Wednesday, May 21

Sexploiting Sexperiences

Being a slave and all, I totally surrender to this particular slavery, and that's LUST. THE super hot German babe Claudia Schiffer apparently said 'Nothing can replace Sex'. ummm, I wonder if she ever tried a nice warm bath in the tub on a moonlit night, those 'orgasmic' yummalicious chocolates, shoes babeh shoes - Manolo Blahniks to be precise, silver stoned droplet earrings that 'tickle' your fancy, a shirtless John Abraham - basically sex on legs *gasps for breath*, a black halterneck top that makes ya wanna stare at your own cleavage for hours, rock music that gives ya audio orgies, reading a good piece of 'smartarse' article that gives you a brain orgy, driving alone listening to Dire Straits that'll make ya moan in total bliss, finding your blogmates awe-inspiring comments and posts that leave you with total euphoria, rich creamy coffee on a Wintery morning that'll have ya saying Yes Yes Yes!, dancing to some good music that'll make your body and soul unite in an I'm-getting-DONE-here kinda breathless frenzy, perving on my Bon-Jovi lookalike workmate while he's washing his cup at the sink that makes me wanna unbutton him on the spot *lol*, getting all dressed up and looking damn hawt that you become the Sex, watching the waves flirting sitting on a white sandy beach etc etc - yeah they too are Sex to me dahlin.


So, dear Miss.Claudia only-hunks-can-do-me Schiffer , have you ever tried any of this before you made that rather germy statement from Germanaaaay? Wonder if she ever got an orgy walking on the ramp. Maybe not. I'd though. Supermodels do need some BIO-fuel anyways ya know...cos they hardly eat, you see. But don't get me wrong, I like Claudia...she's a levelheaded chick and she's hot. Just that, if there's no replacement for Sex, then there'd be alot of people molesting each other like wild baboons, duncha think hunny?As for me, Kurt Cobain is Sex on vocals, Issey Miyake is Sex on scent, Oysters are Sex on a plate, a hot black bra is Sex on cloth, a popsicle is Sex on a stick, holding hands with someone you love is Sex on touch, locking lips in deep passion is Sex on tongue, watching something erotic is Sex on sight, the cute Butcher I recently spotted is Sex on a shopping trip etc etc...it's everywhere. You don't have to be making love to someone to feel excited or to find your sexual urge.


Ya know, I feel alot of Bloggers are sex starved/sex deprived *breaking news oyeah!*. Not cos we can't get it, it's cos we don't wanna get it for the heck of it. It has to be with the right one - right girls and boys? Not with any Mofo you see. Anyways, I know we all make do with whatever we have, to cover up the 'massive starvation' *almost like Ethiopia*...and it's ok. Making Love can be a far cry for some people and some won't get it even after they turn into fossils *waiting for Mr/Miss.Right can be quite a long wait ya know* . Reminds me that my last passionate kiss was some aeons ago...maybe when the Dinosaurs existed? *pictures a skeleton of a girl sitting on a park bench staring at her expired boobs*. But yeah like I said before, you don't have to be on a bed with someone to experience Sex or to find your Lust. Anyways here's my question to ya:


What are some things that can replace Sex?


Go for it men, women, boys and girls - come join in the fun and never be shy to be honest. There's nothing to be ashamed of something so natural...and losing self control when it comes to FEELING isn't wrong...controlling yourself is. And I'll update ya all with the best answers in my next post. yeah babeh spill it all out and you guessed it right, I'm on a horny trip ;-)



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deepsat said...

here are some from me which i think is better off:
- any exciting FPS comp game! my fav is being gordon freeman in half-life!!!

- getting lost in a trek! its so much fun!!!

- feasting the pallet! sometimes myriad flavors can give you such a high!!

I still feel making love is much better than the so called "sexual act"! expressing love in the deepest and intimate form, its a gift from god if you know what i mean! ;-)

the stygian sailor said...

nerdy answer i have for this one.
nothing can replace sex.
the brain recognizes the pleasure of sex differently from that of the others. the chemicals that mediate the pleasure of sex different from the ones that mediate the pleasure perception of other kinds.
after all, early men had sex too,, but shoe sex appeal was discovered after the internet came about.

KAYLEE said...

THATS A GOOD POST :) I lovereading your posts keshi how you doing today ?????

Chriz said...

blogging is the best replacement... and yeah ofcourse reading keshi's posts...

KAYLEE said...

I really cantg aanswer that post right now never thought about it Keshi lOL!

Ankur said...

I dont think Sex is the best thing u can have... though agreeing that it can be one of the best... :)

U know when u keep ur head on the lap of ur mamma and she gently moves her hand in ur hair... wow... u get peace...

When u sit with a friend after a long n hectic day, discussing everything over a cup of coffee and tellin all ur problems, and her listening to it... nothing can replace it

when u sit under a tree at the shore and watch the nature.... nothin can replace it

when u r out there in the middle, facing the heat and doing wat u have to... nothin can replace it

when u listen to the person u want to hear the most... nothin can replace it

when u take her in ur arms... nothing can replace it

when u give up urself for her and when she holds ur hand and holds it tight ... nothing can replace it

when u r out with ur family having fun.... nothing can replace it

There are many things in life which do have equal importance as of sex... i wont say tat sex isnt important but wat i will say is tat its not of utmost importance :)

u provoked so many thoughts this morning keshigirl :)

Cheers!!!

Nirmal's Blog said...

a good food......and a fag after that......

amn tats amazing..

WP 2007 - 08 said...

Hi Keshi

Why I read your post before going to bed is a mystery I'll never solve.

I think a good laugh can replace sex—especially if it’s too small, if you know what I mean? LOL

Now that all your readers are horny, have you ever thought you may be the cause of a baby boom?

I was really doing well in therapy before I read this post. I’m addicted to sex—then again, who isn’t?

LOL

Bev

anits said...

hi keshi girl..hot topic yah?! enjoyed it..n d photos as well...hru?tcare hun

Jay said...

A really great football game. Afterwards the adrenalin is pumping and you're all excited and everyone is talking and all pumped up. Just about any sporting event really.

Vrij said...

Reading Viva Forever is sex on a blog!!!

Ok.. seriously.. just togetherness and a warm touch is all that matters. The actual act is only a sequel. No doubts the act of sexual intercourse takes one to a real high, but the major thing is setting the mood before the insertion. Just a wham bang does not give a quarter of the pleasure that a total mood enhancing foreplay + intercourse can.

One more thing that really makes me hotten up is reading erotic literature..

Solitaire said...

All that I can say at this time is

...listening to Atif Aslam on the comfort of your bed with the lights off.

Cinder-Single said...

Keshi, this is so hard for me to answer.. I am a Virgin... But when I think about Sex.. to keep my mind from going crazy I think It would be Retail Therapy!

Chocolate.. Maybe just going to sleep and living out my fantasies there. I have urges (A LOT) but I don't act on them..... My Final Answer RETAIL THERAPY!!!

Cinder-Single said...

Oh I forgot to say You love you some
Manolo Blahniks also!!! Wooo Hoooo We are Sex In The City Sisters for real!!!

Toodles....

g-man said...

aw man, now you've gotten me all horny n stuff. there's never porn around wen i need it lol.

seriously though, i think sex is just a physical thing. its making love to someone you're willing to give yourself to that is unsurmountable, and we are willing to wait for that, for as long as it takes, yes we are!

something i'd rather do...well, here's a list

1. the sheer thrill of riding a motorbike, just me and the road...

2. get together with my gang, a few bottles of alcohol and a coupla packs of marlboro

3. going back to my old school and playing football with my classmates. that's fucking amazing

4. any amazing fantasy book that keeps you hooked on to it till you turn the last page

5. being with myself, introspecting, n just thinkin about stuff

Josh said...

It has to be said that great sex is hard to beat.

That said, I will happily skip average or passionless sex in favor of the following;

Kite surfing - give me the right winds and it has to be damn good sex to keep me off the water.

Dancing - again, can be more fun than all but the best sex. Sure keeps me from accepting anything less than the best and is a great second place to the real deal.

Good food and time with close friends. Mates are more important than bad or average sex.

nison said...

Keshi's swimsuit calender ... hahahahahaa
wow wont that be something.

No a serious note, this blog is another end of the spectrum if one compares to the previous blog which was an end of another specturm compared to its preceeding blog ...
well U are one colourful out of the box gal.

Coming back to the comment.

Well this one is dealing with senses ...

My newphew in my arm. :D (flavour of the season u see).

A chilled of glass of water in parched summer.

Her peck on the cheek.

Knowing she smiled after he attended my call.

Aloo parathas ... (any time any day any place).

A hot plate os Samosa's and a spicy chutney. yummy yummy.

I and her and chocolate musse.

Blue denims white tees.

A sparking necklace and earrings. (its a big yes on and fem putting that on)

Beer and Tandoori Chicken.

Friends just yapping the night away.

A game of Ludo with friends.

NGC wallpapers.

A warm quilt a a chilling winter morning.

jitendra said...

sleeping "alone" can replace anything in the world. for me.

aneri_masi said...

foot massage
hot water from a powerful shower on my head! :p

Hiren said...

replacements ... hmmmm ... heres my list ...

-> Driving a bike along serene long roads ...
-> Spending time with close friends ... like an overnight stay with all of us at anyone's place ...
-> Walking along the seashore at night listening to the mystical waves ...
-> Spending time with my grand mom ... and giving her gifts that she wouldnt have expected ...
-> And of course delivering a winning performance for your team in a game of cricket :)
-> Time spent with an angel - my little cousin (unfortunately this ones very sporadic as she is too faar in the UK) ...

These can surely be more than worthy replacements ... and if you want to bargain for more ... just get along your special someone with you to be part of these ....


-> and now the best one ... reading Keshis posts on sex ... :)

tc
- hiren

Nachi said...

it might be sort of difficult to be quite exact in answering your question here...but i totally agree with your Lusty thoughts.

the 'orgasmic' yummalicious appetite is usually satiated by the apple pie/oreo crumb cake/dark chocolate. mmmmmmm....

a general sexcapade in other things,

sex in music = tunes to satiate the soul and mood of the moment.

sex on scent = Hugo Boss/ Brute

sex on cloth = the plain ol' comfy tee n denims/ a freakkin Armani suit.

sex on wheels = the Royal Enfield 350 cc

sex in the heart and the mind and everything else = Ani, my gorgeously beautiful friend who makes me go weak in the knees and silly in the head every time, anytime i'm with her.

sex for thought = books!

..."and losing self control when it comes to FEELING isn't wrong.controlling yourself is."

Amen!

:)

Pranay said...

Sex in it's divine ecstatic form is almost irreplacable but yeah there r somethings which r irreplaceable in their own way...

*The thing that comes closest physically to an orgasm is when after doing ab-crunches till the muscles get contracted, you stop and stretch them, the abdominal muscles just release sending you in a tizzy...Just try it if you haven't.

*The feeling you get the first time a special someone touches your hand even if unintentionally is a moment to be cherished forever no matter what is the future of the relationship.

*Watching your favorite team or player(read Sachin Tendulkar) play and win a tight match or just play breathtakingly is another ecstatic moment.

*Actually watching anything that you have dreamed of with all your heart and for a considerable period of time taking place in front of you is a uplifting moment like no other..

*In a weird sort of way, hearing your parents say," I'm proud of you."

Ok..that was embarassing...I'll stop now...:)

I think you have written enough great posts now that your name could be used as a complimentary word for any great post...

So, That was a very Keshi post...:D

Cheers Keshi...

Pranay.

Steve said...

I remember being in Japan and the boys and I were going to Tokyo Disneyland. We were to take the bullet train and the guys told me to walk on to the train and take what ever seat was available.

There was no need to be pushy or anything just move quickly and sit.

Bugga!!!!!

The guys laughed, I now had 1 1/2hrs traveling standing up. They really pack them in like sardines honestly.
Each stop got worse, I thought you couldn't possible get any more in than we had, but they did.

In front of me was a rather tall Japanese woman, and by tall I mean she was as tall as I was maybe a tad taller, high heels and all, business woman, bank teller maybe, who knows. Her butt was firmly planted against my crotch and so the train moved on.

Good God what the hell was going on, she turn her head and smiled, I looked every where but at her, although I glanced from time to time .
She had some how managed to move around and face me, her head resting against mine the voice speaking in Japanese softly, yet firmly .........sigh........... not a word did I understand, ...yet I am excited.

Before I have time to think, my zip is unfastened and she has her hand forcing my manhood toward her nest, rubbing across her panties, caressing her thighs......Good grief what is happening????

She uses my manhood to move her panties to the side and caresses her nest with soft yet firm strokes and awwwwwww.........I look around ta see who is watching....NO one ...it is too crowded too packed......No one notices what is going on...........
She moans and groans, they seem very loud in my ear, I start getting lost in the moment, yet I must not. Oh the sensation is so emmmm............ Oh she whispers loudly and bites into my shoulder as she.................OHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssss............

Then she relaxes, yet she is breathing heavily, her hand ever so soft yet firm and Ohhhhhhhh so good.......She licks at my neck and cheek she can sense my tension as am about to explode, and I do, in waves, God I thought it would never end. I panic, where the hell is it all going what the hell am I doing, what the hell is going on?

As the train starts to reach our destination, she holds me tight and looks at me with happy yet, sad eyes, she smiles and then all of a sudden, she kisses me. Oh a kiss to die for, a kiss that makes the sunrise and sunset fall, a kiss that will make a rainbow shine after the rain.

Oh yes a kiss I remember!

The train stops and she turns and strokes my face, I sense her anguish, yet I do not understand, she lets a tear slip from her eye, I look puzzled, she kisses me again, like there is no tomorrow, she gets off the train and walks away and I just I watch her go.

I am watching her as the train starts to take off, I push towards the window just one more look, just one more time, just one more........whatever..........

How the hell did ya get ta kiss her the guys asked.....I looked at my pants no wet spots, no mess and zip done up! No sign of a single thing happening. All the boys saw was us kissing. I walked around Disneyland like a zombie trying to figure out the hell happened.
All I can say .........Is thank God for baggy trousers.

Silvara said...

Heheh I have to agree with Claudia there darls - nothing can REPLACE sex but there are things just as good...

Sex with the one you love is an experience you can never compare anything to...

But those things that hit the spot when I can't get some lovin' -

Good chocolate - I'm particularly fond of Lindt

A glass of wine - because it's sooo relaxing and goes good with the chocolate

A warm bed - where you can sleep, curl up, read a book, do whatever

A good book - one that gets you thinking, brings out all your emotions and leaves you wanting more

Btw - Usually those who say things are better than sex are the ones who haven't had it yet :P I agree the world in general is sex-obsessed an what not but there is no reason to celebrate it for the experience it is :D My 2 cents.

Chriz said...

1)running naked on the beach, cold breeze freezing your skin

2)sipping litchi frappe

3)lying on your girl friend's lap and your hair being ruffled..

4)performing in front of an audience( i meant compering)

5)salsa

6)lying on my couch watching a tornatore movie all alone

7) watching a nutty funny movie along with friends

8) sitting on the compund wall and talking with friends

9) playing the guitar lying on your back in the rooftop on a moon lit nyte..

10) fantacies are never ending

AaYuShI said...

errrrrrrr..
SEX-no comments :P


Horny,huh?
Lmao ;)


(Oye do check out my blog soon =) )


*hugs*


Aayushi

Pavi!!!! said...

"sex" was never that important.... It is "Making Love" thats beauiful n important!yeah... I'm tht kinda gurl!Boring huh?

n u say "wats the diff hun ?U n I talking abt the same thing,jut naming it differently?" I say "Yes, maybe. But not every1.For some sex is just that..the act..with any1. For me its not"

Oh! well it is...one of those beautiful n important things in Life!

♥bμşγ-ŵŗϊŧēŕ♥ said...

hehe, i can add one more to your list. "sex on blog".. ;)
ahem ahem, i dont think it'll be justified if i answer your question. :)

and btw, you are completely, like COMPLETELY justified when your stare at your own cleavage! lol.. ;) :)
if i was any older than 17, i'd be envious of that, major! :P

maverick said...

a black halterneck top that makes ya wanna stare at your own cleavage for hours

the pic says it all...can i ve a close up :D

well things that can keep me off sex...hmm

0)Pirelli calender dedicated solely to Keshi

1) Playing football....

2) Going for a long and a fast drive in my car...

3)Beer/alcohol with friends...

Clyde said...

A glance and a smile from a beautiful woman.
Walking hand in hand in the rain
A gentle first kiss
A lingering passionate kiss Touching and exploring a woman.
Holding a woman close--holding her tight
Watching her sleep like a child
Feeling her hair run over your chest and face
Feeling her naked body pushed into your back
Making love her way and yours

It's not just sex---making love is so much better

Hey, but hot monkey sex is great

AVIANA said...

a deep meaningful authentic connection...sounds cliche but for me that is better than sex...

i had that experience once a couple of months ago..i won't ever forget it...

some things happened in the aftermath..our connection ended abruptly...can't get over it....

but that is my sex replacement

Asha said...

A good book which I can't put it down once I start reading is sexy to me!! Everything else is secondary including husband!:P

Ms Smack said...

oh my your readers have made some brilliant suggestions!

I just wanted to say that i loved your post. I could relate to it very much!

x

Tys on Ice said...

nah...nothing replaces sex...everything else is a substitute but the real thing is more better...

closest is melted chocolate but it does taste a whole lot better when licked off a woman...

desperado said...

well ..here it goes
beer...abt 7-8 cans...with rock...kurt, metallica, pearl jam and AIC...and my crazy buddies..that what i need for a real high

and yeah second...sharing coffee and music wid d hot aussie chic..known as Keshi ;)

Ria said...

First of all tht was a very sexy and hot post Keshi!! ;) One thing tht i wud like to say is tht, sometimes i get this feelin tht sex is jus too overrated! And in India ppl cringe at the mention of sex but ironically Indians r only nxt to China in terms of population! Anyways now things tht can replace sex are:

1.A gr8 full body massage.
2.My me time with my fav music playing on my ipod.
3.A nice n long hot water bath.
4. Blogging the current thing goin on in my mind. :)

See there r so many things tht can make me feel gr8!! but yes if i m in a frisky mood...then i can hav my bf right away! ;) :P

vEENs said...

ahh well sex is not everything...of course it is not!

there is so much more to life and relationship than just sex...

there is a beauty to it that takes yur breath away...!

Am In Trance said...

Hi..
Pretty Kewl Cool Blog You've got here...
:)

Well..

Sex is a Needy Need..!!!
Like Drinkin' Water..
Like Breathin' Air..

Umm..
I don't think anything can possibly replace it..
But.. Certainly Can Let you forget it for a while...!!!

**Crysis.. (Game)
**Assasins Creed.. (Game)
**Max Payne.. (Game)
**Poetry..
**Work..
**Talkin Home..
**Feelin The Rain On Your Face..
**Helpin' A Needy One..
**Watchin Spidy Series Again n' Again..
**Eatin' Mango..
**Freelancing..
**Listinin' To Dido..( I Luv Her)

List will go on if I continue.. :)
So I better Stop.. Sigh..!!

TakeCare..

the stygian sailor said...

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1147
i dont know if you ve heard about this web comic. i am a big fan.
this particular episode reminded me of you. i know it is a stupid reason to be reminded of someone, but take a look.
ps: dont be angry after you see it

Alok said...

I'll agree with Ms. Schiffer here.

Nothing in the world can replace the sense of pleasure, achievement, satisfaction, peace, glory that sex can give.

Though the things you mention (like Music) do come close. Sex is a different realm altogether.

Life, according to me has two purposes:

1) Survival (That feeling you get when you make anything work the way you want to, this is closely related to the things you've mentioned)

2) Creating Life ( Sex! :) )

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi-hehe...what a luscious post.:)And,what thoughts,about whether Claudia Schiffer's statement 'nothing can replace sex'...well,I'm sure she never tried the warm baths,chocs,et al...or,if she did,she probably did not enjoy them,being in a hurry to move on.haha.

**You don't have to be making love to someone to feel excited or to find your sexual urge.

Feeling excited: So true-I find that I just have to keep my eyes,ears,nose open,to feel excited about that wild perfume,that lovely sight of passing pulchritude,that mannequin with a 36-24-36 figure, with the,err,'points' poking out,....there're soo many things which can be exciting in life,if only we weren't in a sad/depressed or worried mood now and then,which makes us ignore all this beauty.
And,what about mags- seen the new issue of Maxim-India?(http://www.maximindia.in/)It has the lovely Soha Ali Khan,in a droolworthy photoshoot,posing as she's never posed before.:)
---
What I mean is,beauty is all around us,it just needs an appreciative eye for us to feel happy.And,you certainly don't have to be obsessed with sex to enjoy it,do you?Last but not least,how about such posts to excite one??

Helen said...

Looking hot, turning heads, and flirting are all preludes to sex that are almost as good as the act itself.

I love stimulating coversation, a mind-fuck, if you will, especially stimulating conversation with someone who has a large...vocabulary. Keshi, what did you think I was going to say?

just mad said...

Actually I have a very long list
-- her approval for my proposal

-- chatting with friends whole night

-- helping somebody at the right time

-- when you speak the same words as her

... and much more

mayz said...

a smile on d face of someone u care abt!!

SambY said...

Sex.. hmm...You know sex is not just like... getting the pole into the hole and then saying thank you miss... there are a heel lot of things that make sex the thing it is.. though i do agree there are lot more things better than sex..but somehow they are connected with sex..or the ultimate desire to be one with that girl????

I mean..you are not a guy so i dnt expect you to fully understated this...but.. really.. foreplay ..for most men is just taking clothes off so that they can have sex..but... Foreplay begins with taking out the garbage without being asked... i mean..its telling her how grea8 her new hairdo looks when she is nude before you..not just staring at her boobies...

Have you ever tried to steal a kiss from your girl when she least expects it.. that look of the twinkle in her eyes when you make her feel as if she is the only woman in a room full of women... that is sumthing that is beyond sexual pleasure...

I was visiting my parents from my boarding some years ago, the time not being of importance. After hooking up with old time friends and hitting the social scene, it was not long before my eyes met those of a young lady. We hit it right off after a brief introductory chat and from there the night flowed like wine...As the night turned into the wee hours of the morning, we strolled as lovers would in an old time movie through the army cannt's large huge square.... As she twirled in front of me, arms outstretched and hair flowing so beautifully, I gently stepped closer. Seeing the impassioned look on my face, she slowly glided around and leaned into my arms. I pulled her close to me, looked into her eyes, and whispered a sweet compliment. She smiled and I kissed her. The kind of kiss that brought out all her passions and erased her inhibitions. It was a night that she will always remember as I do.
Its not just getting a woman on the bed... that is not what sex is all about..its just about all those moments that,,, fleeting moments..that just mix up the passion and emotion inside of you and take your breath away..

When you break you leg playing football..and your girl friend comes visiting you in the MI room of the school and then.. before the matron can turn her head again..she quickly kisses you with a playful squeeze...when she is ready to lose her inhibitions for you... that what make u a man...rather than just having a pole... and that feeling is simply incomparable...

Have you ever been close to your romantic female so as to cry in front of her... leaving and shredding all this manly image world has created infront of you...and she feels ur pain..you look into her eyes with your own misty tear filled eyes..and she her eyes full of tears too.. just cause you are crying..its a sweet mixture of pain seeing your beloved cry and happiness of seeing her cry for you... you need to be a guy to appreciate this fact....

you love her much in your fantasies....and when the time is right... you picture every single detail of that fantasy coming true from the moment you first touch her moist skin....

the power of suggestion..you know...when you are in a group drinking with your buddies and you get a call from her... your guy friends call you a wussie.. but then... the way she describes on the phone about the things she would like to do to you make you invent excuse and leave that guys night dinner dates or leave all work early. and just run to her... that feeling is hard to describe...

she like most women see's random quickie's in a bad light...cause she feels as if she is used..but she begins to trust you...and opens up to you ... so when you look into her eyes during that... unexpected, thrilling and fervent quickie that passionate look in her eyes and that hardly repressed desire is what can and what will drive any man crazy.. crazy like hell... women have so much power..only if the'd stop burning bra's and realize that... ;-(

I have so much to write.. I have to give attention to a few things.. ..... i WILL COMMENT more in a few...

La vida Loca said...

What are some things that can replace Sex?+++++++ ROFL

Actually nothing!
Although it not so much the act itself, for me its more the intimacy,love and sharing that are irreplaceable.

did i make any sense?

SambY said...

when she wants you to stop smoking and genuinely cares..and takes each of those cancer sticks and breaks them one by one... with her long slender finger all the time shedding a silent tear that she is hurt that ur hurting ur self by smoking..that thing is so beautiful and heart warming..the raw liking and care feeling someone has for you.....

when you drive your bike slowly ...fearing that braking it hard may make the female sitting behind you think you are a pervert and you are just trying brake hard to get her boobies touching your back... and then when you are busy thinking of this all ...she blows your mind..by holding your from the back strongly... shedding her inhibitions cause of the love she has for you... and trusting you to be her man.. that feeling is like... incomparable..

You have a lot of shit thrown in your life as usual...and she... without her usual nagging... just silently... comes up and hugs you from behind.. nibbling your ear all the while whispering that everything's gonna be okay...all the while surprising you with the amount of affection she holds for you..that makes you want her to do this all day long.. rather than making you feel like having sex with her on a couch...

When you are in a group taking and she comes and sits beside you... and without making it obvious or hiding it either.. just comes up and takes your hand in hers... and sits beside you.. flashes you a smile..and then resumes chit chatting with the group.. that simple act can make a man her slave for the rest of his life...

Cinderella. said...

Hell girl ! Am I glad I came here in the middle of night or what !!!!

There are so many things that can replace sex ...(but yeah when you want it bad, like really really bad, nothing - absolutely nothing else can do...what say ?)

-shoes
-chocolates
-sleep
-clothes
-ultra passionate kisses that lead to more kisses
-getting up to watch his face buried in deep blissful sleep
-snuggling up with mom
-laughter riots with frens

Ok...that'll not be all...there are lots...


p.s : How have ya been girl ? Have been very busy here vacationing in the backwaters ig Chilika archipelagoes, Orissa with mom-dad-bro for parents' 25th wedding anniversary...so have been so outta blogdom.
Miss ya.
*hugs*

KP! said...

good game...good company of people...good food....good work out...lot of things can replace sex...

it deosnt mean sex isnt good...sometimes sex can be the best thing! and nothing can replace that.....its all depends on the mood and time and place....lol

mutleythedog said...

I cannot imagine why you would think I was sex starved when I am bonking all the time.Oh Yes! I think a nice Ginsters Steak and Kidney pie is an adequate replacement -

The Phosgene Kid said...

Why replace something that works so well??

Shionge said...

Yo my Sexy Keshi you said it all and you said it well :D

KAYLEE said...

Keshi you been doing alright???

Cinder-Single said...

Day'um Samby!!

I mean, wow, Ummm Keshi, you have some water or something at your place? I need some right now. preferably COLD!!! HAHA!!!

A lot of good comments right here! and ummmmmm Yeah... CHOCOLATE PLEASE! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA!!!!!! Okay Keshi take me The World of Retail Therapy, SAMBY ' post has got me needing it right now!!! haha!!

See Ya Chic!!

Ne.

CM-Chap said...

I guess it varies frm person to person. In essence, watever ur passionate about can replace sex.

Macadamia The Nut said...

Keshigirlll!!!! Lol! No matter what we say, it isn't gonna be on par with your:

"Oysters are Sex on a plate, a hot black bra is Sex on cloth, a popsicle is Sex on a stick, holding hands with someone you love is Sex on touch, locking lips in deep passion is Sex on tongue, watching something erotic is Sex on sight, You don't have to be making love to someone to feel excited or to find your sexual urge."

Bang! Hit the nail... on the head.

For me, everything begins and ends with chocolates :D

Nirmal's Blog said...

whers keshi's reply..

**starts searching***

Keshi said...

hi Nirmal :)

Not sure when I'll ans the comments. Too busy, too tired of recent Blogville dramas, too pissed off at the moment..


but yeah keep em coming..I'll ans when Im back on track. ok?


Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

if ur busy ....its ok then....

but u pissed of from blog drams..??


wat happend.....everythings fine here sweetheart..i feel...

Nirmal's Blog said...

anyways take a good sleep.....everything will great 2morow morning...

tc

Iceman said...

No replacement for rollin in the hay!

But for me, playin some sort of sports comes a close second!

WP 2007 - 08 said...

Hi Keshi

Hope all is well soon!

I've been working hard too. This is another late night. I'm waiting for another email, then it's to bed for 4 hours of sleep.

Get drunk girl! You need it!

LOL

Burp!!

I didn't know I have two bears in my office. Wait a moment! I don't even have one bear.

So, have you ever tasted Canadian Club whiskey?

I have, and now I must stick my head over the toilet, and try not to drown myself.

LOL

Bev

Keshi said...

LOL Bev tnxx hun MWAH!

never tasted that awww...makes me wanna.

I wanna sleep n never wake up. Some days make u feel like that ha :)

HUGZ! Will ans all comments when Im WELL. ;-)


Keshi.

SwAtI said...

Hey Keshi!!!
How r u doin?

What a super sexy post...Loved it!!
What can replace Sex..Hmmm!!
Here are a few things which I really can't do without.. :)

**watching the waves flirting sitting on a white sandy beach** Oh yeah!! Totally agree with you on this one...

Chocolate...Sinful passion.. for sure!! M craving for it right now.. ;)

Often, the thought of doing something is much more pleasurable than the activity itself..
..the mere thought of intimate moments with that someone stirs up irresistible heavenly pleasure.. ;)

Playing in the rain.. Soaking up all those fresh crisp droplets has an amazing sensuality to it..

Holding a baby in my arms.. I don't know of any greater moments of happiness.. I can't even imagine what it wd be like to have my own..(For that surely need Sex..can't replace that..;))

M quite a dreamer..so a beautiful dream evokes magic that nothing else can..

A great workout..n a refreshing hot shower after that..Awesome!

A Back massage..

In winters, a cozy sleep in the comforts of a warm blanket..

Mum's hugs n kisses.. Priceless!!

A long walk in the moonlight with cool breeze caressing my face n playing with my hair.. Its heavenly! I often do it when the weather is great.. :)

Wow!! Listing all these down itself brightened me up..
Cheers! :)
Hugz

Mez said...

Long time..how u been gal?

Donno about sex but yeah i can pinpoint one thing - relaxtion in jacuzzi followed by a hot steamy bath

SwAtI said...

Hey!!
U not well? :(

Ghost Particle said...

:) hey girl...

AakASH!!! said...

You know what?

When i open a restaurant, i am gonna name my best sizzler as 'keshi'! Thats a done deal.

SwAtI said...

Ohhh!! :(
When there's such a feeling, there's not much one can do.. let it fade away with time..

Take care of yourself!!
Keep that beautiful smile on!! :)
M dere for ya!! :)

Casperbaba said...

have you ever tried to race down your baby down the highway late at night...? nd by baby i mean my car!
the only moments that i feel alive away from all the thoughts that bother me. Behind the wheels racings and teasing the RPM meter... seeing it almost rythmically thrust up nd down... the sound of the moaning engine... like its having the ride of its life. The hairpin bends along nandi hills nd me zippin across at almost 100 kmph.... drifitng nd missing every edge by almost milimeters... nd the eupohria of cheating definate death everytime...!!! wow!! i m almost ablout to go off!!! lolz! now tell me can ne amount of sex beat this feeling?

badshah khan said...

replacement is difficult but obviously delicious food and melodious song can soothe you as well ..

Keshi said...

hey Deepz!

**getting lost in a trek! its so much fun!!!


loved that one :)


**I still feel making love is much better than the so called "sexual act"!

I agree. Thats why u need to really LOVE the person ur with.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Stygian wuts shoe sex appeal? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Kaylz MWAH!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Chriz true :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Kaylz why not?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

like ur list Ankur tnxx :)


**when u listen to the person u want to hear the most... nothin can replace it

thats the best one.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nirmal u smoke??

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Bev classic!


**Now that all your readers are horny, have you ever thought you may be the cause of a baby boom?

LOL! ok that Im proud of :)


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Anits!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Jay!

**Afterwards the adrenalin is pumping and you're all excited and everyone is talking and all pumped up

now I know why guys adore Sports. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Vrij!

Erotic material does that to me too!


I agree..foreplay is VERY IMP.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sol wut happens then, tell us na? LOL ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Cinderz lol ur so cute!


**retail therapy

AHA! Ur sooo me :)


*HUGZ* Sista!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

**Manolo Blahniks also!!! Wooo Hoooo We are Sex In The City Sisters for real!!!


Aha Cinderz! We just need to find our Mr.Big now LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Good ones there G-man!

**being with myself, introspecting, n just thinkin about stuff

love that one ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Well-said Josh!


**Kite surfing - give me the right winds and it has to be damn good sex to keep me off the water.

ooh lala! ;-)



**Dancing - again, can be more fun than all but the best sex. Sure keeps me from accepting anything less than the best and is a great second place to the real deal.

Spot on! I find dancing very erotic.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Nison :) and tnxx for the compliments too hehe.


**A chilled of glass of water in parched summer.

Love that one!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jitterz :)

**sleeping "alone" can replace anything in the world. for me.

Can or CANT?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Aneri :)

**foot massage

love love love that one!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Hiren..I loved ur list. U boys romp on Sports duncha ;-)


**Keshis posts on sex

haha cute!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Nachi :)


**sex on cloth = the plain ol' comfy tee n denims/ a freakkin Armani suit

LOVE that one babeh!


btw r ya in love with Ani?


Ur hot..I knew it ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Pranay!


***The thing that comes closest physically to an orgasm is when after doing ab-crunches till the muscles get contracted, you stop and stretch them, the abdominal muscles just release sending you in a tizzy...Just try it if you haven't.


I love that one..it sure does happen! Unique one u mentioned.



LOL @that was embarassing!

I think that was really sweet.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahaha Steve was that for real? OMG. :)


**Her butt was firmly planted against my crotch and so the train moved on.

ok the rest is an R-rated movie?


LOL loved ur baggy trouser line mayte!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Silvara!

yes chocs for sure, yeah babeh!


**Usually those who say things are better than sex are the ones who haven't had it yet

wow tnxx for rubbing it in girl!!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Chriz!

**running naked on the beach, cold breeze freezing your skin

d u do that??


I love Salsa and the guitar!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Aayushi and hey np. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Pavi hey tnxx!

I was talking abt both Sex/Making Love etc etc yes.

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha BW HUGZ sista!

Loving ur cleavage is a sign of true SANITY. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Mav! :)

**Pirelli calender dedicated solely to Keshi


huh why is that? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Clyde!

**Holding a woman close--holding her tight


love that one. :)


*monkey sex

ROFL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty dahlin Lisa!


**a deep meaningful authentic connection...sounds cliche but for me that is better than sex...

aww I LOVE THAT ONE! I know wut ya mean..nah its not cliche...it does happen and its really rare tho. It has happened to me too.


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Asha!

**Everything else is secondary including husband

hahaha u crack me up!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Ms.Smack ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

I shall come back to reply to the rest of the comments.

tnxx guys!


Keshi.

the stygian sailor said...

*shoes babeh shoes* the moan lo blowwhatevers.
how can putting em on or even lookin at them be sex???
beyond my feral understanding

sid said...

hmmm...so is it sex..or love...or care...or lust...l check yr next post fr answers:-P

Solitaire said...

I fall asleep!

What were you thinking? ;)

Tairebabs said...

Well No.1 thing that has replaced sex...blogging....ok not entirely! lol! Last nite my bf and I got into an argument 'cos I choose to blog over kissing and he chose me over football. sweet...but i couldn't help it!

Other things will include a nice massage...

Whitesnake said...

Keshi ..honestly did happen....
my point i guess in sharing that is that different cultures can sometimes find away around obstacles... and that it aint the kill..it's the thrill of the chase.

In relationships ya need to keep that thrill alive.......and not the sunday night bunk up!

Imagine sitting on public transport and ya girl staddles ya with a skirt on and ya kissing passionately.........nothing more..
does that get the motor running.

Sitting on a beach laid back against someone ya care about as the hold you. a drink or too maybe as you both snuggle together watch the sunset/rise and the only sounds are that of waves lapping at the beach and the sea birds searching for their fill......

just mad said...

Samby!

that's simply superb !

Your reply simply encapsulates everything.

:)

Dalicia said...

what can replace sex...a deep tissue massage!!! and great food....hehehe

fingers said...

'No a serious note, this blog is another end of the spectrum if one compares to the previous blog which was an end of another specturm compared to its preceeding blog ...' - Nison.


I can't think about sex until someone explains this to me...

Keshi said...

ty Tys!

**closest is melted chocolate but it does taste a whole lot better when licked off a woman...

mmm u got me dreaming!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dhruv yeah listening to Metallica is a real high!


**sharing coffee and music wid d hot aussie chic..known as Keshi

sweet :) I'd love that too.


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Ria Im glad u hv a BF to snatch when u want ;-) But wut do I do? lol just stare at the ceiling.



**And in India ppl cringe at the mention of sex but ironically Indians r only nxt to China in terms of population!

ROFL! GOOD ONE BABEZ! They treat Sex like a sin or some deep fear, but its the most wanted by many. :)
They need to get over it and admit it.



**1.A gr8 full body massage.

totally luv it! If a man can do it, it's even better. :)



**2.My me time with my fav music playing on my ipod.

definitely!



**3.A nice n long hot water bath.

my daily Sex dose. ;-)



**4. Blogging the current thing goin on in my mind. :)


spot on! It gives u a real High. Well-said girl!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

True Veenz :) tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Trance :)

Love ut list. Very real.


**Feelin The Rain On Your Face..

The best.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Stygian I luuuurved it!! ty :):) made me smile.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Alok!

**Survival
**Creation

U nailed em!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty AmitL :)

**that mannequin with a 36-24-36 figure

aha! Good one. I dunno wut it is, but I do get turned on by mannequins...there's something so classily sultry abt mannequins :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Helen :)

**I love stimulating coversation, a mind-fuck, if you will, especially stimulating conversation with someone who has a large...vocabulary


Spot on! I love intelligent conversation.



haha no I knew wut u were gonna say hunny!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nice list JM :) tnxx!


**proposal

as in?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mayz thats a real sweet one. tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Samby Wut r ya man, some Sexpert! WOW u really know alto duncha! Im impressed mate :)

I was blow away from ur deep knowledge in this subject.

Can I ask HOW? :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

U did make good sense LaVida. WOW nice! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Cindyyyyyy I missed ya hun HUGZ! when ur not ard, nothing's the same :(

Glad to know ur enjoying ur parents' 25th anniv holiday. My best wishes to them! *HUGZ*



**getting up to watch his face buried in deep blissful sleep

That one I love!


TC babez!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty KP :)

How abt Cricket? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Mutley!

**a nice Ginsters Steak and Kidney pie is an adequate replacement

so u wudnt mind living with THAT, if u dun get to bonk ever again? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha good one Phoso!

but there r some of us in starvation LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Shionge HUGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Im well Kaylz tnxx n u?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Cinderz hunny eversince I read Samby's delicious comments, I needed a day-off and abt a 100 cold showers.


LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

I agree Chap.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Maca! :)

*chocs

definitely! I dig em big time.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Nirmal I slept on it..and I feel good today :) tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe ty Iceman!


;-) @hay


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Swati u had a brilliant list up there WOW!


**the thought of doing something is much more pleasurable than the activity itself..
..the mere thought of intimate moments with that someone stirs up irresistible heavenly pleasure


THE best! And thats so true. Imagination can run wild and give u a real high. Thats the beauty abt our minds...we can do anything in there.


And I love the Rain one too..getting WET is sensual to teh core.



*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Mez!

**relaxtion in jacuzzi followed by a hot steamy bath

good one :) a good workout does the same.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Swati hey na..I was in a real bad mood yday...Im ok now hun. tnxxx n MWAH!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ghosty hey :)

Is that all from u on this post? awwww...

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyy Aakash I missed n missed ya! How hv ya been mate?


**When i open a restaurant, i am gonna name my best sizzler as 'keshi'! Thats a done deal.

awww for real? WOW I feel honored :) Why duncha make it 'Aakesh' hehe.


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Swati ur a true friend and thats why I love ya. ty sweetz n HUGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Casper!

**. Behind the wheels racings and teasing the RPM meter... seeing it almost rythmically thrust up nd down... the sound of the moaning engine... like its having the ride of its life.


LOVE IT! Rev it up rev it up til ur engine blows right? ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

so true Badshah :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Stygian!

**the moan lo blowwhatevers.

haha ok gotcha!


**how can putting em on or even lookin at them be sex???

It is! U've got to be a woman to know what it is. :) The hottnes factor of em and the steamy feeling u get when u wear em is priceless!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sid ok matey :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sol nah I was thinking u pulled n prayed. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Tairebabs hows ya girl?



**Last nite my bf and I got into an argument 'cos I choose to blog over kissing and he chose me over football. sweet...but i couldn't help it!


haha so cute!


yes Blogging is THE hottest fever right now :)


*massage

oyeah love it babez!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

WOW Steve u know all the secrets duncha! ;-)


**Imagine sitting on public transport and ya girl staddles ya with a skirt on and ya kissing passionately.........nothing more..

whoaaa I need a cold shower now!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

yeah JM wasnt Samby HOT!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Dal!

** deep tissue massage!!! and great food....

definitely! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Finger-licking-good ;-)


**I can't think about sex until someone explains this to me...

LOL!

Keshi.

Silvara said...

Hahahaha darling...not directed at you...just a general observation :)

But just saying, WHEN you do expericne it I have the feeling you might come along to my side of thinking... :P

There are things just as GOOD as sex...but truly nothing can REPLACE it. :)

Except maybe lots and lots of passionate making out....ohhh....now where is Evs?? :P

Keshi said...

lol Silvara I do KNOW the feeling ;-)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

sory kesh da...im so busy...and lost my mind again. :( dont have the creative stuff left...

the stygian sailor said...

glad you liked the comic.
read it from the first strip if you have time. it is quite funny and addicting.

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi...Joie De Vivre= Joy Of Living.

Fits ur blog to a T,I think!!Cheers.

Die Muräne said...

eeehm, football? lol

AakASH!!! said...

Because then it'll be only half as hot!

elusive said...

woooosh awesum post ;)
well for me i'd say havin chocolate mousse wit him (rather OFF him ;) n havin a sandwich frm janata bakery loaded wit extra mayo n lettuce ooooo YES..YES!
dare yu call me oh-so-vanilla :p

Niyara - Asian Rocxs said...

i think this is prob a qu non-sexers should answer!

loadsa ppl saying love and effection etc but i bet theyd all trade that for abit action!

Dawn....सेहर said...

:) your post is interesting indeed...also after knowing what one lady commented on it ;)
But I think if you are involved in your passionate hobbies such as may be bike riding, sports, writing or such skills where your mind is away from sex ;)
Dont know ...never tried but these things often keeps me away from thinking of sex ...lol
Take care dear
Cheers n Hugz

rantravereflect said...

nothin can replace sex keshi gurl except for hmmm, more sex..
unless ya have an prgasmic passion for life, i believe no1 lives!!!

so far as cleavage -shows go, diff people have different thoughts!
i believ tat if ya got it, flaunt it!

friggyn- who cares, as long as ya know ya line, n the line is close to ya heart n conscience, we all know where to draw it, in fact god himself drew tat line on women in the form of a cleavge, close to te heart!!
sooo keep postin, n kp them cumin in!!!

Satish Bolla said...

my-oh-my, keshi, that was one awesome post. very well narrated. i wonder how many hrs it took for u to write this. all the "things" that u wrote here were awesome, some even unimaginable.

well, i can't answer this question as good as others. but a biggggggg ice cream after a couple of biggggggg pegs of whiskey might supplement it for me.

Keshi said...

I gotcha darl @Silvara :)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ghosty go for a nice jog..u'll feel great.

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Stygian yes.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty AmitL Im grinning :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Murane boys love FOOTBALL I know. *rolling eyes*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Aakash Im sure it still will be as sizzling as Gordon Ramsey's restaurant :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Elusive cute ones.


**sandwich frm janata bakery

sounds very unique. I love freshly baked bread.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

so true Niyara! :) the lack of it makes us switch to chocs. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha true Dawny!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Rantra tnxx mate!


**in fact god himself drew tat line on women in the form of a cleavge, close to te heart!!

Amen!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha tnxx Satish. :)

Keshi.