D

hehe

Cheers!!!

Whitesnake said...

I like what ya had to say girl.

My way of looking at relationships is to have my time, your time and our time.

Relationships need understandings and constant communication to keep things alive. we all go stale sometimes.
We all have bad days.

We all get knocked down, but we get back up again..."Sounds like a song ta me"

Take a look at my 2 blogs. Ya have a party animal and a storyteller.
Ya have a fighter and a lover. Ya have someone who doesn't give a shit and someone who cares.
How does a woman tolerate that?
Does she have to?

For me a woman would have to just accept it. (we are not talking anything violent or abusive here)
Of course I would have to accept the way she was.

That is the essence of a great relationship, acceptance for who you are. Sure along the way we all adjust (You made a great point there by the way.) But we adjust because we WANT to not because we have too.

There is alot more involved than what I have said here.
There are resposibilities for ones actions.

For everyone there is someone you just keep on looking. Sometimes we find them most times we don't.
Why don't we find them?
Cos we have expectations.

Example: I hear eastern women can be very difficult to handle are stubborn manipulative blah blah blah.
If I believed that and entered a relationship with one I would be a fool to myself.
Any relationship from friends to lovers go in with nothing in ya head but wanting to find out about that person for yourself.

Then make up ya mind. You either love em or hate em.

On me Whitesnake blog I have discovered a lot of christian persons visit. WTF .....its cool though. Who would have thought that aye? One is a Mormon and I didnt find out till I gave the Mormons a mouthful.
They still pop by and say hi... why? cos they are not judgemental. Everyone has an opinion and is entitled to it. You accept it or ya don't.

That incest couple: when I was ask about it all I said was "Are they happy?"
Oh dear did shit hit the fan.
Everyone up in arms that the Great Whitesnake thinks incest is ok...

Thats NOT what I said, It's not what I believe but if they are happy in their own world then leave em alone.

Geez girl ya have me on a roll here aye
There is so much more to add to try and explain my thinking.

When I speak of respect it runs deep. you have beliefs and so do i they may not gell but acceptance of each others beliefs and acceptance of agreeing to disagree without any hard feelings is a trait so many lack. It is one I have and am proud of it.

You spoke of adjusting.
How far does one go before one compromises ones views or beliefs?
Will one be happy to adjust to satisfy those that require you to adjust?
Why do ya adjust? Cos it is easier to keep the peace than stand up.
Why can't others adjust to our needs huh?

Makes ya think girl aye?

:-) love ya too!

Whitesnake said...

Oh and about expectation.
I agree with ya but all I am saying is go with an open mind.

Hang on I finks I is repeating me self.
A Hooker????? we talking rugby here???
I am hetro girl bums firmly on the seat.

Ria said...

he he nice ad out there Keshi!! :) lemme know if u get any responses...which i m sure u'll get in plenty!! :D

maverick said...

@keshi


wut abt the BED part???? haha!

experience it first hand :D


oooo there's alot a man wants...like watch him watch soccer. and that aint gonna happen with me.



well how abt if its an girls soccer match?? :D


My family is different in ways u wont even imagine..total nutters. LOL! If u meet my aunts, u'll go mad..cos all they wanna do is feed ya even if ur not hungry...they treat ya like u just came bak from a Hunger strike.



well i ve eaten south indian food..i can relish that too :)

anything else...u can go on :D

Kristen Bjorg said...

What's that coming out of the woman's eyes on the recent photograph attached with the ad?
Electricity or what?

It seems as I have experienced that,once or twice,before,aimed dirctly at moi.

carolinagal said...

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!! thats all i can type right now coz i can't stop laughing

Anvita said...

absolutely loved this one gal...

specially 'WANTED a domesticable, can-cook-n-clean and superb-in-bed Male for an outgoing, bitchy-but-lovable and shoe-crazy Female.'

Keshi said...

hehe Ankur :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Steve that was great!

**Why do ya adjust? Cos it is easier to keep the peace than stand up.
Why can't others adjust to our needs huh?


Cos if we keep asking each other to adjust for us, no one will. Someone has to give it a go.

:)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

** Hooker????? we talking rugby here???

haha Steve!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ria :)

I didnt get PLENTY as many ppl here seem to think.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mav :)

**well how abt if its an girls soccer match?? :

I hate soccer anyways. LOL!

keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Kristen :)

**What's that coming out of the woman's eyes on the recent photograph attached with the ad?


LOL thats me and Im EVIIIILLLL ;-)

Keshu.

Keshi said...

hahaha CG HUGZ!

keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Anvita :)

Keshi.

Clyde said...

I'm just cooking the Sunday roast
Should be ready in 90 minutes---just come on around

SwAtI said...

Wow!!
You came up with such a cool Ad!! ;)

**WANTED a domesticable, can-cook-n-clean and superb-in-bed Male**

LOL!! Hope u find sucha guy real soon!! :)

**Sun on her face
Moon in her eyes
Saturn in her deeds
Mercury in her blood
Venus in her flirtations
Jupiter in her pocket
Uranus in ur-anus

LOL!! You are toooo cute Keshi!! ;)
Lots of love
Cheers!

Pavi!!!! said...

LOL! Thats a long list gurl...Good luck on ur man-hunt ;-)

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

lol are women eligibile? ;p

Macadamia The Nut said...

Let me know if anyone applies Keshigirl
:D
And ask him if he has a brother
Heh heh heh!

Keshi said...

aww Clyde I really wish I cud join ya by the sea...

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Swati I just lost all my chances of finding a man after that post!!


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Pavi they r all running away from me now. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Cheesy yes women r my only hope anyways. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Maca lol that was cute!

*HUGZ* TC!


Keshi.

sid said...

your snap in the end was so unexpected:-p......and so then I went thru the post once again...n was lafing my way all the way to the end:-).......
PS: did you get potential replys to this advt:-p

Keshi said...

haha Sid!

thru this Ad I only killed all my chances of finding a man.

Keshi.

Silvara said...

Heheh...and I'm baffled to why you're still single babe! I'd snap this hottie up in a microsecond if I was a guy :P

Love the horoscope too....I think we're compatible :P

vEENs said...

hehehe! Perfect :D

nothing is better than this :D

your horoscope is the BEST!

loved it bebeh!

Keshi said...

Im baffled too Silvara. Proves that most men r dorks. HAHAHAHAHA!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Veenz ty sweetz!

Keshi.